Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Just Open The Box!!!! 10/15/16

Episode Date: October 15, 2016

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy discusses the Colin Kaepernick controversy and Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg's comments on the disrespectful 'National Anthem kneels'. Chuck In Florida checks in from the Lakeland Florida Zombie Fest. Plus, shopping cart shock collars, cheesy creative licencees, Ronald McDonald's vacation plans, pizza pie w/ purpose & more!Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So I'm reading an article about the ratings of the NFL, the National Football League. And the article is talking about how the ratings are way down this year. And they're going through an entire litany of why those ratings are down. Now, obviously, you know, you have to, as a television network and as the National Football League, spending millions, if not billions of dollars to promote their product, you have to kind of, you know, shoot from the hip and take a look at all things that could possibly make that make the crowd go away, make the ratings go down.

As I'm reading this article, I mean, they talk about, you know, the regular primetime television, the way people are viewing TV, you know, they use the NFL and they used live sporting events as an excuse. That's what was going to save television, right? Television is going way down. Viewership is way down because people are watching their viewing habits have changed. Along with, I mean, I understand. You know, I'm, my viewing habits are not with live television. And even sports pushes it for me.

You know, I can follow a game on social media. Heck, Twitter, you know, Thursday nights is doing their own football broadcast. I can watch it. I can watch the game on Twitter. I don't need the network. But this entire article goes down to players retiring and being, you know, being cast aside. You know, whether they're suspended, retiring, hurt, whatever. And they go down to, you know, TV and other outlets to watch it.

Not once, not one time in this article of, gee, I wonder why some of the, why the ratings plunge. For the NFL, not once did they mention the Colin Kaepernick, his little stand against the National Anthem and the flag. Not once, not one time in the article. See, I think that he and whatever other buddies he's got kneeling down on the sideline for the National Anthem hurts more than they think. And obviously they're not thinking about it or they're afraid to say it. Earlier, this week, we found out that, you know, Colin Kaepernick, again, not only will kneel for the national anthem, but the flag is just a piece of cloth.

Just a piece of cloth. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it is. Roger Goodell. Hey, you know, I support our players when they want to see change in society. We don't live in a perfect society. We live in an imperfect society. Uh-huh. Players have a platform and it's his right to do that. Is it, Roger? Is it?

They have a platform to wear shoes and clothes too, but you make them. They've got to wear specific clothing, don't they? We can't put specific anything they want on their uniforms because you have rules, right? Right. Right. You do. Now, remember that Ed Morrissey of Hot Air mentioned when, sports becomes another politicized arena for multimillionaires to lecture the fans that provide their celebrity lifestyle. It comes as no surprise that the fans will get turned off and turned the channel. Now, good news for Colin Kaepernick, and not really, though. He just restructured his deal with the 49ers, so they kind of cut his pay. He restructured his deal for, it'll be void after he convoyed after the 2016 season.

And it eliminates about 15 million in injury guarantees. And it dissolves the three years, the final three years of the six-year deal. So now it's just a, you know, it's just a rookie's two-year deal, really. No, I know he's, you know, the mayor making a big deal about he's possibly, you know, starting this weekend. Well, good for you, Colin. Good for you. Now, earlier this week, our Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, was interviewed by Katie Couric at Yahoo News. I know, don't ask.

But it was a fascinating interview. The entire interview was actually fascinating with Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She's a, you know, I mean, she's a Supreme Court justice. She's not a dummy. but there was a segment that they were talking about Colin Kaepernick. And let's hear what Ruth had to say. Hmm, Ruth. Justice Ginsburg, how do you feel about San Francisco 49ers player Colin Kaepernick

and other NFL players who have basically refused to stand for the national anthem? What do I think? I think it's really dumb of them. Would I arrest them for doing it? No. I think it's dumb and disrespectful. I would have the same answer if you ask me about flag burning. I said, I think it's a terrible thing to do, but I wouldn't lock a person up for doing it. I would point out how ridiculous it seems to me to do such an act. But it's dangerous to arrest people for conduct that doesn't jeopardize the health or well-being of other people. It's a symbol they're engaged in. But when it comes to these football players, you may find their actions offensive. Yes. But what you're saying is it's within their rights to exercise. exercise those actions.

If they want to be stupid, there's no law that should be preventive. They want to be arrogant. There's no law that prevents them from that. What I would do is strongly take issue with the point of view that they are expressing when they do that. Yeah, it really isn't the whole deal. Nobody's saying that we should arrest Colin Kaepernick or his cohorts in crime. Oh, that's not a crime. Sorry.

What we are saying, though, is that he should pay a little respect to the country and to the national anthem and to the people who are paying his paycheck. It does hurt the welfare of the NFL, even though they haven't admitted it public. publicly yet. Now, Ginsburg throughout this interview was asked several other questions by Katie, and she declined to answer. She said she wasn't going

to say anymore on the topic that she's already commented on. And then she commented on this, which I found fascinating that she did. I'm sure kind of caught her off guard. But she walked it back, of course. She put out a statement saying

look barely aware of the incident or its purpose. My comments were inappropriately dismissive and harsh. I should have declined to respond. No question. I was surprised that she did actually answer. However, she's right. And that's kind of the point. Because no one is saying that he should be arrested

or sent off to Prison Island. We're just saying show a little bit of respect. Show a little bit of respect. And Colin, when you talk about the flag as just a piece of cloth, you're correct. The flag is just a piece of cloth. And you are just a piece of, well, you know, not cloth. I can't take much more of this guy. He's performing in a sport that's providing him a great income and a great platform.

And to use that platform to knock the very country that makes his lifestyle possible is really getting under my skin. I know. I know, I know. The flag, just cloth. The national anthem, just a song. I got it. It may be time, though. Perhaps that everyone just takes a knee and bows their head.

What then, Colin? Will you stand? Oh, no. can't do that. Maybe then. Maybe then. Go away. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network.

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The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-903.33 is the phone number. So last week, I mean, we were busy covering Hurricane Matthew as it was ravaging the east coast of the U.S. And, you know, after churning through Haiti, I mean, you look at some of the damage now. If you look at the before and after photos, tore up roads, houses are underwater. North Carolina and South Carolina are pretty much flood zone. At least, I think, 40 people have perished.

people are really suffering. I don't know if you've ever had been around flood damage before, but it ain't pretty. You can quote me on that. It ain't pretty. My grandparents lived on a river, not on the river. They lived on property that was next to a river that the river was attached to. And every year it flooded.

So, you know, every year, I mean, there were pictures, and we always, you know, loved when the river, the house was on a lot, and then there was one lot between the house and the river. So every year the river would flood, and it would come up, you know, the first lot. Some years it would come all the way up to the back porch of the house. Some years it would just be half the back lot. And that's, you know, that's where the garden was, right? That's where you plant the garden. It's fertile ground.

then one year it flooded horribly you know the flood of a lifetime and it came almost to the ceiling of the first floor so after the water receded I never I mean I was flabbergasted walking into the house And, you know, it's your grandparents' houses where you spend all this time and places in the house that, you know, meant something, and it's gone. Along the wall about, I don't know, about a foot, maybe a foot from the ceiling. There's that water line all the way around, all the way up, and everything below that water line is gone. I mean, there were two sheds out back that had, you know, thousands of dollars of equipment. gone. You know, you were, I have a couple of things from my grandparents' home that were on the top

shelf of a bookcase that went to the ceiling. And, you know, obviously the stuff below that, below the water line gone. But there were a few things up on the top shelf that made it through because the water didn't go over them. and so I have those and those are you know those are items that mean the most so these people that are losing everything or losing everything up to the top shelf to the ceiling um I I completely understand and then uh living in Florida for so many years I know what hurricanes do to people I mean they freak you out you know they're coming you've batten down the hatches and you either you know you know you live in a flood zone, or maybe you don't live in a flood zone, but if you live in Florida or South Carolina or North Carolina, and you know that, okay, I don't live in an insurance company flood zone, but odds are these big storms you're going to be in a flood zone.

You just are. You just are. I mean, Florida is swamp land, for good to sakes. I mean, the soldiers went in there to try to get the Indians out, you know, hundreds of years ago and couldn't do it. Why? Swampland. The Florida Indians knew how to take care of themselves.

The soldiers from the north, not so much. But that's a different history story. And you lose, I remember, you know, when your parents are living in another state, when I first moved to Florida and the hurricanes are coming through and my folks are up north and they're worried, they're worried, they're trying to get a hold of you. The phone lines are down. And, you know, they're not sure. And all you hear on the news is how devastating the hurricane is.

Florida wiped from the earth. It's possible. More at six. and so you're trying to get, you know, we called the call, we couldn't get through, we were worried, we kept hearing all these bad stuff. Well, there's a story from Flagler County, the Palm Coast of Florida, it's on the East Coast,

where people were trying to get a hold of their grandmother who lived there, and they live in Nebraska. And, you know, phone lines are down, they couldn't get a hold of her. Want to make sure everything is okay, find out what's going on. Obviously, I mean, even if you live in Nebraska and think, well, I'm going to go down and check on her, you're not getting in. That's rare that they're going to let you in.

But so this family realized that there were the Papa Johns in the neighborhood. And God love Papa John's in Flagler County probably made a of fortune because it was the only place open. They were delivering pizzas to everybody. So the guy in Nebraska calls and orders a pizza for his grandmother. And on the receipt, asked, and obviously Papa Johns, I mean, you can order online anywhere in America. They may have called, but I'm pretty sure that they, you know, did it online. And on the receipt, it said, call this number when you arrive. And they called, you know, the guy had a cell phone.

called Nebraska and a knock down the door. She almost didn't let him in. She almost didn't let him in. Claire Olson. And the guy said, no, no, no, I'm delivering a pizza. I have your grandson on the phone. And so she opened it up and they were just calling to check on her, had ordered her a pizza.

And she got to talk to her grandson. Everything was fine. And of course, the heartwarming story. Pizza to Grandma in Flagler County. and the delivery the delivery guy was so so heartfelt and so warm it was just wonderful

not sure if you got a good tip out of the deal though so if you don't have a grandma to send a pizza too you can still help by going to mercury1.org mercury1.org there's plenty of Claire Olsons out there

that don't have grandsons in Nebraska ordering pizzas and that is what Mercury 1 is for Mercury 1.org The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network. Jeff Fisher Show. I don't know. People are committing crimes all over America every day.

And sometimes it's frustrating because you think, man, I mean, we take for granted our safety. We take for granted our safety. Every day. I mean, we have such trust in people doing the right thing, right? I mean, we have trust that, well, I'm crossing the street and the light is red that none of those cars are going to accelerate and run me over, right? I mean, we have people that we trust that that's not going to happen. It does, but rarely. So, I mean, that's what we have jails and prisons for, right?

And that's what we have courts for and judges and police officers to, you know, make us feel safer and also, you know, to react when someone. goes against the grain and, you know, breaks into our safe space. Well, a former executive from Pennsylvania is going to pay a $5,000 fine and only get three years probation. No jail time. The companies that this executive was running shut down. Okay? Shut down. Why?

It's so horrible, I don't know that I can read it on the air, but I will. Her family-controlled business sold grated Swiss and mozzarella cheeses that were mislabeled and fraudulently represented as Parmesan and Romano cheese. Thank God this woman has put away, well, at least on probation, and paying a fine and doesn't have a business to run anymore. Now, the USDA said, hey, during, you know, consumers also questioned whether the cheeses had too much cellulose in them, too. Let's, you know, don't laugh. That's filler made from wood pulp. Yeah, but they didn't bring that up in the court case.

They might have locked her up and thrown away the key had that come out in the court case. But it didn't. What the case was about was that Swiss and mozzarella cheeses were mislabeled. and fraudulently represented as Parmesan and Romano cheese. I know. I know what you're thinking. How can this person be out walking the street today? Michelle.

Murder. Is it murder? M-Y-R-T-E-R. Michelle Murder. I can't say her last name is murder because she should be in jail if her last name is murder. Right? It's got to be Miter. Mireder?

We'll just call her Michelle. Now let's just call her the guilty executive. The guilty former executive. I mean, the company is shut down. She pled guilty to a conspiracy charge related to the mislabeling on behalf of the company's international packing and universal cheese and drying. The companies, based in Western Pennsylvania, ceased operations, agreed to forfeit $500,000 each.

The FDA said the imitation cheeses made by a third family owned but now defunct firm. So now there's three companies out of business. Not supplying cheese to America. Though the cheese wasn't unsafe to eat. No, get out of here. The cheese that was fraudulently represented as Parmesan and Romano cheese was not unsafety. eat. But customers, you, the customer, being cheated by paying for more expensive Italian cheese

and we're getting cheaper varieties. That bastard executive. The cheeses tasted like Parmesan and Romano, but weren't aged as long as they were made from Casian's proteins found in milk instead of actual milk. Those bastards. She acknowledged knowing that was done. illegally, but agreed to plead guilty as someone who, in her position, was legally

responsible for the company's actions. The former executive was a trustee with a family trust that gave her an indirect controlling ownership. Why is this woman walking the streets? I mean, we take our safety for granted in America.

Another crime. Another crime that, I mean, I feel so much better. Okay. Polk County, Florida. Polk County, Florida. A man was arrested for having a milk crate on his bicycle.

I feel safer. I mean, I feel like I want to live in Polk County now. Sheriff. Come on. I know Sheriff Grady Judd and Polk County, Flo. I love the guy. He's a good man. But come on now.

Come on. Now, I know. I got it. I worked in the grocery business for a thousand years of my life. The first thousand years of my life. So I know. Shopping carts are expensive. And it's illegal to have.

I mean, they belong to the company, right? You're not supposed to take them. And some, you know, some grocery stores have the, you know, the little, you know, the little electronic dog. What the heck is it called? You know, the little dog, the electronic, the electronic dog collar. So the dog can't. leave the yard. Dog one gets electrocuted so he doesn't go past the line.

That's what they put on those shopping cards. So when you know, you pass the line, the wheels don't go around. Those are more expensive than the regular shopping carts, by the way. And you see a number of, I have in the past seen a number of people who I would guess were homeless. I don't know that they were trying to push the cart past the electronic barrier. And it doesn't go over well. However, it's illegal to have those.

Yeah. And so are the milk crates. Okay? The milk crates that belong to the dairy or the store itself, you don't just keep those, no. Okay. Like the postal service boxes, the people, you know, put stuff in around their homes. You're lucky that Homeland Security doesn't break down your door. Okay?

Now, the deputies charged a troller with possession of a dairy crate. He was out riding his bicycle past 10 p.m. And they stopped him and the deputy said, hey, freeze. Not only are you riding your bike past 10 p.m. Because we're just going to stop you and find out why you have a milk crate attached to your bicycle. You are under arrest. Now I know I know that the sheriff's department

believe that you know, hey look, you're possessing something that's stolen doesn't matter what it is and that's the way it goes. The officer is the right thing. And I'm sure

that they feel that if you're out after 10 p.m. in the evening and you're already possessing stolen items like a milk crate, you're probably, it's probably you could be doing other crimes. And then we find out that, you know, okay, the guy that was arrested for the milk crate

has got a big long rap sheet. So that doesn't make the milk crate arrest any better. Okay? I'm sorry it just doesn't. I get the whole thing. I got it. It's illegal to have them. But are you really seriously spending my tax dollars arresting people for having a milk crate?

Now, if the guy's got a truckload of them, if the guy's got, you know, a truckload of milk grates, and they're not his, I arrest him. If the guy's got a truckload of shopping carts, I arrest him. I arrest him. But I don't see you arresting the guy downtown with the shopping cart. I'm sure it's an added on charge when you do arrest him. Not only was he sleeping on the street corner and not only was he trying to steal a lady's purse, he had a shopping cart. The horror.

So here's two crimes. A man illegally possessing a milk crate and a former executive mislabeling. and fraudulently representing Swiss and mozzarella cheeses as Parmesan and Romano. I don't know about you, but I feel safer. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. All right, congratulations to 75-year-old rock legend. Mr. Bob Dylan gets the Nobel Prize.

I know. Congratulations. been awarded the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature, becoming the first songwriter to win the prestigious award. Think about it, though. Bob Dylan, I was forced to kind of like Bob over the years. So, you know, good for him. Congratulations.

And I've seen him live. I've seen live a couple times. He's okay. You know, he's our. and he never did he never did my favorite song in concert which I was a little pissed at him for I wanted to hear

you know crown of thorns I know that's not the name of the song well shoot it's my favorite song and I can't remember the name of it the heck is it it's a oh shoot anyway I'll think of it I'll think of it but I I'm a fan of him congratulations

he got the Nobel Prize good for you right and for Bob and he gets like a million and a half chronos or whatever. So it ends up with, yeah, I would just, I would, I just had a thank you, Brittany, shelter from the store. That's my favorite Bob Dylan's song. I love that stupid song.

He goes, do I see him live and he sings it? No, of course not. Why would he do that? Why would he sing the song that I like live in concert? So you know what? I don't want him to have the Nobel Prize now. I'm mad at him again. Yeah, I'm mad at him again.

All right, so this weekend, if you're in the Metro, the DFW area. You need to come out to the Bell Helicopter Fort Worth Alliance Air Show. Happens today and tomorrow. Man, they've been practicing all over this neck of the woods. The Thunderbirds are out here. They've been flying over all kinds of planes

and everybody else practicing out here. So it's going to be exciting. And, you know, you'll be able to, I'll re, I'll repost some of my wife's pictures. she's going crazy with taking pictures. She's been out there taking pictures at the airport the past couple of days as they do their practice runs. So we'll be out there.

And then again, today and tomorrow at the Bell Helicopter, Fort Worth Alliance Air Show, 2016. The very young Glenn Beck will be out there. I know. I know. He's going to be out there signing books today and tomorrow. Sign of books. And he's going to be signing books by the, you know,

the Mercury airplane, the DC-9 that they're going to be showing off at the air show, which is, you know, pretty impressive. Kind of a cool DC-9 airplane. I know Glenn's pretty happy with it. He thinks he's pretty cool. You know, whatever. It's a historic DC-9. Presidential candidates flew on it.

His man Ronald Reagan flew on it. Been flying around the country since 1966. You know, he kind of likes it. He's got a new paint job. It's got his little favorite tail picture on it. You know, he likes it. So he'll be out there signing books. You come by, you wait in line, you get Glenn to sign a book for you.

You take a look at the airplanes and then you'll look up with the ones flying over. It'll be fun at the Bell Helicopter, Fort Worth Alliance Air Show. Show. It'll actually be fun out there. It's a really good time. I know I'm looking forward to it. I haven't been last year. My wife is, let's, I'm hoping that she's still in it. My wife is a little airplane air show crazy. She kind of loses her mind when all these classic airplanes are flying around. And she just has to get her camera out and cameras. and she's running around, taking all these pictures. So, of course, we go over there last year, and we're out there in the middle of fields,

all around Fort Worth Alliance taking pictures. So this year, this year I got her inside. Go be crazy over there, okay? Love you. Bye. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The experiment was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program.

Now. Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. I mentioned Glenn Beck at the end of last hour. And I'm still, you know, I work with the man for so many years now. And they're from time to time. You know, you think to yourself, you know, you just don't like the guy.

I mean, and today that's where I'm at. Today, that's where I'm at. Yesterday, we announced, you know, I talked to you on the show about the Walking Dead sending a gift. And waiting for it to arrive. It finally arrived. Those of you who follow me on Facebook at Jeff Fischer Radio and Twitter at Jeff EmoryMRA and Instagram at JeffieMRA know that the gift arrived. And that we were looking forward to it, my co-host for Talking Walking Dead,

Brad Stags, I'm Jason Buttrill, looking forward to opening the gift and seeing what Walking Dead had sent. They made a point of saying that their gift was not something that was for sale to other fans. It was a gift specifically for me and, you know, for being such a caring and loving fan of walking. Dead AMC. So after the radio show yesterday, we had planned on doing a Facebook live, which we did. And you can go to the Blaze Facebook page. And I shared it at Jeff Fisher Radio as well and watch the Facebook livecast. And we were going to open the gift sent from Walking Dead. This is the time when Glenn Beck walks in and decides that, oh, hey, Wow, that's really cool, Jeffie.

We need to open that on My Radio Show. We can Facebook it live there, too, at the same time. But why just waste it on Facebook Live and you? When we can do it on My Radio Show. Oh. So, okay, Mr. Jealous, that, you know, you didn't get a gift, but you want to open my gift on your radio show? Fine.

whatever. I mean, one of the things that happens is Glenn doesn't get told no very often. And of course, he didn't get told no yesterday either. So on Monday, I still have the gift here. Petses me off that I can't open it.

The Facebook live post, I opened up a couple of other gifts that were sent. I got some Burning Man gifts that were fantastic. From a few years ago, Burning Man, a hat, some shot glasses, some patches, some key chains, really cool stuff. Some dog tags. Some real cool stuff. And I really appreciate, I really appreciate it very much having that sent to me.

And, you know, I gave Brad and Jason a gift. I felt bad that, you know, Walking Dead sent me, just me the gift. You know, they just sent me at Jeffrey MRA, the gift. Not Brad, not Jason, and not Glenn. But hey, it's okay, whatever. He's got a few more listeners than me. It's a show off. It's a big syndicated show.

I got it. So, Monday on the Glenn Beck radio program, along with the Facebook Live vid on the Blaze Facebook page, we will have the opening of the Walking Dead gift. So I'm excited. I think I know what it is. I'm pretty sure I think I know what it is. You can guess.

You can go to the Facebook page or Twitter and guess. And, you know, the first person who guessed it right, you know, we'll send them a prize. I know Jason wants to send them some kind of prize. And we'll do a podcast, Talking Walking Dead to talk about it and to talk about the upcoming premiere, October 23rd, for the season 7, which should be really good.

And I think we're going to start, we've talked about it. I think we're going to start doing our Talking Walking Dead podcast as a Facebook live at the same time. So you'll be able to see it and listen to it. I mean, you're welcome. Okay, you're welcome. That still doesn't change the fact. When you go see Glenn Beck this weekend at the Alliance Air Show,

and you have him sign his book, and you stand there and you say, oh, Glenn, I love you, I think you're great. Remind him that I'm mad at him from making me wait the entire weekend to open the gift. Okay. I'm pretty sure it could be a walker arm. I mean, it's pretty big, it's heavy. If you look at the cast, we kind of try to guess what it might be, what it could be. You know, it could be a Walker arm.

Could be Cecil's leg. I mean, I don't know. I actually think that it's going to be a replica of Lucille, Nagan's bat. It's heavy. If you look at the box, the way it's got to be opened. I think it's going to be enclosed in a case, and it's going to be Negan's bat with the barbed wire around the top and hopefully some blood and,

brains dripping off of it. And it should be, you know, it would be really, really cool. And it will also be really, really cool to know that it is mine. I will share it with you, the viewer and listener of this show and the podcast. Because, you know, I appreciate you being there. Just as sometime down the road, I will appreciate again Glenn Beck being there, but just not today. Just not today. Okay.

So, tune in on Monday and we'll find out exactly what it is. And then we'll post a new Talking Walking Dead podcast on Monday afternoon as well. As pretty usual. A week away. Week away, I know, man. I'm fired up. A week away. Now, let's talk about the future, shall we?

The future. What does the future hold? The future holds a couple of things that, are pretty fascinating. This particular story is the future that is already really here. It's just New York catching up to it. And they're making such a big deal about the New York states and metropolitan transportation going cashless with their tolls.

I will say that I lived in New Jersey for a while, lived in Pennsylvania for a while, now I've lived in Texas. And those tolls are pretty much cashless. Okay. The one in New Jersey, I think, think you could pay cash at, yeah, you could pay cash if you didn't have the transponder, but it's so much easier to use the transponder in New Jersey.

Now, here in Texas, there is no cash at all. It's used toll roads, you get charged. Whether you have a tag or not, if you have a tag, it's cheaper. But if you decide that you're driving and you go, man, I'm not taking that way, I'm going the toll. you don't have the tag, they charge you anyway. They just mail it to your house. So you're already part of the government plot. The feds know where you're at, okay?

They have a way of finding you. So your safety is already shot to hell. And I'm okay. I wish that every state, there's toll, every state has different toll roads and, you know, everything. I got it. And having the actual toll roads is another argument. I know.

I mean, it's rare that a state or municipality says, hey, we're going to build the toll road. Once it's paid for, we're taking the tolls down. Uh-uh. Good luck taking those tolls down ever. I know. I got that. Because there's always something, well, we can take the toll down,

or we can use that money to better this. Vote on it this Tuesday. And nobody ever takes it away. It's always, yeah, we'll just keep paying that. the kids will be safer over here. It's just the way it works. So in New York, you've got something to look forward to with your cashless tolls. I don't know why they're making such a big deal about it.

They're spending millions of dollars to upgrade it. I guess the union toll takers are pissed. They'll get new jobs. Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you work for the state doing something else? I don't know. Clean the roads. Do something.

Useful. Okay? Okay. Don't you guys split up the drive-time tow truck driver jobs? So the 24-7, the state has a tow truck out the toll road, so if something breaks down, they can tow your butt to the garage. How about that? Who provide that for a little toll money?

Just an idea. Just a thought. But I am awful. I think that every, if you have tolls, it should be universal. So that if I have a pass that... Now, I guess each state, now that I talk about it out loud, each state can have their own. It could be universal, but if you're in state,

then you get, say, charged a buck. And if you're from out of state, you get charged $1.25 or something like that. I don't know. But it should be universal. I should not have to, I should have a tag on my car, and I should be able to use it any damn place in this car. country. Period. Take it off the account. In Texas, once you have the account, I mean, it's, you're down below $2. Boop. They immediately take the money from your bank account and put some more

money onto your account. If you don't have a card, they just charge it. You just get the bill in the mail. You've gone through the toll 852 times. You now owe us $8 million. And they've got a lot of delinquents out there doing that. And ever so often, they try to break down the delinquents. I know the percentages drop when they go to cashless. It's weird. I don't know, you know, the percentages drop. They also, you know, they're complaining about the environment. Because cars don't have to stop.

They're not stopping and waiting in line. So it's saving the environment, helping. Okay, whatever. Now, in New York, though, I mean, the toll roads around here, there's a couple of them that are kind of expensive, but most of them are, you know, a couple bucks. a dollar, depending on use times, you know, it goes up. It's really busy.

We're going to charge you more. Isn't that illegal? Anyway, it's not price gouging. But, hey, that's another thought. But in New York, I mean, you can't cross a bridge for under $150. So good luck having that in your account every week. Okay? Good luck having that in your account every week.

Now, when I lived in Michigan, I, lived in a, you know, crappy apartment up above a bagel shop. And it really wasn't a crappy apartment. I loved it. I loved the apartment. It was a great apartment. It was above a bagel shop. We had the back windows on the alley.

Across the alley was a fancy restaurant. And the cooks and, you know, all the bus people and everything would come out into the alley. And that's where they would smoke their cigarettes. Well, we used to trade items, merchandise for food from the workers. So we ate like kings. I mean, the nights of buckets of crab legs and steaks were many nights, thanks to the restaurant, the bank, on the other side of the alley. Because the workers, you know, we may have talked to them a few times in the alley,

and they, you know, could contact us because we were on the second floor by just hollering up or, you know, tossing a rock up in the window, that kind of thing. And we may have had merchandise that they wanted. I mean, it was a win. wind situation for both parties. But when I was living in this apartment, there really wasn't no any, wasn't any place to park. So you could, there was a few places where you could park for free, free parking.

And that was either, you know, four or five blocks away or there were a couple of places. It was close to a bridge. Now, you could park under the bridge. And you could park in a parking lot attached just right, you know, next door to the bridge. But many of those places. were meters. So a lot of times I would come home late at night, and, you know, the meter maids weren't out until after 8 a.m.

Right? So what we would do is we would get up and move our cars where you could park during the day for free, but at night it was close and we'd park there, and, you know, you beat the meter maid. Now, many days, you didn't meet the meter. made. So you'd get a parking ticket and you'd get a parking ticket. Now, I cannot tell you the feeling of despair and heartbreak. I used to park in the parking lot where you could look out the,

if you leaned out the window of our apartment on the second floor and looked to the right across the street, you could see the parking lot. So where I would park in that parking lot, you could just look out and see if your car was there and, you know, just see your car. So on the days that I knew I had to beat the meter made. I would get up and I would race to the window and I'd look out the window and if my car was still sitting there with nothing on it, I would race down to move it. There were several mornings when you wake up and you see the boot on your tire. I think it's called the Denver boot.

Man does that suck because you can't drive your car. You can't move it. And what you have to do is pay your parking fines. And that gets a little pricey, a little pricey. Okay? I can't tell you how much that sucks. Now, I found a way around it, kind of. I found out that you could pay a percentage to get the boot taken off.

You didn't have to pay the full amount. You could pay a percentage and then agree, obviously, to pay the rest, but they would come and take the boot off. But there is nothing like seeing the boot coming around the corner and seeing that boot strapped on your front tire. Well, there's a new boot now that they have called The Barnacle. And I got to tell you, as cute as this thing is, it still would suck seeing it on your car.

It goes on your windshield, not your tires. And it's suction locked onto your windshield so you can't see. to drive. Okay? And it's weighs less. They're promoting it. As you ever try to move one of those boots? They're heavy.

This comes into under 20 pounds and you just unfold it and put it on the windshield. And then it's a vacuum. You have the suction cups and it creates a vacuum and it's got an integrated GPS signal. So if the car moves an alarm sends, it goes to the law and they can come and get you. Now, you can call and have the code to, it's kind of cool. The one thing that's cool about it. is that you can call and, you know, pay the bill over the phone, and then they give you a code and you release it and you have 24 hours to return it.

That's kind of cool, right? Because if you have the boo, you've got to wait for somebody, you've got to wait for the tow truck guy to come and unlock it and move it, and it's heavy. And it's a, I mean, it's a long, tedious process. The only thing I see wrong with this is that I have to call and pay the whole bill. No, I mean, if you give me a way to just to pay a percentage, you get this thing off. I'm good.

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He was just, I don't know what Mike gave away today. I'm sure it was, I'm sure it was something well worth your time. Brittany tells me it was a book. I overheard the glitter ladies. I'm pretty sure that at some point you're going to be getting the opelca glitter. It could be the special opelca beard glitter jar. And boy, can't wait for that, huh? Oh, me either.

Okay, so one of the devices that I was reading about this week that I was thinking, I don't know that I want it. I mean, the future is kind of cool with devices, but there's a tiny scanner that can tell you how many calories are in the food you're holding before you eat it. No, thanks. I pretty much know that the Chick-fil-A sandwich with cheese and that chocolate shake probably isn't a couple hundred calories. It probably isn't a couple hundred calories. And I don't really want to know. I don't want to know. I want to pretend it's 200 calories, okay?

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Lock it in. And throw the knob away. Theblaze.com slash radio. Now, this story is kind of agonizing. Kind of agonizing because you think to yourself, well, first of all, we're hearing, you know, we keep hearing clown stories and clown stories and clown stories and clown stories. And, you know, they've got everybody, every network in America has found one of their, a person who is a clown in their listening, in their viewership.

who is saddened by the portrayal of clowns because they are helping people. And they don't want to give clowns a bad name. And then, of course, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald will be taking a respite for some time because clowns are giving people being bad clowns are giving clowns a bad name. And we don't want Ronald to be around for that. He won't. It's okay. You know, Ronald McDonald's pretty much a set clown.

Although I kind of understand what they're doing. They're kind of saying, hey, you know, Ronald, we're going to give Ronald a break so that if you do see a Ronald McDonald's, that's a bad one. That's a bad one. Because the guy, you know, there was a guy, the guy that played Ronald McDonald in Tampa Bay, Florida. You know, obviously, you know, I worked there forever.

So, I mean, I'm still, you know, I met all these dangleberries. And the guy that played Ronald McDonald in Tampa Bay, he worked for the company that, I forget the name of the company, but they owned like, I don't know, 20 or 40 McDonald's. I know. Kind of a good business platform. And he was the remit Ronald McDonald for them. And so, you know, he obviously all the grand openings and, you know, all the appearances and stuff. And he was a great Ronald McDonald.

I have some pictures of, I'll post a picture of me and Ronald. From a while I have it somewhere. I just saw it not long ago. And he was, you know, he was always talking. He was a fan. Always, you know, wanted to talk about the news, you know, when he was alone. You were standing there talking to him. But he would never let you know who he was.

He was always just Ronald McDonald. I tried. I made it my mission. for a couple of years when we had a really heavy relationship with this company and the McDonald's

so I saw Ronald quite often. I made it my mission to find out who this guy was. No go. He would not do it. This is the guy you want on your side of the military

because I believe I could have hung him by the Ronald McDonald's shoes and he would not tell me who he was. That's the kind of guy he was. And that's the Florida Ronald McDonald for you right there. Speaking of Florida, chuck

in Florida.com. Joining me from where are you at today? I am reporting live today from the Lakeland Zombie Fest. That's right. The zombie apocalypse has started, and it's right here in Central Florida. All I can say is

Ronald McDonald has got nothing on these guys. The Lakeland, Florida Zombie Fest. That is correct. In fact, info detailed at Lakelandzombiefest.com and Facebook.com slash Lakeland Z-Fest. Going on all day today, starting around 2 p.m. is when they opened the gates officially. However, I can tell you that there is quite a display of the undead walking around here and in full regalia today.

That is great. Are you one of them? Actually, I am coming as the big giant, or I should say the evil giant head today. day. I will be appearing in Dr. Garb trying to help cure the zombie apocalypse. In my costume, I have the big giant bulbous head and lab coat with all the inoculations needed to potentially cure the zombie outbreak. I must have a picture tagged to me at Jeffie MRA on Twitter as soon as that outfit goes on. I promise that will happen. In fact, I have some special guest that I'll be posing with photos with today.

one of them being Justin Kuslain, who was the guy who played in last season's episode where Rick strangled out the guy that was attacking the hilltop people leader. What was his name? Yeah, Justin had a very famous scene where he was about to kill the new alliance leader. And Rick choked him out with much gore. It was one of my favorite teams of the whole season. I am a huge fan of other kids. No. The guy, well, you know, I'm a fan of Walking Dead, obviously.

But I have also a fan of people who now are going around to these festivals making money. This is America. This is America now. This is true. This is true. He's making money because he was in one scene killed on Walking Dead. I love America. Well, Justin, I have to give him credit.

He has done himself proud. Oh, yeah. It is a great thing. You know him as Bill, the dead guy. on episode five of season six. I love that. Yeah, yeah, there's another zombie who has been, to quite some acclaim.

Ted the zombie should be here today also. He was also one of the early season Walking Dead, like season four or five. And he, I don't know why he was such a special kill, but this guy's costume is one of my favorites because he's just gaunt and looks the part normally. You know what I mean? Take very little makeup.

Right. But what he does lay it on, man, he is absolutely the undead. It is an awesome sight. Dr. Terrorize will also be joining me, Terrorize. He is an optometrist who does the same thing, goes around to Tosplays, and teaches people about how to put on their costumes for the appropriate scare factor or fan support of, you know, the various cosplays and the Comic-Con festivals where all these guys get together and charge up to $50 for an autograph.

See what I'm saying? that's America right there that's America seriously come on I love the right right and then there's another pal of mine uh another buddy of mine Scott from Scott Fenister from uh face off I think he was season six or seven uh no I'm sorry that's that's wrong it was season 10 if I remember right and anyway he was one of the I think top three finalists Scott was an uh he's an amazing makeup artist used to be from Orlando, Florida, and he travels around doing makeup demos and, you know, showing people how to set up their mannequins for their own, you know, cosplay, costume building and creating their makeup. So this guy is going around, this guy is going around giving classes, making money, because he was a top loser in season 10 of faceoff. Is that right?

Am I understanding that properly? I wouldn't quite word it that way, but, you know, he did not win. That is correct. I freaking love America. I do. I do. Jeffrey, all you need to do is set up a booth and you two can charge $50 for an autograph and $20 for a selfie. Come on.

You may have seen me in season one. Right. Season one, episode three, I was the 50th Walker in the herd. Come on. Come on. Come on now. Well, you were the top dog on talking walking dead. So, I mean, there you go.

There's your, you're your, you're, you're, you're, claim to thing, right? I can't wait to see what in that damn box you've been talking about for a month. I know. I know. Monday. Gotta wait until Monday. I'm really mad at Glenn Beck about that now.

Monday. My God, you're killing me. I know. I know. But the only way I can be a walker now in Walking Dead is, and I've already given, listen, I worked it out. I figured out how I can be a Walker in the Walking Dead.

All right. I know that they don't have, you know, overweight walker. Even athletically overweight walkers. I know that they don't have those. However, I'm giving in and I will say that I will be a walker on fear. I will drop down because I know fear is newer. Yeah, so there's, you know, the people are still, you know, closer to being human, closer to being alive. And I believe that they should just let me wash up on shore in Mexico at the hotel.

What do you think? Come on. Come on, man. There's too much that comes to mind for washing up on shore like a beached whale. I just don't want to go there. I know, but I'm saying I can be in. I'm in. That's my part.

And then I can travel. In the early walking dead was the guy in the well who was all bloated up. He was the only fat guy. So that's what I'm saying. I could be the other fat guy. I can travel to every zombie fest in America being the fat guy that washed up on shore as the walker. I'm telling you. I'm in.

I'm happy to do your makeup for that one, brother. Speaking of that, speaking of that. Yeah. I know that, you know, being a, you know, a makeup artist is a little of what you do in real life. Have you made it to the big time yet? I mean, have you done, like, can you say that you've done, you know, the third walker in episode four on Walking Dead yet? I haven't broken into the TV side. I have done a couple of movies, a couple of Hollywood productions.

and there's been just some minor makeup effects. Nothing quite as extravagant as a walker or, you know, any blood and gore effects. However, I did have a baby zombie that is going to appear in a movie that was shot in Texas. And I can't wait to release that information as soon as they give me the green light and the embargoes up. We're going to post photos of that one. That's in post-production now. And my favorite thing was making an animatronic zombie baby. I got to admit that was a lot of fun last year.

Now, are you going to attempt to be, I don't know, a top loser on one of the face-off shows to maybe you could travel around? Well, let me put it this way. I have applied to face-off in the past at some encouragement from the local guys, you know, some of my peers. And I have done well, but I have not made it past the Hollywood screeners yet. And from what I understand it is truly a reality TV show and, you know, what that means is not a lot of it's real. so. Oh my gosh. Now you're throwing it under the bus because you're pissed.

They didn't pick you. No, not at all. No. Okay. Yeah. In fact, if anybody's listening, I'd be happy to apply again, you know. So now I love it because you're out at this zombie fest and you're saying that, no, I wasn't picked. Right.

Yeah. That shows. That shows crappy. That shows crappy. This is where the true losers go to set up their booth and I only only charging 10 bucks for a selfie, you know. I'll be damned if I work my art for that piece. The Crap Show. Is that what you're saying?

I'm above it. Yeah, that's totally good. All right, so Zombie Fest at Lakeland, Florida going on today. Chuck in Florida. Thank you very much. Come in much with the undead. Thank you, brother. Looking for the pictures.

I want them. At Jeff E.M.R.A. Let's go. Don't forget me. You got it. See you soon. So the University of Florida, the administration, speaking of Florida, again, University of Florida, they're preparing for Halloween, the festivities, the fun, the games.

By reminding students that bias education and response team is prepared to handle complaints about offensive costumes. Additionally, the school will provide 24 hours, seven days a week counseling to anyone who is offended by a particular costume. I would say that if you're in college and you're offended by a particular Halloween costume, you should go back home and tell your parents that you're never going to leave their house and you want them to take care of you for the rest of your life. If you've reached the age to be in college and you're offended by a Halloween outfit, it's time for you. No, I can't say that.

Let's just say you should be at home with your parents and never leave their home. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the breeze Radio Network. So how's your retirement plan looking? If you were to quit your job today, how much would you receive? I know I would probably get, you know, I think I'm up to about 20 bucks, 20, 25 bucks. Well, the CEO of Wells Fargo. You know, Wells Fargo has been under fire for quite a bit, you know, lately for their making up false accounts.

That's a silly thing. And, you know, making a bunch of fake money. Oh, a big surprise. Well, the CEO decided that he's going to, you know, step down. and if he's when he officially steps down, his walking away money is going to be $123.6 million. Oh, yes, that's correct. And before you get pissed and saying,

that's a severance package and that's why the bank is losing money making so much money. Okay, he's going to get $25.2 million in retirement payments, plus another $20 million in pension. Deferred compensation was $4.3 million, as well as $74 million in stock he already owns. So, only $123.6 million. I don't know how somebody survives on that. I just don't know. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

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That it is. Welcome to it. 888-903.33 is the phone number if you wish to participate. Coming up immediately following this broadcast is Lawrence Jones. and I'm sure Lawrence will probably be talking about some politics. That's what he hangs his hat on. I mean, we can talk about politics here, you know, if you want. I mean, we can jump into it if you want.

I mean, I don't care. We can talk about, I don't know, Obamacare? You know, more than a million. You're going to, a million more are going to lose their insurance because Obamacare insurers are quitting. Yeah, we could talk about that. Oh, we can talk about Michelle Obama out on the stump for Hillary Clinton, saying the exact opposite of what she said, you know, years ago. Nobody cares.

Everybody thinks she gives such a great speech on the stump. And, you know, the first few minutes of her speech the other day was like, you know, a speech where she's going to be running for an office. So don't be surprised to see Senator Michelle Obama. We can talk about, I don't know, Susan Sarandon, not saying that she's a communist, but saying that Hillary Clinton, you know, more dangerous than Trump. And there's not a chance in hell if somebody like Susan Sarandon is going to be voting for Trump.

We could talk about that. We can talk about politics. You know, we can talk about Hillary Clinton going on Ellen DeGeneres, talking about Donald Trump, stalking her on the debate stage. shut up. You know, I was thinking about that. And they were talking about Donald Trump's, you know, walking back and forth and back and forth on the stage.

But, you know, when Hillary walked across in front of where Donald was, you know, where his chair was, and the camera was on her. And this was with a camera angle showed Donald walking back and forth. He wasn't stalking her. He was just walking on the stage. It just pisses me off. It's all.

And I'm not even... We could talk about politics. I don't care. We can talk about Trump taking apart his teleprompter during his rally in North Carolina. You know, say, you know, remember the other day he tweeted, The shackles are coming off. I can, I'm not going to be restrained by anything. Donald, if you look back,

and it's just when you were doing so great against, in the primaries, there were no shackles, right? You were Mr. Off the Cuff. I can say what I want. And then, you know, even he said, people said, I got to be on the teleprompter. I got to be more presidential. Yeah.

And those are when your numbers went up. And then when you went off, the numbers went down. So now he's going to, the shackles are up. I'm going to tear down the teleprompter. I'm better without the teleprompter. I'm going to disassemble it in front of a crowd. They'll love me. You'll love me even more, right?

Of course, your audience will love you even more for that, Don. And we can talk about politics. I don't care. We can talk about Hillary's emails in the WikiLeaks. We can talk about the, you know, the collusion between the FBI and the Department of Justice and the Hillary Clinton campaign. We can talk about that. You know, if you want. We can talk about the Trump groping cases coming out of the woodwork if you want.

Are they all true? I don't know. Are any of them true? I don't know. Mr. Take the shackles off. doesn't make it any better by, you know, presenting the case as if, even if it was true. Look at her.

You know I wouldn't do that. That doesn't make it better done. Sorry. Maybe you should put the shackles back on. Just maybe. I mean, we can talk about politics if you want. I don't care. We can talk about the rallies.

For Trump, that they despise the media and the atmosphere is turning hostile more and more at every rally. We talk about that. I don't think that has anything to do with him fueling the flames of how bad the media is. Do you? No, of course not. Either way. See, the problem is, when we talk about politics here, either way, we're doomed. so let's just hope and pray that it all turns out okay right

Donald Trump wants you to believe that the husband of the presidential candidate his sexual escapades are horrible and go to the character of the presidential candidate but his victims his charges the cases the cases coming up against him

alleged assaults that are 10 years old 20 years old those are so old what are we talking about him for he wants you to believe that he wants you to believe that Bill Clinton actually

you know, he actually raped somebody. I didn't. That was 30 years ago. I didn't. I heard the many Clinton haters going off about the Jeffrey Epstein WikiLeaks with and Bill Clinton being with Epstein. Tough to go after Trump about that case. Trump's got a case going to court in December now about that very thing. Tough for the Clintons to go after Trump about that because Bill was part of that too.

But again, years ago, right? We could talk about politics. Sure, why not? Let's talk about politics. Talk about all of it. We can talk about all the dingleberries that have sold their soul for Donald Trump. We can talk about all the dingleberries

that have sold their soul for Hillary Clinton. And we could talk about just about every dingleberry that sold their soul for the United States of America, just so their bank account and their home and their family would be taken care of. Yeah, we can talk about politics if you want. on. We can't. I'll talk about it here. No problem. We can talk about my favorite story that you want to believe is true, right? Because you probably, you believe it in your heart of hearts

that is true, but you don't know. We can talk about the longtime mistress of Bill Clinton that said he had 2,000 sex partners and that Hillary is a lesbian and the marriage is of convenience. In the new book, Hillary, the other woman, we can talk about that. I mean, she goes on a long tirade about having an affair with Bill since they were 12 years old and that Bill was a sex addict and she was co-dependent and Hillary was a sleaze ball but stubborn

and they're racist and Hillary they're in for the power and the money of course they are isn't that what they've been doing all along? Yes. And you want to believe that it's a marriage of convenience. You want to believe that a guy like Bill Clinton would have all these women, right? And you want to believe Donald Trump definitely wants you to believe that he would have all these women.

They want you to believe that it wasn't a joke when he walked up to the young girl and said, in 10 years, I'll be dating her. I mean, he's making a joke against himself for dating younger women, but the joke itself is true. Right? No way Don's going to be with, he's 70 years old. You think Donald's going to walk around with a 70-year-old wife? Not a chance. He thinks he's Mick Jagger.

And in his mind, he is. I got news for you, Don, you're not. You're not. Okay? You're not. And all those friends you have? Yeah. You know you bought them.

It's okay. bought them. It's all right. You feel good about yourself still. We can talk about politics? Yeah, let's talk about politics. Let's talk about an election that's going to happen on November 8th. Let's talk about the early voting that's taking place already. Let's talk about who you're going to vote for. Who are you going to vote for? What difference does it make at this point? Do you think it makes a difference? Yeah, we can talk about politics. We can go into detail. We've got another. We've got another. debate coming up. Yay. Yay. Can't wait. We could talk about the Clinton campaign, has Hillary backs off for a little way. She's backing down. She's taking another break.

Three weeks away from the election? Stop it. Hillary, get out there. You got Bill out stumping. You got Michelle out bumping. You got Barack out bumping. We could talk about the video that emerges of Barack on an airplane with an erection and we're supposed to think, oh God, they're all bad people. Why do we see that during the campaign? How come we didn't know? Didn't they? Didn't the Trump campaign look ahead and see what kind of things were in his closet? No, they didn't. Why would they? Donald doesn't care. Look at all the bad things about Hillary Clinton. She's evil. She's bad. Yeah, she is. And she has been. And yet those are your binary. choices. Oh, wait. Wait, there's a libertarian guy. Oh, yeah, Johnson. He's great, huh? What is

a about? Oh, wait. There's, uh, there's the other candidate. Oh, yeah, Jill Stein, the communist. Oh, wait. There's the other guy. Egg McMuffin. Sorry. That's his name? Oh, yeah, Evan McMillan. He's got a chance. It's got an outside chance. He's shown he's got to win a couple of states, bring the delegates down, bring the count down so that, you know, nobody wins. And then it goes to the house and they pick this and they do this. We can talk about that. It's not going to happen.

You know it's not going to happen. It's a pipe dream. You know that. Oh, but they can get the electoral votes. We get the numbers down and they don't win and it goes to the house. And then, of course, the house doesn't like Donald. And they don't like Hillary. He said they'll let him be president.

You know it's not going to happen. It's a pipe dream. Keep believing in the pipe dream. And at this point, I mean, it's piling on for both candidates. In particular, this week, Donald Trump has been piled on. But so is Hillary. Hillary's been piled on. She's been piled on for years.

For years. So is Donald Trump. Try to tell you months ago, you listen, no, because that's not politicians. He's not a politician. He doesn't know the inside. Right. Right. Sure.

He only bragged about being on the inside forever. Yeah, we can talk about politics. But you know what? I don't really want to. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. On the Blaze Radio Network. 888-90333 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Instagram at Jeff EMRA, and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio.

Mark, you are on the broadcast. Hello, sir. Who cares? Right. That's right. But the thing is, my concern this morning is that box you received. Yes. Now, the thing is, you go up to the box.

and quietly tap on it, and you listen closely. If you think it taps back, open it up immediately. And if it's alive, you need to set it loose on whoever politician you want to throw it on. Thank you, Mark. I appreciate it. And you know what? Hold on a sit. Thank you, Mark. You take care of what's in there. You too.

I actually have it over here. We're under construction here at the Blaze Radio Network. All right, here you go. Nope. I mean, I could lie, right? I could say that I hear something, but no. Look at this, I want to open this box so bad. Damn you, Glenn Beck.

Damn you. Hold on a second. I got to put it back. You know, we're under construction here at the Blaze Radio Network. We're building some fresh, freshening up the studios. But because we're freshening up the studios, now I'm all discombobulated. What did I do?

Oh, yeah, here we go. because we're under, you know, construction and things are all over the place. I come in this morning, as long as you've got me on the subject. And a couple of the plugs on the far wall, which is underneath the desk, which is not going to be my desk anymore. Well, I guess it is kind of, but it's not being moved out of the Blaze Radio studio office that I've had for a year or two. and the computer doesn't come on. Nothing. The plugs are off.

You know, let me just pull. You know what? Let's just switch the switch on the plugs. Don't worry about it. Nobody needs those. They're only for electricity to fire up machines. No one needs those. So then I have to become, I, me.

I mean me. I have to become. some sort of engineer all of a sudden? Am I part of the engineer's union? No. I had to crawl around into my desk and unplug stuff and find extension cords and find an actual outlet that works that will provide electricity to the machines. And then you crawl around on the desk and find the plug and do this.

I was not happy. Okay. This whole remodeling thing. I mean, everybody likes to be able. to come into work and do what they do and not have to, you know, get the whole day thrown off. So I was, I started the show under duress a little. I wasn't going to share it with you, but, you know,

Mark brought it up and got me moving around and thinking about it. And now, now we know that whatever's in the box is not a living thing. So sorry, Mark. It was a good idea, but we checked and it's not a living thing. So I want to congratulate all. Also, for the day is through here as we come up on the last half hour of the broadcast, I want to congratulate the new leader of the United Nations, Antonio Gutárez, former Prime Minister of Portugal. He set his goals as the new leader of the United Nations, humility, empathy, and empowering women.

Boy, am I glad he's in charge of the United Nations. But the best news about the United Nations to come out in the last couple days. They have a new leader, and they've asked Leonardo DiCaprio to step down as his climate change role for the United Nations. Oh, darn it, Leo. Darn it. Maybe you'll just have to stop talking about it now. The Jeff Fisher Show, The Blaze Radio Network. This your show on the Blaze Radio Network.

Welcome to it. So the entire break, the entire time we're away. I have people in New York, because, you know, I broadcast from the Mercury Studios in Dallas, Texas. Irving, to be exact, Los Kalinas. Yeah, same thing. Dallas County, Dallas, Texas. The whole time I'm hearing from New York, up in the back. Open the box.

Just open it. Man, if somebody gave me a birthday president, I couldn't open it. I would just, I would stab him in the eyes with pickle forks. Okay. And I agree. I agree up to a point because I really do want to open it. And then I'm told, okay, well, then we'll just open it and, you know, just put it back together. Nobody will know.

And then you can start to act surprised. Right. And I want to. I mean, I want to. with almost every part of my being. Because if you look at the box over here, take a look. You've seen the picture.

You can see underneath, I could, you know, I could create a, it's kind of hermetically sealed on Funkin-Wagnall's porch, but you could, you might be able to tell it hadn't been open if I opened it. But I'm always reminded when I was a kid, we went to a friend's house.

And we were, this was, you know, we were snowmobiling for the weekend. Yay, winter-time activities. And we were up, they had a big, you know, they had a big farm and, you know, a snowmobile out in the fields in the winter and through the, over the river and through the woods. And it's fun, right? I mean, you get the big snowmobiles, you have little snowmobiles. We were kids, so we ride the small ones, but, you know, you feel cool because, you know, you get to ride the big ones once in a while, and, you know, you power through it,

you jump over ditches and, you know, it's fun. Inside this house that we stayed at for the weekend, on the kitchen window sill above the sink is a box that says, open in case of emergencies. I wanted to know what was in that box so bad. But it said, open in case of emergencies. And there it sat. You know, we were there all weekend.

So the day we're leaving It would have been Sunday I'm up early Because we're going to get some snowmobiling in You know before we have to go And And by the way, on that day I crashed Hard

Because I drove the big snow I mean I got the big one The monster snowmobile And do you know that when you get that thing going, I mean, fast. And you go to jump a ditch between fields and you don't quite hit it just right. You kind of hit it so you're kind of angled to the right a little bit and your feet come out from underneath you.

And you're just kind of hanging on that when you let go, man, and then you hit the ground and that bad boy rolls and you roll, it hurts. It hurts. Yeah, those snowmobiles are heavy when you're a kid. Now you've got to pick that thing back up on its side. Oh, man, what a pain that was. And I'm not telling anybody. There's not a chance going back.

I need help. It's on its side. I can't turn it over. And I crashed it because I was going really fast like you told me not to. No way. I am turning that thing over to come hell or high water. I'm going, I'm riding that thing back. So anyway, before that, I'm up early.

Nobody's up. You know, just get to drink of water at the sink, and there sits the box. Open in case of emergency. Then I look to the right, nobody's up, it's quiet. Look to the left. Nobody's up, quiet. I even make a full 360 turn. To make sure that nobody's up.

Because I don't know, I don't know what. I don't know what's going to happen. and I reach up the windowsill, and I open the box. And inside the box, it says, only in case of emergencies, stupid, I am so happy that no one was there to witness that. And I know now that's what it was there for. But I am not going to be the one opening only in case of emergencies and be told, hey, stupid.

I told you to wait until Monday. No, thank you. No, thank you. I've already played them down that road. Okay? No, thank you. Speaking of 360, and we've talked a lot about virtual reality on the show

and what's coming down the pike. And there are, they already, I mean, it's going to be some great experiences. I noticed yesterday I see a promo for the television show, Rectify, which, you know, it's a good show. and they're coming up on their final season, which I also applaud them for. They've reached the end of, you know, where rectify can go,

so they're ending it. Thank you, instead of milking it. The way shows should be today is to take it to its course and end it. However, and that's what rectify is doing. It's a Sundance show. But what they're giving you now is rectify 360, virtual reality experience and you can go in and you know experience the prison cell that he was in rectified because he was in for you know a life sentence he was on death row and solitary all that kind of

thing but then I see where Lifetime magazine is going to now have their virtual reality platform that lets you climb Mount Everest experience Mars I mean there's so much much cool stuff that's going to be happening in virtual reality form that it's unbelievable. And it's going to be so cool because you're going to be able to go to every place you never went to that you wanted to go. Like Mount Everest. Okay, look, when you get to be a little over 1,000 years old like I am, you know you're not going to ever climb Mount Everest.

Okay, you haven't done it. You didn't do it when you were 20. You're not going to do it now. But you still would be cool to be there. right? That's why you watch the stupid movies. But the movies aren't going to be virtual reality. So I'm going to be able to slip

the helmet on and it's going to be like I was there which is cool. And you're going to be able to do that for some of the greatest places on the planet and outside the planet. Right? You're going to be able to go to other planets. You're going to be an experience

as best you can other places off the planet and all the really cool places on the planet. Plus, and I know you're going to say, of course you talk about this, Jeff, but I'm telling you, the sex business is going to be huge, unbelievable. Unbelievable.

So just be prepared. I'm not saying you have to be a part of it. but I would be prepared for the virtual reality madness that's going to be coming soon. Okay? Because they're already, we're coming up on the Christmas holidays. Everybody wants their gifts. Everybody's going to be wanting their 360 virtual reality helmet. And yeah, the first month is going to be so cool.

We went to Mount Everest and we got to experience Mars. and I got to see the prison cell that he was in and rectify. And we got to be a part of the police unit that went in and rescued people. And we got to go stand inside what it's like to be inside a burning building and how the firemen really react. And it's going to be really cool. And then February 1st is going to roll around. And then you're going to be like, okay, well, now I'm bored. What can I do?

Oh, look, here's a sex room. and then you're going to be gone forever. So just be prepared. Be prepared to be ready to face when you see people in your life that no longer want to come outside of their home, want to come outside of their room, because they have their virtual reality helmet on and they're in their own world.

Because it's going to be coming really soon. Okay? Okay. I'm just letting you know. Now, one more story that really, really, I mean, it made me so angry last night to read this story. I can't tell you. I was so pissed. The story, brand new story.

Okay. In Arkansas, there's a diamond mine. Crater of Diamond State Park. Okay. Now, I'm not going to say that I was forced to go there, but I was forced to go there with my wife and my children. Okay. She wanted to go. Take the kids. Go to the diamond mine. We can go spend a, on vacation. We're on vacation. We can go there for a couple days. It'll be fun. The kids will love it. And we can even camp there. Okay. We can stay in a hotel. Okay, fine. Go there. We'll see Arkansas. We've got a diamond mine. We get some diamonds. It'll be fun.

Okay. So if you've never been to a diamond mine, and it's a working diamond mine, it's not like it was in the past. They have the history of the diamond mine, and it was a cool place to see how it used to work. And now they found diamonds and the whole history of the crater of Diamond State Park.

And they have this giant area that you can go out and search for diamonds. And you've got to rent little shovels and rent little rakes and rent little rakes and rent, you know, simmer, shimmers, grates, you know, where you shake the dirt through and you're looking for diamonds. And you get all that stuff.

And you go out there and the good time to be there is after it rained. And then they till it up again and the ground is loose. And you're going to be out there. And people have found stuff here. And you can be out there. And you're going to find one. And you're going to be out there for hours and the blazing freaking hot sun, the middle of the summer, with no rain, the dirt is dry.

And then you're going to read stories about a teenager who sold the 3.85-carat yellow diamonds she found at the park for $20,000 the same year that you were there. And then you're going to read about the father-daughter duo that turned out a two-carat diamond that they found at the Arkansas Gem Park. and what a beautiful thing it is. You know what I found? Dirt. You know what my wife found dirt? You know what my kids found? Dirt!

I think it's a ruse. I think I've been had by the crater of Diamond State Park. I think every so often some guy comes by and throws out a diamond in the middle and hopes that somebody finds it. And when they do, they advertise, yes, diamonds can be found here. but the other 99.9% of the time, you know what people find? Dirt!

This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. Lawrence Jones standing by, ready to talk to you this afternoon on the Blaze Radio Network and let you inside a little bit of the mind of Lawrence Jones, the third. So during the time this weekend that you're not looking up at the Bell Helicopter, Fort Worth and I Onzaa show, look around. We'll be out there. Glenn's going to be

out there today and tomorrow signing some books and, you know, my wife will be running around taking pictures and I'll be out there being mad at Glenn for not letting me open up my gift, not letting me open the gift that was sent to me until Monday. So those of you wanting to know what's in the walking dead gift box. We'll have to wait until Monday on the radio show. And we'll Facebook live that as well on the Blaze Facebook page. Oh, are we almost done with the show? It's almost over?

Gosh, darn it. We did not get a time to talk about Miley Cyrus and how she spoke openly about coming out as a pansexual this past week. Man, I wanted to talk about that so bad. She is just, I mean, she wants people to know that look, even though she may seem very different, you know, people may not see her as neutral, but I feel very neutral. I think that that was the first gender neutral person I'd ever met a little while ago

when I first became part of the LGBTQTB community in Los Angeles. And, man, once I understood my gender more, which was, I was, I'm. On assigned. No, it was, it was assigned, Miley. I'm not sure. I know that your dad was busy on tour singing his stupid songs when you were a little baby, but you were assigned gender. It comes from, what's that guy's name? What is that guy's name? Oh, yeah, God. Then I know you understood your sexuality more. And I was like, oh, that's why I don't feel straight and I don't feel gay. it's, you know, because I'm not. Miley, seriously, take it easy.

Okay, it's okay. I appreciate that you're, you know, that you're open to everything. And hey, as long as it doesn't involve an animal and everyone is of age, I mean, everything that's legal, I'm down with, yo. Have a good week. See you later. Seriously. This is the Jeff Fisher show.

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