Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Paranoid & Neurotic... | 9/8/23

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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Starting point is 00:01:00 definitions. We've got a baroque nose, man, we've got to move the country. There's no doubt about that. So they added these words because, you know, they can't endorse any words, but they only document their use in the real world. They're descriptive, and we describe language as it is really used, not just how we or others may wish it would be used. So the pop culture and slang words that are new, I guess, are John, J-A-W-N. That's a noun. Informal. Chiefly, Philadelphia, something or someone for which the speaker does not know or does not need a specific name. The Johns.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Nepo Baby, a celebrity with a parent who's also famous, especially one whose industry connections are perceived as essential to their success. N-I-L, I mean, name, image, likeness. Blur's Day, a noun informal, a day not easily distinguished from other days or the phenomenon of days running together. Yeah, that's where we're at right now.
Starting point is 00:02:10 As a matter of fact, welcome to Blur's Day. We'll just stop right there. This is chewing the fat on Blur's day. There is one more term. Shower Orange that's new to dictionary
Starting point is 00:02:30 dot com. Shower orange is a noun two words is a mountain yeah okay uh an orange that is peeled and eaten under a steamy shower that purported benefit of doing so is that the steam enhances the oranges citrusy fragrance and creates a soothing experience for the person who is showering oh yeah shower orange The phenomenon of the name were popularized by a viral social media trend. Ha! Yeah, including shower beer and shower wine.
Starting point is 00:03:15 But that's not shower orange baby. Oh yeah. Shower Orange on Blur's Day. So I see this video on Instagram and it's got 220. 27,000 likes. I'm sure it has more now. And it has like 48,000 comments, and 18,000 have saved it.
Starting point is 00:03:42 So I'm not, and I'm doesn't say, doesn't give the handle of the Instagrammer. But she is talking about her kids and phones and tablets and remotes. And she's in a car. And I'm going to play it for you, but I just, I may stop and start it. but it keep I just don't think it's real all right it's making the rounds everywhere but I just
Starting point is 00:04:08 I mean it can't be real I nanny a six nine and twelve year old and yesterday I had to take the six year old to a birthday party and be back in time to get the nine year old to gymnastics but traffic was crazy and I was running late right okay so pause over just a second all right she is pretty young so she nannies these kids but so she's got a You know, is that Gen Z? Maybe. She may be, it's got to be Gen Z, right? Yeah, according to this, Gen Z is between 1997 and 2012.
Starting point is 00:04:47 They're currently between seven and 22 years old. So I believe that this girl is probably that. She's probably 22. She's on the cusp. He's on the cusp of that Gen Z generation. Okay, go ahead. Sorry, Nanny. So the six, the nine year old has an iPad.
Starting point is 00:05:06 So I tried to call her on it. She didn't have it with her. So the 12 year old just got his own phone. So I called him. And I was like, go tell your sister. And of course, he was annoyed. Of course, yeah. Anyway, I go back to the house.
Starting point is 00:05:20 And Mira, the nine year old is like, they need to come up with like a phone that's for the whole family that stays in the house. Right. So if you need any person in the house, you can call that phone. Like, it's not one person's number. It's just the whole family. I was like, that is an amazing idea. It sure is. Okay, hear me out.
Starting point is 00:05:44 So you know how we're always like losing the remote and stuff? I do. For this phone, let's attach it to a cord, maybe like stick it on the wall. So that if there's an emergency, we can always find it. Right. It can't leave the house. and it's for the whole family. So we're not techie people.
Starting point is 00:06:05 We don't know how to invent things. But if you're like a developer of stuff, reach out because we think it's an awesome idea and maybe a moneymaker. I mean, that's genius. That is a genius idea. She's right about that. Now just let me say again,
Starting point is 00:06:23 it can't be real. I just can't be. Okay, I'm going to go with it can't be real. All right, we've got some criminal stories for you today. First of all, in Pennsylvania, do we have, speaking to Johns from Dictionary.com, are they still closing schools in Pennsylvania and surrounding Philadelphia areas because of the search for the convicted murderer who escaped from prison? Because they still can't find him?
Starting point is 00:06:56 I mean, he's been on the run for a week now. Right. I mean, a Brazilian national, Danello Cavalcante, was recorded by surveillance cameras on Monday night, and Longwood Guard's last Monday night, in Chester County.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Police have yet to find him. They're using cars, helicopters. They've been broadcasting messages in Portuguese from his mother urging him to surrender. Yeah, I'm sure that will work. because it certainly has worked so far, right? Yeah, no. So they haven't caught him yet?
Starting point is 00:07:37 No, as of this broadcast. If you're listening live on the 8th of September, 2023, it is, you know, it's Friday morning, and they have not found this escaped prisoner. You saw the way, I don't know if you've seen the video of him escaping, but it shows his lookout guy, and it shows him go down this little hallway, and he crawls up, hands on one side of the wall of the hallway,
Starting point is 00:08:03 feet on the other, and then crawls up to escape. It was pretty awesome to see it happen, to be honest. So I just wondered if they're still closing down everything because he is still on the run. Then we got news of the country singer Zach Bryan. You know him, you love him. He was arrested in Oklahoma, and he is already apologized to the police deposition.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Department. He said, today I had an incident with the Oklahoma Highway Patrol. Emotions got the best of me. I was out of line and the things I said. I support law enforcement. And who doesn't, by the way? As much as anyone can, I was just frustrated in the moment. It was unlike me and I apologize. They brought me to jail and there was a mugshot of me floating around. Prayers we can all move on from this. I know you want everyone to move on from this. And prayers, people know I'm just trying the best I can. I love you guys. And I'm truly sorry to the officers, are you?
Starting point is 00:09:09 So apparently, and it doesn't say what actually happened. It feels like he got pissed at the officers and wouldn't shut up and got in their face. No, there was no weapons involved. Stop it. He said that He was He was arrested For obstruction of investigation
Starting point is 00:09:33 Obstruction of investigation So Not sure That's just getting in the police's face, right? That's a It's like a misdemeanor He's already bailed out But bonded out
Starting point is 00:09:47 It's just amazing that the police Didn't let him go So they were mad at him for getting in their face for whatever happened. And so he was arrested for obstruction of investigation. Ugh. And then he bent the knee bad. Okay. All right, fine.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Then I see where a Florida man. And this story, I can't decide if I'm pissed at the story or not. Okay, I can't decide. So a Florida man was arrested by the Coast Guard for trying to cross the Atlantic in a human-sized hamster wheel. Now, I remember reading about this guy a few years ago that he tried to hamster wheel across the ocean. And he's got this giant floating hamster wheel device
Starting point is 00:10:38 that he gets in. It's pretty awesome. His vessel is pretty awesome. So the manifesting unsafe vessel, is a giant metal drum with inflatable buoys on each side and paddles that are powered by a runner inside. Okay? So why are we not letting this guy do it?
Starting point is 00:11:04 Uh, he's intercepted his unusual hamster wheel contraption, and he was attempted to go to London. So let him go. What are we doing? Why are we wasting Coast Guard time and money arresting this guy if he was not, you know, hurt. And if he was hurt, then we help.
Starting point is 00:11:25 What we say, dude, you know, probably shouldn't do that. But he wasn't. And so they rescued him because, so he's facing federal charges. I'd like to know what those federal charges are. So for sure we know that he was unable to provide officials with required registration. for his water vehicle.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Okay. See, now I'm pissed off again. This is ridiculous. And informed officials that he was running in his hamster wheel all the way to London, England. Go ahead! Run into the Hurricane Lee out there. And we'll see you blow around in that bad boy.
Starting point is 00:12:09 See if you can survive. That might be awesome, actually. Put some GoPro cameras on. And hamster wheel your way through a hurricane. that would be awesome. Now apparently, after days of trying to get this Balucci, who's the hamster wheeler, to board the Coast Guard vessels,
Starting point is 00:12:30 he had said that he threatened to kill himself, and if anyone tried to apprehend him, he claimed to have a bomb aboard. Okay, well, just leave the guy alone. Now you're pissed, and you say, oh, that's threatening to the U.S. Coast Guard. then go away let him blow himself up
Starting point is 00:12:52 in the middle of the ocean so after days of them trying to board the vessel he admitted he didn't have a real bomb and they were able to get him to disenpark at the paddle wheel okay
Starting point is 00:13:06 yeah I remember the stories about him in the last few years of trying to do that and they all ended in Coast Guard intervention leave him alone don't you guys guys have cartel drugs to find and bust? Don't you have people try to sneak into the country on boats? Why don't you take care of that?
Starting point is 00:13:28 So he's federal charges of obstruction of a boarding and violation of a captain of the port of order. So he's being charged because the Coast Guard, he didn't do what the Coast Guard said. So they got mad. All right, I'm on his side. That's ridiculous. Let him paddle board his little paddle ass across the ocean.
Starting point is 00:13:52 And if he floats in dead a week from now, sorry about it. It didn't work. If he gets some GoPro cameras, someone should give him some cameras so that we film the whole thing. And maybe he has, and I've just missed the YouTube channel. So maybe he's already, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:11 hamster wheeling on YouTube. I don't know that. But, I mean, just leave him alone. What are we doing? This is actually, now I'm completely on his side. Leave them alone. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I might have to drink some of this beer. Somebody sent me some beer. I guess the Armed Forces Brewing Company. Brewer, Brewing Company. I got a sticker anyway. My wife will love that. And a business card. Armed Forces Brewing Company.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Alan Beale, CEO. Oh, hey, thanks, Alan. Appreciate it. I got 12 pack of beer, well, two separate six packs. I got the preamble beer, which is available, you know, any across the country at many other places. Oh, it sold that Buffalo Wild Wings, too. And I got some special hops. This IPA, Armed Forces Brewing IPA, the India Pale Ale.
Starting point is 00:15:17 that looks like it might actually be I mean, we know that it's Grunt approved so we'll have to I'll let you know it's been a long time since I've had a nice cold beer so I'll have to chill
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Starting point is 00:16:04 And it's in Virginia. So, I'm so tired. You know, the NFL started last night. How about them brand new lions, baby? being the Kansas City Chiefs, the reigning Super Bowl champion, the Kansas City Chiefs. And the whole game, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:22 it's on late, and I'm like, at halftime, I tell my son, okay, well, by halfway through the third quarter, we're going to know who's going to win this game,
Starting point is 00:16:31 I'm going to go to bed. Nope. Going to be close the entire game. How about that? Good. Let's just do that. Okay? Yeah, let's just do that.
Starting point is 00:16:40 We'll just keep it close, and just watch the whole game. You don't know. You only have to get up at 2.30 of the morning. There's no reason why you can't stay up until, I don't know, 10, 10.30? I mean, what do you want? More than four hours of sleep? Shut up.
Starting point is 00:16:56 So that happened. It was fun to have the NFL back. And then yesterday we found out that Joey Burrell, the quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals, signed a new contract, which is going to pay him $55 million a year. which makes him the highest paid. And then you have... Yeah, you aren't kidding. Then you have Justin Herbert, making $53 million a year,
Starting point is 00:17:24 the quarterback for the L.A. Chargers. You have Lamar Jackson, a quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens, at $52 million. I don't know how he's going to get by. Jalen Hertz, the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, is making $51. million a year. And Russell Wilson,
Starting point is 00:17:47 God Lord, Russell Wilson for the Denver Broncos is making $50 million. They've got a way to, they're going to try to figure out a way not to pay him. He better perform this year, man. At $50 million a year for the Denver Broncos? Wow. Those guys are making some serious money, though.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Some serious money. And we saw in the game last night, Travis Kelsey. Yeah, Travis Kelsey didn't play. He was injured. but their defensive guy, Chris Jones, has been holding out. And he was in the stands.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Well, he was up in a suite. He was in the stands. And, you know, he's making everybody feel like, I'm still here, just waiting to play. Just, well, I got to get paid. Back the money truck up to me. Now, Chris already makes, I don't know, $20 million a year and he's unhappy.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Okay, calm down. All right. But he wants more money. And so the way the team looks, looked like they could still hold their own without him. So I don't know that it went well for him last night. But we'll see what happens. But it's good to have the NFL back.
Starting point is 00:18:52 It's good to have the NFL back and college. So we take a little deep breath coming off. This weekend's going to be great. We're going to have college football. We're going to have professional football. And we're going to have the new Daryl Dixon Walking Dead show. So we'll have talking
Starting point is 00:19:16 Walking Dead on Monday with Jason Butchrell and my son Maximus myself, rehashing, giving you a few insights to the new Daryl Dixon show on AMC. Okay, so I know this is not a new revelation. Howard Stern has kind of lost his mind.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Now, he is like, I know he's Mr. Broadcaster or Mr. Media or all seeing, all-knowing media. I get it. and, you know, he's Howard Stern. I got it, okay? But over this COVID thing with Howard has made him more crazy.
Starting point is 00:19:51 There's a story about where he's fighting with his wife because he doesn't want to go out because of the new strain of COVID-19. So COVID has got him into this paranoid nightmare. And I know he's got a show to do, so he's got to fill time and he wants people to talk about it. And oh, here we are. We're talking about it.
Starting point is 00:20:13 So, you know, I know he's the, that's what it is, the king of all media. I just thought of as the phrase. That's what everybody calls him. Oh, the king of all media. Okay, that's what they calls him. So he said that he got into a fight with his wife because she wants to go out. And he said, you know how paranoid I am about getting COVID. I haven't.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Right. Although he hasn't. Now, he makes the case that, you know, hasn't got it because he didn't go anywhere. All right? And he said, I'm pretty safe and I really don't want to get it. But people are telling him to lighten
Starting point is 00:20:50 up about the disease, stating he doesn't want to go out anywhere. He wants to stay home and the wife wants to go out. And so that marriage is doomed right now. I believe Beth 51 will be taking a little bit
Starting point is 00:21:09 of the King of All Media's money Howard Stern, who is 69 now. Howard will just be living as a recluse in one of his homes wherever it is. In his penthouse in New York or his house up in the Hamptons
Starting point is 00:21:24 or wherever he has his house, whichever one Beth doesn't want, Howard will take the other and he will just live as a recluse in that for years. And they'll bring in a microphone and ever so often, the king of all media will turn it on and say,
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yes, I'm still here. And everybody out there Are still there? Okay. Goodbye, and that'll be it. And as long as we're talking about media, I see congratulations are in order for Mark Levin, a Blaze TV host,
Starting point is 00:21:55 who does his national radio show for Westwood One, and he does his Life Liberty and Levin on Fox News, although he is now going to do a Saturday evening show. Okay. So Mark has added another show to his lineup. So he's got his Monday through Friday radio show. I don't know how many shows he does on Blaze TV. I honestly don't know that.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I should know that. But it's at least once a week, probably twice a week for Blaze TV. Although I honestly, I got to find that out. Once a week. You know what I like? As I like answers just being answered by humans like that when I ask. So. Well, well, well.
Starting point is 00:22:39 look how the tables have turned some days you don't want me here and a day like today I didn't want you here I just wanted the answer I hear you for my corner I just wanted the answer it's Chris out there
Starting point is 00:22:53 is Chris out there because you would know the answer that doesn't mean I wanted you to come in I just wanted the answer no that's not though you know deep inside you were like how can I get Chris in here you know that's a very easy answer
Starting point is 00:23:06 let's talk about the royals but you don't want to. You've given up on the royals. I have, actually. There's so much that was so, like, this show was so ahead of the curve. Oh, I know. That, that.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Now I'm behind. You're behind. You're behind the curve. I know. Everything that we have said for the past three years, it's all coming out. I know. Our Royal Insider,
Starting point is 00:23:31 for all of it. For all of you that thought, oh, this was Chris Cruz with a weird word. I'm with weird boys. Nope. We all had, I mean, this show was the cut of,
Starting point is 00:23:38 edge on that. Yes. Absolutely. Yes. 100%. Okay. So once a week, Mark Levin, congratulations. TV once again. What are we card dealing? I was not listening to that part. Oh, he's got another, he's doing another show for Fox now on Saturday night. Oh, I thought you were crying earlier on him because of the book. I got an Amazon email.
Starting point is 00:23:54 He's got the new book coming out. Yeah. I got it. I heard him say on his radio show the other night. I'm just so busy. I'm just so busy. Is he? Okay. And I thought, is he busy now? That's what he said. Because isn't he on a bunker? Everything comes. out of the bunker. Yes. So sorry. He has two bunkers. Sorry that you have to walk from one bunker to another bunker.
Starting point is 00:24:14 He has the bunker in Virginia and he has the bunker in Florida. Florida. Or wherever, yeah, in Florida. And I know that he has a brand new bunker in Florida. That was all built brand spanker new. Is that next to Tucker?
Starting point is 00:24:26 I think it is. Because I'm noticing. Pretty close. I'm noticing a little, I know this is way off track on what you want to talk. But I'm noticing a lot of bunkers being built in Florida. I know. You got Tucker.
Starting point is 00:24:37 we got Trump and I'm a little pissed that I'm not one of them to be honest okay when is this big guy going to be like okay we're moving to Florida no he also move where freaking Utah or whatever Idaho whatever whatever
Starting point is 00:24:50 I have lay on inside a national park oh car that mountain is mine that one's the government okay did you notice what he was wearing today that's all I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:25:04 if you weren't go to Blaze TV yeah I'm not going to tell you. Glenn's back from the radio program. You should definitely check what he's wearing today. All right. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:25:13 So, okay, so what it does this once a week on Blaze TV. So he's going to have the radio show Monday through Friday. He's going to have a Saturday show
Starting point is 00:25:23 and his Sunday show. And somebody just told me in my ear it's twice a week. So Chris was wrong? Well, I looked at the app, Jeffie, and it does show two episodes
Starting point is 00:25:32 that have come out this week and last week going back. So it's like you have false information. from Chris Cruz? That pisses me off. We just want to get it right, Jeffrey. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Thank you. I appreciate you. Checking on that. So he's a busy man. Congratulations. Anyway, all that for Mark Levin. Jesus, you're welcome. And Jed Saki.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Jen Saki, I see congratulations or in order for her, a former White House spokesperson who is terrible. She is going to get a prime time slot. She's so good. They're going to let her do one night. So congratulations to Jen, who's going to be doing...
Starting point is 00:26:12 No, no, no, stop. We're not being mean. She's going to do Inside with Jen Saki, which currently airs right. Okay, all right, I don't want to be too mean. Which airs right now Sundays at noon, Eastern. Now she's going to be doing the show. She's not going to do two shows,
Starting point is 00:26:34 because we're not going to do that. We're not going to do Sunday and Monday. We're just moving the Sunday show to Monde. Who does she think she is? Mark Levin? Right. When I got a great deal on a great gift at Winners, I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list? Like this designer fragrance for my daughter.
Starting point is 00:27:07 It's just $39.99. How could I resist? This luxurious will throw for my sister. This gold watch for my partner? A wooden puzzle for my niece? Leather gloves for my boss? Ooh, European chocolate for the crossing guard? At these prices, could I find something for everyone at Winners? Stop wondering. Start gifting.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Winners find fabulous for less. So those of you that shop at Wegmans may be a little bit bummed. Now, of course, you know, earlier we found out that they discontinued their self-checkout app. There's another story about giant supermarkets we've got to get to. But right now, Wegmans is discontinuing one of their, I don't know, favorite products. the W-pop brand soda is going to be discontinued. I know, I know. It's being discontinued because of, well, iffy ingredients in the soda.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Wegman said that their food you feel good about banner stands for no artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives. So, damn it, we're discontinuing Wegman's brand soda. because it contains artificial ingredients like aspartame and high fructose corn syrup. That's not art of... We are committed to our mission of helping customers live healthier,
Starting point is 00:28:38 better lives through exceptional food, and we want you to feel confident in our Wegmans brand products. So you're not getting the pop anymore, the W-D-Pop brand at Wegmans, okay? It's not going to have. happen. How dare you? Then we have giant food,
Starting point is 00:28:56 the grocery chain, removing many national brands of health and beauty care products from its shelves because well, this particular store and they're doing it at multiple stores. This one is in Washington, D.C. that they're talking about now.
Starting point is 00:29:13 They're replacing them with private label items in an effort to detour theft because the shoplifters come in and they want the high-end products. So I guess the idea is, hey, we'll give them store brand to private label items and they won't steal them. So according to them, the retail theft that they're experiencing across the market area is a problem that affects everyone. Limiting product availability, creating a less convenient shopping experience, and most critically.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Placing our associates and customers in harm's way. The company said that we need to be able to run our stores safely and profitably, and we take these responsibilities seriously. Oh, okay. So I guess we're, you know, changing up stores, changing up products at different stores. We have stationed, trained asset protection employees at store entrances to greet customers as they arrive and check receipts as they exit. But if I walk in and just take stuff and walk out, are they going to stop me? I think not. I don't think the asset protection employee is going to do that.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I think they're going to be told to let them move on. So Giant has 165 stores in the Mid-Atlantic region. And they're hiring security guards and placing new restrictions on self-checkout to reduce theft. So what does that mean? You could only have so many products to go to self-checkout. Then you have to go through find a cashier. That'd be great, except you only have one cashier. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:31:02 So, I mean, at least stores are starting to realize now, at least companies, I mean, companies can't survive with the theft that's going on across the country of people just coming into stores and taking what they want and leaving. And then you have the prosecution end where they figure. that they can take up to, what, $900 to $1,100 worth of merchandise without anything happening? It's just, oh, that's fine. Oh, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:31:31 And to be honest, kind of thinking about getting in that business. And it's happening all over the world. I mean, I just read a story about how virgin olive oil is being stolen in Spain. criminals are stealing that because apparently the olive oil production has dropped 50% this year compared to the previous harvest which I'm sure they're blaming on climate change
Starting point is 00:32:00 but the price has gone up and it is becoming what they're calling liquid gold in Spain however let me just let you know something liquid gold is not olive oil they can call it whatever they want Liquid gold is not olive oil. It's oil.
Starting point is 00:32:26 But I digress. So at least 50,000 liters were stolen. And the guy from the company, you know, that owns the olive oil, he said that they had to have had a couple of large trucks to take the olive oil. And it would have taken at least an hour to fill up the truck. So they did it overnight and they hauled off 50,000 liters of extra virgin olive oil, which they claim is worth half a million dollars, 500,000 bucks. So, I mean, crime is not just USA specific.
Starting point is 00:33:06 We know that. And we also know that, man, it's a lot easier if you can figure out how to steal $500,000 worth of liquid gold. extra virgin olive oil than it is a bottle of tide from Wegmans. Oh man, there's no doubt about that. All right, I'll wrap up this segment with a joke of the day that ties in nicely with all the criminal activity we just got done talking about. Back in my day, I could walk in the store with $25,
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Starting point is 00:34:28 Well, it's Friday. So it's time for what's being called America's favorite game. show. What's the lie? What's the lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from our count of one to two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get. What's the lie? Our contestant today, Cash McKinney, if he wins, not only will he get to come back for another round, he will win a talking sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie. For more information you could go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the freshy sent and design just for you.
Starting point is 00:35:11 If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie, you can email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Cash, welcome to What's the Lie? How are you, sir? Oh, great. Thanks for having me, Jeff. Oh, you're welcome. We're happy to have you along.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I've made it pretty easy for a contestant today, I feel like. Cass, you are one of the Lifebloods of America a trucker here in America. I'm a fan. No one supports trucking more than this show, Chewing the Fat,
Starting point is 00:35:45 this host Jeff Fisher, and this game show, What's the lie? You know that, right? Yes, sir. So where are you out and about today? Or are you just sitting around at some truck stop waiting for some hussy to show up? I'm over here in Hutchinson, Kansas.
Starting point is 00:36:04 I dropped my load over here last night. That's what I'm talking about. 10 hours to be up. All right. So I'll stop with my stupid jokes. I know I can't help myself. Are you ready to play? What's the lie?
Starting point is 00:36:22 Yes, sir. All right. Four headlines. One not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. Three-legged bear breaks into Florida home. drinks white claw. Headline number two, Hurricane Idalia blows flamingos as far as Ohio.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Headline number three, he fought to keep an emotional support emu at his home and won. Headline number four, an octopus was taught to open an iPad app. Those are your four headlines on What's the Lie. Headline number one, three-legged bear breaks into Florida home, drinks white claw. Headline number two, Hurricane Idalia blows Flamingos as far as Ohio. Headline number three, he fought to keep an emotional support emo at his home and won. Headline number four, an octopus was taught to open an iPad app. Okay, Cash, what is the lie? Well, I know it's not number one.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I heard you talking about that the other day, so I'm going to go with number two, the flamingo. Oh, no. Gosh, darn it. Cash, I wanted you to win, too. I didn't do. Oh, no. Well, I appreciate you playing. Thanks for listening and playing What's the Lie?
Starting point is 00:37:45 What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing to fat enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. Remember to consult your own legal and tax act for it before making any decision. CTF WTL MMXX I I Was it number four?
Starting point is 00:38:07 That's correct It was Oh man I know you're going to tell me I knew it Yeah I knew it I'm about you Yeah you really did
Starting point is 00:38:17 All right Cash I appreciate it Thank you for playing what's the live Hey don't you want to hear it Yes of course we do There it goes That's gorgeous gorgeous thank you cash i appreciate no problem money stream and subscribe to more blaze media content
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