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Episode Date: October 4, 2023

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And then you look at Jeff Bezos is number two. Jeff Bezos is number two, and he only has $161 billion is worth, according to Forbes. And then Warren Buffett, Larry Ellison. Allison is number three, Buffett is four, Larry Page is five, Bill Gates is six, who, slipping a little bit, Bill. Probably gave too much to the old X. Sergei Bryn, Zuckerberg is left. Zuckerberg, man. Holy cow, 106 billion.

He's like nothing now. Steve Balmer has, the top nine are all over 100 billion, and then you've got Michael Bloomberg at 10th with 96 billion. And then it drops down. Michael Dell is 71.5. billion and downward we go to the Walton family and the rest. However, this story comes out today with Elon worth

according to Forbes $251 billion. Holy cow. It could not come out really at a worst time for Elon. Now we all knew that he was worth a couple hundred billion or at least close to that. About $251 billion?

Wow. Well, Grimes is now suing, remember her, you know, the mother to a couple of his kids. She is now suing Elon, saying he won't let me see my son. And I want to see my son. And I want some money for it too. Okay. I mean, she posted on X, and according to this story, of course,

that's the site formerly known as Twitter, she's pursuing some sort of legal action. Tell Elon to let me see my son or please respond to my lawyer. That's what she exed. Wow. Okay. Now, the lawsuit was filed the 29th of just about four or five days ago in California. It's meant to establish the child's legal parents when their parents are not married.

Okay, so a petition to determine parental relationship. And it can also be used to seek child support expenses with pregnancy and custody. so he's worth $251 billion. Grimes is going to get some cash. Elon, what are you doing, man? But I did not know that Musk and Grimes had their first son in 2020. They had a daughter via surrogate in 2021. A few months after breaking up.

So the surrogate obviously was in the middle of the pregnancy, and then they broke up. Now, according to this biography by Isiskson, Walter Isaacson, who has a biography on Musk, he claims in the biography that Musk had a third child in 2022, and that was with Grimes. Then he also had twins with one of the executives at NeuroLink. So he's taken care of some business. with an executive at NeuroLink, and he didn't tell Grimes about the twins when they were born.

That is awesome. Elon, busy taking care of spreading the load. I know. Hey. All right. Listen, we're a little busy. Put chips at monkeys' brains. But hey.

Watch a slide on over here. I know. That's what's happening. Okay. So somebody is going to be paying. somebody somebody welcome welcome to chewing the fact okay this headline is not correct uh the headline is self-driving car mows down woman leaving her trapped underneath the vehicle okay so that is not really what happened okay now the woman talk about having a bad day uh she's walking in

San Francisco, and she was hit by another car, driven by a nasty human, I might add. So this nasty human who then drove away. So it was a hit and run. He drives into this lady and she flies underneath the rear axle of the autonomous vehicle. And now the vehicle stops, tries to stop and does not move after that, but the lady's already trapped underneath the car. And they had to use the jaws of life

and get her out from underneath this self-driving car because she's stuck under the car. Now, that's not the driverless car's fault. I know we're all against, you know, I'm not saying we're all against.

I know we all hate the driverless cars. Really, this makes a case for more driverless cars and less humans driving. Because now they don't even know. They have some pictures from the cameras from the self-driving car and possibly some other video from around the neighborhood.

But they didn't have, you know, since there were no drivers or any passengers, they don't know exactly how it all took place. They just know that she was hit by one car she was struck by the car driven by the human and then launched directly in front of the uh v and so then she's stuck under the car that is having a bad day okay that is having a bad day now san francisco said uh the autonomous vehicle remained at the scene following the crash yeah no kidding.

That was going to run off too. It was a hit and run, hit and run. Or a hit, hit, run. Whatever it was, but you use rescue tools to retrieve her. And it says here, first responders were on the scene within 60 seconds of the dispatch. So

as soon as they got the call, they were there as fast as humanly possible. So good luck. Good luck to what's happening between humans and and self-driving cars. But that's not the self-driving car's fault at all. And in fact, the self-driving car stopping,

did it save her? I don't know. Maybe if it had, you know, a human may have continued on a little ways. And so it would have driven over her. That might have, well, it may have hurt her worse, or it may have saved her. Either way, you can quote me on that. It may have heard her worse, or it may have.

saved her. Not quite sure. But we know that it just stopped. It was like, whoa, that's not what's supposed to happen. And it stopped. So, be on the lookout, man. Don't be on the lookout for the driverless taxis, man. Be on the lookout for those cars driven

by those nasty humans. Speaking of nasty humans. We're just finding out about this now. It happened back in 2019. Apparently, there was a woman who allegedly suffered severe injuries including vaginal lacerations for what's being described as a wedgy in the lawsuit because of a water slide ride at Disney World.

Okay. So Emma McGuinness is seeking more than $50,000 in damages. Now, I would say if you're going to sue Disney, $50,000, please. There's got to be a lot more than that. If you're going to sue Disney, make it hurt so that they want to settle. 50,000, that's pocket change. But, I mean, Iger walks around with 50,000 for lunch. Kidding me?

So she was rushed to the hospital in 2019. Apparently, she took the ride down the humonga, Kawabunga, water slide. And, man, who doesn't love that? The Humonga Kawabunga Water Slide at Disney's Typhoon Lagoon Lagoon. and suffered gynecologic injuries from a wedgy. I'm not a fan of that. I would not, I don't want that happening on my man parts, let alone woman parts.

It's possible I have both. You can't, don't judge me. So she neared the end of the slide. Her body lifted up. She became airborne. She was slammed then downward against the slide, which increased the likelihood of her legs becoming uncrossed

or otherwise exposing herself to injury in using the slide. No, that's no, not on the slide. No, she's not. Well, at this time she's not. Maybe in the beginning. Maybe in the beginning she's like, oh, hey, Kalabunga.

But no, not now. All right. So then the impact of the slide and her impact into the standing water at the bottom of the slide caused the clothing to be forced between her legs and the water to be violently forced inside her. I mean, holy cow, she experienced immediate and severe pain internally. She stood up, blood began rushing from between her legs.

I hope that they, you know, maybe paused some of the slides at the old Kawabunga. Here we got a lady bleeding down here at the bottom of the Kawabunga slide. May we tell those people up top to take a pause for a little bit? Okay, so she's a 30-year-old woman. She was rushed to the hospital.

Then they took her to a second hospital to repair her gynecologic injuries by a specialist. Wow. The lawsuit alleged that the water at the bottom of the slide can push loose garments into a person's anatomy, an event known as a wedgy. Yeah, yes, we're aware of that,

and I'm pretty sure you're aware of that when you get ready to slide down humonga Kawabunga. You pretty much know that, but I guess we don't expect to have gynecological injuries at the end of Kawabunga. So she suffered severe and permanent bodily injury, severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration,

causing the plaintiff's bowel to protrude through her abominable wall, abominable, abominable wall, and damage her internal organs. Disney needs to pay a lot more than $50,000, man. Do I think they should close down the... What's the name of it again? The humonga, Kawabunga. Do I think they should close that down? No.

Everyone is aware, and I'm sure this was a very freak accident. But it's well worth more than $50,000, man. Holy cow. To do that kind of damage as you're coming down the humonga cowabunga, nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. We don't wish that on anyone. So I hope she, I hope everyone gets what they deserve for that.

This happened down in 2019. Oh, wow. This is still ongoing? I cannot believe that Disney hasn't said, hey, here's half a million dollars sign here have a nice day

we're sorry we hope you know here you go and by the way you're banned from Humonga Kalabunga you're not going down the slide anymore okay we got your face yeah it's up on the board at the top so if they see you at the top

of Humonga Kalabunga we're not letting you slide down it okay in fact your entire family is not sliding down the old humonga cowbuck. Maybe they don't want to. Would you want to if you were part of Emma McGinnis's family? No, you would not. But 50 grand?

I mean, seriously, that's Iger's lunch, Bonnie. Let's get this worked out. What are we even doing? All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Rumor has it that Netflix is going to raise its prices again once the strike is over. They're waiting for the actors and writers strike. Now the writer's strike just ended, but the actor's strike is still on to formally end. People familiar

with the matter informed it that Netflix will probably launch its price hike in the US and Canada. I wouldn't confirm how much prices will increase or when the increases will start. And of course, You know, Netflix has not commented on the story. I think this is Netflix seeing their reaction, getting, you know, throwing... Shh. You know, we're thinking about raising the prices after the strike, and we'll see if there's an uproar. And if there's...

If nobody says anything, you know what? We can raise our prices. Go ahead. Because they're shutting down. They stopped the DVD service, right? And they let... Actually, instead of selling the DVDs or whatever, they told the people who ordered the DVDs

keep them. That's what was reported. So I feel like this is just them testing the waters. Fipping the old Netflix toe and the hey, we're going to raise our prices again. I want to go on record as saying no. Enough

is enough. Okay? No. You're charging me enough as it is. You're one of the most I think except for maybe Hulu. You're one of the only profitable TV streaming services.

So how about you calm down with your raising the price a little bit, okay? On the ad free subscription. You know, how you charge more for your ads on your ad subscription? There's an idea. I'm not invited to the meetings. So I'm just throwing it out there. So be on the lookout. and if you want to email Netflix

or reach out to them on social media. You know, let's say you use the app formerly known as Twitter X. Or you reach out to at Netflix and say, hey, here you're thinking about a price hike. How about no? In fact, I may X that today myself, as a matter of fact. Hey, I should just type it out right now.

Rumor has it. You're thinking about raising your... prices after the strike is over. How about no. Have a good day at Netflix. I can't take it. Oh, hey, it is a good day, though, for those of you that like tacos. Okay.

So Taco Bell has a $10 taco lover's pass that you can get exclusively on their app through today. Today is 10-4. 10-4, good buddy. Today is 10-4. 20-23. So it started yesterday. Oh, man, I missed it. I could have done it yesterday.

So what you do is you pay $10, and that gives you a choice of one of seven tacos a day for the next 30 days. That's not bad. Because even if you were to get, say you don't do the weekends, you get five. You know, five taco a day. during the week. That's not bad. That seems like a pretty good deal.

And if you're, you know, if you have a kid, you just pull in. Shut up. Here's the taco. It's your free app taco. And the Taco Lovers Pass badge. So then, okay, so here we go. You get the soft taco, soft taco Supreme.

Spicy potato soft taco. Ugh. Nach cheese, Doritos, locus tacos. Cacho, cheese, Doritos, Locos Taco Supreme, crunchy taco, or crunchy taco supreme. So you get one of those, and that's pretty good, I mean, that's pretty good deal for $10.

I really is. Have fun. Sad thing is, you're going to go through there, and there's no way you're just getting the one taco. He's going to go, yeah, I got my taco lovers pass here for one taco. Go ahead and give me four. That's the regular tacos. Go ahead and give me four.

Yeah, throw, you know what? Throw in some fries with that cheese dip too. I mean, for a while, they took those fries away. I was a little pissed. They're back now, though, I think. It's been a while. I've been to Taco Bell in a while. But when they first came out with the little spicy fries and the cheese dip,

that was world class. And then the next time I went to Taco Bell, I ordered them, and no, we don't have those anymore. What am I even doing on the Taco Bell line? I didn't have my Taco Lovers pass or anything. Thank you. I'm out. Be well.

All right. Give me a couple more tacos just for the heck of it. But I'm mad about getting them without the fries. Okay. And maybe I could order some more tacos. I wouldn't even have to worry about the old taco lovers pass if I win the lotto. All right.

So no one won the mega millions last night. So it goes up to $350 million with $155.9 million cash payout. That drawing is Friday. night the 6th of October 2023. I think I said 10-4 and then I called it September. I just thought in my head I'm thinking I think I said 10-4 23 and then I think I said September. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Talk to over. Get over it. And then tonight

10-4 is $1.2 billion for the Powerball, which is I know, I know. 551.7 million cash payout. Let's take a moment and think about what you could do with $551.7 million. Yeah, go ahead and throw a couple extra tacos in there. I'll take that.

No problem. Don't worry about it. Okay, so Fat Bear Week has started. Thankfully, since we didn't get the looming government shutdown, we were able to have Fat Bear Week continue at Catmine National Park. So today begins the voting, and you can start out with 428 versus 806 spring cubs, and then they have 402 versus 901. And if you look at the chart, you can see what bears are coming up

and who's going to win as far as the brackets go. We do know that 747 has won the last couple of years, and 747 is a monster. when you look at the pictures of what he looked like in the beginning of July and what he looked like a month ago I mean he's probably barely moving now at the end of 10-4

so 747 may very well win again I mean he may be the fat bear champion for you know the third year so we'll see what happens I don't want to you know I'm not going to prejudge the brackets they're voting but in today's vote between 402 and 901,

I think I'm voting for 402, and I'm also voting for 806 spring cup. So we'll see how that works out when we look at the brackets tomorrow. Let's see if my votes are with the others. I'm going to attempt to vote here, but according to the website, it says that I have to click on the picture

of the bear that I want to vote for. I've done that. It doesn't do what it said. it was going to do. So I could spend a bunch more time trying to vote, but they don't have it because I wanted to talk to you.

So you, of course, have plenty of time in your day. So just go to explore Fat Bear Week and get to the charts and vote for the fattest bear in the brackets. Okay? All right.

I'll let you know who won. With MX Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Here we go again.

We've got the actor still on strike. We have UAW still. Are they still back? Did they sign a deal yet? No, they're still striking. But they haven't done it. They haven't shut down the entire automotive industry yet. Have they? No, but they're getting close.

Well, we have another strike that started today, and it's supposed to only last for three days. They just want to make their point. So it's a health care strike. More than 75,000 workers employed by Kaiser Permanente. One of the largest non-profit health care providers in the U.S. plan to walk off the job for three days starting today. Healthcare workers across the industry are experiencing. challenging challenges, which they always have,

which Kaiser acknowledged in response to the looming strike. Is that the only word? The looming strike. Well, it's not looming anymore because it happened. According to the statement by the company, up to two-thirds of health care staff everywhere are burnt out. That's exasperated by the issues Kaiser employee unions say they're striking over, including acute staffing shortages.

Short staffing is a common problem in health care, but union members say that it has worsened between the pandemic and the great resignation. I didn't know about the great resignation. I did not know about that, but that's a thing. And patient safety is in danger. Well, I mean, that's a fact. The union wants what it describes as competitive compensation

that accounts for the increased cost of living. That's what everybody wants. That's what everyone wants. Everyone wants competitive compensation that accounts for the increased cost of living. Good luck with that, by the way. A $25 an hour wage floor and increases between 6.25% and 7% over the next four years.

That's not that much. I mean, most nurses are doing way more than that. What are we talking about? 25 bucks an hour. Spit on $25 an hour if I'm a nurse. I mean, you could not work for this company and just be on call and make $50, $70 an hour, be a home health nurse.

There's a lot of ways to go. So this company may be in a little trouble. Kaiser said that they pay a... Kaiser insists it pays a cromulent wage. A cromulent wage. They just wanted to use a big word. It just means sufficient, adequate. It's a cromulent.

Okay, thanks, Kaiser. Calm down a little bit, okay. And claims of being, they denied claims of being short-staffed, saying it hired 22,000 people already this year. It doesn't necessarily mean they're working, but okay. So you're looking at the,

they have 13 million patients under their care. so physicians, hospitals, and emergency rooms they claim are not going to be impacted. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Right. Okay. All right.

We've reduced some staff at some of our facilities just to, you know, for support roles and stuff because of the looming strike. But we are, everything is, everything is cramulent. So we're fine. Okay. everything is cromulent I need a break

Anyway I hope everybody gets what they want Oh that's my wish for all People's I hope everyone gets what they want It is interesting though To me How the union And the company

The Union mentions You know The Great Resignation Which happened I don't know Because of people Didn't want to be forced into taking

something just to work for a company. And so perhaps perhaps had the old Kaiser permanent company said, you know what? And I don't know that they did. To be honest, I don't know, but I'm guessing

since the union was talking about the great resignation they did, is that perhaps they should have changed that. Took a little bit of a stand. but no, but no. So we don't want to talk about that. It's got nothing to do with that, first of all. What am I even talking about?

So I don't think that they have caught this python in the old burntwood trailer park in Oklahoma, but maybe they have. By the time you hear this, maybe they have. But they hired an expert to go in and try to get the python that's been terrorizing this trailer park neighborhood for around five months.

So I guess I guess people have been missing cats. What happened to what happened to a little furry? I don't know. I don't know what happened to furry. But furry ain't coming back. Okay.

Furry ain't coming back. So I mean, apparently this python's been eating possums and rat which I like. I like, and cats, eh, eh.

I mean, it hasn't eaten a kid yet. What do you want? So staff at the mobile home park told residents be on the lookout. They brought in a guy, they're going to take care of it.

All right, we're looking to do it. So what they're worried about is, you know, if it, you know, wraps around some little kid. Are there a lot of kids at the old burnt one trailer park?

Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. No. But you can't have small children or pets going near this thing. Okay, well, keep your pets away. All right? Don't let the pets run wild in the trailer park to begin with. All right?

So Red Beard Wildlife Control, and I'm sure they're a fine organization, was hired and started to check out the snake. Last week, so it's been a week. Red beard, you need to hob to sink, bro. What are you doing? Okay. He said that it had been around. the area since June and had

survived since then. Thank you. So we're using our thermal camera to find out where it could be and find the outline of them. So they believe that this Python has been living under this

one trailer. And they know which trailer it is too because it probably belongs to that guy. We don't like that guy in our trailer park. Okay. So, okay. So just be on the look For the python

In your trailer park And I guess it survived Underneath that one particular trailer Park Or that trailer According to this The snake is like 13 feet long It's an albino python

And it's got a bicep That I don't know It's as big as Mike Tyson's Bicep is what we're told in the story. The snake is like Mike Tyson's bicep and 13 feet long. That's what he said.

That's what my man said at Red Beard Wildlife Control. So okay. All right, good luck. I hope they catch it. I want to see what they catch. I will say that

I know it's a trailer park and you got maybe you have kids running around and you've already lost Fluffy. Nobody cares about the possums or the rats, but you don't want a little Fluffy the cat and or a little purry. Fluffy's the dog. You don't want to lose Fluffy.

But purry the cat, you're fine. Don't worry about it. We don't care if the python got purry. But if you're, if I'm living in Burtwood, trailer park. In Oklahoma? And they tell me, yeah, we've got a python in the neighborhood.

I'm going hunting. I'm going hunting. And I'm telling you, and I know we don't want to be shooting up people's trailers. But if we know that it's actually underneath that one trailer, uh, sorry about it, Bill.

Uh, you shouldn't realize you had a python underneath there. And, uh, we are coming at you, okay? I'm going hunting. So maybe we just let that happen. Not the old burntwood estates. No, we should do that.

We should capture it. All right, whatever you want, whatever you want. I'm going to tell you, though, after the next purry gets eaten, we're going hunting. So if you live in Portland, don't call 911. Unless, of course, there is risk of death. otherwise we don't want to hear from you we don't want to hear it we got to we're too busy

we don't want to hear it Commissioner Renee Gonzalez told the locals that its emergency service hotline was overwhelmed with people calling about fentanyl overdoses well isn't that risk of death so I mean I got it

your neighborhood's been overrun with crime homelessness and drugs since the pandemic you're the sanctuary city you're the one that was all for it anyway and then Renee I don't know if it's a he or she so we'll just go with he

it's probably a he R-E-N-E despite pouring funds into relief initiatives yeah everybody's getting a bunch of money but nothing is getting done so don't call 911

unless there's a risk of death if he's already dead yeah 9-1-1-1-1 Yeah, I got a guy on the street here. Looks like he's dead. Click. We're not taking those calls. Oh, okay.

All right. So, yeah, we're taking overwhelming people calling about members of the public suffering fentanyl overdoses. So, I mean, Oregon decriminalized all this stuff. If you're involved in an overdose, that is risk of death. So I'm convinced.

Confused, Renee Gonzalez. When do you want us to call? Our 911 system is getting hammered this morning with multiple person incident and multiple overdoses in Northwest Park blocks. Okay. Please do not call 911 except in the event of life, death, emergency,

or crime in prison. progress or a chance of apprehending suspect. And here's another number to call. So listen, if you, unless you're about ready to die or a fentanyl overdose, we don't care about them, really. And it's the risk of death? Yeah, but call the other number. Yeah, no, no, man, you already, I mean, they're already at a place.

Somebody, somebody already called 911 if you're hearing that. And I guarantee, you are. We're not hearing that from the streets of Portland. There's no way. Man, I mean, I guess if they come and they narcan you, clear, boom, get you going again. And then once you just start breathing again, they're gone.

They're not taking you to the hospital because you're on the street corner, OD from whatever drug you took. Wow, that's so sad what is happening to so many sins. and so many people across America. It really is sad. And no matter how sad you are, don't call 911. Don't do it. Okay, we're sick of hearing from you.

Just, are you, are you an eminent threat right now, or what is this? Although my car was just robbed. Is there a chance to catch the people? No, they're long gone. All right, then how about you shut your face and call this number? Don't call this. Leave me alone, all right? We got other problems.

I know, but I was just robbed from my car. Tough, tough, okay? I mean, we're concerned that you got robbed. We just got to get to, we got to disconnect on this line and call the other line. I mean, I honestly, I don't have the answers, but, I mean, when you think about we are losing so many people to overdose deaths,

all over this country. And, I mean, they're talking in Portland. They're talking about the, where people were seen snorting cocaine who suffered overdoses that were as laced with fentanyl. So those eight people overdosed. Four people who were rushed to the hospital. Yeah, so they did rush them to the sum of them to the hospital.

Wow. It's awful nice. Who pays for all of that? Oh, Portland does. And you do with your taxes. And that's the money that Renee is talking about. it's going into these services that's doing nothing. 529 arrests made for drug and narcotic offenses.

I thought it was legal. The number of murders in Portland since January currently sits at 59. I mean, if you wanted to be a serial killer, and just enjoyed killing people, let's just say you were that type of person. Wouldn't you go to one of these cities? as nobody cares

you could take take your pick no one cares I mean one person might say what happened to Fred you know Fred and I used to smoke crack together and then you just think he died

or he went away and it's over it's just amazing it is definitely a humanitarian crisis and I don't have the answers for the homeless issue for the drug issue but

something has to be done. Something has to be done. Maybe we start with closing the border. There you go. That's what we can do. We can start with that. You take one step at a time. And the first step would be to shut down the border. Then we'll go from there. Amazing. I did have a plan. Call me. Not on 911 though. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introduce the new Peloton cross-training tread plus powered by Peloton IQ built for breakthroughs with

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and that someone took the five and then turned in the other 25 and said there you go look at this wow really bad huh so 75 pounds in weight have a street value of 2.3 million dollars the border patrol at the Rio Grande Valley sector said they also found another brick over there

on Padre Island too oh okay remember we had the co-o cocaine wash up in last year in three different Galveston beaches. I mean, there's never been a better time to follow the chewing-the-fat rules of taking them, taking a little, you're taking your cut, you're walking along the beach. I mean, I realize that the DEA agent who was being interviewed about this, because a woman walking the shores near Beaumont was looking for seashells,

that was the last time remember that was the lady she was looking for seashells oh yeah and so she found some cocaine instead so i you know the rules are you know you got to take your cut hello and then you turn it in because you're the guy you turn it in or the woman you turn it in so this particular DEA agent unnamed in this story uh said that uh beachgoers uh should not touch the suspicious package is found down the shore. Oh, okay. Thanks for that. Appreciate it.

Okay. So there's another 25. Another 25 bricks that they've, they're just fine, washing up on shore. I hope that there was at least, well, I don't want anybody to break the law. I don't want to advocate people breaking the law. If you pick up something off the beach,

you don't know what it is. That's not breaking the law. You just out walking the beach. You pick it up. And then, you know, when there's a bunch more and they realize, hey, that was cocaine. You don't know what you picked up with cocaine. You just have it in the trunk of your car waiting to get home. See what's in it.

And make sure you open it and rewrap it so it doesn't have that cartel wrapping on it. Okay, there's another helpful hint from me. You're welcome. You know, the cartels have their own little insignias that you don't want no part of. Okay. So just a helpful hint from me There are other rules to follow I had this if my wife says

I could live here And first of all I'm like No you couldn't But there's a list of rules That was sent out to residents And I don't know where this is I don't know what HOA this is I don't know if it's a trailer park in Oklahoma

I don't know where it is But it's funny Which makes me think it's not real Okay But it says dear residents Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant, we've been forced to update our community rules. Please find these new rules below.

Number one, no trash bags placed outside your door. Number two, no loud music after 10 p.m. What are we in old folks home? Number three, no yodling at any time. I do agree with that. No yodling at any time. Do not feed the squirrels nachos. I don't know why we're being so specific on the nachos.

Do not change the sign for the fit. center so it reads fatness center why come on that's funny that's funny stuff do not pull out the uh weggio cards and threaten to send resonance to the shadow realm is that the wigio is a u is that the game yeah it's wiji that's what i thought yeah the wiji board yeah duh that's what i said the shadow realm though i didn't know you could do that with the wiji board okay because i'm going to go back to my wigi board training do not climb um um other people's balconies while drunkenly yelling, I am Spider-Man. That's probably pretty good advice.

No zip lines. Okay. Number nine, do not place rent checks in a bear trap outside the rental office. Do not make rent checks out to you greedy mother effers. I mean, okay. Do not yell at the moon. Now you're starting to get a little bossy. Number 12, do not enter the laundry room in a mask

and attempt to wrestle other residents. Oh, yeah, okay, in a wrestling mask. Do not, no trick or treating unless you are a kid and it's Halloween. I mean, that's a little restrictive. Do not yell, order up and throw hot dogs at people as they walk past your window. That's funny business right there.

That's hilarious. Do not attach basketball hoops above resident doors, knock, and then dunk on them when they answer. Is that funny? None of it is funny. Moving forward, failure to abide by these rules will be grounds for eviction. Thank you, management. It's too good. I don't think it's real.

It's not real, but it's damn funny. And I can tell you right now that I will use the order up throwing hot dogs at people. That is hilarious. I kind of like the fat in the center, too. But it should be fat shaming. Come to think of it. No, I don't like it. There's no way that's real.

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