Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Pharmacy Parties, Festival 'Favs', & Kidnap-Proof Kids 5/9/15

Episode Date: May 9, 2015

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Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hello. Welcome to it. How are you? Did you find yourself waking up today and realizing that the pillow you were laying out was so warm?

The blanket that was covering you was just perfect. The drool from the side of your mouth with a little wet spot on your pillow was in the perfect position. And yet you knew. you had to get out of bed and it was not, and you just had to go. But you were in that perfect position you didn't. How many times that happened? Almost every day is when it happens.

The days that you have to just lay around and do nothing, if there are any of those days, do you get those perfect positions in the bed, the blanket and the pillow and the drool? No. You wake up early, you back, arch, your foot hurts. You got to get up. Kids are screaming. Something's broken. The day you have to get up, perfect. Oh, well, how are you? Good to see you. Thanks for coming along for the ride today.

We've got so much, there's so much stuff going on. I don't even know where to start. You know what? I've had it with Baltimore. I got it. Okay. That is going to be a struggle forever. I can't. I've had it with Pamela Geller and these dingleberries here in Garland, Texas. You know, free speech is a wonderful thing, but, uh-huh, but, well, I mean, free speech is a wonderful thing, but it's not really good if you don't do it unless you do it the way I say that it's okay. Oh, oh, okay. And we get the same, uh, I'm from the United Kingdom, Ajem, who's been, you know, around for a number of years now, preaching the same Sharia law stuff.

He's the one that says it. He believes it. He says it. Everybody thinks he's crazy. He's not crazy. He believes it. That's what he believes. But that's what we're facing.

I did hear something that was amazing on that point was that, you know, they want to, the people who are talking about, Pamela Geller, she was just you know, pushing the beehive, just poking, poking that beehive, poking it, poking it, uh-huh, well, guess what, you get to do that.

You don't get to, you don't get to be killed because you poke the beehive. You get to run away. You don't get to, just because I said something you don't like, you don't get to kill me. That's the way the country is. It's not the way Aegem wants it, but that's the way the country is.

But since we should stop that. The people who want us to stop, oh, we shouldn't have that kind of art. Art, that's not art. That's blasphemy. That's going against Allah. Okay. So, since it's against Islam, then we should stop all the gay pride parades,

all the gay weddings, everything. Because guess what? That's against Sharia law too. And that's going to offend them as well. So let's Let's just play their game and stop it all. Just live by Sharia law. Want to? Yeah, I didn't think so.

I didn't think so. Okay, I want to be clear. We talked about the guy in the Carolinas not long ago who likes to stand in his house naked. And I was kind of on his side a little bit. I mean, it's his house. And we talked about it. We talked about it on the show. We talked about the news reports.

and I did you know he was all wound up because the neighbors hated him and he was just likes to be in his house naked. He doesn't come outside naked. Well now we have a guy that, uh, uh, I guess is intimidating his irritating neighbors by sitting outdoors naked and just saying that I've got a weapon. I've got a weapon. Now, I just want to go on record as saying if you're next door to me outside sitting naked and you're screaming, you've got a weapon, you're not scaring me. Okay? You're just not.

Because the first thing I say is, you know, that doesn't look like a weapon, Fred. Gotta go back in now. Come on. Come on. He refused to cover himself, even though the only thing he wore was a towel around his neck. Why would you wear a towel around your neck? If you go to the nudist colonies, you're supposed to sit on the towel. that's what the towel is for

I don't know if you know that I mean that's what I'm told not that I used to you know partied at any of the nudist colonies around the country or anything no I didn't don't did I make you sick there for a second

okay sorry because I didn't I did but that's what the towel is for just so you know and here in Irving I want to go on record as saying it's not me okay there are two but possibly two for sure one man men that are going around squeezing random females

butts i got nothing to do with it okay i didn't do it it wasn't me they're all wound up looking for these guys because they're just going around and sneaking up on people and squeezing their butts What the Now, of course, the police are, well, could escalate. You know, they could get farther, and sooner or later, the butt squeezing is going to demand that they do more. And it's a crime.

I know it is. I know it is. But I would, if there's video of any of this, share it at Jeff EMRA on Twitter. because I want to see how people sneak up on other people and squeeze their butts and think they're going to get away with it. I don't understand. You just walk up, walk down the walk through the aisle.

Hey, how you doing? Butt squeeze. No. I think, you know, I think I could stop and get a coffee here at the 7-Eleven. How you doing, guys? Walk down over to the coffee maker and there's a female butt squeeze. You're going to get away with that? I think not.

I think not. Oh, my gosh. So sad. So sad. All right. Where do you want to go today? Where would you like to go? Would you like to talk about, we will talk about the future.

There's so, my gosh, some of the technology that's coming down the pike is amazing. And there's some things that are coming on the pike that told you so. Told you was going to happen. Because when you hear three to ten years ago, well, what's next? Are they going to do that? Yes. Yes, they are. And you won't be able to stop it, and it'll just be there.

And you'll go, but wait, what could possibly go wrong? Uh-huh. We'll get to that. We've got, of course, some great things on our government. spending your money on their sexual affairs. Great stuff. Great stuff. And when you're out driving around, what do you think?

Everything looking good? Everything wonderful. Plenty of places to shop. Stores are open, lights are on, powers up, parking spaces are good to go. Except, that's not really the case, is it? Thousands, thousands of locations of different companies around this country are closing their doors. And we'll tell you who that is in a moment. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network.

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Of course, immediately following this broadcast is Mike Opelka with Pure Opelca. And then Andrew WK with America, WK. And Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, all live and for you on a Saturday on the Blaze Radio Network. and Pure Opelka, two hours, moved to two hours last week. So this is week number two of the big two-hour Pure Opelca broadcast. And I'm not sure what he's giving away today. You may have an opportunity. I would say you could have an opportunity to win the Pureo Pelka highlighter.

Maybe you have the stunt brain yellow Sharpie highlighter that you could use to highlight special things in your life. Just like Pure O'Pelka. So anyway, the U.S. economy, they keep telling us it's improving, improving, improving. Yes, it's wonderful. And actually, where I live here in Texas, it sure seems that way. This is one of the fastest growing areas in the country. This particular area, Dallas and Tarrant and I think there's another county in there, too, Denton, maybe.

I'm not sure which one are some of the fastest growing counties in America. and then Dallas and then Texas alone, you know, been on fire for a number of years. And so it's hard to see. You can get a glimpse of how things are struggling with some of the businesses, but things are really still booming here in Texas. But when you go outside of Texas and you realize, wow, you know, it's not really that good. And if you look closely, it isn't. And when you think about all, you think about all, you know,

the U.S. retailers, and you hear the news a little at a time, it leaks out, you know, this place is closing, you know, 30 stores. And we hear that some of the else is closing, you know, maybe 20 stories. It's 20 stores. Or they're looking at restructuring and they're going to be closing, you know, 150 stores. Well, that stuff adds up. And you're looking at, I think now we're looking at over 6,000 retail locations are closed. closing. I mean, that's amazing. Amazing. Now, a list compiled by About.com, they have a list here

of businesses, brick and mortar businesses that are closing at least 10 stores, and I'll give you the time within, you know, in the next two years. And it looks like most of these are this year and next. It's unbelievable. And when you think, well, you know, maybe we're struggling on the internet, yeah, sure, I'll give you that. I'll give you that, you know, a lot of places are trying to catch up to the internet purchases that we're all doing and maybe trying to see that, you know, if we, you know, reallocate some

funds toward this direction, that it will, you know, it will. you know, it will add to the company's bottom line. But think about all these shops and all the people that are going to be affected and it's affecting from everything, from cleaners to tile makers to air conditioning companies. I mean, everybody is affected. And right now, with this great economy that we all live in, that's been created the last six years from our president in this administration, you'd think that this is not going on.

Well, by gosh, it is. Think of this, Abercrombie and Fitch closing 180 stores. Aristotle, 75 stores. American Eagle Outfitters. American Eagle Outfitters are 150 stores. Barnes & Noble, 223 stores. Now, there's a, this is through like the next seven or eight years. and Barnes and Noble, you say, they still exist.

They do. And they've actually, you know, restructured a little bit to help them. Their stores that are open are really big and new and modern, and they do a lot of business. And, you know, the older style stores, because, you know, the Internet has affected Barnes and Noble's business a lot. And I'm hoping that they handled it well. Bottom Dollar Food, 66 stores. Build a Bear. 25 stores.

See Wonder. 32. Cashet 21, 120, Chico's through 2017, 200 children's place. Wow. 17 Christopher and Banks, 70 coach, 70 Cocoa Caros. Some of these stores, you may, I don't even know what those stars are. Well, they might not be in your neck of the woods, but they are. Some of these are small businesses, right?

I mean, you think, oh, those are the people, the one percenters. Yeah. And they've got, you know, 100 stores, and they're closing 70. of them. It's not good. Deb shops, 300 Deb shops, 92, Delahus, $340, $340 dollar tree, family dollar stores. Now there's a store that's a strange because you think that's a good name a dollar, but they trick you. It's not the everything's a dollar store. It's just the name of the store. They trick you to get in there. They're closing $340 stores. I am. I Einstein Brothers Bagels.

Einstein Bagels. 39 stores. 50 Express. Fredericks of Hollywood, 31. I'm sure they have a very booming internet business, however. Fresh and easy grocery stores. 50 stores. Friendlies, 14.

65 future shops, which is Best Buy in Canada. Golf Galaxy, 54, gas, 50. 26 Jim Burries, 40, 40 JCP. Penny's amazing. Man, that guy, when they restructured J.C. Penny, and they brought in the guy. It was, man, four or five years ago. Because I was working in New York at the time. So it's been four years ago, five years ago now.

They decided to change J.C. Penny. They brought in this new CEO, and they said, J.C. Penny needs to change. And they were actually doing pretty good business, I think. And they may have been struggling a little bit, but I think that they were still holding strong on who they were and doing business. And they had sales and discounts, and they were, you know, marking down and had some big ads and stuff. And he decided that that needed to go away. And it was reported as J.C. Penny gets rid of discounts. Well, what he was trying to say is that what he was trying to say was that, you know, we're getting rid of discounts because,

our prices are going to be better, and we don't need the discounts. But the way it was reported was that we're getting rid of discounts, and they took a dive. And I remember in New York, if you take the subway to a number of places, and there are different ways that you can come up to get up to the street level. And if it's raining out, you may want to take another way, especially like in the winter when it's cold and it's snowing, or if it's raining and the city, you can take a couple different ways and you come up through the mall in Manhattan when you come into, when you come into Grand Central, but when you come into Penn Station, you can come up and walk through a couple of tunnels and then come up through the Manhattan Mall so you don't have to go outside until you get close to where you have to be.

It's New York living. So you cut through the mall. And I remember cutting through, and one of the ways that you cut through was through a JC Penny. And they had like, I don't know, two or three floors there in the Manhattan Mall. So you come out of the subway and you hit the one floor and you pop up to the second floor. And then you cut out back into the mall and back into the street. But I remember that when they first did that, that place you could see that there was no discount signs and it looked nice and everything's backed up. But, man, it did not look that busy.

and so they've really been struggling since then. And they really, I like JCPenny. At least I used to. 127 Jones, New York outlets. Just baked Macy's Ford's Office Depos. 400 office depots. Yeah, I mean, sorry to see them go. Goodbye.

Pep Boys, wow. 100 Pier Ones. Radio Shack down. They were based here. in Dallas, in the Dallas, Texas area. Gone. Have a nice day. Ruby Tuesdays.

You know why Ruby Tuesday's closing? 13 Ruby Tuesdays? Because they don't have Heinz ketchup. The last time I was at Ruby Tuesdays in the mall, I went in there, order something, asked for ketchup. They brought me some off-brand ketchup that wasn't Heinz ketchup.

I almost walked out. That's why you know. I almost walked out. walked out. It wasn't with my mother. I would have walked. I'm telling you, Heinz ketchup counts. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-90-3333 is the phone number. 1888-903-33. Is the phone number if you wish to use it. We were just talking about stores closing

and thousands of stores closing, brick and mortar stores around the country. We ended with Ruby Tuesday, but I still was going down on this list. Some of it is really amazing. 77 Sears stores. I can't tell you the last time I was in a Sears. I don't know why that is.

Sport and Nash grocery stores, Staples. Oh, my gosh, Staples. Who hasn't been to a Staples or an Office Depot? They're closing 50. five more stores. Tiger 200 Walgreens by 2017. Now let me ask you a question. In your area, in your local area, when you drive around, what do you see on almost every

damn street corner in America, a Walgreens or a CVS? It's amazing. Now, when they were doing that, when they were going across the country in your local neighborhood and seeing that, hey, let's put a Walgreens here, and let's put a Walgreens here, and let's put a CVS here. Did they, obviously they didn't stop and think, you know, maybe, maybe we don't need to have that many. Maybe we don't. Now, I will admit, it's nice having them around.

They only have, you know, there's only several in, there's only several in your local area that are, 24 hours, you know, 24-7, business, pharmacy, all of it. The rest are, you know, pretty scheduled out. And many of those stores are much better than others. And actually, I prefer Walgreens over the CBS. The CBS thinks they're so highfalutin. I think they're so highfalutin with their, we're not going to sell cigarettes.

Okay, fine, CBS, be that way. Now, amazingly, I still go in them, and I have spent money there since I got mad at them, but, you know, it doesn't mean they're just so highfalut. It doesn't mean I have to like it. But there's so many Walgreens. I mean, I get that they have to close some. My gosh. I mean, the saturation point has got to be there.

Now, I will give you a million dollar idea. I've had this idea for a while now, and I think it's a tremendous idea. Once again, from me to you. a million dollar idea. Take it. When I see it, I'll be mad, but then I'll realize, hey, it was from my heart that you took the idea and made a fortune. I think a tremendous thing to do.

It would be great fun. It would be huge. The kids, those young folks, would love it, okay, in your local area, would love it. It would get press. You would do great business. and it'd be fun. Take one of those old stores, and now you've got some Walgreens closing down,

but there's plenty of old CVS stores that open and closed, and some of them are Walgreens. And you could tell the difference, obviously, the way their buildings are built. And I like the CVS buildings better for this idea than the Walgreens, just the way it's laid up.

The way that they built the buildings with, some of the CVS is built with less windows than the Walgreens. So when you look at the front of it, the front of it's kind of windowed up with the front, but the sides are usually not so many windows. It's usually just the brick stores and stuff. So I say turn them into a nightclub and call it the pharmacy. That place would be packed.

It's a great building for it. It's good size. Not too big, not too small. Plenty of dance room. Plenty of room for bringing a band. The band could play, you know, put them on a stage and you call it whatever you want to call it. Call it the drive-through, call it the band through, whatever. And, you know, the pharmacy.

I think it would be huge. I know what you're thinking right now. Why didn't I think of that? Well, that's what I'm here for. Okay. So you're welcome. Take it, go with it. So all these companies are closing.

Stride rights, Wolverine, wide, stride rights are closing a bunch of stores. Oh, my gosh. Thousands of stores are closing. Now, according to this, what we find, this report, okay, most families are just scrapping by financially for month to month. And I probably certainly don't have to tell you that. And I'm pretty sure that's even true here in Texas. Even though I saw Pier O'Pelka sent me a tweet talking about Texas and jobs. and he's used a

he gave me a chart where he used a, I guess it's blue and a red highlighter. I was looking forward to the yellow stunt brain Piropelka highlighter as a gift today. But apparently there's a possibility of getting a

blue and a red highlighter with stunt brain on it. But you never know. But it talks about the Texas and the U.S. jobs and how good it is. Now, I mean, It is unbelievable between Texas and the U.S. the amount of jobs. I mean, Texas is far and away. Without Texas, the United States job market ain't good.

You can quote me on that too, okay? And I just retweeted it at Jeffey MRA on Twitter. The chart is fascinating. Now, you talk about this. More than one in four Americans are spending at least half of their family income on rent. Half of the family income on rent. So, I mean, what does that leave? That leaves, you know, you still have groceries, clothing, gas, car.

That's a lot. And all of those prices have gone up dramatically. 11, over 11 million households, which is 11.25, but over 11 million households, 50% or more of their income on housing and utilities. So rent and utilities. So you've got more, one in four Americans are spending at least half of their income on rent. Then you have 11 million of those that are using half of their money on rent and utilities. That was from the enterprise community partners.

It's census data. Now, I tell you, I don't know that I understand using half of your money for that, but I do understand not having a lot of money for clothes and food and, you know, maybe gasoline for your car, so you've got a really super budget. But A, you need a roof. B, you need to have utilities. You need to have lights. You need to be able to cook food.

and you need to be have water to drink and use for your your utilities for your bathrooms right to be clean so those things those are number one on my pay list and it used to be even cable TV was in on that soon cable TV is close to being history at the Fisher household so I'm going to take that off of my list put back on my list will be some will be internet action But I thought that if you had those, if you had a roof, power, water, television, cable television, you know, your entertainment. Then the rest of it, you'd budget around that and you'd be okay because you're able to have a place to live and to hole up. Have a roof over your head. Be able to have lights on to read.

Be able to drink water if you have to. You can cook what little food you have there. The rest of it will all come together. 1.8 million of these households, 70% of their paychecks on rent. That is insane. Wow. Now, the surging cost of rental housing has affected the rising number of families since the Great Recession. Oh, you think?

Since the Great Recession in 2007. Wow. We're calling it the Great Recession. Now, that does lead you to believe people are wound up and not making enough money. What really, it just means that, you know, there's no jobs. And what jobs there are, you've got to be able to take. I saw a tweet talking about there, you know, I saw someone tweeted, what was the tweet about no bad jobs, no good jobs, depending on your, what the heck was it?

I saw it. Not too long ago. Anyway, talking about there is there are no bad jobs, right? Oh, for the truly self-respecting, there is no bad job. Just jobs. True. There are jobs that you'd prefer to do and jobs that you'd prefer not to do. However, for money, feed the family, feed yourself, instead of taking money from the government, which we know we have, what, 40, 50 million people.

It's unbelievable getting help from the government. And I don't know. It's tough to blame them with not being able to get it. It's tough to blame them. It's there and their advert to the government, which I'm against is advertising. But then you have the McDonald's workers planning on the biggest ever protest

because they want the fight for $15. And they're going to gate crash the shareholder meeting. It's coming up on the 21st of this month and we're going to gate crash it. Okay. No problem. No problem. Because, you know, McDonald's is having the big struggle now,

and the CEO is looking to redesign the business model to address the customer decline. Go back, I've told you before, McDonald's. Go back to who you are. Quit trying to be who you're not. Okay. The kale fry isn't going to help you. Just want you to know that.

Good luck, though. But they're going to quit. crash and they're talking about they're demanding an end to poverty wages paid to its 420,000 member staff. Okay. Well, that's fine. Good luck. God bless.

Those poverty wages were not wages meant to live on. You flipping a burger or you asking me what I wanted the drive-through was not meant to be a job where you would provide for your family. It may assist in another job where you'd provide for your family if it's a second job or a third job, but not a main job. You standing in a window, how can I take your order? What would you like?

Would you like to try our new kale fry today? Sorry. It's not meant to be. Now you're not meant to support a family on that. And McDonald's is working on that for you. They're going to take care of it for you. you say they are. Is everyone going to get $15 an hour? Well, I would guess that the people still left working at McDonald's will probably get $15 an hour to make your fight for $15 movement look good.

And you can say, yeah, we got it. We got it. However, look at what else they're trying to do at McDonald's as they redesign their business model to address customer decline. Let's see what they're doing. They're creating, oh, I see computer kiosk at the counter. There, you can go in and punch in the exact order you want. And then it goes back to a new machines that they have that create the food without humans. So there's maybe, I don't know, 10 or 15 less people working there. So you got what you wanted. Fight for 15. You got what you wanted. Now, now what do you got? Now what do you got? You got money from the government is probably what you got.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. How are you? 188-9033-33. I am fantastic. Thank you for asking. Now, we could talk about deflategate, but why?

They're going to, you know, they're arguing over. We can't, you know, I got it. Okay, we've got to slap Tom Brady on the wrist. We've got to slam the Patriots on the wrist. We've got to figure out how we can do that without taking down a lot of the ratings and the money the TV people want. So the NFL will figure that out. We could talk about fight of the century last week and how now everybody's getting sued because they admitted that Pacio, he had a torn shoulder and he couldn't fight.

Yeah. First of all, why he admitted it, I have absolutely. no idea. But yeah, he was hurt. Guess what athletes do? Let's see. They play hurt. So that affects the outcome of the sporting event that they were playing in. Oh, no. I really think it was, I don't know why they reported it actually. I think it was, I think it was some kind of weird thing in their mind that they were going to blame the Nevada Sporting Commission because they wouldn't let Paco get the shot. And originally I read that they wouldn't let him get the shot because it was some mix up in the paperwork or something.

Whatever. It was stupid to do. But anyway, so go ahead and sue. That's what they're doing. They're suing saying they want their money back and the hype was just not worth it and everything. Guess what? The hype was worth it. It was the fight and you loved it.

And if you didn't know that his little shoulder wasn't hurting, you'd be fine. And if you knew his shoulder was hurting, you'd be rooting for him even more because you'd be saying, Oh, he's got his hurt shoulder, but he's still putting up a good fight. We've got to go for it. Uh-huh. Or we could talk about the robber who. Dominic Elfonseca, robbed a bank, posted the pictures of the video on his Instagram account, showing the note that he gave the teller at the branch.

I'm surprised he got arrested for that. The note was fantastic. At the end, he said, don't ring the alarm a minute after I have gone. make sure the money doesn't blow up on my way out. Hey, this is what he said. The man said, Alfonso said, hey, I did nothing wrong. I just asked. The teller could have said no.

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So we're coming up on June 1st. My daughter's birthday, by the way. And how do I know? Remember that birthday every year? Stu would say she's your daughter. Of course you would remember it. No, I wouldn't. But don't tell my wife that.

But I do remember my daughter's birthday because June 1st is the first day of hurricane season. Yes, I remember. I actually, my daughter was the first child I had that I took the day off from work. The rest of my kids, they were born. I went to work. Same day. I've got a job to do. You're boring, you're fine, everything's good.

Now I have to pay to feed you. Talk to you later. Catch you later. Okay? So I was pretty much ordered to take the day off that she was more. Of course, it was June 1st, hurricane season. I was living in Florida at the time. And, you know, first day of hurricane season is a big day in Florida.

So we broadcast, you know, everybody broadcast from their hurricane bunkers. And, you know, they show what they can do during hurricane season. So I did, however, call in to the show that I was producing and part of that morning to announce the birth and to, you know, talk a little bit of hurricane season. However, the new Atlantic hurricane names are out for 2015. Now, I wonder if Jeffie is finally on the list. Because I see Anna. I see Bill. Bill.

Claudette Danny Erica Oh Jay Do I have a J Fred Grace

Henry Ida Come on baby Give me Jeffie What J-O-A Q-U-I-N is not

J-E-F-F-Y Okay Sorry it's not It might be, maybe they spelled it wrong. Maybe they, maybe J-O-A-Q-U-I-N, maybe they spelled it wrong, and it really means you pronounce it, J-F-E-E-E-B-E-B-E-B-E-Rowns-E-Rose, boy, the names are really kind of, Mindy, Nicholas, Odette, Peter, Rose, Sam, Teresa

Victor Wanda Back to Anna 2015 Atlantic Hurricane Hurricane Names There you go Hurricane season just around the corner

Less than a month away Something to look forward to If you live in a state that isn't affected by hurricanes But really, you know, all states are affected by hurricanes Because once they make landfall Then they may cross their way through the United States and leave their path of destruction.

It may be less than what it was when it first landed, but their destruction still has a path. Follow the courses of all hurricanes, shall you? Now, before we left last hour, what we talked about, I was telling you about a super genius robbery suspect. Well, I mean, he's arrested now, Dominic Elfonseca, who robbed bank. and he gave the teller a note.

And, of course, he posted it on his Instagram account and posted pictures and the video on his Instagram account. Anyways, I can't figure out how he got arrested. But the note is fantastic. And it starts out on the fold half of it. It's chapel, C-H-A-P-O-L, with a sideways smiley face. and then it's folded and then on the bottom half of the fold it says

I need 150,000 bonds right now. Please, police take two to four minutes to get here. I would appreciate if you ring the alarm a minute after I am gone. Make sure the money

doesn't blow up on my way out. And his comment is look, I didn't knew anything wrong. I just asked the teller could have said no. Right. Okay. No problem. And asking for bonds, I mean, apparently the video

is showing the teller gave them cash, but you should have gave them bonds. And then that would have been, you know, I don't know, they'd never mature. But there are some stupid thieves. And when I was reading that, then I I was reminded of the Alaska thief who tried to sell the, frozen pizzas to the police officers.

What an idiot. And of course, the California burglar that broke in and made himself some tater tots, took a nap on the couch. Big surprise, he got busted too. Oh, so sad. And a tremendous idea on Twitter that I love. And I'll bet you that McDonald's, I hope they thought of it. And if they haven't, you have made them a huge money find with your idea. Because I read it and I went, oh, my gosh, that is a tremendous idea for McDonald's.

While they're talking about, you know, the fight for 15, which is really, you know, the fight for unemployment and the fight for automation, that's what it should be, as I read on Twitter. but another Twitter post This is the million dollar idea for McDonald's. The McDi app Pre-order on your way in Pick it up with the drive-thru Charge it to the PayPal Gone

Love it Here's your order number After you order it on the app Your order number is A, B-2-2-2-pull up to the window I'm A-B-2-2-2-Scan Boop my order at the window, I'm good. That is fantastic.

I love that. And on top of which, you only need one person at $15 an hour just to kind of oversee that app. And the rest of the people can be home on unemployment. Saying how bad life is because McDonald's automated their job. McDonald's automated their job that should have been $15 an hour but really isn't $15 an hour job,

but we would just want it $15 an hour because that's the way it goes, okay? And we can't wait until we can retire as we're getting government money now and we want to get more government money because we can get on Social Security and it'll be wonderful. Uh-huh.

Well, I just read a story not too long ago that the Social Security Administration they project that the trust funds will be depleted by 2003. And everybody says, well, 2013, by then it'll be fixed. That's an optimistic forecast and not really an optimistic forecast because it's a lot worse than that. Okay?

It's going to be broke real soon. So good luck with that. The optimistic forecast from the Social Security Administration, 233. Don't forget it's 2015 right now. Okay? And now the researchers are saying, the actuarial forecasts have been consistently overstating the financial health of the programs trust funds since 2000. So for 15 years, they've been optimistic. I won't call it lying.

We'll say optimistic. So it's a lot worse than what they want you to believe. That's amazing. So this is amazing. Amazing. And at the same time, government employees, like the Veterans Employee,

the Veterans Administration Affairs employee. He only stole 150,000. That's it. That's it. He managed one of the department's retail stores. The Veteran Affairs employee, a Veterans Affairs, retail store.

Managed in Ann Arbor, Michigan, it's just $150,000. And what do you do with $150,000 when you work for the Veterans Affairs office in Ann Arbor, Michigan? And it's a, you know, it's a retail store. People come in and out, and you figure it out, and you think to yourself, well, I need some money. You need some money to hang out and have a good time.

You know, maybe feed my family, maybe buy a new house, maybe buy a new car, to drive back and forth to work. Nope. I need $150,000 to spend on strippers and prostitutes. Oh, yeah. Yep. Listen, I work for the government. It's free money.

I want strippers and hookers. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-33-33-93 is the phone. number. Okay. So I'm looking at a list here that is fascinating. Top concerts and festivals by substance. How do you think of chili cookoff? Summerfest. Clastonbury. What substance would you think is most prevalent at those get-togethers? If you said alcohol, ding, ding, ding,

ding ding, ding, you would be right. Now, this is an easy one as well. Marley Fest, Camp Bisco, Bonarue, those three events. What would you say? Yeah, see, marijuana, pot. You knew those three were easy. Hello. Marley Fest, come on, stop.

That should be 100%. It's only 82%. You go to Marley Fest and you don't smoke dope? Right. So the electric daisy Carnival, the Ultra Music Festival, and Camp Bisco again. Camp Bisco had 25% of people using

marijuana, and they have 21% of the people doing MDMA, doing a little ecstasy. Yeah. Man, that's a place to be, Camp Bisco. You know, party in Camp Bisco. I've never been there. You've got to find out what Camp Bisco is. Hold on. We're going to find

that out right now. We're going to look it up on the Internet, on the World Wide Web. and find out exactly what Camp Bisco is. Camp Bisco.com. Join our team of fan-fueled scramed. There we go. Camp Bisco, Pennsylvania, concert venue. It's just a concert venue place. It's a big summer party they have. Eh.

This is another woodstock. Burning Man, Bonarue, Camp Bisco again. Camp Bisco is a place to be. Camp Bisco, Burning Man. Not a lot of people, not a lot of people, 2.8% at Camp Bisco, 5.9% at Bonaroo and 7.4%, 7.42% at Burning Man, mushrooms. Doing some shrooms at Burning Man. You know, feeling good. Just kind of hanging in the desert, you know. Just thought I'd ride my bike from place to place. catch the big fire off to the side tonight just waiting for the final day, you know, to catch burning, catch the man burning.

It's hanging out in the desert. Where would you guess you'd smoke a little crack? Why do you take this? Come to these places smoking crack. The Glastonbury Festival, Bonarue and Burning Man, smoking a little crack out there. Only, oh, a small amount though,

3.8%. 3.85, Bonarue, 373, glass of 3%. It's small, small. Not even 4% of the people are smoking rock at this. Do a little LSD? Yeah, let's do some. Come on.

The Ultra Music Festival, Camp Bisco, man, Camp Bisco is the place to be. And Burning Man, Burning Man is the place to be too. If you have an opportunity to check out Burning Man, I do want to go there. It would be fun to be a part of it just for a week If you don't know what it is

I think their website is actually Burning Man.com I'll put a link to it up at my Twitter site and on my Facebook page but I followed it last This guy who created it is a genius and it's a really good idea.

Now some would say but Jeff they're worshipping the devil and hedonism and it's free love and sex Yeah, what's your point? It's in the middle of the desert.

He's got it set out in, if you see how he sets it up in the desert, from the middle to circles and roads. And I mean, they have a, I forget how big it is. It's really big. And they come out there and set it up, and people come in, and it's an organized kind of free-for-all, and they have the shops, and they have the markets, and you can go from place to place.

It's really, really an ingenious idea. Now, you know, riding around on your bike naked, doing a little LSD, a little acid tripping, a burning man, might be a little much. Cocaine? Where would you do a lot of cocaine? Anywhere, some would say. But at Coachella, Mad Decent Block Party and Lalapalooza are the top percentages of cocaine. almost 13% at Coachella, 12% at Mad Decent, Mad Decent Block Party,

and Lalapalooza, almost 11%. Opioids, Block Party, Lallapalooza, Holy Ship. Pills, oh my gosh, pills, the Electric Daisy Carnival, Tomorrowland, and Lallooza. They're even less than 1% at these events. Nobody admitted it. The pills are just a party. of the, they don't even count anymore.

All these people say, well, they've the drugs you do. Oh, well, the pills I do, they don't count. They don't count. Mescalin. People do mescaline? It's still around? Mescaline, Burning Man, less than 1%. Camp Bisco, less than 1%.

Electric Daisy Carnival, less than 1%. General drug terms, according to this. According to top concerts and festivals by substance. General drug terms. Camp Bisco, almost 15%. Tomorrow, like, almost 15%. Burning man. Just 9%.

General drug terms, burning man. That's because everybody speaks it, man. We don't need to talk about it, okay. But these don't even mention where people, you know, adults go. You think adults don't do drugs? I mean, what would you do at Disney?

I should say, what have you done at Disney? Not what would you? What have you done at Disney? You go to six flags. Would you do the LSD at six flags? You'd do some tripping at six flags, doing some acid. There's no doubt about that. And my favorite, the Bar Gatorland?

Oh, man. Oh, oh. I don't know what drug I'd have to do there, but to make it better than it is already. Boy, that's a tough call. And then you have to smoke pot it in Hershey, Pennsylvania, right? Heck yeah. We're going to Hershey, smoke a bowl, bag of kisses.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. How are you? I'm sorry. I was just perusing some articles. We've got some great stuff on the future to talk about.

I have so many emails from, well, Aaron, you remember Aaron Hernandez, who does the a Walking Dead podcast with me during the season of Walking Dead, which we have to wait until, you know, 2033 for the next season of Walking Dead to come up. But he sends me emails every week on tech articles that are out. And I love them. And I try to get, and I never get too enough of them to make him happy. And he's pissed at me. And he, every week, he's do you want me to tell me those emails?

Yes. Okay. And Brandy, who works on the show, takes care of the podcast, answer the phones. She does the same thing. I asked once, hey, send me all the tech articles you can find. I love them to send them every week. Is they love you to send you the tech articles? Yes, okay.

I'll get to them, I promise. So today, I'm going to go through. We're going to go through a bunch of headlines. I've got tech stuff, and some of them are really fascinating. Like one, I'm surprised that is such a big surprise to people. They're talking about this. This is the headline. Okay.

Tracking kids via microchip can't be far off, says expert. This is a quote from Jeff Fisher. Hey, expert, really, you think? How long have we been, you know, how long have we said, look, we put the microchips and dogs. Even when babies are born, we put the bracelet on the babies in the hospital, right? So, I mean, that's their new security plan or at least fairly new, a number of years, maybe 10 years, where they put the bracelet on the baby so that

it matches the mom and it can't, you know, if it goes out past the door with the wrong bracelet connected to it, alarms are supposed to sound so that babies don't get stolen. And we all think, oh, that's a great idea. It's all for your safety. So, of course, you know, now the great experts microchipping children can't be far off thank you Mr. expert one of the things that I found fascinating

about this article though is it did talk about how people want to do it and they're ready to do it because their children are you know they want their children to be able to run and play and go crazy but they also want them to be safe and one way to be safe is

put a chip in them. But they don't have the technology in place yet to GPS to track the humans, which I can't believe is that hard to be off. I mean, we could put those tracking systems into every camera we have around the world. Those should be part of the new cameras we're putting up every single day. Because you know it's coming and you might as well be prepared for it. Are you going to be able to stop it? I don't think so.

No. And then I saw an article where it talked about the great Chris Christie, who may be running for president of the United States, but he is killing his chances, man. I don't think he wants to because the headline. Global warming is real. Thanks, Chris. Appreciate it.

Good luck. God bless. I know you've been hanging out at the dinner table with Barack and Michelle. You know, after you guys tongue kissed each other, after the storm, the big storm in New Jersey, and Barack took care of you, and you won the election for him. You swayed the election for him after the big ton kiss and the throwing of the football and the fun on the boardwalk. You guys are just bud, buds. So take a hike, okay? Take a hike. And I know that, you know, I try to stay away from some of the politics on the show because it's

just what we cover so much of it during the week on the Glenn Beck program and I'm Pat and Stu. and I know Jay, you know, delves into it, and Buck for sure delves into it. And I can't take much of it. I watch so much of it. And most of it, I just, I want to believe them. I want to believe them. But most of them, I don't. And who's on the line?

Mac, you said his name was? Bradley. Bradley, Mac, same thing. wanted uh wanted uh has on the phone wanted to talk to me a little bit about rad paul what's up hey uh the the main reason i'm calling is just because i was hoping to make someone aware if they didn't hear it um but uh on another radio show that comes on later in the week um the host was talking about uh david bidder's probe into how congress got obamacare subsidies And apparently there was some kind of panel that he had to get an approval from.

And Rand Paul voted against him getting that approval. Yeah, he voted with Mitch McConnell and they hit it down. They pushed it down, which shoved it down. That's correct. And they're investigating that now because what they're saying is that it was, thank you, Bradley. See, and that's what I mean. See, I appreciate it, Bradley, very much.

Thanks for listening to the Blaze Radio Network on the Jeff Fisher show. So it gets delved into so deep, and I just kind of feel like, you know, you and I together need more. It's not you, it's me, that we need more. Because, you know, could I delve into Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell and the Obamacare subsidies and how they falsified paperwork and how they said that there was only, I think, 40-some employees that were going to get the subsidies, but the way it was written, It could mean as many as the possible. So all of Congress and the albert's at the subsidies,

and it's just, you know, and we've got to investigate. We don't know who exactly did the, who falsified the paperwork, but we need to have an investigation to find out where this all came from person to person to person and backdraft it who actually came up with it. Is it going to go anywhere? Do you honestly believe we're going to go anywhere? No. And if it does, it's going to be, you know,

some senators aid filled it out and they signed it and said, yep, that's right, and didn't read it. I signed 85 things a day. And it was put in front of me and I signed it. And I was told that it was for Obamacare subsidies and it was for the right thing to do. And then once it got there and everything was passed, I realized, oh crap, my aide, who no longer works with us, by the way, and is back home in Virginia, working at a McDonald's, hoping to get $15 an hour. It was going to be crashing the McDonald's party.

But now, but then he worked for me, is said, hey, this is for the subsidies, and everyone's on the list and we're good to go, and I signed it. And they'll, you know, are we going to find, you know, do I hope that they find out what happened? And do I hope that it was illegal and something happens from it? Absolutely. Do I think it's going, no.

I think it's more bogged down stuff. I think this is a perfect example of. of why there is a slight problem, a little, why we have that little uneasy feeling about Rand Paul. Because, you know, you want to like Rand. I like a lot of the things he talks about, but his dealings with Mitch McConnell and his other dealings in the Senate, I mean, that's why he's a politician. And I think instead of being a libertarian and a people first, he's a politician and then the libertarian. And there's a big difference.

So just keep your eyes open. The election is 100 years from now. Campaigning is just underway. More and more people are going to come on board. And we find out that Lindsey Graham may come on board, the 1st of June. If you'd like to talk a little politics, that'll be great. Chris Christie is still deciding. Jeb Bush is still deciding.

We did read an article, a letter sent to Virginia people, written by his mother, or claimed to be written by his mother, saying how Jeb needed your money. And he was a man of the people. and you can come and visit me and say hello for $25. And so Jeb's out there just raising money for his Super Pack, baby. Got to get the big bucks into the Super Pack before he makes the announcement. Once he makes the announcement, then he has to take only so many donations and everything's got to be all above board.

But right now, the man of the people, man of the people, can put that money in that super pack. And that is why I don't talk politics. Because it drives me insane is why. I know so many people are into it, but I can't do it. I can't. I can't do it. All right.

So let's make Aaron and Brandy happy, shall we? And it's a good thing when Aaron and Brandy are happy. Because then I'm happy and they're happy. And I've got, look, let's see what I brought up. I've got one. Hold on. Why is my mouse? There you go.

My mouse needs to work on this future stuff. I can't even bring up an email. What the heck? It's not right in the world. Okay? So I got one, two, three, four, five emails that I have open here with tech articles. And I'm just going to go down the headlines. And let's talk.

Let's see what's on these tech articles that they've sent me. And we'll see. The universe might be a hologram. Fascinating. The universe might be a hologram. Now, I read that, and I think I don't even want to read the stupid article because I get it. How many times? You go back to the drug-filled concert days, and, you know, you smoke a bowl,

or you sit down and you smoke a joint, and you're doing LSD, or whatever you're doing, and you want to talk about, you know, I was just thinking the world might be a hologram, dude. You know that? The world could be just like, maybe we're on like a CD. What we're doing right now is just someone making us do this. this on a game disc and someone is just making the world like the way they want and we're inside that world and you know that we're just part of the game so whatever happened we don't really decide we don't really get to decide you know what we do we do it just appears that we do

because we're inside the game yeah okay I know the universe might be a hologram I got it First driving big rig hits the road. They're out there, man. We already saw the big one, you know, Mercedes, the Daimler one, fantastic. They look great. That's coming faster than you think, the self-driving cars. I'm telling you, and it's all going to be for your safety. New military Googles combined night vision and thermal energy.

That's great. Those are mess. Those goggles are, I said Googles. Those goggles, they're not Googles? No, they're goggles, Jeff. Why? They should be Googles. They are Googles.

goggles, but anyway. The, remember we talked about the scientists in California shooting the stuff into their eyeballs to give them night vision. So it doesn't surprise me that Google's goggles are

combining night vision with thermal energy. I mean, that's going to be, that's the next big thing. Right? Right. Ultra accurate GPS. We don't have that now. Of course we have the ultra accurate GPS. You think they can't find you? Have you not watched a police show in the last 10 years? And it's all for your safety.

Virtual reality theme park. I might watch that. I might want to see the virtual reality. Virtual reality is going to be amazing. I don't even want to try it. I don't. I don't want to try it. But Jeff, you know it's going to be fun, right?

Yes, I do. And that's why I don't want to try it. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. Is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-3033 is the phone number.

Mike Opelka, pure Opelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. Where today you may have, I can't promise anything, but you might have a chance to win a stunt brain yellow sharpie highlighter. So good luck with that. Now we're back to the second part of our broadcast where the segment is

Let's Make Aaron and Brandy Happy. Where we talk about tech articles that they've sent me that I haven't talked about. And so we go down the list on this email, crash-proof motorcycle. Some would say the only crash-proof motorcycle is one that doesn't drive. Samsung's new virtual, everybody is coming out with their new virtual reality. I'm telling you, if I can't slap on a virtual reality goggles, because once I do, I'm gone. What happened to Jeff? I don't know.

He's been in that room for 18 years. I would never come up. So I can't. I just can't. I know, I know, I know I can't. NASA may have accidentally discovered warp drive. Fascinating story, that is. And they were working on something else, and now they think they've discovered this.

They haven't quite mastered it yet. They're just think they're close with what they, they screwed up on something and then they realized, hey, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. We might be able to use that for that. That's a pretty good idea, Bill. Let's try that. And so if that happens, we are traveling in space, baby.

Yeah. And I know that we're already, you know, they're already talking about space tourism and shooting us out there, baby. So, I mean, that'll be fun. I'm willing to do that. I am willing to do that. No question. And we had Elon come out with this, you know, with the solar power batteries, the batteries that you can hang on your walls in your garage, the big ones. I mean, it's, I can't wait until we're all just one power.

We're feeding power. Oh, my gosh. He was right. Everything does create energy and power. We just have to find a way to get off it. Really? Thank you. Can't wait. Thanks. That'll be on the new Star Wars. That'll be on the new Star Wars. And so much more. That could be a new segment on the show right now. Make Aaron and Brandy happy with their tech article emails.

Thanks for being here. Appreciate it. Good to see you. Anybody, look, has anybody told you you you look great today? No. Well, that's a mistake because you do. You look fantastic. You, you aren't going to wear that all day, though, are you? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.