Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Losing Respect For Jeff 10/24/15

Episode Date: October 24, 2015

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy talks wedding invites gone both right & wrong, pricey porn pads and dope delivery mix-ups. Jeffy also gets up on the roof, explains premature pop-ups and plans his future! All that and more on The Jeff Fisher Show! Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRA &Like Jeffy's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Oh, it smells great. Sit on the back porch and just watch the rain. That's all we've been doing for, two days. Wow. Plenty of rain in Texas and there's more coming. Feel sorry for me yet? Come on. You know you do. A few things that, you know, maybe you should be aware of. Look, we got, oh, this, the cool thing about this show is that it, I can kind of take it, you know, all over. And we do. We go all over the map. But there are some things that maybe, you know, I just, look, you need to be aware of. So that when you're in a crowd of people or you're at church or you're back to work and

standing around the water well at work and people are mentioning things, you can thank me and say, oh, yeah, I know about that. And just, you don't even have to know the whole story. You just, things you need to be aware of. Things you need to be aware of just to get you through your day. Like President Barack Obama vetoed the National Defense Authorization Act. Thank you very much. The president's shown his real priority at a time when a Syrian President Bashir Assad is meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin. We are struggling against ISIS. China is building islands.

He is going to veto the defense authorization bill to get that extra pound of flesh for that non-defense spending. According to Justin Johnson with the Heritage Foundation. Now, there's been other presidents who vetoed the National Defense Authorization Act. Carter in 78, Reagan in 88, Clinton in 96 and W. in 2008. However, the rationale behind them doing it was to get more money for the defense, not more money for, oh, your little

spending to help people out. And he was pissed. I'm sorry. The president was upset because this bill wasn't going to allow him to shut down Guantanamo Bay, which is what he really, really won. to do. You should be aware that Michael Engmeyer, the uncle of Benghazi victim, Sean Smith, on with Sean Hannity, was reacting to Hillary Clinton's testimony before the House Select Committee on Benghazi. And boy, what a riveting day that was, huh? Hillary in front of the select committee. Wow. Michael Engmeyer says Hillary Clinton is a serial liar. Hillary Clinton really has a difficult time maintaining a consistent level of truth. And that was proven today. It's been

proven before. He said that Clinton should consider withdrawing from the 2016 presidential race. If she's not duplicitous, she's definitely incompetent, and neither personality trait really belongs in the office of the president. He should be aware of that a former Rhode Island Governor, Lincoln Chafee, and if you're saying to yourself who, you know, he was the guy on the end of the last Democratic debate. And at his long-shot bid of the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination, he announced he was withdrawing from the race. He should be aware that Donald Trump no longer the GOP frontrunner in Iowa. The new Des Moines Register Bloomberg State poll out yesterday has Ben Carson out in front of the billionaire businessman by nine points.

The poll is second in as many days to show Carson surging past Trump in Iowa. And of course, Trump reacted. He was in Miami. Donald Trump, here's the headline. Headline, the biggest story. You see it. Am I right? Trump falls into second place in Iowa.

I said, no way. And then he slams the Trump joke with, we informed Ben, but he was sleeping. And everybody, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So funny, Don. So funny. We'll see what happens.

when he starts trailing more and more across the country. You should be aware that the campaign is removing senior staff from the payroll. What campaign do you say? Oh, the Jeb Bush campaign. Oh, no. Parting ways with consultants, downsizing its Miami headquarters, save more than a million dollars a month. Wow.

The campaign is also cutting back 45% of its budget, except for dollars earmarked for TV advertising and spending for voter contacts. But they won't say, they declined to say, who would be removed from the payroll or provide an exact dollar figure for savings. So Jeb in a little bit of trouble on his campaign. You should be aware that as of 730 last night, the National Hurricane Center said that Hurricane Patricia made landfall in Mexico. And we know now that it was the strongest storm to hit in this hemisphere, 166.000. 65 mile an hour is category 5 huge it's already been downgraded it's made land it's cruising across mexico and headed into texas it's already downgraded to a category one so it's just

going to bring lots and lots of rain as it sweeps across the u.s and we're already in a big storm here that's why i was joking around about rain uh in texas we're already in this big storm front that's bringing us all kind of rain and if you look at the uh weather forecast uh we're going to be that's It's going to be slamming right into a hurricane Patricia or the remnants of, and we'll be getting more and more rain. So we should be underwater for the little next month or so. And you should be aware that Planet X, yes, Planet X is seen again. It was taken off the coast of Florida. Melissa Huffman noticed a strange, fiery globe seemingly burning between the clouds.

Just look at that planet beaming and shining. What is it? What is it? The video seems to show a bright circular shape poking out above the sunset, sparking rumors that it may be the mythical planet. Now, know that Planet X and this video was posted 11 days ago. And then I subscribe to news headlines that comes into my, It comes into my phone and RSS feeder. And it just I look at it and it gives me these headlines and I'm able to click on and read the full stories if I want.

But most of the time, you don't need to read the full stories. All you need to know is that, and I'll give you the top ones. Just the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Seven shows up on my phone when I click on the screen, boom. The seven headlines shows up. Evangelical leader calls Trump's Christian backers on Christian. Fox News host Megan Kelly excoriates media for declaring Hillary victorious and Bengazi testimony. Kansas City. Oh, this is sad news for Stu Breger.

Kansas City Royals defeat Toronto Blue Jays to advance to World Series for second year in a row. Very sad. Very, very sad. The Blue Jays go down. Stu will be very sad. The Bucson Blonde Brit crosses Atlantic to play college golf, break hearts. FBI director ties spike in urban crime to cops, fear of doing their jobs. The dog was noticed laying in the street. Then people realized why it was waiting and one spot. I think you've all, we know those stories, right?

That's from the Blaze. These other headlines are not all from the Blaze. Some of them are. But you can go to the Blaze and read the story and find out why the dog was laying in the street, but if you can't figure it out, you shouldn't go to the Blaze. Trump flirts with Amnesty, says he's hiding his sensitive side. Are you, Don? Are you?

are you? And an example on my side, why leasing is really better than buying. The house that we're living in now, I lease. And I like the word lease better than rent. I mean, rent sounds like it's a, you know, I'm renting it. I'm renting it. It sounds like you're living in, you know, a little crap hole apartment, which I've done. Those crap hole apartments I lived in, I rented out of those places.

Now, I live in a house, I lease it. When someone in your house hears a drip, drip, drip, and it isn't coming from the sink. Of course, my wife says, do you hear that? Knowing that I can't hear that. I mean, I've been wearing headphones for a thousand years. I don't, when someone drip, drip, drip, I could go on forever. I'm not hearing that, okay? Just not.

A leak in the roof. So I find where the leak is coming in. It's got to go up in the attic and what's happening. And it's dripping through the roof onto an AC duct. And then it's rolling down and coming down in through the AC, where the AC filter is and it's coming down through the house there. So, you know, you get a little pan. You put it where it's dripping on the corner there by underneath the AC vent.

Then you go up top and you wipe it off the AC duck and then you think, oh, you know, what I do is I'll change it out every six or seven hours, but I'll put a towel up on top of the AC duct. So the towel soaks it up because it's not a giant hole. It's just leaking. I mean, obviously it needs to be fixed. But it's not coming in bad for right now with this rainfall that we're going to have in the next week at May. But put a towel there so the towel soaks it up and then, you know, stops leaking sooner later that running down the AC duct stops.

Still leave the pan there just in case, right? And that's why it's kind of nice to lease and not own because now all I do is I one quick email to the company and I'm done. No problem. But when I get an email, you know, I send the email out, hey, yes, we have a leak. No problem. We have a leak. It's not bad, but it needs to be addressed.

And this is the reply. I wake up to this morning. Repairs can't be done in the rain, but we can look into it on Monday. I know that. Please move anything of value you have away from the leak. Also, if possible, catch the leaking water in a bucket or pan to prevent flooring damage. It must be a sad, sad time in the way. the leasing and renting industry, when you have to tell people to do the very basics, to protect

their goods in their very own home. It's unbelievable to me. You don't want to know my reply. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-0-3-93 is the phone number.

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We do it just for you on the Blaze Radio Network. So sit back and relax. You know what? Maybe time for another cup of coffee. Settle down. Okay? All right. So I have a Facebook page.

It's called Jeff Fisher Radio. And I post stories there. On my Facebook page, I tell people, hey, I know. I post, in fact, what do I say? I don't even know if I have it here now. A lifestyle, worldview, and my twisted version of comedy. So you're going to get what you get. Okay.

And so I posted a story the other night. And of, now the story, I'll give you the headline. And then I'll read you some of the posts. Okay. The headline, why I rent my house out for porn shoots. Okay. story. I posted it under the headline, this is what makes America great. Okay? I believe that. I believe that this is what makes America great. I don't necessarily agree with renting your house out for

pornography, filming. That's what this guy does. However, inside the story, if you read the story, he talks about, and we'll get to this in a little bit, how he rents it out for. for other Hollywood shoots as well. Okay, he's just, the porn business is, you know, a lucrative one for him and one of the busier ones. So, now you know, this is my Facebook page. It's a fascinating story, just a puff piece on some guy that has a place in California.

And we'll tell you a little bit about his place in a little bit because, well, you know, he just talks about it. He talks, it's in Santa Clara, California. Greg Thornhill, he's a grading and excavation contractor, been renting his house out to adult studios and others. It doesn't say this in this paragraph, but in the story it does for about three years. He talks about investigation discovery series, blood relatives, seem to work out for the adult film industry. It's a gated house, little over nine acres, an infinity pool, volleyball court, a little vineyard, and parking first. 40. Nice place, actually. Now there's even streetlights and power outlets all over. I built it for myself

to live, but it just seemed to work out for them. He gets anywhere from $800 to $2,000 a day, depending on the size of the crew. I just leave in the morning, come back at night. If it's a long shoot, I may take a little vacation, use the money to stay at a hotel on the coast, or head down to Channel Islands Harbor and spend time on my boat. It's just a puff piece on this guy in his house. It's fascinating, right? I mean, it's just another way that people are making money. He's a grading of contractor.

He's at this beautiful home. Why not make a few extra bucks so he can have a boat? Comments on my Facebook page. Only you would share this. Ew, ew, ew. Hope he has stock in Clorox White. So I'm scrolling through and I see the word porn and I think, Who the heck is posting sharing that kind of crap?

Ick. Oh, it's Jeffie. Jeffie. Wouldn't the pool get STDs? Now here are two of my favorites. See, people understand. Now they either read it or don't. Your choice.

It's an amazing thing, choice. You get to read it or not. You can say, oh, you know what? No, I don't care about this guy why he does it. I'm just going to scroll on by, and it's okay. But one poster. How does this make America great? This disgust me, and I hate that you posted this.

I've lost respect for you, Jeff. And if you are really a proponent of this industry, you are a detriment to Glenn's programs, station, and all he stands for. please tell me I am misunderstanding your post. Next post, a reply to that one. Andy is right, Jeff. The fact that you grasp that a person can find infinitely creative ways to make money from his or her investments in this country annoys me.

Oh, yeah, I hate to point out the way people could make money from their investments in this country. We're not trying to figure out ways to feed ourselves and prevent our women and children from being raised. raped and pillaged. Instead, this capitalist society has more than enough. I'm so angry at you. And then the next reply is from the same person. The furniture is kind of icky, though. So I'm guessing that reply was actually not real, because it's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. Because it is the exact opposite. And how does this make America great? It means that this man is able to make a decision what to do with his property. and his hard work and what he can do with it.

I'm not a proponent of the industry. The industry does not bother me, though. The industry is there, okay? If done legally, it certainly does not hurt me. Okay? It certainly does not hurt me. The thugs that do it with illegal people, underage, whatever the case may be, yeah, those should be stopped.

legal? No. I'm happy this guy's making a living. Makes me want to get a nine-acre place, actually. A lot of electrical outlets, parking for 40. I don't have that. Wait a minute. The Jeff Fisher Show.

The Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. It is. Welcome to it. On the Blaze Radio Network, 888-90-3-33 is the phone number. You know, crime is a big thing. in America. We all worry about it. We all wonder, you know, if we're going to be around it, see it, face it. I make jokes about some things that are crimes, and I know their crimes, but they never

happen to me. For example, one house, police in New Jersey, they're asking a person, now the police are saying, hey, if you were expecting 50 pounds of marijuana in the mail, come and get your package. And they mean that they were joking about the story because, There were 50 pounds of pot delivered to a home in Hazlitt, New Jersey. The homeowner called police because it would address to someone who did not live at the residence. So 50 pounds of marijuana was delivered to your house. What do you do? Do you call the police?

Do you keep it? Do you just leave it on the front porch and look the other way and hope that the person who is, was mailed to just comes and picks it up. Then you become complicit in the crime, right? So, I really don't know what I'd do. If it was mailed to your house, that's a little something. I joke around about finding money all the time or finding, you know, I lived in Florida forever and people find stuff washed up on the beach.

Not me. I never do. And I never did. But if I found something washed up on the beach, that's mine. If I find something in the middle of the beach. the road, a suitcase full of cash, suitcase full of whatever, that's mine. Okay? And trust me, I know how to, if you find, people get in trouble all the time when they

find cash, look, you and I've been down this road before. I can tell you how to do it, but I've already told you how to do it. How to save yourself from being found out, you found a bunch of cash, and how to use it. going off the track again a little bit because I want to help you a little bit here. If you find, happen to find, let's say you're driving along the road and you go, ooh, there's a suitcase. I should probably clear the road of that suitcase and just to make sure it's okay. So you stop, you pick up the suitcase, you throw it to your trunk, you drive home.

Pull the driveway. You go in the house, you go, oh, that's right, I picked up that suitcase. So you go back out to the car and you open the trunk and there it is. You open it up and it's full of cash. what do you do first you close the suitcase pull it out of your trunk like you know what you're doing and close the trunk and walk in the house

now it's your money period okay period you don't have to put it all in the bank and don't have to do it it's yours you use it for cash you pay things with cash cash money still go about your everyday life and nobody else is the wiser

Okay, just you're welcome. You're welcome. I just want to help you out. I want to help you out, no problem. But there are plenty of people who commit crimes against law-abiding citizens that should be stopped. That's why we have jails, right? That's why we have jails. That's why we have police officers.

That's why we have people out trying to protect us. Right. So in St. Landry's Parish, I ran across this video, and I'm thinking, is this guy for real? And then at the end, I see, you know, it's a crime stoppers video. Call this number. He's out there. He's a police officer. Apparently, this man, Higgins, Officer Higgins, he is for real.

I'm guessing it almost seems like it's not real when you watch and listen to the video. And I know there were some reports. had one of my producers, Brandy, look into it and she said that there's reports that think that it's just a stunt by Coca-Cola. And I think that's

because during the one video that I'm going to play for you here, so you hear the audio anyway, while he's talking about going and getting a cheeseburger and fries and a Coke, a Coca-Cola van pulls up into the parking lot behind him.

And I thought, well, that's perfect. product placement, almost a little too perfect. But apparently he's not. And they're talking about, you know, this guy isn't for real if it's just a show. But everything you read about it seems to be real. Seems to be real. Okay. Officer Clay Higgins.

And he talks about his life in a story here. He said he stopped. He was going to be, he wanted to be a police officer. He was a military police corps. he was missing being a police officer and having a job with true purpose, so he went back, became a police officer. And now he's becoming the St. Landry Parish crime stopper's spokesperson, and he's making people realize that he seems to be the John Wayne,

the man's man of police officers in America. But he is from Louisiana. On Wednesday night, July 8th, Steli's Market and Restaurant on Highway 71 was broken into and burglarized. The thief smashed the front glass with a large rock, kicked in the office door and made off with hundreds of dollars in cash. Watch as a man commits his crime. They have the video.

Look at him close. The hooded jacket he's wearing is camouflage. He appears to be light-skinned or white, and he looks to be around six foot tall and thin. Watch how he walks with sort of a lanky gait. Stelis has been a local face. for decades. The family works hard and is known to be generous. Always with a kind word for friend or stranger, the Stelly family represents southern hospitality at its best. If you're the

man that committed this felony, look at me, son, I'm talking to you. The sheriff likes Steli's restaurant, and so do I. The food here is good, and the folks are friendly. We're going to identify you, arrest you, and put you in a small cell. After that, I'm going to have a cheeseburger here with fries and a Coke and leave a nice tip for the waitress. Meanwhile, your next meal will be served through a small hole in a cell door. Think about it. Because our detectors harvested DNA from the rock you used, and you left a perfect boot print on the door you kicked in. Yeah.

But we won't have to wait on lab results because you're on St. Landry Crime Stoppers tonight. Congratulations, son. I'm about to make your family. By tomorrow, 100,000 people will have watched you commit a felony. You will be recognized. And the people that know you don't really like you anyway, so when it comes down to a choice between you and $1,000, they'll take the cash.

And take the cash. On behalf of crime stoppers, I'm Lieutenant Higgins. Nice. Now, I'm telling you, I'm a little scared myself right now. However, it appears that this particular criminal left St. Landry's area because they did have not caught him, I believe. Could not find a post where we caught the criminal that broke into Stellies. Very sad. Very sad.

Sad, sad news. Now, I told you earlier in the broadcast about the FBI director saying ties spike in urban crime to cops fear of doing their job. Uh-huh. Let me tell you the new FBI crime statistics based on property and violent crimes for 2013. Okay. The top 10 most violent cities in America. There really hasn't been much change in the last few years. Number 10.

And there's something that these. cities all have in common. That is an amazing thing. Birmingham, Alabama, which is number 10, which is pretty amazing. Birmingham was a really nice town when we were there not long ago. Bridgeport, Connecticut, Newark, New Jersey, Gary, Indiana, Cleveland, Ohio, St. Louis, Missouri, Oakland, California. Detroit, Michigan, Flint, Michigan, Camden, New Jersey coming in at number one,

all the way to number one, Camden, New Jersey. Now, each one of those cities, all ten, the most violent cities in America, the top ten, based on FBI crime statistics for 2013. They all have one thing in common. What is that you say? Did I... What was that? Yes, that's right.

They've been run by Democrats for years. And I, you know, I want to give the Democrats a break, but why? This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. Welcome to it. 88-9033-33 is the phone. number pure Opelka, Mike Opelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, Andrew WK, all part of the Saturday lineup here on the Blaze Radio Network.

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Ha! It's there, baby. On demand. But there's plenty of for you to take with you during your day. Sheriff Clark, Matt Walsh, 40 Acres in a Fool, the Church Boys, Rabbi Lappin, along with, you know, myself. Of course you want to, you know, you're listening live, but you want to, you know, take me with you so you can listen again. I know that. It's okay. And we have specials.

We have Freedom's Disciple, Jonathan Dunn. So we have Jackie Daly's show along with, you know, our regular lineup of hosts Monday through Friday. Doc and Skip, Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton, Jay Severin, Pat and Stu, all on theblaze.com slash radio. Now, you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, or Instagram, JeffEMRA. So you have those social media sites that you can follow me on anytime. Now, there's plenty of stories in life that you say, oh, that's so nice. I mean, it makes you feel good about America.

It makes you feel like, you know, this is what America is. There was a story out of California where a couple was going to get married. They decided not to. They called off the wedding. The family, the bride to be his family, decided to turn the extravagant event into a feast for the homeless. Now, it was a non-refundable deal. deal. So the $35,000 extravagant event, you know, what are they going to do? Just throw it away, which they could have done, actually. It was their deal. It was their money.

It was the way they spent it. They could have done what they wanted. But the bride's mother, they'd rather, rather than cancel the reception, they invited, this is in Sacramento, invited the homeless for a once-in-a-lifetime meal. Now, see, that's kind of, I kind of get the extravagant. We'll invite the homeless and let them have once-in-a-lif-lif-a-lif. Well, I mean, okay, you're so, this is once-in-a-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l never ever be able to get anything like this ever again in their life. That kind of irked me a little bit. But aside from that, that was nice for them to do that.

And the daughter called off the wedding. Who knows why? Just spoiled little rich baby girl all upset. You know, I don't know. I have no idea why. And she's going to use the honeymoon party to go off with their mom. That might be an issue. Might have been a good call canceling that wedding.

She's already, she's just going to go to Belize with mom for a little vacation and realize just how wonderful it is. But the point of the story, I'm already ripping the whole story as I'm telling you about it, but the point of the story was is that it's nice, right? The family decides if they're going to at least help the homeless, and they invite them in and feed them the best they'll ever have their entire lives. But then you have this story. And I want it to be real.

I want it to be real. It just feels like, no, it can't be. The story out of New York, or out of England, where this is in the New York Post that I'm reading, it's out of England. But when a bride sent off a group test, inviting people to her wedding dinner, she invited a bunch of strangers. They're going to get married, and she sent a group test inviting all her friends to a wedding photo shoot and barbecue. and somehow it went to a stranger. And the stranger posted a text conversation and certainly goes viral.

Why don't I have the text here? They didn't print the text. I have to talk to the printer. Oh, my gosh. Because the text was kind of funny. But now the people responded saying, we're still coming. We're still coming.

And that's been the big. hashtag around We Still Coming. Now there's a beautiful photo of the huge group of people and the wedding party. And it talks, the main point of this is that the We Still Coming group is a bunch of young black males. And the wedding party was all white. And yet they took this tremendous wedding photo at the party at the barbecue shoot. And they're all together. And it's a wonderful, beautiful thing.

We all get along, black and white. We're still coming. I want to believe this is real. I want to believe this is real. I don't think it is. Sorry. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.

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on the Blaze Radio Network. How's it going? Good. Good. Glad to hear it. I just posted one of them there videos up on Facebook about the hurricane that came on board in Mexico, that Patricia down there.

And it's pretty good. Pretty good. Cat 5. And if you're standing out there, that's some serious wind. Okay? I am not lying. Okay.

Welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 888900 33. So the governing body of Texas high school sports has proposed a policy that LGBT advocates say would effectively bar transgender students for participating in athletics. Why? Why?

Oh, oh, oh, because they couldn't participate in the gender they feel like they are. They could only participate in the gender that's on their birth certificate. Oh, okay. And few transgender use have changed gender markers on their birth certificates is an expensive process that requires a court order. Yeah, because you don't want people to lie on their birth certificate.

But the attorney, the staff attorney, by the way, for the Transgender Youth Project at the National Center for Lesbian Rights, said the proposed policy absolutely bars trans-crids from playing sports. No. I don't know. What it does is it bars kids from playing sports with

the group of people they feel like they belong to, not who they actually belong to. I don't feel like I'm a girl. I feel like I'm a guy. I don't feel like I'm a guy. I feel like I'm a girl. Oh. Oh, so you

go ahead, you go over there, you play with the girls, Bob. So look for a great continuation battle here in Texas over that, and congratulations are in order. Speaking of transgenders, congratulations are

in order. Caitlin Jenner, Glammers Woman of the Year. Wait, what? Caitlin Jenner, Glamors, Woman of the Year.

congratulations. Now I know what you're saying. Wait, how can Caitlin be woman of the year? Caitlin isn't really a woman. Caitlin feels like he's a woman, but he's not really a woman. And while I myself personally, I like Bruce. I like Caitlin. Who cares?

I really have, I don't care what you feel like. You feel like you're a dog today. Go over there and bark and, a corner. Whatever you do, you're not hurting me. Go ahead. You know what? I'll toss you a bone.

You're over there. If you feel like a dog today and you're over there in the corner barking, I'll toss you a bone. Okay. But guess what? When the dogs go out and we're going to run dogs, you don't get to go with them because you're not really a dog. Okay. And I find it, there was a Facebook post that I think Stephen Crowder.

put up. I'm not sure if it's his or if he just copied it, but it's really, really, really funny and it has a double post photo. The top says Woman of the Year, 1903, Marie Currie, discovered polonium and radium founded the concept

of radiology. 2015, Bruce slash Caitlin Jenner has a penis. Congratulations. If I mean that, congratulations. You're the woman of the year.

Glammers woman of the year, Caitlin Jenner. That is amazing. And so we touched on a little bit last week, but Lamar Odom, you know, goes out to the dude ranch and overdoes it with Viagra, overdoes it with cocaine, and freaks out, it goes in the hospital, and his whole body is lost. Now, a couple things with that story. Chloe Cardin, you know, they were going to get, he was divorcing Chloe Kardashian, friend said he was really in love there. She,

news since last week, has dropped her book to her and gone to be by Lamar's side and said she's not going to divorce him now. My man at the ranch, he wants his money.

He's like, yeah, that's great. But I would like my money, please. He owes me $75,000. And he said, look, I've sent him the bills. I've sent him the receipts. I wish for him to have a speedy recovery. But I want my $75 grand, and I'm going to go ahead and sue, okay?

If I don't get my money, because it's owed to me. So we have that to look forward to. And it's just so strange to me. I really mean this. It just is so unbelievably strange to me that he goes to a, Dude Ranch, sex club, whatever you want out in Vegas where it's legal. And apparently he was, had three or four women, and he had a transvestite, and he was doing, you know, he's doing days of Viagra, and he's doing a bunch of cocaine. I notice we're not talking to the dude ranch about where he got the cocaine from.

Isn't that an illegal drug? Anyway, the, he's doing a bunch of cocaine and, you know, the mix of all kinds of other, uh, substances in his body throws him into this coma. It's horrible. I mean, I don't wish the man bad at all. But I find it fascinating that he does this

and he, you know, it was a big deal that he spent $75,000 but he actually hasn't spent any money yet. But he'll get, you know, 75 grand that will get paid. And he does all those drugs and he sleeps with these people and he's out there

and he's freaking out. And now he's in a coma. and his body's all thrown up and it's news all over the world and now and now the ex is taking him back the Kardashian is taking him back couldn't be just for the show

or filming ideas for a TV special or anything like that could it? No no don't be stupid Jeff. The Kardashians aren't going to do anything like that. It's dumb.

All right. So how stuff works has posted a quiz. I just tweeted at Jeff EMRA, the quiz. Everyone says it so. It must be true, right? Everyone says it, so it must be true. Well, let's take the pseudoscience quiz and find out, shall we, if it's true or false? True or false scientists have proven that childhood vaccines cause autism. I believe that is false.

Yes, there's no proven link between vaccines and autisms. A 1990 study published in the British Medical Journal show a link which later retracted the publication. Yes, the Lancet purported to show such a link, but there was no link. True or false, there's 20 questions here. Non-bird dinosaurs and humans lived on Earth at the same time. Non-bird dinosaurs and humans lived on the Earth at the same time. Boy, I believe, I would love to say true, but I don't believe that is true. At least certainly we haven't seen any record of that.

Correct. The fossil record shows a gap of about 65 million years between the last dinosaurs and the homogeneous into which humans belong. However, I think that, you know, we may find that, you know, that might, of course, will change. True or false. You lose most of your body heat through your head. We've all heard that. and I actually because they're asking it

I mean I want to say that's still true though right I mean you lose most of your body through your head oh no actually you lose according to this actually you lose just as much heat per square range through your head as you do through the rest of your body yes but you don't keep anything on your head that was the point of wearing a hat first of all I'm correct

okay you lose much of the heat per squareness through your head as you do through the rest of your body. Okay. So you don't lose most of your body through your head. It's equal. But most of your body, the other per square origin of your body, is covered by some kind of clothing. Your head is not.

That's why they were talking about the deal was. It's why you wear a hat. Because you've got clothes on, the rest of your body is warm, but your head is losing it all. It's all going out your head. Ugh. Come on. A scientific theory is really just speculation.

without hard evidence. They will probably, I don't know. A scientific theory is just really speculation without hard evidence. A scientific theory, they usually have evidence. But I would say false. Yes.

A scientist theory, yes, is something based on evidence. That's what they, they usually, you know, you and I call a theory without hard evidence, but they believe that they always have their little. We've got hard evidence. It was based on our theory. Before Christopher Coloma sailed the ocean blue, did people believe the world was flat?

The flat earthers would say it still is, but no, they did not. They do. It was around even before that. Chris was on a journey of other purposes. Does lightning ever strike the same place twice? Yes, often. Yeah, that is correct. Yes, often.

I mean, my wife takes pictures of lightning. Anytime it's lightning and storming, she's got a camera out, but we see lightning hit the same place all the time. What color is your brain? Gray, pink, multiple colors. They say it's true, so it must be, right? I mean, people always say it's gray, right? What?

They always refer to it as gray matter. While people often refer to our brains as gray matter, Yeah, they actually are gray, white, black, and red areas and structures in the brain, at least while a person is alive. So multiple colors, the color of your brain. Oh, boy. I'm not doing too well on this. What color is the blood inside your veins?

Red, blue, green. I'm pretty sure we all have red blood. Yes, that's correct. It's the difference in the veins and the fat and the skin that makes it, everything looks blue, but your blood is red. Should you throw away food that you drop on the floor? I don't care what this says. The answer is no.

Your answers are this. Not if it is high sugar or salt content. Yes, always. Not if you pick it up in less than five seconds, the five second rule. I would say, well, first, funny is no. It doesn't matter five seconds or not. You're not throwing away food that hit the floor. But since they put it in here, not if it has high sugar or salt content.

Yeah, I'm sure that that's their answer. Yeah. The 2012 British study revealed that little or no bacteria survived on surfaces. of foods with high sugar or salt content when they were dropped on the floor. So, nice, right? Nice. Remember that. Could brain cells regenerate?

Not mine, that's for sure. Of course they can. Despite the common belief that brain cells are irreplaceable. A 1999 study showed that the brain actually can create new cells. Huh? Come on now. You know that's right.

All right, so we're through 10. We've got to go through these quick. I'm up against the clock here. What difference between our hypotheses and the theory? Oh, come on. You know that. Hypotheses are explanations that apply to a limited range of phenomenon. Theories apply to a broad range of phenomenon.

Yeah, that's right. Thank you. We know that. They say it's true. Did humans evolve from ape species we have today? Depends on the human. They will say no. That's correct.

They would say no. True or false is an experiment and error in it. That means it's worthless. Faults, of course, any experiment has some worth, whether it ends up finding out what you expected it to find out or not. There's a great wall of China visible from space. Of course it is not. No, it's not. I believe that we can read license plates from space with satellites, right?

but what they're talking about is when the NASA site just flies over and takes a look at Earth. You see the Great Wall. It usually isn't, according to what NASA has said before. If a penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Building and hit a person on the ground, what would happen? The penny would become a quarter. He or she would die instantly. He or she would feel sting from the impact but would live. Nothing.

The penny would burn up on the way down. This is how you take a test if you don't know the answer, by the way. the penny would burn up on the way down. You know that's not going to happen. And he or she would die instantly. Odds are probably are not true. So you pick the middle one. Here she would feel sting from the impact but would live.

That is the correct answer. That's how you take a test for you. Multiple choice tests are very easy. To her false astronauts are waitless when orbit Earth. Are they weightless when they orbit Earth? No, they're not weightless when they orbit Earth. Actually, at 250 miles above Earth, gravity is only reduced by 10%.

When astronauts appear to float in orbit, they're actually falling, but they're moving too fast sideways to land. So when the astronauts are falling, they're moving too fast to land. They're actually moving

sideways. Okay. After hair is shaved, what happens when it grows back? I can tell you now, it grows back thicker, it grows back faster. It was the same as it was before. I can tell you that it's mine is not the same as it was before, but they're going to say, yeah, of course they do. Studies show that shaving or cutting your hair doesn't affect you. No, of course it doesn't.

No, just look at the real test of people when you shave their head and it doesn't grow back. When a tornado is coming, what should you do to your house? Open the windows to reduce air pressure. Keep the windows closed. Open windows only on one side of the house. Of course you keep the windows closed. Don't open up the wind goes through the windows and just picks up your damn house. You don't want that to happen.

and you want that to be the last? Was the ancient Maya civilization destroyed by climate change? Oh, of course it was. Of course it was. Oh, no, they said no. Oh, but it was one of several factors. Right. Yeah, they go ahead and say no,

but it was one of several factors. And what is the many world's interpretation? There is one universe, but life exists on many planets. There are parallel universes. An entire world exists underground that no one. one has discovered yet. Of course, there's only one universe, but life exists on the planets. No, they say they are parallel universes. I know we got to go. Go ahead and go, go, go, go. They're parallel universes. Just go, just go, just break up. Talk about. You're listening to the Jeff

Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. It is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The University of Missouri is now part of the battle to bring down historical figures. A statue of the founding father and writer of the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson. They have Thomas sitting on a bench. This quill pen, his box, and his writing. Some students at the University of Missouri are demanding that the statue be removed over Jefferson's offensive history as a slave owner. The petition started by Mizzou student Maxwell Little

began saying the need to project a progressive environment is just as important as food and shelters to survive and goes on to plead for a welcoming environment, charging that the statue of Jefferson doesn't facilitate that end. It also states that the statue of Jefferson, an example of a nonverbal code that says black students are unwelcome at the school. Now, I don't know about other universities, but I personally have been on the University of Missouri's campus.

All races, all lives are welcome on the University of Missouri. I have seen them. Okay? I have seen them. Now, last week, the students launched a social media effort featuring the hashtag Post your state of mind and urge students to cover the statue with sticky notes, such as rapist and racist. However, it didn't really get much pull.

Because people are like, what? Are you kidding me? Skyler Roundtree, chairman of the Mizzou College Republicans, said, hey, we're living in a time where our society has begun to sacrifice morals and traditions only to be politically correct. Yeah, well, so, so Schuyler wants it to you. Take it down. He was a slave owner and he fathered a baby from one of the slave ladies,

which isn't true that they can't prove. But so we say it, we said it, so it's got to be true, right? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-90-3-33 is the phone number. If you want to participate live, if not, you can dial the number any time you darn well want.

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So anyway, you can dial that number if you want to participate. Now you've got Michael Pelka, Pure Opelca, coming up right after this broadcast. I see he has tweeted something about his little tote bag that the rejected Piro Pelka promo item. They rejected the tote bag. I don't really understand why. Maybe they should have used a better picture on it. I was under the impression they were going to be, he was going to be giving away the little Pure Opelka stunt brain. fuzzy dice to hang over your rearview mirror in your car, but apparently not.

Apparently they're going to try to give you the rejected tote bag that. Hey, hey, good luck. Okay, good luck. Enjoy it. Have fun. And I see the Blaze Radio tweeted a picture of the crew, the entire Blaze Radio network crew for a photo shoot that we had, I don't know, a thousand years ago with me with a level two. pointing a level 2 weapon at the rest of the crew.

And they, of course, had their hands up, which I appreciate because that's what you need to do when something like that happens. But I see that in the NBA, they have done the same thing and find one of their players, 25 grand, for doing the same thing. Pointing a level 2 firearm at the opposing team player.

don't be doing that. Okay. Don't be doing it. You understand me? Okay. Now we're clear. We're clear. And then I want to congratulate Fox, as we told you earlier, the Toronto Blue Jays lost.

And I say that specifically the Toronto Blue Jays lost for my co-worked. and I'm going to say friend, but he don't. Don't. I'm not. I don't want that to get out anywhere. As Stu Bregere, his Toronto Blue Jays went down to the Kansas City Royals. However, last night, Fox TV put up the graphic. There were still six outs to go, two innings left in the game.

And they put up a graphic on the television screen, Mets, Royal. World Series. That was nice of them. I already called the game. Casey was up three to one at the time, but man, a lot can happen in a couple of endings of baseball and did. Really?

The Blue Jays tied the game later. Then the rains came, and I mean, it was still a battle and came, and the Blue Jays, unfortunately, lost the game. But it was nice of Fox do. I'm sure it was. was a practice graphic and somebody just inadvertently put it up those darn those darn practice

graphics get you every time okay now you know the great announcer joe buck who like i don't know everybody loves him but everybody doesn't love him because i don't uh the great joe buck uh apologized and tried to make it sound like it was a no big deal i'm sure he did what i hey, it was just an inadvertent graphic. And what they should have, when he apologized, what they should have done is then posted the graphic of the Blue Jays. So it would be Toronto Royals or Blue Jays Royals World Series. And they could have said it was just a practice graphic.

He inadvertently put it up. Here's the practice one for the Blue Jays Royals World Series. And they could have put that up then. It would have made everybody happy. And we're going to move down. and we would have believed them that it was a practice graphic. But now, now what do you believe? Yeah, you believe it wasn't a practice graphic,

and you believe that the fix was already in, and there was no way that the Blue Jays were going to win, and that that's the Major League MLB conspiracy for you right there. When you hear that from Stu Bergier, know that you heard it from me. first. Okay. So I'm reading this article yesterday about a lady who's a hundred years old, same age as me, by the way, still working. She works 11 hours a day, six days a week in Buffalo, New York. She works out of laundromat, says she has no plans to quit. She turned a hundred a couple months ago. She got her first job at 15 during the Great Depression that has been working ever since. She works 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. washing clothes, handling dry cleaning, hasn't considered retirement, and will continue working as long as her health is good. Think of that. Think of that. It gives her something to do. And she said, too many people retire too soon, too soon. Her advice to her peers, get out and do some work.

Now, I mean, I've been told by many people, including one person, my wife, that I'm never going to retire. There have been, first of all, that, and one of the reasons is maybe that she spends all my money. I'm just kidding. I love you. But second would be that we've done stories time and time again. I know, it seems like tons, and it's not really tons of people. so it's one of those, hey, they say it, so it's got to be true, right? But we've known several people in radio that have retired.

And as soon as they retire, dead. So, you know, you can't retire in radio, otherwise you're dead. You're dead. So you got this lady at 100 working every day. And then you're working every day, going to work. every day. And then you have people trying to get out of work, right? People calling in, trying to get out of work. I see a story of the, this story has 14. We'll see if any of them are really good. The most ridiculous excuses people have used to call in sick. Why do you need an excuse to call in sick?

First of all, I had never understood that. As I, as I, when I was younger, I realized, you know, when you wanted to miss school or whatever, you needed some kind of excuse. I get it. But when you're an adult and you hold a job, why do you technically need an excuse? I mean, why? I work every day. So on a day that I don't feel good, I can't make it in today. Sorry.

That's your excuse. I get it. But to come up with, I've been up eukin all night. I mean, that happens to everybody. When you get sick, stay home. If you're not sick, go to work. I never, I really seriously never understood that.

That whole time card thing, I'm so glad I don't have to do that. I had to do that for a while in my life, and it drove me insane. Punching in and punching out. I can't do that because I'm not out of the clock. And I can't do that because I'm not on the clock, and I've got to punch in. I can't do that until I get back. I got to go punch in. I got to punch out.

Oh, I forgot to punch out. I punched in. Stop it. In my world, you have a job and you do your job. Now, some days, that job may take 12 hours. Some days that job may take 14, 15 hours. Other days, that job may take five hours. And you go home.

Or you go home in three hours. and you work another four or five at the house. I mean, it just doesn't make any sense to me that the old, I grew up in Michigan, and it was, you know, foundry workers. And I understand where it came from. But it's, you punch in, you punch out. I work an extra three hours, the union said. So some of these excuses people have called in to miss work, broke his arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich.

I believe that one. Employees said they were stuck under the bed. Uh-huh. The universe was telling him to take the day off. There you go, I'm okay with that. The universe is telling me to take the day off. Go ahead, take it off. They don't want to be, you're not going to be here anyway.

Employee said his wife found out he was cheating, so he had to spend the day retrieving his belongings from the dumpster. Thank you. Employee claimed his grandmother, poison, him with ham. Employee said she poked herself in the aisle while combing her hair. You know that, I believe. I don't know that you have to miss work for that. Employee said his wife put all his underwear in the washer. Oh, so you can't. Employees said the meal he cooked for a department potluck didn't turn out well. Employees said she was going to the beach because the doctor said she needed more

vitamin D. I buy that. I buy that. I'm good with that. Employee said her cat was. A good with that. Employee said her cat was stuck inside the dashboard of her car. That's a shame. Come to work anyway. Employees said they chugged a bottle of mouthwash thinking it was power aid and was sick as a result. Okay, if you call your boss and you say, hey, I chugged a bottle of mouthwash thinking it was power aid, now I'm sick. And the boss says, is that true? And you say, yes.

When you hear next, don't bother coming back. You know that he realized that you're dumb. and you don't need to be working at this particular place anymore. Employees said they were kicked by a llama and suffered a broken leg as a result. That's a pretty good excuse. I mean, you've got to pull that one off because you've got to get a cast and everything else with the broken leg. And don't be pissing llamas off. That's a key point.

Employees said his girlfriend threw a pan of hot grits in his face. Ooh, that's never good. Employees said the parakeet had the fluid needed to be taken care of. Oh, you know, they'll take care of your animal? That's so nice. give it a thing of water and then let's move on with your life and get to work, okay? Yes, we know you love your little parakeet,

but go ahead and come in anyway. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the breeze Radio Network. Joe, you're on the air. Go ahead, welcome to it. Good morning, how are you? Fantastic. I got to tell you,

Stu's probably on suicide watch this morning. Yeah, gee, it'd be a shame. if nobody was actually watching for him. Anyway, go ahead. Listen, I just wanted to tell you the whole Kardashian thing. I don't understand the world we live in. It's probably the first time in history that hookers and crack have saved a guy's marriage. Come on, man.

You know it has. That's fantastic. That's good stuff. It's unreal. You know what? It's a plan. It's all about the TV show. It's got to be all about the show.

I was also thinking that, and thank you, Joe, for calling. I appreciate it. The TV show, and I was also thinking that, you know, the divorce was. coming and why have a divorce to try to get some money from the basketball star if he's going to kick it? I mean, she might as well just get it all, right? She's the wife. Why get a divorce?

She might as well just take it all. I mean, that's just me. That's just me thinking out loud. I mean, it could be absolutely wrong. What do I know? And, you know, earlier we were talking about people calling in sick. But according to the CDC, U.S. employers lost 77 billion. in 2010 alone because workers impaired productivity due to excessive alcohol abuse.

So you either didn't show up or you were too drunk to do your job completely. And they say that overall, $249 billion is what it costs. It includes not only lost productivity, health care, crime, car crashes, car crashes, alcohol caused deaths. Amazing. So if you're drunk, just use that as an excuse. Call it. Okay?

Just say, I'm too drunk to come into work today. I can't. I can't do it. I think that's a fine, that's a fine excuse. Don't you? Yes. Yes, you do. Now, this story, I'm going to leave you with this story, and I don't know for sure if it's a good story or a bad story.

I can't make up my mind. But it does lead me to think, well, Is it from England? Yes. So it doesn't surprise me. But it does lead me also to think, hey, man, I want to think it's good. I do. I want to think it's good.

They tell me it's good. So I want to believe that, but I don't know that I do, right? Flossing your teeth can be a waste of time and do more harm than good. Huh? Come on. Is that good news? Hey, man, I want to believe that's good news. I do.

I want to believe bad. But I just don't know that it is. Hey, anybody tell you you look great today? Well, you do. You look fantastic. Never seen you look better. You're not going to, you're not really going to wear that thing all day, though, are you? Okay.

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