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Baker, 31 years old, 4 feet 11 inches tall, weighing roughly 145 pounds. She was part of the custody to community transitional reentry program, which is a great program. I'm a huge fan of custody to community transitional reentry program. She was convicted of assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury. She was sentenced to three years in prison and moved to a reentry facility. She has gone missing. Yeah, she just walked off. Now, they decided, hey, we're getting noticed that she's not in the facility. Wait, what? Yeah, why don't you guys go see if you can find her? Yeah, we don't know where she is. She's not in the facility and we don't know where she is. So be on the lookout for Cynthia.

Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, they said that since 1977, 99% of all offenders who have left an adult institution, camp, or community-based program without permission, have been apprehended. So there is 1% who haven't been apprehended. And I would also like to see the stats on the people who have gone missing

and committed other crimes when they've gone missing until they've been apprehended again. But that wasn't in the story. So if you know Cynthia Baker or her whereabouts, just know that she's on the run. And the custody to community

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And that's up from 51% in 2019. So according to this, COVID isolation and women's high expectations for something serious are the main reasons they're avoiding going out and coupling up. Dates feel more like job interviews now. What can you do for me? And where is this going? That's the way Ian Breslow,

a 28-year-old high school teacher who lives in Astoria, sees it. The getting to know you period is gone. And that doesn't feel so great after coming out of isolation. I mean, I live in a different world. I know. I absolutely live in a different world.

But, man, with this talk about coming out of isolation, They live in a different world Because I certainly didn't feel like we were in isolation But okay He talked about walking home from a first date with a woman And it felt like an interrogation And she literally asked me Would you rather our kids go to public or private school

Followed by several more extreme questions about getting married I started responding with what I knew she would hate Just to get her to leave that is awesome okay so this according to Ronald Levant Professor emeritus of psychology at the University of Akron

and who doesn't love the University of Akron he said that the overall picture is that women are going to go on a date with a man chances are it's not a casual fling uh-huh especially if the woman is kind of getting close to 30 she's thinking

about the biological clock and wants to have a family. Now, this is all basic dating stuff, right? And it's been a long time since I've, you know, done through the whole basic dating stuff. But I will say I saw a video on Twitter from an account called at wocal distance or at local underscore distance.

Now, on that account posts a video from TikTok with the account of at more truth please. and I don't know what show it was. I don't know who's doing the interviewing, but I do know that this girl, in this interview, shows to me why dating is so difficult for these people. And by these people, I'm saying, you know, under 30. I don't know how old this young lady is.

She's, you know, got to be anywhere from 18 to 28, somewhere, somewhere in that neck of the woods. I'm 180, so I have no judgment on age. Well, I know what I think people look like age-wise, but I'm just guessing. So according to the at more truth please on TikTok, it says an insane amount of Americans of all races, under the age of 50, can barely speak English

as a first and only language. Forget about a level comparable to a person who completed a secondary level education 60 plus years ago. And this is the video that everyone, that they're referring to. I think, like, the biggest thing that, like, annoys me in, like, the whole dating world is, like, fucking talking stages.

Like, that's so annoying, like, the whole, like... And just, like, the inconsistency in them. Like, I literally, like, hate that, like, so much. But I think that's, like, my biggest thing. It's just, like... What specifically? Just, like, the fact of just, like, you, like... I don't know how to word this.

Like in like talking stages and it's just like you're like labeled that and it's like people like are considered like you can't like you're just like confused and like most of the time like the girl gets like attached or something and they like see it like it's going to lead to a relationship and it's always not and it's just like that's like my biggest thing is like I just hate the whole like how like talking stages are so like normalized like traditional dating does not exist in this generation. Hate it. Traditional talking stages just do not exist. Did I mention that new research has shown that 63% of men under 30 are single? Just swipe right and come on over. But the original, the talking part of dating is gone. And like, I just like, you know, like, I hate it. Like, All right. Let's move on to animals in the news, shall we? Animals in the News. So we had the National Parks Service issue a warning that give people update on bears

and what should happen if you see a bear in the wild. And they have said on their Twitter account, if you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down, even if you feel the friendship has run its course. Pretty funny. pretty funny because that's the joke right I mean if all I got to do is be

faster than you and that's kind of funny so just be careful out there when you're out there bears of different species make their homes in various habitats across the U.S. Brown or Rizley Bears are found across Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Washington, black bears can be found throughout

most of the Northeast, the Appalachian Mountains and the West Coast in addition to portions of the South and the Midwest. So be on the lookout. Okay. They're coming out of hibernation. They're hungry and they're a little cranky and they're looking for a little bare business.

So just... Don't worry about it. Okay? And when you see it, go. That sounds good. Not pushing your friend down to get away. But in the heat of the battle, what are you going to do? Now, we've talked about the cocaine

hippos in the past the hippos down in Columbia that Pablo Escobar had and they don't know what to do with them they screwed up when they went in and took away all those animals and they didn't take the hippos and now there's hippos taking care of hippo

business and they're breeding like wildfire and they've got to get rid of them. Okay. So they're going to fly some of those hippos. Now they've only got about 160 now and they've tried to sterilize some and I guess that plan is not going like they had anticipated for the population control,

and they're concerned that they're going to grow even more and faster, right, the population. So now they're going to send some 70 of them to India and Mexico. Oh, okay, great. And those places are having a tough time taking them. Why don't we just send them to different zoos around America and the world? Zos need hippos. Send them there. I mean, no one supports zoos more than this program.

And that's a good advertising point for zoos across America. Yes, we have the cocaine hippos from Colombia, Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos. And you could tell the story, and it'd be a great story. So there you go. I've solved your problem for you. And worst case scenario, you kill them and you eat them. All right, we had the, I've told the story before.

You can go back and listen to one of my previous show. here on chewing the fat. I talked about the guy that wanted to bring hippos to America. That was prior to our love of cattle. And he wanted to make

the hippos our cattle of the day. And it failed, obviously. But you can eat them. They're good eating. So, Colombia. Either way. Zos, food.

Zos are food. Either way. You don't have to worry about trying to make up a difference. We'll send some to India in a special package at a sanctuaries. And we'll send some to sanctuaries.

Mexico. Just send them to zoos. Okay, give them to zoos. We're going to give them to you. Here you go. They're all yours. And if you don't want them, then we're going to eat them. Up to you, you decide. There, I solved your problem, Columbia. You're welcome. And speaking of cocaine hippos, I see where Netflix made a deal with, what's his face? Germain Fowler, a comedian, he's going to put a comedy package together, cocaine hippos. I mean, I guess now with the success of cocaine bear, we've got Meth Gator coming and now we're going to have cocaine hippos.

Could be fun. It might be a fun ride. I mean, cocaine bear added another $11 million this weekend, which is a 53% drop from his debut. But it's grossed $52 million globally now. So, you know, for that type of movie, it's a hit. All right. to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately.

All right. So I mentioned that cocaine bear was number three this past weekend. Creed 3 was number one at the box office, $58.7 million debut, setting a franchise record and dethroned, of course, Ant Man and the Wasp, Quantumania, which was number two this weekend. So congratulations to Creed 3. Set all. kinds of records for a boxing movie, which is huge. And not just a boxing movie, but a rocky movie. The biggest

opening for all the Creed and Rocky movies, the biggest opening ever for a sports movie, the biggest opening ever for a black director in their directorial debut, the biggest opening ever for Amazon. So it's an Amazon movie, good for them. I mean, that's awesome, right? Plus,

the one guy, Jonathan Majors, is in Ant Man, and Creed. So he's in both of the top movies right now in the theaters. That's pretty huge. Your career's on and up. Your career's on an up swing.

If you're in both of those movies, if you're in the number one and number two, which was the number one movie, and that was number two, and you're also in the movie that knocked number one out of number one to be number one. Yeah, you can quote me on that. Anyway, congratulations to Creed III.

Oh, and speaking to boxing, I didn't watch it. But DeZone had another Misfits series of boxing with the YouTubers and the creators and the content providers. And it went pretty well. But one of the things that I liked that they did, I thought was pretty cool, and I wish I would have seen it, was tag team boxing. I thought that was an awesome idea. Tag team boxing looked like it was fun. And of course, you know, Los Pinnada Caladas. You know, that was the great team.

And he's an agonizing, really skinny boxer from Mexico. The first time I watched him fight, he was, I don't know, he kept complaining about getting hit in the back of the head. He was just a cry baby. Anyway, it was a great idea that I hope they continue with tag team boxing. That's all I'm going to say. Did you see the Chris Rock special too? Chris Rock did a live special on Netflix.

I'll be interested to see. what the numbers were if Netflix actually ever releases them. Because it was a live Saturday night comedy special with Chris Rock. He did it from Baltimore. And I forgot about it being live. So I went and watched it yesterday. Sorry about it, Chris. Sorry.

Sorry, Netflix. But I know you want to get back into that. You want people that get used to watching live stuff on your platform. But it's going to take some doing. So I went back and watched it yesterday. It's pretty good. Chris is pretty funny. I've always liked Chris.

and he ripped into some people and had a lot of fun. He ripped into everybody, actually. It was really fun. And, you know, of course, the big line is the beginning of anybody who says words hurt. Has never been punched in the face. And, I mean, he went after him all. And it was fun to watch. And, of course, he did absolutely address Will Smith and the wife.

And really fun. So if you get a chance to see Chris, you know, just know. it's Chris Rock. And I'll just leave it at that. It's Chris Rock and it's a big guy talk and big guy comedy. Okay? All right. We good?

Yeah. All right. Last of us, HBO, we had the, right, next week is the season finale of season one. Really good. The last couple episodes have been pretty good. We have Perry Mason on HBO starting up, I think, tonight. And then Succession starts sometime this month, their final season. We talked about that last week.

Mayor of Kingston on Paramount Plus. Next week is the season finale, season two finale. And who knows when that show ever will return because Jeremy Renner is busy with rehab. So we've got to wait for him to get through rehab to even start doing anything again. So it may be the end of Mayor of Kingston. But it's been really good.

That show is so dark. I read some reviews about where does it go? What does it do? It's so dark. Yeah, that's the point of the show. Okay? The show is dark and dingy, and life is just, ugh. And it's just in this town, Kingston, has a prison,

and these people's lives all revolve around the prison in one way or another. And it's, I mean, it absolutely could be true. I know it's not. It's just a made-up show by Taylor Sheridan. That's not really a town or a prison. it's just a show but it could be real I see also another Netflix show

that they just announced called Florida Man Oh really? Yeah Apparently Jason Bateman's company His production company Aggregate Films Is going to put this production together

for Netflix Florida man Apparently they follow a particular man from Florida Who's recovering gambling addict retookingly returns to his home state from, you know, because then meets his mob boss and then

hilarity ensues. So we'll see if that actually is worth anything. Netflix, Florida man, to be up and running. Oh, and I see where my main man, Al Pacino, 82 years old. Now, don't forget he's been dating his 29-year-old American Kuwaiti film producer

for the last couple of years. Now, I saw the headline that talked about she was fed up with Pacino's stink. And I thought, oh, man, Al, no, you got to be taking showers, right? You're 82, but you're still got to be clean. Well, they didn't mean it that way. That's where they got me. They hooked me in with the headline of stink.

But they really did mean stink. Apparently, she's just, she's had it with the 82-year-old's quirks, and it's been causing problems in their relationship. Wait, what? an 82-year-old man has a difference with a 28 or 29-year-old female? Get out of here. I won't hear of it. Bless his heart, though.

Al, I love you for that. Bless your heart. Now, the last time I saw Al, right, we watched him on that one award show where he came out. Yeah, the video awards. He came out. It was like, dude, easy, bro. But the girlfriend, I mean, she's

She's been out with Jagger, Eastwood. I mean, she likes the old guys. So good for her. Good for her. But apparently, he, you know, he doesn't like to leave the lights on around the house because he doesn't want to see an old man

looking back at him in a mirror. He's cheap. He doesn't like to spend money. Apparently, you know, he's got a reputation of a dottering old sheep skate. And he also insists that she wears black to match his fashion motto. And let's get this,

to be at his beck and call anytime. Now, whenever Al says, let's go, you better be ready to go. So she's had just about enough of Al's stink. I know. I know. It's pretty hard to understand. how 53 years age difference could be a problem in a relationship.

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His sons, his 17-year-old sons, Jaden and Jagger, the twin boys, were at his side. Of course, I mean, they lost their dad. The family is just devastated. He's the guy, right? And it was said last week, we figured it was coming that because they were deciding on end-of-life matters. I don't wish that on anyone. They have to go through that and decide whether you're going to pull the plug or not. man I

the guy was a working fool though I mean he was in a lot of stuff according to this he was in 230 roles during his 30 plus career 30 projects and development already again I mean he was still working on stuff every day you know he had a lot of struggles a lot of problems

I'd forgotten about his deal with Heidi Fleiss abusing his then girlfriend Heidi Fleiss and then he violated probation by contacting her you remember Heidi Fleiss remember Heidi, the, you know, Pib to the Stars. And she's running a joint, I think, out in Nevada still. Anyway, remember, we did an interview.

Yes, she was looking to run a trans place out there, which would have been a great idea. Then he got in trouble on the set of natural-born killers back in 03, where an 11-year-old actress claimed that he had inappropriately touched her. She ended up suing him in 2018, and that got thrown out because the judge was like, yeah, no, the statute of limitations on sex crimes is over. We're not letting you sue him for that.

So I got away with that. He had a lot of drug and alcohol issues over the years, but very sad that Thomas Seymour dead at the age of 61. Then we got news of Dave Wills, a long-time Ray's baseball team radio voice passed away at the age of 58 years of age. He was one of the radio voices for the race for 18 years. He died Sunday.

I mean, amazing. He had some sort of heart issue that he was dealing with. Huh. Some sort of heart issue that he was dealing with. And then now he has, they said that he was diagnosed with superventricle teccardia, which is a type of arrhythmia. He was in the hospital of Toronto last year for a couple of weeks. weeks and then

we're all fine, no problem, don't worry about it. Oh, no, no, we're not. So Dave Will's debt at the age of 58. Then we have Gary Rossington. And you know, of course, you know Gary Rossington. When you think of a guitarist for Leonard Skinnerd,

who do you think of? Gary Rossington. He was the last surviving original member of the Sweet Home Alabama band. He passed away at the age of 71, rest and peace. Gary. Then you think of another guitarist when you think, wow, Gary Washington died.

What about David Linley? You know, the instrumental virtuoso, known for his guitar work with Jackson Brown. Yeah, he died too. At the age of 78 years of age. So rest in peace, David Lindley. I know. I know. He was great. No, look at me like that. I remember. And now we have a phrase that passed away.

That is one of the strangest things I honestly, I don't understand. I could not. imagine thinking like this. So Disneyland has removed the phrase Zippity-Duda from the music of its in-park parades due to racial sensitivity concerns.

Now, I don't understand this. Now, they got rid of a song of the South, right? They closed that attraction because they wanted to distance itself from the film. right they wanted to get rid of song of the south and they wanted to get rid of all those stereotypes so are they shut down well they didn't shut down song of the south they shut down splash mountain is the ride but song of the south was you know the the impetus for the ride and so they wanted anything to do with song of the south they don't want anything to do with splash mountain they shut it down the final operation had a record of people riding and all that kind of stuff but they have now removed the phrase zip butie do do down Zippitye Yay!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I can honestly say not once in my life have I heard Zippity do da Zippityee and thought to myself Wow is that racist I know I know I guess it's just me

but you have got to be stretching life and only thinking about racism to think that someone saying zippity do da zippity a is

racist wow we are in strange times and get ready for more racism calls as Walmart said they're announcing to plan announcing a plan to close the last

two locations in Portland They're closing it at the end of this month. They have nearly 5,000 stores across the U.S., and some do not meet our financial expectations. Yeah, this doesn't meet financial expectations because of a theft. So 600 employees being laid off come after a statement from the CEO back in December, noting that record-breaking retail theft had undercut the company's economic performance as of late. I feel like he's walked that back a little bit,

because he took a beating for that. I don't know why. He was just stating, you know, the truth. But you can't talk about the truth anymore. Because he talked about theft is an issue. It's higher than what it has been historically. So they're closing down the stores. Now, they're closing down other stores as well.

But Portland is, I mean, they might as well shut that city down. There's other stores that have closed the RANDPX, Nike is asking for protection from the city to reopen their stores. Cracker Barrel has closed their stores in the area because of theft. They can't make any money. The police won't do anything to arrest people. Now, Walmart is also saying that they're going to close stores, some stores in Florida,

Illinois, Arkansas, and Wisconsin. And they do that. We had a neighborhood store we used to go to in our area that closed. And I couldn't believe they closed it. And then they open this one closer to us over here, which is actually booming. And so, I mean, that's what they do. They're in business to make money. And if the stores aren't making the money they had anticipated, well, then they're going to close.

So it isn't all about crime and racism. But you can bet that's what they're going to hear when people start getting all wound up in Portland because they don't have any jobs at Walmart and they aren't able to purchase goods at Walmart. You know, you're going to have to go steal someplace else. I'm pretty sure they will, too. How would you like to be left at sea and just forgotten about? That doesn't sound fun. So a California couple has filed a lawsuit against a Hawaii-based tour company,

and it's easy for you to say, after they said they were abandoned in the ocean while snorkeling, and they were forced to swim back to shore. So they survived. Obviously, they filed a lawsuit. No one is filing it on their behalf. Elizabeth Webster and her husband, Alexander Berkel, filed a lawsuit against Sail Maui, claiming they were left abandoned in the open ocean on an excursion during their honeymoon in 2021.

The couple left Lahaina Harbor, is it Lahina, Lahina-La Hanna-na, Lahana-Hara, whatever they call it in Hawaii, in Maui, with 42 other passengers at around 10 a.m. For a snorkeling tour, passengers were told that the boat would remain anchor, in the first location for an hour before sailing on to the next location. After doing some snorkeling, the couple made their way back to the boat, but they weren't making any progress because the water was getting choppy, and they could feel, you know, the snorkeling was a little deteriorating, so they went back to try to get to the boat, but the boat was gone.

Oh, okay. So what, the boat doesn't keep track of how many people would in the ocean? not. So according to the suit, one of the passengers had reported the couple missing when they returned to the ship, but the crew was like, nah, I already counted them. Because when they're out snorkeling, the crew is just getting high. Yeah, they're all here. Don't worry about it. I counted them. So I guess the first mate had conducted three head counts and the first two resulting in only 42 passengers. And the third, erroneously, counting all 44 present.

In that time, the passengers were wandering below deck because they didn't make the passengers stay still. So sail Maui, of course, didn't respond to any request for comment. So the couple said, okay, well, so we're going to try to get to the boat as it's leaving.

Now it left. Take care. We're out of here. That sucks. That sucks. So now they realized, hey, we're out here and what are we doing? The only thing we can do is try to return to shore, swim towards shore. Now, the nearest land was this island of Lanai, I think it's Lanai, L-A-N-I-A, however they pronounce it,

which according to the lawsuit, tour employees told snorkelers, hey, don't go toward that island if there's dangerous, shallow reefs in that area. So that's the only thing you could do, right? So they find what they reached it. They reached shore, good for them. They had enough energy and power to reach to the shore. of course they were fatigued and dehydrated but you know they made it so soon as you know local residents saw them and got them some water got the they made them use their phones they called the tour

company no one was even aware they were missing the company said wait what you're not on the boat so they arranged for a parry okay we'll send somebody out to pick you up quit your wine and so uh the attorney said the couple are still traumatized by the experience yeah i mean they're not giving any statements because they don't want to have to relive the incident over and over again. But they're both getting psychological treatment. They have anxiety and stress from the incident, and they're coping the best they can. So, I mean, I'm kind of with them. I mean, I don't know that I'm with them that it's such a, you know, they, they're struggling with this as much as they claim they're struggling with it. But they, you know what? You know what? Who am I? Nobody. That's who I am.

and I wasn't the one stuck out there in the ocean and if I had been I'd probably be dead because I'm like, no, I'm not swimming up there. Somebody I hope finds me but you know, whatever. I love the whole idea of, now they're all here. No, we didn't see them get back on the boat.

Nah, you're fine. They're all here. Shut up. We're moving on. Perhaps we need to find some new employees at the old sail Maui. Maybe we find some employees. That's always that can count.

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You know, the kind you pull up to, you know what I'm referring to. Rhymes with hedgehog. Anyway, if you give a sign, your order with a menu on it, and that's who you give your order to, and then it tells you along the bottom where your order is. You know, we're killing your animal now, we're making it, a human bringing it to your car. Well, we assume that it's a human.

It says car hop. Could be a robot soon. I hope it's a hot-looking robot, but for now it's a human car hop. So I stopped in to one of these places over the weekend, and I ordered three shakes. Don't judge me. You know, I was on my way home, and I went to one that, you know, I go by all the time, and I decided, well, you know, I'm just going to pull in there, and I'll get three shakes. All right, I'll get it.

I even called my wife to see if she wanted one, and she said no. So I knew that, you know, there were the three other people in the house, including me, that, you know, wanted shakes. So I thought I would stop. and I ordered a large chocolate, a medium vanilla, and a small strawberry with a carrier case. Again, don't judge. All right. Not that I've ordered shakes at this establishment before, but it usually takes about seven to nine and a half minutes to order.

From order to delivery. Somewhere in that neck of the woods, okay? So, this time, I didn't even get to the we're making it on the bottom of the sign until about 15 minutes in. Now, I'm waiting. I've got my windows down, and I've got my windows down at this place because I want to ease drop on other people ordering. I'm nosy.

I want to hear what's going on, and I hear a lot of the car hops apologizing for the wait. I know it's going to be a while, because we are stuck on, we're making it. So finally, we get to car hop bringing your order. Finally, the order arrives without the carrying case. And I say, ooh, I ordered those

to be in a carrier. She says, oh, okay, and begins to hand me one of the shakes. And I'm like, no, I'm not taking the shakes without the carrier. I don't want to put them in my car. I don't want to set them in my lap. I don't want to hold two and set one over here.

I want them in a carrying case. So they don't spill all over. So she says, okay, and she puts it back in her tray, and she says she'll be right back. Ooh, pretty sure. right back and her right back is different. I'm positive about that.

So five minutes later, she returns with two shakes in a carrier. And she says, they're making you a new strawberry shake. Okay, so that's, and here's a card for a free drink next time you come. I don't want the free card, but I take it. And I apparently, I mean, that means that she must have dropped the strawberry shake in the kitchen, putting them into the holder, right? Okay, so another 10 minutes. And here is the car hop coming up,

handing me the strawberry shake to put it in the carrier that's in my seat. Of course, then the top pops off and it oozes down the sides, which is why I didn't want to take it and hold them and put it in it. I want them delivered to me in the carrying case. I don't care now, though,

so I just want to go. I know it's oozing out in the box and it's on the seat. I'll clean it up. I just want to get out of here. So I get home, I pick it up, and I bring it,

I bring it in the house, and I go get a towel, I wiped out my seats, and I take care of that, and I come back in the house, and I get it on the counter, and I look, and I had ordered three shakes.

One was a large, one was a medium, and one was a small, okay? And I get there, and they all look the same size to me on the counter. I really wouldn't pay attention

at the drive-in place. At the point that I finally got them, I didn't care. I just wanted to get them home. So I see that they're all the same size. You know, they're all largest, which is okay. You know, whatever. I believe that I paid for a large, a medium, and a small. You wanted to give me three larges.

Fine. You know, whatever. So the oozing one I know is the strawberry one, because that's the one she brought last. And I know that that's the strawberry one. So I take that out and we wipe it down. And the oozing one is the strawberry one. Now, I'm not sure which one is the vanilla.

on which one is the chocolate as the other two are in the carrying case. So we take a look, they're both chocolate. What are you going to do? I mean, I'm already home. I'm not going to go back. I'm not going to. I just do the person that wanted the vanilla, guess what? You get chocolate.

That's what happens in your life. Okay. So now, you know at this particular place, you pay at this place, you know, after you place your order, but before your food is delivered, okay? And it asks you if you want to leave a tip. So this is my helpful hint to you today. When you go to these places, leave a tip. I don't want to leave a tip.

I'm just ordering three shakes at a quick take-up place. I want to have you bring it out to me and I want to be gone. But what that does, though, it shows on the board somewhere, somewhere. There's a guy inside that says, oh, car number, whatever number you are, didn't leave a tip. tip we don't care about that order now that's what that says so all right you got me you won from now on i leave a tip it better work stream and subscribe to more blaze media content at the blaze dot com slash podcasts