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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Coming to a church near you soon.
The Church of England said it's launching a project
to explore whether to refer to God in a non-gendered way during worship.
The church says it's to reflect the fact that Christians have recognized since ancient times
that God is neither male nor female.
But as of right now,
it says it has absolutely no plans,
which means they do,
to cut or significantly change the liturgies.
My God.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
In a lawsuit filed Thursday,
our man is being sued again.
the family of Helena Hutchins,
who was killed on the set of rust in 2021.
The parents and sister alleged battery,
intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence
against Alec Baldwin,
and other producers and members of the production.
We have filed a lawsuit
today in Los Angeles County Superior Court
against Alec Baldwin
Producers of Rust and other
defendants who may have been responsible
for the tragic death of Helena Hutchins.
Those are the words
of Attorney Gloria Allred.
Are you kidding me, Gloria?
You're like a hundred years old.
Retire. Take it easy.
All right, you don't have to have your face on the news.
I don't have your mug out there.
It looks fine.
You spend a lot of money
and yourself, I got it.
But agonizing.
Agonizing.
We want accountability and justice
for them.
Do you?
How much is the
accountability cost, Gloria?
How much? How many
you made enough? Really? Come on now.
Oh, my gosh.
So, the lawsuit is the second
from the Hutchins family members.
Her husband and son
previously sued Alec.
and the film's producers in New Mexico.
Now, I thought that was over with, though, right?
As a part of that deal,
the Western will be completed with Matthew Hutchard
serving as executive producer.
Yeah, that's already been worked out, right?
That was settled.
Right, but I don't know how much money he got out of that.
There's still a string of civil and criminal litigation
for the accidental shooting.
Amazing that Gloria
represented the film's script supervisor
in her lawsuit against Alec
and others
connected to the Rust production. That case is still pending
and now she's got the Hutchins family
suing
Alec. You know it's fun
when I'm not doing it myself
and they're not sure where I'm going to go
which one is going to play?
It's awesome.
So I'm just saying
it's fun for me.
A little inside behind the scenes
of chewing the fat.
It's fun for me.
They never know if I'm going to say
Alec.
Or I'm going to say
Mr. Baldwin.
Ha!
Nothing.
Can't do anything with that.
Or I'm just going to say
Alec Baldwin.
And as the rules.
There are the rules.
I was an overwhelming response from you
at the email chewing the fat
at the blaze.com
letting me know that
the gunshots needed to stay.
At least through the trial.
So they will.
They will definitely.
least day. And I'm not opposed to him. So I think it's silly. I think that, you know, I don't think
that, uh, Alec should be charged in this. But, uh, you know, it's just whatever. We'll see.
I will say, uh, the trial will be fun. I hope they said this first, the first pretrial
hearings are coming up the end of this month. And, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, um, the, um, the, the,
Alec and...
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
That's what I get myself.
And...
And...
Nateras Reid
are going to be
video conference
and they're not going to be there.
You busy, Alec?
You're busy?
You got nothing going on?
You and the wife got 80 kids.
I'm sure the nanny
can take care of it for a little while.
You try to get out of there
as much as you can anyway.
How about you show up for your trial?
How about that?
How about that?
How about when they say,
my client, Alec Baldwin,
and you're sitting right there.
How about that?
But hey, that's just me.
I know.
So good luck, Gloria.
I'm sure that they'll get a settlement out of it.
That's exactly what he was talking about
in that stupid first interview that he did.
I'm talking about Mr. Baldwin now,
where he talked about, you know, insurance.
That's what they have insurance for.
Everybody will get their piece of the pie.
So can't wait for the trial, though.
It's going to be fun.
There's no way they can find.
like Baldwin.
Guilty though, right?
No way.
You know another thing that's no way
is they're never going to find
this
part of the
Chinese balloon
or they found it
and they're not going to tell us about it
because they claim
you remember the balloon they shot down
in the ocean that traveled
traversed all the way across the country
we knew it was coming
and we just watched
it go across the country. You remember. You remember
that silly thing. And the president
told him she was down and they said, hey, wait.
It's over land. We don't want it to
hit anything over land. Well, wait until we
get out of the ocean. And so
our commander-in-chief said,
okay, hey, whatever.
I got to go eat my pudding.
So you guys do whatever you're going to do.
Okay? So
the craft
after it was shot out of the
out of the air, the main
electronics payload is reportedly the size of a mid-sized plane.
But, you know, we just really haven't found that yet.
It's still in the ocean.
So, well, I mean, I don't want to have, I don't know, two boats out there to get it when it hit the water.
We don't have two boats.
The Navy's busy right now.
Now, officials claim the spy balloon was equipped with several antennas and solar panels
enough to indicate the presence of multiple intelligence collection systems,
likely including high-resolution photography and audio collection of both encrypted and public signals.
Huh.
Analysts observed the craft's trajectory.
Uh, yeah.
Hello.
We want to take a look of what was underneath along the entire route.
but I wouldn't want to shoot it down over Montana.
It's just unbelievable to me.
So we know now that the system, at least we're told,
that the system, the balloon system,
the balloon system.
We live in 1890.
What are we talking about?
So the balloon system is spy balloons
that have surveilled 40 countries.
40 countries
And they're trying to make me believe
According to these officials believe
The order did not come directly
From President Xi Jinping
Right
We know we're talking about China
Right
And Xi Jinping
He's the guy that's like the ruler
Forever now
That guy
That guy that doesn't let anything go
Yeah that guy
that guy that takes a tennis player
and shuts her off from the world
because she said something bad
that guy
that guy that takes
Jack Mod the billionaire
and shovels him off
and says you shut your mouth
a little re-education plan
until he comes back
and now they're taking more away from him
that guy
he didn't have anything to do with it
oh okay
sure sure
no problem
and darn the luck
man we tried we tried to recover what we sank from that balloon and we just can't we just can't darn the luck
i know i know i will say somebody sent me a a tweet which i found was yes i got a tweet amazing i know
at jeffy jfr you could do that too on twitter at jeffy jfr facebook and instagram is jeffisher radio and
i mean as long as i'm going down the list he might as well you can hit me up on cameo too
that's not free at Jeffrey JFR.
You know, YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
You can always email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
So I got a tweet and I don't know if the headline, it's a picture of a newspaper.
And the headline is under the Asia heading, China may be using C to hide its submarines.
And it was sent to me under the heading of clever bastards.
So even if that headline isn't real, we're going to have funny, really funny.
And if they are, in fact, using the sea to hide its submarines, they are pretty clever.
But I bet, I bet for sure that we don't know that it was under the direction of Xi Jinping.
We don't know that.
I'm sure that's not the case.
Ugh, agonizing.
Okay, just know.
as a recording time of this show.
All right.
Whatever,
whenever you're listening to it,
fine.
I know it's a podcast
and you can listen to it
at your leisure
whenever you listen to it.
But as I'm recording this show,
I'm looking at the television
and there's,
I'm looking at,
I guess that's Fox News.
There, of course,
you know, covering the Super Bowl,
Fox is, you know,
the mothership station
of the Super Bowl this year.
And so they've got to cover it.
You got to talk.
I mean, you've got to talk
to everybody.
You got to cover.
in-depth coverage of the Super Bowl.
I look up and they're talking to a guy that's nicknamed the Sod father.
And he goes by, he's the king of sod.
We're getting close to Super Bowl now, okay,
because they now are going to the guy.
We need Super Bowl people.
We need to talk to Super Bowl people.
We've got to cover it.
We've got to go in-depth.
Can we talk to the guy that makes the Saad?
Great idea.
Great idea.
Did he make the sod in Arizona?
I don't know, but he's known as the sod father.
Oh, man.
That's TV and radio production 101 right there, man.
Go deep.
Go deep when you've got to cover the stories.
Go deep.
I'll apologize right now.
Right now to you, the listener of Chewing the Fat.
I'm not going to interview the Sodfather.
But I would.
I like the idea of it.
I do, because I would like to know, actually,
what the difference is between what they use in the dome and outside of the dome,
and is there a difference, or is it the same thing?
Because I know Green Bay has the lights that roll over the sod,
you know, obviously when it's not being played on.
And that is supposed to, you know, that keeps it growing and thick.
Anyway, so I could talk to the sod father.
I'm not making fun of actually talking to the sod father.
making fun of, man, we are, we've reached,
we're at the depths of interviews now for the Super Bowl.
Because the big names, Fox News isn't getting the big names.
Sorry about that.
We've got to talk to the sidefather.
All right.
All right, that's just me.
That's, you know, that's just me.
You know, this morning, I've been filling in for Pat.
Most of the week he's been sick and in the hospital.
And I hope and I pray that he's coming home today.
But I was talking, Keith and I were in the,
in the hells of the show.
And we mentioned Doc Thompson,
and I realize it's been, you know, four years.
And I mentioned it on the show last week
that it was coming up on the anniversary of four years
of Doc Thompson of his death.
And then I got to thinking about Doc Thompson and I,
one of the things that there was a number of things
that we shared the hatred of.
But one of the things was,
is that he was working for a Clear Channel station,
I think in Ohio at the time.
and I was down in Florida, in Tampa.
And we both got in trouble about the same time.
Another clear channel hose goes after bicyclists.
And we, you know, he had to, he had to apologize and go on the air with the bicyclist
because I made a joke.
I made a joke.
I even said in the audio on the show that it was a joke immediately following the joke.
And on the air, when I interviewed the bicyclists,
they said, we know, Jeff.
We know it's a joke, but it's just not funny.
It's kind of funny.
Okay?
I'm angry at you.
All right?
I don't know that I actually told them that I raised my son, my oldest son,
when we're driving down the road.
When he was a little kid, he'd just roll down the window
and holler at the bicyclist on the sidewalk.
Get off the road!
Get out of the sidewalk!
That's awesome.
That's a good parenting tip right there.
Just have your kids holler at the bicyclists on the road.
It's awesome.
Then I find out that the city tells the bicyclists not to ride on the sidewalks.
Well, then why did we have to make the curbs rounded?
Each quarter, oh, those are for the handicapped people.
I mean, handicapped.
I mean, they're not even handicapped anymore.
They're people with needs, special needs, special needs.
And then, no, they're not special needs anymore either.
What are they?
they're
they're not handicapable,
they're not handicapped,
they're not special needs.
They're...
Shoot, what are they?
Well, you know what they are.
Anyway.
Anyway, okay?
I just want to...
I was thinking about that stupid bicycle story
with Doc Thompson,
and I forget what the information
was surrounding his episode,
but we were both in trouble with the,
you know, the bicycle people and Clear Channel
at the same time.
And then it brings back the bicycle story.
All it was was I talked about,
at that time I was driving,
that was my dad pickup truck,
my red pickup truck that I was driving.
And they used to ride on the road,
Gandy Boulevard, those of you from Tampa Bay,
they ran on Gandy Boulevard,
and along the entrance up to the Gandy Bridge,
the access Gandy Boulevard right there
by the 6.20 a.m. towers, the two towers there of 6.20 a.m.
There on Gandy Boulevard. And there's the dirt side there next to Tampa Bay.
Okay. Slowing down me trying to get to work, all I wanted to do was just a quick little
big to the right from my truck and have that mirror just kind of ding them off a little bit.
And now they would go driving into the Tampa Bay.
That's just a joke.
I'm not going to do it.
That's what I said again.
I'm just repeating what I said then.
I mean, I would never say that now.
And I would never do that.
I mean, no way.
Well, that's not the same.
It's still not funny, Jeff.
People take that serious.
Well, first of all, do they?
And second, no, I won't say the second.
Let's go to the break room.
All right, let's go to the breaker.
Let's do that.
I need something to drink desperately.
So Disney, you know them, you love them.
They said they're going to reorganize into three divisions, entertainment, ESPN, and parks, and experiences.
The head of either one of any of those divisions would be a good gig to have.
I'm just saying.
Now, they're going to slash 7,000 jobs from the workforce.
Now, that's like 5.5 billion in costs as well.
I don't think those 7,000 jobs are $5.5 billion, but they're going to.
look for ways to cut 5.5 billion in costs including 3 billion in content savings interesting
interesting i'm not sure where they're going to find the cuts on that and iger said that
the company is not considering a spinoff of ESPN that was the rumor i mean that's why they
said they were splitting up into three little families so that each family
be swept away
and if they were looking to
if some other companies were looking to
purchase see that's what that's why they were thinking about that
because they're saying that
Bezos is going to buy Washington
football team the commanders
the Redskins whatever you want to call
them and because they've had bids on the team
and Bezos apparently
is not one of the bids,
but I'm sure if Jeff walks in the hallway,
yeah, I'm here now.
That's his team.
Who's outbid in Bezos?
No one.
No one that wants it anyway.
So it's his team if he wants it.
And, you know, with the deal with the NFL,
I'm not sure how that works.
Although he's not technically CEO of Amazon.
He may have to leave the board.
I'm not sure how all that would work.
but interesting about Disney's different money-making ideas.
So their largest business segment,
media and entertainment distribution,
$14.78 billion in the quarter.
In the quarter.
How you doing?
How's your bank account looking?
I got three dimes.
I seriously have three dimes in my pocket.
Three dimes worth, well,
I'm told there were 10 cents each.
And the only reason I have three dimes in my pocket
is because I have two dimes
and I showed somebody that I have one dime in my pocket yesterday.
And they pulled out two dimes and gave it to me.
I tripled my money.
That was awesome.
I'm going to try that.
That's why I brought them with me today.
I'm hoping to whip out the three dimes.
Somebody would give me three more dimes.
I'll walk out of here with 60 cents this week.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Did I mention Disney's sales in the quarter was $14.78 billion.
$1. Incredible.
Now, they predicted, this is it, though, this is the problem.
They predicted $15.4 billion.
So, man, do they suck.
That's where they make their losses.
Well, it wasn't what we predicted.
We lost money.
No.
No.
No, you really didn't.
You just didn't make what you had predicted you were going to make.
Oh, man.
So direct to consumer.
sales, which include streaming
services as well as
international products, brought
in 5.3 billion.
That's
interesting.
I wonder what that is. And Disney Plus
ended the quarter
with 161.61.8 million
subscribers. That's just a little bit
more than chewing the fat has.
But I'm getting there.
It's climbing.
Climbing with that.
Climbing with that.
A decline from a three months ago.
Oh, yeah, people are cutting the cord.
Yeah, hello.
You're putting all your woke, I mean, so much woke stuff.
And look, I, you know, whatever.
Don't look at me.
I'm not judging.
Okay.
But there's a phrase I heard going around.
What is that phrase?
Woke, woke, woke, go woke, go broke.
That's it.
Yeah, they're going broke.
14.78 billion dollars in the media and entertainment distribution segment of their company.
So they had three months ago, they had 164.2 million subscribers.
So they got the big decline there.
So that's not good for them.
I'm looking good at that.
I mean, it's still 160 million subscribers, 160 plus million subscribers.
I know.
I got it.
But, you know, they start counting on that.
Disney's television networks
generated sales of $7.29 billion.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How's your bank account looking?
Well, analysts, average instrument.
Oh, yeah.
They were supposed to get $7.4 billion.
And, man, do they suck?
$7.29.
Content sales and licensing, a category that includes Disney's.
Okay, because that was up top.
Content sales and licensing,
a category that includes Disney films business
registered revenue at 2.46 billion.
That's lower than the analysts expected to.
And the theme parks and product sales business increased.
There you go.
$8.74 billion.
How are you doing?
How are things looking for you?
How are you looking?
A revenue last year was $7.23 billion.
So, I mean,
almost another billion.
Oof.
Yeah, more than a billion.
Holy cow.
Good for them.
Good for them.
So that's what's happening over there at Disney.
Did you know that Luke Skywalker is gay?
Did you know that?
I just thought about that.
I don't know what made me think of that.
I just saw an article that told me that Luke Skywalker is LGBTQ.
Now, they don't have LGBTQIA plus 2A, B,
But all I know is, according to Mark Hamill and the Star Wars community,
Luke Skywalker is gay.
Now, in the comic book, I'm told, I'm told.
I didn't read the comic book.
But in the comic book, the writer Sam Mags reported bounding into the comics
that he talked about how they updated,
well, there's a Star Wars fandom wukipedia.
I get it?
Oh, that kills me.
Anyway, they have updated its LGBT
Individuals page to include
Luke Skywalker
based on the short story from Sam Mag.
So, I mean, if it says it on Wukipedia,
you know it's got to be true.
Apparently, they claim in the story that they wrote,
he has feelings for another man.
Okay?
So if you have feelings for another man,
does that make you gay?
If you have romantic feelings for someone
and don't act on it,
I don't think that makes you gay.
But, I mean, it's good for Wikipedia
because they can put you under the old
LGBTQ plus IA2BT,
T, all of it.
You can go underneath all of it.
So,
uh,
just know the short story,
Luke on the bright side.
And he just felt.
Oh, he just felt romantic feelings towards a guy.
So Luke wasn't,
I mean,
Luke wasn't on the ship taking care of a little business
with his boyfriend.
Okay? He just had feelings
for a guy.
Is there nothing sacred?
Really?
Does everything have to be gay?
Everything?
Everything?
I'm asking.
I'm asking.
Does everything?
It does?
All right, I'll shut up.
Because I don't care.
I don't care.
Honestly, I don't.
But it just,
why is it?
have to be everything?
I just have to be everything.
I mean, Luke Skywalker.
All right.
That's, we couldn't, I haven't gone, and I apologize, I haven't gone to Wikipedia.
Get it?
Wikipedia on Star Wars?
Okay.
So I guess the story appeared in the stories of Jedi and Sith.
and the book according to this,
and I guess they're saying this is a bad thing,
ranged 9 to 12, age group 9 to 12.
Well, I mean, you can't have a feeling for a guy.
The 9 to 12 year old may think that it's, you know,
they're friends, right?
Anyway, according to the story,
he had romantic feelings expressed by Luke
towards the Sergeant Hollis
of the Alliance Special Forces.
I bet you he has a good uniform too.
He probably looks damn good.
minute.
All right.
I'm just going to stop now because I'm going to get deeper into this and I just, you know, fine.
What Luke's eye worker to be gay?
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How does a cauliflower sandwich sound?
Yum, yum, huh?
I know.
Well, it's a little bit better than just a cauliflower sandwich.
Chick-fil-A is testing a plant-forward entree.
The Atlanta-based restaurant chain said that they are going to be serving a cauliflower sandwich
in three markets starting next week.
And so if you live in Denver, that's in Colorado, by the way.
or Charleston, that's in South Carolina,
or Greensboro Triad area, that's in North Carolina.
You're going to be able to have a cauliflower sandwich.
Yum.
A yum.
It has made the same way.
It's prepared the same way.
Marinated, breaded with their signature seasoning, pressure cooked,
and served on a toasted buttery bun with two dill pickle chips.
If you prefer, I never get the pickles.
I'm not a big fan of the pickles.
But I'm just saying.
They claim in the story that it is nearly identical.
Now, it did look similar, I will say that.
The picture of it looked similar.
But pictures from restaurants, even Chick-fil-A, can be deceiving.
I've seen pictures of food on commercials that don't look like the burger I get.
But still just as good, darn it.
So chef, Stuart Tracy, said he was tasked.
I'm sorry, Stuart, yeah, he, a little misgender.
was tasked with coming up with a plant-based item for the Atlanta test kitchen.
After months and months of customer research and further development of other concepts,
I'd love to know what those other concepts were,
leveraging literally any vegetable under the sun,
we just kept coming back to cauliflower.
Okay, it's unique and it's really delicious.
Is it? Okay. All right. All right, no problem.
I will say that in the stats, I'm reading this story.
We talked about this a little bit on Pat this morning.
The director, I want this job, actually.
This is a good gig.
The director of menu and packaging for Chick-fil-A.
The director of menu and packaging for Chick-fil-A.
That is a good gig.
That's good.
Because all you do is find ways, make sure that everything fits in the bag right.
Smaller bags.
You just spend less money.
money, director of menu and packaging, make sure that the menus up behind the counters look
right, the words bump out, highlight, plus the menus online.
I'm sure she has to worry about all the online and the app stuff.
All those and that's be worth more money.
Probably she's worried if they're going to attack more business.
I've got to worry about the app now too.
And, you know, I have to be concerned about the straws and the catch-ups and the packaging.
Awesome.
That's a good job.
So Leslie, that's Lage.
She said that they will take customer feedback for several months.
I don't know why the director of menu and packaging,
although I guess she's director of menu, she's not.
I was thinking that she's concerned about what the letter stuff
will look like on the menu behind the counter where she's actually concerned
about the food we're eating and what it's trapped in.
So that's her job.
That's still a good gig.
A little bit harder than the one eye.
I had envisioned for old Leslie.
Anyway, they're going to take customer feedback for the next few months,
and then they'll make their decision about going nationwide.
I think you can almost guarantee, almost guarantee,
that if it's nearly identical and they can give you a little bit better,
And this is a way for,
we have the chicken shortages going on.
This is cheaper than chicken.
We'll have cauliflower shortages soon enough.
Most of that cauliflower is what?
In California,
they got no water.
I don't know if you know,
it takes water to grow vegetables.
Amazing.
So they're probably going to be a little shortage on cauliflower too soon.
Just count on that.
And they will make that a real thing.
Or it'll be available.
At summertime, it's cauliflower.
and it'll become around once a year or whatever.
Because they're still cooking it on the same stuff.
They said that, what was the line they used?
It was not, they weren't counting it as anything vegan or anything like that because,
while it's plant forward, they are, I'm sure, using it, cooking everything on the same thing.
And so it's not considered a vegetarian item.
It's not considered a vegetarian because they're just,
they're cooking it the same way as everything else except it's just cauliflower instead of chicken.
Is it going to be that much better for you to eat it?
Am I eating a cauliflower chick-fil-a sandwich?
I mean, if somebody buys it for me, I mean, if somebody buys it for me, I mean.
We have an update on the monkeys in Louisiana at Zusiana.
See what they did there?
I love these people.
They're just so fun.
So anyway, they had monkeys stolen.
They had 12 squirrel monkey stolen.
We talked about that because remember they tried to tie it in to the Dallas Zoo robbery.
And they arrested the guy for the Dallas Zoo robbery.
And he admitted to, I think he's admitted everything but the vulture, the vulture death.
We still don't know.
The vulture death was under, you know, conspicuous circumstance.
We don't know how the vulture died.
So the
Zusiana
monkeys, the 12 squirrel monkeys,
well, we don't know where they are.
But we're congratulating the police department because
they've worked so great they've arrested a guy.
Wait, what?
Wait, oh no.
Well, first of all, that
was not at Zuziana.
That was
the orangutan that was
speaking. All right.
And I forget where this orangutang was.
He was not, wasn't El Paso, although I was part of on the air live with Jeff Fisher Radio for the orangutan birth at El Paso, which is where I had the orangutan talking.
But this orangutan, and you can find out where it was, I don't remember, but this orangutan is actually speaking to us.
I think you understand what he's saying.
But I don't know that the squirrel monkeys at Zuziana know what that particular orangutan is saying.
However, I'm just saying they have made an arrest of an opalasis man.
Opalasas, Louisiana.
Good place to be from.
And they've booked Joseph Randall, 62.
He was booked with burglary and 12 counts of cruelty to animals.
Yet we don't have the monkeys.
We don't know where the squirrel monkeys are.
So did he kill him?
And he said, I killed him all?
Why would you steal 12 squirrel monkeys and just kill him?
It doesn't make any sense to me.
And if he hasn't killed him and you can't prove that he killed him,
how can you prove that he was cruel to him?
By stealing him, I guess.
I guess you just say your cruelty to monkeys,
you took him out of the zoo.
But, man, you got 12.
I mean, he might have killed him.
He might not have realized
once he got 12 squirrel monkeys home
just how much
You aren't lying
Holy crap, what did I get myself into?
I started naming
Each squirrel monkey, Alec Baldwin.
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All right, let's talk a little sports, shall we?
Don't go anywhere, all right?
I know, I know, I know, but it's Super Bowl.
I'm not going to talk at all about, you know,
just reminder, it's Super Bowl weekend.
For those of you listening live,
today is the 10th of February, 2023,
which means the big game is two days away.
And it's the Kansas City Chiefs taking on the Philadelphia Eagles.
And, you know, it's going to be, it'll be fun game to watch.
I mean, I'm actually excited for it,
but I'm bummed because football's over.
It means completely over.
And so, I mean, it's going to feel like forever
until we get football back college and NFL.
It's been, it was a fun year, actually.
It was a good year in football.
but there are some stories surrounding football
that are fascinating to me.
Like the Brian Kelly story,
he's the head coach of LSU.
Remember now?
He just left up and left Notre Dame.
I interviewed Brian once or twice
when he was the coach of Cincinnati
when they were in the Big East
because I was broadcasting USF football
at that time.
and part of my job was to interview the coaches
for the halftime and pregame shows.
So, I talk about it.
I mean, I'm sure he remembers me.
Absolutely.
I'm sure he remembers me.
Absolutely.
100%.
But he is in a big wild divorce story now.
And he says, oh, it's so sad.
Families breaking up.
I know.
I know.
But they're not breaking up.
Okay?
It just looks like they are.
A Baton Rouge TV station.
A report.
that Brian Kelly had filed for divorce from his wife of 28 years.
And you think that's probably true.
I mean, Brian seems like the kind of guy that he's made, he's got millions now.
And he's just, you know, he's out taking care of a little college business,
if you know what I'm saying.
But maybe it's the wife.
Maybe the wife is like Brian's never home.
All he cares about is football.
I'm tired of it.
I've been with him all this time.
And look at that college football player over there.
Ha, I love that cheerleader.
Come here and take care of a little Mrs.
Kelly. It could be. I don't know that. I don't know. But then the couple said that they were physically,
the claim was made on Monday. They said they're going to separate on Thursday. Then after the report,
all three of Kelly's children came out and said, that's incorrect. They're not getting a divorce.
So you think, well, maybe they didn't tell the kids. Well, then we find out that, and then so the TV station goes back and says,
well we've got the report right here okay back off me here's a report they filed for divorce all
right so then we find out that they decided well no we're going to get back together we've
we're not going to get a divorce and he posted a picture of uh of them just of them walking
together arm and arm fake news oh that's so sweet
So all I know is they decided that we're going to withdraw the divorce papers
And we're not going to get a divorce.
They've reconciled and we're good.
So maybe they were in a fight.
Maybe it's for real.
And who doesn't have a full set of divorce papers you can file laying around?
So or maybe they just decided it's going to be too much of a hassle to get a divorce within the news like this.
And Brian said, look.
Because I don't want to just say that it's his fault.
Okay.
And if it's his fault, maybe she said, okay, fine.
You know, go be with your college girl or go be with your football team.
Or maybe he said, look, I know I have not bet that attentive to you.
So go.
We'll still be married, but you could go and cheer with the cheerleaders.
Business.
Yeah.
Take care of a little.
L.A.
Business.
And she might have been past.
Who knows?
She might have been happy.
She might have had.
she might have had somebody that she was taking care of business with up in South Bend for at Notre Dame.
And now she's all pissed because she's had a year in Louisiana and like,
what was happening in South Bend?
I don't want to get the hell out of here.
We're divorcing.
So we'll see.
I don't know.
I'm just saying that's the story of the Brian Kelly divorce.
More at 11.
Now, it's interesting to me as well, as less than we're sticking to sports.
Brett Farb has now sued Shannon Sharpe.
and Pat McAfee.
I mean, I love Pat.
I watch Pat quite often.
I like his show.
Brett Farb is suing Sharp and McAfee for defamation.
Now, he's part of this.
Brett is in this big deal in Mississippi
with a fraud and welfare scheme that was going on.
And he claims you to know about it,
and there's texts that he does,
and everyone's with the governor,
and he's with the people.
And it's all over volleyball.
because his daughter was playing volleyball
and he was going to build a new volleyball court
in the sand somewhere.
I don't know.
I didn't read it all.
I got bored because it's just agonizing.
But it's millions of dollars.
And, you know, Brett,
and so everyone just kind of assumes that Brett is, you know, scamming.
Don't sue me, Brett.
I didn't say it.
I'm just saying everyone is assuming that, okay?
And so now we'll see what happens,
but it'll be interesting to see.
I know McAfee posted a tweet about it
with the eyes.
or something. It's going to, you know, good luck, Brett, proven that.
Because I don't think they've, I mean, they've talked about the story and they have,
you know, talked about it, I guess possibly being true.
But I don't think it's been enough to defame.
What pisses Brett off is that every time somebody mentions Brett Favre on the McAfee show,
uh, they go into a, oh, hey, hey, they go into a little bit about, you know,
Brett Farr.
That's what pisses about.
I guarantee you.
That's what it is.
Because it's not defamation.
I don't think.
I'm not an attorney.
Just play one.
It's not definition.
But they get pissed.
He's pissed because he watches the show.
And every time somebody mentions his name, the show goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
That's freaking hilarious.
So it's not defamation.
Brett, okay?
And I really don't have a problem with Kansas City winning the Super Bowl.
I think I'm rooting for Philadelphia, I think.
I really, I think Philadelphia is a better team
and I just kind of want to see Kansas City get beat.
They're kind of irk of me these days.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I like them.
They're great.
They've got Magic Mahomes.
I got Travis Kelsey, who's awesome.
They just bugger me.
I don't know why.
What is that noise that's clicking in my ear?
What is it?
I keep hearing, ding!
I've heard it twice now, and I want to know what it is.
Is it in just my head?
Did someone implant something in my head?
that I'm hearing in these headphones
because it just came across twice now.
Okay.
All right.
Maybe somebody put an implant in my head as possible.
I was at a hospital yesterday.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
So that's my prediction.
The Eagles are going to win, all right?
But I don't have a problem if Kansas City wins.
And enjoy Rihanna on the halftime show.
I'm sure Rihanna is going to be looking smoking hot.
when she comes out for the halftime show, no doubt about it.
I'll leave you with some space news.
All right, we'll get out of here.
I'll give you some space news.
Researchers have discovered a new type of ice.
All right?
A new type of ice known as medium density amorphous ice.
Amorphaphalis.
No, no, no.
Amorphous ice.
Amorphapalus.
No, it's not amorphalas.
now it most closely
resembles liquid water
than any other known ice
wait
it closely resembles liquid water
but we're still calling it ice
I mean is that
water now has a pronoun
I identify as ice
okay your ice
so its molecules are in a
disorganized form
unlike ordinary crystalline ice
to create the ice
researchers used a process called ball milling by shaking ordinary ice together
with steel balls in a jar at negative 328 degrees.
I mean, I don't know what you're shaking at 328.
at 328, negative 328 degrees, but whatever it is,
and they're going to be small and frozen.
I guarantee you that.
I don't care how many steel balls you have in that jar.
There's going to be room for more at negative 328.
I guarantee you that.
So I'm really confused at this though, because it's like ordinary crystalline ice.
So it resembles liquid water.
than any other known ice.
That doesn't sound like ice to me.
That sounds like water.
But what do I know?
They milled the balls
and they put the balls in the jar
and they rolled them around
at negative 328.
Science!
All right, I'm out of here.
I've got so much stuff.
I've seriously, I talked about it on Pat Joe.
I have so much stuff.
I could do a fat pile Friday
except it's not fat pie.
anymore because I don't print the stuff out so it's just like too much stuff
Friday or I still call it fat pile don't get me wrong call it anything I want it's
my show okay don't forget that but it's just too much stuff I I gather all this
information every day and I use so little of it and I I don't know why I use so
little of it maybe because I get sidetracked on other stories from time to time
possible I don't know but we got I got to figure out some
something to do with the fat pile.
Maybe I do fat pile.
If I do fat pile like fat pile Saturday,
then I got to work Saturday.
Now you're, you know,
now you're squaring up on me.
You're pushing me off.
Okay, I don't want to do that.
But I got so many stories.
So many, I mean, like,
if I just go down to the bottom
and start scrolling up.
Okay, the last,
the last story I have at my email,
why did Arnold Schwarzenegger and Henry Kissinger
never lose their accent?
I saw that question and I thought that's interesting.
So then I went down the rabbit hole.
And I started, I've got links below here that explaining why it's so hard for adults to change their accent when they come.
And I read the story and I'm not going to open it because I'll go and deep dive on it again.
But if I remember right, after the first six months, I think of a child, that's when it's inbred into their brain.
so unless it changes before they're so old,
that it's very difficult for them to ever lose it.
Whatever the accent is,
it's very difficult for them to lose it.
Then the next step,
I have what happened to the portal to hellhouse.
I won't open it for you, okay?
I'm just telling you this is one of the stories I have.
Then I have the most film locations in every state.
It's kind of, you know, kind of fascinating.
We'll see where, you know, what state has,
where the most films happen in each state?
No?
That's why I haven't got to it.
It's not at the bottom.
I know.
I know.
And then,
I mean,
I've got a whole thing here on the Royals
that I have not touched.
I have not.
I mean,
Harry and Megan have been deposed
from Megan's sister.
Charles is trying to get,
make it okay for Harry to show up for the coronation.
Bill,
thank you.
That's coming.
And William is pissed.
Bill is like,
I don't want that by my hand.
That's awesome.
And they're trying to fight that.
Okay, all right, all right.
This is stop.
He's not the king yet.
Can I ask you real quick?
Oh, Jesus.
You want to be a British subject, don't you?
Secretly.
I just got done saying I haven't got to the stories.
You want to be a British subject.
I mean, technically we all were.
Okay.
Okay.
Then I have stories about
about Harry and Megan in trouble
with Hollywood and I mean they're all in trouble
and I believe it. I still say
that divorce is coming.
All right. Harry
needs to get rid of that ball and chain soon.
All right.
She had the second kid.
I think the divorce was going to happen
and she had the second kid.
And we all know that the second kid is the tie down kid.
All right.
If you're not happy,
this is my advice to you.
If you're not happy,
don't let the wife have the second kid.
because then you're in it, man.
And this is a quote.
There's a quote from me to you.
All right.
Once you're in it, you're in it.
All right, I'll stop.
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