Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Make Your Own… | 3/1/24

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

Robots are coming… Most expensive Rolls Royce… Pre wedding party in India… A look at Lotto… Dune part two opens… Formula One on Saturday… [e-mail] Email from Aaron… Hattie McDanial wins Oscar in 1940… Free from the White Gaze… Intimacy Coordinator can’t comment… Catlin Clark declares and could break record… Caleb wants no agent… NFL raises salary cap… What’s The Lie? Contestant: Ron Phillips… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Wow. The robots are coming. The robots are coming. Yes. A company called Figure, a less than two-year-old robotics company that doesn't have a commercial product yet, but wants to put billions of robots in workplaces and homes worldwide, announced that it has raised $675 million. Investors include Microsoft, NVIDIA, the funding divisions of OpenAI, Intel, and Amazon, you know, the personal investment firm of Jeff Bezos,

and others. The Bell of the Cyberg Ball, valued at $2.6 billion, also snagged a deal that very little robotic startup dreams of, Open AI is going to build specialized AI systems to help figure humanoids see, speak, and do physical tasks. Yeah, you probably want a piece of figure. Before Open AI became synonymous with the word chatbot, they didn't have any robotics, right? So the company dropped that venture in 2021 and went all in on developing the brains of chat. GPT. Well, now

we need the robot to come back and that's where we're at. So there's also a company in a Norwegian company titled OneX that could be battling figure for the robots. What do you want? Do you want a figure robot

or do you want a one X robot? Because no matter what is happening, one of those is coming. And I'm sure the venture capitalists are all about. Put money into these companies. So I am not an investment guru. I don't give investment advice, but the robots are coming and those two companies, figure and one X, seems to be the two that are building the robots that you and I are going to be using in our homes. And I can't wait

because I want my house cleaned and dishes done and everything else done by a robot. I want to spend more time with the family, of course. Duh. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So Rolls Royce unveiled a captivating new addition to the luxury car brands already. I mean, stunning fleet. The rolls are beautiful automobiles.

This new piece of machinery that they built cost $31 million. And according to this, It's, well, it's heaven on earth. Is it, though? Is it heaven on earth? Why, yes. The bespoke Rolls-Royce was inspired from yachts. Oh, okay.

All right. No problem. The Arcadia Drop Tale, which is, you know, translated from, I guess, ancient Greek to the heaven on earth. So it's $31 million. Now, someone had said, hey, make it for me, right? they had rolls said, hey, yeah, you know, why don't you make me a car?

And make it the most expensive car and that's right, that's what I want. Now, they don't say who it goes to. It's a two-seater. It looks beautiful. I mean, it does look like a really cool car. For $31 million, I know.

It better be. It's got a V-12 engine. and 22-inch alloy wheels focuses on its aquatic-style woodwork made from Santos-Straight grain. The area behind the Arcadia's drop-tailed doors evokes that of a yacht's jib and is even called sail cowls.

Oh, its dashboard area also includes the most complex Rolls-Royce clock face ever created. Well, isn't that special? It sure is. I know, I know. 8,000 hours were spent on wood craftsmanship alone, and its 76-piece rear deck that stretches to the car's brake lights

was laid at a perfect 55-degree angle. Well, it better be. It better be perfect. I want those aerodynamics. Correct. The engineers use carbon fiber stylings inspired by Formula One racing to handle dynamic extremes.

There are also more personal inspiration for the distinctive wooden layout. 233 total pieces of the client's favorite desk and coffee table. Oh, that's so special. Now, I will say, I don't know who this goes to, but I did see where they're having the big, the place to be this weekend is in India. They're having the big get-together. I bet you, I wonder if this is the wedding present. Okay, because the place to be,

is in Jabnagar, India, a city in western India, for the wedding event heard around the world. The party of the year kicks off today. For those of you listening live, it's March 1st. Oh, did you get all your Black History Month

decorations put away? Because I stayed up late, and I just wanted to be rid of them. I wanted to get rid of all my Black History Month decorations. What? That's too soon? Oh, okay. So anyway, the three-day extravaganza for this wedding kicking off today,

complete with chartered jets, nine-page dress codes, and a performance by Ariana, to celebrate the nuptials of the youngest son of India's wealthiest family to his childhood sweetheart. Now, according to this, the actual wedding isn't until July. This is just to celebrate them getting married. I bet you the scars for them. I bet you the roles is for them.

So the richest man in Asia, Mukesh Ambani, and I I love Mukesh. Mukesh Ambani. He's the chair of reliance industry. He's a Fortune 500 company with interest in telecommunications and energy, among other businesses.

He has an estimated net worth of $113 billion. Whatever. Okay. It's no wonder this is a pre-wedding weekend. Guest list Hillary Clinton Bill.

Gates of Anka Trump, Bollywood superstars, plenty of tech CEOs are expected to make an appearance, including Zuck. Sundar is going to show up from Alphabet, Iger from Disney. I didn't say Apple's going to show up, though.

I don't see Tim Cook on this list. But you never know. Oh yeah, well, Disney will be there because they just unveiled that big merger with the Indian business and reliance for $8 billion. Yes. Of course Disney will be there. And so that is huge.

That's the place to be. So if you're home this weekend, you're thinking, man, I should, what could I be doing? You could have tried to get a guest, get on the guest list of this. Well, this is, it's a pre-wedding extravaganza party. three-day pre-wedding extravaganza party for the richest guy in Asia. And it would not surprise me that this Rolls-Royce is a present for his son. Holy cow. Incredible.

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And you can get gift cards for your family or loved ones so that they can customize their Jace case to their own needs. They may even be giving them away at this three-day pre-wedding extravaganza. I don't know that. They probably should, but if you're going to go, you probably should take your Jace case with you. Even if you don't go to the wedding. I mean, look, there are hundreds of medications now

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I am in love with that. In fact, I'm disappointed I wasn't invited. Chewy the Fats should be there in India, reporting on the wedding pre-no, the three-day pre-wedding extravaganza. That is, that's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome.

I mean, would I get invited if I won the lotto? I mean, we have, we have mega-millions tonight, $607 million, $286.9 cash payout. I don't think so. I think most of the people there are worth a lot more than that.

For sure, I wouldn't be there if I won the Saturday lot of the Powerball, $443 million, $210 million cash payout. I spit a $210 million. Okay? I wouldn't

I wouldn't be spending $31 million of that $200 million on a rolls Royce, I promised you that. As much as I'd like to, I wouldn't be doing that. But it would be nice. But 31 million on a car?

No, no. I'd have to be worth a lot more than 286.9 million cash payout. And that's really not what you're, I mean, so after taxes at 286.9 million, what do you take at home? A couple hundred million? Maybe. Maybe 180 million? Yeah.

You're not going to get invited to the three-day pre-wedding extravaganza, and you're not driving the $31 million rolls either. But that's just the way it goes. We have Dune Part 2 hitting theaters this weekend. They are counting on that being huge. They need this movie to be a hit. And they, you know, was supposed to come out in November. And then because they blamed it on the strike, they punched around.

And now we're finally getting Dune Part 2. opening in theaters today. So we'll see how it does. I mean, you know, this weekend will be really huge for them. What happens after this weekend will be telling on how good the movie actually is.

You have the Formula One season beginning this Saturday. And now that happens on Saturday, not Sunday. Ramadan starts on Sunday, you bastards. Okay, we're not doing a race in Bahrain. Okay, being with Ramadan starting.

Okay, we're doing that on Saturday. Okay? All right. It's fine. Just know we're clear about that. Be sure to follow me on my social media accounts at Jeffrey JFR on X. You can follow me on Instagram and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can follow me on YouTube, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.

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Anyway, and you can now always email the show chewing the fat at the blaze.com. I did get this email from Aaron, who is, it's an interesting email. I listen to every show to CTF. Thank you. Appreciate it very much. now he claims that he has an app

IPTV app which will allow me to watch what I want all the pro sports pay-per-view events and even adult entertainment okay now we're we're getting somewhere and I don't know how much it costs but according to him I'll be able to I'll be able to cancel all my apps and watch anything

I want with Bomb TV, the IPTV app, Bomb TV. So, Aaron, I mean, I did respond to you, but just waiting on your response back. So send me what I have to do to get the app, and I'm happy to talk about it and see if it's actually worthwhile. Because if it's worthwhile, I'll rock and roll. I'm all about it. And I'm not going, you know, I know you think it's funny with your whole adult entertainment thing. I mean, I'm not going to look at that

other than to see if it actually works, like you said. Let's go to the break room. I need something called to drink desperately. So I'm reading about the Oscars, and I've got this long, I've got a bunch of stories about the Oscars, which I don't know, I may or may not get into today because I'm fascinated by what it costs for everything to even just put on the Oscars.

But as I'm reading about the Oscars, I am reminded that in 1940, on February 29th, according to all the record books, which is, you know, another leaper, a leap day, Hady McDaniel became the first black actor, actress, to win an Academy Award when she took best supporting actress for Gone with the Win. Gone with the win, won eight Oscars overall, including Best Picture. But in 1940, we gave an actor or actress, an African-American black actor, actress, an Academy Award in 1940.

Then I read a story of what's happening in London, that they are set to have a play in London, that there's going to be dates that only black identifying theater goers will be able to go to the theater. Oh! So we're back to segregation again. Free from white gaze, I believe is what they were saying. Slave play, written by American playwright,

Jeremy O'Harris, run at the Noel Coward Theater in the West and from June 29th to September 21st and adding that two dates have been set aside for an all-black identifying audience. So if I wanted to go, I guess I could say that I identify as a black adult human. I don't know if they'd let me do it.

The paper said blackout tickets for performances only on. July 17th and September 17th will be sold only to those who identify as black because they want to be free from the white gaze and Harris the man who wrote the play said that he was excited super excited in fact was his quote super excited for the blackout performances noting that it's an to radically invite them in with initiatives that say you're invited specifically for you. Oh, okay. So slave play is about race, sex, power dynamics, and in interracional relationships.

So is there a white person in the play? Holy cow. Are they going to be allowed in the theater if they don't have? identify as black the night of the blackouts. We might have to have a new actress or actor to do that. So we'll see how everything goes when they are free from white gays. Then I see, as I'm looking at all the Oscars, and the Oscars are coming up in a week, week and a half, something like that, a couple of weeks.

So we'll have plenty of time to talk about the Oscars. And I'm excited for them, actually. But then I see where SAG Aftera is clarifying what intimacy coordinators are permitted to speak about. Good. I want them to shut the hell up and quit talking. Yeah, because you don't want the intimacy coordinators to be, you know, interviewed and talk about the movies and how it actually happens. Okay. And this all started from a stupid movie that Jen Ortega was in.

So she's in this movie with Martin Freeman, and it's called Miller's Girl. And he's, I don't know, 100 years older than her. There's a 31 age year gap, okay? 31 years. Not 100, okay? It was just a joke, all right? So there's a 31 year age gap between Ortega, who's 21, who's 21, and Freeman, who's 50. Now the intimacy coordinator said in an interview that, hey, there was no big deal.

Everyone was fine with it. All these people were getting wound up about how they could have this age gap sex scene. And everyone was fine with it throughout the process. I made sure that Jenna was consistent and comfortable. I made sure that Freeman was consistent and comfortable. and the level of nudity. I mean, first of all, this whole intimacy coordinator thing is out of control anyway.

But that's another story in and of itself. We'll let that go. But everyone was fine with it, but she shouldn't have commented on it because there was all kinds of boundaries were passed. And we can't have age gaps in couples having sex in the film. Like in real life, I wouldn't want that to happen, but we can't have that.

But the thing that we care about the most is that the intimacy coordinators cannot comment now about what happened on the film unless it's okayed by the actors. So, I mean, that's just, what's the word I'm looking for? What's the word I'm looking for? Oh, yeah, but stupid.

That's just ridiculous. I mean, we are at the point. We did that bit a long time ago for Stu's stupid show. I don't know what, which it was one of the stupid shows Stu does. But we did the bit where we

the couple couldn't even say hello without signing a piece of paper saying it was okay. They couldn't kiss, they couldn't hold hands. The whole process of dating was actual just signing over signing paperwork to say that it was

okay. We're there now. We're actually there now. I mean, it's just, what's the word I'm looking for? What's the word? Oh, yeah, but stupid. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh, what? Sounds like Ojo time.

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women's NCAA basketball scoring record. She's going to take on Ohio State Sunday to wrap up the regular season. That's going to be a monster game to watch. And she is smoking on that basketball court, man. Just smoking. And for those of you that were concerned, thinking that she may come back to Iowa one more year, yeah, no, no. She has officially declared that she will be available for

the WNBA draft. So I love the headline. She's expected to go number one. You think? You know, like Caitlin Clark is going to be drafted? Number one? Yeah. Yeah.

That is going to happen. I don't know if she's going to have a manager or not because I see where it's being reported that Caleb Williams, you know, former quarterback for USC, looking to go number one in the draft, which may or may not happen. Probably will, but who knows what's going to happen with the NFL draft. But he apparently believes that he doesn't need a manager,

and he's going to represent himself. I guess there's a number of players now that are going to represent themselves. That doesn't bode well for the NFL agents, because they've got to be, I mean, they're getting cut out of the pie. I don't know what the problem is, but everybody thinks Lamar Jackson did it, so they don't need to do it. Well, we'll see how it goes and we'll see how it holds up. But Caleb said he doesn't need an agent and he's going to do his own deal.

Good news, too, for those of you thinking that the NFL didn't have a salary cap, they do. They do have a salary cap. They just went ahead and raised it some more. So it's $255 million per team now. So if your team was struggling with the salary cap, it's a little less of a struggle now because there's still a salary cap, but we're just making it bigger. So that's good news for the NFL.

I see where Wreck it, Reket, darn near killed them. Yeah, the company that owns Durex condoms, they're testing live stream shopping in China to boost sales. Live stream shopping, I mean, live stream shopping in, well, I guess in China. Because China doesn't, they probably scale back on TikTok.

But they definitely have live season. live stream shopping on TikTok already in live stream shopping all over. But I guess they don't have live stream shopping for condoms in China. But don't run those ads in Japan. They don't need them. They do not need them in Japan. Japan's birth rate now just came out. The country had 758,631 babies born in 2023.

And that number includes. foreigners in Japan and Japanese living abroad. In that same time span, there were 1,574,865 deaths. So they're dying pretty much almost twice as fast as they are being born and pretty close to twice as fast.

That does not bode well for Japan. So they need to start taking care of some business in Japan, some serious business without condoms. They need babies. We need babies big time in Japan to continue you know, I don't know,

the species? Oh, the Japanese are species now? Yes, yes. But so is the United States. I mean, we are we're on a downward trend as well.

And they're also talking about, you know, they're projecting that white will become the minority by 2045. Now, I know they've been claiming that for quite some time, but I don't know that that's actually, you know, will it actually happen? Maybe, but they claim now

the way the projections are that whitey will become a minority in the census by 2045. So not only do We need to have some bidness and some babies being born in Japan.

We need to have some business and some babies being born to the Whitties here in the United States of America. And that needs to happen. So put away the condoms and take care of some business and make some babies. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't either play some Barry White. I would say put the porn music on, but don't. Don't put the porn music on because I think, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't. I don't need the porn music because my point is, is I stop, give porn a break.

That should be a new, new ad campaign. Give porn a break. Make your own porn. I like it. I like it a lot. Give porn a break. Make your own porn because we need some babies. We need some babies going on.

And that's my new ad campaign for having babies in Japan or here in the U.S. Give porn a break. Make your own porn. Or maybe make your own porn, give porn a break. I'll work on it. Speaking of Uranus, I see where astronomers have added two new moons. Two new moons. I can't speak today.

I'm sorry. I'm all clogged up. I got this cold going on. I don't feel sick. just can't speak. I've got my nose and the front of my face that's full of gunk and it won't go away. Anyway, astronomers

have added, I'll just start again. Okay, speaking of Uranus, astronomers have added three new moons to the solar system. Both Uranus and Neptune have got new companions. Yeah, I know. So they have, Uranus gets a new moon and Neptune gets two new moons. Kind of cool.

I kind of like the idea. It would be cool to look up and see two moons and not the kind of you're thinking about, okay? Oh, we've all, we've had that happen, Jeff. Don't kid yourself. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm talking about in the sky. Because it circles the sun, what every,

I don't know. A couple hundred years or whatever, so we never see them. Okay, so a couple hundred years, well, 84. 84 Earth years for it to go around the sun. So, you know, we, it can't be expected to catch everything. Was that another moon? Oh, it's already gone.

We can't tell for another 84 years until it comes by again. Make sure you tell the next scientist to look because he could be looking up. Oh, there it goes again. And we missed it again. we don't want to miss it. So congratulations to, is it Uranus? Is it Uranus?

Is it Uranus? It's Uranus. It's Uranus. And Uranus is a planet. Okay? I don't care. You can tell me it's not a planet. It's a planet.

And Neptune gets a couple new moons, too. So Neptune never lost its planetary status. Uranus, they took that away. You could never, never take away your planetary status. Uranus, not by me, not by anyone. No, Uranus will always be a planet in my eyes, no matter what they say. So today's a big day for Steve Baker, a reporter here at The Blaze and Blaze TV and Blaze television and radio, just the Blaze overall, The Blaze.com.

Steve was arrested today, turned himself into the FBI because he was in Washington, D.C., on January 6th. And he's been battling back and forth. And you can follow all his stories and all his journeys and all what happened. They just released a video of what happened when he was in the Capitol on January 6th. But he's now in court.

And he was charged. They found out finally what he was arrested for today. His charges are knowingly entering or remaining in any restrictions. building or grounds without lawful authority. Disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds. Disorderly conduct in a Capitol building.

Parading, demonstrating, or picketing in a Capitol building. Now, if you look at the footage and his version of being at the Capitol building, when the Capitol Police told him that they had to leave, they left. and so they were allowed in thanks to the Capitol Police. But he has now been arrested, and he's before the court. And if you follow along, you'll see what happens to Steve now that he has been officially charged for his horrific actions on January 6th. Now, I do want to remind you of some things that actually happened on January 6th as well,

that we seem to be forgetting. Okay. So we had the day the democracy almost died, January 6th. But gas was what, $193 a gallon? There was zero inflation. Supply chain was functioning well. Economy was strongest in 50 years. Border was controlled and secure. Taliban wasn't armed with U.S. artillery. Plenty of workers to fulfill labor needs. Stock market was at record highs.

401Ks had record high values. Entrance weights were at record low. Huh. Huh. Why would that have been? Why would that have been? I don't... Oh, you'd just have to tell me. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Well, it's Friday, so it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie?

What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count him one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's why we call it, What's the Lie? Our contestant today, Ron Phillips. If Ron wins, not only will he get to come back for another round. Yes, he'll win a Talking Sense, Jeffrey Bluefreshie.

For more information you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group, and find the freshly sent and design just for you. If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie, you can email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. Ron Phillips, welcome to What's the Lie? How are you, sir? I'm doing great. Thank you for having me.

So, Ron, I know some of our listeners will be familiar with you, as you are the co-host, co-dial Turner, at Mojo 5-0. I appreciate you taking the time out of your busy schedule to play What's the Lie? Your other co-host has played I think

two times, and he is not one. Yeah, I was never really good at picking out lies in my past, so we'll see how this goes. He is not one. All right, so you're ready to play? Four headlines, one not real. Okay. What's the lie?

Headline number one, When maggots are what the doctor ordered, it's useful. Headline number two. Chefs divided on whether you really need to wash knives. Headline number three, Miriam Webster says you can end a sentence with a preposition. Headline number four, Japan's millennia old naked man festival ending because of population decline. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, when maggots are what the doctor ordered, it's useful.

Headline number two, chefs divided on whether you really need to wash knives. Headline number three, Miriam Webster says you can end a sentence with a preposition. Headline number four, Japan's millennia old naked man festival ending because of a population decline. Those are your four headlines, Ron. what is the lie? Jeff, I'm going to go with the chefs are divided on whether to wash knives. You would be 100% correct.

Yes, congratulations. You have won. That's fantastic. You have won a Talking Sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie, and anyone can get more information at the Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie sent

and design for you. Ron, congratulations. And you also, I mean, listen, not only do you win that and prove that you are smarter than your co-os, you get to come back for another round. So, congratulations. I can't wait. I can't wait. I've never won anything in my life.

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