Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Out Of Curiosity?... Guest: "Brian" The Elf | 12/1/23

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Those of you that were waiting for your vaginal tightening gel to arrive, it's not going to come. Well, I mean, this particular shipment is not going to come. The U.S. Customs and Border Patrol, oh, it's Border Protection, right? It's U.S. Customs and Border Protection. The CBP officers at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport recently stopped a shipment. filled with 2,536 pre-filled syringes of vaginal tightening gel.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Not yet. You got to wait until you get the gel. Then we... I didn't know this existed, to be honest with you. I didn't know this was a thing. But apparently, the shipment was found to contain commercial quantities of gel inside injectables that required the user to wear chemical.

resistant gloves when handling. Now, I would guess that if that was the case, you really don't want to use it. I mean, that's going to tighten up something. It's going to tighten up something. The packages containing the cosmetic gel were found in pink packaging appearing ready for resale. So, now it says here that the total domestic value

would have been over $19,000. Yeah, I mean, vaginal tightening gel, ready to go, already in the syringes? Yeah, it's going to be over 19. And there's 20, over 2,500 of them? Yeah, you're not getting that for a buck, okay? That's not happening. However, I'm just saying that this shipment has been locked down. So I just want to say, according to the professionals,

medications purchased from online sources can be improperly produced without pharmacological did I say that right? Pharmacological yeah I said it right pharmacological specifications don't do it.

That's fine. It's pharmacological. I said it right the first time, second time. And safeguards to ensure the protection of human health. So, be careful out there. And I would just go as far

this is just me. If you want to try some vaginal tightening gel, I am not opposed to it. But I will say that perhaps you may want to make sure you don't need to wear chemical resistant gloves while handling it. But what do I know? Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So we've talked about this before. The wild super pigs that are going to enjoy the fat.

invade the U.S. I feel like we've talked about the super pigs before. Because they're now in Canada and they're starting to take over. And my gosh, why are they in Canada trying to take over? Because no one wants to take care of them. Nobody wants to do what's necessary to get rid of the super pigs. Okay? They all want to try to, well, you know, maybe we'll just try to get some and we'll cross

breed and we'll hopefully we'll kill a couple and everything will be okay no no no no no no no you need to go in and do some damage on these bad boys

like oh look is that a viral super pig right there yeah and put it down and maybe you fly the helicopter over and with your machine gun and put them down man

I just have okay so they average four to 12 piglets all right right you see one of those big you ever been hog hunting I mean you see one of those hogs coming through the brush

man you do not want to be there unless you have a weapon because they're coming and they ain't stopping it's not going to be pretty if you don't have a weapon to put them down so the gestation period is about 114 days

So every 114 days, they're dropping another 12 pigs. You got to put them down, man. Holy cow. Now, they're in Canada. The wild prigs, and according to Canadian officials, they spread like locusts. Yeah, they do. So, now, the why they call them super pigs is because they adapt, right?

Because they tried to eradicate the beast, or that's what they said, and they slaughtered about 65% of the population. That's what they thought. And they did that every year just to prevent the population from growing. But that's just keeping it in check. Plus, the super pigs, the hybrid pigs, finally figured out,

you know, these guys are hunting us during the day. I think we're just going to hunt at night when the hunters aren't around. And they can't kill them. So we're going to be taking care of some pig business And we're going to be feeding stuff I mean they just destroy crops According to this

The US already has an estimated 9 million roaming hogs Around 36 states They're already causing about $2.5 billion In agriculture losses every year They're capable You get the you know the pig families all together and Mon pa, man, pa pig, and the whole pig families show up,

and they are capable of devouring 10 acres of corn in a night. So it's time to, oh, look, is that a hog? Yeah, put them down, man. Holy cow. And they're really aggressive. They breed diseases. They have African and swine. fever. It's very, very, very ugly. And we're just letting them go. Apparently there's now,

you know, they're killing the white-tailed deer and the elk, a lot of waterfowl, crop damage, tons of ducklings in the spring. I mean, that's good eating right there. If you're a hog and it's springtime and that place is full of ducks, holy cow, that's eating time, which then turns into business time, which then turns into more hogs. They got to go down. So I'm just saying, if they need help, put down the hogs. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com is the email address. You can reach out to me. I'll figure out a way to, you know, maybe.

But we'll start out with a small helicopter. And then we'll get a bigger helicopter with maybe a 50 cow on that bad boy. And we'll start out with small by saying, here, little piggy. And then when I get all done shooting hogs, I'll make myself clean by using, Quinn Pitman's goat soap. That's right. I'll go to QPgoatsope.com. Well, I'll go to QPgoatsoap.com. Before I go hoghunton,

because I want the soap there in my shower when I get home from hoghunt. That's right. Quinn Pittman's goat soap is the goat soap for me and should be the goat soap for you. Raw goat milk makes the soap extra special. Creamy, soft with a rich sudsy ladder, lather, all the essential proteins and nutrients that are preserved in goat milk soap and delivered

in a finished bar of real soap. A lot of fragrances, plenty of seasonal fragrances, and they have shampoo bars. You know, once you try the shampoo bars, probably never going to go back to bottles to shampoo again. And they have laundry soap. I just ordered some laundry soap. I'm going to be trying it out. I had not tried the laundry soap before. but apparently it's good for about 90 loads and it offers the gentleness of goat milk soap on your clothes oh yeah that's be Quinn Pittman's goat milk soap

okay you can go to QPgoatsoop.com use the offer code Jeffie and that is going to get you 10% off your entire order QPgoatsoap.com use the offer code Jeffie I you know look when soap is made the right way with goat's milk, you're going to realize

that your skin is going to be clean and it's going to retain its moisture and that's what you use goat soap for. And that's what you use Quinn Pittman's goat soap for, okay? QPgoatsope.com.

Use the offer code Jeffey, get that 10% off. QPgoatsope.com. And once I get all soaked and lathered up and clean after the old goat's shower, I may drink some whiskey. Yeah, some whiskey. Although I won't be drinking this bottle of whiskey. The McCallin 1926 single malt has just sold one bottle, by the way.

Shattering the record for the most expensive wine or spirit sold at auction, $2.7 million. It's one of the most coveted Scotch whiskeys on the globe, I guess. It's sold recently at the Suthamese auction in London. It's very rich. It's got a lot of dried fruit, as you would expect, a lot of spice, a lot of wood. That's, according to Johnny Fowl, head of whiskey at Sotheby's. That's a good gig right there.

What do you do? I'm head of whiskey at Sotheby's. Don't bother me. Apparently, he was allowed to taste a tiny drop beforehand. I'm not paying 2.7 million for you to get a drop, pal. I'll tell you what, I'll give you 2.6 million, okay? Anyway, so I'm not paying, if you were, that's a lot of money for a bottle of whiskey.

Yeah, you aren't kidding. That's a lot of money for a bottle of whiskey. But, you know, if you covet the whiskey, I guess the McCallon 1926 single malt is what you covet. it. 2.7 million dollars, though? At some point, you've made too much money. Okay, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink.

I don't believe that, by the way. There is no point when you've made too much money, ever. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Okay, now I'm thinking about the whiskey again. All right, so the guy gets a tiny drop. How does he get the tiny drop? All right?

So it's that old. He must have, you had to be a syringe, right? So you put the syringe in through the cork and you pull it out and then you were to try it. Right? Because, I mean, it's that old. It's what, from 1926, probably a cork top. I don't know how else you're going to drink a little drop of this whiskey. Or he just cracking open the seal.

That's how it's drink. So he gets that and he said that Johnny Fowell, the head of whiskey at Sethamese, said that it was dried fruit, a lot of spice, a lot of wood. A lot of wood. Yeah, that's the cork. That's the cork that you stuck the syringe in. Plus, you're pushing the syringe into the cork. Doesn't some of that mean some of the cork is falling into the whiskey? I'm not paying $2.7 million.

I just want to go on a record. I have not given you $2.7 million for that bottle of whiskey. All right, I'll let it go. Okay, so I see this headline that says, A Korean true crime fan who murdered a stranger out of curiosity is sentenced to life in prison. Well, first, good. We get murders off the street. I am a fan.

But it goes on to say a true crime fanatic who murdered a stranger in South Korea was sentenced to life in prison. Jung Yo Jung. I love Jung Yo Jung, man. She is, I don't. I don't know. She's 23. She reportedly stabbed a 26-year-old over a hundred times in the victim's home.

Now, they requested the death penalty. They didn't get it, so she's, you know, going to be life in prison. Now, in the timeline of this story, I see what the, you know, somebody posts. The full story. She found the victim online through a tutoring website where she pretended to be a high school student. She told the victim that she can't have a private lesson at home, then asked if she can have a lesson at the victim's home instead. Once she got there, she stabbed the victim of death,

chopped her into pieces, put it inside a suitcase. She carried the suitcase and got into a taxi so she can bury her somewhere. But when the taxi driver saw the blood stain on the luggage and reported it to police, this is how she got caught. Those damn taxi drivers. Ha, man. And plus, she didn't do it out of curiosity, okay? She's a psychopath. That is awesome.

People get so angry when you just see the headline. And the headline, you know, just tells a. snippet of this story. It's awesome. Speaking of cab drivers though, you bastard. A little bloodstain on a luggage, you've got to turn someone in. It looks like London's

black cabs, and I thought this, these were, you know, these are world-renowned cabs. All right, this is the deal. If you were in London, you want to be a black cab driver, you want to ride in them. They apparently have made a deal that they're going to start hailing for Uber.

As I guess they're trying to trying to bring traditional taxis into the fold over that at Uber, you know, trying new ways to make money. But, and the London black cabs are like, hey, we need the money. And people want to call Uber and we're the Uber, no problem

we're in. So that's kind of good news for people in London. Really. Why not? And how cool is it? I mean, have you ever ridden in a black cab? I have not. I would have love, I would love to ride in a black cab. I've ridden in a yellow cab

before, but not a black one. I've ridden on a bus before. I've written on a train before. Written on the open top buses, those buses. And if I ridden, and so that's a double-decker bus. Have I written on a double-decker bus without a, with a roof?

I don't know. I don't think so. I've flown on a, flowed on a, I've flown on a double-decker plane, one of the monster planes before. I don't know if I figure what they were. I think they were the seven. I was going to, I think those are

the 900 size planes. Yeah, that's what they were. The 972s. I don't know. I don't remember what it was. I remember flying the double deck. I remember going up the stairs to the upstairs on the airplane. I was just a hundred years ago. But I've never written on a black cab. I've been on a white cab in South Africa. He was a good guy, too, that cab driver. He was a good guy. I liked him. He was kind of Uber. kind of guy because he said you know he wanted the business so he was i think he was uh i think he was on his own he's out there on his own i don't think he worked for a particular company i just ended up in his car and then he was like ah i just called me he just called me whenever you want to go somewhere and

we were only in south africa for a couple of days but he was he was good guy and he took us everywhere and i felt comfortable letting him drive and i wasn't going to get you know taken off into the into the shanty town and getting robbed so i was like okay you're my driver But I've never driven in a black cab, and I really would like that. So if someone could send a black cab to Mercury Studios in Fort Worth, Texas, that'd be really nice. Thank you. You can always, you know, direct message me on my social media sites on X at Jeffrey JFR. Instagram and Facebook is Jeff Fisher Radio.

You can always email. About 24 hours, seven days a week. Just like the other social media sites, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. So you got at Jeffrey JFR. on X and you have Jeff Fisher Radio Instagram and Facebook

you have Chewing the Fat at the blaze.com email address you can follow me on my YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher you can order a cameo from me that's not free at Jeffey JFR on Cameo I know I know it's not free

but that's the way it works but you can always order a cameo and I'm happy to do it just tell me what I need I wish now the cash register opens but in my analogy of Cameo, and I'll just throw this out there,

in my analogy of Cameo, where Cameo is the Pimp, I am the hooker, you are the John, okay? Who makes the money in that analogy? It ain't the hooker. Okay, I just want to be clear about that, okay? So just tell me whether you want me to be happy, glad, sad, mad, mean,

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Anyway, today on overtime, which is blazedtv.com, and which you can be a subscriber to BlazTV.com slash jeffy. promo code Jeffie, get you the discount. You know that we talked to the elf.

We can't say buddy the elf. But we can't say we talk to the elf. And he was in studio. He's in town. He's in Dallas.

You know, the show originates from DFW and he's doing their holiday parade. And you can hear the elf whispering to you.

And I, you know, You know, I just, so I can't get rid of them. And I figured, all right, well, since I can't get rid of you, I might as well put you on the air. Yes. So the elf, I mean, Brian, the elf. Yes. Hello.

How are you? I'm doing great, Jeffrey. Good to see you. I know we're on radio here, but you look fantastic. Good to see you. Oh, well, I mean, that's just part of the deal. So what I wanted to talk to you about, and yeah, yeah, you got your elf thing, and it's all cute and cuddly. Yeah, I'm adorable.

Yeah, yeah. Give me out. The suits nice. You brought presents. I got it. Okay, I appreciate it. Thank you. No, really, thank you. I said thank you.

But what I really want to talk to you about is you are becoming like Mr. Hollywood, right? I mean, yourself, not the elf, but Brian, I mean, you're in a movie now, just a big shot. Yeah, and even became a producer on that movie. So, yes, things are branching out even from the entertaining holiday Christmas spirit that I bring to people around the country. I'm happy that I can talk to you about it now because. because the SAG After strike is over and you're able to. I'm glad that's over, but yeah, Jeffie, I'm a non-union actor. Wait, what?

No, I'm currently non-union. I'm, of course, open to any SAG After presentations and working my way toward that. You're scab labor? No, Jeffie, please. No, we don't want to say that. I'm just, well, yeah, I'm currently non-union. Let's just put it out. Oh, my gosh.

I'm non, yes, I'm so sorry to let you down. And this dump of a movie hired you? They hired scab labor? What is this movie? Well, the movie is the master chief. Okay. The masterchief movie.com. And it was a great movie, a U.S. Navy movie filmed from the point of view of Filipino

Americans serving in the military. Awesome. And yeah, fantastic movie and a role and just interesting plot of how they put this together. Wanted to bring some awareness. Had you ever done that before? Have you ever been a part of a movie? a movie like that before? No, not a full-fledged movie. I've done some, you know, background acting, I've done some reenactment television show. Yeah, I saw you, I saw you sent me some of

your commercial work. My commercial work. Yes, yes. I've done some, yeah, commercials as well. But yeah, this is the first movie. It's a independent movie, a smaller budget, but fantastic. Do you want some rewards already? The master. The master chief movie. At the com. And I first thought, I thought it was the master chef. And I'm like, okay, cool, we're cooking on the ship. There was some cooking actually in the film. So that could be appropriate. But it's the master chief. As in the highest and less ranked.

I got it. Yeah, thank you. But yeah, I audition for a role. And just like many actors out there, I did not get the role that I wanted. They offered me to be a background actor and do some background work and extra work. So I did that on the scene.

I'm in several scenes in the movie, moving around as a petty officer first class. I mean, so they're gargantuan guy in the background. So they threw your bone. They did. They're very sweet. Fine, let him stand in the back, okay, he won't leave. Amazing, just what's happening here.

That's apparently what is happening here, Jeff. I found it fascinating talking to you before we were recording, the process, because I've talked to a lot of actors about that process, and you have to be willing to be told no. Oh, yeah, you have to develop a thick skin. I'm relatively new into this, but yes, just reading articles in people's perspectives or what people talk about is that you have to have a very thick skin. And it's kind of a balancing act with acting in Hollywood

or down in Atlanta, Georgia, or up in New York. You have to have kind of a thick skin, but you have to also present yourself forward. You have to be a little bit forward in your presentation and putting yourself forward in a little bit of confidence to say, hey, I'm good for this role. Almost like doing a resume. You want to be a little bit more, you know.

And you may not, you know, a lot of times, you know, you're just not who they're looking for. Exactly. You know, they already have that in their head who they're looking for, which is where the forward comes in. Yes. Because they already have in their head who they're looking for. And unless you make a dent, never mind. You're just one of the scabs going by on paper and, hey. And you more than others becoming a scab because, well, I didn't want to say that.

I don't want to be scabbed and sag after. I mean, I don't know what your deal is. Well, how much why you hate unions. I'm, no, I am available. There's a process you go through, and I am always available to work on that. Anybody can become SAG after rent. But all you do is pay them to find. They give you a card, right?

No, not at all. Well, there is some fees. There are some fees involved, yes. I honestly, I don't know how to get a SAG after card, but they don't just give you one. No, no, you have to say, hey, you're going to be in a movie, pay us money to join our union? No, no. No, no. I believe you have to be on a, forgive me, I'm not 100% on this.

You have to be on a SAG after a movie or a television show, for example. Okay. It is approved. You have to be approved to be on the show. And then you get essentially credit to be then move forward and become an actor. And then where you just mentioned pay a fee and get a card. Interesting. Interesting.

So they decide whether your steps to join eligibility proof. Performer becomes eligible for SAG after membership. under one of the following two conditions, proof of a sag after a SAG or after employment, which is what you were saying, or employment under an affiliated performers union. So I don't know where... Maybe you can't just get a card.

The affiliated performers union such as ACTA, AEA, AGMA, that's the new Marvel character, AGVA. Yeah, these are all Marvel movies. That have been canceled by Bob Eger now because he knows they made too many. many. All right. So I believe this is just me that if you were to say, hey, I want to become a SAG after a member, or they say, actually what happens is they say they want you in the movie. So then you get rubber stamped. You basically, hey, you're on this film. You're going to be

fortunate enough to pay us union dues. Yeah. I don't think it's cheap either. It's a couple thousand bucks. Yeah. I don't know, $3,000, I think. So anyway, I wanted to say hello to you. I had seen you in a while and I know you were busy goofing around on the Glenn Beck radio program today. He was fantastic. He smells like pepperbents. Surprising me. And just between you and me. When you say fantastic, I mean, I listen to some of the show. He looks like Santa. I know him. He does. Glenn looks a little like Santa Claus. And so you did that. You came on Pat, so I just wanted to say hello. I hadn't seen you in a while. And it was good to see you, Brian. I appreciate it. You bet. Jeffrey, you are awesome. So for people that want information about you like to say if someone from sag afters

listening, they can go to the elf.net. Yes. Fantastic. And they can reach out to you that way. The elf.net. Anyone in fact, the way the internet works, anyone. Yeah, apparently you can open the computer screen. The elf.net. Thank you. Or apparently social media apparently is going to catch on. I think there's not. Maybe somebody will. It might pick it up. Is that at the elf live.

At the elf live. Generally on Instagram. That's all platforms. X, Instagram. I know you usually do Instagram though. I generally, I'm on X in Facebook, but I primarily do Instagram. I'm just busy and it's hard to interact with so many people on different accounts, but yeah, The Elf.

Don't you have due people to handle your social media accounts? Like little people from the North Pole? Yeah. To help me? That is a fantastic idea. I know. I need to hire some SAG after Elf actors to assist with social media.

All right, get out of here. Brian, yes, the elf. It's good to see you. you. Thanks for coming on to you. Blessings, Jeff. You're awesome. All right. Have a great day. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too.

That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Who died today? Who died today? Let's start off with Sandra Day O'Connor. Come on down. Oh, wait, she can't because she's dead. Sandra is dead at the age of 93. Sandra Day O'Connor, the former U.S. Supreme Court Justice, Sandra Day O'Connor. I mean, she's a Texas girl born in El Paso, Texas. It says here that the, well, the Supreme Court announced her death in a statement

citing complications related to dementia, probably Alzheimer's, very sad, and a respiratory illness. I mean, it doesn't say that, but that's pretty close. That's pretty close. So, we're just going to go with the dementia. We throw their dementia, probably Alzheimer's. Oh, yeah. And there was that, there was that pesky little respiratory illness thing. So rest of peace, Sandra Day O'Connor.

She was the first woman to serve on the Supreme Court. And it's awesome. I mean, hello. Awesome. So rest in peace, Sandra Day O'Connor. Who else died today? Well, we have Randall Boner Smith. Randall Boner Smith.

He was a popular radio personality in Chattanooga at Rock 105. Randall Boner Smith passed away. He worked at the radio station. station for most of the past 20 years. That means that about five years ago he was fired. And then he came back under a new contract, making a lot less money. That's what that means. But, okay, he worked at Chattanooga radio station for most of the past 20 years.

So somewhere in there, after about 11 or 12 years, yeah, you're making too much money. Hit the bricks. And then he wanted to stay in Chattanooga. so then he came back about a year or two later worked out a new deal for a lot less money. But I digress. The Facebook post were always talking about what a great talent he was, of course,

and it's very sad that he died. But the reason I bring it up is that he was 54 years old, Randall Bonersmith, rest in peace, and 54. And it talks about how he had just died suddenly. Now it doesn't say what he did. died from. So don't look at me like that. Like he's what it is, that's what it is.

Because it doesn't say that. But it does say that he did die suddenly. So rest in peace. Randall Boner Smith. I mean, it's sad. He's got a wife. He's got a couple of kids. Very sad.

And it said in the statement that his wife wrote, He was honored to provide comic relief in Chattanooga. Radio was in his blood, as was his desire to help people. Proud to see an impact he had on each of you. Yeah, I mean, if comic relief in Chattanooga Radio, his name was Boner. Yeah. So, rest in peace. Randall Boner.

Smith. And just know that. he died suddenly and not from that, okay? So stop looking at me like that. And now, speaking of life and death, although we were just speaking of death, not life. The Food and Drug Administration has approved a new drug to, well, they haven't approved. They approve new drugs, and they're looking to approve this new drug to extend a dog's life. Okay. I guess it works according to early tests.

The regulators say, yeah, go ahead. You can have a clinical trial and start using the drug at the vet's office and check it out. So I guess maybe we'll get it in 2026 to extend our dog's life. Now, it's meant for large breeds. It's an injectable prescription. L-O-Y-001 is meant for large-breed canines with shorter lifespans than their lap-dog counterparts. There's no, let's see, according to Loyal L-O-Y-Dash-001, curbs the production of a hormone called IGF-1.

Okay. So, loyal, guessing is the company that makes the drug, but it doesn't say that. It just says according to loyal. So guessing loyal is the company that makes the drug, which is why it's called L-O-Y-ZH-0-0-01. It's worked blocking it in rodents, the hormone called IGF-1, and worms. and it's already known to boost their life expectancy. Tests suggest that the drug might slow dog aging, but Loy has yet to prove that L-O-Y-001 does that.

Plus, they say, eh, side effects, they're minimal. Some people worry about the ethics of giving healthy dogs a new drug that isn't proven to be effective. if you love your dog and you're the dog is you know you want it to live forever

you're going to give it a little objection of the old Lloyd O.O.1 and because you don't want to in the end that you're making the time longer before you have to take your larger

canine breed out back and yeah we know he wouldn't You don't want him barking after you shoot him. No, we need to reverse that. If he's still barking after you shot him, you missed.

Okay, yeah. If he's barking after, you're going to feel bad about burying him. He's still alive. So I'm just saying, that's all. I don't want you to miss. I feel bad. I felt bad for a moment.

I didn't feel bad about shooting in the beginning. but I didn't want him still alive after I shot him. So anyway, I need some of that, the Loy O-O-O-1. I'll tell you that. I'm ready to inject some of that L-O-Y-001 right in me. No, wait, before somebody takes me out back. Yeah, sorry. Time's up, Jeff.

I don't care. Yeah, it's good to see you. But I had Loy O-O-1 in me. Yeah, that's the way it goes. So anyway, your large cano-K-Nox could live for a long time. Hey, congratulations to Salt Lake City. They are going to host the 2034. So cute they think we're going to make it to 2034.

Salt Lake City is going to host the 2034 Winter Olympics and the Paralympic Games. So, man, remember, they've been a long time, what, 2002? All right, since they hosted the Olympics. So congratulations to Salt Lake City, Utah. and something for you to look forward to and spend a whole lot more money on those Winter Olympic events

because the stuff that you built for 2002 you don't think that's going to be good enough for 2034 do you? No, silly, no. Obviously we're talking about sports because Olympics is sports. Congratulations to Dion Sanders.

He is the sports person of the year for sports, illustrated. So congratulations. Great. Congratulations. I was looking at, and I know a lot of people have a problem with Prime. I do not. What he's done for Colorado is awesome. And I was looking at some of the breakouts of what he's done. The first year application, the University of Colorado, applications are up 26.4% year over year. Black or African American applications are up 80.6%. non-resident applications are up 29.8%.

International applications are up 38.4% from 97 countries, including 16, that didn't have any applications last year. Now, they're saying, well, those numbers can't be definitely linked to Sanders. I think they can. I believe they can. You know what?

That's the promotion he brought to that university, man. Every game. Every game, every game, And their 50,183-seat fulsome field was sold out for the first time in school history. That's the prime effect, man. And whether you like it or not, and they ended up, what, four and eight? They weren't that good. Well, they weren't good.

They were fun to watch. They had some injuries, and they weren't really as good as you wanted them to be. You know what I mean? You know how you buy a brand-new toaster, and you love the toaster? but doesn't really toast the bread as much as you'd like. I think that's a terrible analogy. But it's the only one I've got right now. Just know that that's the prime effect there.

Big weekend in college sports too, man. I am so excited. A couple of big games tonight. We've got the Conference USA Championship. Nobody cares about. And then we have the Pact 12 championship, Oregon and Washington tonight, which is going to be awesome for those of you listening live tonight is the 1st of December. 12-1-2023. My gosh.

Wow. I mean, it is almost Christmas. I can't think about it. And then tomorrow, which will be the second of December, which will be another day closer to Christmas, will be, there's all kinds of, you know, the championship games. Big 12 championship, Oklahoma State, and Texas. Mack, nobody cares. Mountain West, nobody cares. American Championship, nobody cares. The SEC, Georgia and Alabama. That's tomorrow afternoon. the Sun Belt Championship, nobody cares.

Now you have the Swack Championship, nobody cares. And you have the ACC, kind of care, Louisville and Florida State. And then you have the Big Ten Championship, Iowa and Michigan. Now, what's going to be interesting with that is that when they're on at the same time. So when Michigan finally begins to kick the crap out of Iowa, it goes up by about 20, then you can flip over and watch some more of the Louisville Florida State game, because Louisville may win that game. They've been really good this year.

and if they win, then Florida State will have one loss and they're out. Have a nice day. You're not getting in the playoffs. Take care. This is, I told you, though, this is the only game where, the Michigan-Iowa game, where I give Iowa a chance. If they could hold on for the first five minutes,

then they're going to make it a game. I believe that. If they can hold it, if that first five minutes they can hanged up, they're going to, it's going to be a game. Because Harbaugh's back. Michigan is, you know, they've taken a little bit of breath. It's less me. It's less us against the world.

They know they're already thinking about the playoffs. Iowa hasn't been that good. Iowa doesn't have any offense. So if they can hold Michigan in the first five minutes, they might make it a game. Now, again, that may, what may happen is Iowa may hold Michigan for about, I don't know, a quarter. And then Michigan is going to go,

No? And then they'll, you know, just hand the ball to Blake Corum a thousand times and score a touchdown. Or maybe JJ will throw touchdowns. Anyway, it'll just be a good game because Iowa's got nothing to lose. Their offensive coordinator, the son of the head coach, this is his last game.

He's out after, he's out, well, unless they go to the playoffs, Jeff. If they win the Big Ten championship, no. Even if they win the, if they beat Michigan, then the Big Ten's out. And there are no way. Well, you can't keep the Big Ten champion out? Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Because that'll be a way that Florida State can stay in. If someone, if I were to be the Big Ten champion. I've just, yeah. They haven't consulted me. It's right here in DFW too, where they do all the, where they do all the playoff talk. We're over here in Grapevine, Texas. And look, I'm here.

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Product availability varies by region. See app for details. It's Friday, so it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from full. Count of one, two, three, four headline. One of them is not true.

Thus, that's where we get, What's the Lie. Our contestant today, Casey Harris, if he wins, not only will he get to come back for another round, he's going to win a Talking Sense Jeffrey Blue Freshie, and for more information you could go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design just for you. If you were someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie? you can email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.

Casey Harris, welcome to What's the Lie. Hello, Jesse. How are you, my friend? Fantastic. So I noticed from your application to be on What's the Lie that you are a truck driver, and no one supports truckers more than myself and Chewing the Fat. So welcome to the game show. Thank you.

Thank you very much. I did have a question, though, I was thinking this morning, and this is just me. I was in the shower, scrubbing up, you know, shrubbing up the old chewing the fat body. And I was thinking, you know, I wonder how far, like it's an 18-wheeler. You drive an 18-wheeler, right? Yes, sir. Okay. So you've got six wheels on the front, which means you have, what, 11, 12 on the back, right?

12 on the back. How do you drive? How long can you drive with only 11 if one of them is down on the back? This is not the game show, by the way. This is not the game show, by the way. I just be wondering out loud this morning in the shower. I've lost the tire before. And theoretically, you're supposed to pull it over immediately.

But I've been close enough to getting the load dropped off, and I've pushed it, you know, 120, or so. So what would happen if someone were to pull you over? All you'd have to do is go, what? I have a flat tire. I didn't know. Exactly. Thank you. All right. What flat tire?

Right. You're out of your mind. Oh my gosh, you're right. All right, Casey. You ready to play? I was born ready. All right. Four headlines. One of them, not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. Brazil's mysterious tunnels made by giant sloths. Headline number two, child driving stolen construction forklift

leads Ann Arbor, Michigan Police on chase. Headline number three, Russian students are being asked to donate their vapes so the parts can be used in combat drones. Headline number four, next season of Supermarket Sweep remake will take place in a 3D printed grocery store. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, Brazil's mysterious tunnels made by giant sloths. Headline number two, child driving stolen construction forklift leads Ann Arbor, Michigan Police on Chase.

Headline number three, Russian students are being asked to donate their vapes so the parts can be used in combat drones. Headline number four, next season of Supermarket Sweep remake will take place in a 3D printed grocery store. All right, Casey, those are your four headlines. What is the lie? Oh. Well, the one that stuck out immediately. The one that stuck out immediately was the Russian drone thing. Okay.

I don't see how you could get parts out of a vape, turn it into a war machine. Especially Russians. Like, maybe we could do something like that here. They couldn't do that. Okay. So that's the one you're picking? I'm sticking with that one. You're choosing number three?

Number three. I wanted you to win so bad, Casey, but no. I know. I know. Man, oh, man. And while you can't see what the Russians could use the drape, the vape parts for, they certainly can. Hey, thanks for listening to What's the Live.

Once the Live is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MF, XX, I, I, I. Wait, you would tell me that the answer is? I mean, if you'd like to know, sure. The supermarket sweep is not going to be in a 3D printed grocery store. Although, I know, although, you know, that might be next week. They may announce that that that's actually true.

But as of today, That is not true. So I know. I wanted you to win too, Casey. Das darn it. I wanted to be able to take a freshy sent home to the wife and let her know how proud you were to be victorious in this game show. But, you know, now you can't.

So it's a shame. I know. I know. Well, listen, since you're not in your truck, you can't give me a trucker horn, which I'm really disappointed about. So have a great day. And be safe out there on the road. and I appreciate all you guys out there on the road.

You know I mean that. And so you just be safe and go about your day, knowing that you were wrong. What's the lie? Thanks, Jeffrey. Sounds like he didn't mean thank you, though. He was a little mad at me for that. Oh, he's still on the line?

Oh, no. Oh, serious. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.