Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Oh Its Real… | 4/2/25

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

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This was announced yesterday, so it's very possible that it's an April Fool's joke, but I don't think it is. I think you can get it at the KFC website right now. They have teamed up with the oral care company, his smile. And they're going to create this finger-licking good comp. inspired by the 11 herbs and spices. They're launching the fried chicken flavored toothpaste and matching electric toothbrush. Yum, yum.

How good does that sound? Yes, Mr. Cruz? Do not tell me you ordered this. Can you play the show intro? That way your intro is not that long. and then I can tell you more about this toothpaste. Hold on. Oh, you still go?

That's why I didn't say anything. I mean, I have the breaking news sounder going on right now. I mean, you're not actually, he's not actually reporting. He's not on the road. He's not on the road. I'm sitting right here in front of you. I mean, I haven't sent you anywhere lately. No, you haven't, which is upsetting.

Yeah, well. Maybe I'll send you to the KFC headquarters and you can find out if, uh, welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. All right. You happy now? Okay, okay. All right. You interrupt?

By the way, favorite song. Who came up with this intro? Oh, me. So I was going to jump in here and tell you that, yes, it is real. It is not fake. It's $13. Oh, that's not bad. Or you could do four easy payments of $3.95 if you do easy pay.

Because now everybody has easy pay somehow. Everybody. And the world has easy pay. And you can't pay the $13.99? You can't pay the $13.99? Like, chill, bro. All right. You don't need the KFC toothpaste.

with the toothbrush if you can't drop the 1399. If you can't drop the 13 bucks for this, keep clicking. Because why you want to take a loan on $13? I know. That's a whole different. That's a whole different show. And that's exactly what we said was going to happen.

It was exactly what was going to happen. But I'm noticing that you're not covering what is real. Oh, wait a second. Hold on. The exclusive retailer. And by the way. Okay, so the tooth paste is $13. Yes.

The toothbrush is $59. Well, that makes sense because you can only take, so it's not on KFC website. It's on His Smile. Okay. And they have different flavors. His smile teeth.com. Yes. And you could get it from there, $13.

But. $59 for the toothbrush. Don't get the toothbrush. Just get the toothbrush. It's like a battery powered electric toothbrush. If you don't have electric toothbrush by now, you're not going to get one. And do not get an easy loan. Please just pay for it.

Is a battery powered toothbrush still considered an electric toothbrush? Sure, sir. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You have one of those? Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I don't ever use it. Do you use Deer Sale or do you use Amazon basics?

Whatever they have at Sam's Club? Sam's Club? I believe those are energizers. I realize that Amazon basics, even though they're like $9 for 100, they're pretty cheap. I mean, they're pretty cheaply made. Yeah, they don't last long. I know. That's how they get you.

I know. Anyways, but you're not covering the bigger breaking news. said, no, you don't have to play the sounder that as ever has come out today. The launch today? The launch is today. Nice. She did the same thing as Trump. She did not want to launch on April 1st because it would be taken as a joke.

She already postponed because of the fires, right? She posted for the fires, yes. And so as ever, who got re-upped for season two? I know. Have you seen any of the shows? I refuse. Oh, my gosh. Did you?

They are terrible. They're great. I mean, great is what I'm saying. Yeah. The only thing I could came out of that was her relationship with a chef. That's the only thing that made headlines. I don't know that. Yeah, I saw the headline.

Yeah, yeah. With the chef that she treated everybody with respect. Right. She listened to them. And in the back of my head, I can think of, yeah, she had to because it was a nasty piece that came out saying that she's the worst. Yeah, hello. So of course, the opposite is going to show on the TV show. And the thing that really ticked me off about it, was she's supposed to be.

you know, at home. It's not even her. They didn't even shoot it at the house. No, this is not a house. No. Can't have that. Yeah. Can't have that.

We don't want the camera crew. The smell. Remember? The smell. It was the smell. That's right. Yes. It was the pot or the fish whale? Which one was it?

From the neighborhood. Yes. It was coming in. The crew was like, yeah, we're not going to a stinky house. That's awesome. It wasn't them. It wasn't them. No, it wasn't there.

No. Or the wannby royals or the former royals. How dare you say that? Yeah, it wasn't them. But then our boy, our boy quit. The charity, the charity that he started. Oh, yeah. He quit.

Yeah. Pretty incredible. She's, uh, I thought this breakup would happen sooner. I know. I think it's given more life the whole success. But. But. He.

As ever. When, uh, because dad, the king is sick. going to be on his deathbed soon. Yes. Which you got that right. When that happens. I don't think William is going to, I don't think the olive branch from William will not happen. No, it needs to come from dad on the death bed.

It needs to come from dad on the death bed. And he needs to go there and make that happen. When he does, then they're going to tell him. Yeah. Bill's going to tell him, dude. I love you, but you can't go back. You can't go back. You stay here.

Come up with any excuse. In fact, we'll send people to get the kids. Is that bodyguard that guarded mom still alive? Yes. Okay, so let's send him to protect. Let's send him and get the kids and Megan can do all she wants, but she'll be so caught off guard. Trust me, the bodyguard, he knows what to do.

Just tell him to do the Diane treatment. The Diana treatment, he knows exactly what to do. No, we don't want her to chase them in the car like that fast, speeding car. How did you get there? And I don't want that to happen. But the divorce is going to happen when dad is on his deathbed. I believe that.

It's my dying wish for you to be back home. He's got to come and see his dad before he dies. Even she can't stop that. I mean, she can complain about it. Yeah, she can ball and chain it. But he's got to go back to see. He has to go back to see the king die. He's the only king in the world.

And he's, you know, he's not doing well. He's back up. They claim he's back up to doing his everyday meetings. They're doing the exact same thing they did with the Pope. I know we're jumping so many topics here. And they did the same thing with the Queen too. Yes. They're doing the exact same thing we'll do with the Pope.

How is it possible that when the Pope gets released, it's okay. We don't see him through the back. We don't see his face. No, he came out. He rolled out on the balcony there and gave him a little, that, couldn't barely talk, couldn't breathe. He did that. Then they wheeled them back in.

Exactly. Yeah. Now they're treating the Pope just like they treated Biden. Yeah. Yeah Again, I know we're jumping so many topics We went from KFC To Tomatose Joe Biden

I know I know Just follow the follow the thread It's all connected Fine But they're given They give him The king The Biden treatment

And they're giving Pope The Biden treatment Yeah Now I don't know if they're putting Florescent tape on the floor For the Pope So what book was that Yes I was trying to find it

But I don't have my phone with me There was a book that came out yesterday or the day before, and in the book it was said that staffers in his private residency put fluorescent tape on the floor to let Joe know where to go. I mean, that's a genius idea. It's a great idea. I love the idea. But like I've been saying all day, Fisher,

my president don't need no fluorescent tape on the floor to go to the bathroom. Plus, if you're on the inside there. No, you put the fluorescent tape to the window and hope that he goes pee out the window one night. And all of a sudden you got TMZ. Is Joe Biden taking a leak out the side window of the White House? You got TMZ. That's awesome.

You got TMZ with cameras. We didn't see that though. No. But here's the thing. I'm going to correct you. It was not at the White House. It was just private residence. Oh, in Delaware.

Sure. It was a, the quote said private residence. Okay, but they consider where. they live in the White House, their private residence. Oh, they do? Yeah. Okay. Then I did not see these specifications.

They just said a private residence. Okay. I mean, anybody used them at all the places. It could be the white. Well, we know they show tape at the White House because we've seen marks in the White House where Joe stands. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely.

Right. And even in the fake White House, we saw. He was always looking for it. Where do I stand? They told me I have to stand somewhere. I don't know where. Yeah. Yeah, the tape that is right there, Dufus.

So you could be right. Holy cow. I mean, if you're having to deal with someone who's struggling with dementia and Alzheimer's, the fluorescent tape on the floor is a good idea. I'll send you a dementia starter cake. It has chocolate, chocolate chip, ice cream. I wouldn't want the president to just use a nightlight. Or set up, I don't know, the clapper or the sensor one that you just walk in front of it.

back in the day when Joe was little, they had the little peepot. You could just pee into next to the bed. You don't have to go anywhere. You just have somebody empty it in the morning. Right. The footman will take care of it. All right.

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the choices we make. And sometimes those choices have consequences. So this young lady, Ms. Yang, she was called in this story. Apparently they didn't want to give her real name, wanted to save some money. So she talked her boss into letting her live in the bathroom of the furniture store that she works at. And she pays rent for $6.47 a month. All right? So this is obviously in Japan. You're not getting a bathroom that cheap in America. Okay. I don't care what, how much on the cheap you want to go.

You're not getting it for $6.47. In America. So she's 18 and she offered to pay more, but the boss at the furniture store said, no, no, no. The lower rent rate only covers the bill for her electricity and water usage. The workplace also has an office space,

but she previously, I guess, lived with the boss and she didn't want to do that anymore. So she said, I want to, I'll live in the bathroom. And the bed pulls out to block the doorway at night so nobody can come in. She feels safe. And she cooks and washes her clothes in this miniature pool thing and all to save money.

And, you know, obviously, it's a bathroom so she has access to a sink and the toilet which you got to love then in the morning she cleans it all up because it's the bathroom for her fellow employees and guests of the furniture store she still has some clothes hanging up

in the bathroom so if you went in there to use it you'd like what does somebody living in here as a matter of fact yes so apparently she makes about 410 dollars a month in American money. She's making $317. I guess that's yen, right?

And her expenses are costing her about $54 a month. I mean, that's saving some money right there. And she documents her everyday life living in the bathroom on social media platform where she has

16,000 followers. They show her mopping and cleaning. Oh, man. What a nightmare. Are you willing to make that sacrifice for an apartment just to be out on your own? Maybe she doesn't have any family. And she doesn't want to live with the boss because the boss is probably trying to take care of a little bit in his with her at night.

You know what I'm saying? Trying to use some practice to break in some furniture. And oh yeah. Let's break in some of that furniture at the old furniture store here at the house. So she doesn't want any of that. So she lives there for $6 in what I say, 47 cents a month. And she's doing good. And she said that she's going to continue this.

She wants to save money to buy a home or a car for herself. Okay, that's fine. Make a decision which one. Because as soon as you buy a car, you're going to have other costs incurred with that. And then you'll want to be living outside. You're going to end up, she's going to get a car and start living in her car. What's going to happen to save more money. or she'll be actually saving less money

because the car costs more than $6.47. A month, but she'll save money by living in her car. So be ready for Ms. Yang to be showing you on her Instagram. Hey, I bought a car and now I'm living inside it. Look at me. So cool, huh? She did not have a gong in the bathroom. There may be one at the store,

but there wasn't one that was pictured in any of the stories. So I don't know if you try to. to get in the bedroom. It is blocking the door. Maybe that's the alarm. You can hear the gong. Ooh, not good. Call the authorities.

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burned, forestry officials have arrested three teens on charges related to the origin of the now 13,000 plus acre table rock fire near Pickens, South Carolina. According to authorities, suspects took part in smoking activities on a hiking trail at the state park and did not extinguish their cigarettes in a proper and safe manner. Now, taking part of smoking activities is that just with cigarettes? I don't think so. I would, uh, yeah. Yeah.

Dude, don't put the ashes. Don't throw the ashes out onto the ground, man. We're in the woods, okay? No, it doesn't matter. You can just do it. Nothing starts ever, it'll be fine. Just throw your butt out. It'll be fine.

Okay. No, it's not going to be fine. So they believe that, at least the authorities are contending, that that's what the ignition site was for the table rock fire. Huh. Huh. their names aren't climate change. And weird.

So these young guys, they've got their mug shots. They just looked like young punks that were out goofing off in the woods, getting high smoking cigarettes. I don't know what's going to become of them because if it's actually proven, and I'm sure that they probably can't prove that that's where the fire ignited and they admitted to be out there taking part in smoking activities. Wow.

that's a that's a shame because as a former smoker I mean I understand the process of flicking your cigarette butt away from you but when you're out in the woods I never did I want to be clear about that I never did I would always make sure that it was completely out

a lot of times I would I have a little a hiking thing that we got a hundred years ago that you put your cigarette out in and so you carry it with you until you get someplace where you can put it out throw it away not out in the woods in the forest

but as young punks you're not doing that you're going out you're getting high you're smoking cigarettes and dude you started a fire crap let's get out of here that was a mistake all right let's go to the break room

I need something cold to drink desperately so Sony has announced that in 2028 they will do a four film Beatles project with each film centered on a member of the band so you can look forward to that in 2028 we did get news that the Handmaid's Tale sequel

The Testaments has been confirmed by Hulu I mean thank God I don't want to miss the final thing of Handmaid's Tale I haven't seen every episode of Handmaid's Tale but there's a person in my house that watches Handmaid's Tale. And so I'm forced to watch some of it from time to time. So I'm familiar with a little bit of the happenings on the show. Thank God it's over is what I'm going to tell you.

Oh, my gosh. It's just I can't wait for it to be over is what I'm telling you. And then there's other shows that they're talking about renewing on ABC and we'll get to those. I see where we talked the other day, I think about, they were doing a casting call for land ban season two in the North Texas area so if you wanted to be you know someone walking by as Billy Bob Thornton was doing

being in a scene he could be there there's a casting call for you in the Northern Texas and I don't forget the casting company but if you want to be a star you can find out yourself okay and there's also casting call which is this casting call was for 1923, which, I mean, we're smack dab in the middle of season two, which has been really good, by the way. So I guess they're either, they're not finished with season two, which I thought they were, or they're filming season three right now, which is very

possible. They're going to begin shooting season three, because this is a casting call for 1923, looking for people who enjoy partner dancing. Filming will take place in September in Austin, Texas. And so you can join the extras at legacy casting.com. And I know that's not the casting company that was casting for Landman. So it's another casting company, but they might be able to tell you, that's not us. Photo, name, age, phone number, city where you're living.

You have until September 3rd, though. So you got quite a while. if this is a new legacy casting post I mean they might have been talking about last year on this this is dated I think it's an old post it's got to be an old post there's no day down it's got to be an old post

you know what never mind I get a hold of them you can still get a hold of legacy casting and try to get a gig but the 1923 struff is over okay gotta be got to be outdated all right and then I see where Elton John and Brandy What's her face from the go-goes?

Brandy Carlisle Are teaming up now For a song Now he did his thing He helped save What's Her Face's career, right? You know, crazy woman, Britney Spears.

He teamed up, made some money for her And did a hit, whatever stupid song that was That they did together. And it was okay. It was fine. and it made Brittany some money. And it was just a, oh, I know it was a remake of one of Elton's songs, right? Yeah, but no, it was not Rock a Man.

Maybe it was not Rock a Man. Yeah, it wasn't Rock a Man. It was a tiny dancer, tiny dancer, which is an Elton classic. So he just, he can do that song in his sleep and probably has. And so he let Brittany sing with them and make a little money off of it. Good for you, Brittany. Yeah, you're on your own now and you're spending money and you're not doing anything. So here we'll do this.

and it'll be good, okay? Well, anyway, he teamed up with Brandy Carlisle, and they have this new song called, I guess they're doing a whole album, and it's a whole album co-lab called Who Believes in Angels. Now, the tracks included are Swing for the Fences. That's an LGBTQ anthem song right there. You Without Me,

and an intriguing new song inspired by one of the biggest influences on Elton's career Little Richard. Yeah. Okay. This is about how Little Richard was gay and then he felt bad about being gay and Elton is reported to have said

before launching into a new song called Little Richard's Bible and giving his Yamaha Grand Piano some punishment in honor of the song's subject. Okay. So they did a couple of Patsy Klein covers.

He's just goofing off and giving Brandy Carlisle. Yeah, you know what? I'll do some songs with you. Fine. She does, let's see, I'm still, oh, hold on.

I'm still standing. I don't want the song go down on me, your song, you know, the drill. Oh, because this is some of the stuff that he did on this stupid show. That's not part of the album. So Carlythe said that she sent a letter to Elton Or spoke to him back in the 70s

And asked him about They were on some stupid show And he's got something where between 10,000 And 15,000 sunglasses Yeah, he's Elton John Duh But the one new song Is it Who Believers an Angels

Is that the song that we're listening to? Let's see, let's give it a shot And see what Who believes in Angels sounds like with Elton John and Brandy Carlisle coming at you on radio station chewing the fat thanks for coming along with us.

Oh, whoa, easy. Hey, yeah. Where's Elton? He's playing the piano. Shut up. Let's mix them up. Let's turn up the pile of it. The Finartner had it potted down there

at the beginning. What's going on? Oh, this is a hit. Not really. If you're not swinging first, you are never in the right. That's a little line. I like that line.

Not the song, but I like the line. Oh, no, I can't. Oh, my God. Is it over yet? No, how far is it? We still have another minute and a half? I'm not, we're not doing, we're not doing the whole thing. Five minutes long?

And then we're not doing the whole thing. No, I can't. I can't. I can barely make it to where we were at. And we still had another minute and a half to go. So we had another four minutes. Yeah, so I started it. minute and a half in.

And what we just heard, plus we have another minute and a half afterwards. So it's five minutes and 20 seconds long. I'm sorry, you were saying something? Because I just, and I'm not listening to five minutes of that. No. That's not. Holy cow. That is not happening.

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We can get rid of the final season. Let's be done with it. But what I was talking about the Testaments, that is a new show that Hulu just okayed, which is a Handmaid's Tale follow-up. So it's supposed to be, I guess, after Handmaid's Tale?

It's supposed to take place after this Handmaid's Tale? and so I guess Elizabeth Moss, you know, the queen handmade tale, her, she is going to executive produce the project, and of course they're hoping that, you know, she's going to guest star in the sequel. Okay, well, if it's after, I mean, what, she gets Elizabeth, this is grandma pretending to be handmade tale, I guess, I don't know. Yeah, we could do flashbacks, sure, we could do that.

And they've got the money that we can do that. Anyway, the Testaments is not the tie. That's the spin-off from Handmaid's Dale. Because when you think of spin-offs, you think, man, I don't get enough of Handmaid's Dale. And so that's coming, okay? And thankfully, the final season with Elizabeth Moss, dear Lord, is just ending soon on Hulu.

Okay, so who died today? Who died today? Well, we have to begin with Val Kilmer. I know. Very sad. Dead at the age of 65. Now, he'd been struggling with throat cancer for several years, but the family said it was pneumonia.

So, okay, sure. Whatever you say, no problem. But I mean, hello, Val Kilmer. I mean, Batman Forever. It was Jim Morrison. My favorite character that he did was Doc Holiday and Tombstone. I'm your Huckleberry. I'm your hucklebearer.

I mean, just awesome. Awesome stuff. So it was very sad that we lost him at 65. No kidding. I didn't even think about real genius or heat or the saint. And then, of course, Top Gun. You know, I mean, that's everybody thinks about Top Gun. You're everyone's problem.

That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous. He's not Tom Hanks, okay? So just move on with that, all right? I know Val, he was great in it, I got it, but he's not Tom Hanks, okay? Tom Hanks is top gun. Anyway, so rest in peace to Val Kelmer. I mean, I love his character in Tombstone.

I just saw an interview with, what's his face, Sam Elliott. And Sam was talking about how on days off, when he didn't have to shoot, he would go to the set just to watch Val work. Because he was so great as Doc Holliday. And I mean, that movie was, is it in my top 10? I don't know if it's in my top 10, but it's up there. I mean, I love that movie. And he was great in it. And so was Kurt Russell and Sam Elliott and Bill Paxson, Powers Booth, and all the other superstars that were in the stupid tombstone movie.

We're all great. And so rest in peace to Val Kilmer, dead at the age of 65. We lost another actor as well. Dennis aren't. A.R. N-D-T. The TV actor, Tony Award nominee, and you would know him if you saw him. When you see the picture of Dennis

and spelled D-E-N-I-S aren't A-R-N-D-T dead at the age of 86. When you see a picture of him, you'll go, oh yeah, that guy. he was in a number of shows. You may remember him in the short-lived sitcom, I don't know, back in the 80s, Annie McGuire with Mary Tyler Moore.

And then he was in L.A. law as a lawyer. He was in a bunch of episodes in L.A. law as a, you know, this lawyer, aggressive lawyer in courtroom for L.A. law. and he was in basic instinct. Was he? See, he was, what was his character in basic instinct? Was he one of the police officers that were there when she spread her legs? I think he was.

I think he was. Yeah, I think he was one of the guys that was there that got the leg open shot. So, I mean, that's a claim to fame in and of itself. So, rest in peace, to Dennis. are dead at the age of 86. Then we have Shirley Obert. Shirley Obert dead at the age of 67.

Now she's a Chick-fil-A employee, lives in Georgia, and she got in a car crash. Okay? That's not what killed her. All right? She got a car crash, and after the crash, she was plunged, she was trying to get help,

got out of the car, and fell into a deep well. I guess it's not funny. Stop it. I don't even know why you're laughing. Because I guess, you know, when it's your time, it's your time. And perhaps God was busy

and looked down and went, oh, surely did it die in that car crash? I'll push it down that hole there. Make a well. Okay, there's you go. So, they didn't know where she was. They showed up.

The car crash was there. and she was nowhere to be found because she got out of the car and then fell into this giant well that's funny at all it's so sad and then they located her and she was at the bottom

of this well surrounded by thick brush and it's just really sad but maybe you not get out of your car or you get the car crash maybe you stay in your car I don't know she was trying to help she just got off work she was in her chick-fil-a uniform

She gets in a car crash She gets out to help And she falls down a well And talk about a rough day Rest in peace To Shirley Obert Dead at the age of 67 And let me say rest in peace

To all four U.S. soldiers Who have been found in Lithuania They're armored vehicles Their armored vehicle sank in a peat bog near the border of Belarus, and they have been found dead. Now, they found three of them, but they couldn't find the fourth one. They have found the fourth one. He's been recovered.

We have the names of the other three. We don't have the names of the fourth one because they were waiting to notify the parents and the relatives. So all the soldiers were assigned to the first armored. Armored Brigade Combat Team, third infantry division. They were stationed at Fort Stewart in Georgia. Three of the four soldiers were identified. Yeah, I told you that already.

Rest in peace to Sergeant Jose Dunez, Jr., Sergeant Edvin F. Franco, and private first class, Dante de Tettiano. Very sad, those three soldiers. And when I find out the name of the four soldier, I will tell you that. The soldiers went missing last Tuesday while conducting a mission to repair and tow an immobilized tactical vehicle. The incident is being investigated, of course. The soldiers submerged Army recovery vehicle was found by the Army and the Lithuanian authorities.

The command said the vehicle was removed from the peat bog early Monday morning in an effort over the weekend. The command said the vehicle was under at least 15 feet of water, clay-like mud, and silt. They were found deceased. Let's see they recovered from the peat bog. Discovery came after recovery dogs from Lithuania and nearby country of Estonia joined the search. The command center said the dogs were placed in U.S. Navy inflatable boats

in hopes to picking up any trace of scents from below the surface of the bog. I don't know that they're going to get that in the sludge and slit. But very sad. very very sad and it talked about how it took the Polish and Estonian allies along with our sailors and Corps of Engineers

to get the excavator pumps several hundred tons of gravel and earth were moved to search for these soldiers in this pit bog so rest in peace to all four soldiers

who have been found and I know it was just an accident because if that had been the more concerning point was that that actually was something that happened because of Belarus who was friends with Russia making a move on our soldiers

I think not and so thankfully for the world yeah you can put that away this episode is brought to you by Peloton a new era of fitness is here Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ, built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans, real-time insights, and endless ways to move.

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It is not free, but it is worth every doggone penny. So at Jeffrey JFR on the cameo app. You can email the show anytime. That's the way email works. Chewing the fat at theblaze.com. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You can send your comments. Nice and bad.

I prefer the nice one. you can go ahead and submit and say, hey, I'd like to be a contestant on what's the lie. That's the game show we play every Friday. And you can submit your jokes of the day to possibly make it on the show for the joke of the day. So yesterday was April Fool's, and I saw this post from William Shatner,

and I thought, no way, stop it, it's an April Fool's joke. But he posted this on his ex account. I have a momentous announcement to make. This is William Shatner, our pal. from Blue Origin who went to had sex

of the Carman Line. Waitlessness. Right. Oh, Jesus. That's our man. Okay. So he said I have a momentous announcement to make. Last week, as those who follow me know,

Elon Musk extended to me an invitation unlike any other. The opportunity to join him on a pioneering journey to Mars Now I want to stop for a moment and say there's no way that I believe this because I mean, Shatner is what? 94, 95 now, something like that. How old is Bill?

94. Like I said, I nailed it out of the park. That's what I figured. So, you're not issuing, not giving him, we're not even going to, we're not even going to attempt to get to Mars before we lose William Shatner. Okay, that's not going to happen. I don't want I don't want William Shatner to die, but it's going to happen.

Okay. So, You know, right there is like Elon's not asking a 94-year-old man to join him on a trip to Mars. Okay, that's not happening. But William continues, after deep reflection and discussions with my family, I have made the life-changing decision to leave behind my career and my home planet to embark on this historic mission. This endeavor represents the ultimate convergence of my life's work

and the visionary spirit and exploration that has, defined my journey in life. The idea of Shatner City on Mars would be great. A new frontier, a new beginning. But, you know, if we don't go soon, it may be too late. Uh-huh. These things take people, after all. Will there be enough for the launch of Elon keeps firing them?

A little dig at the doge. That's something we shall find out. Now there is much to prepare. The countdown is ticking and the future awaits. My interplanetary best, Bill, future citizen of Mars. Now, that's a great post. That's a great post. All right.

I know, I mean, it's April Fool's. Any day of the year, William Shatner posts that. That's a great post. And I don't believe it, but that's a great post. And then Elon ruined it for him. Shouldn't have done the dig for Doge. Shouldn't have done the dig against him because Elon posted underneath it.

He didn't quote tweet. He just replied to it. Sounds good to me. So, I mean, the post was that Elon had extended this offer. So the sounds good to me. No, that's happening. Now, I don't know if Bill has turned it down again.

And in that post, there was a picture of he and Elon in space suits. And he said, if you noticed, my suit is a bit different. It was a built-in anti-crush exoskeleton to prevent mishaps with things like bridges. One has to be careful. Really funny. Really, really, really funny.

So are we ever going to get to Mars? That's questionable now. Very questionable. I mean, I want to believe that someday we are, but I don't think we are. All right, let's get out of here. Now that I'm bummed, we're not going to go. We're never going to get to Mars. Elon would disagree, but we're never going to get to Mars.

Very disappointing. And so in honor of William Shatner, 94-year-old William Shatner, and going to Mars, this is the joke. This is the joke of the day for, oh, I could do another one. Speaking of Carmen Line. No, I'll do this one. I don't want to do the, I don't want to do the adult. theme joke. This is an old guy joke.

From William. Sent this joke into chewing the fat at the blaze.com. I got myself a senior GPS. If I could read the joke, it'd be funny. Okay. Got myself a senior GPS. It not only tells me where I am,

but also why I wanted to go there. because when you're, oh, no, you got it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.