Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - One Left, Too White... | 4/19/24
Episode Date: April 19, 2024Hugh Grant settles for cash… Predator birds on the hunt… Rats and NYC… Sesame Street writers may strike?… Giancarlo had thoughts of suicide… Leo to play Sinatra… Molly Ringwald / too... white… chewingthefat@theblaze.com Placido Domingo introduces himself… Who Died Today: Sponsor Lucky Strike?... Reita 42 / Dicky Betts / 80… Echo saves girl from monkeys… www.blazetv.com/jeffy Promo code Jeffy… NBA / NHL… A look at Lotto… Game Show: What’s The Lie? Contestant: Wesley Castelhano… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So the actor Hugh Grant, you know him, you love him,
had a lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch's News Corp,
the publisher of The Sun newspaper.
There's plenty of trials against them.
The trial was to have determined
whether the News Corp, tabloid,
carried out unlawful information gathering,
including tapping Grant's landline phone,
bugging his car,
and breaking into his home.
Incredible.
Now, Hugh said that as much as I'd like to keep fighting this lawsuit,
man, Dan, I believe in it.
I believe in it a lot.
I believe that, you know, the accusations against the British tabloid the son
of invading my privacy by illegally spying on his phone calls,
my car, my home,
I'm going to go ahead and settle it.
Okay, we're not going to do the trial
because they have offered me an enormous amount of money.
Man, do I want to take him to trial?
But no, you know what?
They've offered me a bunch of money.
Now, his excuse was, look, I signed the deal because litigation rules that could have put me on the hook for paying the publisher's lawyers, even if he won the case, if he was awarded less than the settlement offer.
Okay.
I mean, was he going to be lower than the settlement offer?
Doubtful?
if what he said is true, it's doubtful.
But as, you know, he claimed in his statement,
as is common with entirely innocent people,
they're offering me an enormous sum of money
to keep this matter out of court.
And they didn't disclose what Hugh considers
an enormous amount of money.
So I'll have to wait and see
if we ever find out what Hugh Grant
thinks is an enormous amount of money.
But when you think to yourself,
wasn't Hugh suing the Sun newspaper?
Yeah, he was, but no more because
they settled out of court.
And of course, in the settlement case,
there's no liability.
So Sun did nothing wrong.
Welcome. Welcome to Towing the Fat.
All right. So coming up next
week we have the NFL draft, which
you know, some people are really excited about it.
I mean, I could take it or leave it.
Will I watch it? It's on. Why not?
But it's going to be in Detroit, Michigan,
which is right here, by the way,
on the great state of Michigan.
And they got a little nervous
in downtown Detroit that they were going to have
too much bird poop all over the downtown area
for the people that are coming to Detroit
for the NFL draft.
There was due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad.
And they got to get that cleaned up.
They have to get that cleaned up.
So in part, they hired a company that's going to bring in two trained birds of predator.
A hawk and a falcon, Circe and Yatze, and they're going to take the task of poop duty ahead of the draft.
So they just, they essentially, I guess, serve.
to scarecrows.
They just fly around and scare away all the starlings and the pigeons.
And the handlers claim that it takes about a month.
The professionals, Paul and Thomas Therese of S-C-A-I-R-C-E-I-R,
scare force falconry and bird abatement,
said that it takes about a month for the birds to be trained
they won't come back.
So, I mean, that's a good gig.
They got some company.
The city isn't paying it, though.
That's interesting.
The NFL isn't paying.
That's interesting.
They were contracted,
or they were contracted by Bedrock Detroit,
a real estate company
that wants to keep the city
looking good
without bird poop all over the place.
Okay.
I mean, I guess that helps their business.
all the people coming in, I guess.
I don't know that they are Detroit Lion sponsors,
although they probably are.
But they,
you'd think, after a while, right,
the falcon and the hawk gotta be full.
Like, I've had enough pigeons.
How about you feed me something else?
Isn't there a rabbit?
A little cat, a little dog I can gnawn,
something other than these damn little birds.
But apparently they don't eat the birds.
They just scare them off.
and the handlers feed them their food.
So they're trained.
They come back.
They have ankle cuffs and GPS tethering,
but they do come back.
And they claim the reason that they come back
is because they feed them.
So, you know, that's why the hawk and the falcon come back.
So if you're, say, part of a pigeon mafia, though,
in downtown Detroit,
and you just, you've decided,
I don't know who these falcon and hawks are
I think of flying around downtown
This city belongs to us
There could be a fight
It could be a fight going on
We could have bird wars going on above the city of Detroit
So those of you in Detroit
I'm just saying good luck
Speaking of predator animals
I've had this story in the fat pile
For a few days now
And it's talking about the rat problem in NYC
and they're talking
They don't
They're making the glue strips illegal
They obviously nobody wants to poison the rats
I don't know why
I guess you know Pita thinks it's harmful to them
And I know why they say
But it doesn't work with me
So now one of the things they're talking about
We could use birth control
What we could do
We don't have to poison them
Or we don't have to just kill them
We could use birth control
Well then I see a story this morning
That talks about rat urine
bacterial infection
breaks records in New York City
oh so now we're back to having
bacterial infections
spread through humans
or spread to humans
from the rat urine because why
oh I know there's too many rats
kill them
I don't understand
we've already
gone through this
through it was something called
the black plague
I don't understand
I was unbelievable to me
why are we even messing around
with concerning about how we kill a rat
they're making us sick
they're killing us kill them
get rid of them
now the city's
department of health and mental hygiene
which is probably they're doing a fantastic job
in New York City
I mean you can see
and the news reports, what a fantastic job they're doing in NYC.
The infection, leptospiris, can cause a range, I think that's how you pronounce it.
Leptospirosis.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Exactly.
Leptospirosis.
Okay, I got it.
Leptospirosis.
Leptospirosis.
I got it, okay.
That's how you say it, all right?
So that can cause a range of flu-like symptoms,
but can also lead to kidney and liver failure
if a severe case develops and is untreated.
So kill the rats.
It's very simple.
I mean, I'm not an expert.
I kind of feel like I am,
but I'm not.
I'm not part of their rat department.
But I know they have a rat department in NYC.
And perhaps I should call them.
me. Maybe they should reach out to me. You can email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
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Do you see where the writers
of Sesame Street may strike,
what will we do?
what will we do if we don't, if they, if the, the Muppets don't have writers?
I know.
It's going to be devastating.
And there'll be no more Sesame Street characters just bouncing around saying,
I'm trans and I'm homeless living in a garbage can.
What will we do?
I don't know.
I don't know what we'll do.
So good luck to the writers of Sesame Street because,
Oh, man.
I've got to stop
because I don't want to think about what we do
without Sesame Street.
Well, we wouldn't be without Sesame Street.
We just have reruns and repeats.
So maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Oh, sorry. Did I say that out loud?
No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean that at all.
You know, I've been watching a parish on AMC Plus.
And now that's with, what's his face
from Breaking Bad
Giancarlo Esposito
and I love him
he's been great
and he was in A Better Call Saul
in Breaking Bad
and this is his show
now on AMC Plus Parish
been pretty good
but we're about four or five episodes in
it's been pretty good
had some good violence
you know some good great
he's a driver
so it's a couple of really good
car scenes
really good well anyway he was on
some podcast
not this one by the way
I might add
and he's talking
about how he contemplated orchestrating
his own demise to
secure life insurance funds for his children
and they said that
he was you know he didn't
obviously he didn't do it but before he got the
gig on Breaking Bad
he said he was
looking to
kill himself so he got
life insurance for his family because they were in dire
straits and he didn't have any money
and I thought
wow I mean that's
that's pretty that's a
that's a big announcement really because
many people think about that
every day
and you know obviously
many people don't act on it and you shouldn't act on it
and if you have a problem you should dial 988
which is the lifeline emergency number
that you can call it 24-7
the suicide and lifeline or whatever it's called
9-8 is there for you
and you should use it but
it's really incredible
I mean that's something that a lot of people don't like to admit
that they
thought about it.
You know, you thought of it.
It's because you thought about something.
It doesn't mean you're going to do it.
I know we're in this world
of the thought police coming after us.
Oh, my gosh.
You said it on Twitter.
I mean X.
You said it on X.
That means you mean it.
No.
No, no, not really.
I'm just blowing off some steam here on X.
And so, stay away from my home.
Don't come tagging out my door.
Okay, leave me alone.
Anyway, it's pretty amazing
that he was at that dark point.
And look where he's at now.
I mean, he's on top of the world, right?
I mean, he's done these shows.
He's famous.
He's done all, I don't know how much money he's made.
I'm sure he's okay.
I'm sure the family is okay now.
And, I mean, he's been in the Mandalorian.
Hello.
He's got Breaking Bad money.
He's got Better Call Saul money.
And now he's got his own show, Parrish money from AMC Plus.
So I'm guessing he's okay.
And they're looking at doing more of his character from Breaking Bad
and better call Saul as a prequel,
which would be interesting.
Chicken man.
Chicken man.
Anyway, it would be fun.
But what a great idea.
And it was just amazed me
that he would admit something like that.
And he didn't do that on this podcast,
which I'm a little disappointed of, to be honest.
Jeff, did you reach out to him
so they could be on the show?
Don't start walking to me down with facts.
I'm just saying he wasn't on this show.
Okay.
My email's probably lost in the shuffle.
Because not his shuffle, but mine.
Anyway, I just thought it was amazing.
Another thing that probably never will happen,
although I see where they're tossing around the idea of Leonardo DiCaprio,
portraying Frank Sinatra,
in a Scorsese biopic, the biopic.
This is according to a variety.
Scorsese is like 150 years old.
Is he going to make another movie?
I think not.
Come on now.
First of all,
no, I won't do a height joke.
But I will say I was,
for the first time,
I think in the last couple years anyway,
I realized that Martin's where he's,
I think, is a dwarf.
And they haven't just announced it yet.
He's just this little old guy.
Anyway, which means absolutely nothing
just like went through me when I saw him
and he's in this room with all these people.
And I'm like, is he on his feet?
Is he standing up?
And he was.
So could DiCaprio play Frank?
He's getting a little long on the tooth to play Frank.
DeCaprio is, what, 49 now?
I think he is.
I think DeCaprio is almost 50 now.
So, I mean, that's good for him.
And I like DeCaprio.
I like his work.
His personal opinions are a little agonizing.
You just want him to shut up.
But, I mean, he's not as bad as De Niro, but he's pretty close.
It does take me a while to work up to watching one of his movies.
I have to talk myself into bypassing.
Okay, just, it's okay.
It's all right.
Just forget about what he said over here.
Just watch the movie.
But it would be interesting.
I guess they're looking at Jennifer Lawrence to play Ava Gardner,
which would be Sinatra's second wife.
So I guess that's probably the time frame of the movie for that.
I mean, hasn't Leo already done Jennifer?
Jennifer is way old.
She doesn't have to worry about Leo coming after her.
her man. She's already had a kid.
She's out there in Hollywood.
I don't know how old Jennifer is, but way past
Leo's age group, man.
So, I mean,
is Leo just going back now saying,
you know, I haven't
had her yet, so let's do a movie with her
so I could get her, because that's what's going to happen.
I know it's up to you, Jennifer.
I got it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And I see, speaking of Hollywood, as long as we're just doing
a whole Hollywood little bit segment here,
actress Molly Ringwald. Do you remember
her? No. You know why? Because she was a
star a hundred years ago
and she's not relevant and she wants
to find work. So she's out doing all
these stupid interviews and she
was a star in 84, 85
and 86. Huge.
You know, there's stupid 16
candles and the breakfast club
and pretty and pink and
John Hughes movies. They were huge.
They made a fortune, all of them. They all made fortunes
off these stupid movies. But
that's not good enough now because
everybody's like
Molly who
and so she's out
making her speeches
talking about
you know
we could make
those movies today
you could never
remake those movies today
want to know why
too white
well they're too
whiteness
we were just too white
okay
Molly
no matter how you
uh cowtow
to today's Hollywood
you're not getting
any work
okay
we might throw you a bone
on some TV show
maybe you can become a waitress on the new soap opera on CBS.
That's the black African-American soap opera, The Gates.
Maybe you can wait on the people.
Would that make you feel better if you could be a waiter
to the rich black people in the soap opera?
Because that's the only work you're going to get.
Oh, really, really white.
If we made those, I mean, due diversity.
You couldn't make those today.
Just way, way white.
You know what, Molly?
That's the problem.
So why don't you just go away?
Do your little thing.
Hope for your little side parts.
Sooner or later.
I don't know, another 20 or 30 years.
How old is Molly now?
So she, I was going to say 55, which she's 56.
All right, so she's still got another 20 years, Molly, another 20 years.
And then you can start getting some more work, okay?
I know.
Even if you're white, you'll still get the job then.
I'm sorry.
I'm distracted because I did the cessation.
Street story about the writers possibly going on strike.
And this is,
welcome to my mind.
Welcome to the chewing the fat mind.
So I did the,
I did the Sesame Street story
where the writers may strike, all right.
And as I'm doing the Giancarlo story,
as I'm doing the Leonardo DiCaprio story,
as I'm doing the Molly Ringwald.
I'm too white.
It is too white.
We could never make that movie anymore.
It's just too white.
There's not enough diversity.
You're still not going to get the work, Molly.
Okay.
You can talk all you can yap,
you can yap, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip,
all you want.
Hollywood's not listening.
During all of that,
all I'm thinking about is Sesame Street
and what they could do without writers.
And then that gets me to,
remember when Miss Piggy...
Is she parted a Sesame Street?
No, she's not.
That's the Muppets, right?
That's different.
That's different than Sesame Street.
There you go.
But anyway,
it's the same company, but still, I know.
But Sesame Street and the Muppets.
Gets me to...
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Placito Domingo.
That's worth Miss Piggy.
Remember when Pulcito?
I mean, he's...
What's happened to him?
He's long gone, right?
Because he started...
They were saying that he was going down
to the other singer's dressing rooms
and there were some nights
when he knocked on their doors.
That's how terrible a man he was.
I mean, it's horrible.
Some nights.
That one...
Oh my gosh.
coming back to me now. That one lady, that one singer, said there was one night that Placito
asked me to go out with him and I had to say no.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placidon. That's how horrific it was. He showed up to ask me
out with his robe on. It was right after the show. And I believe when he was at the door,
he said, allow me to introduce myself.
I am Placito Domingo.
And she said, I already know who you are.
Why are you telling me this?
And he said, I'd like to, I know I'm in my robe and all, but can I go, can we go out to get,
can we go out to have dinner?
She had to say no.
She had to say no to the power structure.
That's what a horrible, horrible human being.
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So we have Rietta.
I think it's Rietta.
R-E-I-T-A.
I'm not familiar with this Japanese rock band, The Gazette.
I'm sure they're great.
But their Rietta from the Gazette
has died at the age of 42.
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Right.
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unbelievable
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also who died today
Dickie Betts
the singer
songwriter and guitarist
for the Allman Brothers band
who's and this is their review
from Rolling Stone
piercing solos
beloved songs
and hell raisin spirit
defined the band
and southern
Rock in general.
He died.
He's dead.
He died at the age of 80.
So, it wasn't that
for sure because it was cancer and chronic
obstructive pulmonary disease.
Now, could that have been
helped along from that?
You tell me. I think if it
was, they would have said something, but
they don't. So
it wasn't. Rest in peace
to Dickie Betts
dead at the age of
Now, I will say this.
It's not, I guess there's, I guess there's, he's still a member of the Allman Brothers band,
but there really isn't an Allman Brothers band because there's one guy left alive from the
Alman Brothers band.
They're, uh, their old drummer.
Uh, what is it, Johnny Jonathan or Johansson or whatever stupid name is that was a drummer of a,
good for you.
I mean, hey, keep rocking.
Use the name.
Go on tour.
Be the all.
brothers band with one person playing the drums.
And if you think that doesn't happen, you are sadly mistaken.
I will say, he might be hard pressed to go on tour at 80, but it could happen.
Then we have Nikita, a 13-year-old girl from India.
She is not dead, but she very well could have been.
She was about ready to be attacked by monkeys in her house.
And you know, man, we've talked about kids getting thrown.
off buildings, monkeys attacking people, dragging them around, throwing babies, attacking them
everywhere.
And so this girl was in her home, and they left the gate open.
Big mistake, because they leave the gate open and the monkeys were all over the place, man.
In fact, I believe after this event, the parents of Nikita said,
there was due to feces thrown all over the walls,
the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad.
Thankfully, she's okay.
So what happened is they left the gate open.
The monkeys got in and started to attack her
and the 15-month-old niece.
They were after the baby.
That's the monkeys want the babies.
They're easy to grab, easy to drag.
Well, they're mine now.
We're taking them.
And so, Nikita, the genius of Nikita,
knows that they have an Amazon Echo
in the house
and she hollered for the echo
to start barking like a dog
and that scared the monkeys
and they left. Good move on her part.
Now on the other hand
the dad said
we were just so happy that we have the Amazon Echo
because it does everything for us.
Oh really? Yeah, it's a third generation.
It's been great use to the family
on our daily life.
It keeps all the lights, the fans,
you know, the AC. It all goes
through the Amazon Echo.
So, I mean, good for them.
Good for them. But Nikita, how about
you don't leave the gate open from now on?
Okay? But you don't
thankfully, she just
started, I would not have
wanted the dog barking. I would have
said, Echo, fire the
gun!
I just had that, that just had
gunshots. I don't know if Echo would do that for you, though.
Amazon Echo might go,
oh, sorry, can't do that.
No can do. Sorry.
Then the girl would be dead because he would have been dragged off by monkeys.
So maybe it was a good, better move to have the dog barking.
And don't leave the gate open.
All right.
So if you're listening live, today is the 19th of April, 2024.
Big weekend.
We're on the, we're on the preface.
Look over the bone.
Oh, yes, there's the weekend.
And we have the NBA finals happening without Jante Porter.
who was, I don't know, he was kicked out of the league for life,
for betting on himself, on his own team, to lose.
And it's just incredible, so we can't be doing that.
And his providing, you know, the confidential health information.
That's just saying, you know, he bet on himself saying that, yeah, you know,
I might not make it the whole game tonight.
and then he got sick and left the game.
Oh, interesting how that happened.
Huh, weird.
So he has, he's been banned from the NBA.
I don't know if they're going to let him play in Turkey or Brazil or Istanbul or,
but if you're a teammate of his, do you want him playing for you?
I mean, I don't think so.
But, okay.
Exactly.
That's what that.
I mean, oh yeah.
I mean, that's what the Raptors are saying.
Get out.
Have a nice day.
And so, you know, if you gamble, gamble responsibly, of course.
And the NHL championship starts this weekend, headed for the, you know, the Lloyd Stanley.
Now that happens.
The playoffs kick off this weekend, so that'll be fun.
And I see where Salt Lake City is getting a hockey team now, right?
Arizona, they're moving out of Arizona.
And it's surprising, too, because Arizona is such a good market for professional league teams, but not hockey.
So they're moving to Salt Lake City.
Plus, homeboy for the NBA there in Salt Lake has been a, and he has been riding, you can quote me on this.
He's been riding the NHL hard to get that, to get a hockey team in Salt Lake City.
So instead of expansion, you know, we'll just move the team there.
Go ahead, go to take Arizona.
You know, you can have that.
You can have Arizona.
We'll give that to you.
Okay.
All right, good.
Good, no problem.
And that's what they did.
So, you know what I haven't looked at in a while either.
I haven't looked at the lottery because after the big money went away,
I was thinking, man, you know, who cares?
So are we even close to any big money at all?
So we have a mega millions drawing tonight, as a matter of fact.
178 million.
79.6 million cash payout.
Are you accepting that?
I guess.
I mean, I guess you have to take that.
Is the Powerball worth anything at all?
Powerball is worth what?
Oh, $98 million.
Go ahead.
I know you want to play it.
Yeah, okay.
We'll pretend that it's a bunch of cash,
but it's not really.
98 million?
That's $45.8 million.
Am I going to take it?
Again, yes.
That's for tomorrow.
Good luck, but, you know, do I want to play?
Oh.
It seems like a waste of money
unless I'm getting at least $100 million.
All right, I'll play.
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So it's Friday,
and it's time for what's being called
America's favorite game show, What's the Lie?
What's the Lie?
Where contestants try to decipher the lie
from four count in one, two, three, four headlines.
One of them is not true.
Thus, that's where we get.
What's the lie?
Our contestant today, Wesley Costellano.
If he wins, not only will he get to come back for another round,
he'll win a Talking Sense, Jeffrey Blue Freshie.
For more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group
and find the Freshie scent and design just for you.
If you were someone you'd love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie?
You can email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
Wesley Costelano.
Welcome.
First, I guess I have to give the precursor of Wesley
is one of the new button pushers
here at the Blaze.
And he was in there saying,
I can do this.
I'm smarter than everybody.
I can do this.
I'm paraphrasing, yeah, pretty much.
That's what I heard.
That's what I heard.
So, welcome.
Thank you very much for having me.
Good luck.
I feel like I've made it easy.
Now, I just have to ask for my own safety.
your last name is Castellano
I'm very familiar with that name
because there's been a few
Costalanos mentioned in the past
coming from the Northeast
that were involved in
well businesses that weren't all legal
so to be fair
Paul Castellano was a little bit more of a business-minded
that was the problem
actually
I'm not trying to defend him
that's why God he killed him
That's correct.
That's why he was laying down on the sidewalk in front of the restaurant.
Sorry about that.
At least they had a steak before it.
Right.
All right.
So you get, you ready to play?
I mean, four headlines.
I'm ready.
One not real.
What's the lie?
Headline number one, Coachella and Nike have collaborated
selling a single sneaker that you could buy and pretend you lost the other one partying.
Headline number two.
Plain passenger sparks debate after catching a woman cheating at Wordle.
Side note, that might be worse than infidelity.
Headline number three,
Axe body spray, an unlikely new customer is a grouchy sheep.
Headline number four, wrong couple get divorced
after solicitor clicks wrong button.
Those are the four headlines.
Headline number one,
Coachella and Nike collaborate selling a single sneaker
to buy and pretend you lost one partying.
Headline number two, a plane passenger sparks debate
after catching woman cheating and whirdle.
Side note, this might be worse than infidelity.
Headline number three.
Axe body spray.
Fonds an unlikely, unlikely new customer, a grouchy sheep.
Headline number four.
Wrong couple get divorced after solicitor clicks the wrong button.
Wesley, those are your four headlines.
What is the lie?
So I'm going to go with two and four seem 100% plausible.
because people freak out on planes for absolutely no reason.
So I believe that's true.
Okay.
And then the marriage...
Nothing but time for you today, Wesley.
Okay, this is my thought.
That's it.
Number four doesn't seem...
That seems...
Yeah, that seems pretty plausible.
Okay.
The axe body spray, but Coachella with Nike doesn't make sense to me.
Well, they do it.
I'm going to go with three.
Oh, no.
No, so bad.
Do you want to try again?
Is it one?
It is number one.
The Coachella people do not like corporate brands.
You can say that you knew, but you didn't.
Thanks for listening and playing What's the Lie?
What's the Lie?
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So now how smart do you think you are?
Mr. I got to play.
I'm smarter than everybody.
You know, I retract that statement,
and I'll say I'm smart-ish.
What about that?
I'll leave it at that.
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