Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Recalls, Naked Parties and Tattoos 9/20/14

Episode Date: September 20, 2014

Jeffy's car gets recalled and contemplates getting a tattoo. Jeff covers the latest on the controversy with the NFL, naked parties and the age old question of "Should I eat a Giant Chinese Salamander?".Plus a new dose of Twitter BlastAll this and more on Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on TheBlaze Radio Network.Follow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Yeah, baby. Welcome to it. Good to see you. Welcome to it. Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Happy, happy day. Got this in my email this morning.

I'm excited. iPhone 6, 6 Plus Redemption, available. Congratulations. As being one of our valued readers, you are eligible to receive your iPhone 6 or 6 plus that was released just hours ago. Available storage all the way up to 128 gigabytes. I could get gold, space gray, or silver. All I have to do to confirm this order is simply submit my email address and contact information below. Huh. Yeah.

So I got that going for me. I don't have this going for me, though. I got this in the mail just the other day. And at first I thought, wait a second. Come on. Dear Jeffrey Fisher, this notice is sent to you in accordance with the National Traffic and Motor Vehicle Safety Act. General Motors has decided that a defect which relates to the motor vehicle safety exists in your model. Oh no.

Oh no. As a result, GM is conducting a safety recall. Safety recall, recall, recall, recall. We apologize for this inconvenience. However, we're concerned about your safety and continued satisfaction with our products. Are you? Now, you say to yourself, geez, I wonder what could be wrong with the car.

We'll wonder what could be wrong with the automobile. Because, I mean, a lot of stuff could be happening with cars because of recalls, right? Just never know. Plus, they sent me a doc. They sent me another page that's a supplement to my owner's manual. I need to replace this and put this into my owner's manual and replace it. The information is in addition to and or replaces information located under keys found in section 2 of your owner's manual. I'll be sure to put that in there.

This notice applies to my vehicle. Until the recall has been performed, it is very important that you remove all items from your key ring, leaving only the vehicle key. The key fob, if applicable, should also be removed from the key ring. I need to schedule an appointment with my GM dealer on or after October 1st. The recall repairs course will be performed at no charge. Thank you. If the key ring is carrying added weight and the vehicle goes off the road or experiences some other jarring event,

it may unintentionally move the key away from the run position. If this occurs, engine power, power steering, and power braking may be affected, increasing the risk of a crash. If the ignition switch is not in the run position, the airbags may not deploy if the vehicle is involved in a crash, increasing the risk of injury or fatality. I wanted you to know that I've driven this car.

I've driven this car all over the state of, all of this country, Florida, up the east coast, across the country, middle of the country. And now I'm worried. Now I'm worried. And I think to myself, no, wait a minute. Seriously. I've driven this car all over the country.

Nothing has happened. This car has been, it's got a dent in it. Yes, it was in an accident. This particular car was in an accident. Well, I mean, I'm calling it an accident. You want to know what it was? My wife, early on.

We were still living in Florida, so this car was in Florida at the time. Backs out of the driveway. Oh, darn, was that the front quarter panel I just backed into? Sorry. I'm not getting it fixed. I like having it there reminding me that she backed into it. Then I see this article the next day. Now I'm concerned.

GM expert says 19 deaths tied to faulty ignition switches. Holy crap. when it could actually happen. The death toll tied to faulty ignition switches and General Motor Small Cars has risen to 19. The number is likely to go higher. 125 death claims are there. They are under review looking for further documentation, of course.

So 19 is just what's been reported so far. GM has admitted to known about the ignition switch problem for more than a decade, yet it be... begin to recalling those switches in 2.6 million cars until earlier this year. Their attorney, Feinberg, has said GM has not limited the total amount he can pay. Some lawmakers have estimated the death toll at close to 100. Now, injury claims are up to 58. Feinberg, the attorney, also said he has received 320 claims for,

compensation due to injuries. You never know. It might go up to 321. Might go up to 321. 888-90333 is the phone number if you want to participate in the broadcast, which is this. Hello, the Jeff Fisher Show, Blaze Radio Network. So I come in and I look at the Blaze website, which is, you know, the Blaze.com. And, of course, the number one, big story, bombshell.

Bombshell report alleges major cover-up by the NFL Ravens in Ray Rife domestic. Come on. Really? Really? It's cover up. After interviewing more than 20 sources about a brutal domestic violence incident involving former star running back Ray Rice's ESPNs outside the lines, claims to have uncovered a pattern of misinformation and misdirection among the Baltimore Ravens organization and the NFL. Well, Roger spoke for, what, 45 minutes yesterday, the head of the NFL. In fact, the networks carried him instead of carrying President Obama.

I bet you he's happy about that. The networks are even turning on him now. It's great. I love it. Although Roger didn't say much. But, I mean, they're looking into it. It's the same speech he gives to the players. You saw the tweets about it.

people were kind of some of the insider NFL people were making fun of it but you got to you know they're working on it they're doing what they can it's bad they're you know they've got cases coming what appears to be coming out of the woodwork you have three or four cases strong cases and you know so it doesn't do any good for the NFL to have these new cases come out and so if you get in any kind of trouble in today's world for the next I don't know a year you're dead They're going to throw you to the wolves. So I would say, now for at least the next year, you need to keep your slate clean in the NFL.

Because no matter what you do, bye-bye, you're done. Have a nice day. So we'll see what happens. Of course, you know, the Ravens claim outside the lines article contains numerous errors, inaccuracies, false assumptions, and perhaps misunderstandings. And they say the Ravens will address all of these next week in Baltimore after their trip to Cleveland. Plains this weekend in Cleveland.

Boy, but that's going to be fun. And they're claiming that the attorney, Ray Rice's attorney, had the video, said it was horrible. Of course, well, he's Ray Rice's attorney, right? So, I mean, domestic abuse is horrible. and nobody wants to see it. See, yeah, even I fell back into it even after last week when I said I was sick of hearing it. I got it.

Nobody likes it, but we have to continue to say that we don't like it when we talk about it. However, then I read this story about the U.S. women's national team soccer player, Hope Solo, one of the best goalies ever. Shutout record. 73 games as the U.S. women's national team beat Mexico just last week, Thursday night.

Solo has been accused of the same crime, but continues to play for her pro soccer team and the national team as she awaits trial in November. Now, she pled not guilty, just like most of the people, except that, you know, Ray, of course, had the video, and he didn't plead not guilty. He just, you know, said, sorry it was the first time offensive. I didn't mean it. The wife said, yeah, Leave us alone. Pled guilty to two counts. Two counts. This is Hope Solo now.

She, U.S. women's national team, and her pro soccer team, is awaiting trial in November. Planned not guilty. Two counts, misdemeanor, domestic violence in an alleged assault of her half-sister and 17-year-old nephew last summer in Washington. Huh. Boy, we're hearing about that story all over the place, aren't we? They're dragging Hope off the field, saying she can't play anymore because she's awaiting trial. I know that she hasn't been found guilty of anything, but pull her off the team anyway. Nope.

The U.S. Soccer Director of Communications, we're aware that Hope is handling a personal situation at the moment. Right. They criticized the organization's decision to honor Solo's record last month. month. At the same time, she has an opportunity to set a significant record that speaks to her hard work and dedication over the years with the national team. While considering all factors involved, we believe that we should recognize that in a proper way. U.S. soccer doesn't have the same high profile as the NFL, right? Of course not. No, not even close. I get it. I get it. Women's soccer. You're thinking, what, there's a pro soccer women's team? And there's a professional soccer national

team? Okay. Where do they play at? Nobody knows. But, come on. Same thing. Domestic violence, professional athlete, female. Have we been hearing about it? No, we have not. No, we have not. Kind of sad. We're going to be all over the NFL high profile. When the NFL, if and when the big money starts pulling out, they are in trouble. They've got serious crisis management issues now. But they've got a lot of good guys in the league. All over, top to bottom. A lot of great people in the league. So they need to weed out the bad guys.

And they need to accentuate the positive. I think there was a song about that somewhere. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-90-33 is the number. Michael Pelka with Pureo Pelka coming up immediately following this broadcast at 8 a.m. Eastern. And then Kane and Cup. Will Kane, S.E. Cup. Do the broadcast out of the Blaze Radio Network Studios in New York.

Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, Joe Pags. There's no, you need to go no place else than the Blaze Radio. I mean, you know that by now, right? Okay. Quick smoking update. Yes, I'm not smoking still. It has not gotten any easier. Bite me.

I was told this week that I needed to give up the Sergeant Tamarisi talk on my broadcast. It's over. Nobody cares. Okay. All right. It's day 173, by the way, and I'm not giving it up. I'm not. Mexico?

Let the man go. Now, we're also going to be talking coming up in a few minutes to a gentleman by the name of Rob Chup. He is with a group. Shut down all ports. Yeah, shut down all ports. And they're going to be busy shutting down the border ports today. All across the country is a huge list. We're going to talk to him in a few minutes.

I want to find out how they're going to shut them down, what their goals are. I mean, it's amazing. I saw the headline. I'm like, we're going to shut the, we're bringing people down. It might get ugly today. It might get ugly. I hope not. I don't want it to get ugly, but it's possible.

Very possible that it does. You can also, you can tweet me at, you can tweet me. You can quote me on that. Jeffrey MRA and, of course, Facebook, Jeffrey Fisher. The person who runs everything here for the Blaze Radio during my show, Jose. Jose, Ozoria. Jose, could you say hello to the audience, please? Hello to the audience.

Hey, see how easy that is. Now, Jose, I just want to talk to you a little bit because I have a little issue. I just want to clear it up on the air so that you and I are clear with each other, okay? Okay. All right. Lately, I've been getting these emails. You too. Asking to join your LinkedIn account? Yes. No. And stop sending them to me. I am not saying it to you. What? I'm sorry? I am not the one sending it to you. It's not something that I've consciously done. I'll explain. Normally when you create it. a Gmail account and send an email to anyone, they automatically become, they automatically

are on your contacts list. I recently created an account on LinkedIn. That was bad. Yes. That was not a good thing to do. LinkedIn, I love you. We've gone over this several times on the big, on the actual radio show, Glenn Beck program, not this little piece of crap show.

But I love you, but stop sending me stuff. I was not aware that... Oh, you should listen. You should listen to the show. The moment I joined LinkedIn, every one on my contacts list was going to receive an email. If you click on one email, I've been fighting. I clicked on one email.

LinkedIn, ooh, I wonder what that is. Sure, I'll click on that. Dead. So I'm just want to let you know now. I know you can give me all the excuses you want and pretend that it's not you sending them to me. But no. Understood.

No. I'm not becoming... part of your professional network on LinkedIn. Gotcha. I'm not. Thank you. I got enough to worry about getting into LinkedIn. I got too many other accounts going on.

And LinkedIn, seriously, it's got to be cool. I know a lot of people who are in it. And like Jose said, he was signed up for it. He thought, okay, cool. This is kind of cool. Yeah, it is. It sounds great, and it's wonderful, and you can use it. And people use it all the time.

And they have millions of people that use it. And you put in your information, and you wheel and deal with each other and you find out who's who and what's what and everything's fine. It's beautiful. It works great. That's exactly what it's supposed to do. But if you're a human being that says, I wonder what that is, and you click on it and you go inside, you go, oh, LinkedIn, yeah, yeah, it's kind of cool. I should probably, now, you know what? No, I don't want to do that. It's just, it's too much. I don't need it. I'm not going to worry about it. It's just another thing I had worry about, you know what? No. It's too late by then. That's right. You've already clicked in and said,

hey, you're interested. That's it. Now, I will say that I think I adjusted the settings, keeping my fingers crossed. Okay, I believe that you've adjusted the settings. And I believe that now I will only get requests once every two weeks instead of once every two days. I believe that's what happens. Because I still get, it takes a long time to not respond. Control, alt, delete every email that comes with the LinkedIn thing. And it takes,

and they still come. But it gets fewer and fewer, fewer and fewer. And I'm pretty close to being down to just you. And maybe, I think there's a few more in there too. My apologies. My apology.

Thank you. Thank you. See how easy that is. All you had to do is just apologize from the beginning. I didn't need all the excuses. Didn't need all the excuses. 888-90-3-33 is the number that you can call to participate. We will be finding out what's going to happen was shut down the borders.

Are they going to shut them down today? Are they doing it peacefully is what I want to know? Are we just trying to make a stand? Are we trying to make a stand for a Tamarisi, who I'm sure, supposed to give up on. Supposed to just forget Sergeant Temerese. Andrew, it's been 173 days. Hey, nobody cares anymore.

Old news. Vice goes just got you down there, they'll give you up when they want to. We don't care anymore. Why do you care? That's a really, really, really good question. Why do I care? This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-9033-33 is the phone number. We will sometime during the broadcast today talk to you a little bit about shut down all the ports, shut down all the ports. Big protests going on today all across the country, all across our southern border.

And I'd like to find out exactly what the heck they hope to accomplish. I don't forget one of the things I failed to touch on a little bit when I mentioned Sergeant Tamarisi Day 173 in Mexico, which I'm supposed to forget now. The two retired gentlemen walking to the White House that want to meet with the president who believe that Sergeant Tamarisi needs to be set free, and the president needs to take care of this business right now. And that was great. they talked to Greta.

You know who she is. I need to explain who Greta is. I mean, Greta's kind of like Cher or Madonna. You know, you say Greta, you know who she is, right? Alan Brown and Lance Corporal Terry Sharp 100 miles from the White House as of Thursday. So they probably are pretty close, depending on... One guy walks with a cane, so they might not be as close as I think.

I'm not sure when they arrive. and the luck, what's the chances they meet with the president? What are the odds? What are the odds of that happening? Not sure? Me either. All right, let's, I don't know what I want to talk to you about.

Let's do a little Mercury 1 chat here. If you want to be, I should probably do this. I told them I'd give them a little love, and it was a lot of fun. Last year, G3, God, guns, and giving, was tremendous. Had a great time. the dinner, the speeches, and then the shooting, the clay shooting, and the shotgun shooting, and everything last year at Elm Fork was great here in Dallas.

So if you could be a part of it, that would be great. You can go to mercury1.org. However, there's a couple other things that we are doing this year that make it just a little bit different. You know that, of course, I mean, we need to readjust. educate ourselves, teach our families, communities, congregations. We lost touch. We were creating a museum. It's a journey.

Of course it's a journey. Through miracles and massacres. Hello, Glenn Beck. If you want the government to do less, like we all do, hello, do let, please do less. I guess, you know, I guess that means we have to do more, right? Okay, I got it. So the museum is going to be here at the studios in Los Kalinas. It's going to be tremendous.

Four moments of American history are going to be shown. The Pilgrims, pre-1800s, Civil War Westward expansion, the Great Wars, and the Modern Times, 1950 and onward. So go to Mercury 1.org, and there's going to, you know, David Barton's going to be giving tours. Glenn will be giving tours. personal curators will be giving tours, Pat and Stu, I guess we're going to give tours. Wait, my name's not on there. Why am I not giving it tours? You know what?

I'm just going to walk around. I'm just going to walk around and give like partial tours. Like, hey, look at that. That's pretty cool, huh? That's what I'm doing. So, you know, I might not have a specific tour, but I'm just going to walk around. So look for me. Okay.

Now, if you'd like to volunteer for any of that, because they need help, email questions at Mercury 1. Questions at Mercury 1.org. Q-U-E-S-T-I-O-N-S at Insignia, Mercury-1.org, M-E-R-C-U-R-Y-O-N-E dot org. And in the subject line put volunteer, so they know that, you know, they need to talk to you about volunteer at God, guns, and giving. And it'll be a lot of fun. Now, they've got all kinds of stuff you can volunteer for. Oh, my gosh, look at this list. I didn't even see this list yesterday.

I should probably look at everything I have in front of me. Miracles and Massacre at Museums. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. That's October 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th. God, guns, and giving. You got the Friday night. Dinner, speeches. Saturday.

You've got the shooting at Elm Fork Shooting Sports. All day Saturday on the 11th, Friday night, the 10th. So that'd be afternoon into the evening for the dinner and the speeches. And I believe they have some auctions going on of good stuff there at the dinner. It'll be great. So if you want to volunteer and help out with that, we would love to have you do that and be a part of it. Email questions at mercury1.org. Questions at mercury one.org with volunteer in the subject.

And then, you know, it's. If you don't want to volunteer, you just want to be, you know, part of taking the tours, you can do that too. Go to Mercury1.org and sign up to take the tours, okay? Yeah, you can do that. Love to have you. And I, you know what? Seriously, I am just going to walk around.

You can't keep me away. You can't. You cannot keep me away. I don't care what. Security can't keep me out. They might be able to keep you out, but they're not keeping me out. Okay. I've got a door pass.

You can't keep me out. So I'm, do you have a tattoo? Seriously, I have been arguing with myself for a whole years to get a tattoo. I don't have one yet. Yet.

My wife has been after me to maybe get one. You know, get one together. She's got one on her wrist. It's got all the kids' names. And she's got another tattoo. I can't tell you where that one is. And, you know,

They're nice. I like them. But she, you know, you get, the tattoos are like plastic surgery. You get one. You think, wow, that's pretty nice. I've got to get another one. There's a plastic surgery. I mean, you know, you get a tuck here, maybe get the eyes tighten a little bit, you

know, get the turkey neck taken off. And then you think, wow, that looks pretty good. And then pretty soon, and it doesn't take long in your cloud face. Boom. So you got to go easy. If you do it right, the ones that do it right, it looks great. You get a couple of tucks and stop.

You go, wow, that person looks great. Yeah. But another step, and they're headed down the road of Clown Face. You do not one. Thank you. Now, I was looking at this list of bad tattoos. Now, this is what frightened me about tattoos. Okay, the ones that need to go away, like they've got 20 tattoos here that need to go away.

And I'm looking at them going, why would you get them in the first place? the faulty compass where the east, west, north and south are wrong. Well, north is right. Why would you even put that on your back? It looks ugly. We're counting down the worst tattoos of all time. Number 19 is this person has Hervey Valichez on their leg. Okay.

Stop it. Stop it. and they've got the geometry neck. Now, this girl, I've seen her before, she shows off her tattoos quite frequently. And she is like half her body is tattooed, but I don't think it looks that bad for her

because she is right now, she is already down the road of she can't stop. She is not going to be able to stop until her entire body is tattooed. And then she'll probably have it burned off and do it again. That's how addicted she is. Number 17.

If you're listening to this broadcast, call me. Please, 1-888-903-33. If this person is listening to the show, I want to know what you were thinking. The Golden Girls, with the word stay gold under their faces, two faces each on the front of this person's thighs. So when you wear shorts and sit down and put your thighs together, you have all four golden girls. Please call me. I'd like to know what you were thinking. The tattoos look nice, but I still like to know what you're thinking.

Now, they have a person here that has, if you're going to follow a flow of tattoos, you might want to follow so that they all match, right? Do you want them to match? This particular person, you know, well, first of all, okay, he's got a beautiful dragon. Then he's got a little hello kitty face. And then across his stomach, he has thug life. I'm guessing he doesn't care that the tattoos don't flow. This person has a Darth Vader with flowers on the side of his face.

That can't be real. That can't be real. I'm sure if that's real, I'm sure he's the guy that you look at at the grocery store and go, holy crap, kids, you're never going to do that. You're never going to do that. Number 14 is the Coors. Now the title says Coors Light bottle opener. That's not a bottle opener.

That's a draft spicket. This guy's got his draft spicket. on his beer belly with the Coors Light logo on the handle so it looks like he's going to turn it and fill it for a beer which I'm guessing means that his beer belly is full of Coors Light beer. Number 30, you know what? So I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. And I don't know.

The joke would be that you want the hands coming out of your behind, right? So it looks like someone's trying to crawl out. but I don't know that, I don't know that'd be good. Now, there's plenty of people that have tattoos that have spelling wrong. You know, like, I'm awesome spelled wrong. Regret nothing spelled wrong. That's tremendous right on the forearm. Regret no hing.

Now, my favorite, my favorite is the guy who has the SWAT sticker on his chest. Yeah, it's got the SWAT sticker. It looks great, too. Nothing like the Nazi insignia on your chest. But apparently he's either reformed now and found the Lord, or he decided, you know, that probably isn't a good thing to have on my chest. So he's gone around the entire swastika with LOL. So he's got L-O into one side of each of the insignia.

So it looks like L-O-L. However, just let me say to him, you can still tell, okay, it's the Nazi insignia. You're never going to have that gone. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Howdy. Welcome to it.

So I talked to Rob Chup, one of the founders of Shutdown the Ports, shutdown the ports.com, yesterday. And a nice little conversation on the phone. I even text him yesterday, late afternoon, said, hey, talk to you tomorrow morning. And then Michael Pelka, whose broadcast comes up immediately following this broadcast, by the way, at 8 a.A.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network, sends me a link to a brand-new spanking story on theblaze.com. Just put out. It said it's been canceled.

Organizer nixes the border protest hours before it was supposed to start. So, hey, Rob, what are you? You can't come on and tell me? What the heck? I'd like to know why. Citing the threat of violence and suspicious activity on the group's Facebook page, Stacey Barth, one of the other founders, who I didn't talk to, by the way,

and we talked to Rob Chup. He was down in Texas. Cancelled at 5 a.m. this morning, your lives and the lives of our law enforcement are more important than any protest she wrote. Yeah, well, she had said earlier, one of the articles that they were concerned about that, and they wanted everyone to be respectful and kind and nice.

They just wanted to shut it down. And I thought, wow, that's pretty cool. But I also thought that. And she was saying, and so was Rob yesterday, don't engage. Let all this bad stuff happen if it happens. But don't engage. Well, okay. Okay, okay, okay.

They didn't know how many people were going to be there. they knew that they had planned on a couple thousand, but they had, if you go to their website, they had sites, I mean, that was up at shut down all ports.com, they had sites in Texas in like one, two, three, four, five, six or seven Texas locations, one, two, three, four, five, or six California locations, three or four in Arizona, three, a couple in New Mexico. So they really wanted to, really wanted to do it big. And now, uh-uh. Go to the blaze.com.

In fact, I'll just tweet that, Jeffie MRA, at Jeffie MRA. And you will see the story of the nixing of shutdown, all ports.com. All right. One more hour left of this fantastic broadcast. So much more to get to. 888, 9-0-303-33-93 if you'd like to participate. If not, lay down, stay under the covers. Sip your tea, listen to the broadcast,

and know that I'm right there with you. Michael Pelka coming up right after this broadcast. Will Kane, S.E. Cup, after that. And I see that S.E. Cup, how come I'm like the, am I the last person because I don't see her in New York? I'm going to know that she's, like, pregnant? I mean, because I don't see. I see some picture, some fashion picture of S.E. Cup, some, you know, top, I don't know.

Conservative, dressing, hot people in Washington, D.C., and she's pregnant. What the heck? The world has gone mad. S.E. C.C. C.C. Preg. And then Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, and Joe Pags, rounding out your Saturday on the Blaze Radio Network. So much more to come on this broadcast and shut down all ports. Rob, you couldn't even talk to me about it? Yeah, I got to tell you, Rob.

That's, especially after yesterday, you could have come on and said, hey, it's been canceled, Jeff. Sorry, I'm not talking to you. But to no avail. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Stable.

It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff. Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Oh my goodness. Welcome to it. How are you? Yes. Hi. You are you and thank you for being here. 888-9033.33 is the phone number if you want to participate. Ha-ha-ha to those of you tweeting at Jeffie. M.R.A. Your tattoo suggestions. Making me, you know, I'm not going to get M&Ms or an Elvis.

nod. Not going to do that. However, if you come up with a good idea and I like it, I may do it. So, you know, keep coming. Tattoo suggestions. Let's talk a little bit about a nanny state. Let's talk a little bit about what's going on in the country. Just a little bit.

Just a little bit. Because it's driving me insane. Kyle Bradford went through the lunch line at Weaverville Elementary is in California. He got a chicken burrito. But really the most important part of this story? He sat down. I wasn't really that hungry. Looked over.

His pal had a cheese sandwich. The pal said, eh, just don't feel like a cheese sandwich. That burrito doesn't look bad, though. Kyle said, hey, here. Have my burrito then. Take it. Tell you, I wasn't that hungry. I was just going to throw it away anyway.

You have it. Then the authorities hammer came down. No, you can't do that. The district has a strict policy. Students cannot share their lunches. It's to prevent kids from giving items to each other that they might be allergic to. Dear Trinity Elps Unified School District. This is how it used to work.

Tell me if it would still work in today's world. Hey, I got this chicken burrito. Is that a grilled cheese sandwich? Yeah. Would you like my chicken burrito? No, I can't. I'm allergic to stuff that's in there. Oh, okay, well, I'll just give it to someone else or throw it away.

Oh, my gosh. So, we have a policy that prohibits students from exchanging meals. District Superintendent told the television station, of course, if students are concerned about other students not having enough to eat, we would definitely want to consider that. But we didn't consider it here because of the safety and liability, we can't allow students to actually exchange meals. That's it. That is detention slip for student misconduct. Kyle came, this is the explanation of his, now if you were the superintendent, the principal, the head of the cafeteria, the vice principal, the teacher.

Writing this on a detention slip, is this what you signed up for when you wanted to teach children? Kyle came through the line and got lunch, and then while at the table gave it to another student. policy is no sharing food, which he is fully aware of. You bastard, Kyle. Let's go across the country to Georgia, shall we? The government. Yes, the government. The United States government.

Has what's called the Healthy Hunger Free Kids Act. The Healthy Hunger Free Kids Act. Government limits on calories and food sold to public school students have studied. special education and culinary programs at Marietta High School. Students at the school learned baking and business skills. They manned the cart. They sold coffee. They wheeled it around to teachers and students.

And they used special needs kids to do it, which got them involved in the teachers and the students throughout the entire school. But the muffins exceeded the 200 calorie limit placed on snacks sold in school grounds. It would into effect this year, but it was from the 2010 Federal Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act. Now, that act is wonderful because it limits sodium, sugar, and calories, and each food served at lunchtime. That's tremendous. Now, one of my favorite parts of this little story. There isn't very much of the story that is my favorite.

This is the last paragraph in the story from the blaze.com. Well, the healthy eating initiative has been pushed. by the Obama administration, some snacks sold in the White House a blow right past the 200-calorie limit. What? No. That cannot be possible because they're telling us how to eat and what we need to eat and what's good for us.

They would actually be doing the same thing, wouldn't they? Oh, no. No, they would not. In fact, some guy tweeted, White House vending machine sells a jumbo honey bun, 590 calories. 17 grams of saturated fat, 30 grams of sugar, buck 52 at the White House. Just push 154 on the numbers of your vending machine. Now, next to that, chocolate chip cookies in the bag. On the other side of the honey bunn is donuts.

Frost and sugar donuts. Come on, White House. This is just where our country is going. this letting you know where our country's going, that's all? I'm not making any judgments. Oh, wait. You know what? I am making judgments.

How about this? Now, I remember a couple of weeks ago, we talked about the lady in Port St. Lucie, Florida, who got in trouble because her son walked to a park, half a mile away, quarter mile away, however it was, walked to the park. And the cop kept saying that there were pedophiles and, you know, pissed, and he walked by a pool

and talked to somebody to the pool. They called the cops. They brought him home. and mom got arrested. And even, I'm remembering the story in my head now. And because I saw a update on that. The case has been, she's in jail forever. Oh, no, the case has been dropped.

Okay. So here in Texas, in Austin, Texas. Oh, I know the most liberal town in the state of Texas, town, city, whatever you want to call. received a visit from child protective services a family did in Austin. Yes, they did. Want to know why? Because this lady answered, Hello.

Hello. Yes? I found your son down the block by himself playing by the bus stop. That cannot happen. And police were called. Police were called. The kids were questioned. by police, by CPS?

What's that? Oh, yeah, we'll have to hear, we'll hear from her. What's her face from Point St. Louis? Because I want to hear what she had to say, because remember, this is just, this was in Florida. We do have the original audio of, and hopefully it tells you her name.

I've got to look it up while we're playing the audio. This is the lady, the mother in Port St. Lucy, Florida. I honestly didn't think I was doing anything wrong. I was letting them go play. Yeah? Hello? No kidding. I believe that I saw that where she is. No charges coming against Port St. Lucy, Mom. That's right. However, let me say this. Now, the police, in that case, I did read a little bit more on that case, and it's all coming back to me now. I did read a little bit more on that case. The reason perhaps there was a little bit farther along the lines of arresting and everything is that, and you say this, because it's a, excuse, right? You say, oh, well, there had to be something

more. Well, there was. Mom has had a couple of, you know, a couple of minor drug offenses. So, you know, not here, though. Not now, just in the past. This particular story in Austin, Texas, uh,

no. There was, as far as I know, it was, there was no past drug cases. My kids reported, this is the CPS came to the house. Because this kid was playing outside. Ask questions about drugs and alcohol, pornography, how often

they bathed, fighting in the home. Oh my gosh. Because this lady saw her kid playing alone at a nearby time. I brought your son home and I called the police because we can't have this. Not one little bit. We can't. We can't have your, we could not have your children playing out in the by themselves. They must be monitored. We must monitor what they eat, when they eat it, how much they eat it at all times. At all times. It is agonizing. Agonizing. And we're letting it happen.

We're letting it happen. I can't take it. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. So, Colorado weed industry starts an ad campaign, cautioning moderation.

That's special. That's special. Especially since cooking marijuana into hash oil has been causing disastrous fires across the country. But, hey, use it in moderation, okay? Be sure to do that. We want you to be sure to use it in moderation. All right. Michael Pelka has been tweeting.

His broadcast comes on immediately following this broadcast. He's trying to push me over the edge with this Ebola chat. Ebola is not here. It's not going to come here. It's impossible for it to get here. It's on some other continent. Another part of the globe can't come here. Don't be stupid.

Okay. Stop worrying about it. Severe respiratory virus is now sick in children in 16 states. Earlier this week, health officials might have said a dozen states saw confirmed cases of severe respiratory illnesses, but, uh-uh, we added four more. 16 is the total. That's right. The antivirus D-68. Stop it. I know what you're thinking.

You really like that antivirus D-69. No. It's an uncommon respiratory illness. It's unbelievable. Now, when you look at this, many have said, I don't know this to be true. I don't know this to be true. Many have said this particular illness started

when we started moving some of our aliens, the illegal ones, crossing the border illegally, and we started shipping them to different areas around the country, I don't know, maybe in these 16 states, and now we have a respiratory virus spreading through children and older people through these states. I don't think it can be related at all. I mean, it's impossible for it to be related, okay? Because it's impossible for it to be related.

It's like Ebola. It's over there. It's not coming here. It'll be stupid. We're not stupid enough to bring people with Ebola back into this country. and think that it's not going to become airborne, even though some reports have said that it already is. Don't be stupid.

It would be like, it'd be crazy. It'd be horrible if we were going to send, I don't know, some kind of medical people over to that other continent. Oh, wait, we are. Be crazy if we were going to send troops over. Oh, wait, we are. They must know something. They must know something that we don't know.

No, they can't know anything we don't know. can we? No. Anyway, you can listen to Mike. Right after this show. It gives you the Ebola updates every week. Don't be scared, though. Can't come here.

It's impossible. Ha, ha, ha, for those of you tweeting at Jeffrey MRA with my tattoo ideas, you're still making me kind of laugh. Some of my favorite tattoos that I'm looking at. I said, what got me into this, I'm looking at the, like, it's called the top 20 tattoos that you should get removed.

And I got me thinking that I've always kind of wanted a tattoo. I don't have one. That's one of the things I don't have is a tat. So, you know, maybe I get some, I need to mink. Well, I don't know what to get. You know, my wife's got one on her wrist with all the kids' names and so cute and everybody. Oh, so cute.

I'm not doing that. But this guy, number seven. He's got tats all over, but he's proud to show off his Walmart tat on each one of his fingers. So when he puts them in a fist, you see Wall Star, M-A-R-T, Walmart. That's a proud tat right there. I hope he works for him. Hope he works for him. And, of course, you got somebody with the scanner with the UPC code.

Okay. Just put the chip in, okay. Now, this guy, it cannot be real. It just can't be. It's possible. It's possible that it's real, but he's got like a blue line with a hello kitty on his forehead. If that's real, dude, stop it.

You're in trouble to do something with it. Okay, help yourself. This particular tattoo in the next picture, which is number four on the countdown of the tattoos get removed. this one is a woman who put the tattoos spelled wrong in Greek mythology. There's some Chinese letters and some Greek letters, but they all spell nothing. So, I mean, it's cute on the back of her neck, but it doesn't spell anything. So whatever you think it spells, it doesn't.

And then, of course, there's the ones that all spell wrong, like Heartbreaker, H-A-R-T-breaker. You're stuck with it, pal. Then you've got a young kid that's got the Grim Reaper, on his back and the words above the grim reaper are only god will judge me only judge is spelled j u g e only god will j u g me okay dude uh proves that you're on top of the world okay and the number one tattoo that should get removed everybody loves those letters on each finger of the Close your fist and you see on this guy, you're next. Now really it's spelled wrong too because it should be Y-O-U-Poshti-R-E next.

But I'm guessing when you see your next on that guy's fists, that's not quite the thing you're worried about is the spelling. You're just not. You're thinking about something else. So, okay, I want to tap. And the people on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA, I've been kind enough to give me some ideas like the little Elvis Bobblehead. It's the Eminem Elvis Bobblehead, which, no, not going to happen. Then there's, we had one that give me the inside joke, but of James K. Polk.

that would be a tremendous tattoo, don't you think? James K. Polk on your, you'd have to put it somewhere really cool. I mean, like really cool, like your thigh or the back of your calf. So everybody would see it. You don't want to hide something like that, like James K. Polk. Like, you don't want to hide like Hervey. The one person had Hervey Valich has right on the side of the bottom of their leg. So, I mean, you see that.

You want to see that a lot. Don't you? And you'd see all the tats if you started going to the new naked parties. Because according to this article, naked is the new black. We may have even talked about this before because now I see it everywhere, where everybody's having these naked parties. I don't think I'm up for that. I mean, it sounds fun and the jokes are abounding.

And it'd be, you know, But the next today, do me a favor today, wherever you go, whatever you do, wherever you go, picture everyone you see naked. Then say to yourself, do I want to party with them? Then think, maybe, just maybe, naked is not the new black. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to her. How are you?

If you want to participate, you can call if you want. That might talk to you. 888-90-3393. You don't need to go anywhere else, but Blaze Radio right here. Come on. You know that. El Pelca coming up is going to talk to you about Ebola and some other stuff he wants to talk to you about.

The only thing you care about is Ebola. So just know that, remember what he tells you how bad it's going to be, remember, but I thought the guy before him said that there's nothing to worry about. Exactly. That's all you need to think to yourself. Now, I'm wrong and he's right, but that's not the point. Then you have Cain and Cup, Chris El Sato, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, all today on the Blaze Radio Network. Then you got shows tomorrow. Come on. You got Bill Handel. You got David Barton, Hollywood 360 gun talk tomorrow. And then you're right back into regular, I mean, then you're right back into the, you know, the people that actually do the job.

Doc Thompson Skip LaColm, Glenn Beck Buck Sexton Jay Severin, Pat and Stu I mean look why do you listen to anything else? I don't know.

So and those of you still tweeting at Jeff EMRA giving me tattoo ideas you can do that and you can continue I'm telling you throughout the day today. This is your task from me.

I don't ask you to do much. I mean, I want you to do your own homework, just like everyone here on this network. But I don't ask you to, for activism much. This is something I'm concerned about. And I want you to go through today doing. And you can take it, you can do it all weekend if you want. But I specifically am asking for you to do it today.

Go through today. everywhere you go, everyone you see, picture them naked. Then think to yourself, do I want to be part of a naked party with them? Because I keep hearing the naked parties are the new black. Which is me, they're in vogue if you don't know what that means. It's a fashion term. In vogue, okay? So just naked parties.

And then I, these cannot be real, but they're funny. The article was introduce you to the stupidest people on the internet. I think they're just funny. I don't think that they're real. Like this one just found out my birthday is the same day as when I was born. Life is crazy, huh? I only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep, which means I won't get pregnant and makes me a virgin.

Hashtag smart. Did they come up with 911 as the police number after 9-11? Hashtag wondering. Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or nine? Can't be real, but it's funny. People are not this dumb. Why do women never take a DNA test to see if it's theirs?

Oh my God, I just read that China is 12 hours ahead of America. Why didn't they warn them about 9-11? That's such. 3 billion people die, China. Is it just me? Am I the only person who thinks Dwayne Johnson looks like the rock? Okay. I'm just saying it can't be real.

But it's funny. Twitter blast. Give you some headlines, get you through the weekend, get you through the week, let you know a little bit of what's going on. Plus, you know, you don't want to go in depth on too many stories. It's agonizing. The headline, Twitter, 140 characters, let's move on. This particular headline, Idiot.

Here's how Obama may have pretty much insured Scotland will break from the UK. Well, that was wrong. It wasn't. Although at the time, it felt like that was true because he is usually on the wrong. side of everything. Bush was bad. Obama's worst. Journalist decry increased government secretly. Really? Welcome

aboard. Welcome aboard. L.A. school district police. Hey, you know what? We're going to return the grenade launchers. But, you know, no.

I'm going to have to, I got to say no on the armored vehicle. We use that a lot. I can't let that happen. We're not going to We're not going to return everything. But hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The grenade launchers, yeah, you can have those back. Twitter blast, headlines.

Convicted murderer dares Judge to give him death penalty. He still claims he's innocent. Part of a gang. Tells the judge, hey, you know what? I pretty much, I dare you to give me the death penalty. If I'm the judge, I would have done it right then. Woman. California.

I have no idea how this dead body wound up in my trunk. How did it get here? Now, according to this lady, you know, thought she car smelled a little bad, but she wasn't so sure. Then she opened up the trunk after she went to a Walmart on her way to work at, oh my gosh, there's a body in my trunk.

How many times that happened to you? How many times? I mean, you can't count the times. You can't count the times. Speaking of Walmart, headline out of Mexico, Walmart, Mexico unit probed on complaints of cockfight. You take that headline with you as you go today, okay? And, of course, a few of my favorite tweets from the Ray Rice debacle with the NFL. We talked a little bit about this past week.

Some of the tweets were great. The story obviously is the story is obviously not great But the big companies are starting to Try to distance themselves from the horribleness of Domestic abuse I mean nobody wants to tell because that's just what we went back to you have to always say Hey, I know it's wrong Hey, it's horrible

Hey you should never hit a woman Hey it's bad But we're still going to talk about it I mean that's agonizing that we have to say that. However, Budweiser, we are disappointed and increasingly concerned by the recent incidents that have overshadowed this NFL season.

We are not yet satisfied with the league's handling of behaviors that are so clearly go against our own company culture and moral code. We have shared our concerns and expectations with the league. Arian Foster plays with the Houston Texans, L-O-L-O-K alcohol company. He went on a little bit of a rant the other day. People were giving him a hard time, and he was like, I'm sure everyone agrees 100% with their employers all the time, right?

Anytime it starts tinkering with their bottom line, then they act. Now they're concerned. Yeah, that's true. Somebody tweeted finally a big big. time company taking a public stance against and you ripped them, huh? Aryan says, you need a company to tell you domestic violence is wrong? He's right. He's right.

Isn't he? I guess so. I guess so. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. Oh, no. Oh, oh no. I saw, I'm looking for the story.

I saw a story from Sergeant Tamarisi's mom who said he's despondent in the Mexican jail. It's only been 173 days. He's been in prison for making a wrong turn. Why would anyone be despondent? But I go to two tweets back to back from CNN. The first one shows a lady getting a fever check, which is, according to the tweet, a symptom of Ebola, before being allowed in Liberia to report. on the outbreak.

My question is, do we check them on the way out? I don't care about going in. It's already there. There's already a problem. Who cares? It's going out. That's the, uh, then the next tweet, which is bad, I mean, horrible, horrible news.

Uh, Procter Gamble pulls out of the NFL breast cancer campaign. Holy crap. If we, oh my gosh, if we're, do you mean that the players are not going to have to wear pink shoes to prove that they don't like breast cancer? I mean, that's horrible. Look, here's another one that you have to do the disclaimer every time you talk about it. Breast cancer is horrible. We have all, including myself, been touched and horrified and shocked and saddened, surrounded, by the hopelessness of breast cancer.

Okay? Got it. They're doing miraculous things. Make it five years. You live. Love it. Let's go ahead and make it longer. Please.

But I can't take the pink shoes. I can't take it. Can't take the pink shoes. I can't take the pink little thing. I can't think this, pink that. I got it. So if that stops the NFL from doing that, thank you.

Thank you. I appreciate it. This might help for the naked parties. Federal government is developing a body mass index detector intended to be available to every American anywhere, anytime. Now, one of the assistant professors at the Department of Computer Science and Electrical Engineering in West Virginia University, I was out of front of business card.

I'm the assistant professor of the Department of Computer Science and Electrical Engineering at West Virginia University. his facial recognition BMI predictor could be used for online dating so an individual can know the state of health of people you might date. Nice. So you got a fat detector. You're not going to be fat. You can come by a naked party. And then someone said, but you're fat, Jeff.

That's different. It's my house. If you're coming to my party, if you're going to get an invitation to my naked party, it's the way it is. You can have your own naked parties. Have your own. That's what I'm telling you to do. I'm telling you, spend the weekend, walking around, looking at everybody thinking, I don't want to see that person naked.

Or think to yourself, well, okay, maybe. Just think, see everyone you see. Think what they look like naked. Just do that for me and then get back to me on that, okay? I still haven't seen a decent tat idea. I got spoons. of course spoons. You know, maybe.

Maybe. Maybe some kind of animal. I see somebody getting mad at me for the, okay, you don't want your kids? Why don't you want your kids as tattoos? Because my wife's already done it. Old news. Got to be something different, right?

Come on. Maybe we go all, maybe I just take the family and get matching tats for the family. When do you think about that? You know what they say? The family that tats together sticks together or something like that.

Right. I'm sure if that's what they say at all, but possible, I guess. So I'm looking at the story that talks about the best food from every state. And, you know, it's the usual stuff, you know, it's all kind of, whatever, rack of ribs in Missouri, huckleberry pie in Montana. I don't know that that's really grilled corn. on the cob in New England, shrimp cocktail, maple-infused waffles

in New Hampshire. Maple-infused waffles in New Hampshire sounds tremendous. Cincinnati is chilly, of course, Pennsylvania. Philly cheese steak, hello. Which is outstanding, by the way, between the fresh bread and the cheese

and the meat, tremendous. And there's several different places in Philadelphia in downtown that are outstanding. You know, you've got French fries in Delaware, keeline pie in Florida. I know that's the big thing, but really, that is not the best food you can eat in Florida. I'm not sure what it is offhand, but key lime pie,

I guess, you know, since you're known for it, they're good, they're good. But then you have the world's most controversial foods. Would you eat? And this is what the U.N., they're trying to get us to eat bugs and stuff because of food shortages. The UN has been trying to force bugs down us for years, and they'll continue to do so. But the Chinese giant salamander, would you eat it? It's a delicacy.

I don't think so. I don't think I want to do the giant salamander. In France, the European songbird is a delicacy. Okay. It's awful little. That's smaller than one of those little cornish hens. The giant ditch frog. Would you eat it?

From Dominica, I'm honest. No, the giant ditch frog. Dolphin. Oh, no, flipper. Dolphin. Dolphin does not look that good either. The gorilla. Oh, stop it.

Republic of the Congo. Eat gorillas. Oh, you get hungry enough. The long-beaked ECHI. Hidden E.C. H-I-D-N-A long-beaked from New Guinea

that just looks like a porcupine with the long nose I'm not eating that not going to eat that the Pangolian in China looks like a rat with some how we're not going to eat that the green sea turtle

are we eating green sea turtles really stop it you're not going to eat sea turtles and shark fin shark fin nope not going to eat that either not going to not going to

Now, have fun at your naked party. I'm losing my headset. So I'm talking to you here at the end of the show. Hopefully, I'll be able to hear what's going on. I'm going to say goodbye now. I can't hear. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.