Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Miracles, Massacres and Flying Cars - Oh, My! 10/11/14

Episode Date: October 11, 2014

Jeffy shares his thoughts on the 2015 Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame nominees and reveals what he is most excited to check out at Glenn's 'Miracles and Massacres' Museum today. And, are you ready for flying cars?! Jeffy sure is and he plans to ride in the sky as soon as they taxi out of dealerships!All this and more on Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on TheBlaze Radio Network.Follow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It is fantastic. Welcome to the Jeff Fisher Show. I'm Jeff Fisher. Each day, I get an email called Sparks from theblaze.com to give me the top headlines and the stories that are running for the day on the Blaze. Let's go through this week, shall we? Under the heading Ebola. This is Monday.

The lone U.S. Ebola patient is in critical condition. Homeless man said to have contact with a lone U.S. Ebola case is located. American News photographer with Ebola is headed into Nebraska for treatment. A French nurse beats Ebola's death sentence. Should travel in and out of Ebola-stricken countries be restricted? actors brutal Ebola joke on Twitter sparked a wild reaction. So he removed it. Now, we can go down each day and then go back,

or we can take each day at a time. Let's quickly do my day. Each day. I mean, why go through and then go back? Let's just keep moving forward. Should travel in and out of Ebola-stricken countries be restricted. I think that will be an ongoing theme throughout the week, and the answer, of course, is yes. Actors' brutal Ebola joke on Twitter sparked a wild reaction, so he removed it.

What a bunch of wimps. A bunch of wimps. If you don't want to say it, don't say it. If you don't want to print it, don't print it. If you don't want to hit send to your social. media site, don't hit send. You might be able to get away with, oh, didn't need to hit send. It was a joke. I'm sorry. You may be able to get away with that once. The joke? People. People shouldn't be so scared about this virus from Africa. He only has two more years of his presidency.

see the actor Steve Howie who is he you ask I look it up I'll tweet it for you I'll tweet it at Jeff the MRI I will tweet the story he deleted I think he forgets that people can screenshot save forward retweet

and still have a copy of what you did but people got all mad at him and he deleted it Steve Steve Steve very disappointing very disappointed Tuesday Did something miraculous happen to cure Dr. Brantley of Ebola?

Spanish nurse is the first person outside of Africa to contract Ebola. You know what you want to hear. Glenn Beck's How to Stay Ebola Free Song. Oh, we will hear that. This is how U.S. health providers are prepping for Ebola. Obama on Ebola. We don't have a lot of margin for error. Did something miraculous happen to cure Dr. Brantley, Ebola?

He is fantastic. He just spoke. here in Dallas last night. I heard driving him this morning into the studios that he spoke and they played a little bit of his speech and he sounds good and he was being very thankful. And I thought he was going back to Africa. Maybe the doc decided, you know, things are pretty good right there. Spanish nurse first person outside of Africa to contract Ebola.

And I believe we've sparked controversy. We'll probably get to that on another day of Ebola headlines. because she had a dog. This is how the U.S. health providers are prepping for Ebola. I don't even want to open that story because I'm sure that they're just making a couple rooms available and they'll be quarantined. If it starts to go, it's going to jump ahead so fast. I don't know that we're going to be ready to keep up.

But, hey. And President Obama on Ebola, we don't have a lot of margin for error. Then why aren't we restricting the travel? Barack is my question. But hey, what do I know? Wednesday, Ebola headlines, the innovative approach used to treat the Dallas Ebola patient. Boy, that sounded good on Wednesday, didn't it?

About those suits that are supposed to protect workers from Ebola, they don't really. Oh, my God. Authorities in Spain, order to euthanize the dog owned by nurse IDISI, and they got wound up in Spain over a dog. CDC planning new travel related measures to fight Ebola. Uh-huh. How U.S. healthcare providers are planning to deal with Ebola. Uh-huh.

Thursday. Now, the first patient has died. Very sad. Very sad. We thought it was actually looking like he was stabling out. And it was, you know, it looked like maybe he was going to make it. That may be just the reports that we were hearing, so they were trying to make us feel better. But it was very sad that he died in the family.

I mean, now they've posed on everything. They've got the family in isolation. They've got all the, well, let's do the headline. I'm sorry. Now what? What will be done with the body of the U.S.'s first Ebola victim? Uh-oh, another possible case has emerged. Man who had contact with the deceased.

He really had contact with the room. Here's everything. We know about the new patient hospitalized over Ebola concerns. Despite massive public outcry, Spain euthanized the dog owed by a nurse. Plane offloads woman who vomited in a flight. She had no fever and was never in Africa. Uh-oh. See.

She actually may have just been sick. A little air sick. Uh-oh. She vomited. Get off the plane. Now, the good part for her is that everybody just was like, oh, no. Oh, I think she's sad. If I'm on a plane and somebody starts puking, I want them.

That's not a bad thing. Are you going to take her off or am I going? Because I don't know that I want to stay on this plane. And kids don't step in the, don't step in the puke there on the plane, okay? Let's go. We're off. Friday, Ebola. The biggest stories associated with the big story.

Update on the test result for the man who was exposed to the Dallas Ebola victim. Border agents catch an East African man sneaking into the, U.S. This is scary in light of Ebola. This is why you don't joke about having Ebola, especially if you're on a plane. The life of the first Ebola patient to die in the U.S. before the virus hit him. So the joke, so this guy's on an airplane flying and he's joking around

that he's going to have Ebola. I do. I think I have Ebola. You know, he's joking. But you can't, you just can't joke about that stuff. It's too, it is way too soon. The question of too soon, yes. And, and really, you have to, what the authorities will say is that, you know,

they have to take people at their word. Now, they were joking, if you watch the video, I'll tweet the story. If you watch the video, when they land, the guys with the hazmat suits, come on. If you watch some of the faces around on the plane, you get the look of, yeah. We know you were joking, but take that. Shut the hell up. And you get the look of, oh, thank God.

Thank God the authorities are here. So it's pretty good. It's well worth to watch. Really good. And we also know that the test result for the police officer that actually didn't touch anything, just walked into the apartment of the African man who just passed away here in Dallas with Ebola. And he was feeling sick and had a fever and went to the hospital. I'd like to be Millie, working at the hospital.

have a fever yes okay uh yeah i have a stomach ache i really don't feel good uh i really have i've got the i've got the i've got to look back up a lot and i don't feel good my nose is funny fever okay um i have to ask this uh you know just say you don't today's world have you uh have you been to africa or come into contact with uh anyone uh with Ebola? Well, yes, I have. I went into the apartment of the man with Ebola. Yes, you have, yes.

I'm going to slide this window shut now, sir, and I'll be back. You wait right there. Don't move. And go ahead, just breathe down between your legs. Don't breathe on Michael's hiding glass window here. I'll be right back. How bad does Millie feel then?

Oh, my gosh. Frightening is heck. Now, what? You haven't heard the Ebola song? Are you kidding me? Well, I'll tell you what. My kids, I've been walking around the house singing this stupid song all week.

So from me to you, the Ebola song. Keep away from eyes that bleed. Don't lick vomit off the street. And I know you don't want to die So slowly back away from that infected guy Stay an Ebola free Stay an Ebola free Don't eat that raw meat and see

We'll all be Ebola free Keep away from those sweaty sheets Keep away from discharge that secrete sand If you want to call me your fear Put down that glass of diarrhea Stay an Ebola free Stay an Ebola free Don't touch others poop and pee

And we'll be Ebola free Just wash you your hands and you will see we can be Ebola free. Just remember, put down that glass of diarrhea and you too. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Okay, today, this week, here in Dallas, Texas, Las Calinas, Irving. You know where I'm at.

the FW, the MetroPLAG, broadcasting live from the Mercury Studios. We also have the God Guns and Giving Week going on. Today is the big shooting event at Elm Fork Shooting Range, and then the museum is still open here at the Mercury Studios. The museum is amazing. If you have the opportunity to get here today, do it don't say oh we'll wait till glenn makes it free and puts it in trucks and travels across the country just come here and see it he will and is going to and said he's going to uh you know load it up

put it in trucks and hit the road he will do that i promise he's got it in his head it will happen but if you can get here today today is the day to see it everybody's been here all week working on it it's been unbelievable the

the people volunteering for Mercury 1 are fantastic thank you so much for coming here to Los Kalinas and volunteering for Mercury 1 and the God Guns of giving the dinner was last night

and David Barton spoke and then Jeff Allen. That little comedy at the end of the night with Jeff Allen, who got guns and getting dinner. And I know there's, you know, I saw one picture already. I forgot that I put the Miss Texas was at the dinner last night. I may have stolen her sash and put it on. So there may be a picture or two of me wandering around with the Miss Texas sash on. She was mad.

You know, did you know that they get really mad when you take their stuff like that? I mean, you kind of think, hey, you know, she's Miss Texas. What's she going to do? The girl, what's she going to do? I'll just take it. I'll walk around with it for a while. Pretend that Miss Texas. She was, wow.

They get really mad. Boy, I think how mad she would have been if I'd have taken the crown. Because when I first met her, I went, yeah, yeah, nice crown, mine's better. Uh-huh, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh. So then I took her sash. That ticked me off when she didn't like my crown yolk.

So I took the sash. What do you think? Good plan, bad plan. She didn't think it was that good plan. Welcome to the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Man, you don't need to go anywhere else when you're listening to when you need broadcast radio news and information.

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Oh, my gosh. We have to talk a little bit about, I want to read the police report. I have not read this yet, so you and I will share it together for the first time. I want to read the Sarah Palin police report from her family brawl. If you're not familiar with the family brawl, we'll tell you what happened. But it looked like there was some kind of Palin, drunken brawl that took place.

And yes, Sarah was there. And we're going to talk. I saw the President Obama Columbus Day Proclamation. We may have to read a little bit of that. And if you get a chance, look up the story. of the this is that the Pope Pius the seventh story I just heard we have his Bible in the museum here in Texas and I was told the story of Pope Pius the 7th and unbelievable we we have his we have his by his actual Bible that he was for how he got the job how he

became pope what he did after he became pope his little world with napoleon back and forth amazing Napoleon decided that he was going to like him and then called him called him into paris and then decided you know what this guy's getting bigger cheers than me so I don't like him get out of here The Pope said, hey, you did that to me. I don't like you now. I'm going to excommunicate you. And after he was, after Napoleon was excommunicated, things went downhill for him. And Pope Pius I was the 7th.

Oh. So we've got his Bible. And there's just, if you can come to the Mercury One theater and see the museum. Do it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only. on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

Welcome to it. How are you? 888-9033-93 is the phone number. I can give you another line with his restrictions. But that line, that line right there, no restriction. Before we get to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, let's talk a little bit about the Super Bowl, where it's been reported. Pop star Katie Perry.

going to be performing at halftime. Yes. Katie Perry, that wouldn't surprise me, actually, and it might not be true. I don't think that's been 100% confirmed yet. It's just been multiple reports. And you know how multiple reports in today's world work. One guy says it.

Then another person repeats that guy. And then another person repeats that girl. And pretty soon, multiple reports say. And they're all just working off the same little tagline. So it's possible that, you know, after her little stint on ESPN game day last Saturday, that the world said, oh, she needs to perform at the Super Bowl. She was pretty good on ESPN game day. Oh, it is Saturday today, too.

We do have some college football today, and I'm not going to be able to see much of it. Very, very disappointing. Missouri Tigers taking on the Georgia Bulldogs. 12 noon Eastern. Columbia, Missouri. Probably catching on ESPN, too, or regular ESPN. I'm not sure. Check local listings.

Rock and roll Hall of Fame. We could talk football if you'd like. I mean, instead of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I'm willing to talk some football. I've turned, Pat Gray, who is, you know, on the Glenbeck radio program with myself and Stubergier. He's got me kind of hooked on the BYU of Cougars now, and they just let me down in an overtime on Thursday night against UCF.

They should have won that game. They should they lost their quarterback. We could talk college football. We can. We could talk football. I'm happy to talk football. My oldest son, if you don't know, played for the Missouri Tigers, which is why I'm a Missouri fan now, M-I-Z.

Georgia comes into town. I will be amazed if Missouri can beat Georgia. Would love it, but I would love to see. see it. We'd move up and do it farther than the top 25. Georgia might get kicked out from the top 25. They lose to us.

Rock and roll Hall of Fame. And there was some big losses last week. Oh my gosh. Big losses last week. In the top 25. So if you were a team that lost last week, tough week to lose.

If you won, you would have moved up. ranks quickly as b yu found out rock and roll hall of fame the 2015 inductees and you know you can vote so i just tweeted from my twitter account ad jeffie m r a cash your vote for the 2015 rock and roll and roll fame inductees go ahead cast them now the rock and roll fame the rock and roll hall of fame nominees The Paul Butterfield Blues Band The American Rock and Roll

Collides with Real South Side Chicago Blues Yeah Uh no Sheik A powerful combination of grooves Soul and distinctly New York City Studio Smarts

No Green Day Perennial punk Adolescence true to the Baseman and Garage Rock Band ethos you think green day well you know to get in artists become eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first record so all the criteria influence significance contributions to the development and perpetuation of rock and roll Okay.

Is that true with Sheik? Next in line, Joan Jedd in the Black Hearts. A potent mix of hard rock, glam, punk, metal, and garage rock that's relevant in an era. Oh, I read that wrong. That's relevant in any era. Is it? Is it a potent mix of hard rock, glam, punk, metal, and garage rock that's relevant in any era? that's relevant in any era.

Is it? Oh, my gosh. Beginning in 2012, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame opened nominee voting to fans around the world. The top five nominees, as voted by the fans, count for one ballot entry, which has weighted the same as individual ballot entries submitted by members of the International Voting Body.

I have to find out who the International Voting Body. They really are. Next, in line, craftwork. The foundation of all synthesizer-based rock and roll electronic dance music. Uh, no. The Marvelettes, Motown's first official number one hitmakers. Yeah, no. Well, maybe.

Maybe, maybe. Maybe, maybe. We're going to back up on my know on the Marvellettes. Motown was a huge influence on all genres of that. music for years and so it's very possible that the Marvel is NWA Massive influence, sonic power and boundary

smashing perspective in nine inch nails the sounds and sights of transgressive art launched into the mainstream nine inch nails the sounds and sights of transgressive art launched into the mainstream. Yeah.

No. The Amet Ertiguan Award. Songwriters, producers, disc jockeys, record executives, journalists, and other industry professionals who have had a major influence on the development of rock and roll. Please note that in 2011, the Almit Ertiguan Award was replaced, has replaced the non-performer category. Oh, I was wondering what happened in the non-performer category. Okay, so I met Erdogan Award replaced that in 2011. That was dumb of me not know that.

Next in line for the 2015, rock and roll hall of fame inductees possibly going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in the swinging town of Cleveland, Ohio. Lou Reed, 40 plus years shaping the sound and sense of contemporary music. Maybe. Maybe for Lou. Maybe for the... the other one, Marvelettes. Artists whose music predated rock and roll,

but had an impact on the evolution of rock and roll and inspired rock's leading artists. The special selection committee elects the inductees in the non-performer and early influences category. So there's the early influences category, the Amet Ertwin Award, and, of course, the performer. And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Award for Musical Excellence. Ooh, this category was introduced in

2000. It honors those musicians, producers, and others who have spent their careers out of the spotlight, working with major artists on various parts of their recording and live careers. Though they often play a key role in the creation of memorable music, the public rarely knows them by name. A separate committee selects the inductees in this category. Please note that in 2011, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Award for Musical Excellence has replaced the sideman category. Oh, see? Just when you think the non-performer category and the sideman category were just thrown out for nothing, they just gave it a new name. Next in line, the Smiths. Four bandmates, five years, four albums, and a vast sphere of influence. Yeah, no. The Spinners,

one of the world's most beloved R&B vocal groups. Yes, they are. Maybe. Maybe. More from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, 2015, possible in the Dukes. Sting. A singular worldview reflected in a broad musical palette. I love this guy. I was writing these are tremendous. Sting. A singular worldview reflected in a broad musical palette.

Yeah. Well, you know, Sting's already in, right, with the police, so. It doesn't set presence for him not to be in there. Does he deserve it as Sting? I don't know. That's, you know, we'll see. I like Sting. I do, I like Sting, but, you know, he's already in.

Stevie Ray Vaughn, a fiery show stopper who influenced a generation of blues players. He did do that, and Stevie Ray should be in. He definitely influenced the guitar playing for years and years, and probably still is. And he needs to be. Steamy Ray Vaughn. Hello. Next in line, war.

A steamy mix of blues and soul, rock and R&B, built on a strong Afro-Latin foundation. A steamy mix of blues and soul, rock and R&B, built on a strong Afro-Latin foundation. They had no idea who they were. But, uh, no.

And next in line, and last but not least, the 2015, rock and roll hall of fame inductee list, Bill Withers, a unique composer and vocalist with songs that spoke for everyone. Bill Withers, a unique composer and vocalist with songs that spoke for everyone. I love Bill Withers. No, Bill, I love you. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

890333 is the phone number. So before we get, we'll go down to Sarah Payland. We'll fight in a little bit. But, okay, so I got, I got the new Samsung S5. I love it. Beautiful. It does everything. Almost don't need my tablet anymore with this thing.

I was just thinking about. that last night do I really need my tablet but how do I tell my daughter that the case that she got she was so happy she brought home a little case nice put it on it's got a little clip like I like does have a little clip that I like but the overall thing I'm going to have to find a way to tell her look baby I love you but we're going to have to find another case okay Maybe I take her with me and just pick up the one I want, move on from there. I think that's what I'll do. So we've got, we're here at Mercury Studios live, and I was just laughing because I went out to take a look in the break to see if anyone was here yet.

And there's a few people getting ready to kick off the day here for the museum. But when I first got here, there's only the security people. And so I thought for sure they'd come up and talk to me outside when I pulled up because I parked in a different spot in line. normally parking and uh nothing so i come in the building and i mean i are you doing guys and uh saw the one oh okay and so i come come back in and the guy the one security police officer off duty police officer is with the defense to tell you what we'll load it up we'll get it out of here i split it with you 50-50 he didn't think that was funny

Figure that out. So Sarah Palin, big fight. Big fight, Sarah Palin. Are you kidding me? She's. The whole family, the whole Palin damn family that's fighting up in Alaska. Agonizing.

Six big takeaways from the story, according to CNN. When he arrived, shirtless, heavily intoxicated, and belligerent at first, track Palin. Sarah Palin's adult son was about to step into a white limousine

with his parents, Sarah and Todd. They'd all been at the party of Klingenmeyer's house. Jack told the officer some guys were talking rudely to his sisters and making them cry, so he stuck up for them. When one of his friends identified only as Stephen got punched by one of the rude guys, and the fight started. Todd said that's when everything escalated and it was a situation they could walk away from. Got news for you, Todd?

Yes. Yes, you could have. And if I'm Sarah, I would have. I don't know that you get into... I don't know that you get into the fight of Sarah. Sarah Palin's family got into a fight, and she drove away saying, hey, screw you, I'm not going to fight with you.

But why not? Or she just sits in the limousine and lets it all play out. It doesn't get involved. Right? Sarah Palin did defend her daughter Bristol. I love my Bristol. I love my Bristol, she wrote.

My straight shooter is one of the strongest young women you'll ever meet. I have to say this is a proud mama right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate. My kid's defense of family makes my heart sore. As you can imagine, they and my extended family have experienced so many things, liberal media-driven, that they have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith. And I'm thankful to our friends. Are you, Sarah? Are you?

Well, I hope so. I hope so. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear.

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Tremendous hour of broadcast time with me today. And then Michael Pelka comes on. Then Canaan Cup, Chris Salsato, Mike Slato, Joe Paggs. You know what? You don't need to go anywhere else. You've got Michael Pelko with his program, immediately following this. Then you've got Will Kane and Scy Cup. Then you've got Chris Salsato.

Then you've got Mike Slater. Then you've got Joe Pags. my gosh, Saturday is a full plate that we give to you three. You're welcome. So I retweeted this yesterday from at Howard Weaver, who tweeted. It's a cartoon with a fat guy that's got a beer, a cigarette, French fries, a super big gulp, and a hamburger with a scary space on it, screaming Ebola. And underneath Ebola, there's obesity, 300,000 deaths per year. Tobacco, 450,000 deaths per year.

Alcohol, 88,000 deaths per year. I don't know if those numbers are correct, but I'm pretty sure that there's more obesity, tobacco, and alcohol deaths than one in the United States from Ebola. Mark and Maryland, you are on the broadcast. Welcome. Whenever you read any book or anything, you get a follow up, the storyline. And there's always a storyline behind every great writing. And one of the things is I love to sit back and try to figure out different storylines.

And you look at that comic strip series. It came out, Comic Book V for Vendetta. And eventually they did a movie on it. They showed where the government or the powers that be allow certain things to happen and continue to happen to a point to where everybody's on their knees screaming, oh, great government, oh, great king, please save us. We need to be saved. And then they take over, put more control on the people. and by controlling more of the people, they make more of the money on the backside, because there's always two sides to every coin.

And the whole Ebola thing is, hey, man, you can't just let a good thing go unused. And they're going to make all kinds of political heyday. They're going to make a lot of money on this whole thing. And people are going to turn around, and they're going to be looking for that magical leader to come bail them out. Well, fortunately, we already have that. Oh, yeah, we can't, you know, they wouldn't let that happen to us now.

That's very true. At least they wouldn't let us think so. So, I mean, that's what you believe our end game is, is that we just want to have our fearless leader take over everything? Basically, here and elsewhere in the world, you've got to follow the storyline. The Bible. Oh my gosh.

I can't believe I said that word. I'm in trouble now. I know. We dumped it. It has a storyline. Every book has a storyline. It's reading the story behind the story. Thank you very much.

And I believe that Mark, you know, perhaps he didn't realize that he was saying what Gwyneth Paltrow said at her. little dinner with, you know, Barack Obama, she was, well, she called President's push for equal pay very important as a working mother. She had a working mother. And she also said, it would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all the power that he need to pass the thing that he needs. to pass. Yes.

Yes, it would, Glennon. Yes, it would. I forgot to mention that also our troops have arrived in the Ebola hot zone. They showed up Thursday,

which would have been late Thursday, Friday for us. Six U.S. military planes arrived in the hot zone. So, yay! It's fixed. It is fixed. No problem.

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It's unbelievable, huh? I mean, we just give, give, give, give. Just never seem to stop. All right, so I'm driving in today. It's raining here in the Metroplex. Very disappointing. It's going to be beautiful tomorrow, but it's very disappointing. I hope the rain blows through because I want to go shooting today.

I want to go shoot some of them there close. Pigeons today. I don't want to come back over here to the museum and see me some some bibles that are worth a lot, a lot of money and some other stuff. My other favorite thing here at the museum is the sitting bull death mask. Really, really cool. I want it. It's not mine, though, and they won't let me take it. I know. I know. Go figure. So if you're in anywhere in the area, show up. Come on. Let's go. You know where it's at. It's right here.

Mercury Studios, Los Kalinas, Texas. Just come, all right? Now, they tell you, they may tell you outside. Hey, they're all booked up. Just say, look, I got an extra 200 feet. Bring cash. We'll let you in. I don't know that to be true.

But I know that if I were you and I wanted to come today and I didn't have a ticket, I would show up with cash. And just say, here, a couple hundred bucks, let me in. Someone may let me. you in. For a couple hundred bucks, someone may let you in. I don't know that. They might kick you out, tell you to get lost. But if I were you, I would attempt to get in with cash money. I'm saying you're going to get in. Just saying I would give it a shot. But that's just me. So I'm driving in today. It's raining. And I'm cruising along and I'm picking up the pace.

And then I all of a sudden I get gun shy again because whenever I'm driving in the rain, I'm reminded of the morning that I'm driving across the Gandy Bridge from St. Petersburg, Florida into Tampa. Going across the westbound span of the Gandy Boulevard, Gandy Bridge, and it's raining, and I'm driving, I'm driving a Dodge pickup truck. Yes, I love that truck. The red Dodge pickup truck. I love that truck. Extended cab, VA, Fox, I love it.

So I'm driving across the bridge and it's raining and I'm going. I may be driving a little fast. You know, I don't know. I don't recall. But then I hit, you know, I hit the pedal started hydroplaining. And it's early. It's like 4.30 of the morning. About the same amount of time that I was this morning when I'm driving in.

So it's the same time of day. And I start to, and so I'm losing a little bit. I don't have any control of the wheels and I look at my mirror, there's no traffic. I'm okay. I said, all right, well, no problem. I just ride this out. And then I starts going a little bit farther

and I start to spin, whish. And now I'm going backwards. I'm facing the way I came. Still no cars, though. I'm okay. And then I spin around again, whoosh. And I cannot get control of this stupid truck.

And then, bam, into the guardrail. and then backwards all along the concrete and then turned around another circle and I'm sticking out into the into the roadway it's a two lane bridge two lanes with a side side part

so you can kind of get another car off if you're you know if you're pull off for emergencies only but it's tough and as I'm finally my seat says extended cab brakes and falls flat back so I'm laying flat

in the cab of the truck not moving raining storming just got done hitting the guard rail I know the tail end of my truck is sticking out into the road crap I'm going to get hit so I sit up

look out my window yes lights are coming but I'm way over on the inside of the bridge so I know the cars can get by I'm okay. As long as they see me, I'm not going to get hit. And it's really raining. It's really raining a lot.

So, I mean, I don't really want to get out of my truck because it's really rainy. I don't want to get soaking wet. I'm already shook a little from the accident. Okay. I don't really want to get out all wet. So I called 911. You know, I tell them where I'm at what's going on, what happened. And so that they can get somebody to take them.

take care of the traffic on the bridge because we're coming up on prime time pretty soon there's going to be more and more traffic i know that and so a truck comes by and he drives by real slow and sees that it just happened and so another car comes by and he the one car stops pulls over into behind kind of my truck he gets out and he comes over to he comes over to the rider's side and it's locked you know so i'm like i'm not opening the window to talk to this guy it's raining it's storming i know that he got out of his truck and he's a real nice guy i got it but you know i don't really want to get all wet so I just kind of roll down my window a little bit. Yellow.

Yeah, I'm fine. I just already called 911. I'm fine. Thank you for stopping. Appreciate it. Everything's fine. Roll my window back up and he runs back into his truck. Now he's soaking wet.

I'm still dry. I'm still kind of shocked from the accident, but I'm not getting wet, okay? I'm just not. I don't have to get wet. I'm not getting wet. So I'm reminded of this this morning driving in. So I slow back down. I slow it back down a little bit.

I'm like, okay, I don't want a hydroplane here. And, you know, there's no guardrails. And I'm going to end up off to the side hitting some hill on the side of 114 in the Metroplex. And then if you're inside, once I get inside the heart of the Metroplex, then there's concrete everywhere. Concrete and automobiles, when together and the automobile hits the concrete, the car will usually lose. is just letting you know that if you don't already know that. So that got me thinking about flying cars. Because earlier in the week, we heard about this Slovakian firm who had, they're saying

that their car is ready to go. It's a flying car. And you watch the video and it's like, okay. It really isn't, you know, it's not a fat guy seating for sure. But definitely not fat guy seating in that car. where are you going to put groceries it's more of a plane that can be a car than a flying car right now there's plenty of companies that talk about having flying cars you know kind of ready to go uh they think they're ready to go you know there's uh the uh terra fuegoigo uh has got a car that they say is

no flying car and ready to go, almost ready to go in production. They've had a lot of money. They're good to go. He's saying that he's already got people ordering them. He's saying that 100 customers already have placed pre-orders. $279,000 for this one. $279,000. That was not even.

out yet. And this one will fly at speeds of 100 miles an hour and can go up to 10,000 feet. They're saying 2016 and something like that for that car. This one's ready to go, the one we had up on the Blaze, theblaze.com earlier this week. This one, and you see the video, and it's, it is ready to go. It's just not what you think of when you think of a flying car. So I'm driving it this morning, I'm thinking, boy, boy, flying cars couldn't do that. And then I'm trying to think the infrastructure is not ready for flying cars. It's just not.

Just not. Now, we talked about it a little bit on the Pat and Stu show earlier in the week. And as much as I hate Stu, he did have a, you know, brought up a good point about the flying cars, maybe outside of cities, you know, over the interstates, you're able to fly, and then in the cities

you're not. You know, you're banned from flying. in the cities. Kind of like that. That's not bad. You know, along the interstates, you put a, you know, you're able to have like a little runway takeoff area. And if you have a, if you have a car that flies, you know, you pull over and you take off along the interstate and you can fly inside these particular zones that aren't in the cities. Love that. Which would get you places faster. Now, how high do you fly? Who regulates it? Our infrastructure is not ready for flying cars at all. What will happen first is we'll have the driverless cars,

which I am for. I love to drive, but I'm okay with not driving. Just get me where I got to go. I am a huge fan of that. So if there's a car that I can get into and say, take me to work, and then I can read, I can walk, I can sleep, I can do whatever I want, I can't walk. But I mean, I can read, and I can listen to music.

You know what, if the car is big enough, I could walk around. And then, you know, and it gets me there. I am good with that. Once we have that down, then you could have the flying cars, automated flying cars. Nothing could go wrong with that. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show.

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They're getting ready over at Godguns and Giving. We're going to do some shooting today. If you could make it out or if you're part of it, look forward to seeing you out there. if you have an opportunity to come to Mercury 1 studios and see the museum. Today is the final day of that. However, Glenn talked last night in his pre-end, during dinner speech at the God gives, God, guns, and giving dinner, that he wants to take it on the road. Now, he's talked a little bit about that off the air.

I know we talked about it off the air. I don't know that he talked about it on the air, although he talked a little bit about it on the air on radio yesterday. big time yesterday he wants he's really really hot on taking it on the road so i would count on that happening uh whatever the man gets something in his crawl like that pretty much sticks gonna happen just the way it is uh 888 9-03033 93 and they're so oh my gosh i don't know what you'd take on the road i don't know what you'd pull what you'd take what you don't want to take everything that he's got going on here in this museum is tremendous. On top of the technology that they're calling the 4D experience on World War II is amazing.

And once that is perfected, I mean, it is really cool now. And once it's perfected, it's going to be super cool if you know what I'm saying. And so you've got that to look forward to. and he wants to go take it on the road, and he wants to make it free. So, you know, he wants to pull up and open it up at a park and say, come on.

We're doing a show. We're doing this. Here's the museum. Here's this. Take a look. It's all free. Thank you very much. Here's some lemonade.

Get out. We're moving on. Box it up. We're heading out. So I'm sure that's going to happen soon. Typhoon Vong Fong. Bering down on Okinawa. It wasn't just a few days ago.

We had Typhoon Vong Fong. the strongest most beautiful storm ever to be in the ocean. Thankfully, it wasn't going to hurt anything. Now Typhoon Vong Fong is heading for Okinawa. It will do some damage, but it has weakened. By the time it goes over Japan and Tokyo, it will be only tropical storm force winds. 60 to 40-mile-hour winds.

We're still around 100 now. hurricane or typhoon strength. So if you're anywhere in the Okinawa, Japan area, be ready for typhoon fong, which I can't stop saying the name. I had to do the story so I could just get typhoon fong fong system. And I don't know that I got it out of my system, to be honest with you,

but I had to say it a few more times just to try to get it out of my system. Typhoon fong fong. No? Didn't work that time. Okay. tucked away. I met a number of people from the state of Ohio the last few days. I think we have half the state of Ohio here in Texas at the museum and at part of, you know, a part of God's guns and giving because every time I, hi, hi, Jeffrey, how you doing?

We're here from Ohio. I mean, is it someone, okay, I got it. I grew up in Michigan. I was raised to hate Ohio. is that the only people that I can meet in my life are people from Ohio? I met a lot of people from Ohio. But one thing that we didn't talk about when I met these people from Ohio is the portal to hell. Tucked away behind the Ohio woods exists Satan's hollow. It's a storm drain that serves as a gathering spot for devil worshippers. It's one of the best known,

least seen. It's an urban legend. It's not an urban legend. You saw the photos. It is the portal to hell. If you go down there, you look and there's paintings and drawings and yes, an altar room. Because the legend, it's not a legend, it really happened, claims they managed to open a doorway to hell. If you look at the village, the tunnels are emblazoned with six, six, six. Who wrote this to 666 and other signs associated with the devil. Yes. Guess what? 666 is a sign that's associated with the devil. Mr. Oliver Darcy. Yes, Oliver, that's correct. Rumors even persist that a demon known as the Shadow Man, guards the portal of hell.

Do we see it? He has some kind of hall monitor from hell, left here by Satan to guard these tunnels. The shadow man is said to appear in the form of a human only completely blacked out, hence his name. Well, okay, so, I mean, now it's turning into a tourist trap. I mean, let's be real. But it'd be kind of fun to see. I mean, it is Ohio. What else are going to do in the state? of Ohio. Go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

and see if Sheik is in there? No. No, but you could go to the portal of hell. That would be fun. Look, kids, it's the portal of hell. What do you think? All right, so we talked about Ebola. We talked about

flying cars and dying in car crashes. We talked about the portal to hell. We talked about the fight between Pope Pius the 7th and Napoleon, and we have both their Bibles in the Mercury One Museum here at the Mercury Studios in Dallas, Texas. What's left to talk about? Oh, I know, the introvirus D68, a way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way,

people infected than Ebola. Right now in California, 32 patients. However, in Hamilton, New Jersey, we've had a death, and a total of 14 cases of the antivitis 68 have been confirmed in New Jersey. There have been nearly 700 cases nationwide as of last Thursday, according to the CDC. Symptoms of the virus include cough, runny nose, sneezing, body and muscle aches, and possibly a low-grade fever. Symptoms of the virus include cough, runny nose, sneezing, body and muscle aches, and possibly

low-grade fever. Boy, that doesn't sound like anything, does it? That doesn't sound like anything at all. So don't worry about it. The intro virus D-68. Listen, you all listen to this broadcast, homeschool your kids, so don't worry about it. And I'm sure that your kids don't play with any of the other kids

in the neighborhood that go to public schools. I'm sure that you don't touch any of the shopping carts at the grocery store. stores that those people touch. And I'm positive, positive, that the lady who just sneezed in her hand and then picked up the box of macaroni and cheese and put it back on the shelf, that's the box that you put in your cart. You didn't really touch that.

So don't worry about that. You don't have to worry about anything. Because it's all good. Everything is fine. Everything is awesome. If you're part of the team. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Bleeds. Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show. 888-9033-93 is the phone number. Welcome to the broadcast, Pure Opelka with Mike Opelka. That's funny. Let's say you call it Pure Opelca. His name is Mike Opelca. He comes up in just moments on the Boys Radio Network immediately following this broadcast. And then Canaan Cup, Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, and Joe Pags round out the day on the

A's Radio Network. So in Nebraska, are you ready to call your kids Purple Penguins? Because that's what the Nebraska School District in Lincoln, Nebraska, wants you to call a gender-inclusive school district. Stop calling them boys and girls. Call kids Purple Penguins. We have pretty much lost our mind. So I saw Marcus LaTrell last night.

I wandering the hallways at God's Guns and giving. he's going to be out at the shoot today. And it got me thinking that if you haven't seen, as I'm going, I'm trying to go through some stuff. I've got a stack of paper here that I never get to things every week. I say, oh, I'll get to that. So I'm just going to run through some stuff here before the end of the show, stuff that I haven't gotten to yet.

Bradley Cooper playing Chris Kyle, if you have not seen the trailer for that, it comes out the end of December, right around Christmas, in American sniper. Fantastic. Fantastic. At least the trailer. I hope the rest of it is just as good as the trailer.

Got me thinking about that because I saw Marcus. I'm going to see him again today. Hello, Loan Survivor. Marcus, what's happening? How are you doing? And he'll be as jovial as ever, I'm sure. This particular piece of paper has been with me forever. Which massive cultural event from the past 50 or 60 years would you have wanted to attend?

Throw this from a Pat Gray email to me. Woodstock? MLK March on Washington. The Moonwalk. Taping of I Love Lucy. The fall of the Berlin Wall. JFK assassination. Rosa Parks refusing to move.

Would you like to have been at those? Oh, me, blu-de-be-blood. Woodstock, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. At the time, it would have been the time. It would have been the thing to do. Looking back at it now, did you want to be there? Maybe now. Maybe. But I was just, I can't remember who I was talking to that was talking about actually being there. And being sitting right in front of the main board there in the middle of the hill.

Who was a... Anyway, and they were telling me all about Woodstock. And it was a pretty, it was fascinating story. because they were there for the entire thing. Drug-free, at least. That's what they said. The MLK March on Washington, maybe. Moonwalk, that would have been cool.

I would have been okay with going to the moon, being on the moonwalk. Taping of I love Lucy. I mean, I saw, I was at, when I was, you know, a real little, a little next door. I remember seeing her car at Universal Studios. So I got the same thing. Fall of the Berlin Wall.

Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall. JFK assassination. I would not have wanted to have been there. I would not have wanted to have been to the assassination. I'm okay with looking at it and seeing it and thinking how bad you felt looking at it on television, feeling that you were there. Here it would have been a completely different thing.

Don't you think? I think so for sure. Another piece is murder comes naturally to chimpanzees. We'll just leave it about that. You can figure that. That story out for yourself. And if you live in Illinois, 50% of you want to leave if they could. Connecticut, 49% would leave if they could.

Yeah, that's right. Think about it. Think about it. States where the fewest residents would leave if they could. in the middle is tied for second place is Oregon, New Hampshire and Texas. First place is Montana. Only 23% said that they would leave if they could. And what's actually kind of says Texas probably has the biggest land,

and most people probably puts us number one. I'm just saying that since I'm in Texas. I'm saying we're number one. It's just the way it is. Get over. Colorado, Minnesota, South Dakota, and Wyoming, all way under 30% of people want to leave if they could. So, I mean, they want to stay in those states. But Illinois, Illinois, Illinois, who else is from Illinois?

Connecticut. And then you have Maryland, Nevada, Rhode Island, New Jersey, New York. What do all these states have in common except for Illinois? Connecticut, Maryland, Rhode Island, New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts. One, two, three, four, five, six out of... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Those are the top ten. Six out of the ten. Northeast states.

Huh. Huh. Amazing. Amazing. Then you've got Nevada, which is kind of an anomaly out there in the middle. Louisiana, Mississippi, both together in the south, way south. You know, 40 or 39% would leave if they could. And then Illinois, coming in at number one.

Everybody wants to get the hell out of Illinois. That's an amazing thing. Listen, have a great week. We'll see you back here next week for more fun and frivolity. No reason to go anywhere else. Stay right here on the Blaze Radio Network. I don't know that if anyone has told you this or not, but you look great today.

I mean that. You look great. Except you're not really going to wear that all day, are you? Okay. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, I told you, it looks good on you. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.