Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Let's Be Spontaneous! 9/12/15

Episode Date: September 12, 2015

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy talks all things tech and goes over the latest gadgets in the works that he is most excited about. Jeffy also chats about the controversial 'fat shaming' video and asks YouTube, "what happened to no gate keepers"? Plus, the best of the stupid crime files, soccer coaching tips from the sidelines and ridiculous riddles! All that and more on The Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter @JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Begin life force reboot program. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Oh, hello. Welcome to it. Nice to have you along for the ride. As I'm sitting here in the Mercury Studios,

the Mercury Studios here in Dallas, Texas. at 434, I believe we had an earthquake. And no, I didn't fall again. Ha, ha, ha. I got the joke. But it's the strangest thing to have everything around you, including yourself, shake. Just for that split second. I mean, it wasn't very long this morning.

I've been through a couple here where you're sitting here, and I mean, it goes just through the whole building. And the huge walls shake. I mean, it's not a surprise when buildings topple when earthquake, when it's a powerful earthquake. But the little ones are even more strange because everything just gives you that little... Everything shakes for just that, you know, even two seconds, three seconds. It's just there.

And it's the strangest feeling. Anyway, welcome to it. Nice to have you along for the ride. Where should we get started today? I mean, we can get the things that you need to know, really. CNN has announced the big, we've got the big debates, the GOP debates going on this coming week. They announced who they're going to have at the big table.

You pretty much know who's going to be there, right? Christie, Kaysig, The arena, Walker, Bush, Carson, Cruz, Rubio, Huckabee, Paul, Trump. Those are the big ones. And then they have what they're calling their, Happy Hour, which starts at 6 p.m. Eastern. And now they listed here on their list for the Happy Hour, Texas Governor Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal, Lindsey Graham, and George Pataki.

However, we find out that Rick Perry says he's out. He's quitting. Everybody was contemplating that, figuring he was out of money. Rick was trying to, for the past, you know, a couple weeks anyway, maybe a little bit longer, was saying that he was fine and the super pack was going to, you know, had a bunch of cash and they were fine. I'm surprised he called it quits yesterday rather than wait until see if he could get some, generate some cash after the debate and generate, you know, some fire. But to no avail. So Rick's out. I like Rick Perry.

Although, you know, I listened to a clip of his speech in St. Louis where he was saying he was out. And, oh my gosh, he sounded so much like George W. Bush. And that's what Ted Cruz has going against him, too. It's just as a sound. And you think it's George W. all over again. And really just that's the only thing Ted Cruz has going against him for me. is the voice and the inflection. And Ted isn't as bad as Rick.

Rick and W. Could be the same guy most of the time. And I know it's just the way they sound. It's weird. It's just in my head. I can't get by it. So I was thinking that maybe Ted to get over that, he just needs to bring his wife with him everywhere he goes.

So at least you say, well, he's got a good-looking wife. I know he sounds like that, but look at her. So that's my advice to the campaign for Ted Cruz. That's how deep my advice goes. Ted, you sound like George W. Bring the wife along so the people at least see you got a hot wife. All right, let's move on.

That's my campaign advice. Ted Cruz. And then, of course, the big stories up on the blaze. We've got Office Depot saying, hey, we stick by our decision. Really? Office Depot standing by its refusal to print 500 anti-planned parenthood flyers. Hey, because the flyer is graphic and hate material. Yeah. It persecutes those who support abortion rights, according to the company explanation obtained. And in a letter written by

attorney Robert Emacone, Office Depot said the refusal had nothing to do with the women's religious beliefs. All right. So good luck, Office Depot. You probably should have just printed him. I mean, it's your right. It's your business. I got it. You're good to go. I'm all for you. No problem. But he probably just should have printed him to move on. Even if you had, you know, I would even say that it would be better if maybe one of your employees said, I can't do that. I can't print that. And then you could back your employee. But for the company to say, no, you know, we're not going to print those. Okay. Whatever you say.

Whatever you say, Office Depot. We've got so much to get to today. One of my favorite stories for the week, and it really started out to be a sad, strange story, which is why I started following it. A couple here in Texas were going to have a baby. The woman obviously was pregnant, and she was from El Salvador.

They're from here in the metroplex, and a hubby is originally from the United Kingdom. And they decide, hey, we want to have the baby in El Salvador. So that's where she's from. That's where her family is. We can go back there. We can have the baby in El Salvador. And then we'll, you know, we'll come back home to Dallas.

And so they go there and have the baby and they have the baby. And then the baby that they get before they come back to the States is, you know, a little bit darker skin than they are. And they feel kind of strange like it's the, you know, not really is this our kid? and the hospital assures them, yes, and so they bring it home. The entire time, the lady is feeling like this really isn't my baby. I just can't get a grip on, you know, I love it, I want to love it, it's a little baby, but it just doesn't feel like my baby.

I just don't have that motherly instinct with this baby. And so they get a DNA test. and the DNA test comes back 100%. Neither one of you are the parents. So then they freak out, right? And of course, the worst part of everything, it falls apart that now this hospital in El Salvador is selling babies,

and it's the trafficking little babies. They switched out their kids so that they could sell the white baby. It's really all kinds of things happen. And the hospital is trying to say no, and they're trying to say, you know, the chain of command, the doctors, they wouldn't have the chance. And so they, you know, okay, and they try to figure out how many people had babies that day. And if they have the same mothers have their baby, it looks okay on paper. And then after everything starts freaking out in the worst case scenario where everyone is thinking they're selling babies and the whole thing, they started an investigation.

and, uh, no, you know what? It was just a mistake. Really? Yep. It was just a mistake. Look at that. We gave you the wrong baby and we gave another mother the wrong baby. And darn it.

Boy, that was a really big mistake, huh? Why don't you come back down to El Salvador and we'll swap out the babies and then you guys can sign this so that you don't, Can't really talk about it because it's for the good of the babies and the rights of the kids that nobody really knows. Okay. So good news. Right at the end is here. I mean, the mother, they got their baby.

She said that if they could not have found their baby, she would have raised this one. They would have raised it and loved it as best they could. but, you know, obviously it wasn't their child. But they got their baby back and everything's fine. Everything's happy. Right. Right. I find it fascinating that, you know, maybe it was some of the bad stuff that was going on.

Maybe they were trying to, you know, double-cross the parents and they were trying to sell the baby from the United States. You know, who knows? But they say no. It was just an honest mistake. But I find it fascinating. that, you know, how many times do we talk about, you know, the mother knew. Mother knew that the child was in trouble. The mother always had an inkling that something was wrong and couldn't help her child.

And we talk about motherly inkstand all the time, right, and the nurturing of the mother. And how, right from the very beginning, this mother was like, I, you know, I love this little baby because it's a little baby. And who doesn't really love a little baby? but this ain't my kid okay this ain't my kid and I want my kid I want my kid

now and they worked it out fantastic news so if you the moral of the story I guess is to you're going to have your kid in another country other than the United States

be sure you bring home the right kid right yes break sure you bring home the right kid. Oh my gosh. We've got so much to get to today. I've got so many great stories for you. And it's really fascinating. I was just, as a matter of fact, just before we went on air, I saw a story on The Blaze that talked about this quiz, this science knowledge. Only 6% of Americans could get all 12 of these science questions right. And I thought, you know, I mean, it's a

quiz, right? You've got to take it. You're by yourself. So if you miss all of them, you can still just be stupid on your own, right? And maybe we'll take that quiz here in a little bit. I will say that I got 11 of the 12. So I'm in the, I'm not even in the 6% of Americans that get all 12 right. I'm really mad. I'm going to try to find out. It tells me which one I answered wrong. I got to go back and find out what question that was because you know what? I think I got it right. Okay? And we're going to find out exactly if they can prove to me that I got it wrong. Maybe the website's wrong. 888-9033-93 is the phone number if you want to participate in the live broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network. 1-888-903.33. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffie MRA. You can

follow me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. And that's a brand new page for you. Go over there and like that page. Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook. Be a part of the fun. And be a part of the fun at Jeff EMRA on Twitter. 888-9033 is the phone number if you want to participate over to the phone. If you're listening to live.

You can call the number anytime you want. But I might not be available on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 8890333 is the phone number. All right, let's go. I look on Twitter and I'm told that many people did not get all 12.

At Caleb underscore Oliver said he got 11 out of 12 to it. He wants to know which one I missed. Wouldn't you like to know? Okay, there are 12 questions, and of course some of them, you'll have to go to the blaze.com and click on the story and take the quiz because you need to look at the picture. Number one, this picture shows an object in space that has an icy core with a tail of gas and dust that extends millions of miles. What is this? Which kind of waves are used to make and receive cell phone calls? This picture shows three layers of the earth.

Which layer is the hottest? It depends on if you want to listen to Al Gore or not, but come on. Which of these is the main way that the ocean tides are created? What does a light year measure? Denver, Colorado is higher altitude than Los Angeles, California. Which of these statements is, they want to know water boils, lower or higher temperature? Which of these pictures best illustrates what happens when light passes through a magnifying glass? The loudness of sound is determined by what property of a sound wave?

Which of the following statements best describes the data in the graph below? And the graph just has, it's a two-side, you know, obviously a two-sided graph, and one graph is tooth decay, and the other graph is sugar intake. And you see the graph going up, up, up, up, up, up. I don't know what it could mean. Which of these elements is needed to make nuclear energy and nuclear weapons? Which of these people develop the polio vaccine? They give you, you know, it's all, come on.

Which of these terms defined as the study of how positions of stars and planets can influence human behavior? All right, so which one? You want to know which one I got wrong? Number four. Which of these pictures, best illustration? what happens when light passes through a magnifying glass. Now, okay, all right. Now, I picked the wrong one out of four choices.

And I know better. I know better. I'm really mad at myself for missing that one. I should have gotten all 12. I kind of ticked, actually. At myself. But that's the quiz. All right, so you're happy?

I miss number four of the magnifying glass. Sorry. Okay. I'm in a sad state of affairs. I scored better than 82% of the public, below 6%, and the same as 12%. Okay? And they give you the outcome at the end.

Actually, I should have scored more because I believe that when I checked the age group, I was like, you know, plus 800 years old, so it should be better than a lot according to those percentages. But there you have it, the science. knowledge quiz on the blaze.com. Go ahead, go ahead and take it yourself right there. Okay?

It's going to be a beautiful day. I was looking, you know, we live here in Dallas and Fort Worth. It's going to be beautiful today. It's supposed to be in the 85s. I'm looking forward to it. My daughter has her first soccer game today. So fired up and believe it. And so long since I've been out there on the soccer field, fired up.

You know, my oldest boy, when he was, my daughter's age, played soccer like crazy, and I was one of the coaches. And then my youngest boy, Maximus, he's not a sports guy. And so he's, you know, he's into this brainiac. And he's, you know, he's into scouts. And he's into, you know, we got to talk about movies. And he knows movie facts. I mean, I love the kid.

But he's not a sports kid. I mean, he wants to be because, you know, I love sports. But he's not really. He could give a flying crap. He's like his mother. You know, so, oh, well. whatever it's fine I love them but you know my daughter is now you know

she wants to play soccer and get into some sports so I got her out there and I just want to not be on in a record is I'm not one of the coaches I should be however I'm going record as saying that and if what after this first game we'll see what happens I may have to jump in my wife has been particularly

unhappy with me at some of the practices I, you know, I tend to, I don't know if you know this about me, but here's something, you know, I tend to voice my opinion. And apparently, I'm getting frowned upon doing that on the soccer field. Well, perhaps I'll just take over the, you know, I'll help coat, not take over. Bad phrasing. I'll just help, assist, assist with, you know, the team and perhaps they could, you know, do better. We'll see.

I'm fired up. First game today. We'll see how she does. I have a feeling she's, you know, this is her first game. She's eight. So, you know, she's been out of, we've been practicing. I think she still has some, you know, field recognition issues, you know, where she's at on the field.

There's a lot of, you know, a lot of bunch ball, group ball going on on the field instead of, thinking ahead and passing out and running out. So, you know, she's got to realize that when the coach or me from the sidelines say, break to the goal! That she needs to just stop where she's at, turn and go to the goal, so that her teammate can pass it to her.

But, hey, that's just me. I, you know, maybe, maybe I should just sit on the sideline and watch the game and, you know, not assist the coach. as a father saying break to the goal but you know we'll see get your field bearings out there then we'll be on top of the world but I'm fired up anyway break to the goal

the Jeff Fisher Show The Blaze Radio Network The Jeff Fisher Show is on Hello Hello how are you As I'm scrolling through my Facebook page I'm reminded of a classic little letter. Truth or not, truth or not. This is kind of funny. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was. I said, what? Fried chicken. She said

I wasn't funny. But she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me always to tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office.

He laughed, told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admire most. I told her, Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now?

Probably not. You know, obviously. Can't be true, right? If it is, I love this kid. It's not true, but damn funny. Damn funny. All right, so according to the earthquake website, there wasn't an earthquake, so maybe I did fall again. I don't know.

But I did, you know, I got the MRI on my shoulder, and apparently there's, you know, I don't know, all kinds of things wrong. My doc went down a list of what was wrong with my shoulder. and he started going down this list, and I just started laughing. He finished the list, and I went, so I guess that explains why it's sore, right? Yeah, that does. So, you know, now I've got to go see some surgeon, and he's going to tell me. You know what, I mean, surgeons, they don't tell you, oh, we're just going to massage it and make it feel better. They're surgeons.

They cut. That's what they do. so the surgeon is going to look at it and go, yep, well, we need to get in there. It'll be fine. We'll get in there. I've done these a thousand times. We'll scrape this. We'll scrape that.

We'll tie this. And your arm will be in a sling for three or four weeks. And then you'll be three or four weeks rehab. And then it'll take about three months, but we'll get you back to normal after that. Well, you just said two months. I know. So it'll be about five months total rehab. You know what I'm talking about.

You just got done telling me you've had knee replacement surgery and you've had surgeries on your other knee. So you know what I'm talking about. I mean, I'm just playing the scenario in my head right now. It would be agonizing. But I don't want to have the surgery, but I can't live like this. I mean, I can't live like this. My arm really hurts, okay?

My shoulder and aches. Yeah, it hurts. I can't sleep. I can't lay on my side. I can't live. Do you feel sorry for me yet? No. Okay.

But so we'll let you know what's up with that. I'll keep you informing what's up with my shoulder mishap. It took one. And I say little, but at one fall, right? I'm not thinking for a split second. That's all it takes, Jeff. Just a split second. One second, you're driving 65 miles an hour.

The next second, you're into the embank. I got it. It just takes that second You turn, you don't pick your foot up high enough concrete Believe it So ticked it myself Something I think is like full

Full thickness tearing Started going down on this list Full thickness tearing Or a retraction of a tendon A medial Dislocation The Bicep Tendin I got rid of it down here

Now I have to find it exactly I'm trying to remember what the heck it is Let me find it All right I call them back I call it back Okay I appreciate you running down the list

and tell me what's wrong on the show And everything but I stopped listening Right when you first started So just tell me what Did you go down the list again Well it's like I can actually know what you said And he's just I could tell he's just shaking his head like

Oh my God Why do I even deal with this Okay. Full thickness tearing or retraction of a tendon. The medial dislocation of a bicep tendon. I had those two right. Mild arthritis. Mild arthritis. I've got arthritis growing in my, every joint in my body.

Moderate joint infusion. Yeah, no kidding. With fluid, yeah, no kidding. A mild adema muscle strain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh, that's not bad. That's only five things. I'm going to be fine.

It's only five things. You kidding me? No, no. I'm going to have to move to some place where there's... That's why people move to the south, right? I'm here. I'm already here. They want warm weather.

They can't live in the cold anymore. They can't live in the cold anymore. I was looking at this, the best places for housing. in the country. And the top three, the top three, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wyoming. Those are four. Those are the top four. Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota.

What do these four things have in common? Winter. No kidding. They're the best states. for homeowners. You can get a house for nothing. Why? Winter. Now, there are those in my family that would, you know, prefer winter. I am not in that part of the family. I want to be places where it's nice out. You know, like the top 10 places, top weather places in the country.

At Los Angeles, Honolulu, and those two, I mean, come on. you're not going to live there. A million dollars worth of taxes. You got to make $8 million a year to live in a two-bedroom, one bath. Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina. You probably got to make, you know, $8 million a year to live in the guest house of one of those beach houses along Devil's Hills. Asheville, North Carolina.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous Asheville North. I love Asheville, North Carolina. One of my favorite places in the country. And if you drive just not far from there, you go up to Boone, which is one of the high points. there in the Great Smokies. It's beautiful, gorgeous. I could live there. Heartbeat.

Live in Asheville, North Carolina. And in fact, at one point, we were going to move there. And then there was a thing called employment. And so, I never did make it to Asheville. Prescott, Arizona. That's a retirement, huge community. And Arizona, I don't know, Arizona. Key West, Florida.

I love Florida. Got to love Florida. And Key West is, you know, you're starting to get down there. You know, it's quite a, if there's storms coming, you've got to get out. You're not staying there. Some of the places in Florida, at least you can, you know, board up and feel fairly safe. But Key West, not. You're done.

Austin, Texas, you know, not far from here. Beautiful, right? Best weather in the country, Austin, Texas. They don't mention San Diego in this list. Wilmington, Delaware, shut up. Denver, Colorado. Shut up. Those two.

Forget it. Athens, Georgia, gorgeous. Gorgeous. The northern part of Georgia, oh, my gosh. Just beautiful. The foothills of the smokies? Beautiful. You live anywhere up in there.

But once again, when you said that, you know, that's up there. You start heading toward Asheville. You start heading to the, you know, the western side of South and North Carolina. up into the Smoky Mountains, you have to be able to find a job. And then you can find a job and work, but you have to be able to maybe, maybe, find a job that'll pay you two bucks an hour instead of one. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show,

the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. Welcome to it. 888-90-033 is the phone number. Plenty of broadcast programming left for you on the Blaze Radio Network today. Right after this broadcast, Mike O'Pelke with Pure O'Pelka. Andrew WK with America WK. Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, all your Saturday lineup on the Blaze Radio Network.

And for Pure O'Pelca, now I can't, obviously I can't promise anything because it's just stuff I hear in the hallways, rumors. but rumor has it that today you may have the opportunity to win stove burner covers, the Piro Pelka stove burner covers. Now, I don't know if it's going to be, you know, the big ones where they cover two at a time or if it's the single ones that cover the, you know, each burner separately, but, you know, that's a good gift right there. And hopefully, you know, if you don't have gas burners, then, you know, you're good to go. If you have gas burners, just go ahead and give it a shot, see what happens.

No, don't do that. Don't do that. From our stupid crime file, stupid crime file, private detective caught a man's wife having sex. The man said, hey, I think my wife's cheating on me. I'm going to hire you. I want you to follow around to find out if it's true or not. Private detective finds out that man's wife. having sex with his own teenage son.

How would you like to be that private detective, or the son, for that matter? Husband found his wife naked in bed with her own father. Then stabs him and steals the car. Huh?

The husband comes home, finds the wife naked in bed with her own father, stabbed him, steals the car. Apparently, you know, the father-in-law, He's got out of prison. They were out partying. I don't know. Look, you start partying.

The next thing you know, you're passed out naked in the bed. Nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. It's just, it happens, right? I mean, how many times in your life? Seriously, how many times in your life? You've gone out partying, and the next thing you know, you're just naked in bed, your father-in-law. Actually, it was her dad and it was his father-in-law.

Anyway. Anyway, nothing happened, okay? It was just partying, and we just ended up naked in the bed. And from Virginia in our stupid crime file, a woman has sex with unconscious man and a parking lot. The woman says, hey, I guess I was just in the mood. The parking lot of a shopping center was just in the mood. and the good thing about this couple

is that they were not ashamed of it and they were interviewed by a local news reporter and here's what they had to say what happened in this parking lot the woman was charged with being drunk in public I asked her today why the middle of a parking lot why the middle of the day she told me she was in the mood I was in the mood

and I mean that's basically what happened what got you in the mood Alcohol. Oh, hello. From tipsy to frisky. Kimberly Jackson is blaming alcohol for this. It landed her in jail, charged with drunk in public. Did you think you wouldn't get caught?

The alcohol made me think that I wouldn't. No, that wouldn't. Alcohol made me, no. I'm not into, you know, erotic public sex or anything like that. Yeah, yeah, no. But that's what you did, yes? Yesterday, though. I know. And that was all the alcohol. Police say her boyfriend was unconscious, but he says he was just passed out from drinking.

I'm sitting here trying to clear her name, letting her know. I can sit there, then. But why in the middle of the day, in the middle of a parking lot? Everyone wants to be spontaneous. Not being this. As well as far as spontaneous. Not that spontaneous. Okay. But do you see my point? Is something like this going to happen again? No.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, police say she could be facing more charges, but her boyfriend says he doesn't plan to file any because he gave consent. Live in Norfolk, Gabriella DeLucah, News Channel 3. That is great. We've got rewind that back to worry. That'd be in disrespect with you.

I have to hear that ending part again. And the boyfriend, she says no. The boyfriend, hey, I can't. I can't say it's not going to happen again. I can't say it. Kimberly. Kimberly. Not being disrespectful to you.

Have you ever been spontaneous? Not that spontaneous. Okay. Okay, but you get my point. Something like this. Can I happen again? No. No. Kimberly, no. I don't know.

Earl Palmer, I don't know. That's good. That's good. That is great. Earl Palmer, I don't know. Not being disrespectful to you, Earl. Here, a bit spontaneous? Not that spontaneous. Well, okay, you get my point.

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I mean, that's a Saturday in itself. Don't need to go anywhere else. That's for darn sure. than right here on the Blaze Radio Network Sunday, David Barton, Jackie D, Billy Handel, Gun Talk, Hollywood 360. There's a Sunday for you. And then Monday through Friday, you got Doc and Skip, some guy named Glenn Beck, some guy named Buck Sexton, some guy named J. Severn, a couple of guys named Pat and Stu with some other Dingleberry on the show. Oh, wait, that's me. A Monday through Friday right there on the Blaze Radio Network.

So why do you go anywhere else? That's what I thought. You don't. Good. All right. The future. The future. The future is now.

So, nice of the FDA to approve a smart pill finally. What do you think? Nice? Yes. Yes. And what's good is that what happens now is they can put a little chip in your pill and you swallow it. And then once it gets in your tummy and then it alerts it goes, And then it transmits a signal to your tablet.

And it lets you know that you took your medication. And not only does it go to your tablet, but it can go to your doctor's computer. And your doctor will see that you're taking your medications or not taking your medications. That's perfect. And they want to do that because, look, people, all patients don't take medications the way they're supposed to. So we need to make sure that you're doing that. and we need to make sure that adherence to prescriptions happens to serious matter. So you take your pill with a chip in it.

You hear me? And then this chip will just go away. Okay, it'll just disappear. Uh-huh. But really it will because it's just made of small amounts of copper and magnesium. And then after it's ingested and interacts with your digestive juices and produces the voltage, and produces the voltage that will go ahead and be read to your computer

and your doctor's computer and also sent to your phone or whatever other computer you want it sent to, then it will just go away. Okay? And it'll also be able to detect the rest of going on with your body too. So we can take a look and see if you're responding or not.

Okay? then never mind that we're going to, we've been practicing having, putting stuff in your body to stay there to let you know. Yeah, we're going to give you a chip to be in your body and we'll let you know. You're about ready to have a heart attack. We go ahead and sit down, please. You probably shouldn't have that. It could send you over the edge for diabetes. Put the cake down.

Oh, somebody's calling me. no, it's just my digital pill. Stop eating. Oh, no, it's just my digital pill. You've had too much soda today. Can't wait. Can not wait. And they've already, I mean, I know that they, I think they made it illegal now, but

maybe it shouldn't be. I mean, they're the bracelets, right? You wear the little bracelets for the medic, medic alerts, and you have the little, you know, help I've fallen. and I can't get up and you have the alarm companies. But they started not long ago. I remember reading where they would put medical information on a chip in Alzheimer's patients so that if they were found wandering around, you know, the chip was there.

Oh, this is Bill and he doesn't know where he's at. And he's got all this wrong with him, so we need to take care of him. I mean, I don't know that that sounds like a bad thing. That's the way it starts, Jeff. That's the way it starts. It's all for good. and then it turns into back. To believe.

Don't believe them. Don't do it. Now, how cool is this also? GoPro. Now selling 16 camera virtual reality rig. Now, this is what I've been talking about. The GoPro is in a circle, a little 16 camera circle, so it's carrying 360 degrees.

But this is what they, I'm telling you, this is what they've been, this is like a small version of going into a room and having cameras on every part of the wall, ceiling, each wall all the way around, filming with each one of those cameras, and then being able to go inside of that after it's done filming, whatever you've filmed, take a guess at which ones are going to be first. Yeah, of course. No, no, I know what you were thinking.

I know what you were thinking. You were thinking that it was going to be pornography, right? Well, you know, maybe, but I'm thinking that it'll be a, you know, this is the Ohio River. Let's take a trip down the Mississippi. Here is the beautiful Smoky Mountain Trail, the Blue Ridge Parkway. I mean, that'll be where they, you know, it'll be all nature in nature. in porn.

Unbelievable. But, think about, you walk into the, and you film something in a room with, you know, how many ever cameras you're going to take? I mean, that's a huge amount of cameras. But then being able to go in

and watch what was filmed through different cameras. So you'd be able to enjoy the same scenes from different angles, you know, how many,

how many ever are, angles there are. So, I mean, it's actually fascinating and really cool. Okay, but GoPro's got their 16 out. And if you want the Marriott hotels, I mean, in New York and London, they're debuting their virtual reality headsets and headphones. 24-hour alone in the room. No problem.

Hello. Welcome to the Marriott. You're in room. You're in suite 455. Would you like our virtual room? reality headset? Um, yes. The trip you can take now is we're calling the virtual reality postcards.

Okay. Who's in it? No, we're going to take you through Chile's Andes Mountains. And we'll take you through Beijing streets. What do you think? And we'll go to a Rwandan ice cream shop. When you think of virtual reality headsets and virtual reality. and virtual reality postcards,

what do you think of? I think of, boy, if I'm at the Marriott in New York, I want to spend some time with my virtual reality headset and go through a Rwandan ice cream shop. Shut up. I mean, we all know what they're for, okay? Can we stop playing around?

Please. Okay, so, you know, okay, so for the first, you know, two-week trial, it's going to be, wow, Did you see that Rwandan ice cream shop? Wasn't that fascinating? Yeah, it sure was. Maybe we should go through the Rwandan, I don't know, hooker shop. I think we all know, come on.

You're going to check into a hotel for the, you know, we could take a look at the hustle and bustle of Beijing streets. Yeah, that sounds great. Fall right asleep. So anyway, the V-room service from Marriott. hotels is now there for you for a two-week trial. Good to go.

Yay. Yay. I mean, everybody, look, Los Angeles Philharmonic is doing it, trying to engage a new audience with virtual reality and combining all kinds of new technology with some of the old

to make people watch. I mean, it's part of the deal, right? The virtual reality is here. It's now. It's just got to get, you know. We've got to find a, I mean, did you do your homework? Did you watch surrogate yet? Good.

Because now you know what I'm talking about. Okay. That's coming. And we are so close to that. So if you haven't watched it yet, if you haven't done, if you haven't completed your homework from this broadcast, and you have not watched it yet, watch it this week.

Okay. Surrogate. Bruce Willis. And then, of course, we've got the news from Apple that they're researching on a sign language to be able to change TV channels. I mean, not that. Why sign language? Really. Come on. You're going to make me learn sign language?

Can I just swipe my hand, please? How about this? How about I can click my TV to. hand signals and I can swipe by hand and it goes to the next channel. Swipe, swipe, swipe. If I go right, it goes up, if I go left, it goes down. If I go up, it gets louder. If I go down, it shuts off. How about this? Can we do that instead of having for me to try to figure out, hey, this is A, and these fingers mean B. And then I want to go to C, H, A, and A. And then I want to go to C, H, H, N, and No. I want to swipe or I just want to tell it. Okay. Voice recognition is getting much better. The voice recognition software is getting really, really good. So I want to be, I should be able to just say channel 355. And it goes there. Please. And it goes there faster than if I just have my kids sitting there with the remote going, telling the kid to change the channel.

Apparently, that's voice command you're not supposed to use. But that's the voice command I love to use. Just sit there with the remote. Don't talk. Just sit there with your remote. All right, go to Channel 3. 5. All right, channel 4.

Back. Back. Stop. Stay there. Turn it up. Ah, turn it down. Mute it. I don't want to talk.

Well, that's what you need, right? You need the voice command. And you want the television to be just like the kid sitting there with the remote on the stool being your voice command. That's what you want. That's where we need to be at. That's the command I want. When we're there,

I'll buy your stinking TV. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Okay. So during the break, I'm going through some of my, you know, I want to get a little celebrity updates, celebrity news. You know, like my girl Vanessa Williams is returning to Miss America.

I love Vanessa. and, you know, it's about 30 years since she's been Miss America. She had taken away from her, bastards. She does a, she does a, she does a little nude spread and penthouse. And the whole thing goes to hell for her. I mean, come on. So anyway, she's back. She's had a great career.

Ha, ha, ha. And it paid off for her to do the nude spread. And then I'm looking at Keith Richards. He's telling his kids, hey, snort my ashes. I'm good with it. I love Keith. He is fantastic. Now, apparently the reason this started is because he said in an interview a few years ago

that he snorted his dad's ashes. I just mixed up my dad's ashes with some cocaine and did him. I'm still alive. I'm good. Now, he claims that was a joke. He was just saying that's how much his dad meant to him. And that was a joke. And he spread his ashes somewhere.

But he said, I told my kids they can snort me if they want. Now, he's Mr. saying he's kicked all the drugs now, right? He fell out of some palm tree in Fiji and now he's off the drugs. Most people fall out of a palm tree and get on drugs. So maybe it's true. Maybe it's true. But he's got a new Netflix thing coming up with Netflix documentary. I call it Under the Influence.

And I think he's probably got a new solo album coming out. I mean, come on, Keith Richards. 71. 71. His quote to his kids, I gave him permission to snort my ashes. Hell, I'll give him the straw. Come on.

That's funny. But I'm looking, okay, so we got Keith Richards, a new Netflix documentary coming out. However, there's a new Netflix original series called Narcos. Why am I not watching this? Oh, my gosh. Why am I not watching this? It's the true story of the drug lords.

Come on. I know. You know, it's got a really big guy show. Okay, so just remember, it's a big guy show. We're talking about the drug cartels. That means drugs, sex, murder. My kind of show. So anyway, I mean, weird.

I got new episodes of Narcos to watch. Thank you. About time, I got something new to watch. I'm dying. Watching these stupid NBC shows. What am I doing? Agonizing. Oh, seriously.

I mean, what am I doing? That's what I'm asking. I'm asking what I'm doing. You don't know that. All right, you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA or Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. My new Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio, go and like the page. Okay?

Do that. Michael Pelker coming up right after this broadcast. I told you earlier that I had inside information, and I don't know how good it is, but it's just a helpful hit. You may have the possibility to win stove burner covers today. Stunt brain stove burner covers. And, you know, like I said, I don't know that that's my inside information. Might not be right.

That might could be 100% wrong. But it's possible that you could win that today. Boy, isn't that excited. Who doesn't want to It doesn't want to win Stoveburners Right Right

Of course Doesn't want to wear stove burn And I'm looking at some of the headline stories You've got Jerry Brown's letter to Carson On climate change I can't take these people I don't even know if I want to read

Really I don't think I can You know it was 9-11 Yesterday I know It was 9-11 14 years It was so sick You know every year

I think I'm over it and then every year we play the audio and I see the audio and I see the video and it comes back just like it was yesterday. It's been 14 years already. Wow. Amazing. And it just, you know, I know it's 9-11 and it's just it's sad and it's horrible and why are we still fighting the Stingleberries? I have no idea. I have no idea.

And, you know, I know, I know. I know, we've got the Iran and the nuclear power and the GOP and we're fighting and Obama and the world and ISIS. I can't take it. And I know that that's part of the problem, is that many, many people are in that frame of mind of, I can't take it. I just want to go about my day. And while I agree with that, and I understand it, more than you know, more than you know, I understand it. But somewhere, somewhere, we got to know that we got to step up, right? You've got to make a choice.

You've got to make a choice. So anyway, Jerry Brown sends his stupid letter to Carson. And I don't want to read it on his climate change. You know what Jerry Brown's going to say. It's real and the world is burning, okay? And if you don't believe it, you're wrong. You're wrong. Okay? Climate change. Denier. Hater. You're wrong. We're right. We know it. Do you, Jerry? Do you? Can't take it.

And another story, college-ruled Republican students couldn't plan American flags to remember 9-11 victims? Uh, I think not. I think not. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-90-3-33 is the phone number. All right, so, the fat-shaming video.

Comedian Nicole Arbor. Right? All right. So I admit I didn't watch the whole thing. I promise I'll watch it today because my wife said it was stupid. My wife watched it said she couldn't take it. It was really dumb. So I thought, okay, well, I don't need to watch it.

That it's just some stupid fat-shaming video. You know, and I got it. It was, you know, hey, fat people, it's your fault. Whatever. I mean, I got it. I'll watch it, and some of it will be funny. And, you know, as a proud fat American, it doesn't bother me. Okay, it's okay.

I make jokes about myself. Why can't she? And, you know, so she uses some foul language. Boy, I hate that. I don't want people to use foul language. I want to be the word police. Stop it. So, okay, so, then she loses her gig.

The people, her, some choreography job that she had said, oh, that video is unacceptable. We can't have you working for us. Well, that's up to them, I guess. Right? I mean, it's okay. And I can beat up on them and say, hey, you're dumb. But really, it's up to them. It's their business.

It's their company. They can do what they want. Whatever. You don't want her working for you. You don't have to have her working for you. I got it. But YouTube pulls her channel down. YouTube pulls her channel down.

YouTube. You are agonizing. No gatekeepers. That's the whole point. Their Google YouTube owner. The whole point. Oh, people. And so now she got, apparently she got an email saying it's violating its terms.

That's it. Uh-huh. Well, YouTube did not respond to any request for this particular story from KTLA. Yeah, I bet. No kidding. Amazingly, her YouTube channel is back up now, though. Huh. Funny how that happened.

I mean, they pulled it down and then people went, what are you doing? People get to complain about, if you don't like it and you call YouTube or Google, first of all, if you're one of those people, you need to maybe reassess who you are. Okay? If you actually watch a video and get so upset that you call Google, I don't even know how to call Google. You could do you email Google, dear Google, Google at Google. Hey, you got. you guys on YouTube and that fat-shaming video she's really mean and she says the F-for-it probably

I couldn't after I watched it eight times it really made me mad okay if you're one of those people reassess your life that having been said YouTube stop it no gatekeepers that's the point. Here's an idea. Watch something on YouTube and if you don't like it, don't watch it again. Then it won't be made again because nobody else will watch it. How do people attempt to make money on YouTube? I know get clicks on their channel.

Yes. That's the way it works. Ha! Amazing. Agonizing. Now I'm going to have to go watch it because of that. And I didn't want to watch it. watch it because it was, you know, I got it. It's going to be fat jokes and it's your fault.

And if you lose weight because you got to watch this video and I shamed you into losing weight, good for you. Okay. And you play a role in the obesity crisis, not the real people. It's not the spoon's fault. You're fat. Ha, ha, ha. If it's the spoon's fault, then I guess it's the pencils fault when you spell something wrong. Ha, ha, ha. I got it. Okay. Agonizing. But it's what you wanted. You let Google buy it and you said, hey, it's okay.

Google, the real gatekeeper. All right. So I teased out on my show tease on Twitter and Facebook that could turn into the riddler. So we took the quiz earlier today, the science quiz on the blaze.com. And many people tweeted me, I got 12 on 12. I got 12 out of 12. You are stupid. I want your Twitter account canceled.

I'm calling Twitter. Call me stupid. I got one wrong, okay? One stupid magnifying glass thing wrong. And I won't admit that I actually, I meant to click the right answer and I clicked the wrong answer. So there, how about that?

Yeah. Well, here's some riddles for you. Okay, see how smart you are now, science quiz people. Okay, here's some riddles for you. See if you can figure them out. You ready? How many riddles do I have here?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten riddles, right? Ten riddles, it looks like we've got ten riddles here. Okay. Ten riddles, see how you do. You ready? I'll take your word for it. How good you did. Okay.

What has to be bold? broken before it can be used. What has to be broken before it can be used? What has no beginning and or middle? What has no beginning and or middle? What has many keys but can't even open a single door? What has many keys but can't even open a single door? What has holes but holds water?

Now, I suppose I should be giving you the answers right away, right? Because you're already looking on the computer now trying to figure out what the answers are. Then you're going to lie to me. I got old dead. I'm smarter than you. I give them to you at the end. Okay. What has holes, but holds water.

What has four legs, a head and leaves? What invention lets you look right through a wall? What has a tongue cannot walk but gets a wrong. around a lot. Many have heard me, but nobody has seen me. And I will not speak back until spoken to. What am I? Paul is six feet tall, works at a butcher shop and wears size nine shoes. What does he weigh? The person who makes it has no need for it. All right. You ready? See how you did? All right, number one. What has to be broken before it can be used.

An egg. What has no beginning and or middle? A donut. What has many keys but can't even open a single door. A piano. What has holes but holds water. A sponge. What has four legs?

A head. and leaves. A dining room table. What invention lets you look right through a wall? A window. What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot. A shoe. Many have heard me, but nobody has seen me.

And I will not speak until spoken to. What am I? An echo. Paul's six feet tall, works in a butcher shop, and wears size nine shoes. What does he weigh? Meat. The person who makes it has no need for it.

A coffin. I got out ten right. How about you? This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. His Radio Network. Welcome to it. Michael Pelka, Pure O'Pelke, coming up right after this broadcast.

On the Blaze Radio Network. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMR. or Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. Facebook.com, Jeff Fisher Radio. Just go there and like that page, okay? How does this happen?

There's so often, this stupid story makes the rounds, and it kind of, I don't, you know, it talks about the top 10 careers with the most psychopaths is your job on the list and every time.

Media, radio, TV. We have another most. Psychopass, really? CEOs, lawyers, salespeople, surgeons, journalists, police officer, clergy, chefs, civil servants, and media

radio TV. Hey. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah, ma. And according to EarthTrack, Tacker, there was no earthquake this morning in Dallas so far, or they haven't registered it.

So, what did I feel this morning? I don't No, perhaps I'm feeling things that aren't there. That is football season again. Yay, college football, NFL, they're all back. Fired up about that. You know what else is back this week? Okay, well, not this Walking Dead.

Okay, it's the new one. It's Fear of the Walking Dead. It's the new one. Now, they've had two episodes that took last week off. And so we talked to you about the first episode, and we thought it was kind of Aaron Hernandez who is one of the

producers of this broadcast in New York he and I usually put together a podcast for the original Walking Dead so you can you know a little talking Walking Dead every week

to we kind of recap what happened so Aaron yes you made it through the second episode of Fear of the Walking Dead I did certain people did it and your thoughts

I liked it I thought it was a lot better. You're giving in, aren't you? It's starting to flow. It's starting to flow. People are dying, and I'm happy. All right. Well, they saved the fat kid.

They did save the fat kid. I'm very happy. I'm excited about the fat kid. I think he's going to play a good part. No fat shaming. All love. No fat shaming. I was a little disappointed now.

You know, they actually, you know, we've got new people involved now. And hopefully someone in this family is someone I care about because I have. haven't really wrapped my arms around anyone yet. I mean, I kind of like the fat kid, but I just, you know, I got to like somebody. Yeah. You know, just because the fat kid and I are, you know, fat one-on-one with the fat. Doesn't mean I have to like them. Linked up the hips.

You know, very disappointing, too, is that the fat kid and the mom are at the school and they have to kill their first walker. Yeah, that was. Which I thought was fascinating. But one of the things that they have to learn. is that they killed their first walker, but they forgot the food. Yeah, they forgot the food. What are you thinking? What are you doing?

What are you thinking? What are you doing? I mean, I know they're new at it. It's also interesting to see how hard they are to kill because they're not decomposing. Did you notice that? Oh, right. It took them a while. Yeah, they've got to go down because they're not, they're still fresh.

Yeah, they're fresh. So that was pretty interesting to see that. I felt bad for the principal. Doesn't he look like Obama? Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Obama? Who? The principal. Oh, the principal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of. A little bit, right? I guess kind of, yeah. I felt bad, but that was cool to see that. So overall, I mean, I dug the episode. I thought it was a good episode. All right. Well, episode three better win me.

Because I'm fading fast. Are you, even the riot scene didn't do anything for you? Nothing on the riot scene? So what do you think is going to go down here? I don't know. I'm fading fast. You know, they're trying. I know, look, I know what they're doing.

I got it. You know, I mean, I understand the premise. And it's just maybe because we're so far ahead in the other one. Yeah. Now we're back to the very beginning again. And we, you know, in my mind, I'm so far past this point. You know, this point has already happened. Yeah.

And we're already so far past this in the original series that it's like, you know, I don't know that I want to go back. What are we doing here? I don't want to go back. It's time to keep moving. forward. I'm excited to see the dynamics of actually everything just falling apart and seeing how everything

that's true. You know, collapse but I don't know if they're going to really go into that. I think they're going to start really developing these characters and not really go on the overall theme of the apocalypse. I know. That's kind of disappointing. Because I'd like to kind of see that, you know, I'd like

to see more of the, I love the news reports and the radio reports. Yeah, it's super cool. And I love all the, because, you know, we're the guy that's there, you know. Yeah. That's possible this could be bad, but probably not. Hey, let me tell you about the guy and the lady that had sex in the parking lot. That's us.

No, thank you. That's what I'm saying. That's I'm saying. Yeah, I know. I know there's people getting sick and killing people. But, hey, what about that guy that found his wife in bed with his father? Boy, isn't that funny? That was spontaneous.

No disrespect to you. No disrespect to you. You have been spontaneous? All right, week three this week. Hey, does anyone ever, ever tell you that you look good yet today? You've been up all day. Listen to the broadcast. Anybody tell you you to look good?

No? Well, you do. Doggonna, you look great. You look fantastic. Except you're not really going to wear that thing all day, are you? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the... The Blaze Radio Network.