Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - LUVTOFU… | 3/10/23

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

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It's a domino effect. She better, in this story, quote Jeff Fisher and Chewing the Fat with the Three Cuts to Clown Face. Because that's what she's saying there. So in a new episode of Los Angeles, Ha! Awesome. I missed the last episode of Gloucangeles, which is why I didn't hear Courtney.

Gosh, darn it. Gloss Angeles is a podcast that she was on with Kirby Johnson and Sarah Tan Christensen put out Los Angeles, and they're great, I'm sure. I've not heard an episode, but I'm sure they're great. She talked about her overuse and anti-aging injectables, calling it her biggest beauty regret. It's a domino effect.

Yeah, it's called three cuts to clown phase. That's what it's called. The first one looks great. It looks so good, I'll do it again. The second one, ooh, doesn't quite do as good as the first one. Third one, got to have a third one then, because the second one didn't quite do as good as the first one. Third one comes along.

Oh, that doesn't quite do as good as the second one, which wasn't as good as the first one. And you're on your way. Three cuts to a clown face. She recalled, you look in the mirror and go, oh, that looks good. You don't realize what it looks like to the outside person. After doing so many fillers,

I just had to have them removed. Thank God they're removable. See, that's the thing. with the story that we did about the Ukrainian plastic surgery going on. The one lady had fillers and special lines put in. They don't count that as the official plastic surgery. But, honey, in today's world, you're headed to clown face no matter what. Plus, Courtney, honey, if you're looking in the mirror

and you're not seeing what we're seeing, you need a new mirror. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. A lot of app news in the news today. A lot of app news. We've got Spotify news, Pinterest news, and Instagram news today.

Big, big in the news. And you could even say that we have Twitter in the news since they were, you know, under fire and Capitol Hill yesterday. Hey, Twitter World. Yours truly Uh No, we're not talking about OJ.

I already apologized for OJ. Earlier in the week, he did say, he was saying Murdoch and apparently that's how the people in South Carolina pronounce his name. I already said I was sorry. How many more times? What do you want from me, OJ? Anyway, so I'm going to let Twitter slide

or at least I thought I was, but I guess I'm not now. All right. So we have, uh, Spotify. So Spotify has redesigned their mobile app. And apparently, and I haven't gone to the Spotify mobile app yet, but apparently it looks like TikTok. Huh. I wonder why they want it to look like TikTok. So they've got their new mobile app, so it looks like TikTok. It's vertical now. It has discovery feeds for music, podcasts, and audiobooks. Let you scroll through previews of each type of content has a smart shuffle

for premium subscribers that recommends new songs in your cue or is it quay and once you finish a podcast episode similar podcasts will auto play. I don't know that I don't mind the hey you'll like this

but I don't know that they should start auto playing but anyway so the TikTokification continues because Reddit and Netflix and Instagram and YouTube all have doubled down on everybody's desire to see a little bite-sized versions of everything. So when you go to the Spotify app today, don't be surprised because there it is. Oh, I know.

Then we have the Instagram story where the lieutenant governor in Tennessee, Governor McNally. apparently he scrolls through Instagram looking for hot guys and when he sees the hot guys he comments on them now here's the deal it's kind of like my rule for if someone sticks a microphone in your mouth you don't have to speak now I appreciate it when you do because it makes great audio for me but you don't have to if someone shows up and asks you a question

on the street in your home whatever with the microphone just because they put that microphone in your face. Does it mean you have to speak? You can say no to that. So according to this, the lieutenant governor is looking at guys like, hey, somebody is, some guy is posting in his underwear, and he says,

hi, sunshine. Oh, love your box. and heart emojis. And apparently one post showing the user's buttocks in underwear from the ground view, the lieutenant governor said, you could turn a rainy day

into rainbows and sunshines. Oh, yeah. Here's the deal. This is my point about someone sticking a microphone in your face and not speaking. You can scroll through Instagram. You can scroll through TikTok. You can scroll through Pinterest.

You can do all that. you don't have to comment. You do not have to comment. Okay, the only people that know that you slowed down to look at sunshine and lollipop in his underwear is the algorithm on Instagram. And they say, ooh, he stopped at dot, dot, dot, 12, 3,4 in his underwear.

I'll send him some more picks of other members on Instagram posing in their underwear. I know it's a thing. I've seen it work in my own life, not with men and underwear, but with people in their underwear, does not men. Anyway, that's another story.

I will say, and I love the response from his people. His, his, what is this guy's name? Adam Kleinhider, the communications director for the lieutenant governor, trying to imply something sinister or inappropriate

about a great-grandfather's use of social media says more about the mind of the left-wing operative making the implication than it does about Randy McNally. As anyone in Tennessee politics knows, Lieutenant Governor McNally is a prolific social media commenter. He takes great pains to view every post he can and frequently posts encouraging things to many of his followers. Does he always use the proper email?

emoji at the proper time, maybe not. But he enjoys interacting with constituents and Tennesseans of all religions, backgrounds and orientations on social media. He has no intention of stopping. So we're to believe. All good and well, whatever. You know what? Randy, do you want to post on the man in his shorts on the dock, look over, look on the water with the upshot?

fine you go ahead and do that oh look super oh you can turn the day into sunshine with looks like that you want to do that you're fine no problem maybe maybe somebody needs to say Randy don't comment and how do we know that the guy in his underwear is from Tennessee we don't and that one of his constituents by saying hey you look hot in your own underwear with an on-fire emoji. Ah, he might not be, he might be from, you know, Sweden. Who knows? I don't know where the guy is from.

I haven't seen that particular post. So I don't know where he's from. It's just, we are living in strange times. Now, the Pinterest story was a mom, all mad, that guys are pinning young girls. You know, if you're a freak, and I do mean freak and are some sort of pedophile, and you're going on Pinterest and you're looking at people posting pictures of little girls, doing whatever little girls do, and you're saving it to your Pinterest pages,

your Pinterest boards. Let me ask you a question. All right. So, okay, so you're a freak, and we know you're a freak. but if you're posting pictures of your daughter and posting them on Pinterest and you're going to be upset that some guy sees it and saves it what does it matter what does it matter that he has

your I mean I know he's a sick freak I got it he's a freak I don't want him out in society but he how is he hurting something by keeping that picture pinned to his board on Pinterest. And it's probably a private board. I don't know if you know this. I've been to Pinterest a couple of times in my life. You can lock your boards. You can have secret boards on Pinterest that belong just to you.

Now I know that Pinterest can see because they still send me notifications saying, Jeff, because you like this. And I don't even, I can't even tell you, I tell you to go to Pinterest and and I guess you follow people on Pinterest. I guess. I really am not that familiar with Pinterest.

I just go there sometimes to look at the pictures. Not of little girls. Don't look at me like that. I'm not one of those, okay? Oh, stop looking at me like that. But I just, you know, find it interesting that people find getting upset about that. I mean, you could maybe stop posting pictures

of your daughter on Pinterest in her little shorts playing stuff in the yard oh that doesn't mean anything I know I know I understand I got it it's harmless it's a harmless photo

for you and it's not so harmless for the frecoids I got it I got it I got it okay then we have

congratulations to there's a school in Texas that there's a it's in Houston area it's a spring creek Spring Branch ISD Spring Branch and they're having a big war over dress code so a teen and

her father are claiming that she was unfairly punished at the school all right so she runs track and she's out working out and as she was out working out working out out, she's now been reprimanded by the school for working out in just a sports bra. She had shorts on and a sports bra.

All right. So the guys were out working out without t-shirts on. They were topless. But she got in trouble for working out without a t-shirt on and just a sports bra. Just insane in today's world. I mean, it's a good thing she wasn't on the swim team. What do the swim team swim in? The gowns, the, what is the stupid thing?

The dances that they go to. Why can't I think of that stupid name? No, not. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not what they wear. What is the dances they go to? The proms. What problems?

It's not wearing full proms swimming. Did you, was that on the air? That's what you were telling me. He's going down a list. Tuttoos? Leotards? No, it's not. That's what they're wearing.

Anyway, she's having a big battle with the school because she got reprimanded for wearing just a sports bro. But then, you know, there's a big story about Germany, and I know it's Germany's not us, okay? But now they're saying that from now on, if you're at a city's public swimming pool in Berlin, everybody can be topless. We're not going to do any.

We're not going to, I don't care who you are. Man or woman, you can all be topless. So. But don't wear just a sports bra when you're working out on the track team outside in high school. Just silly. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Those of you listening live today is the 10th of March, 2023.

And if you wanted to know where to be, I guess Austin, Texas is the place you ought to be. You got South by Southwest starting. That's going on all next week. That should be fun. And I see where my man Joe Rogan just opened up a new comedy club in Austin. That would actually be fun to see. He opened up his new comedy club saying that he's going to be catering to anti- cancel culture you can't fire me from my own club bitch so that's awesome and I mean all the big

names we're going to be showing up at Joe Rogan's club it'll be well worth be tough to get a ticket probably because what big comedian in today's world is not going to show up at Rogan's place in Austin. Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock. I mean, all those guys, they're not going to they're not going to

not go to Rogan's place in Austin. You're going to be seeing some great shows there. And I think I saw one of Rogan's podcast with Ron White and Ron was saying because I know he has a place down there, but he lives in L.A. as well.

I know Ron was saying that he was thinking about that he was retired now or whatever, Ron, stop it. You're going to end up walking up on stage at Rogan's Place in Austin and doing a set or two. You know you are. I don't know why. I'm retired. You're going to do the whole bit on you being retired and then just do jokes around it? That makes sense, I guess.

But anyway, Austin is the place you ought to be. I know that it's not on the best small towns list. Austin, I guess, is probably not a small town anymore. It was on that list of best cities, so I don't remember what the ranking was. But I see we have the new list of the South's best small towns. And they list the top ten here. Number 10, though, everybody's making a big deal out of

is a small town in Texas. Fredericksburg, Texas. Have you ever been to Fredericksburg, Texas? When I asked that question earlier, I got from all the Texas people. Oh, yeah, that's the Hill Country. Okay, thank you. Appreciate it's out there.

West Austin. It's over there. Okay, thank you. That's the Hill Country. So I don't, I've never been to Fredericksburg, Texas. I'm going to have to make that a destination at some point. Number nine is Folly Beach, South Carolina. Santa Belle, Florida.

Sanibel, Florida is beautiful. Tybee Island, Georgia. Fair Hope, Alabama. Blowing Rock, North Carolina. I could be a fan of that. Delanaga, Georgia. Delanaga, Georgia. Gatlinburg, Tennessee,

Beaufort, South Carolina, and the number one South best small town, St. Augustine, Florida. Boy, do I agree with that. I could live in St. Augustine, Florida, man. It is beautiful. One of the oldest cities in the world.

United States, Jeff. Don't be silly. Okay. So it's one of the oldest. the cities in the U.S. It's awesome. It's beautiful. Anytime I've been there, I could have stayed.

No question. If you could earn a living to be able to live in St. Augustine, have at it, man, because it is a beautiful place to live. I do agree with that. You can always follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram. Is Jeff Fisher Radio probably should have mentioned that. I don't know what my Pinterest handle is.

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I see where a former Twitter executive... Hey Twitter World. Thank you. OJ, man. Calm down, okay. Relax. Oh.

Yours truly... I love O.J. Ex-Twitter President Bruce Daisley said that Elon Musk is behaving like a local drunk.

The more Musk behaves like the local drunk getting into slanging matches with disabled ex-employees, the less current employees will be proud to say they work there. So Elon is, I mean, saying, oh, Elon says that this guy is disabled. That's what the deal is. Because Musk talked about the reality is that this guy who is independently wealthy, is it, this guy is it Daisley or another guy? So The spat involved

Oh, okay, not Daisley. Daisley is talking about this employee, an employee with muscle dystrophy. That's wrong. It's muscular, right? Dystrophy, but the story says muscle dystrophy. Okay. So who was laid off in February,

this Haley Thorlis son, T-H-O-R-L-E-I-F-S-S-O-N. Amorphophilis. Thank you. I don't think she goes. pronounces it that way. She attempted to engage with Musk on Twitter as he was unsure if he was fired or not.

Musk later wrote, the reality is that this guy, who is independently wealthy, did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can't say I have a,

a lot of respect for that. Wait, wait, wait, Elon, you're trying to stop for just a second. You're trying to create the neural link, right? So people can do stuff without typing. So whatever program this guy is using to type, if he does have muscle dystrophy,

as the story said, I mean, you should be good with that, but he shouldn't be tweeting on a story while he's actually working. But Elon says, but he was fired, question mark. No, you can't be fired. you weren't working in the first place. All right.

And so now he's got the ex-Twitter CEO mad at him and saying bad things about him. As an active Twitter user at Jeffrey JFR, just like our friend OJ. Hey, Twitter world. Thank you. I would say to the former Twitter CEO, shut up. How do you do with? I mean, Elon is on the spectrum. He gets to make fun of,

he actually can't make fun of other disabled people because he is disabled, right? I mean, isn't that the, aren't those the rules? I thought those were the rules. Maybe not. Maybe there's new rules I don't know about. What, I thought those were the rules. You can also email the show anytime you'd like,

Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. You can email me like this. email O Tootles emailed the show Chewing the fat at the blaze.com Jeffey! Love the show.

I try not to miss an episode. Problem is I'm always driving the dang kids somewhere these days and I never know if your next story is going to be about zoo animals, dangerous plungers being recalled or murdered stripping hookers from Tahiti.

thought I'd run the idea by you for a family-friendly show so I can enjoy Friday shows with the kids in the back seat. Okay, well, I appreciate. I don't like the attitude that I received from your email. I'm not real crazy about that, but, you know, I appreciate the email. Yes. At least, well, that's the way I read it. It really wasn't all kept.

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P.S. Obviously it wouldn't have to be on a Friday it could be any day. Well, at the next board meeting of chewing the fat, we'll give it, well, I'll make sure that this is on the agenda, okay? It will be, it will be discussed at the next board meeting. Thanks for the email. With MX Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining

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87. And you say, wait, who is Haym-Tobal? Well, he's a leading Israeli actor who charmed generations of theater goers and movie watchers with his portrayal and I'm sure that you remember his character the milkman in fiddler on the roof duh he also starred as the foil to James Bond turned ally and for your eyes only alongside

Roger Moore that James Bond movie incredible so and he was celebrated for his contributions in film and culture with the Israel Prize of for lifetime achievement, which is the country's most prestigious honor. So, Hyam Topal, dead at the age of 87. Also, who died today?

Who died today? Robert Blake. Robert Blake has died. 89 years old. This guy's been working since he was a little kid in our gang. I mean, he's been working forever. And, you know, I mean, I loved Robert Blake. Don't do the time.

No, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. I just remember the song. I don't know if I should do the right song. Anyway, for his TV show, Boretta. And that show, I think was on like for four years or something. It felt like it was on forever. Like, I always would never forget Robert coming on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and he's trying to quit smoking.

So he just has a regular cigarette unlit. He's not just trying to quit smoking. I can't stop the motion, but I just need to, I'm not going to smoke of anymore. Okay. Good call, Robert. And then he went on travel. for murder. Remember that? Which he was found

not guilty on. They tried to claim that he killed his wife. A big trial, the big murder trial, he was found not guilty. Then he had a civil trial over the same case. The civil trial, a lot like O.J. Simpson, by the way.

The civil trial found, you know what? Yeah, you're going to owe the family $30 million. Well, then they went through it all again, and The courts revisited all, and they said, no, you know what? You don't owe 30 million. You know what?

You only owe 15 million. Oh, okay, that's great. Either way, then he filed for bankruptcy, and I don't even know if they got a dime. I mean, that's what Goldman is still pissed off at OJ about. OJ's out living, you know, playing golf every day, and he hasn't paid them back. I honestly, I don't know if he's paid them back any money, but it certainly isn't close to what he owes them. Anyway, it's just that So, I mean, I always loved

Robert Blake. I thought he was a strange dude. He's been acting since he was a little kid. Of course he's a weird dude. You can't help yourself, man. Very sad news. He was 89. You know, of course, he was 89 years old. But apparently there was some sort of heart disease issues.

Now, he's 89. But that still, you know, I know what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking. Stop thinking that, okay. It's got nothing to do with that. You don't even know. We don't even know if he was or he wasn't. That's where your mind went.

I know. Doesn't matter. He's dead. Robert Blake, dead. At the age of 89. Rest in peace. And yesterday we talked about, I think it was yesterday,

at least sometime this week on one of the shows, we talked about the Powerball winner who won the $2 billion, 2.04 billion. And now it's being fought in court. because some guy says he's the winner and his ticket was stolen and this guy's not the actual winner and i mean it's not i will see what happens but the lottery california lottery is like we're pretty sure uh we vet people pretty good yeah i mean they have video and uh actual time

stamps of tickets being sold that kind of thing but he just i remember he i was i was pissed for him because he won over two billion And he took the cash payout, and the cash payout was under a billion. Only $997 million or something like that. Well, I mean, I don't know how he's going to get by. So he just bought a new place in California for $25.5 million. And that's the thing, right? He's got $900 and some million, $25 million.

I spit on $25 million when I have a billion dollars. But it's the upkeep in years to come, right? You better have a good trust fund set up so that, you know, Jose and Hose B still show up to trim the hedges. Keep the pool clean. Otherwise, no. Otherwise, the HOA up there in the Hollywood Hills, you're a little pissed. They don't like the green pools. Helicopters fly over the Hollywood Hills and start seeing green pools.

No. That does not bode well with the HOAs, man. Sorry, it doesn't happen. So he bought this place for 25. What did I say? 25.5? Yeah, 25.5 million. I guess it was listed for over 30 million.

So he got a good deal. Got five bedrooms, seven baths, more than 13,000 square feet of living space. Pretty sweet. Pretty sweet. He says here that the home is cited privately behind the gates above the framed Chateau Maramont. That place is gorgeous.

Have you ever stayed there? man, that is the place to stay. Maybe that's why all the big shots stay there, Jeff. Yeah, it probably is, because it's pretty freaking sweet. So congratulations to our lottery winner for at least, you know, pick it up a new trailer. When you win the lottery, first thing you're going to do, you pick up a new double wide.

And that's what he did. He picked up a new double wide up there on the Hollywood Hills. I see where Rush's wife, Rush Limbaugh, the great Rush Limbaugh, his wife has just sold their dump in Palm Beach for $155 million dollars Let's see, that's a pretty penny

That's a pretty penny I know, don't look at me, I didn't buy it I'm not giving $155 million for that dump I mean There's three homes on this property All right, three homes on this property, 2.7 acres. All right.

Now, the compound, the main compound, has 16,600 square foot mansion, 2,900 square foot house, a 2,200 square foot house, and combined with those three, you have 13 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms. Boy, for that big a place, that seems for the mansion. The mansion should have 13 bedrooms. bedrooms and 12 bathrooms but the 2,900 and the 2,200 square feet have got to have at least two right each so you're looking at nine in the 16,600 square foot mansion uh you might be waiting if there's a if you've got the family over you may have to wait to get in the bathroom there's only nine so uh the the main the main place 250 feet of ocean front views Two-story library, which is a scaled-down version of the Biltmore Estate Library in North Carolina. If you have an opportunity to ever tour the Biltmore there in North Carolina, is just gorgeous.

And an additional four-guest house, let's see, an additional four guest houses and a guard station for 24-hour security services features a pool and a putting green. Wait a minute. So we've got the 16,600 square foot mansion. the 2,900 square foot house, the 2,200 square foot house. But then down here it says we have an additional four guest houses. Okay, so is that separate from these other two houses that are on the acreage? So if we put the 18 minute together along with the seven minute together, you got 22 minutes.

You sell it with eight minutes of ads. You got 30 minutes. All you do in my lines. Bringing up this stuff and my stuff. I mean, what I said there is factual, by the way. If you break it down, facts are facts. But I'm just trying to figure out what I paid for, $155 million. What you're getting, it's all?

You know, I'm guessing, and they don't say who bought it, but I'm guessing whoever spent the $155 million, probably satisfied with what they're getting. I don't know, though. You never know. Could be a knockout. If it's Bezos or Musk, although Musk said he's not going to buy anything.

He's more dumps. He's sold all his places in California. He actually is living in some kind of, well, it's a house. But it's a trailer down in South Texas, right? I mean, that's his house that he's fixed up. It's a little bit better than just the single houses on the property, on the main city there on Musktown. But it's all he lives in.

Anyway, if it's Bezos or Musk or one of the top billionaires, and that could be a knockdown. They're buying Rush's plays. Yeah, we hated Rush Limbaugh so much we bought the place and we knocked it down. Tell me that would be a... That could actually happen. That's sad, but that could happen.

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soon to be king they were calling him king but he's not really king yet because the coronation hasn't happened well I guess he is king but it's not 100% official until the coronation whatever and so that it was reported yesterday that Harry and Megan are going now that was reported I guess they got an email

there was an email sent to Harry but the report then came out that they're going well really what's happening is that they have not said that they're going. It's just that they're preparing for the coronation in England, and they're making a place at the table for them if they show. And of course, they've got their place at the castle because they gave them the boot from the cottage. Chuck was like, nah, you're out of here. I gave your kids their title. You're not keeping the

cottage. If you come into town, you can stay at the castle down there on that wing back there that nobody goes to and you can shut your face. Okay. So that, I mean, that's still going on. But so my point is, is that they haven't said that they were going to go. But the coronation preparers are preparing for them to be there so that if they decide to go, they're not unprepared for them. Okay. The next story that's in the news that's, eh, is that Ron DeSantis is going to run for

president of the United States. Now, we all think he is. Trump certainly wants him to so that they can you know, duke it out. But what it is is that it's being reported that Ron said privately that he's going to run. Okay. So it's not official, but somewhere, someplace, Ron was sitting there smoking a cigar with a drink away from the wife and the kids and yeah i'm going to run you're going to run i'm just going to wait till the end of the legislative session and we all believe that's when it's going to happen anyway that he's going to announce that he's going to run for president once the florida legislative session ends i feel like that's in may sometime uh so we still have time to wait for that um and i mean he's the man right i mean i know that the i know that the i

I know the MAGA, back off me with your MAGA hats right now, okay? I'll be coming at me. I'm just saying that, you know, I know the MAGA people still believe in Trump and they believe Trump's the guy. Myself, I think that, I think it'll be an interesting fight if Ron DeSantis gets in the race. We'll just say that. And we have a couple other people in the race that are, you know, are kind of looked at as inconsequential.

You got Marion Williamson, who's just jumped into Seltimore, Bush. and you've got Vivek Ramoswamy. And I love him. He's great. But what happens, is he great enough to actually become president? I don't know. Up against Trump and or DeSantis? I don't know.

And what happens then is what the votes get taken away, the people voting for Vivek that aren't voting for Donald or Ron, then it takes away votes for one of those that end up having whoever's the other side's candidate win. because of that. And do we want that? Because that could be this president that we have right now again. Oh, dear Lord.

That cannot happen. Dear Lord. That's why I don't talk politics on the show. That's why I don't. I'm just telling you that what's being reported about DeSantis is that he's going to run. And that's only, that's not real.

It's just being reported that somebody heard him in a private setting say he was going to run. So nothing official. If you follow me on Instagram today, if you follow me on Instagram any day, please. Jeff Fisher Radio. You know I love vanity license plates,

and I post stuff, license plate of the day all the time. I love them. Hot look. You can just go scroll through my Instagram and see license plates of the day. I just, I like them. They're fun. I can take pictures of them.

It's probably not really safe. I would say that I don't do it. I don't drive with my phone and take pictures of vanity plates on the road. That would be wrong. I just, they just appear on my phone. I don't know how they show up. They're just there. I say, oh, look, there's a vanity plate, and the picture happens.

I see, many states are, you know, now trying to really, they want to keep you from putting what you want on your plate. I'm sure, we still want you to pay top dollar for the vanity plates, because that's a great income for the states. But we don't want anything that's offensive, that we think is offensive. So now there's a big fight in Maine as well. There's apparently someone in Maine has a license plate that has the word tofu in it, and now that's being cracked on because it's got F you in it,

Somebody could perceive that. Well, okay. Really? Really? We're going to go after somebody that has L-U-V-T-O-F-U. So, I mean, I guess it could mean love to F-U. But so what? So what?

I mean, come on, Maine. And the rest of you state, people should be able to put on their plates what the hell they want. Who cares? I guess, you know, could be distracting. Could be distracting if you're driving around and you see Love 2FU. I mean, you may follow it. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't advise that.

But I'm just saying it's possible that someone could do that. So the state has decided to change and say that 274 plates have been deemed so far to be inappropriate. Okay. So the, one of the one. One person who had their plate canceled, their vanity plate canceled, is her and her best friend gave up their matching license plate that contained the word for a female dog. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Not pich. Not on a plate. Not on a license plate. That's horrible. We don't want anybody seeing that. so apparently if you

have profanities F-bombs either spelled out or abbreviated no you cannot do that so don't do it I don't want the F word with snow I don't want hey F-A-L-S

nothing they're all gone I don't care what you F it can't be on it okay the new rules banned derogatory references to age, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, religion, or disability. Also, banned as language that incite violence

or is considered obscene. So, that's a good gig to have right there. The guy in Maine? Nope, don't like that one. That's obscene. cancel it. Still charge them the extra hundred bucks, though. Just send them something else.

I mean, the only reason we have the vanity plates now is because, well, people like them, and it's a moneymaker for the states. But now we're just going to go ahead and ban things because we don't like the words. The word police, I just

can't take. And California has, their ban on plates that are offensive of the good taste and decency. A federal judge said, eh, that's too broad. You're violating constitutional rights of free speech.

Okay. So I guess, and here in Texas, I see them all the time, although I will say, that Texas rejects plates all the time with the love to FU too. I know. I don't understand it either.

Honestly, I don't understand it. What does it matter if it's love to F you, which is really love tofu, or if it's, you know, what have I got, hot look? There's plenty of them on art to ink. Oh, I like that one. That was my last one, art to ink. That's a good one.

And then what else are we got here? We got Be Cool. hot look real cars I R-I-L cars I-L cars Hey hey T-X fix it

Texas fix it like that one This one car This isn't a license plate But it was a bumper sticker On the car Support cannibalism Eat me

That's what he does Come on, Al. Mary Poppin. Oh, see, that could be offensive. Oh, and here's one. A Texas plate. A black Texas plate. Vanity Flate.

Now you're talking big dollars there, my friend. costing a little cash. L-G Brandon. L-G-B-R-N-D-N. What could that mean? What could that mean? Let's go. Brendan?

Is that the phrase? Let's go, Brendan. Must be something supporting the kid. Brendan, it must be their kid's name. I don't understand. Anyway, stop it. You're either going to have them or you're not. Apparently, we're not.

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