Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll 7/11/15

Episode Date: July 11, 2015

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, what's the key to happiness? Answer: Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll. Jeffy talks Bill Cosby, Artificial Intelligence, non-pop bubble wrap, Jared the Subway Guy, Walking Dead and tips to being fine Eye Candy. All that & more on The Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello. Howdy? Welcome to it. On the Blaze Radio Network. Wow. what a strange couple of weeks it has been, hasn't it? So much has transpired. Things are moving unbelievably fast.

But I was thinking yesterday, which, you know, that in itself is a frightening thought I know. But what makes the world go round? Really? You know what it is. You know what makes the world go round. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. That's it. sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

I mean, when you list, just the top stories in my head were the Utah teacher, former high school teacher, gets 30 years, 30 years in prison for crimes relating to sexual contact with three of her students. One of the boys was 16, 2 or 17. One said, but she's my girlfriend. 30 years. And then I thought, well, I know that there's females out there that have had sex with their high school students that, I mean, I know for a fact. The one in Tampa Bay, Deborah Le Fay, she got like house arrest. She served like, I think, three years house arrest. And went on, she went on the sex.

offender list, served three years house arrest, and she's got seven years of probation, and that's got to be coming up pretty soon. Seven years. But then I look and oh, look, it searches, unbelievable. There's the top 50 hottest teachers having sex with kids. Top 25. Sex scandals. Aren't they all?

Some kind of scandals? But it certainly wasn't 30 years. one resigned and currently out on $10,000 bond, awaiting the trial. One, not a threat to society, according to the filed a three counts, third degree felony, unlawful sexual activity with a minor. She is currently awaiting trial. Now, this has been going on for a while. These are amazing.

What makes the world go around? Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Then the first thing that pops into my timeline is a guy who wants to play his game longer. So he drugs his girlfriend. Does he do anything bad? No, he just wants her to go to sleep and shut up. And leave him alone so he can play his game longer. What makes the world go round?

sex, drugs, and rock and roll. But then you have Bill Cosby. Speaking of drug and women. You have Bill Cosby. Talk about a huge fall from grace. Bill Cosby, the great Bill Cosby. They don't even want his statue up anymore. They're fighting to take his star off the walk of fame.

because he, they believe, drugged women just to be with them. Unbelievable. Now, he's been married for, I don't know, a couple thousand years to the same woman who we haven't heard from, really. She's there by his side, so it kind of means that she is condoning the activity, but she's with him. So she, you know, she sold her soul for the lifestyle. I get it. What makes the world go around? Sex, drugs and rock and roll.

I should add money, but with the sex drugs and rock and roll comes money. But one thing that I saw yesterday, in the help of Bill Cosby, a woman who claims she was with Bill Cosby for three years as his mistress. He never drugged me. That doesn't make it much better, Bill. I don't know. Bill might be saying shut up. He really, that doesn't make it much better.

No, no, no, no. I was his mistress for three years. He never drugged me. He's good. He's a good guy. Wow. And then the story of him admitting, right, the sealed documents of him admitting that three half pills of Benadryl, no way.

If you admit to three half pills of Benadryl, that means, I'm guessing, about 10 quailudes. I admitted to the three half bills, here's your money, go away. Now, many of this story, many of the women in this story, all happened, you know, the 60s, 70s, 80s, only in a 30-year time span, that's all. Don't worry about that. So, you know, a lot of it, the statute of limitations is gone. Obviously, you can accuse it, and his life is done for a lot. ever, no question, gone.

Any good that ever came from Bill sadly is overshadowed by this. And not sadly, but I mean, it's just overshadowed by this. Because think of all the good that you thought he was. Groundbreaking television. Groundbreaking, people need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and succeed. Groundberking. that the African-American community needs to stop whining and get out there. And it was amazing.

He made himself a target against the African-American community, and they went after him. And so did everyone else. Secrets, sex, drugs, rock and roll, all lead to money. That's what makes the world go round. I guess he could still face some charges for one or two of the possible women that took place. But this now, you know, they all come out of the world. would work. I mean, it's just like, oh my gosh, the comedian who said, oh, I could have been

drugged by Bill Cosby. I could have been drugged by Bill Cosby. A good thing I had a cameraman with me. Yeah, it's a good thing. It's a good thing. And then we have who else? Jared Fogel. Another man fallen from grace. Now, you know, look, Jared was not, obviously, the Bill Cosby star,

but he certainly was, you know, the good guy, good guy on television. Now, amazingly, nothing has been, you know, he hasn't been proven to have anything. thing wrong with him. He hired the guy

who was arrested. The head of his foundation, Russell Taylor. Now Russell, now Russell, not really a good guy. So you kind of think, well, Jared, you know, you maybe should have known. Because they

he fired him as soon as he was arrested, but still. They arrested him with seven, they arrested and charged him with seven counts of production of child pornography, one count of possession of child pornography. And the And while they had him, he tried to commit suicide. He failed.

And they brought him back. And he's back in jail. He's put in the custody of the U.S. Marshal Service. So, and there's other charges, too. I mean, this guy's a bad guy, Russell Taylor. They're talking about child pornography, possession of child pornography. They're talking about, they, has not been charged with any of the beastiality stuff, but it's there. So, I mean, what my mind?

Mommy said, you're friends. That's who you hang around with. That's who people think you are. And probably you are that when you start hanging around with them. Now, there's a woman who claims that Jared made all kinds of strange comments. I should use that word. That's the word that she, inappropriate comments. Now, of course, she declined to go into detail.

But this is the same woman, I believe, that started the investigation towards, Jared. They weren't jokes. She said they were very serious. Now, we all know that in today's world, even a joke can be taken seriously. Nobody wants to, that's not funny. But she claims that Jared was talking about how hot middle school girls were. Well, I mean, would, I've met Jared. I mean, I've spent a little bit of time with the man. And you would think, you'd think that if he was going to make a comment about how hot middle school girls were, he would make it with me and not this other lady, this other Florida woman, wouldn't you? I mean, because I would maybe say, you know, I might laugh.

I might think he was joking around. Right? I would think you were with Jared. He started talking about that. Yeah, don't you mean? Let's get back to the walk for cancer. But no. No.

There were no comments from him on that. Instead, this lady claims that he made it to her. I got a little question on that. And, of course, Fogel's attorney says there's no basis to the woman's statement. I'm almost ready to believe that. Now, we haven't seen hide nor hair of Jared since they raided his house. And, you know, the subway deal is done, long gone. He's been with him for a long time, 15 years.

15 million bucks he made off this subway deal. That's a good deal. I might start eating some subway. A lot of money he made off of them. And they look, they made a lot of money off of him. Make no mistake. Make no mistake. They made a lot of money off of him.

But that, you know, I hope it's not true. Because he always seemed like a pretty good guy. But if it is, fall from grace. What makes the world go around? Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, baby. I told you about the ACDC drummer, Phil Rudd, right? He was in trouble or so. Now, well, that deal is done.

He has been given home detention. Home detention. Now, he threatened to kill this guy. And he had, you know, it was over. It was drug talk. course over math, threatened to kill him. And now he's, you know, now he's in home arrest. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. It's what makes the world go around. And then we see a story, it just continues. It never stops. We see a story where a resort in Africa coming to a country

near you soon, and it may have already be here. The resort is, secretly taping and recording couples so they can sell the sex tapes. Amazing. How about that? How'd you like to see yourself up on one of those sites? How did that happen? I don't know. Because it's another way.

I mean, it's unbelievable. It just keeps going. And then we heard a couple years ago that heroin usage was coming into its own. Right? Sex, drugs and rock and roll. It's what makes the world go around. Well, thanks to Tom Frieden, and you remember Tom during the big Ebola outbreak. We still have, you know, the Ebola scare going on around the world and here in the U.S. But Tom's out talking around.

He's still got his gig. I guess everybody thinks he handled it well. Since there's no really Ebola running rampant around the U.S., I guess he did. The number of U.S. heroin users has grown by nearly 300,000 over a decade. I think that's more than that. He's claiming over 300,000, but for sure, a couple of years ago, they talked about it being at least that or more. And that was a couple years ago, at least two or three years ago.

So he said that he's calling it an epidemic. More Americans are using opiate painkillers like Vicodin and Occup. of cotton. Okay, so he's at least you know, this is them after the Americans using the opiate pain killers. But he's saying that

yes, opiates can make people more susceptible to future heroin abuse. Really? And the new report found that people who abused opiate pain killers were 40 times as likely to abuse heroin. Of that, I believe. However,

the people who actually what the new restrictions are on the opiate painkillers, they're saying has made people go to heroin. Well, that may be true,

but it's also made it more difficult for those people in need of those painkillers to get it. And he said heroin costs her about one-fifth as much as the prescription opioids. And also, let's not forget that

rates of heroin use doubled in women and doubled among whites. Wow. So it's Middle America. What makes the world go around? Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show.

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I'm actually looking forward to that. I love that, man. So looking forward to what his podcast has to say. And unlike Dylan Matthews of Vox, I believe that American independence was great. But he believes we should have abolished slavery sooner. the Native Americans would have experienced a slightly less horrific genocide, and we would have adopted the UK system of government, which is totally better than America's. So he is not happy about the American independence. He believes it was a monumental mistake.

We should be mourning, mourning the fact that we left the United Kingdom, not cheering it. Yes, Dylan Matthews of Vox. You believe that? Like many others in today's world, because it appears we have a lot of people in this administration that don't really love America. They give it lip service, but actions speak louder than words. That is for sure.

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Welcome to it. 888-90-0-303-33 is the phone number. A lot of good programming. I'm the Blaze Radio Network for you. Man, weekdays is action-packed. You've got the dock and skip in the mornings. Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton, Jay Severin, Pat and Stu. And of course, you know, Glenn is off or not really off.

He just can't talk. He can't be on the air. He feels not bad. you just can't talk. And while the family and many who are around him often are very happy about that, a lot of you are not happy about that. So we're getting him back to ShipShap so he can actually talk and get his vocal cords back. You know, he's had some issues.

He's seeing some professionals. And everything will come back to normal and we'll be able to hear him every day. And we'll be back to, you know, listening to the. the man. Tell us what we need to think about. You know, I love him for that. But he needs to be off and he needs to not talk for, you know, three or four weeks. And so we're, you know, we're still on the air, still broadcasting, still giving you the great broadcast that the Blaze Radio Network can give you.

But, you know, just say a prayer for him. 828 is still on. You can go to Mercury 1.org and get the lineup. up and I believe if you go to now.mercary1.org, that takes you to the exact page, but you can just go to mercury1.org and it will, you know, guide you through if you know how to use a mouse and read, you'll get there. So you'll still be able to join us at 828 in Birmingham, and it's 828 and 829. And before you know, with him not talking, he's probably got a chalkboard laid out that we're going to be in Birmingham from, you know, those 15th of August until November 3,000.

third. But right now, it's just the 28th and 29th in Birmingham. And so just, you know, say a prayer for the land. He's doing fine. Just can't talk. And like I said, while the family is very happy about that, I know many of you are not. A Texas grandmother trapped inside her car for two days Wanda Mowbly, 75, swerved to avoid something on a remote highway and seconds later trapped inside a wrecked car in a ravine in North Texas. This is unbelievable. I mean, this is not far from our neck of the woods here,

Highway 183. And some of the road that she was on, she crashed and nobody saw her. She was headed to Oklahoma. she was headed to Oklahoma. It was on a Friday. So it wasn't until Sunday, you know, that they said, we were supposed to hear from Grandma, and we haven't heard from her.

And we think that something is wrong. So she laid in her car, trapped inside her car. two days. She survived by soaking her t-shirt in a nearby pond to get water. Amazing. Unbelievable. She had some soda in her car that she could reach that she drank.

I mean, this time of year in Texas, it's, you know, 8,000 degrees during the day. And that's really nice at night. But if you're super hot during the day, that means the really nice at night gets really cold. and specifically inside a car. The son is just baking. So the relatives reported her missing, but they were freaking out. So her grandson, or, you know,

the son married to her granddaughter, started driving and driving the highway where she was supposed to come and saw that a highway sign had been knocked down in the area. And so he got out and started walking around and started looking down and he saw car parts and a bumper and some stuff on the side of the road and started driving. Then hop back in his car and started following the strips and got to the ravine and saw where the car was and called for help. And he said when I hollered for, she answered me.

How amazing is that? Two days. Could you do it? Could you do it? She said she finally settled down after the crash. And her comments, her quote is, I told the Lord, if you want me to die, take me now. Don't make me suffer.

Because I knew I was going to be rescued. I never even thought of anything else. Pretty slick. Pretty cool. I mean, that's really cool. Could you do that? you be, I mean, I guess if you get in the crash like that, I don't know. You get pretty shaken up and you wake up and you're stuck in a car down in a ravine.

And every once in a while you hear a car, nobody can hear you. They're going, you know, you're driving by a car between 40 and 70 miles an hour. Amazing. Now, the future. What does it hold? We talk about, we talk about what's happening in the future on this broadcast and try to get you an idea of you have to look forward to. And we know that we're working on all kinds of artificial intelligence and robots.

I am kind of a fan. I think that if I could have a robot that would be my kind of servant do-boy, I would like that. It's tough to find a human that will do that. But a robot, I'm all for. Have a robot do-boy? Oh, come on. Tell me you don't want one of those. Tell me you don't want one of those.

Don't give me the I-Robot stuff. No way. Because I know all the bad stuff that could happen, but I want a robot do-boy. It's my goal in life. One of my goals. And they're getting there. They are getting there.

We've got synthetic skin being developed. their scientists have, you know, they're trying to figure out how to create living flesh, but they're getting there to the artificial skin. We've got liquid metal. You want to talk about Terminator stuff? Liquid metal. They've recently developed a new reconfigurable liquid metal that moves like morphing T-1000. Okay.

The gallium-based alloy takes different shapes when stimulated with small electric, It can move around on its own over an hour by eating aluminum. Now they claim that it's still a ways away from Terminator Ready. Uh-huh. But they would need to develop better technology of how to control it outside the lab. Uh-huh. And make more complex shape. Uh-huh.

We now know programming a computer involves rules. Well, human intelligence is rooted in our flexibility to be convincingly human, a highly intelligent cyborg would need to be able to learn and adapt on the fly. The trick, then, is to teach AI how to teach itself. Right? Well, Neurel Network research has been integral developing self-taught machines. Huh? Foundation of a variety of voice recognition technologies.

I'm telling you we're getting there. And then we have the curious machines. curious robots Learn about the world in much the same way as a baby The I-Cub robots Designed to have the same affordances of a small child Have learned how to crawl, solve mazes And learn new words by interacting with people

In other series of studies Cognitive Scientist programmed a robot puppy To be curious like a child It assesses its own knowledge Then explores accordingly The robot learned new science skills in the same order a child might. It randomly moves his leg, mouth and head, coordinates those moves that then learn to walk

around exploring its surroundings. It learns to whine, manipulate objects. Wow. Unbelievable. We're getting there. Close to me having a robot do-boy. I'm serious. Don't start with me.

Don't not start with me. I got it. We were already calling it the eye cub. I know. The eye robot. We're almost there. However, Elon Musk. And Mr.

multivillionaire Elon Musk, he is now fighting to, he's donating money to companies to prevent killer artificial intelligence. Killer AI. Hmm. Huh. Super intelligent systems aligned with human values.

Okay. Making AI systems explain their decisions to humans. Okay. Keeping the economic impacts of AI beneficial. Okay. How to keep AI-driven weapons under meaningful human control. Okay. Studying AI relevant policy.

Okay. And they want to develop techniques for AI systems to learn what humans prefer from observing our behavior. Well, they are doing that great. And one of the things, remember, we talked about it on this program before. We love robots. We just don't love robots that look like humans. But the trick is now is where we're almost at with the artificial skin and to create living flesh and the eye cub. technology, right, and the learning what humans prefer, if they can make the robot look human

and act human, then we'll be okay with it. Where we have a problem with it is they try to make it look human and it does kind of look human, but we all know as a real human, something is off. That doesn't look right. It doesn't feel right. I'm not sure I like that sitting around. It's weird. But if it looks just like a robot

It looks like What you think a robot Should look like Go get me a beer This is The Jeff Fisher Show On the Blaze Radio Network You're listening to the Jeff Fisher

Show Jeff Fisher Welcome to it Yeah yeah yeah I know I'm hearing from Twitter What about the person who died by the robot In Michigan last week? He would trap and then he died by the robot.

That robot doesn't count. That's not a real robot. That's a machine that makes things. Okay. It was a stamping facility, an automotive stamping facility. You've all walked through those before. What, you haven't? You didn't grow up in an automotive town like Saginaw?

Okay, well, whatever. But it's the stamping machine. So those robots aren't the robots that's going to get to a beer? Those machines are built for one thing. and you got caught in it. Doesn't count. Sorry. Doesn't count.

And the robots that they're going to have at the new Facebook, wind power data center in Fort Worth, Texas. Looking forward to that. That's in our neck of the woods here in Los Kalinas, not far from here. They've got a great deal from Fort Worth has made a big deal about this. New Facebook Center coming to Fort Worth. worth and they're all happy and proud, but they gave them a heck of a deal. I mean, they've got three, 250,000 square foot buildings. And the city council approved $146.7 million incentive package for Facebook to come here with

their wind power center. And get this. This is how good a deal it is. It might employ at least 40 people. That doesn't see. quite right. But hey, that's just me. Now, if you want to know why America, the one, the one and only United States of America, as we know it, is over. Up is down. Down is up. Inside is out. Out is inside. Love is hate. Peace is war. Lies are truths. Want to know why it's

over? Because there's a brand new eye bubble wrap bubble wraps that don't pop. What have we come to? I was a gasp. I actually had a package come with the new eye bubble. And it is very, very disappointing. That's unbelievable. Now, the original bubble wrap started in 1960. But now they've rolled out the eye bubble wrap.

and they're rolling it out because they can ship out the plastic in flat rolls. And then you have a little machine in the burst of air pressure is applied. A little air pump and fills them up. But to do that, to do that, to do that, you lose the pop. And they're saying, hey, it's cost effective. And we can't ship the bubble wrap too very far because it's not cost effective. And people, here's an idea for you, okay? Don't lose the bubble wrap.

That's my new hashtag. Bubble wrap lives. Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap life matters. Okay? Don't lose the pop. Don't lose the pop. They've already lost the pop.

I bubble. I bubble wrap. It's unbelievable. It's a sad day. Sad, sad day in America. when you're going to have wrapping come, plastic wrapping with air in it. That looks like bubble wrap. But it isn't, and it doesn't pop.

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It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Thanks for being here. Appreciate it. Michael Pelka with Pure O'Pelka coming up immediately following this broadcast.

I'm not sure what Mike is given away today. I'm sure you'll have something extra special. just for you. I'm told that since, you know, he's, I see a lot of his, um, Wimbledon tweets. He's got some family member he's all proud of.

Racking up some, racking up some wins in Wimbledon. Uh, maybe he'll give away the pure opelca sweat bands, uh, headbands, wristbands. As you know,

something really, really cool like that, uh, that you can wear on the tennis court because, boy, uh, you, especially you, would look hot, wearing the pure opelca sweatbands on your wrists and your head.

Oh, man. I don't know if he's giving that away or not. He might just be keeping that for himself. The Obama administration. I know. I know. I don't like to, you know, get to Obama administration on you because you'll get plenty of that on a lot of other shows, and especially Monday through Friday on this network.

but this in particular we didn't talk too much about this this past week and it's really something that's been coming to the forefront in the past couple of weeks and on Wednesday they unveiled it the new rules to rid the country

of racially segregated neighborhoods by directing cities and towns to set goals for reducing segregation and then regularly report their progress to the feds. So good. So, so good.

Communities nationwide are going to be given a series of questions designed to help them figure out whether racial bias is causing segregated neighborhoods. How much you want to bet it is causing segregated neighborhoods. Racial or ethnically concentrated areas of poverty on equal access to opportunity or disappropriate housing needs in their jurisdiction. They will be required to set gold. related to that data and publicly report on their progress every three to five years. Isn't that special?

Get that right. Racial bias that's causing segregated neighborhoods. Racial or ethnically concentrated areas of poverty. Unequal access to opportunity or disproportionate. They'll say the word right. and to stop for a second, it's not disproportionate. It's disproportionate housing needs in their jurisdiction.

So I'd like to ask where there's unequal access to opportunity in America. I mean, right now, we're still America. Kind of. We're still the United States of America

that people want to come here. They're still banging at the door. Oh, wait, there's no door. We're just letting them in. Anyway, they're still coming in. people still hate us for being the great America and yet we have unequal access to opportunity no I don't think we do but they think we do now

what they're going to do and here's just I mean this is look forward to this they will say to the community look no problem you don't have to answer these questions You don't have to let the Department of Housing and Urban Development come in and take a look and see if you have disproportionate housing needs. Do you, that nice neighborhood over there that's got those really nice houses in it? Yeah, you know what needs to go there, an apartment complex, so we can have some better housing needs in your jurisdiction. Uh-huh. Oh, you don't want to do that?

That's fine. But you're not going to get any federal money. I'll have federal money. Your little neighborhoods like, that's not going to happen. And by the way, we'll probably have a big map that points out exactly what neighborhoods aren't taking federal money so that, you know, the world can hate you. Your neighborhood is the bad neighborhood

for not wanting to do this. for giving unequal access to opportunity because the segregated neighborhoods and the ethnically concentrated areas of poverty shouldn't be on the other side of town. Should be right in your neighborhood. Now, they claim that the Fair Housing Act

requires the government. This is what I love about the Obama administration. Love them. Love them. requires the government to not only eliminate racial discrimination and housing, but also to encourage racially integrated neighborhoods. I love it. What about the neighborhoods that already are racially integrated? I'm almost positive that you can live anywhere you want to in America.

Anywhere you want to. if you have a wait you got to have a job yeah you have to have a job you have to have income and you have to have that uh chance opportunity what what do they call it now you have to have an equal access to opportunity not an unequal one but i'm almost positive that you can live anywhere you want in america there's not one place Now one place that says no, you can't live here. There are places that are more expensive, cost more money, so that if you don't have enough money to live there, you don't get to live where. Guess what?

That's the way it is. You can't afford to live here, but I can. That's great. I'll live here and you can. But if you make more money than me, you have a better job than me, you have more income than me, you've provided more to the world, to the economy, to the community, you can live here. Or you can live somewhere else that's even better, because there's always someplace better. It's never going to be right.

So they're going to take all this data to their central database, and Lord knows they know, our government knows how to run a database, don't they? I mean, we've got health care. We've got, oh, we've got gun background checks. We've worked great. We're finding out that that was a mistake and oversight on our boy from South Carolina. But let's tear down all the Confederate flags. Let's be mad at the Confederacy for Dylan Roof.

But it was up, you know what? Oops. Our mistake, he probably shouldn't have had that gun to begin with because of the prior drug arrest. But, yeah, we have an oversight. There's an oversight. Don't worry about it. We need new laws. Common sense reform.

Then never mind that the laws are already in place and if they were working properly that everything would have been fine. Never mind that. But we need common sense reform. It's still not our fault. He still did it and he did it because of the Confederate flag. So all of that needs to come down. And mark my words. And I mean this more than ever.

They are going to, you are going to see the statues of the Confederate leaders. pulled down by ropes, just like the Middle East, just like in eastern block Europe, just like in Russia. They're going to pull them down. They're already wanting to dig up the leaders, right? They don't want them buried on their property. We can't have them here. You can't have a statue. History.

I know that's a bad part of history. Let's put it there so we remember that it's a bad part of history, and we don't repeat it. No, tear it down. Tear it down. Let's not forget that the statues that were torn down in the Middle East and Eastern Block, Europe and in Russia, those were all statues of men that built those statues themselves. And they were there because of oppression, murdering people, ruling by strength and thuggery. These people thought that they had a better way, and they fought for it.

I'm not for the Confederacy. I got it. They thought they had a better way. They fought for it. Yeah, even if it was for slavery. Okay, so it was for slavery. It's long gone. It's over.

Let's say, hey, there's that Robert E. Lee. That bastard. Fought for the South. Fought for slavery. Well, you didn't get what you wanted, did you? Okay. Keep walking. Let's go.

History. History. So we don't repeat it. If it's not around, nobody will remember it doesn't matter so once HUD completes the data that they put into their little HUD database uh which anyone can look at uh-huh that uh look at the mapped data and determine what kind of changes need to happen in their community oh great that's wonderful can't wait for that. And I

specifically can't wait for the big red dot of the cities that say, guess what? Federal government? We're not doing that. Take your money. Take whatever kind of federal stuff you have in our city, in our county, and get it out. Because we ain't doing it.

Oh, that will be so good. There'll be so many people that is understanding about that. It'll be great. They'll be saying, oh, go ahead. It's America. You don't have to. Even though they probably will say, hey, you can still live here. If you can afford to buy a house here, you can still live here. Because this city is what America is supposed to be. No. No. That's not what America is supposed to be. America is supposed to be the new history. It's all better. Look around.

Is it all better? You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-33. Is the phone number on the Blaze Radio Network if you want to participate while the broadcast is live. And of course, that number you can use for other shows that are live.

But don't worry about it. You know why? We put the number out there for you to use, but you don't have to. because you can just podcast it. You can take us anywhere. What you can do is take us anywhere and listen to us anytime. Or you can do it even more than once. Yeah.

Yeah. You can do it even more than once. Now tomorrow, more stuff for you. I mean, today we've got Piro Pelka right after this show. Andrew WK with America WK. Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, Joe Pags. Tomorrow, David Barton, Bill Handle, Jackie D. I tell you, Jackie D, that program.

Actually, she talks to some fascinating people who are all involved in energy, energy producing, what we're doing around the world and here in America to produce energy, what oil, coal, natural gas, what's going on? I was a pretty fascinating guess that she has. So if you get an opportunity to listen, give her a try. You just might learn something. That might be our new slogan. Hi. Give me a try. You just might learn something.

Unlike this program, you're never going to. I mean, I appreciate you trying, but you're not going to learn anything. You know, for real. You might learn that, you know, hey, we're pissed that they're not making bubble wrap anymore. But real stuff? Why you want to do that? Listen, we've had some people that are really, I don't want to call it. I'm stupid, but they're stupid.

Over this, you know, the past weekend was July 4th. I hope you all had a great fourth. Enjoyed the fireworks. Had all kinds of fun. I mean, I understand how firework accidents can happen. I've been a part of, you know, a little small accident. A couple times with fireworks. It happens.

You're playing with fire and explosives. Even the light ones. You know, even the little, you know, the little volcano shoots off and all that kind of stuff. And the little small rockets, you know, they mess up. And sometimes things happen. I mean, I remember once I thought, what the heck is wrong with this thing? And I leaned over the top of it. And that's when it went off.

And, I mean, it just, I felt it go by, right? My, I mean, eyebrow and hair. And that's how fast it happens. Boom. One minute you're looking out of two eyes, the next minute you've got one with a fireworks sticking out of the other. You can quote me on that too, but that's exactly what happens. But it's not the fireworks fault. Okay?

Not the fireworks fault. So the mom of the guy who killed himself because he lit the firework off on his head, mom says he thought it was a dud. what? And, yeah, they were just, Rush had been drinking. He was goofing off. Uh-huh. But what do you think there? What do you think there? It said, hey, our son was doing something really, really kind of dumb, and he was being smart, and he was under the influence. And, man, we miss our son. We love him so much. He was a great kid. We love them. And we just wish he hadn't done that stupid thing. You didn't know.

She's going to reach out to lawmakers about the possibility of tighter controls over fireworks. She says the state should consider requiring safety training courses before allowing someone to use them. Really? Because I haven't had safety training on fireworks, but I pretty much. know that I'm not going to put something that explodes on the top of my head. I call me, I guess, I guess I'm just extra smart. I guess I'm just extra smart. Because I learned a long time ago when you put fire and explosives close to your body,

things happen like, ouch, like burns, and like skin coming off. Yeah, weird how that happens. I know. I know. And you know the whole thing about, you put the firework in your hand, you close your fist, you blow your hand off, right?

Throw the fingers off. But you put the firework on the palm of your hand and leave your hand open and it just, you know, burns your hand. Okay. When you start playing with fireworks as a young child and a parent is with you, you should learn these things.

And it doesn't take much to learn that the explosive is going to hurt you. But hey, we need stricter government controls. She compared fireworks with other regulated items such as cars and guns. Actually, they are. They are. The ones that you get, you know, at the store, at the 7-Eleven, at the little stores and stuff, those are, you know,

they're kid stuff. And I can't remember if those are the threes or the ones, but they rank them and they rate them. And so the ones that you're getting, I got news for you. My daughter running around the road with her sparkler is the same kind of fireworks that you're seeing going over the park in downtown. Okay. Those are different. And those are all under strict government controls.

And bad things happen to those people who puts out those off too because mistakes happen. But I would almost bet you a lot of money that the guy shooting them off at your downtown park never. set one off from his head. But we need stricter controls because your son decided to set a firework off on the top of his head? No. No.

This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-9033-93 is the phone number. You know, we were talking about our man

who put the firework on his head and shot it off and he died from it. I'm so sorry that it happened, but we don't need stricter controls over fireworks than we already have because of that. But then I see where we have a postal worker

here in Texas that decided to put a firework called Medieval Knight on his chest. And that didn't go well either. Fishing with friends out on the river. Hey, of course, watch this. And shoots it off on his chest.

And I'm reminded that, you know, Brad Meltzer, the author, extraordinaire TV star, Mr. Bigshot, always claims that, you know, whatever craziness happens, Florida can do better. and while I lived many, many years in Florida, and I kind of agree with that, I'm starting to call his bluff because this happened in Texas. And then immediately following that story, I see where a man in Texas decided, hey, I don't care that those are alligator signs posted. I'm going to jump in the water and swim anyway and then gets eaten by an alligator.

So I'm almost ready to see your Florida and raise you Texas, Brad. Pretty close. Pretty close to see your Florida and raise you Texas. But not quite yet. I may do that next week and really just put the cards on the table because Texas is getting really close. really close to the Florida crazy. No question about that.

And I want to tell you a story. I've got to find a piece of paper. Hold on. I'm going to go over here because I've left it over here because I'm a town of Ingleberry. Great story for you. Okay? There you go. I'm back.

It's way over there. Way over there in this prison cell of an office. I had this story in my pile of stuff to get to, and it makes me smile every time. I think about it. So I want to share it with you. Okay. Now, I'm just going to read it as is, instead of try to tell it to you off the top of my head. Because it's becoming, I think, my favorite story. And you, I want to share it with you because it is, it's now mine. Okay. And I want to share it with you. Working people, frequently ask retired people what they do to make

their days interesting. For example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop riding out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break? He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an ignorant jerk. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn out tires. So my wife called him a bastard. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, and he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then, our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Hillary or Obama bumper stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're

retired. It's important in our age. Go have fun. Do that, please. We need much, much more of that. I want more of that so much. I can't tell you. So the other day on the Pat and Stu show, I got to feeling sick and went off the air and everybody was really concerned and I really appreciate it. I love them for it. You know, I just had a little, I don't know, we'll call it a sweat attack. It was not a heart attack. It was just a sweat attack, okay? I'm just calling it a sweat attack. Got feeling bad, felt bad. I sat down and, you know, got all better.

My favorite story of that, if some of you watch the, uh, Glenn Beck, asked the staff program that aired the other day on Blaze TV. you heard the story of Tiffany, the executive producer of the Glenn Beck program, ran and got me a bottle of ginger ale, and her heartfelt words will be with me forever. As I sat in my office, head down, sweating, trying to cool down. I've got an ice pack. My fans on. I don't feel good. I don't know what's going on. and they sent one of the people, one of the guys that work here to the 7-Ele and he came back with club soda.

Apparently he'd never heard of ginger ale before. And so Tiffany was like, I'll just go get it. And she came back and she had a two-liter bottle of ginger ale and sat it down on my desk. Here's your ginger rail. Don't die. Those heartfelt words are going to be with me for the rest of my life until I actually do die. But they meant so much to me I had to share.

But during that program, during that program, the very program I missed when Dan Andrews sat in for me with Pat, they do a story that's perfect for me. why are we not doing this? Well, I guess, you know, originally I was supposed to be there until I had my sweat attack. How women should undress from the 1930s? I read this and watched some of the videos, and I'll tweet it out at at Jeff EMRA, and I'll put it up on my Facebook page, Jeffrey Fisher,

with some videos on here to actually give you examples, educational films. from the 1930s, really, really good. Number one, understand that men have suffered long enough. Number two, before disrobing, check for peepers. Number three, treat it like an Olympic event. Number four, fold, fold, fold. She just doesn't chuck your clothing in a heap of,

washing machine scraps, she neatly folds the dress and slip and places it on the back of the chair. Okay. Number five, create suspense. Yes. Number six, don't scratch your armpits. Very important. Number seven, keep high heels on the entire time. There's no reason to get it.

out of your clothes as though you were emptying a sack of potatoes. Master these tips. And one day, you too may be fortunate enough to have a peeper. Why would you want a peeper? I thought that was a bad thing. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it.

Hello. Welcome to it. You could use the telephone if you'd like. You can call anybody in the world now. That's how good it works. I could give you the number, but why? Really? Why?

You know, do I want to talk to you? It's questionable. But I am here to help you out a little bit, and it's the weekend, and we've got some things going, and whether you're listening to this during the weekend, or you've got me in your pocket for the week. and by the way, if I'm in your pocket, hi.

You need help once in a while. And there are science-backed ways to boost your mood. Did you know that? Not just pharmaceutically, but ways to make yourself in a better mood. Boost your mood. First, you can write down three things you're grateful for every day. You can go on a hike.

You can gaze up at the stars. You can move to Switzerland. Move to Switzerland. That's a way to boost your mood? No. Stay right here in the United States of America. You can drink coffee. Not too much, though.

You can meditate. You can read an adventure story. You can get outside. Go for a nature walk. Do things you do when you're happy, even if you're not. there you go participate in cultural activities listen to sad songs happiness is entirely subjective meaning that

what makes one person happy might affect someone else differently I'll listen to sad music seems to be a common activity that's linked with increased happiness around the globe listen to sad songs and be happy uh yeah no set specific goals this is science backed set specific goals you know you can achieve You know, that's kind of like making a list and checking it twice. You know, I make a list.

And most times I get, you know, like nothing accomplished on the list. I mean, the joke is the only thing I get accomplished is a nap, and that's the only thing that's not on my list. But really, I make a list of things to accomplish. And to make myself feel better, I put things on the list that I've already done. so I can scrape it, so I can, you know, cross it off. So I've got the list of things and I just cross off the things I've already done. So I look at the list and go, hey, look at all I've accomplished.

Okay, I'm done. But one of the things that makes me happy is get this. These are two dates you need to put in your calendar. Okay, put them in your calendar right now. You got your calendar open? Well, open it up. You open it up. You can multitask on your computer or you can write it down a little notepad you've got sitting to the right or that one over there to the left of your computer.

Just open it up. Write these dates down. Sunday, August 23rd and Sunday, October 11th. Now, on Sunday, August 23rd is going to be the premiere. Fear the Walking Dead. The new trailer is out. I tweeted it last night at my Twitter account at Jeff E.MRA. It looks really good.

Now, it takes place, the premise of it is it takes place out west on the West Coast, and that it takes place before our group in the Walking Dead, before we meet them, this is the start of it. It's the actual beginning of it. This Walking Dead that we started with, in the very beginning, it was the beginning, but they didn't really pay much attention to the very beginning. This fear of the Walking Dead looks really like I figure I'd be dead.

I'm done. If that happens in, we're done. And, you know, of course, the end of their trailer, I know it's a spoiler for you, but I'll give it to you. When civilization ends, it ends fast. So, just be prepared for that because Sunday, August 23rd, fear the walking dead. And I am looking forward to it, man. You cannot wait.

You watch the three-minute trailer and all I want to do, is all I want to do is watch Walking Dead. I almost went to Netflix and started watching Walking Dead again just to get it out of my system. It was amazing. And then, I told you the other day to remember, October 11th. That's when the original The Walking Dead is back. Well, I mean, I can't tell you, it looked. really good.

Last season was pretty good. If you followed us, myself, and Aaron Hernandez, on our weekly podcast on The Walking Dead, we gave you what happened and what's going to happen and what could happen and what did happen. But the ins and outs and whereabouts of the

Walking Dead. But the new season looks really good. And you know what else kind of ticked me off through the whole thing of this latest season? And I'm putting you on notice, Walking Dead. Okay? It looks like you had massive amounts of walkers.

Okay? And I know you got the whole CGI thing going. I got it. But it looked like you had an abundance of walkers. And you know who ain't one? Me. That's right. I'm still waiting for the call.

Call me. All I want to do is I don't want to be a, co-star in the show. I just want to be a walker. I want to have somebody kill me. Wait. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.