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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Happy World Hepatitis Day.
Yes, congratulations.
Go out.
Have some fun.
Get yourself some hepatitis, would you?
So this day, we're going to promote, oh wait, we're promoting testing and prevention of all five types of the disease.
Oh, well.
There's A, B, C, D, and E.
So the World Hepatitis Alliance established this day in 2008.
But did you know that it was originally held on May 19th?
I was fooled for the past few years.
I didn't know.
I was celebrating World Hepatitis Day on the May 19th.
And they moved into July 28th, just to fool me in 2010,
after the World Health Assembly decided to commemorate the birth.
birthday of Baroque, I guess it's Baruch,
B-A-R-U-C-H Samuel Bloomberg,
an American physician who discovered hepatitis B in the 60s
and eventually winning a Nobel Prize
for his work on the virus and the vaccine.
Now, we'll say this, since it is World Hepatitis Day,
if you have abdominal pain, loss of appetite, fatigue,
dark urine, pale stool,
and jauntus,
you might have hepatitis.
Now, if you've,
you know, you could have a viral infection
from alcohol abuse,
you might have hepatitis.
Okay. Now, treatment depends on the type
and may include some self-care practices
such as, I don't know,
stop putting needles in yourself.
It doesn't say, oh, wait, I read that wrong.
Getting adequate rest.
plenty of fluids and avoiding alcohol and antiviral medication or cortosteroids.
You're going to stay away from that stuff.
So, hey, happy World Hepatitis Day.
Welcome.
Welcome to Chewing the Fats.
Okay, so I know it's World Hepatitis Day, and we're celebrating that.
But I will say that I just found out something that I think this is what my wife has,
something that's called alpha-gal syndrome.
Now, you can think to yourself, you know, alpha-gal syndrome.
I mean, that's almost a comic book character, I know.
But yesterday, the CDC said that the tick-borne illness
has made more than 100,000 Americans allergic to red meat since 2010.
The allergy develops after a tick bite injects a side.
specific kind of sugar molecule and as many as 450,000 Americans with another study are believed to
have it. This is exactly what my wife has. She was attacked by a tick. I mean, she can't eat red
meat anymore. She can't do it. Now, according to one story, it's caused by tick spit. So, I mean,
I don't know that my wife was swapping spit with a tick, but it could have happened. She goes out to
the scouting camps all the time.
So it could have happened.
Incredible. This is exactly what she has.
I can't wait to tell her.
Now I read this whole story.
I can't wait to tell you.
You have alpha-gal syndrome.
Love you too.
I can't wait.
But the thing is, I read this whole stupid story.
We're not aware of any confirmed deaths.
But people with the allergy have described it as bewildering and terrifying.
Yeah.
I mean, my wife was stuff.
that she can't eat anymore.
All because of a swapping spit with a tick.
Or maybe just a tick bite.
I don't know.
Either one.
So one patient, I never connected it with any food because it was hours after eating.
Well, you're just an idiot.
I mean, I just got done eating steak and now I'm throwing up.
I wonder what it could be.
So they don't know.
It's not caused by a germ, but by a sugar.
Alpha-gal.
that is in fresh meat from mammals and in tick spit.
So when the sugar enters the body through the skin,
it triggers an immune response and can lead to a severe allergic reaction.
Scientists have seen reactions in patients taking a cancer drug
that was made in mouse cells containing the alpha-gal sugar.
Yeah, I told them no to that.
We can give you this cancer drug.
Is that the one with mouse cells with the alpha-gal sugar?
alpha gal sugar in it.
Yeah, I don't want that.
All right, so researchers first reported that it could spread so that it could spread through
tick bites.
Just amazing.
Anyway, at the end of it, I'm looking for what can we do about it?
Can we cure it?
Can I cure my wife so that she can cook my steak again?
So I don't have to cook my own steak.
I mean, she can barely smell it anymore.
I mean, she's got some serious tick spitting her.
Okay, that's a problem.
She's got an overabundance of alpha gal's six.
syndrome. So I'm looking okay. Well, how can we cure it? Uh, there's no, no one cure.
It's sorry. Maybe eat better. That's all. You know what? Uh, change your diet. What she already has?
Carrey some effronephrine. Yeah, we do that too. Yeah. Oh, here's another idea. Avoid more
tick bites. Thank you. Appreciate it, doctor. So years ago in the great state of Michigan,
when I lived there, they had a bottle return. In fact, when I moved to Florida, they had the bottle return to.
What a nightmare.
I was working at a grocery store then too.
And we had to separate them all.
And separate companies had to come and pick up.
It was just, ugh, it was just agonizing.
But at the time, when I was living in Michigan,
I wasn't working at a grocery store, so I didn't care.
And we used to save them for drinking money.
You know, when you go broke at the end of the month,
you need some drinking money or some, any kind of cash.
You just go in and take back all your cans and all your bottles
and get the refund money on them,
and then you've got some cash.
Well, there is a...
a recycling technician in California who apparently he and his family have made $7.6 million
from recycling.
Well, they were taking the recycling from California and taking it to Arizona and selling
it.
At one time in Florida, we used to save the cans and bottles.
And I used to, I can remember getting big giant trash bags.
and keep it in.
And then you'd call and the company would come and pick them up,
and he'd put them on a scale out in your driveway and give you money for it.
And then it was like, yeah, we're not doing that anymore.
It's not worth it to us anymore.
You just do whatever you want with them, but I'm not taking them out of your yard anymore, okay?
So that was done.
And then in Florida, I remember they said, well, we're going to start recycling.
So we have to put the recycling in a separate container,
and the recycling trucks will come by,
and they had one guy in the truck,
and he would just go along the side and separate all.
the recycling from the containers.
That lasted about, I don't know,
a day.
Because the guy was like, I'm not doing that anymore.
And the cities are like, that's too expensive.
We're not doing it anymore.
You know what?
Just put it in the trash.
What we'll do is we'll burn it all
and we'll use the power from the fire.
And that works.
Now, here in Texas,
they do have a recycling bin
and a trash bin.
I don't know where it goes,
what it does.
They do have recycling police
that come by every so
often I've been ticketed, you know, I've been, I'm sorry, I've been lettered from the garbage
company.
Let's see, yeah, this a wrong kind of bag in your recycling trash can.
You need to take care of that.
Are we going to send the SWAT team into me?
Shoot me down.
He got a plastic bag in the recycling, because you can't put the, the grocery bags are not
recyclable.
That's what I was told.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm just telling you, that's what I was told.
So anyway, this California family earned millions of dollars just recycling cans and bottles.
Now they've been accused of multiple felonies that could lead to years behind jails.
That's kind of a bummer.
They imported the bottles and cans to California and are from Arizona to California.
So they moved, I said that backwards, right?
They went from Arizona to California.
So 178 tons in eight months.
That's awesome.
I mean, it's not awesome because it's a crime.
And they were stealing from the state of Arizona.
And that's just wrong.
So when someone purchases plastic or aluminum bottle in California,
they pay the extra and then you turn it back in.
That's the way.
I don't know.
I don't think Michigan does that anymore, but they might.
Honestly, I don't know.
It was such a weird.
thing to have to a can is worth five cents that bottle is worth 10 cents oh okay so felony grant
theft in California is punishable by up to three years in state prison redeeming out of state
containers to the degree the family is accused could increase the sentence by another three years
why because it's california court documents did not identify an attorney oh yeah okay so last year
six people were charged in a similar Arizona to
California recycling operation.
My God, there's
the red road of,
there's a recycling road, man,
from California to Arizona.
I'm sorry, to Arizona to California, back and forth.
Why don't we keep doing that?
Because I want it to be California to Arizona.
And it's not, it's Arizona to California.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
At least 93 people in California
were convicted of recycling fraud
between 2010 and 2019.
Yeah, but that's,
don't think that's fraud at this scale, right?
The family is accused of recycling materials purchased in Arizona.
Yeah, so why? Yeah, of course.
But millions of dollars, 7.6 million.
So you spend a couple years in jail for 7.6 million?
Raise your hand if you'd do that.
My hands up.
For 7.6 million and you're going to maybe, maybe spend a couple years in jail and a year probation,
pay a fine of a million, walk out with six, that's not bad.
And I promise I won't sell any more recycled cans.
I promise.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I want to know about the Silk Road of recycled cans from Arizona to California.
That's awesome.
I mean, terrible.
terrible. Let's go to the break room.
I mean, that's terrible. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink.
Desperately.
Well, the next time you hear that it's climate change causing all these wildfires,
just think to yourself, really? All of them? Because remember last year, the New Mexico wildfire
in the spring burned almost 60 square miles, almost reached Los Alamos? The Sierra
Palaldo fire
burned in April of
2022 under dry, windy conditions.
I got it. The 20,000 people
were forced to evacuate. Nearby
schools were evacuated.
A national security lab
faced flames. They were assessing
apocalyptic threats,
which, you know, I'm sure they were.
And it was just crazy.
But now we know as we look back
on it, yeah, the U.S. Forest Service
started that. Gosh, darn
it. That was us. Yeah, there was a, we had a controlled burn and we didn't put it all out.
Sorry.
Oh, that damn climate change, though, huh? And I'm always reminded, when the lotto gets to be a lot of money,
I'm reminded of the guy with the chest billboard on that says, you know, the end is coming
or, you know, the end of the world is coming. And the caption from the lottery,
bet he'd feel different if he won the lotto.
Yeah, no kidding.
The mega millions tonight, for those of you listening live,
the 28th of July, 2023, $910 million,
$464.64.2 cash payout.
And I told you yesterday, the Powerball,
this weekend is $60 million.
I mean, it's not laughable anymore.
I mean, I'll take it.
I'll take the 31st.
1.1 million cash payout, but
you know, it's not the equivalent to
the 464.2 million that I'm going to have to
accept. Either one, though. I'm fine. I'll take the powerball.
Either one. Let's take a moment and just think to ourselves we're going to win.
Okay, let's make it happen. To manifest that victory.
Yeah. That's enough because you know it's not going to
happen. You know, I don't know why, but
I ended up at this story.
It's an old story from 2015.
I don't even know why it ended up
opening on my computer.
I think it just opened up and said,
hey, here's a story you should know about.
And I thought, I don't remember knowing this story.
So maybe the computer is right.
AI is working.
So Corn Flakes,
invented by John Harvey Kellogg
of the 19th century.
All right.
Now, he invented corn flakes because he wanted a plain meal to prevent masturbation.
He also advocated yogurt enemas because he wanted to prevent people from pleasuring themselves.
I don't like John Harvey Kellogg anymore, man.
Who does this guy think he is?
I don't know that I knew that.
If I did, I completely forgot it.
That's amazing.
So he created the first cereal in the late 19th century,
originally intended to be a healthy, ready-to-eat-eat-mastubatory morning meal.
That's good word right there, though, masturbatory.
I like that.
Mr. Kellogg, a physician, was uncomfortable about sex,
believing it was unhealthy for the body, mind, and soul.
He was celibate, never consummated his marriage
and keeping a separate bedroom from his wife.
I'm not really necessarily opposed to having the separate bedroom thing.
We've talked about that before.
I mean, you've got to get your sleep.
You've got to have that.
But, I mean, I don't know what the whole celibacy thing.
Pushing it a little bit, John.
Okay, so he adopted his children rather than impregnating his partner.
Well, yeah, it'd be tough to impregnate.
When you're celibate.
Okay.
And while he was anti-sex, he considered masturbation,
even worse.
Self-pollution is a crime.
In his book, Plain Facts for Old and Young,
embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life,
he described 39 different symptoms,
which he said were caused by masturbation.
I may have to purchase a copy of Plain Facts for Old and Young.
embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life from John Kellogg.
And we may have to break that down.
These included epilepsy.
I might not have to buy it.
It's right here on the story.
Epilepsy, acne, bad posture.
Well, it just depends on.
Stiff joints.
That's actually true.
Infirmity, poor development, fickleness, and palpitations.
I don't know what the story is doing here, but that's not 39.
Okay, I'm not a math genius.
I know that.
But I'm just telling you what they just wrote here in front of me, that's not 39.
He believed that healthy lifestyles could cure most ailments.
Okay.
Meat and rich or flavored foods increased sexual desires.
And I won't have it.
I won't have it.
You'll eat these corn flakes with nothing.
nothing on them.
I don't want milk.
In fact, I don't even want water.
All right, you're just going to eat these damn corn flakes, okay?
Well, working as a physician at Battle Creek Sanitarium at Michigan,
now Battle Creek is right down here.
If you're looking at all my own right there, Michigan,
I've been there several times,
but I have not been to the Battle Creek Sanitarium.
He developed a range of breakfast,
he believed, would prevent a person from pleasuring themselves.
first he made granula
cereal where oats and corn were baked
and then ground into tiny pieces
and I say granula because it's
G-R-A-N-U-L-A
Grinola, okay I got it
under the threat of legal action
from another company was already making the same product
under the same name Mr. Kellogg
changed, oh there you go
yeah he changed the invention to granola
yeah so it was granula
and one company says that's ours
Hey, anti-mastisory boy, that's ours.
And so he changed it to granola.
He developed an enema machine.
Easy, easy, easy.
He developed an animal machine in which the intestines were cleaned out with water.
I mean, that's good, right?
I mean, we all should have that done once in a while.
And finally, Mr. Kellogg developed a range of decidedly plain cereals,
including cornflakes, which he believed would dampen the desire.
He partnered with his brother, Will, a businessman who later added sugar to corn flakes.
That freaking Will, man.
That bastard.
I know what you're doing.
Putting sugar on my cereal.
I know what you're doing.
Okay.
And that's, they went out to find, uh, found Kellogg company.
So I did not know that.
I did not know.
I may have to look into a little bit more of Mr. Kellogg.
We will.
we have to break down the book for Mr. Kellogg.
I'm sure it's full of actual facts.
And speaking of the world of John Kellogg,
did you realize, according to this,
I guess it's a study or questionnaire survey
from Bumble, the dating app,
60% of women on Bumble
were willing to consider a man
who was six feet tall.
Now that number,
Number dropped to almost 30% of men one inch below the six foot threshold.
An inch matters.
And below 15% for men 5, 8 and shorter.
On the opposite of men who were 6.5 met the height requirement of nearly 90%.
So when you're swiping the old bumble, and I will say, at one point in my life,
I did have Bumble on my phone because I
Because show research
And man
I just want to say
There was a lot of left
Swiping going on. Okay,
that's all I'm saying.
You know what I mean.
So when Alicia Navarro
disappeared in 2019
From her home in Phoenix
A lot of time in Arizona today
Days before
her 15th birthday
She left a signed note for her family
promising she would return.
I will be back. I swear.
I'm sorry. That's
the note. I'm believing she
would keep her promise. The mom never stopped
searching for it. Well, she said she'd be back.
Why were you searching for? But anyway,
she continued to search for her daughter.
She paid for a billboard ad in Mexico
that featured a photo of her daughter
for a year. She bought 10 more
ads in Las Vegas. She spoke
at events and gave media interviews
to raise awareness. She left
flyers all around Glendale
at salons, truck stops, and parks.
I mean, she was busy, right?
And she's looking for her daughter.
Well, the search is over because now 18,
she walked into a small Montana police station
near the Canadian border and said,
hey, you're going to stop looking for me now.
You want to take me off your list?
And I'm sick of being on your stupid list, okay?
She said, I haven't been harmed.
I wasn't being held.
I could come and go as,
I please.
And they say she does not face any criminal charges.
No kidding.
She left.
She left a note and said she'd be back.
And you kept hounding her looking for her.
You wouldn't leave it alone.
I said I'd be back, okay?
I didn't say tomorrow.
And so finally she's back.
And so I don't know.
You know, what happens now?
Maybe she goes on the road again, get out of here.
But I love the fact that just stop looking for me, okay?
I said I'd be back.
So good news.
Good news.
You can take down the billboards.
You can stop with your radio ads.
Take her off the milk cartons.
Take her off the truck stops and every place else.
And just shut up about it, okay?
She's fine.
Stop looking for her
Okay, who
died today?
Who died today?
Well, the 2020
Primetime Emmy Awards
has, well, they're on life support.
I'm sorry, they're not dead.
I misrepresented that.
Who's on life support today?
The Emmys.
They've been postponed.
I knew it.
They kept trying to pretend,
yeah, we're still going to do it.
These actors aren't even going to show up
to get an award.
Hey, I can't, there's no writer's strike.
Somebody can't host it and say,
please come up and accept the award.
No, we can't have that.
You can't have a, they can't be holding any kind of card with writing on it.
That would break the terms of the deal, right?
So it's now, it's been postponed, okay?
So this is, it's not the first time that the Emmys have been postponed.
They were delayed back in September of 2001.
Huh, when it was going on then?
September of 2001.
Ah, something.
And then the show.
did they even cancel it during the pandemic?
They had the virtual one and those were great.
Those were great.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm here in my hotel room and we really appreciate you.
Everybody's here.
My whole family, we're all together in the hotel room,
but we can't be there with you
because that would be breaking COVID mandates.
But we're all here together here in our hotel room.
I mean, it's just amazing.
So anyway, there's not going to be an Emmy show.
It's supposed to take place in September.
And so what if they come to an agreement in September?
September 18.
No, we can't do that.
I'm sorry, we can't do that.
The TV Academy at Fox, no, we're going to be delayed.
We can't make that happen.
Even if we were to say the strikes over today, a September broadcast?
Are you out of your minds?
You TV people.
man. I got
I just leave it there. You TV
people. Okay, so an actual
Who died today?
Eagles
co-founder Randy Meisner
dead at the age
of 77. Very sad.
He died at his
Los Angeles home from chronic
obstructive pulmonary
disease. He's been struggling
for quite a while. He had oxygen
and he can barely walk. He's been
I don't know that it. I don't know why
someone would have oxygen and barely walk,
oh, because you partied for years
and smoked cigarettes.
But, okay, so I'm sad
that he died. He's an Eagles co-founder,
and I got all that, and he,
you know, we haven't seen him
in a few years because he suffered
this personal tragedy.
This is the way it's being reported.
He suffered this personal tragedy.
His wife accidentally shot herself.
And I thought, wow, that's really sad.
I don't, I didn't know that.
His wife accidentally shot herself.
And then I thought, wait, how does someone accidentally shoot themselves?
Hunting accident?
Was a wife out hunting?
Well, no.
They were arguing.
And I guess they argued a lot.
No, no big deal.
So what?
Husband and wife argue all the time.
And there was nothing violent in their relationship.
They were just arguing.
So she goes into the bedroom.
and there's the gun case, which she moves.
Okay, she moves the gun case.
This is what they, this is what, don't look at me.
This is what they're reporting, okay?
So in the gun case is a pair of spurs.
You know, the things you put on the back of the cowboy boots?
You can wear them on other shoes too, Jeff.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, spurs.
And she picks up the gun case, and the spurs slide down the gun and pull the trigger
and shoots her in the head.
All right.
I happens all the time
How many times have you heard
Oh those
I know
Don't put spurs in your gun case
Are you kidding me?
So
Amazing
So she just
Just happened
And the police are like
Yep
It was a freak accident
Take care
I mean I guess
That's why he was
Suffered
From just staying away from people
You're arguing with your wife
She goes in the bedroom
and then an accidental gun shooting kills here?
It's a tough day at the office.
Randy Meisner, dead at the age of 77.
Okay, also, who died today?
Hugh the Manatee.
Stop it.
Stop it with your own.
The Humanity.
I know.
I got it.
Okay.
So Hugh the Manity lives down in Florida.
apparently there's no manatees other than down in Florida.
That's where they live.
So I don't know what you're going to do.
So this happened at the Mote Marine Laboratory and Aquarium.
That's in Clearwater.
I've been there.
I used to live close to the air.
And, you know, they got it.
They do good work.
At least I thought they did.
Until I started reading this story, I might question their work.
All right.
So this manatee, Hugh, 38 years old.
Okay?
38 years old.
Died in April.
after having high intensity sex with his brother.
No, no, stop.
Bring the family to the boat, Marine.
Bring them by.
What is the other man?
What are those manatees doing?
Ah, they're just playing.
That's just fun.
No, not at all.
So this, he died succumbing to traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with the larger male manatee at the facility.
His brother, Buffett.
So one of the injuries was a 14.5 centimeter rip in Hughes.
Look, I'm just telling you the facts.
from the necropsy, okay?
That's all I'm just telling you.
Then they collected some other stuff
and there was a confirmed presence
of some fresh blood that I guess belonged to Buffett
that wasn't used.
And don't worry about it.
These high intensity interactions
and occasional penetration throughout the day,
they're just having fun.
That's what they do.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, you know, we saw them.
we saw him holding down Hugh
and penetrating up there
about 5.15 in the afternoon.
You know, the day he died.
And we figured they were just having fun.
Look at Buffett just doing Hugh
down there in the bottom of the tank.
Oh, yeah.
No, we can't, that's not laughing.
Buffett is raping Hugh.
Stop that.
There's nothing sexual, sexy about that at all.
Rape is not about sex.
It's not funny.
Even in Manatee World.
Okay?
So then, after they got done with that,
Buffett just swam away.
I'm done.
We're done for now.
Hugh.
I'll be back.
No, you won't because then Hugh,
bottom of the tank.
Dead.
Right!
That was Hugh, actually.
That's actual audio from the boat Marine.
Laboratory.
Yeah, that is.
actually from the laboratory
there at the, I'm sorry, the
Moat Marine Laboratory and Aquarium.
So,
the handlers
still maintain, they're still trying to cover
this thing up. I want to talk to them on this
show right now. They still
maintain that Hugh and Buffett
had been engaging in
conceptual, like why can't even say that
word, consensual
and natural mating behavior
for two months
leading up to Hugh's death.
Buffett has been attacking Hugh for two months at this place.
And they're like, yeah, they're fine.
Don't worry about it.
Hugh's down at the bottom of the tank going, help me.
Help me.
I'm being raped.
Now they're fine.
They're just playing.
Leave them alone.
They were the only, okay, so the only manatees in the aquarium.
All right.
And they're two brothers, are they?
And this is the first time.
This was the first time that they had been observed initiating and mutually.
I don't think it's mutual.
I feel like Hugh was like, bro, no, back off me.
But they let it happen.
That's a sad news.
So anyway, anyway, very sad.
This is going on.
Hugh, the manatee.
Oh, the humanity.
I got it.
I can't even say it without stopping myself.
the humanity dead at 38.
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So we're talking about the Manatee prison down there at the Moat Marine Laboratories
and aquarium down in Clearwater.
Somebody needs to investigate that thing.
I don't know what the hell is going on down there.
But we need an investigation.
But I see all of you
been sending me the story.
I got it, okay?
I just haven't had a chance to get to it,
but I might as well get to it now.
They're talking about now that
we may have a problem with
cocaine sharks.
All right.
Sharks may be feasting on drugs
dumped off Florida coast.
Okay.
So sharks lurking off Florida's coast
may be eating bundles of cocaine
dumped into the ocean
by U.S.-bound drug smugglers.
Um, so it may or may not be happening.
We don't know that.
Okay.
With the massive amounts of drugs washing up on beaches and being pulled out of the ocean by authorities each year,
the marine biologist Tom Hurd wanted to investigate whether or not sharks had adjusted cocaine as part of his new TV series, Cocaine Sharks.
That's a good sell.
I like it.
That's a good idea.
I mean, now's the time.
Maybe you ought to go down to the Clearwater Mote and Marine Laboratory
and investigate a manatee prison.
Manatee prison sex death.
How about that?
Rapeed in prison and no one cares.
Tonight on the History Channel.
Oh, you know what, there's new news, too, in the Obama case.
Canon.
Tonight.
Tonight's episode,
911 vlogs, blank.
That's amazing.
Oh, my gosh.
Canada.
All right.
Tonight's episode.
They've produced a 911 calls for the paddle border death,
and everything else is listed except the 911 call about the paddle border.
That's just blank.
no one could have gone in.
And that's just, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
I'm sure that's it.
No problem.
Sure that's it.
Okay.
All right, fine.
No problem.
All right.
So, it's Friday.
We've got to play What's the Lie?
And I have a new contestant for you.
An inside contestant as well.
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It's Friday.
So that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show.
What's the lie?
What's the lie where contestants try to decipher the lie from four?
Count them one, two, three, four headlines.
One of them is not true.
Thus, that's where we get.
What's the lie?
Our contestant today, producer, Bordop, extraordinaire.
A new guy on the block, BJ.
So if you win a B.J, not only will you come back for another round.
Well, maybe you may have to be here anyway.
You're going to have the Talking Sense,
Jeffie Blue Freshie.
And for more information,
you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group
and find the Freshie scent and design for you.
And if you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie?
You can always email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
BJ, producing the show today, Chewing the Fat.
How are you?
I'm doing well, Jeff.
Thanks for having me.
So I realized it was going to be you as I was writing this last night.
I thought I'll make it easy for you.
So are you ready?
I'm ready.
Let's do it.
You think you can do this?
Are you ready to play four headlines, one of them not real?
I'm ready.
What's the lie?
Headline number one.
Harrison Ford's stunt double set himself on fire at Atlanta's actors rally.
Headline number two.
Change your first name to Subway and you could win free subs for life.
Headline number three, Massachusetts store apologizes to Barbie fans for raising beat prices.
Headline number four, Microsoft has created a pizza-scented Xbox controller.
Those are your four headlines.
Headline number one, Harrison Ford Stunt Double sets himself on fire at Atlanta actors rally.
Number two, change your first name to Subway and you could win free subs for life.
Number three, Massachusetts store apologizes to Barbie fans for raising beat prices.
Headline number four, Microsoft has created a pizza-scented Xbox controller.
Those are your four headlines.
BJ, what is the lie?
Jeffie, I don't think that if you change your name to Subway, Subway's going to give you anything for free.
So I think it's headline number two is the lie.
Oh, baby.
Yeah, sorry.
No, you can't do that.
That makes that happen.
So, sorry about it, BJ.
Ah, man, I wish I wanted you to win badly, too.
Anyway, thanks for listening.
To What's the Lie.
What's the Lie?
The Subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises.
All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.
CTF, WTL, MMXX, I.
I, I, I.
Which one was it, Jeffie?
So, there's no store apologizing to Barbie fans for the beats.
You know, in 2023, that's actually really believable that it could be a store with the Barbenheimer, you know, all the hoopla with that.
I can't imagine why there would be, you know, why there wouldn't be at least a store that would apologize.
That's why you got it wrong.
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