Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Not What You Think... | 11/15/24

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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South Carolina. After, you know, employees call the place the monkey farm, but it is the Alpha Genesis Laboratories. As of today, the 15th of November, 2024, for those of you listening live, eight remain on the loose. Many have been lured back with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and other treats. All of the recaptured monkeys have been examined and are, you know, you know, in good health, according to the Alpha Genesis employees.

The monkeys that remain outside the fence are, they've been taped saying, Nana-na-na-a-boo-boo, we're still out here to all the other monkeys behind the fence. However, I will say, while nothing bad has been reported yet that has happened from these fugitive monkeys from the Alpha Genesis lab,

they're still telling residents to lock their car doors, close their windows, and be prepared. Welcome to chewing the fat. Today's a big day on chewing the fat. We don't really don't want to celebrate a lot of things, but I do want to celebrate today. I want to wish happy birthday.

Happy birthday. I talk to him. You're the king. Nope. I talked to him. You do not get to do this 24 hours later. I am so sorry. Wait, what?

You do not get to do this. Today is the king's birthday. It was yesterday. God bless the king, the king of England. He had his birthday yesterday. Oh, no. And I listened to the stupid broadcast yesterday. Waiting for this big special going over the history of the king, going back maybe, you know, to his youths.

Yeah. And then meeting Diane. Born from Sassarian section from the queen. There you got it. Before she was the queen. Yeah, I got it. And then Diana. All right.

And then him meeting. Yeah, of course. And then becoming, you know, king after a long years of being a prince. Got the family torn apart by the shreds thanks to his children. Yes. And nothing. I was even waiting. Maybe after the show closed, he'll do like, oh.

A quick, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. The king's birthday. The king's birthday. I was thinking that it was today. What are you going to do? I've messed up. I'm so disappointed.

I'm sorry. I'm so disappointed. I tell you, if you're the king and you get a birthday wish a day late, doesn't matter. Yeah. Off with your head. Yeah, no doubt about that. But since we're here, right, and I know you've taken a break from talking, which I don't know why you have taken a break.

I don't know. But our friend, Megan, right? You know where you love her You love her, right? And we had a, on the book, we said that they're going to get divorced this year. 100% oh yeah, I think this was the final year. This was the final year that we gave it.

Yeah. It was still in November, right? It's November. They just bought their getaway place down in Portugal. Okay. So after they bought the little Portugal place for $3.something million dollars as an escape plan because they're not alone. That's a new neighborhood being built down there for all the rich hoity-to-y's.

I know. Well, last night. I know. Oh. She was out in the town in LA. Oh. She was with close pals doing the night out, dancing and, quote, dancing the night away. Wow.

With her closest friends. But you're going to ask me, hey, do we have video footage of Harry? Absolutely. The doggy or the buggy. Put your left foot in. Put your right foot in. Let's have it. I'll do the hokey-pokey with Harry and Megan.

No. Wait, what? She was alone. get out he was where's harry he was in a quote noticeably absent but we don't know where he was

he doesn't know where he was back at home eating popcorn sure cleaning up the chicken poop with the kid sure okay they could not get a babysitter right yeah what he didn't do he was like you know what honey

you know what I love you so much not a chance of that happening I love you so much although yeah you go you go have a good time you go have a good time you go have a good Thank God she's gone. Okay, hey, dad.

It is November 14. Happy birthday. Oh, yeah, he was probably home talking to dad on his birthday. What can I do to get back? Yes. On that England tit. Megan's gone. She's gone.

She's out dancing. I can't take it anymore. I make sure that she's not coming. How can we get me back in the fold? I love that. That is actually. a good call. Yes,

because that is what happened. Yes, it is. That is what happened. That is incredible that she went, that he kicked her out. I'm sorry, allowed her to go out with friends. He allowed her.

The best of friends to go out and just have a night out of the town. Everybody needs that from time to time. You know that. And I know you've been working so hard on your new clothing and fragments line. Yes, that you've been sued for because you're copying someone else's freaking name. Even though you changed it just a tad and the court said, No, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. You can't have a TM under a season, you freaking idiot. And I'm just, I'm busy trying to make us some money so that we can pay for this dump we bought down in Portugal, plus pay for this dump I'm living in now. So, you know, go ahead. Go out and have a good time. Dance. So back to the important one. King Charles III.

I am. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. But, you know, I could see this being an excuse of why you didn't cover it yesterday because he says, in a quote. I forgot all about it. And I quote, it won't be a birthday. big affair. It's just going to be...

See, that's what he didn't want. I know. I know. I'm telling you. Okay. I'm giving you the excuse that you told me earlier. He said it's just going to be a normal dinner that would include a birthday cake. It's going to be at the High Grove house.

Oh, yeah. My private residence. No, no, no, it's an intimate gathering. Right. But usually... The High Grove is that the same property that Andrew lives on? Andrew has his... They're kicking Andrew out.

They are kicking him out. Yes. But that's not, is that the same property that High Grove is on? I don't know. But our favorite butler that we talked to him, Grant, he was given some insides of how would Charles would do that. He said he usually keeps his birthday quite low-key because they're not a milestones for him.

Uh-huh. He typically will see a couple of phone calls from family. Yeah, Harry telling him. No doubt. Begging to get back in. And then he's going to take a call from William and the grandkids. and Kate, glad to do it and everything is good. Listen, I just got off the phone with Harry.

You guys got to bury the hatchet, bro. Yes. Because we need Harry back. Unity. Yes, and he's getting ready to dump her and bring the kids back to Windsor. That's going to happen. It's going to happen. It's going to happen.

He also will get messages from the public. Oh, man. Well, everybody's got to, they'll leave flowers at Windsor or whatever. That's great. We'll take a look at those later. Okay. Sorry, I lost the Super Report. from Harold.

Okay, here we go. Boom. And then he'll have a pre-selected birthday cards that will be in front of him so he can see them. Also, the do people pick out the cards for them? That's awesome. That is. I'm sorry.

You got to love that. I'm sorry, but that's legit. Okay, so what cards am I looking at today? Those? Yeah, I don't know. Okay. I'm surprised. I didn't get one from King.

Whatchee, what you did? I just didn't make the cut. Oh, I see the cake. Huh. It's literally not a very impressive cake. Really? It's disappointing. It's literally a chic cake that says, happy birthday.

They're picking up on Publix? At Publix on the way out to High Grove? Yes. Okay. A bigly wiggly on the way out now. Okay. No way. The Kim will cut the ribbon to open a new food bank.

Oh, okay. So he opened a new food bank, which is why they got the sheet cake. It's a sheet cake from the food bank that was actually donated by Publix. All right. That's awesome. And then it's unclear. if Queen Camille will join her husband at the event. I'm sorry, who? Oh, sorry.

Queen consort, Camille, will join her husband at the event because she was forced to pull the plug on several royal engagements. Oh. Following a chest infection. Oh, she's sick. She is sick. Oh, no. She's, you don't want the horse lung.

You start getting horse lung. That's not good. Oh, no. Oh, okay. So, all right, I'll take that back. The cake was a, it's a nice looking cake. The other kick was for the them. Oh, it's a pity cake for the underlies. That's awesome. You guys get the sheet cake. I'm not having that. Inside, I have he's got the chefs. They're making him the cake. Inside, we'll have a three-tier cake with the number.

Got it. Thank you. I bet I bet they handed him a little, a little, you know, plate with the corner of the cake that he maybe, maybe took a bite out of them. I'm just going to take a peedy bite here. But anyways, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Even if you wanted a little kid, but we have to make into a big deal. You're the band. King Charles. You're the king of you. King of Wiglip. What are we talking about here? It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything.

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It's the way it works. But not for you and me. Okay, it's a complicated process. It takes a lot of time, a lot of jumping through hoops. And, of course, the stakes are pretty high because in financial terms, I mean, those decisions are big decisions in everyone's life. So obviously, you need a real estate agent to help you with all of this. but you don't want to just have some ordinary real estate agent who does it on the side

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This could be their new tagline. Be treated like a king. Real estate agents I trust.com. Tonight's the night. AT&T Stadium in front of what the stories are all saying, 100,000 attendees. I don't know if that 100 to 1,000 are going to show up at AT&T, but there'll be a lot.

There'll be a lot of people there. The Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight in Arlington. I know the Dallas Metroplex. That's where the Dallas Cowboys play AT&T Stadium. Yep, I got it. On Netflix, 8 p.m. Eastern

on Netflix. And the matches, you know, it's going to be a monster site. Netflix. And I hope they're ready. Hope they're ready because they already had an issue the last time they tried to live stream that one show. The heck was the name of that stupid show. That stupid love is blind show that they did live. And they put a big strain.

No, so many people tuned in. So they had to release it the following day again. And it got, I don't know, six or seven million views then as well. But it's not the same as doing it live. If people show up for you live and you're not there, holy cow. Now we're talking about it. So let's be ready. And they're, I mean,

they, this is a good practice run for them. That's why I am looking forward to seeing, uh, the production and what they do with it because, uh, they've got the NFL games on Christmas day. And, uh,

if you think, uh, I mean, I don't know how many people are going to be tuning in to the Mike Tyson, Jake Paul fight. I'm guessing a few million, uh,

like maybe 20. But that's what they're going to get with the NFL as well. Uh, there's going to be, you know, 20, maybe 30 million people who log. And maybe you get more for that for the Tyson ball fight. I don't know what the numbers will be.

But they better be ready. Right. I mean, Netflix has 283 million subscribers. 70 million are on the ad-supported tier, which, by the way, don't get me started on that. But, I mean, those are big, that's a lot of, a lot of subscribers.

And a lot of people fascinated by the YouTuber and the old boxer. I mean, it's a good bit. I know they've got the undercards. And so, you know, maybe the big hit on people tuning in will be maybe at the very beginning and then it'll go down and then it'll come back once they get through the undercards. So, you know, because, I mean, really, we're there to see the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight. Eight rounds, two minutes. They're wearing the big cartoon gloves in the ring.

And it should be, you know, it should be fascinating to see. There are only 14 ounces. Yeah, I know. what they are okay I got it but I better be a fair fight and they've they've already they've had their scuffle at the way in uh you know Jake stepped on his toe Mike got to slap in so it was fine we got slap in now so we don't like each other again we're ready for the fight I have a feeling though we talked a little bit about this uh earlier this morning on Pat Graham Lee's uh I think what could happen and I don't want it to happen is that like maybe third fourth round Mike

gets hit and has a big scroo-h-h-h-h-scridge on his face, maybe drops to a knee, doesn't not get knocked down, but drops to a knee, and then the doctors call the fight. And Jake says, no, I don't want to fight anymore. I win, or it's a, you know, medical draw or whatever it is, and then we're done. I don't want that. I mean, I don't, I'll go out on a limb here. I don't want Mike to die in the ring. I don't want Jake to die in the ring

But He said that if he wants to die If he's going to die, he wanted to die in the ring Okay I mean everybody doesn't get to choose how they die But Let it happen And they are letting the fight happen

Which pretty incredible So we'll see I'm really looking forward to it And I really, it's going to be fun to watch And it better be all I want is a good fight Fair fight And a decent fight A decent fight

a decent fight I honestly I don't care who wins really it would be very nice to see Mike drop Jake Paul like a tooth just drop him I mean just start attacking just attack him get him in the corner and just attack

don't pick don't back off I don't want to see that where you've got them you've got them at the point you see this in a lot of these YouTuber fights because I'm forced to watch them and what happens is they reach a point where they get someone in the,

you got them in the, you got them in the, in the corner or you got them up against the ropes, and you're at a point where you can take them down. And you back off. No, don't back off. You can't. You got to take them down right then.

You have to. Who's the guy? What's a stupid name? From, uh, from the Philippines. He's the best at it, really. He hit Pacchio, yeah. He's the best at it.

Uh, No, but the, is he the, is he the, the influencer? No, he's the real fighter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's an influencer in the YouTube fights, and the YouTuber fights. I pack you, no question, awesome. But the YouTuber guy, the influencer from the Philippines, is, is really good at it too. And he, but you got to get when you, when you feel your opponent getting ready to fall,

don't back off don't back off and that's what I want from Mike Iron Mike Tyson I want him to come back and be his I'm a natural boring killer I want that to happen

I don't care about his legacy his interview with that girl but his legacy was awesome she was this young girl like okay well thanks for sharing that with us so good so good if you haven't seen it I don't want to play it again

although we should it's just so good maybe we will because I want to hear it's been better seeing it because it's just so, so good. Because the girl is just a little girl. She just wants to know about Mike Tyson in the fight. That's all.

We're just talking to Mike. And Mike don't care. He's just going to tell her, look. That's so good. And she handled it great. She'd give her a network job right now. She handled it better than 90% of the network announcers would today. And I don't know how old she is, but whatever it is, give her the job.

Because she was like, okay. Well, thank you for sharing that with us. Mike. Awesome. Well, in your return to the ring, for this fight, you are setting a monumental opportunity for kids my age to see the legend, Mike Tyson, in the ring for the first time. So after such a successful career,

what type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's all set and done? Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the word legacy. I used to give that another word for ego. Okay, Mike. Okay, Mike. Come on now. That's just some word everybody grabbed on to.

Someone said that word, and everyone grabbed on. worse and I was used every five seconds. It means absolutely nothing to me. I'm just passing through. I'm going to die, and it's going to be over. Who cares about our legacy after that? Okay. What a big ego.

I'm going to die. I want people to think that I'm great. I'm great. You're dead with dust. We're absolutely nothing. Our legacy is nothing. Well, thank you so much for sharing that. Okay.

That's going to thank you so much for sharing that. Awesome. Give her a network job right now. She's already faced down Iron Mike Tyson. That's outstanding. You know, speaking of networks, I didn't think it was real when I first saw the headline, but apparently it is. Craig Melvin is going to replace Hoda Khodab on the Today Show.

Because Hoda said she's out and she's leaving. And, you know, she's had, she's just breaking down. It's too hard for her. And she's done this a long time. She needs to change. I don't know. Maybe she'll, I don't know, work on doing a podcast or something. I don't know.

I honestly, I don't know what she's going to do. She said she's still going to be around, though. That original interview was, I'm still going to be around. Are you? Are you, Hoda? Get out. Okay, it's over. So apparently, she's on the gig until January 10th of 2025.

And then Craig Melvin steps in. So, interesting, because Craig does the, like, the third hour of today, whatever it's called. By that time, it's tomorrow. I don't know what the hell it is. But the executive vice president of today, Libby Least, who I, man, I love her, if Libby is actually her. Sent it a memo to staff members that producers were thrilled to have Craig in the co-anchor chair and that he will continue his role as a co-host of the third hour of today alongside Rocher, Sheeniel Jones, Dylan Dreyer.

The fourth hour of the show will become Today with Jenna and Friends. That debuts on the 13th. And that will have a rotating cast of fill-in co-host until a permanent host is named. Okay. I will say that I'm guessing, then again, I don't know. I wasn't privy to any of the NBC talks.

I would say that there's going to be a while for them to find a replacement, and they'll just say everything's going well and smooth. And Jenna, you're doing great. You're putting in a long day. You're already here. you're already here you already know all the information we've already got do people producing all the segments for you all you do is just smile and read the teleprompter that's all you need to do that's all we want from you so that's what you're doing okay oh okay do i'm getting any more money

we'll find another couple of uh a couple of commercials you can do all right make you a little bit of more money that way but then new we're not going to we're not going to enhance your salary for that that's all part of your today's show world. Okay? That's what's going to happen. I mean, they're not even bringing in someone new. They're replaced Hoda.

They're giving her the boot and they're taking, to tell him, Craig. Yeah, Craig, we know you do the third hour. Yeah, you're coming down to do this too. And you're still going to do the third hour. Jenna, you're still here. You're going to do the fourth hour, too. And in the story,

they talked about how, what's his face? I put my pants. Al Roker had, had, had, had, uh, Face timed in. Al can't even show up for work anymore? I mean, you poop your pants once at the White House. You can't even show up for work anymore.

That's a good gig. That is a good gig. I know. If he had cancer, he's sick, okay? All right. All right, whatever you say. All I know, the man, it wasn't there. There was a big announcement day,

and the story said, Al Roker, FaceTime's in. He didn't FaceTime, though. He zoomed in. Al doesn't have FaceTime. He zoomed in. So I just know he wasn't there. That's all I know.

All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Unlike Stephen King, I'm still on X at Jeffrey JFR. Stephen King has said that he's leaving Twitter. And he said he tried to stay. But the atmosphere has just become too toxic. Really, Steve, because it was the same atmosphere prior to the election. What changed?

What changed? Steve? Oh, the outcome. That's right. The outcome, because you hate Donald Trump. And now you can't take all the people saying, hey, Stephen. How about Donald Trump now, douche? Why don't you write a book on that? Anyway, anyway, um, he's mad. Now, he did say that I could go over to threads and follow him. Boy, you won't be able to stop me from going over there to follow Stephen King on threads. But you can follow me on X at Jeffrey JFR. I have a threads account too, actually. don't remember what my handle is because I haven't been there in a long, long time.

I signed up for it. And then they told me I couldn't exit out of it because then it would cancel my Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. So I didn't cancel out of it. And then when I rebooted my phone once, then they wanted me to log back in and I couldn't remember my password. So I still have a Threads account, but I don't know what you're talking about. And if you have an Instagram account, ever so often,

threads promotes itself on your Instagram feed. and gives you a pretty, I mean, sometimes it's fast, sometimes I want to click on it. And then I realize, oh, yeah, that's the threads account. I got to go log into threads. Now, never mind, and I keep scrolling. So Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher on YouTube.

You can email the show anytime chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And you can always order a cameo from me at Jeffey JFR on the cameo app. That, of course, is not free, but it's worth every darned. Penny. Now, Stephen didn't say that he was leaving the country. He just said that he was leaving X and darn the luck. What will we do without Stephen King tweets? But Eva Angoria said that, oh, she is just so happy to be able to have a place to escape to. Most Americans aren't so lucky. They're going to be stuck in this dystopian country. And my anxiety and sadness is for them. Thanks, Eva. Don't worry about us.

It's okay. We're fine. So my family is, well, we're going to split our time between Mexico and Spain, okay? And, oh, man, I just can't be in the U.S. anymore. Sure, I'll come back to work and make a lot of money from Hollywood. But I just can't live here. I can't be expected to live here. Now, she's cited for the reason not living in America, and I don't know how long she's actually, if she's lived in America ever.

I don't even know what she has. because if they have a place in Mexico and Spain and she probably has more places around the world too anyway she said the changing atmosphere in the U.S. worsened after the pandemic. Yeah, nowhere else in the world did any of that change.

For sure, that's for sure, Eva. Worsened by the pandemic, yeah. As well as issues like homelessness, taxes, that was brought on by your people, Eva. And Donald Trump. Oh, there it is. There it is.

We really don't care about the homeless. We don't care about the paying the hefty taxes. We don't care about the atmosphere because you don't get much of that behind your gated community, Eva. What you do care about is your hatred for Donald Trump. There it is. But she wanted to acknowledge that her privilege is being able to leave. And, man, I do have concern about the people that are still. stuck there. I do. I do. But

oh well, I'm going to I'm going to go over to my gated house in Mexico and my gated house in Spain and I'll be fine. Okay. I'll be fine. Look, we've all had to cut back. Okay. I no longer have a footman.

I only have a butler. So I mean, we're all making cuts in this dystopian future we have to live in. Ugh. You know, who's got a ticker me off as Kevin Costner? You know, I love Kevin. I love his work. I truly do. I do. And I've never met the man. He was here in Irving not long ago, and I was a little disappointed. He didn't stop

him to say hi. But he did. And he was just doing an interview with Michael Smirkconnish. I love Michael Smirk Connish on the Sirius XM Channel. I don't know what channel. He's a serious Michael Smirk Anish program. Anyway, Koster admitted that he didn't realize the episode had aired the latest season 5 part 2 premiere of Yellowstone right

he said I've been seeing ads with my face all over the place and I'm thinking gee I'm not in that one I'm not in the season yeah we know we know because you quit you couldn't do it you had scheduling conflicts and you had to make your own Taylor Sheridan movie, which by the way, I'm sorry that it did, but it bombed.

Okay? And we haven't even seen the second one. And the third one, are you done filming the third one like you said you would? Are you waiting for someone to give you some more cash? Because one is still out there. And I don't think that's doing very well even as long as it's been on streaming. And I paid money to see your movie. I gave you money for it.

I wanted to see it. And I want to see the other two as well. but apparently I'm almost alone in that feeling because it's not doing well. So you didn't know the premiere of the show that turned you into a new superstar around the world wasn't airing, you didn't know that? Okay, Kev.

I'm sure Michael pushed back on that too. Right. Sure Michael went, oh really? Really, Kevin, that's interesting. You didn't know that. It's interesting. You didn't realize that. Well, I guess, did you hear about the way the show was?

well Kevin said I heard Dutton's death was a suicide Costner didn't feel compelled to watch Ah okay The Return of Yellowstone had its I don't know its biggest premiere night audience ever according to Paramount so a few people watched it

Because we were all interested in what happened And what happened to you Dush We want to know what happened I mean I love you Kevin I do I love your work but come on Give me a break. You got tired to do it, Yellowstone.

You said you didn't want to do TV anymore, and you're not. So don't pretend like, I don't even care. I don't even care. Because you do. You do. And the show is still about you, so you should care. That pisses me off. And I wish, and that's why he doesn't come on this show.

You guys would go to Michael Spurganage, because I would say, okay, Kev. I'm sorry, Mr. Costner. I love you. Okay. it. And I know, look, it's not my fault. Your wife wanted a divorce and was using your credit card using the workers credit cards to buy stuff. Sorry

about that. Not my fault, okay? Sorry that you had to make her live in the guest house on the property for, I'm sorry, it's not me. Okay, Kevin, I know you're upset. I got it. But to pretend like you're not aware of what's happening in Yellowstone, okay, Kevin,

stop it. And I guess congratulations are in order to Lady Gaga. she's going to join season two of Wednesday on Netflix in an undisclosed role. Oh, okay. So we don't know what role she's going to have. We don't know what character her name is, but we're giving Lady Gaga apart. So is this another singing role, another Joker musical for Wednesday? I mean, it kind of is, right?

I mean, Bloody Mary was linked to Ortega's dance scene, right? and so okay, we'll see I like Lady Gaga and so it should and Wednesday was okay it was all right I enjoyed it

was worth watching but for the most part I mean at some point I forget where during the well I forget what episode it was I'm like okay I had about enough I could okay I got it

I got the whole Wednesday thing but we'll see. I mean, it might draw some viewers, and Netflix has definitely got the cash, and that's for sure. So congratulations. Gaga. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus,

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Yeah, they did not have rabies. What? Yeah, no, I know. It's a shame. So those of you that had the possibility that they had rabies, because Peanut bit one of the workers and that's why they had to be killed and tested

they didn't so that's the way it goes I love originally they said that they had complaints and that they were investigating they had to come in and take care of look for Peanut and Fred and confiscate them

and now they're saying that well look there was there wasn't the right permits filled out. No paperwork was wrong. Wait, so and plus there were some complaints. Oh, okay, okay, I get it.

So there were complaints, but also what we failed to mention before was that there was necessary permits weren't filled out and you know, it's illegal to keep a pet squirrel in New York. Okay, well, first of all, F off. with your permits.

I can't take it. Guy wants to have a squirrel in his house on his own property. He should be able to have a squirrel on his house on his own property. And let's not forget about Fred the Fracoon. Rest in peace, Fred the Raccoon. Now, that have you been said? I was told that they had paperwork that wasn't, I don't know that it wasn't properly filled out

or if it had expired and they were looking to renew it. But I don't know that to be true either. but I do know that they said that they, the people in New York, the New York County and state officials, said that he didn't have the necessary permits to keep being it. Okay. All right. If you say so, sure, no problem.

And of course, of course, they don't have rabies. And so now they're going to have an internal investigation and review internal policies and procedures. Right. Okay. All right. Whatever you say? No problem. Whatever you say. I know that another thing they talked about that I was like, oh my gosh, stop it. If you believe it, they believe, county and state officials said, we faced multiple violent threats in response. Released to the detailed timeline. We had to do what?

Maybe people are complaining and calling you stupid Are you facing violent threats? Come on now We'll kill your squirrel. How about that? Is that a threat? You know, sure, sure. Sure, okay.

You got it. But that's one of the reasons that they said We're releasing a detailed timeline to counter public misinformation. Little misinformation. You went into this guy's house like you were swatting his house for the damn squirrel and the raccoon and because you did that and tore their house apart

the squirrel bit one of your people and then you were able to say oh my gosh the squirrel bit me we have to test it for rabies and so we have to confiscate the squirrel and we're going to test it for rabies which means we have to kill it that's what happened there's no misinformation about that and we all knew while we had waited for the test but we all assumed

that they were going to test negative since we've been watching their stupid animal videos on Instagram for four months with the raccoon or seven months of the raccoon and years with the squirrel. They weren't running around foaming at the mouth in the Instagram videos and the TikTok videos. That wasn't happening. It's just agonizing to me. That's all.

Is that violence against them? Sorry. Oh, I got to do that. That story and another story that was one of my favorite stories of the week, really. And I've had this for a few days. And I just haven't gotten to it here on chewing the fat. But I did not know that when SpaceX went up to the ISS on November 5th, you know, I knew they had cargo and I meant to look on what cargo went on this last mission.

And I didn't. It's on me. So I find out that one of the items in cargo on the SpaceX Dragon that went up to ISS is a wooden satellite. A wooden satellite. Now, you think to yourself a wooden satellite. You got two-by-fours and plywood and your building. It looks like, you know, the city street boarded up. That's your satellite.

And, you know, you've got the lathe out there. you've got a couple of turnpoints and you've got the you've got the band saws you're cutting around the corner you got it all you're making it look beautiful and now that's what you're having your head i've got what a satellite looks like i'm thinking that's what it is made out of wood nope it's just a square uh it's just a square box it's made from a lingo sat it's four inches on each side whatever i mean come on now and i guess you know it could be heavy a big impact on space flight and exploration down the road. Oh, okay, well, isn't that wonderful? It sure is. Conventional satellites are made primarily of aluminum. When they burn up in the Earth's atmosphere at the end of their lives, they generate aluminum oxides,

which can alter the planet's thermal balance and damage its protective ozone layer. We all know how horrible that is, right? We don't want that to happen. So let's get that wood box up there. Metal satellites might be bad in the future. Thank you, retired astronaut. Okay, we got it.

It just drives me insane. So anyway, if we can prove our wooden satellite works, and this is from a lingo set, if we can prove that our satellite works, we want to pitch it to Elon Musk's SpaceX. I bet you do. I bet you do. Remember that wood box, you know, that looks like the Hellraiser box that opens the gate to hell?

That box, yeah, that we sent up to the ISS on your dragon. I do, I do. We like to sell that to you now because it's a wood satellite and we thought, you know, maybe your Starlings could be using that. I bet you do. I bet. And I'm not a bad idea. I don't know that Elon is going to go for it.

I don't speak for Elon. He hasn't consulted me, but I'm guessing what he uses for the Starlink satellites, probably okay. And he's probably okay with it. But if you can make it better and better for the environment and the planet, he might go for it. He's that type of person.

If you could talk him into, we don't want to alter the balance of the protective ozone layer with that aluminum oxides that happens when the, When the satellites burn up, that won't happen with our wood satellites. You might sell them on that. All these people talking about moving out of the country because they're sick of the United States of America. And I'm telling you, man, that damn Donald Trump is the president of the United States. Well, Joe Biden, our president, still our president, is on a South American tour.

Why? I have no idea. But his wife won't even travel with him anymore. That's how much she hates him. She won't even travel with them. He had to take the daughter and the granddaughter to the South American trip. Anyway, when you start to think to yourself, my gosh, I've got to get out of this country and I just can't take America.

Well, maybe you move to South Africa. Life is great there, right? Well, really, not really. South African authorities have restricted food and water supplies to an estimated 350 to 4,000 illegal miners. So they're... I thought all lives are precious and illegals. Yeah, not in South Africa.

These miners in the country's northwest province, the standoff is the latest flashpoint in government policy to end illegal mining. I hate illegal mining by closing off supply lines, forcing workers to resurface and face arrest. So some miners aren't even coming out. They're just staying underground. The illegal mining is common in common in South Africa, one of the world's largest gold producers, now home to thousands of abandoned mines. migrant workers, including those from Mozambique, Zimbabwe, Lassato, I hate those, man, I hate those. I'll join local syndicates to search for abandoned minerals. Dangerous industry reportedly costing the country hundreds of millions of dollars in lost sales and taxes.

Uh-huh. And with some workers linked to violent crimes, probably all of them. Some police encircled this latest mine shaft weeks ago with a thousand workers have resurfaced. A thousand have already come out. Like little roaches. They've come out of the bottom, a giant cave. And many have been arrested. Others that have not come out yet reportedly,

and I'm guessing this is just a report. I mean, you don't know this for a fact. They're growing weak from lack of access to food and water. Yeah, you think? They're down in a mine, and they don't have any access to food or water. So, and they, at least one miner, at least one has been recovered. So maybe I guess some of the miners

threw a dead one out because they was taking up space in their mind. So move there. Move there and have fun. Have had it. I mean, that's just horrible. Just horrible. But, you know, hey, you got these

these damn illegal migrants from Mozambique and Zimbabwe coming into South Africa crawling into our mines looking for our minerals. No, that will not stand, okay? We won't have it. Won't have it.

I'm sorry, we won't have it. That's as far as I'm going to go. I don't go any farther. Just leave it there. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. What? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo? Great idea.

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Our contestant today, well, our real contestant fell through. So our pity contestant is Brad Staggs. If he wins, he's not coming back for another round. This is a one-one shot only. Win and you're out. When and you go to the championship,

lose, you're out forever. Brad Staggs on my co-host on Saturday morning live. I may send him a Jeffie, Blue Freshie. For more information, you could go to the Talking Sense. S-C-E-N-T-S Facebook group and find the Freshie Senate design just for you. If you were someone you love would like to be a contestant and not drop out at the last minute, you can email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.

Brad Stags, how are you, my friend? Wait, I'm still waiting on the first Jeffie Blue Freshie that I was supposed to get last time that I never got. You're breaking up. What was that? I don't even know we could do to play the game. Hello, wait a second. Is this to tell the truth?

Put the phone in the right. Stop moving around in your house. Okay, we want to be able to talk to it because I can't understand what you're saying right now. I was guaranteed a spot on to tell the truth. I can't. No, it was it.

It was concentration. That was it. Concentration. Is this Alan Ludden? It is, actually. It is. I'm back from the dead. So I loved Ellen Lutton.

He was so great. He was married to what? her face. He was once her face's husband. Right. And she's dead now, too. They're all dead. We're not too far behind.

They're all dead. Not feeling so good myself. They're all dead. All right. So you're ready. Four headlines, one not real. All right, you can pick it on. Now, you've played once before you didn't get it right.

So I'm hoping that you actually, you know, make it happen and get it right. Because otherwise I'm embarrassed to do a Saturday morning live show with you. But I don't win anything. Even if I get it right, what do I get? I don't think I'm the last year. What? I'm sorry. It doesn't seem to work very well.

Okay, here you go. All right, I'm ready. Jeez. Look at easy. All right, headline number one. New Jersey man woke up on top of a Home Depot, blames bad beer. Headline number two,

Emperor Penguin travels over 2,000 miles from Antarctica to Australia, possibly for the first time ever. Headline number three. a wayward sea turtle wound up in the Netherlands. A rescue brought it thousands of miles back home. Headline number four, Mark Zuckerberg and T. Payne have been in the studio together. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, New Jersey man woke up on top of a Home Depot, blames bad beer.

Headline number two. Emperor Penguin travels over 2,000 miles from Antarctica to Australia, possibly for the first time. Headline number three, a wayward sea turtle wound up in the Netherlands. A rescue brought it thousands of miles back home. Headline number four, Mark Zuckerberg and T. Payne have been in the studio together. Those are your four headlines. Mr. Staggs, co-host of Saturday morning live that you can hear on my ex-account at Jeffrey JFR, Saturday morning 9 a.m. central. What is the lie?

How is that I've never heard any of these headlines? I think they're all lies that I've never heard any of these. I mean... Do you follow the news at all? No. You do a news program every day. None of these have been on CNN. You do a news program every day.

What's your stupid network mojo or something? MSNBC. None of these are on MSNBC either. No, I want to know your network, though. and your network is not MSNBC. And it's, what is this? Oh, the Daily Mojo. Yeah, that's what I mean.

You do that show every day. I, that's not really me. That's AI. Oh, okay. God, what is, okay. I'm going to stab in the dark here and go, because I really, I've never heard any of you. I'm going to go with, number two,

is the penguin, right? Correct. I'm going to go with number two, the penguin story. Oh, man. I wanted you to be right too. I wasn't going to win anything even if I was right. Thanks for playing. Thanks for playing What's the Lie.

I appreciate it. What's the lie? This is an incitory of chewing the Fat Enterprises is what it is. That's exactly what What's the Lie is. It's a subsidiary of chewing the Fed Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. I can't even speak. I want to get out of here.

CTFWTL MMXXIV. You want to try again or what? Yeah, and I'm not cheating either. I'm not even looking up on the... If you cheat, I come through the phone, man. You piss me off with the cheating. I would never do that to you unless I could get away.

Let's see. No, if it's not the sea turtles, that can't be real. You want to try again? Is it Zuckerberg? You want to try again? You're kidding. It's the guy. on the Home Depot with the beer?

If you had that, you didn't want today on what's the lie, but no. I'm still waiting for the last time I didn't win anything to get my consolation prize. How come I never win a damn thing from this? What's this show chewing the lard? Sucking the lard? What is it called?

Chewing the... Hello? Is this thing on? It's so long. Guy never hangs up. Wait, hello? Is this thing still on? I want to win.

I want to live. I want to win. I don't want to die. I'm not hanging. I'm never hanging up. I want my blue freshie. I want it now. Damn it.

Hello? Operator? Does the line ever just disconnect? Hello? Operator? Hello? I was on, hey, I was contested on password plus. And I just got cut off.

Jeff. Jeff Edward said I was a winner. is a dating game no no is whose line is it anyway hello this thing on I think is on

mom mom get off the phone hello hello oh there you are oh man I didn't hear you there you are hey thanks for playing I appreciate it very much it's good to talk to you we'll see you Saturday morning on Saturday morning live

I'm waiting on my blue freshie I'll be right here waiting. Hello. Talk to you later. Thanks for playing. Okay, bye. Bye, Jeff Edwards. Bye. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.

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