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and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to Earth with only Adam and Eve in it and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Okay, so I didn't think of that, but I love the what if, because really, underneath that, it just should have been, think about it. What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and then we messed up to climb it so badly, or something else happened.

And we had to escape from the planet and we put two people in a pod. we'll call him Adam and Eve and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. I mean, seriously, think about it. So if you're listening live,

today is Friday the 13th. That means I have to talk about the Kinderhook creature. Come on now. From the high desert, According to the author of the Kinderhook Creature and Beyond, Kinderhook Residence, Kinderhook is in New York, upstate New York.

According to the author, residents should be familiar with spooky tales of headless horsemen, ghosts and fairies. But in the 80s, the town became the home of a new type of fright. the Kinderhook creature Welcome to coast to coast You know chewing the fat Coast to Coast Cidings

and by locals in Kinderhook Claim that this creature tormented the residents with screeching that even sounded like a teradactyl

Okay well I wanted to stop right there in the story because do we honestly know what a taradactyl sounded like? I think not. And they get this because they interviewed this lady from Kinderhook. And she and her mother has a tape deck recording of the Kinderhook creature.

And it is awesome. But while she's talking in the trailer about what happened 40 years ago, she mentions, oh, it even sounded like a Teradactyl. And I was home and I stopped the video. I was like, wait a minute. How do we know? I mean, we kind of guess that we know what a mummy sounds like because they found the vocal bone.

But the only thing, I mean, we have Jurassic Park that lets us think about what a teradactyl would sound like. Right? I mean, that's the only thing that we have. And I was looking online to see if we actually have teradactal sound. Now this guy, Mark Nias, has his version of what a teradactyl sounds like. I mean, that's his version.

So if that's what a taradactyl sounds like, then hopefully when listening to this recording on a cassette deck and a handheld cassette player in Kinderhook, New York from 40 years ago, that's the sound we're going to hear. So let's go to the living room. I'm Susan Hallenbeck and I live here. My mother and I taped the noises and heard noises for quite a while over that one summer. I think it was about 82 and again in 88.

82 was a variety of strange noises. Like sometimes it would sound like a pig squealing and other times it would sound like a giant bird, like a teradactyl or something. Yeah, like a teradactyl or something. Sometimes it would sound almost like a... Every time you hear a bird. There was also, I think it was when we made the tape, if I'm not mistaken, that my father went over across the road with a shotgun trying to see if he could see anything.

And he said he saw something with red eyes. Something that he saw with red eyes. And he said there aren't really any animals native to this area that have red eyes. So. What? It's part of it. It's still play. Oh, you have the original one?

Is that in there? Oh, okay. Even better than. Excellent. Mom's got the tape player out. New batteries. Oh, here we go. Oh, wait.

The Kemper helped creature. I did it. I'm trying to turn it up. The Kinderhook creature. Okay. So while I will say that that's scary and I got ghostbubbs, I didn't hear anything resembling a pterodactyl on that tape. But, you know, they didn't catch it.

That was a different time when the Kinderhook creature sounded like a teradactyl. Now, according to the cousin of this family, who's been trapping in the swamp lands behind Hallenbeck's home there in Kinderhook for years, wherever. He was fishing once and saw creatures across the creek while he was out there. So if you are anywhere near Kinderhook, and I guess there's actually a book, and I should try to reach out and talk to Bruce Hellenbeck to find out more on the Kinderhook creature

This is coast to coast A. All right, all right. I mean, we do know that according to national security agencies and we trust every national security agency out there that hundreds of new reports of UFOs including many that appear to perform maneuvers that are highly advanced. The nation's top intelligence officer reported that in total 510 unidentified aerial phenomenon

observed in protected airspace or near sensitive facilities have been compiled as of August of last year. So, but I also want to play the Coast to Coast music again. 510 unidentified aerial phenomena Since August of last year They're everywhere Even here in the high desert From Perot, Nevada This was coast to coast day in

All right This time I mean it It'll stop Oh seriously So we do have some breaking news today on chewing the fat. While we're recording this show, those of you listening live, it is the 13th, Friday the 13th, 2023. Now, I've had one story that ties into the breaking news for quite a while, and I just have let it go. It was Kim Kardashian breaking down in tears.

Oh, for how hard it's been co-parenting with Ye. It's been so difficult. I have to schedule the nannies and the maids, and I have to find out when the housekeeper is going to be there to keep the house clean after Ye shows up and plays with the kids, and then I've got to make sure that the nanny gets them to school on time. It's been just so hard. I don't think people realize how hard it's been.

co-parriting with yay. I want to try to make their life as normal as possible but it's so difficult. Well, we have breaking news today that yay just got buried. He tied

the knot. Congratulations. Yay! He's back in love again. He ties the knot with a yeezy designer. So she was working with him. Oh yeah. Hey, doesn't this

look good. Don't you think this would be good to sell as a yeezy brand? And congratulations. So after they're completely divorced, him and Kim, him and Kim. So, and she looks, she looks kind of like Kim, actually. She kind of looks like Kim.

So she's definitely, you know, the feel good bounce back. Yeah, you can be my wife and you know how crazy I am. and you'll be with me. And the kids know you. The kids know you've been around. You've been designing stuff when the kids are there. And now we can try to make things, you know, easier for Kim.

Trying to co-parent with the kids after divorced. So congratulations to Yeh for getting married. We'll see how long this particular marriage lasts. All right. Let's go to the break room. I need something. drink desperately. I mean, we might as well congratulate Harry on his book sales.

Incredible. His book, Spare, 410 page memoir, sold 1.4 million copies in its first day on shelves, setting a first day nonfiction sales record for Penguin. Random House. They claim that the other Harry, we talked about this the other day, Harry Potter books have logged larger first day sales. So he's got a huge media blitz around the book.

And we also know that he's been doing all the interviews. We talked about all the different interviews that he's done. It's kind of agonizing. But we also talked about the audio version of the book. book and how good we thought it would be. Well, it's even better than we had anticipated. Now, we know now that he talked about being frostbitten on his face and his ears and his, well, he calls it Todger.

And he talked, obviously he wrote about it in the book. He can't do a book without talking about, you know, having your Todger frostbitt. and so someone purchased the audio copy, I did not. Yet. And this is Harry in his own voice, his own words, telling you exactly what happened after he had frostbite on his man part. My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized. Right.

The last place I wanted to be was Frost Nipistan. I've been trying some home remedies, including one recommended by a friend. She'd urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden Cream. I love Elizabeth. My mom used that on her lips. Right. You want me to put that on my todger? It works, Harry.

Trust me. I found a tube, and the minute I opened it, the smell transported me through time. I felt as if my mother was right there in the room. And I took a switch and applied it down there. My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized. The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipus down. Okay, that's, I mean, there's no doubt about that. That's the last place we wanted you to be too, Harry.

But I'm glad you're okay. Now, I will say this, and this is, you know, this is just me being serious, and I know I try not to be serious about all things, but sometimes you have to be serious about things. And so I just want you to know, personally, that I have never opened a tube of lube, I mean cream

and smelled it and thought of my mother and then rubbed it out my tajer I know I know I know I maybe I guess it's just me but I have never done that so I'm glad he's okay I guess he's okay

I mean he's fathered a few kids now Megan's fond of saying I was watching that stupid Netflix show of them and I told you I told you before on some earlier show that I was watching it. But oh my gosh. It's just, you know, Megan is just, you know what?

That's my review of the Harry and Megan Netflix show. Megan is just, no, that's it. Megan is just, hey, I see where Ben Affleck, you know him, you love him, was working at some Dunkin' Donuts for the day in Massachusetts. He's a big Dunkin' Donuts fan. That's where he rammed his car, smoked, you know, we caught him, smoke a butts and hitting the drive-through sign. And he goes to Duncan all the time because they have one in L.A.

And he loves it. And apparently he was working the drive-thru. He was grabbing people's orders. And when I first saw the headthal, I'm like, well, he better been paying for everybody's orders. He's Ben Affleck. I mean, it's cute that he's working the drive-through. But how about you get a little love and pay for what everybody's ordering?

And that's what he was doing. People were coming through the drive-thru. They'd pitch their order. and then he would give them their money back and give them their order. I love that. Love that. Now it talks about how he was having fun with people and he was often seen drinking Duncan.

He loves it. And he just feels like he's spreading the word because he loves Duncan so much. I don't know if he is an actual corporate investor or not. I wouldn't be surprised that he is, you know, for sure, a Duncan corporate investor. But I was, it doesn't say in this story, what the number one question to Ben was while he because there's photos of him you know enjoying Duncan coffee there's photos of him working the drive through in Massachusetts but it doesn't say

he was quick-witted and funny and he was just serving as an employee for the day that must be nice that must be nice when you know what i'm going to go pretend i'm a low-life drive-thru work not that all drive-thru workers are low-life especially you people working for Duncan now it was just a joke okay working the drive-through i'm going to bring myself down to that level thanks ben but i'm sure the number one question is where be jalo at hello oh my gosh thank you you're giving my money back and my coffee who are you i'm ben affleck where be jalo i won two academy awards where be jalo yeah no i was i was batman and i'm looking to be batman again oh that's great Thank you for buying my coffee today.

Where be J-Lo? That's what everybody wanted to know. He's probably so mad at the end of the day. All he wanted to do is go out back and smoke a butt with the dishwasher at Duncan. And I'm sure when he was out back smoking a butt, he was thinking about going to Disney. And then he thought, well, I go to Disney.

Well, hello, Disney park lovers. Apparently your complaints on high prices have reached Mickey's ears. And Disney wants you to know that they, still care about you, you, the fan of the Disney parks. So people were really, you know, upset over the last time that Disney was raising prices to the parks. And so Disney, this is their press release, has worked some magic to help guests pay less. Oh, really?

I mean, are they lowering the ticket prices to get in the park? Well, no. We're not doing that. What are you out of your mind? we're going to stop charging for overnight parking now I like I'm a fan of Disney and I've been there a bunch I've studied at Universal Studios we used to

broadcast from Universal Studios and we would stay at the park they've been wonderful to me personally and my family and I love staying at the park and I love the idea of staying at the park and then you don't have to leave you just there you know and I realize it's a expensive and at the time you feel like why am I spending this money but in the end it's worth it

because you don't have to leave the park and you're just there forever but I find this really really funny that this huge corporation feels that people are pissed people are pissed are paying too much money what can we do to make them feel better you know we could stop charging for parking overnight they can park okay boy thanks that That says a lot. So Disney World annual passholders come to parks on weekday afternoons without a reservation and expand the number of days lower cost tickets are available to Disneyland. So they did a little bit more than to stop charging for overnight parking.

If you're an annual passholder, you can come to the park weekday afternoons without a reservation. You don't have to call. You just show up. And you know what? We're going to expand the days of lower cost tickets for Disneyland. We'll give you a few more days during the year when the tickets will be a little bit lower. Oh, that is so dumb. Disney is coming right back.

Oh, man, we live in very strange times. Like, for instance, you watch the show Succession on HBO. I love it. Is there a show you don't love? Well, yeah, there is. But I like Succession. And by the way, when is the new season of Succession? Do we know that?

They claim that we're going to get in the spring of this year. So two or three months. That probably get pushed back, though. So at least sometime this year, we're going to get the new season of Succession. Love that. Okay. That makes me feel a little bit better. They're actually out filming, doing some work.

Because Bernard, or no, the richest guy in the world. Well, the richest person. I'm sorry. Whoa. I apologize. He's the richest person in the world. CEO of LVMH. Named his daughter, because he's the richest.

Remember, Elon was number one for a while. He got knocked down. and Bezos was number one now. They're all knocked down. Bernard Arna is number one now. And he just named his daughter, CEO of the fashion house, Dior, setting up a sibling battle for a succession of his company.

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and Cherts Hill. And you see the title and I thought, oh, another Nazi book, but it's not another Nazi book at all. It's actually a fun read. I enjoyed the heck out of it. And you lay the groundwork. It's a history lesson. Brad Meltzer joins me here on Chewing the Fat Today. Brad, welcome to the show. How are you? I'm good. I miss you. I'm happy to be back. I was so good to talk to you again. I have a couple of things to talk to you outside of the novel as well. But first we'll get to the Nazi conspiracy. I really did enjoy it. The history lesson is amazing.

And the conspiracy to kill Stalin and Churchill and Roosevelt, you know, you're going to tell me whether it's, you know, actually true or not, right? The whole book is true. That's the thing. Everyone thinks because it's all right. Thrillers, it's fiction. This is a true story. It's nonfiction. There's 30 pages of, you know, details and notes and sources in the back of this.

And either, you know, they almost murdered Churchill and Stalin and Roosevelt at the height of World War II, or Joseph Stalin pulled off one of the greatest scams in American history and world history and tricked FDR and Churchill in ways that arguably changed all of the world war. So either way, that is a story worth telling and it is a true story, which I just, I love that fact. Absolutely. The groundwork you lay and the history lesson was just an amazing. read. It made you realize, and I don't know if you actually realized it yourself while you're writing it, while so much has changed in our lives, the gathering information, how we know things, what happens around the world, and yet it's still kind of the same. I mean, it's kind of, you know, the same kind of secret bad guys are still out there. Listen, it's 2023. And all you got to do is look at Charlesville was still fighting Nazis.

And to me, that's where we're having a problem. You know, when Josh mentioned I as my co-writer on the book, we're researching the book, one of the things we said is, okay, we know the plot of the book is a secret plot for the Nazis to kill FDR and Churchill and Stalin. That's obviously the titillating thing to say, but the reality is what we always say is, what's the book really about? And the book really is about how history repeats. And we see those same lessons.

If you don't use your voice, you see someone, you know, getting picked on. If you don't use your voice, you're going to live and repeat it. Yeah, no question about that. So I will say that it made me realize and I probably shouldn't. I don't want to feel this way. But it made me dislike the Japanese and the Nazis all over again. I mean, listen, when you have a book, where they're attacking us in Pearl Harbor and trying to murder us in every country that we fight in,

it's hard not to hate Nazis here. And I think, you know, one of the things you're seeing, Jeffrey, is the sheer number we tried to put into the book just that sheer loss and what those Nazis were up to. I think my favorite story in the whole book, one of them, is this guy, Otto Scorzni, who's a Nazi. I'd never heard of this guy's name. That's a fantastic story. Right. So let's tie. I won't ruin the ending of it, but Otto Scores and he gets summoned by Hitler to his Wolfslayer, which is what they literally call Hitler's private headquarters. And Hitler brings in his top military special operations guys, and he lines him up in the Wolf Slayer, shoulder to shoulder. And he gives him a quiz with this question. He says, what do you think of Italy? And all the Nazi special ops guys are like, oh, we'll fight with them. They're on our side. We know. Yeah. And one of them, auto scores, and he shouts over everybody and says, I am from Austria, my fewer. And it's a gamble by him because he knows Adolf Hitler is from Austria.

And true Austrians have great resentment to Italy because in World War I, Italy took a key piece of Austria and never gave it back. And Adolf Hitler in that moment turns to Otto Scores. That's my guy. And he's like, you're my guy. And he puts him on a secret mission. And I know you know this, but I won't ruin it what it is because it's too fun. the sea. But he puts him on a secret mission that is so crazy. And you'll see Nazis falling from the sky with like they anticipate an 80% casualty rate and they're still going like a mission impossible

movie. Josh and I, when we wrote the book, Josh mentioned I, we talked to my editor and I, and we both decided we need to put real photographs in the book of this moment. Because if we don't, no one will believe that this actually took place. And you can see, I know you saw him, you saw the pictures of what he was doing on this secret mission, and it is just the most wild Nazi story you've never heard in your life. I'm so happy you mentioned that because as I'm reading that, I'm thinking, this should just be a movie in and of itself. That whole story is incredible.

And I was sitting with my father-in-law, who's a history buff as well. And I'm talking to him about the book. And he's going, oh, yeah, that's that auto guy. And he knows the whole story. It's amazing. I was like, I never heard before. You got to be, you got to be a, you got to be a, I never heard the story. And I'm a, I think I'm a pretty good, you know, mark for what, you know, what people know and don't know.

And I was like, I don't know this story. And this story is going in the book, man. It is incredible. And that's the thing, the Nazis that we put in the book. You know, there's this, this franz mayor, you know, who's this Nazi who's sleeping with a woman who's the guy on the ground in Tehran. He's sleeping with a woman. The woman's sleeping with the GI. So he's whispering secrets in her ear.

She's telling them right back to us. I'm like, I can't make this up. It's two bananas. And, you know, again, I know we all know FDR and we know Winston Churchill and we know, you know Stalin. But what I love about the Nazi conspiracy is these smaller players that you've never heard of have just as important a role to play. And it's just, you know, to me, the incredible part of the story. It's an amazing, really. It was so much fun.

Do we know for sure, and I'm going to spoil this part of the book for people listening of the Nazi conspiracy, do we know for sure that Winston Churchill was naked in the White House? I mean, where people actually saw. He wasn't by himself in a room. Listen, I reported it the way we saw it. The proof was is they saw him naked. And let's just talk about this. Let's ruin this great scene because it's so good. is Winston Churchill used to take a bath every day.

That was just his ritual, he had bath and he, you know, and he comes to the White House after Pearl Harbor, and he takes a bath and FDR and is his aide walk in on him. He's naked when they opened the door because he's, you know, they gave a room to him in the White House. And Winston Churchill says, looks at FDR and he's like, the prime minister of Great Britain has nothing to hide from the president of the United States. That is a documented fact. And what I love about that is if I ever get caught naked, that is what I'm going to say. That's the best, like, lying if you're ever caught naked that you should say. Absolutely. It was so funny.

Anyway, I know you're up against the world, and I wanted to talk to you here on the first week because the book is out now, right? I can get it anywhere. I don't have to pre-order it from bradmeltzer.com. It's everywhere, right? It is everywhere. You can download it on your Kindle. You can get downloaded on Audible. The audiobook is there and you can get the hardcover in any bookstore, Amazon, or your local bookseller.

And listen, if you know someone who loves history or you love history, this is the gift. Because, you know, and, you know, this is the moment where, you know, I'll say one thing, it opens up with FDR coming to the meeting to meet Stalin and Churchill. His motorcade is coming to town in Tehran, Iran, of all places. Everyone's cheering and they're looking to see the president's motorcade. but as if you really went inside the motorcade FDR is not there. It's actually a Secret Service decoy who's there. And the real FDR is a cross town ducked down in the back of a beat-up sedan. And he's hiding because he's worried that there's a Nazi assassin trying to kill him.

I just ruined chapter one of the Nazi conspiracy. But that's chapter one for you. That's free on me. And then I also notice that as we're going back in history and we're talking about things in history, We're still using today's comments because I see where we're talking about Roosevelt being differently abled instead of just handicapped. So that's all. I don't know. It's funny.

I don't even think I really. I mean, the thing that I love about the Roosevelt, it seemed with him, you know, obviously is right after Pearl Harbor. And it's this moment where he has to give the speech in front of Congress. And usually they wheel him up on a wheelchair. someone carries him maybe and in this moment in this moment one of the things he does is he says i'm doing it myself he has to and he takes he takes his you know his his his hand crutches and he literally wills himself to his feet drags the dead weight of his legs behind them as he makes his way up there and this is the moment where he of course says at december 7th 1941 is a date that will which will

live in infamy if you look up the video on youtube of him given the speech you'll see he He never makes, he doesn't use hand motions to accentuate his points like a normal politician. He's physically willing himself to stand and hold himself up. And the only thing he moves is his head because that's what he uses to, of course, accentuate different points. And I just love the fact that you get to see this man and everything he's doing for the country at this moment where we need him. And listen, great leaders, the best presidents are not the ones who have the best speeches or who make the best promises. They're the ones who on a disaster strikes like World War II,

that they can step up and pivot and adjust. That's why Lincoln is one of the best friends. That's why George Washington is one of the best presidents. They're people who, when the disaster hits, they can absolutely adjust to it. And FDR is the man for this moment in time. The latest book by Brad Meltzer, along with Josh Man, The Nazi Conspiracy of the Secret Plot to Kill Roosevelt, Stalin. and Churchill. I know you're up against the clock. At some point, I'm going to have to talk

to you about letting your daughter go to the Penn State instead of going to your alma mater, at the University of Michigan. But I'll let that slide for now. I love you for it, man. Thank you so much for doing this. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ, built for breakthroughs, with personalized workout plans, real-time insights, and endless ways to move. Lift with confidence, while Peloton IQ counts reps, corrects form, and tracks your progress. Let yourself run, lift, flow, and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross Training Treadplus at OnePeloton.ca.

So who died today? Who died today? Lisa Marie Presley, 54. in peace. She was at home. They found her. Hubby, I guess, was giving her CPR prior to

the paramedics getting there. They determined once the paramedics were there that there were signs of life. They rushed her to the hospital. I saw the report that they had rushed her to the hospital that she had a cardiac event. And then they said that she was alive

and on a pacemaker. And then, nope. Never mind. She's dead. I mean, just incredible. Incredible. And don't forget.

Don't you dare. Look at me. Are you looking at me right now thinking, oh, it's another one of those cardiac arrests caused from, you know, the thing. No, don't do it.

Don't think that. I mean, amazingly, you think about, DeMar Hamlin. Right? With his cardiac event. They said to what saved his life was the reaction they were being so close in top medical care there on the football field.

So Lisa Marie didn't have that, right? She had a cardiac event, the arrest, a cardiac arrest, and her hubby tried to give her CPR once he found her. And then it took, I think, nine minutes, they said or something like that, before the paramedics arrived. So you had that amount of time, that's the amount of time. that's what they couldn't do it after that amazing so sad so sad and you know we talked about this this is this is going down a road I didn't plan on going down but earlier after tomorrow

we talked about if this were to happen again on an NFL field the NFL it might hurt the NFL as far as people wanting to close it down and stuff but that may still be kind of true but I think that if it happens again now on an NFL field, let's say that it does happen on the playoffs. This is an example. Let's just say someone else has a cardiac arrest, a cardiac event on the football field during the playoffs. I think that opens up the door

to actually look at, you know, that might be the thing that's causing this. And instead of not being able to talk about it, we'd be able to talk about it and, you know, would help for people to realize, well, probably because of the thing. You know what I'm saying? Lisa Marie Presley, dead at the age of 54. Rest in peace.

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fat man I mean these emails have to work right they have to because they keep coming somebody's got to be responding to them and I want too bad I want too bad just in case but it's like seeing something on the side of the road. Like, you see a suitcase on the side of the road.

You have to stop. You drive by and you see the suitcase on the side of the road. You can't just let it go. There might be something in there. It might not be the homeless guy's underwear and socks. It might be money. It might be drugs. Or the homeless guy's socks and underwear.

You don't know that. But you can't just pass it by. At least I can't anyway. That's why these emails are so difficult for me. Bye. Wish me luck. Okay. Let's see.

First of all, thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it very much. Thanks for listening to Pat Gray Unleashed, as I'm a part of that program, at least twice a week, Wednesday and Friday. Thanks for listening to Mojo 5-0 on Thursday mornings when I do a segment. The rest of the time, I don't care if you listen to Mojo 5-0 or not. At mojo-5.com.

No, don't. I don't care about that. Just Thursdays, though, Thursday mornings. But did you see where actress Chloe Sherry, she is in the show Euphoria? And she was on a podcast with Emily Radikowsky. Now, immediately you say to yourself, boy, I bet you that podcast was good. Huh? Well, it was even better than that.

I mean, it was fantastic. Now, Sherry claims that she was respected far more and was safer working in pornography than she was when she worked as a waitress, which she said was traumatic. Now, I listened to the audio clips that were made available. I don't know if this is the entire podcast, if this is the way the podcast is done because it's broken up into the clip is like six or seven minutes long,

but each little section, there's like two or three minutes sections in there between Chloe and Emily. And I would just use the word fascinating. I remember being in like third grade and being obsessed with Paris Hillen and wanting to be like her. Like that makes no sense at all. Like how could you even be anything like Paris Hillen when you're in third grade? I was trying to be like her and like we would like watch the show and like watch like the one,

the other one with like Holly Madison and stuff like the girls next tour like all those shows. And like all I wanted to be was like a bimbo from the time of. was like seven or eight like it's crazy like just because of TV and like what they would show on TV and what they would show in magazines as being good and like it just made me just want to be that more than anything in the world like I just wanted to be like hot and just dumb and like just you know like a bimbo. Okay stop. All right. Stop right there. That's what I was a point for me there. All right. I believe in that segment alone we had five times. 10, 14 likes.

Maybe it was 15. They both throw in a like every now and then that they slide in and I mean, I mean, I'm paying it now. I'm going to play this next segment. Pay attention to the likes, okay? Because you're going to be tested at the end. All right, go ahead. All right. There is a point for me where I was like, okay, this isn't just empowered.

this isn't just like amazing, but it feels like that's different for you. Like, how did you, how do you relate to that part of kind of, like, reflecting on how you've built your career and, like, your body as a commodity? I, I guess at this point, I've just, back then, I didn't realize how lucky I actually was. Like, I really feel like I took it for granted and, like, didn't realize how lucky I was to be able to do that at all that like it's crazy like this sounds up but like sometimes i'll see like people from that i like went to high school with on like social media and i'll be like whoa that's what a 25 year old looks like because like i'm so used to seeing like you and like or like that

i'm like i'm not used to like people in their 20s and 30s looking like that i'm used to them being just like so stunning and like looking just so different and um yeah i think i just really had no comprehension of how lucky I actually was and like how fortunate I actually was and how unique my situation actually was like I don't know if I fully really understand that yeah I never fully understand like how lucky I actually was to be able to get out based off of that and not like going to some crazy college or like you know doing something with your mind like most people have to do okay so never mind what they're talking about

Never mind what they're talking about. Okay, that segment alone. How long was that? Two minutes? Maybe. A minute a half? Two minutes? We'll give them two minutes.

We'll give them two and a half minutes. That's the kind of guy I am. You're welcome two and a half minutes. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty three. Twenty-three likes. Holy cow. I mean, like, you know what I'm saying? like it's embarrassing and I'm sure this has got like 8 billion views because it's Chloe and

Emily and she's talking about being a porn star I think this next segment is her porn star like I don't know if it is or not like but I can't stop. All I can hear is the likes. I can't even listen to what she's talking about. I have to read the story because all I can hear is the likes. In the story, amazingly, the printed story doesn't have all the likes. Huh. All right.

So is this the last segment, I think? We're going to make it the last segment because I don't know that I can make it through another like segment. But one more, one more Chloe and Emily segment on the Emily Rakowski podcast. That's, I guess it's called. low oh my gosh anyway it's great what am i saying i really like high low in sex work in general like being on cam or something like that like that was the only kind of day that i could get through like i couldn't get through a day working as a waitress like i literally could not make it through the day i couldn't make it through the day working in office i couldn't make it through the day doing anything

other than sex work do you think it was like the performance and the like what about it yeah i think it was the fact that it was like a performance and the fact that like your whole goal in it is just okay i can't make fun of it while it's on because i'm listening for these damn likes okay i want to make fun of it yeah you know i really enjoyed the porn business and i liked you know being on the sofa and not thinking about getting rammed because it didn't know there was nothing personal and it was just happening in my life you know I can't even do relationships like anymore because, you know, who knows? I don't know if he likes me.

If he doesn't like me, that's why I like porn. You just go in, you do it, and you leave. That's what I like, okay? I like to my boyfriend who's been with me for a while because I just call him up and I say, hey, come over and do me. And he does. Okay, so I think we're at five right at this second. I think we're already at five.

and I'll stop talking because I have to listen for the likes. Okay, sorry, go ahead. Making someone come, and it's not like, my whole goal is to, like, serve 500 people in this night, and I'm a cocktail waitress. That, I can't accomplish that. But, like, to make one person I can accomplish that, you know? Like, and I just- Emily.

Yeah. I'd rather do that than, like, what it was like to be a waitress was, like, so traumatizing. Like, my boss. was so creepy. He was like a actual sexual predator. Like nobody in porn's a registered sex offender. Nobody. Right. And like, but like, doze at restaurants are.

So you basically felt safer working in porn than you did in a restaurant. Yes. So much safer working in porn than in a restaurant. Because in porn, it was like, this is what we're going to do today. There wasn't like, then this random guy comes up to you and tries to touch you. None of that ever happened to me. Like, there was no, like, oh, then now this guy is trying to have. sex you like none of that ever happened like everyone was just completely consensual and

like i don't know like it was just so i just felt so much more respected there than in a restaurant okay five 10 15 18 times and i think i miss them because i was making fun and laughing and they slip them in they slip them in they sneak in the likes Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. It's good that she was influenced by Kim Kardashian as a child and just wanted to grow up to be a bimbo. Congratulations, Chloe. Pretty sure you did that.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, bimbo-like. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com. slash podcasts.