Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Just The Opposite… | 1/10/23

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

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who found drugs on a pigeon A pigeon was located at Pacific Institution inside the walls and it appeared to have a small package sort of like a backpack attached to it so they caught it

and the package was full of crystal meth. This happened at the end of last year, December 29th, at the maximum, medium, and minimum federal penitentiary located at Abbotsford. That's in British Columbia. So I guess the pigeon was found in one of the recreation yards at the institution. It was spotted by a correctional officer and security intelligence officers

when the officers were doing their standard patrols around and throughout the unit at institution. and that's when they initially spotted the bird with the package on it. So we're making good news for correctional officers in Canada about their prison assignments. And so then they went ahead and tracked that bird and they found out that it had crystal meth in the backpack. Now, they don't know whether it was being trained by someone in the prison or someone outside of the prison. I don't know either. But they obviously went ahead and took the crystal mouth bastards,

and they let the pigeon go. So now I guess we're using old school technology to sneak drugs into the prison. I'm sure this has been happening for quite some time. I mean, they have anti-drone technology at a lot of these prisons. So, you know, they, because drones come and they drop the drugs into the system. We know that they, a lot of times, and this is just, you know, me letting you know, that they put drugs in, say, like a tennis ball, and then they throw it over the fence, right? So it just bounces in the yard, boom, and then, you know, someone delegated to pick up the drugs, picks up the tennis ball, and then they have drugs in prison. Now, there's many other ways that drugs get snuck into the prison.

No question. but this particular one made big news because it was on the back of a pigeon. And it sounds like the backpack was pretty big. When you look at the pictures, the backpack was pretty big. So maybe we started getting carried away at the amount of meth we're going to stuff into the old pigeon backpack. The only thing that I see in this story that makes what makes me think, I mean, it's great.

They were all doing their jobs, a wonderful job that they're doing. at the Abbotsford Penitentiary, and the prison guards, the correctional officers were doing a wonderful job, and they're doing their job to the best of their ability. The only thing that I can think of

is who didn't get paid? What guard didn't get paid so that they busted the narco pigeon? I know. I don't, you know, maybe that's just me. I just feel like this couldn't have been the first. first pigeon to be flying things in and out of this prison.

So there had to have been a guard that did not get their cut. And I told you, I told you, I don't get my cut. The pigeonway is going down. And now it has. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fad. A reminder for those of you listening live today, today is the 10th of January, 2023.

It's also the day that the mega millions drawing will take place for $1.1 billion for the jackpot, which is $568.7 million. I would like to say that I would go ahead and accept the cash pay out of $568.7 million if I were the winner. If nobody wins this, it will definitely become the biggest jackpot in history right now. you're still hanging in there down at third or fourth or something like that so if nobody wins tonight you're looking at the biggest mega millions possibly the biggest lottery jackpot of all time so good luck hope you uh hope you win i mean that man do i hope you win how about that national championship last night huh woo tc u tc u was not up to snuff it's a shit because they had such a good season and didn't get a chance to highlight what got them there

because Georgia crushed TCU 65 to 7. There was no doubt who the national champion was, man. It is the Georgia Bulldogs. Congratulations to them for crushing TCU last night in Los Angeles at SoFi. And so, it was ugly. It was ugly. Four, if you were rooting for TCU, ugly. If you were rooting for Georgia, it was not ugly.

It was a good, good night. So congratulations to the Georgia Bulldogs, as they are the 2003 back-to-back national champions as they defeated TCU 65 to 7. Also, today, Demar Hamlin released from the hospital. After his cardiac arrest, he left the hospital a week after he collapsed

in the Monday night football game. And we had to revamp the entire playoff system of his collapse because we couldn't just do the easy fix. The NFL could just do the easy fix. Anyway, he is out of the hospital. And good for him. he was you know going to the airport

and we'll see if he gets home and make sure everything is great he has had the unweavering support of football fans since his collapse at Paycor Stadium a Monday night so hope the best pray for the best for Debar Hamlin

as I said he's headed back to New York Buffalo New York that is I was looking at looking at a poll or a study from Wallet Hub that was showing the best states for families. And New York is number three on the list. Minnesota's number two, Massachusetts, number one. New York is number three, number three on the list. And yet, what do I hear coming out of New York?

Well, there's hospitals. These nurses are going on strike. If you get sick, you know, you might have to go to another hospital. or if you're in this hospital, good luck. Oh, okay. So, I mean, New York City, they're shut down. Three hospitals have been shut down with no nurses.

They closely negotiated a couple other hospitals to not go on strike. I don't know if that's going to stand or not because they thought they had to deal with these nurses and then, nope, we're not agreeing to that. We're going to go on strike. So the nurses are striking, for higher pay, increased staffing.

Okay, you know, it sounds reasonable. They do wonderful work. I don't know if I've been to realize that. Nurses are a pretty strong proponent of what you need in hospitals. Just saying. So then we have that happening in New York. Now we have lawmakers in New York. outraged over the crime and the shoplifting crisis that's killing businesses.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, those two things alone does not bode well for families. Again, New York is number three from Wallet Up. Weird. So they're trying to bring back the old tactics from the 90s. Wasn't that Rudy Giuliani? Yeah, we don't like him anymore. so never mind, which actually reduced crime? Oh, yeah, that's right.

All right, we'll see if they actually pull that off. They have what some call a revolving door of crime and criminals. They talk about last week they gave statistics that 327 career crooks were busted a total of 6,600 times. Yeah, that's when they called this the revolving door of criminality. Yeah, so New York, sounds good. Sounds good. I know they want to bring back the bail reform law that targets, you know, repeat offenders. Yeah, how about we do that?

How about we actually charge these people with increasing penalties instead of just a slap on the wrist and no bail and get out of here? That's a, you know, seems to be. good idea. But according to Wallet Hub, New York, number three, state to raise a family. All right. No problem. I know Walmart has said that, yeah, you know, thefts at Walmart are historically high level. That's probably going to lead to price hikes. Oh, really? Yeah. And persistent shoplifting could cause stores to close. Wow, that'll go over great because you know what areas those stores are in. And that was going to mean that there are.

racist. You can bet on that. Now, Walgreens has said they may have been too concerned about the surge of thefts and the rise in shoplifting attempts last year. Really? Okay. They claim that shrink rate dropped from 3.5% in 2021 to 2.5% in the most recent quarter. We're stabilized, according to their chief finance officer, James Kehoe. And I would say that I would argue that they've closed some stores too, which would actually help in that stabilization. But that's just me.

What do I know? I know that they talk about retail loss is nearly a hundred billion dollar problem for the industry for the national retail federation. Wow. So in September, I guess the organized retail crime act, I'm sorry, it's called the combating organized retail crime act. It's going to create a federal organized retail crime task force. Wow.

I mean, I don't know that I'm a fan of that, but okay. Retailers are saying they're going to push for more verification of online sellers to curb the resale of stolen goods. Yeah, they don't want to. They've hired their own companies that track the goods once they're stolen. We've talked about that here. And they're trying to find where they're. being resold at. So you're going to have to find a better way on the black market to sell the goods that

you're stealing, right? Walgreens has hired private security guards, locked up simple items, so people can't ask them without an associate. I know Walmart has done the same thing. Walmart and Target said recently that theft has been a major problem. Really? Target said it lost 400 million from shrinkage. and Walmart, CEO, as I said,

said that they may have to close some stores or increase prices. So theft is a big issue. Don't you worry about it, though. The combating organized retail crime act is going to save us all. And you'll be able to be a part of the, you'll be questioned by the federal organized retail crime task force. F-O-R-C-T-F. Okay.

Okay, four CTF, for chewing the fat. I'm all for that. That's it. The Federal Organized Retail Crime Task Force, or for CTF, for chewing the fat, as we like to call it. I'm a fan. That needs to happen.

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so we know that the Golden Globes are back on tonight. Yay! Sure, they, we're pulled over their lack of diversity within the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, but they're

back on tonight on NBC. So yay, and I hear that Vladimir from Ukraine is going to be making a special appearance too to say how wonderful the foreign press has been to them and how much more money that the Americans need to send. That would be great. So we'll see who wins the old golden globes. I know that there's plenty of, plenty of shows out there. Everybody, everybody's in love with the,

the banshees of insurance. Insurance, yeah, the banshees of insurance. I think that's it. I watch that, what a, I mean, that movie, holy cow. Really weird.

But I enjoyed it. It was fine. Really weird, though. Holy cow. The Banshees of Innersherin. Oof. Eight nominations, including nods for actors,

Colin Farrell, Bromton, Gleason, Gary Connan, I mean, holy cow. It's awesome, right? I mean, it's good. I'm sure everybody loves it,

so it'll be wonderful. The Banshees. I started watching that some night over the holidays and it was like, it was late, and I don't know what I was doing up. But I said, I don't want to watch this.

And I ended up watching the whole thing until, I don't know, two or three in the morning. I'm glad I watched it, but really, really weird. But because it was so weird and heartfelt, and heartfelt that just happy I had the opportunity to watch it. So I guess Best Picture Avatar Way of Water Elvis The Fablemans

Tar Top Gun Maverick Tom Cruise I'm sure they're probably going to give that to Avatar The Way of Water

Best Picture Musical Comedy Margot Robbie Babylon The Banshees The Banshees are part of the musical comedy best picture. Okay. Everything everywhere all at once. Glass onion and knives up mystery. Triangle of sadness. It's probably going to go to the banshees, but I don't know where they get a

musical comedy out of that. I mean, yes, there was music in it, and that was the basis of some crazy stuff that went on because of the music, but really a musical. All right, whatever. Best actress, Kate Blanchett, Olivia Coleman. She's awesome. Ella Davis, Anna DiArmas, Michelle Williams, I mean, these are all the usual suspects. Best Actor, Motion Picture. Austin Butler, Brendan Frazier. Yeah, as he fat shames and becomes a fat person in Whale, Hugh Jackman, Bill and I and Jeremy Pope. So those are your best pictures, best actress, Leslie Manville, Margot Robbery, Anna Taylor Joy,

Emma Thompson, Michelle Yo. Best actor, motion picture, musical, comedy. They just have so many. They want everybody to get an award. And that's what's going to happen is everybody's going to get an award. And that will be great. So, can't wait for the Golden Globes tonight. No, I mean that.

Oh, I know what I wanted to talk about. Paramount Plus. So I'm watching some shows on Paramount Plus. you know, I mean, you've got Tulsa King and you've got 1923 and Mayor of Kingsdown, season two is coming up soon, and they have, you were able to watch Top Gun, Maverick, Paramount Plus, and, you know, they've got some shows that are worth the app. And I have, I got it free and then I forgot to cancel it. So now they're charging me every month and it's the version with commercials.

Okay. So I'm living with it for now, with commercials, because I pay enough for streaming devices as it is. However, the one thing that Paramount Plus does that is genius. And I don't know if it's just them, if they have mastered it, but it is a genius thing. And I thought, wow. Why? I mean, I wish I would have thought of that. And I really kind of did.

We talked about it at one time, but there's no. I'm not a coder. I don't create things. I just come up with ideas. I'm an idea, man. Me and Michael Keaton did night shift. Anyway, so what happens is when you're watching Paramount Plus. All right.

So if you pause it, you're in the middle of a show and you pause it, okay? If you pause it and stay on pause for more than five seconds, an ad pops up. It's just an added. There's no audio. It's just a. is the visual commercial. A lot of them are promos for other shows on Paramount Plus, but there are commercials for actual other companies that pop up.

And it's just the pause commercial. Genius. I'm just unbelievably so smart. And I love it. Every time it happens, I love it. Because it's just, it's a great idea. And whoever is actually implemented it for Paramount Plus, I hope that you're retired on an island somewhere because that is a great idea.

YouTube TV should do that. Another thing YouTube TV needs to do is they need to update their, the way that they keep stored shows. So if I record a show that airs tonight or it aired last night, okay, and it's promoing the Golden Globes, right? that's coming up tomorrow. Hey, I recorded it last night, and there's a commercial in the show that says,

hey, the Golden Globes are coming up tomorrow night. All right, and I recorded it. So when I go back to watch the show, that commercial shouldn't be there. It should be updated with a new commercial inside the system. And so, I mean, I get it. That's what I recorded, and that's what, you know, that's what aired when I recorded it.

But I just feel like the, those commercials, it's just another way to add, add revenue by replacing the dated ads inside of the recorded shows, update them. It's just an idea from me. You know, you do what you want. YouTube TV, you obviously are. And I can't believe how many shows now that go to a local break on YouTube TV, that where they break for their Zen break and they just play music, that means there's no ad sold. I got news for you.

That's not YouTube TV saying, hey, you guys should just take a Zen break and relax a little bit. Thank you. Thank you for that. It means a lot to me. All that says is that you don't have a commercial that bought and sold there.

Just amazing that those spots are not filled with commercials. So, listen, I do. that if you come up with a way to fill those spaces for YouTube TV, you could probably get a job. You know, you could do that, or you could go to work for Oscar Meyer. Yes, it's that time of year again. Oscar Meyer is now recruiting the next class of drivers for the WienerMobile.

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is planning corporate layoffs as part of reorganization. So you don't have to worry about anything there. It's part of a corporate layoff reorganization plan. Everything is fine.

Victoria's secret brand to CEO out as the company apparently is struggling following the pursuit of wokeness. Remember, they got rid of the Victoria Secret Angels, which, by the way, I loved watching the Victoria's Secret Angels show, and not just the way you think. I thought it was always cool. They had great bands. You got to see some really kind of good outfits and bad outfits, and it was just kind of cool. Plus, you got to see some good-looking women walk down the runway. And yet, no,

we had to get rid of that because we had to get plus-size models and trans, models, apparently that has not paid off. Huh. Huh. That is really weird that that didn't pay off. I see where Epic Games has agreed to pay $520 million over an FTC investigation into Fortnite privacy violations. Oh, so guess that was a little bit of an issue. Huh? It violated children's privacy laws and used misleading gaming features that tricked customers into shelling out millions of dollars. So you didn't get to decide on your own.

It was their fault. AstraZeneca agreed to buy a clinical stage biopharmaceutical firm Syncor Pharma for a deal valued at $1.8 billion. And of course, this is all for the good of you and me and everyone that we love to strengthen its heart and kidney drugs programming. AstraZeneca. I don't know where they got all this extra money from, but they're looking to, you know, purchase the old biofarmaceutical firm, Syncor Pharma, for a mere $1.8 billion. Another pharmaceutical company, Biointech, I don't know where these pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceutical company is getting all this money. Anyway, Biointech

is going to buy AI expert InstaDeep for $684 million in order to integrate artificial intelligence into all aspects of the company. Not real sure what that means. I can take a pretty good guess.

But they are spending a $684 million, which seems to be kind of cheap in today's world, for Insta-deep, so that they can integrate artificial intelligence into all aspects of the company. I would look for some layoffs and some reorganization there at the old bio and tech very, very soon. But you know what? Maybe that's just me. Goldman Sachs planning to start laying off 3,200 people. Today, I think.

I think they were going to start today. They were calling it David's Demolition Day after the firm's CEO. They expected 46% drop in profits. That is, that's not good. That's not good for any company, let alone a huge company like Goldman Sachs, so at least 3,200 people are going to be let go

on David's Demolition Day. Not funny, not funny at all. And John Deer, the Tractor of America, I mean, nothing runs like a deer, has agreed to allow U.S. farmers to repair their own tractors

without using the company's parts in a victory for the growing right to repair movement. It's also targeted Apple. Yeah. John Deer did not want the farmers fixing their own tractors. And so farmers were like,

that's what we do. And we, you know, I mean, the tractors today are not the tractors of old. So, I mean, there's a lot more to it than just, you know, going in and changing a spark plug. But with all the computer works inside the John Deere, they believed that they were the only ones that could fix it to keep it under warranty.

And so now the farmers were like, how about no? We've spent, you know, $100,000 or more on this tractor. We're going to go ahead and fix it ourselves. And now John Deere has agreed to, you know what? You guys go ahead. That's probably a pretty good idea. You're farmers. You go ahead and fix it yourself, okay?

And I see the story everywhere. And I don't know why it's such a big deal. I don't get it. So our Noma announced that it's going to serve its last duck brain and a mallard head in 2024. It's a famous dish from them. It's a restaurant in Denmark. And it told the New York Times that the way fine dining currently operates is unsustainable. Okay.

So I guess everybody wants to shell out 500 bucks for a meal, right? Why not? Or at least $500 for a meal. So the restaurant, three star, three Michelin Star restaurant based in Copenhagen, has topped the world's 50 best restaurants. I mean, all the time. It's always there. In fact, it, I think it was number one so many times they said,

no, you can't be number one anymore, which really isn't fair. But anyway, Noma says, said that, you know, look, we, we had a lot of unpaid interns to, to take care of stuff, but grueling hours, low pay, workplace culture that would get zero stars on Glassdoor has become the norm for fine dining restaurants. So financially and emotionally, as an employer, and as a human being, it just doesn't work. So NOMA will be converted into a culinary lab where they're going to, I don't know, test foods that we don't know about yet.

So I guess I'm supposed to be bummed. You know, I am bummed anytime a restaurant closes. But I really don't see, okay, so Noma has to close and they're going to convert it into a lab. Whoa. Man, that's a bummer. Sucks that there won't be a five-star, or a three, it's not even a five-star.

A three-star restaurant in Copenhagen won't be there when I go there. So how do I enjoy New Nordic cuisine? I don't know. I don't know how I'm going to do that. That's where they serve reindeer hearts and duck brains. And it's just darn the luck. I won't be able to enjoy that any longer. I mean, you know, after until next year.

Still open until next year. So get your orders in now. Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. This fall get double points on every qualified stay. Life's the trip. Make the most of it at Best Western. Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. Okay. So who died today? Who died today? Utah's celebrated porn sniffing police dog dead at the age of seven.

now I guess I should be sad about this I don't know that I am though he was just shy of his eighth birthday by the way less than a year after he retired they shouldn't have him retire that's what happens you retire the whole thing goes to hell but they didn't release the cause of death so you know what that means I know I know you're thinking the same thing I am

whatever they don't release the release the cause of death. That's exactly what happened. So the porn sniffing police dog named U.R.L. dead at the age of seven, almost eight. So apparently he was the, he's the fourth dog in the U.S. Well, now there's only three. To be certified, well, he was the fourth, trained as an electronic storage detection canine. Okay. So over the course of his law enforcement career, he took part in the execution of more than 2,000 arrest warrants, sniffing out countless pieces of digital evidence leading to the arrests of suspects often implicated in child sexual abuse. Often. Not always, though. This is what kind of ticks me off about this. Oh, you're hiding a little pad. Okay, little SD card. Yeah. the dog just sniffed it out. Okay, so the sheriff's office highlighted some of the URL's most remarkable fines, including a USB drive disguised as a key on a key ring full of keys.

Oh, good for you. A micro, the cop, the police officer couldn't find that. Anyway, a micro SD card hidden inside a closed baby jar in a cluttered pencil box that was inside a large cedar chest. Maybe the guy didn't want you to find it, or the girl. An SD card resting on a high shelf, a cell phone jammed into a book, and even cell phone parts that were stashed in a wall behind a jailhouse toilet. So URL was not bred as a police dog, however, though.

URL is an amazing story. It was a pound puppy, bouncing between animal shelters and foster homes. and then they said, hey, this dog is untrainable. It's got behavioral issues. But the Central Indiana Laboratory Rescue and Adoption, I got to say that correctly. I don't want to give them their proper ado. The Central Indiana Labador Rescue and Adoption

Recognize the pub's unique talents and drive. Yeah, I mean, how do you tell that? Oh, look, I bet you that dog would be able to find an SD card in a baby bottle. So apparently this was at the time, the fledgling nationwide electronic storage detection canine training program. Yeah, man, I bet you that's a booming thing. Let me a break.

Okay, so unlike other canine dogs, which are rewarded with playtime or a toy for their work. No, no, no. Not electronic storage sniffing dogs like URL. they're rewarded with food. I mean, I'll find your SD cards for food. What do you want?

Just tell me what you want. Where do you want me to search in there? See if you can find the you are. See if you can find the SD card and that pile of pencils over there and we'll give you some free food. I could do that. Okay.

All right. So anyway, I guess he was nicknamed the porn sniffing dog. because he was made several appearances on the TV show, Cops, which is the racist horrific show. I don't even know why they allow that back on. I believe it's up and running again now. So URL dead at the age of seven.

And I don't know if I'm, I don't know if I'm sad about that or not. I mean, I guess rest in peace, but I'll just leave it at that. Rest in peace, but I've been seeing this make the rounds for the last couple of weeks, and it just makes me laugh because it sounds like every radio engineer

I've ever worked for. I just want to know how to, what do I have to do to make it work? And it'll take me two or three, the engineer will always be, well, it'll be two or three days. And then when it's an emergency, it's just like, I'll come in and I'll take care of it.

But you just want them to explain, What do I got to do to make it work? You're a radio engineer. And they always, it's not a slam on them. I get it. They always want everyone to think that they're smarter than they are. I got it. It's okay.

You don't have to, it's good. I'm good with it. But when you ask them about equipment and information, this is the answer you get. Now, basically, the only new principle in the, involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance. The original machine had a baseplate of prefamulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, in such a way that the two spurving bearings run a direct line with a panometric fan.

Oh. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marvellous veins. So fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. You don't have any of the side fumbling. The main winding was of the normal lotus o deltoid type placed in panandermic semi-bolloid slots of the stator. Every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the 9 meters.

Now that was an actual... Oh, isn't that done. is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoid depleteration. The retroactive calculator has now reached a high level of development, and it's being successfully used in the operation of Milfertrenians. Oh, that is awesome. Now, that is what I'm talking about when I say, that sounds like every radio engineer I've ever worked for. I just want to know how to get it to work. I know that we care about the infimulator. and the, uh, the phenortner, but I just want to know how to make it work.

That's it. Just tell me. What do I have to do to make it work? Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.