Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Okay, But Why?... | 8/14/23

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

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We'd love to talk. Business. Blaze Radio Network And now, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. I don't know what I would have done, but it may have been the same thing this family did. So the Warwick family in Southfield, Michigan, just, you know, right there, just a little northwest of Detroit, was shopping at the Meyer supermarket in Southfield. I think that's Meyer Thrifty Acres.

Maybe they don't call it Drifty Acres anymore. but, and they were just doing some grocery shopping, and they decided to get a package of earthbound farms organic spinach, just like any regular family. I mean, that could be purchased by anyone. You just, hey, there's a package of earthbound farms, organic spinach. I'm going to toss it in the card, and we'll take it home and be happy that we've got some spinach. Well, when they got home, the daughter was like,

Oh my God, oh my God, it's a frog, it's a frog! And you can see... You can see the frog still in the package of the Earthbound Farms Organic Spinnage Package. I didn't see anything. It didn't feel heavy. I didn't feel anything wriggling. Just thank God I didn't eat the frog. Well, okay, come on now.

It's in the package. And worst case, you open the package and the frog jumps out, right? So after making the discovery, obviously they returned it to the store. And I say, obviously, because some people may have just thrown it away. Some people may have went ahead and kept the frog as a pet. I don't know. I mean, you make sure that you're going to wash the spinach for sure, right? I don't know that you're going to eat it, but, I mean, it's possible.

So it's a Pacific tree frog to California. And it was obviously can. camouflaged in the spinach. They took it back, got a refund, and on the package it says triple washed, non-GMO. She doesn't believe that it was washed at all. I don't know.

Maybe it was, and maybe the way the machines washed the spinach that the frog could possibly stay in some of the mesh of the spinach and not get washed away. I don't know that. I would be a strange thing to find a... in your package of spinach, right? And most definitely would.

Now, I will say that Earthbound farms, my gosh, what a parent company of Taylor Farms. They are on top of it, though. They, you got to, you got to hand it to them because they sent out a statement that said, hey, we need to apologize for the slip up. Whoa. Well, gee, thanks.

Welcome. Welcome. to chewing the fat. Well, as long as we're talking about food, which is, I know, a big surprise, we may as well talk about some recalls that are happening around the country. A company based out of New York has begun recalling soft serve ice cream cups in 19 states and the District of Columbia. Oh, what's wrong with this ice cream?

Could it be the same as what was happening with Bluebell? Yes, Listeria contamination. Real kosher, ice cream, announced the recall on an alert on the Food and Drug Administration's website, saying it affected all flavor options of its soft serve on go cups from August 4th or earlier. The product has six different flavors that come in eight-ounce packages, according to the alert. Two people, one in New York and one in Pennsylvania, suffering illness that led to hospitalization. One person reported falling ill after eating a soft serve on the go cup, a same.

from which returned a positive test for Listeria. Oh, no. I mean, when they start messing with ice cream, things are getting bad. Okay. So you may have recalled the, I mean, 19 states, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia, and of course, the nation's capital,

Washington, D.C. Just toss it out or get a refurb. fond no problem real kosher ice cream soft serve on the go cups but as i'm reading this story i see a couple of other recalls that i wasn't aware of i see a frito lay recalling some doritos over soy wheat allergen concerned okay so somebody screwed up and didn't put it on the package i mean there were no related illnesses or reactions to the product. It's just, we know that people who are allergic or have sensitivity to soy or wheat run the risk of illness should they consume these products. I'm guessing. And I'm guessing that if you are allergic or have a sensitivity to soy or wheat,

you know whether you can eat your Doritos or not, don't you? I think you do. Well, then I see another headline about Trader Joe's recalling some more problems. products, this falafel and broccoli cheddar soup. And it says that they're being recalled for possible rocks and insects. Okay, what is happening with Trader Joe's? All right. It wasn't that long ago. They were recalling cookies because there were rocks in them.

I'm sorry. They may contain rocks. So there's more products from Trader Joe's that may contain rocks. Oh, this falafel is really good. Man, this soup, you got to love this soup. Oh, oh, man, that's a hard bite of that soup. Didn't you cook it long enough? Yeah, it's a rock.

So sorry about that. That'd be great. You know what? I want the soup with insects and rocks in it, please. That would be wonderful. Thank you. Okay, so just know, just know that, you know, if you bought some falafels and some soup, I don't know, some broccoli cheddar, yum, from Trader Joe's, yeah, you might have, that might be tough going down with those insects and rocks. You know, it might be. It could take a shot.

Okay, so we talked last week. I didn't think it would happen this fast, but here we go. the Waymo and Cruz that got permission from California regulators to run Robotaxies 24 7 in San Francisco and last week I said well just wait for the headlines on that

and we got it already over the weekend just a day after they said yeah you can go ahead robo taxis 24 7 in San Francisco yeah we'll see how that goes well Friday night as many as 10 of the

cruise driverless taxis, just shut down. Yeah, they just block the street. In the city's North Beach Bar and Restaurant District, all traffic came to a standstill because the robo taxis just stopped moving.

Yeah, we're just there. All the human-driven cars were stuck behind the robo taxis. And the one guy said, they may as well bend boulders. Yeah, that's right. They may have been just boulders. The cars have been just boulders.

apparently sat motionless with parking lights flashing for 15 minutes. And then after 15 minutes, we're awake now, and they drove off. So this could happen when a major fire or other life-threatening emergency breaks out, you think? Yeah, that's a little bit of an issue. Now, the company blamed the cell phone carriers for the problem. It's not our fault. Oh, come on.

We didn't do anything. We're out there working as hard as we can. But there's no override system. It's the cell phones company. Oh, okay. Yeah. According to the company, as I understand it, Outside LANDS impacted LTE cell connectivity

and the ability for the advisors to route cars. Outside Lanz is a three-day music festival held in Golden State Park, four miles from North Beach. So they're blamed it on the cell phone company and the music festival that was going on that had an issue with the cell phone. Bell towers. Okay.

Sure. No problem. That's fine. Don't or everything will be fine. And for real, the fire of police chief, oh, they're not ready for prime time. So it doesn't matter. We're going to do it anyway.

Okay? Doesn't matter. We don't have to fix any issues. We don't have to worry about cell coverage. We don't have to override that when there's an issue from the cell company. Tough. You know what? Tough.

get over it. We want to be driverless. We want to be 24-7 driverless taxis. We want to have electric vehicles on the road. And if you don't like it, tough. Yeah, you don't like it? Tough. Maybe that's why Oliver Anthony's song, Richmond, North of Richmond, is blowing up like it has. I mean, it is unbelievable how that song has taken off. It's number one on iTunes. and he's got three other songs from his album on the charts as well. Just incredible. He had a big show this weekend where he was there and I mean it just showed up, you know, hundreds if now thousands of people showed up in North Carolina at this free event

and he was there, spent hours there shaking everyone's hand. Just amazing. I heard the song. I posted it on my ex at Jeffrey JFR and it's obviously so did everyone else on their Instagram and Twitter's or X's. And I mean, the song is just, you know, it's almost the new anthem. And that's an example.

It's just tough. They don't care. They just don't care. And he's got an amazing story. So I was reading the story from Jason Howardton, who talked about how Oliver was struggling with mental health and coping with alcohol in the depths of despair just about a month ago. He got on his knees, broke down in tears,

though he wasn't a religious man, that night he promised God to get sober if he helped him follow his dream. It was about 30 days sober when someone reached out and asked him to come record a song for his YouTube channel. That song was Richmond, north of Richmond. Within days, the song would go viral.

Yes, no problem. And it definitely is the new anthem, and he's the new face of the U.S. anthem. So, I mean, that's just another reason, another example of why. something like Richmond north of Richmond is blowing up because the people north of Richmond just look at you and say tough all right let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately well well well have a look at this I told you from the very beginning if you've

listen to chewing the fat. And if you have, thank you. I appreciate it. But I told you that the Zuck-E-Lon fight was not going to happen. I know it felt like it was. It really did felt like it was. And I was ready for it. I admitted I was wrong.

It looked like it was going to be a blood match in the Coliseum. We were all ready for it. Well, then this weekend, Zuckerberg says, he's no longer fighting Elon. Elon isn't serious. I think we can all agree Elon isn't serious and it's time to move on. I offered a real date. Dana White offered to make this a legit competition for charity.

Elon won't confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asked to do a practice round in my backyard instead. If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I'm going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously. So maybe it's not Maybe it will happen.

I doubt it though. I said it all along It wasn't going to happen And I just didn't believe it It was just a ruse We were all being rused on And this is proof positive That that that is the case

So I know Elon said last week He talked to all the muckety mucks in Italy And I was going to have a wonderful place And everyone thought it was going to be the Coliseum And it was going to be a blood bath At the Coliseum But it's not going to move on.

I know Elon responded, apparently, saying Zuck is a chicken. So, you know, I still believe that it's not going to happen. I think this is just an ongoing battle. But if it is going to happen, I wanted the Coliseum, and I want it to be a bloodbath,

and obviously it won't be. Okay, and we have a new show coming up starting on Netflix, this week, a couple days, I think, if you're listening live today, is the 14th of August 2023. So it starts on the 16th, which is Wednesday of 2020. Dep. The Heard documentary.

Boy, that's pretty soon. I don't know if that's too soon or not, because, man, we were already, we just got our breath back from Depp v. Hurd doubled up times two. So I don't know. might be too early for that, but they're both at it. All right, directed by Emmy and BAFTA nominee, Emma Cooper, the Mystery of Marilyn Monroe, the Unheard Tapes. And so, you know, good luck.

I hope it all works out for you. There's plenty of plenty of still good shows to watch, and we can get into that later. We can run down the shows that I've been watching in the movies. I started watching Heart of Stone on Netflix with what's her face, Gail Gaddott. And it's trying to be Mission Impossible and

James Bond all wrapped up into one. I have not finished it because I started it and then I stopped it and then I started it and then I stopped it because I have other stuff to do and watch. And I'll get through it but it's that's my review so far. Hardest tone on Netflix

with Gail Godot. I know you're trying to be James Bond and a Mission Impossible dude all in one. I know Tom Cruise's character is Ethan Hunt, but he's just the Mission Impossible dude. So if I had the opportunity to see Lionel Richie and Earth Wind and Fire, I'd go and see the show. I don't know how much the tickets we're going for.

I don't care. It's probably more expensive than you'd want, but to see Earth Wind and Fire and Richie with their sing a song all night long tour, I'd go if tickets were made available to me. I don't think I'd purchase the tickets. Anyway, the big show in New York Saturday night, yeah, Lionel canceled.

And he posted on his social media, hey, due to severe weather and being unable to land in the New York and surrounding areas, I'm unable to make it to the show tonight. I'm so bummed. We're rescheduling the show to Monday, and I can't wait to perform for you all.

Tickets for tonight's show are valid for the show on Monday. Now, if he'd have done that, I don't know, Saturday afternoon, maybe it would have made it barely okay, but it was already after Showtime when he told us this on social media. Yeah, people were already at the event. I would be so pissed. would be so pissed. You're already there for an hour and then you're just going to say, yeah, there's no show. I can't make it. Sorry. Yeah. I mean, people were pissed and I don't blame

them. I would be livid, man. So now you also, you're at the event. You've paid for parking. You've paid for the travel. You've set up all of this. And, you know, car services, however you're going to get there, however you're going to get out of there. And, you know, it was a big deal. to go on a Saturday night to see Lionel Richie and Earth went and fire. You're at the garden. It's going to be a big thing. And you're already there. Yeah, we're canceling the show.

Yeah. It wasn't even a cough. It was, I can't land. Sorry. All these people showed up at the garden. The weather was that bad. You couldn't fly in. How about you drive in?

How about that, Lionel? I know, you know, being in a car for longer than, you know, an hour and a half with your hip is probably probably that good for you. I get it. But wow, I would be so pissed. I would be really pissed. And I don't know that it would matter.

You know, so what? My tickets are still available. I need a refund on everything. Man, not just the tickets. Holy cow. And if it truly was the weather, then why didn't you drive? I mean, all these fans showed up for you, Lionel.

And you played in Boston, the night before. So if you knew that the weather would possibly be bad, why didn't you drive? You could have laid down in the back of a van if it was too bad on your hips. I don't know if why it'll have bad hips or not, but I just feel like he's old enough now

to have hip issues. However, that's not my whole point. The whole point is, come on now. You were in Boston the night before and you couldn't fly into New York the next night. And you already... The thing that really is upsetting, and I can't get past, as it was already past showtime. And that's when you canceled it?

Oh, man. The garden is lucky to still be standing. Boating for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh, what? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo? Great idea. Feel the fun with all the latest slots in live casino games and with no wagering requirements. What you win is yours to keep.

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basketball team. Kayla boy, dead at the age of 17. A wonderful post from his grandfather who talked about how they were all looking forward to his upcoming senior season and then playing for a D1 college school and then perhaps the NBA, but it wasn't meant to be. Everything that happens happens on time because God wouldn't allow it to happen if it wasn't on time. And so it was with Caleb. He said, you know, continue to pray for the family. I loved his line in the post where he said, we all have an appointment with God, one that you can't

reschedule. That's true. That is very true. However, I would venture to say, and I know what you're thinking. Perhaps the cardiac arrest may not have happened if something else didn't happen. and so maybe Caleb's appointment with God came a little bit earlier than it probably should have but I'm not saying that you are okay don't look at me I'm not saying that you are so rest in peace Caleb White dead at the age of 17 then we have another this was from last week and I don't know why he didn't make it to the

who died today segment last week and I apologize he was in the fat pile and the deadpile, but I didn't get to it. Ecuador's presidential candidate, Fernando Avel Velsicel. I'm sure that's exactly the way he pronounces his name, was assassinated at a campaign rally, 10 days before the first election vote. So the election vote is just now going to happen in a few days. And yeah, we got to go ahead and put him down.

He was assassinated. Okay. So Fernando, the former, a presidential candidate in Ecuador who was bad-mouthing the now president Guillermo Lassau is now dead at the age of

59. Wow. And you think to yourself, wow, that's just Ecuador. That's, you know, one of those countries where you'd expect it. Yeah, we'd expect that here in the U.S. today, too. Funny how that actually is true now. Anyway, rest in peace. Fernando Villaviscio

dead at the age of of 59. Then we have three dog hunters. Delvese Garcia, Denise Martinez, and Noel Vigel Benitez. Delevis was 37. Denise Martinez, 26,

and Noel V.L. Benitez was 45. All from Florida. Rest in peace, dead. The reason is a little strange. They were found dead here in Texas. the bodies of two men and a woman, as well as the dog. Apparently, these three humans were in Florida hunting

and died with an underground tank filled with sewer gas after one of them apparently tried rescuing the dog after it fell into the hole, followed by the other two jumping in to save them. Now, I'm guessing, I don't know what the number is where you finally say, yeah, I'm not jumping down in there. but it certainly is past three because that's what they did. The hole was a cistern with an opening roughly about four feet

and containing about eight feet of water as well as hydrogen sulfide gas. Now, okay, so apparently I guess the dog fell into the hole. He was described as a bloodhound. Now there were clothing and boots belonging to the other two hunters who were found near the hole, suggesting they had removed them before also, jumping in the hole. So there was also other things in the water and the hole that were creating this high level of hydrogen sulfide and the stagnating water from the decay of all these other animals. So, yeah, it was the fourth guy. Yeah, there you go. It was the fourth guy that said,

yeah, no, I'm not going down there. That's how they found them. Yeah, so, okay, so three. That's the number. That's the number of people, well, actually five, because the dog went in. But, I mean, I'm not going after the dog. I mean, I would stand over the hole maybe and say, here, let me throw you a rope, trying to pull it up. I'm not jumping in.

Okay, I'm not doing that. But they did. And that was a problem. The tank had strong fumes. It was like a septic tank. I'm not jumping in that. Sorry, I'm not doing that. But they did.

And very sad. So Delvis Garcia 37. Denise Martinez, 26, and Noel Vigil Benitez, 45, dead. Because they jumped into a cistern after a dog. Very sad. Remember, I don't know how long ago, a couple years where the brothers jumped in after each other in that manure pit at the farm? And I guess the same. I guess three is the magic number where, you know, after three people start to go, yeah, I'm not doing that.

So me, I'm not doing that at all. The dog, I'll try to get the dog, but I'm not jumping down in there. And so, okay, so if my first friend or brother jumps in, I'm standing over the hole going, what are you doing? Here's a rope. I'm not jumping in after you. Okay. That was a giant, one of those giant manure pits.

Where was that? Now I've got to look it up now. Gosh, darn it. Where were they at? It was in Ohio, of course. It was in Ohio. Yeah. Okay.

You can write your own jokes. I mean, it's very sad that these three brothers were, you know, Gary, Todd, and Brad Wobaker all dead after they jumped into the manure pump. Apparently they were fixing the manure pump and then they passed out from the fumes. And so maybe you leave one guy up top saying, hey, you guys starting to feel headaches or any dizziness or any breathing problems? And then that guy helps you get out. But no, all three of you, John.

jumped in. So very sad. And we know now that the number is three. After three, the fourth guy goes, yeah, no, I'm not doing that. And then, of course, we have the death toll rising in Hawaii from the Maui wildfires. Very sad. We're already up to, I think, 96, possibly more. They're saying that there are going to be an amount of people that we're not going to like very much above of 96, probably hundreds, that we're going to find as we start to rescue and get in there and take care of all the damage from the fires in Hawaii. There's all kinds of conspiracy theories around the fires and what happened and how it happened and why it happened.

Really strange. I know our president, Joseph Robinette and Biden, he is on top of everything. I mean, I know he just got back from vacation, but he spent a day at the beach this weekend, which, of course, you do. And he was asked if he had a comment about the wildfires, and he said, no comment. So, I mean, he can't even get a, hey, we're really caring about all the people and we're trying to get in there and help them and rest in peace and prayers to all the families who loved ones. No, no comment. No comment. Oh, okay.

Well, thank you, sir. Appreciate it. Glad you're busy and still warm from the beach, sir. And then I'd like that. And then I read another story from a guy, J.D. Rucker. J.D., I'd like to say, hey, thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. I really appreciate it. It makes me happy when I see articles that I say, oh, that guy's been listening to Chewing the Fat.

Because he wrote an article about the title of the article is, here are a couple things that make you go about the Maui fires. And, of course, those are, that's the way we, it's the way we do it here on chewing the fat when there's several things that are strange about a particular story it's just things that make you go

hum hum hum hum hum hmm yeah and so JD anyway I appreciate you listening to chewing the fat and we don't have to get into all the conspiracy theories around the wildfires

sure how did all the boats burn and there was a a perfect circle of fire around the city, that kind of thing, how some, you know, some houses completely burned, but trees were still standing between the buildings that were completely leveled, stuff like that. And we had the miracle, right? The entire area was burned to the ground except for a church. I don't see that in JD's story, but it is something that makes you go, with Amex platinum $400 in annual credits for travel and dining

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reauthorization bill has passed the House of Representatives so private jet owners like Elon Musk and Taylor Swift could keep their planes registration numbers private blocking flight tracking enthusiasts from publicizing their movements.

Stop it. Okay, I know Musk said that it poses security risks. Does it? Elon does it. But journalists talk about private jet reconnaissance is useful for gathering important information. Yeah, it is. And of course, I mean, that's how we find out, you know,

if the colleges are recruiting coaches when coaches fly to other schools. Hello. Well, that passed the House and now it's being taken up in the Senate. Who knows what's going to happen with that? I wouldn't be surprised if they passed it, though, because a bunch of rich guys, a bunch of rich guys north of Richmond, uh, helping other rich guys and rich people. you know, become less and less transparent.

But, hey, that's just me. You know what I'm saying? Are we done with Tiffany now? Can we please be done with Tiffany? You know, the girl that had the airplane meltdown, talked about the MFer in the back is not real. Had a great meltdown, had to get off the plane, talked about the plane going to crash,

and then we find out after her, after she was interviewed by the police, she said it was an argument over wireless headphones, and then she tried to get back on the plane, and then they say, well, we saw her out on the curb, you know, waiting for an Uber. Okay. Well, she, her name is Tiffany Gomez.

And she posted a video online this weekend, apologizing and saying, you know, she was very sorry. She didn't go into what caused it. So I feel like what caused it was she was off her meds. And now the company or her business is starting to struggle because the story won't go away. That's just an amazing story that keeps having legs, new angles, new pictures, the person isn't real. She's out of her mind.

She's hot. She's not hot. She's Tiffany Gomez, 38. She lives here in DFW. It was at the DFW. report that this happened. So I just feel like Tiffany was off her meds. And I wish she would have just said that in her, in her apology.

Instead, we got her video post under at Tiffany underscore gomas, verified account, by the way, a two minute and 15 second video. And she apologized and took accountability for her actions. They were uncalled for. And, well, here's what Tiffany said. I'll just let her tell you. She's all made up. She looks good.

She looks beautiful. It looks like she's on her meds now. Hi, Tiffany. I'm probably better known as the crazy plain lady. Yeah. Yeah, you are. Which is completely warranted. Yes.

As you know, I do speak on the viral video, but I do finally feel that it's time. There's good more than one. So go ahead. First and foremost, I know it's of the same act. I want to take full accountability for my. actions. Well, that's good because we all know it was you. Yeah, yeah, it was.

Distressed or not, I should have been, I should have been in control of my emotion. Yep. And. But you were off your meds and. That was not the case. Oh, she didn't say that. My use of profanity was completely unnecessary.

Right. And I want to apologize to everyone on that plane, especially those that had children aboard. Yeah. Can't imagine going through that and trying to explain to your kid what in the world just happened. Just a crazy lady. Don't worry about it, Bobby.

We all have our bad... Yeah, we do. We try to stay on our meds. Yeah, multiple times. Yes. What caused it? Tell us, please, Tiffany. Trying not to sound like many masks.

Oh, I know. What caused it? Yeah, they were funny. We got it. What? It is... Caused it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you've been doxed. And I don't know. what I would do without the love and support of my friends and family. Wow. They are loyal to a fault and I don't know what I did to deserve them. Wow. You were still on your meds and they love you then. It's a little bit of good in the world.

Yeah, us too. That is what I intend to do. We do. We do. We can begin to move on with my life. Yes, we do. Is that it? Yeah, that's that it? Okay, we accept your apology.

What caused it? Was it your headphones? Was the guy a lizard man? What? caused it. Tiffany, okay, we got it. You're sorry. I want to know what caused it. Why? Even if you were off your meds, you still at the time know that you thought the guy was a lizard man and he stole your headphones or you couldn't sit next to that person because he had a tattoo or whatever the deal was. We want to know. Anyway, unless she comes up with a video that says,

okay, this is what I thought. I want to be done with Tiffany now. Can we move on from the Tiffany Gomez? Airplane meltdown? Please. Probably not, though. I mean, there's more important things to talk about. Like, what's happening down in Pinellas County?

That's Pinellas County, Florida, by the way. The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office has shared a Facebook post that is asking people, hey, stop calling 911, okay? About, well, they don't want you to stop calling 911. I mean, they would like you to stop calling 911. but you won't. But just stop calling 911 because the manatees are up

along the shore taking care of manatee business. It's manatee business time of year. Okay? They're more than fine. They mate in herds like that up along the shore. That's what they do every year.

Okay? They take care of manatee of business. in shallow coastal waters and consists of about 10 or 15 manatees taking care of a little manatee business. So stop calling the sheriff's department. Stop calling 911. Everything is fine, okay?

They're not washed up on shore. They're all taken care of some manatee business. Okay. Now, I know people are saying, hey, why don't we just show up and play some music, so they have a little bit of love going on. Now, the music that I, of course, would play would be, get on over here with that big old manatee back.

Come here, rub up against me, baby. Oh, yeah. Now, you may say to yourself, hey, in this story it talks about, all right, that's enough with the music. You may say to yourself, hey, what happens if it looks like the manatee is in distress? And it says in this story, we'll call Mote Marine Laboratory. Well, was that going to work? You know, Milt Marine Laboratory just had the Hugh the manatee die because his brother was raping him at

the Mote Marine Laboratory. I know it was just having too much sex. No, he was getting raped by the bigger manatee because it's mating season. And there was business time happening. And the people at Mote Marine went, oh, they're fine. They're fine. and he was getting raped at the bottom of the tank. So that's a chewing the fat report, by the way.

It wasn't reported that way in the news, but that's the way I read it. All right, I'll leave you with the joke of the day here on chewing the fat. Okay. What do you get? Where? I'll see, I got to remember how the joke goes now. Because I was thinking about it during the manatee business.

That's the way my brain was working. I'm talking about manatee business, and I'm thinking about the joke of the day. What do you call a fish with two knees? Two knee fish. I know. I know. You're welcome.

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