Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Not So Sure… | 5/19/23

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

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The 81-year-old TV personality businesswoman is on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. And she looks pretty good for 81. I'm just, you know, don't look at me like that. I'm just saying she looks pretty good for Martha Stewart at 81. Now, she has now claimed that, hey, no, I've never gone under the knife. Okay, there's no cuts to clown face in Martha Stewart's world. And I, you know, I first heard that and I was like, you know, I think we're walking that fine line again. Where, you know, that they don't do the cuts, but they do the fillers.

Well, she even mentions that. She says, I wear hats. I wear sunblock. have regular facials and I get a spray tan and she said I'm not a hairy person but I got a complete body wax you know for the shoot she's saying for the SI shoot and she said you know there are every now and then certain fillers that I can do uh-huh but uh I hate Botox according to according to Martha and so she's never gone under the knife now I I Believe I have to disagree with that because while she isn't, three cuts to clown face,

when you look at the close-ups of Martha at 81, the old chin and the neck, the under the under chin looks pretty tight. And then you get to the 81-year-old neck and you're like, ooh, oh, I feel like there's been a cut. I feel like there's been a cut or two on tightening up the chin so that the face still stays tight. but that's just me. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. What did I do with that 60,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate?

What did I do? So, you, I mean, you have heard, of course, of ammonium nitrate. It's a chemical used for fertilizer. Oh, yeah, and explosives, that's all. And it went missing. It was shipped by rail. From Wyoming to California, last month, the rail car loaded with 30 tons of chemical left Cheyenne, Wyoming on April 12th. The car found empty after it arrived at a rail stop in the Mojave Desert.

Huh. What did I do with that 60,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate? Man, I don't know what. It's not in this pocket. It's not in this pocket. I don't know. I don't know what I did. Have you looked under the cushions?

No? Okay. So the company, Dino Nobel, Dino, N-O-B-E-L, Dino-N-O-B-E-L, Dino-N-O-N-B-E-L, made a report saying that, yeah, hey, we filled it up, and we tagged it, and everything was fine. Really? Yeah. When it left the facility, the seals were still intact, and it was still intact. and who was still intact when they stopped in the Mojave too, but it's completely empty.

We don't know what happened. Okay. Now, one investigation from the Federal Railroad Administration, and there's been like three or four investigations into this, and they're all doing a bang-up job, because we still don't know what happened to it, but they're investigating. They claim that one of the hopper car gates weren't

closed properly. So the ammonium nitrate comes in pellet form. So they're trying to make me believe that, yeah, they just bounced out. During the traveling, they just bounced out of the hole. What are you going to do?

I mean, just pellets of ammonium nitrate and fertilizer all along the rail track. What are you going to do? Okay, yeah, yeah, I believe that. Don't worry about it. so now we still have the investigation and we don't know what happened to the 60,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate. Now, was it stolen? Probably it sounds like the beginning of a good show, actually.

I'm willing to make that happen. Well, I'm guessing this is just, again, again, this is just me. This is me. I'm reading the story, I'm thinking out loud with you here on chewing the fat. I'm thinking that someone at the old Dynamo Noble didn't fill the car at all and just put the seals on it and said, there you go take care get out of here and so then now dino has an extra 60,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate sitting around and they're just waiting for another company to come along and say hey we need 60,000 pounds of ammonia oh okay I've got some in the back I got some in the back for you and they just waited for the car to get open wherever they were going to open it along this trip

and realize that it was empty and create this big hullabaloo they're still up 60,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate. Now, the other version would be that it was actually stolen, and I don't want to think about that because when ammonium nitrate gets stolen, it really isn't because of the fertilizer aspect of it. So I don't want to see it used for nefarious purposes. But that's what I'm going with. It's the company's fault.

Speaking of crime, I see my man, Sam Britton. You remember him, the former Department of Energy officials. you know Sam the doggy play Sam Britton likes to wear dresses was part of the administration he was also accused now of stealing the Tanzanian fashion designers dresses from her airport luggage and he was arrested yesterday as a fugitive from justice is what they're calling it in Maryland so like a spokesperson for the metropolitan Washington airport's authority and I I love the NAA, NAA, NWAA. Yeah, NWAA, the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority.

They said the arrest was again related to the alleged theft of airport luggage. That's the third allegation made against him, because he was already in trouble for the two, right? So he had the one at, in Nevada, at Harry Reid Airport. Man, I hate calling it Harry Reid Airport, too. That guy, man. you know, rest in peace, Harry, but you were a douche when you were alive, okay? It's just sorry about it.

That's just the way it was. And he was also had a big deal at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport, where he stole the luggage. I mean, the charges were Britain of theirs. He stole the suitcase at Harry Reid. That was estimated at, I don't know, three or four thousand dollars. He stole the airport in Minneapolis-St. Paul. That was the first one we heard about. That was, I don't know, $20, over $2,000 worth of stuff.

And this particular lady saw the story and said, hey, he's wearing my dresses. The dresses that Sam was wearing at these events were from her suitcase that she had stolen. So now he's going to go and face charges for this as well. Just incredible, this guy. And you know, there's more. There's absolutely more. We talked about it when it first happened. This is not a one-off,

and now obviously it most definitely is not a one-off. So he's back in trouble again. He's back in jail for this. The other case, I think he still faces jail time for that. He may have made a deal with one of them. No, he made a deal with both of them, with both cases that said, yeah, jail time's not necessary. Oh, okay.

So maybe this time, maybe this time, jail time will be necessary for Sam. And you know what? I bet you he'll be able to find some people to play puppy with him in prison. And as long as we're talking about prison, we've talked about this case before, the jewelry collection that was stolen in Dresden, Germany. Well, five men were convicted this week for their role in the 2019 theft of 21 pieces of diamond-incrusted jewelry from the 18,

century collection. I mean, it was a huge break-in, and they were sentenced to between four and six years in prison after much of the loot was returned. Not all of it, though. We still have some of the loot missing, so are you willing to go to prison for four years and come out with a pile of money buried in the back? Yes, is the answer, according to these people. So remember, they broke into the Dresden Green Vault Museum, which was, I mean, the largest

treasure collection. The hall included a 49-carat dresden white diamond, a sword with over 700 diamonds, and there were, you know, there's all kinds of stuff on the list, but they didn't get it all back. And the operation, they said, was considered

low-tech. They disarmed the security system. They set a fire to a circuit breaker, entered through a window. So the suspects are part of the same family responsible for the theft of the 220 pound Canadian gold coin from Berlin's Bode Museum

or Bode A Museum, B ODE Museum, back in 2017. So the family is, you know, making a little bit of cash and now some of them are in prison now. And I'm guessing when they say family, they don't mean blood. Well, I mean, you probably have to join the family with blood, but you aren't really blood. You get what I'm saying.

All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Congratulations to Ricky Gervais. Jervais, Ricky Jervais. I can't even speak. I don't even know what's going on. I've got to stop drinking actually during the morning is what needs to happen before I do this show.

I'm going to go on record right now saying, I'm going to try very hard. I'm going to do my best to stop drinking. before the show. So congratulations to Ricky Jervais. For setting a record for making a million bucks. It's actually more than a million. He did a gig at the Hollywood Bowl.

They paid him $1.41 million euros. Nice for the single gig. Congratulations to Ricky. That is now the highest growth. single gig ever by a British stand-up comedian. Boy, that's a... I want to make sure you have that right. It's now the highest grossing single gig ever

by a British stand-up comedian. So congratulations, Ricky. Man, you're knocking the records out of the park. He said that he was really... It's part of his new Armageddon show, which he's been touring about. And he said that it was... He loved it.

It was surreal, and he can't imagine, you know, what his mom would think of me playing at the Hollywood Bowl. It was really a nice moment of him, you know, saying how grateful he was to be on tour and playing at the Hollywood Bowl. He was so grateful, in fact, I'm sure he went ahead and cashed the $1.41 million. That's how grateful he was. But what was weird about that is he said in the interview,

I wish I'd filmed it now, if only to remind myself it actually happened. Ricky Jervais is doing a concert and he's not filming it? what world am I living in? Of course you film those. I don't know that I believe that. I don't know that I believe that that it wasn't filmed at the Hollywood Bowl

because a guy like him, you're not doing anything without it being filmed. That's part of the deal. That's part of your life. Just really, really strange. I know he's back in the UK now and he's busy touring and he comes, you know, back across Europe and back into the U.S.

I guess he's playing in New York at Radio City Music, which will be great. He's got a couple of dates at Wembley Arena, which will be huge, and at the Palladium in London. So, I mean, his tour will continue. And I don't know that if he will be able to break his own record

of the highest grossing single gig ever by a British stand-up comedian. But he might. You just never know. I see the other day we talked about debt speaking of making a lot of money apparently more Americans are struggling now to make ends meet than they have

you know in the aftermath of the pandemic huh more Americans are struggling to make ends meet now than in the aftermath of the pandemic huh I wonder why that would be I wonder why that would be so strange I mean we did the story the other day where were the debt and the credit card debt and the the failing of all

kinds of bills that people aren't paying. Huh, this just bodes into that even more. That's so weird that Americans are struggling to make ends meet. Really, really strange. Like, it's funny. I don't know what would cause that. Something like that.

Couldn't be this administration and inflation. And now, it's silly. I see where Disney is closing down at Star Wars themed hotel. It just opened. I like, it just opened.

18 months ago. Yeah, we're to shut this thing down. That's a dump. We're tired of it. We're going to shut it down. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure, it was open for a year and a half, but we just,

we just can't open up anymore. Apparently, I mean, it sounded like a cool thing to do, and it was kind of worth the money. I mean, I know that it was very expensive, but it was, you know, this immersive experience into the Galactic Super Cruiser. And it simulated voyage to a galaxy far, far away.

And you're able to, you know, do all kinds of stuff on it. So they said here in the story that it was $1,200 a person per night. Family packages were $6,000. But, okay, I know, I know, I know. I know. But the tag included food and drink and admission to Disney's Hollywood Studios for the planetary excursion. I don't know.

And an exclusive magic. band and two nights stay in either cabin or sweet. I don't know. It kind of sounds like it was worth it. I wasn't going to pay it because I'm one of those Americans like you that are struggling. But it seems like a fair price for

what they were doing. But no, because they're shutting it down. Sorry. We're going to go ahead and cancel that billion dollar installation of they had some other stuff going on in Lake Canona. town center that was supposed to create

they were supposed to bring jobs in from California to Orlando which I'm sure Florida is bummed about oh no we're not going to get more California people but you know they've had their fight with with DeSantis so they decided yeah we're not going to build remember that land that used to be ours yeah that's no longer yours

yeah that land we're not going to build on it anymore oh no what are we going to do what are we gonna do. I know. I know. So get there. It's gonna be open now, I guess, until September. So you have until September, although I don't

know if they're just staying open until September to honor the people that have already registered. So you might still be able to get in. I'm guessing that's why they're closing it down because there's a number of openings still to get into

the Star Wars immersive theme dump at Disney world. So good luck. You've got to be able to get in. I saw another story about, the royals have been on my mind since Megan and Harry lied about their chase in New York and all their stuff. And don't,

I'm going to talk about the queen for a little bit, so go ahead. I can't play that with Harry. Well, Harry's still a prince, so we could do that with Harry, which was a complete fallacy. Anyway, they released the cost. of the Queen's funeral.

And I thought, wow, that seems cheap. What are they, barrier in wood? So apparently the funeral and lying in state cost 162 million euros. I mean, seriously, when you watch that funeral and the processions and

I had it, I mean, it certainly looked like it was going to cost more than 162 million euros. I mean, I got to, I feel like that's, I feel like that was what the government paid. Because Chuck had to pay for more than that. Right, 162 million euros?

They had to have buried her in wood for 162 million euros. Really? Okay. And I know it's a lot of money. It sounds like a lot of money, but not really. Now when you're burying the queen and everything that went out. Okay, hold on a second. Let me see this right.

The home office, which was responsible for policing the national security, 73.7 million. Yeah, that was huge, the security for it. Then 54.7 million by the Department of Culture, Media, and Sport. Love them. And then 18.8 million euros spent by the Scottish government. Other costs were Ministry of Defense, 2.9 million.

Department of Transport, 2.6 million. Welsh government, 2.2 million. Foreign Commonwealth and Development Office, 2.1. million and northern ireland office 2.1 million two plus two equals four no I don't want to hear my 30 minute clip I don't want to hear that's for the other show but okay all right congratulations for spending the 161 62 sorry I don't want to undercut it was cheap enough as it was 162 million euros on the queen's funeral I also see as long as we're talking about royals Go ahead. Let's talk about the Royals.

We're going to continue on with Royal Talk. Princess Diana and Kate Middleton and Megan Markle, top sex doll requests. Okay. A leading adult company has revealed that Princess Diana, Kate Middleton, and Megan Markle, are among their top celebrity sex doll. requests. Now the CEO says that taste and decency

prevent him from fulfilling those customers' racy royal requests. That will be true until the company starts to hurt for money. And then he will say, hey, Megan Markle, Sexdow, Kate Middleton sex doll,

Princess Diana Sextile. You can be with the mom and the wife with Diana and Megan. Now you're live in lunch we don't want to I mean the CEO is as British so he doesn't want to cheap in the memory stop it but those are the biggest requests for uh and uh they get he gets a lot of request for the Tom Hardy Dow okay I mean Tom's a good looking man

Tom's a good looking man they do have one one porn guy British porn guy right yeah Thor Johnson they have his doll and he was that's one of the best selling products can I get

so when you call up and you say man I would really like to get a Tom Hardy sex doll and I'm sorry thank you for calling can I get you in to a Thor to a Thor doll

yeah we got a Thor I got a Thor here. I got it on sale today. Let me get you into that. It's one of the company's best-selling dolls. So give me a call back when you can get Princess Diana, Megan, and Kate Middleton.

I mean, if I had to choose between the three, is that would you just ask me? Jeff, what would you choose between Diana, Kate, and Megan? We've got sex dolls here. Princess Diana, Megan Markle, Kate Middleton.

Oh, yeah. Don't even get me started on. Thor Johnson. The adult star, male, don't even get me. Well, we already have. If I had to choose, that's your question. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too.

That's the powerful bad. of Amex. Conditions apply. All right, I had to choose. I would choose Kate. I would choose Kate. I've seen enough of Diana. I've seen enough of Megan.

I mean, she was graded suits. I got it, but she's agonizing. And I couldn't. I just couldn't. You couldn't be in the same room with even the doll. Meg, because it would just be like, oh, please shut up. I haven't said anything.

I'm just a doll. I know, but shut up. Is just the way you're looking? So you've got to go with Kate. I see where Princess Diana, speaking of Princess Diana, the late great Princess Diana, she apparently

sent some sex jokes to a Greek king. So the letters that Princess Diana had written to Constantine II, the last king of Greece, went up for sale at the Dominican Winter auctioneers, auction house nice so the secret notes were full of these sexual undertones nice i mean i you got you got

i you got to love that you mean princess diana was a real human being yes yes she was so they were sold uh for seven grand oh they're already sold i can't even buy them now wait they just sold what the heck okay i can't even buy them never mind you can't i'll just tell i tell you about it but you can't buy them now the auction's over they sold for seven $17,000 more for $7,000. So apparently they were published by the Girls Talk Card series, which was around the year in 1987, each contained a humorous adult cartoon with a racy punchline.

So the picture on the cards front showed an illustrated naked blonde man with a leaf covering his private areas. And, you know, like the Bible. first man Adam. The other letter featured a woman wearing just a bra and underwear while looking shocked. The top of a man's head is shown masking her business part. And the entire woman's body is a business part, Jeff. Yeah, I know, but you know what I'm talking about.

And the caption read on the first one, what's the deaf? Oh, no, this is the second one. Hold on. What's the, where's the joke of the naked man? Because she wrote a special note on the one. so the caption on the one what's the definition the caption of the one with the guy's head blocking the business part of the female is the caption of what's the definition of the perfect man a midget with a 10 inch tongue who could breathe through his ears I mean that's joke of the day worthy un chewing the fat that's pretty good now both notes were signed with Diana's signature, so it was sent

to him. And then on the Adam card where it said, Adam came first. He's on the card leaning up against a tree with the leaf over his man part. And the caption is, Adam came first.

And Diana, what Diana said, men always do. Nice. That's kind of funny Kind of funny So Constantine

Just so you know the bloodline here All right of Constantine Also known as Well you may know him as Tino Ruled Greece From 1964 to 1973 When the monarchy was abolished The Dthrown ruler

Had ties to the royal family Being the first cousin Once removed From Queen Elizabeth's husband Prince Philip There was the first cousin once removed from the queen's husband. Okay.

All right. I got him in the door, though. I got him in the door. That's royal blood. And he's the godfather of Prince, soon to be king, William. And Philip and Diana were later named Godparents of Tino's kids as well. So there's that. What a bloodline.

What a bloodline. He's the first cousin once removed. from Queen Elizabeth's husband, Prince Philip. That's enough royal talk. Whatever works to get you in the door, though, man. If you're pulling up to Windsor and you've got the bloodline, you're in. Okay, you ever run across something that you now care about that if someone were to ask you yesterday, that if you cared about it, you would say no.

So I'm talking to my friend Brad Stags. And he's got me all wound up. Brad Sags, Mojo 5-0. I show up on his network. He's welcome on Thursdays every week. Okay. So he starts telling me, are you aware of this James Bond moonraker

Mandela effect? And I'm like, no, and I don't care. I don't know. Nice talking to you. Thanks for calling me. So if you're not sure what the visual Mandela effect, is VME is an internet phenomenon describing shared and consistent false memories for specific images. Okay, and there's one example is the monopoly guy.

Everyone remembers him wearing a monocle. He never had one. All right. So this particular bit Mandela effect is from the James Bond movie Moonraker. 1979. Now, I barely remember seeing Moonraker. I think my grandfather sat me on his lap while this aired in 1979, so I barely remember it.

But in the movie, Jaws, you know, the giant guy that played Jaws, meets this little girl, this blonde little girl with pigtails with braces. The whole point of the movie is that these two meet. And Jaws has his, you know, his metal teeth in. That's why they call him Jaws. And he looks at the little blonde girl with pigtails. And she smiles. And she has shiny teeth too.

They're called braces. And then they meet lock eye to eye and walk hand in hand off. That was the whole point. It doesn't work if she doesn't have braces. Well, now we're looking into all the back movies. and she doesn't have braces. She never had braces according to. There's one,

there's one YouTuber that has, that got a VHS tape, and he played the VHS tape, the earliest one he could find. And in that VHS tape, it kind of looks like she doesn't have braces. But there's another YouTuber

that was, that had filmed a shot from the movie where it does appear that she has braces. So which is it? Did she have braces or not? The movie makes no sense if the girl doesn't have braces. That scene has no sense.

And when you look at, there's a threat. Not that I went down the moonraker rabbit hole after this, but there's all kinds of people that remember. I was in the movie with my mom, and I remember my mom saying, oh, look at the girl's got braces too, just like jaws. And I remember my grandmother was in the house and she was watching it. Was she? first of all, is my question.

Was she? But yes, that's what he said. So, and they were commenting on the little girl's braces. So the only thing I could think of is maybe we call the actress. Now, the actress is from France. Her name is Blanche Ravelek. She was born in a Ravelleck, R-A-L-E-C. She's born in 1954.

So what's that make her? I don't know. I don't know what that makes her. 150 years old. Doesn't matter. I know it makes her. That's 69. Okay, I got it.

So she was born in 1954. We got to try to reach out to her and see now maybe she's in on it. Maybe she's in on the falsehood. I don't know what good is the change. Why would something like that be changed? Some are saying we live in an alternate universe. I don't know. Maybe we do what we're seeing now.

I don't know. It's just I can't stop thinking about it now. And then I, so then I'm, you know, now that I'm down the, you know, the rabbit hole of the Mandela effect, I start looking at these, these other Mandela effects that are going on, like, you know, Jiff versus Jiffy peanut butter, right? It's, it's always jiffy. It's not Jiff, right? Oscar Mayer, we're speaking of Oscar Meyer.

hello OSCO in their new Frankfurter thing that we talked about yesterday the more I thought about that the more the angrier I got at him for changing the S iconic vehicle but anyway they didn't change the vehicle Jeff they just putting a new name on it okay I got it so HBO's uh sex in the city

the correct name of the show is sex and the city I know I know there was a couple other ones in here too Everyone knows the Luke, I am your father. Some of them, some of these things became bits, you know, on comedy shows or whatever, and people have heard the bit so much that they think it's actually what was said in the movie. And it wasn't, right? It's just like, and so much of it, what was the other one in here? Lucy, oh, this is a good one for Pat Gray Unleashed, actually, show that I don't.

part of on Wednesdays I do it too in the fat segment and I'm on the show on Fridays as well you know you can tune into that if you'd like uh however um in the and for lucy the line lucy you've got some splaining to do that's a bit that pat does all the time yeah that was never said that never said that's amazing they remember that Riccart rickie used to say Lucy splain, but he never said, you got some splaining to do. I would have bet against that. I would have bet for sure that was said in a Lucy show, but no, no, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.

I like Kit Kat. Was it Kit Kat? Or was it Kit Dash Kat? Think about that for a second. Can you answer that? Was it Kit Kat? K-I-T-K-A-T-K-A-A-A-A-A-A. with capital K's or was it KIT dash capital KAT that's K-K-K-K-K-A-T that's K-K-K-K-K-K-K.

No dash. So funny. So funny. And like Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, this is really weird. And this one I think I would have been against you. Then I'll be done with the Mandela effects. But because I got me, I remember looking at this one yesterday, then it got me thinking about the national lampoon, Mr.

Rogers bit where he gets his ass kicked on the comedy album. And that was the comedy album, this little side note, off the track of Mr. Rogers for just a second. The Mandela effect of Mr. Rogers. I'll tell you what that is, okay. The song is, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. But that's the bit, the beautiful day in the neighborhood. But the actual song, it's a beautiful day in this neighborhood.

Okay. But they got me thinking about the National Lampoon album 100 years ago. It was a three-sided album. You know, it had on one side, the B-side had two grooves so that you had to put the needle just right to get that third album on the album. And in the National Lampoon album, they do a bit's not Mr. It's called Mr. Roberts. And there's one scene where Mr. Rogers goes outside and a neighbor calls him over

and starts talking about it. I don't want to be with my kids anymore. house and I don't like to weigh your butt in your sweater you're some kind of freak and then he just kicks his ass. You start to beat Mr. Rogers up on the street. Oh, don't even look at me like that. It was

comedy, okay? Yeah, it's comedy. Oh, oh my gosh, I have to say Who died today? Who died today? Sam Zell. Sam Zell, rest in He's dead at the age of 81.

Now, Sam was an investor, you know, and he was a big time investor. In fact, he liked to call himself the grave dancer because he liked to take distress companies and, you know, make as much money as he could, obviously. I mean, he was a billionaire. But where I know Sam Zell from is from, he was part of the J-Corps Radio Days, J-Corps communications. It was his money, along with Randy Michaels, running J-Corps. Man, those were good radio days. Those were good radio days.

And you know what? Now that I think about it, it was because of him that we sold to Clear Channel. So screw you, Sam Zell, you bastard. I'm sorry you died, but you bastard. I mean, he started Premier Radio Networks, this guy. He built the syndication of Premier up with Rush and Dr. Laura. and Art Bell, him and Randy Michaels. I mean, we had good times at J-Corps, man.

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Yeah, rest in peace. Sam, grave dancer. And I know that it was Randy Michaels who did most of the work for J-Corps and Premier, but it was still you, grave dancer, of selling the Clear Channel and changing the landscape of radio, really. So, just because I'm not crazy about it, doesn't mean it didn't change the landscape.

So rest in peace, Sam, at 81. Ugh. Yes, it's Friday. So, that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Live? What's the lie where contestants try to decipher the lie from your count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true.

Thus, that's where we get what's the lie. Our contestant today, returning champion, Jesse Miller from Pennsylvania. If you win again, not only will you get to come back again for another round, you will win a talking sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie. And I want to be sure that people are on. understand. This is a real thing. This is not a made-up chewing the fat kind of thing. It's a real thing to Jeffie Sence, Jeffie Bluefreshy.

You can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group to find the Freshie scent and design just for you. And also, if you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on what's the lie, you can always email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.

Welcome to our returning champion, Jesse Miller. How are you? Pretty good, Jeffrey. Thank you. Oh, thank you. I hope you had a wonderful week. Well, I... I'm replaying your victory. I did, but, you know, you guys didn't feed me too well. You kept me in that closet until I came back on the show today.

And I didn't get too much good food. Oh, no. Well, you get the freshie coming your way. Oh, that's good. I know. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. That's part of the deal. You won, all right? And I will say this, too. You know, you took a shot at Darien on your way out last week.

and I let it slide. I let it slide because, you know, you don't need to take shots at other people. We're here for people to win. I want you to win. I apologize to him. I want you to win. He doesn't need your pity apology either, okay?

I'm just saying, just don't take the shot, all right? Look, he knows he has a one-one. There's no reason for you just to keep throwing shots at him. Okay, he knows. Well, if I win, can I give him the one the day if I win today? Wow. We have not had that discussion here. I'm going to have to revisit the rule.

of What's the Lie? But we'll see. I mean, well, before we get to the game, I mean, what's your problem? You don't want to come back if you win. You haven't even won yet. You've tried to get out? I do, but I feel like I can give him the prize.

Yeah, well, what is this? A charity where I'm running here? No. It's a game show. You play, you win, you keep going on. All right, so you ready? You ready to play? Four headlines.

One of them, not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. IKEA is holding raves as part of a new customer experience. A Minnesota man invented a motorcycle that runs on beer. Colorado man tries to trade places with dog to avoid DUI arrest. Concert venues, headline number four, concert venues providing crowders that will guard your spot during a bathroom break. Those are your four headlines.

Headline number one, IKEA is holding raves as part of a new customer service experience. A Minnesota man invented a motorcycle that runs on beer. A Colorado man tries to trade places with a dog to avoid DUI arrest. Concert venues providing crowders that will guard your spot during a bathroom break. Those are the four headlines. What is the lie? I'm going to have to just go on a wild guess here and take the Minnesota one. The Minnesota one.

The man who invented a motorcycle that runs on beer. Yeah. Oh, no. Jesse. You got cocky. You're willing to give something away that you hadn't even won yet. I know. So, I mean, holy cow, that's really sad. Thanks for listening to What's the Lie?

What's the Lie? It's a subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate. at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, M-M-X-X-I-I-I. I'm trying to figure out which one is lie, and the only other guess I would have is the IKEA one. You got two more.

You got two more. You keep going. I'll tell you this right now. You remind me a dairy, and I'll tell you that. You got two more. Go ahead. The concert one. Okay, thank you.

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