Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Sit Down Before You Have A Heart Attack! 5/21/16

Episode Date: May 21, 2016

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy talks about the unimpressive season 4 of House Of Cards, robot relationships, and great inventions. Jeffy also chats about summer 'bods' and explains how he's getting back in shape for swim-suit season. Plus, sex jet scandals, sports talk & cross-dressing gone horribly wrong & more! Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRA Like Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I know. So much going on. We appreciate you coming along for the ride today. I mean, we've got another officer involves shooting. An officer is shot in California, at least one officer shot. They were shooting at police officers in Arizona yesterday. There was a shooting at the White House yesterday. They shot a bad guy trying to get into the White House grounds with a gun. Smoke detected into multiple places on the Egypt air.

crash. We'll see what that means as the search continues. And of course, the race for the presidency is still on. I know you probably hadn't heard about it, but I know. I know. It's weird. Nobody's covering it. But you've got one guy named Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton lady, Hillary Clinton on Democratic side and then there's another guy what the heck is his name? Oh yeah, Bernie Sanders. He's trying to make a run for that White House too.

Good luck and God bless. And so much more to get to today. I don't even really know where to begin. We can begin with, you know, the top stories of the news or we can begin with what really caught my eye yesterday as I'm thumbing through some articles and things to, you know, try to see what catches my,

catches my fancy and I see an article on all these gadgets that change the world. And I think, okay, well, gadgets. Because, you know, big things like, you know, I don't know, airplanes, automobiles, stuff like that. Of course, change the world, right? Heating and air conditioning. Of course, change the world. I mean, those three things alone change the world forever. But gadgets, you know, things that we use that you don't think about.

Things when you're, you know, when you're sitting around thinking, man, I wish I would have thought of that. That guy's worth how much money for creating duct tape. Right? I mean, they've used that. Who doesn't have a roll of duct tape in the house? Or at least when you think, man, I've got to box something up. I've got to tape something.

I've got to fix something. Duck tape is. A wonderful invention. The stapler. Another tremendous invention. And I mean, those been around since the 18th century, but we've obviously honed it now. You can have a stapler that has 8 million little staples in it.

You can staple anything from here to tomorrow and not run out of staples in those machines we have now. This one I think is one of my favorites in the list of, you know, gadgets that change the world. The blender. Oh, come on. Who doesn't love a blender? And who doesn't always want a better blender?

I mean, you start out with the, you know, the 899 blender from Walmart. And, I mean, you just keep looking at, I want a better one. I want a bigger one. I want a bigger one. I want a better one. I want a powerful one.

Pretty soon you've got, You've got the boat engine hooked up blending things. On this list, they have the Zippo lighter. I mean, I guess it's a gadget that changed the world. Sure. I mean, portable fire. That gave them out to soldiers during World War II. Everybody had a World War II Zippo.

And, you know, if you're any kind of any kind of tobacco person or anyone in your family that was a tobacco person over the years who've always got Zippos. Flash drive? I guess. I guess we can put that on the list. Sure. Why not? I mean,

we all have them. If you have anything to do with computers, you have flash drives. You save your stuff on that flash drive, and you can take it anywhere and hook it into any computer. It's kind of a cool gadget. I guess it should be on the list. Another gadget that is

made me a huge fan. The toaster. Come on. You know you love your toaster. You know, they're nice. They're so nice when you get a new toaster, a new four-slice toaster. Crank that baby on. There's nothing like toast.

You can quote me on that. Another one on this list. The Swiss Army Knife. Gadgets that change the world, the Swiss Army enough. I mean, okay. Okay. Okay. The can open.

a hello, especially maybe the electric can opener. The safety razor? Okay. I guess, maybe. The tape measure. That's a gadget that has revolutionized the world, right? Got the old standard little circle tape measures. My grandfather always carried a little, one of those little circle or square tape measures

with them everywhere he went. A little pocket knife, tape measure. And because he used to build things. One of the reasons that he used to carry it all the time is he used to build things. You know, little lazy Susan's for the kitchen and all that, you know, all that kind of little handmade stuff that you see around the house. And he had his workshop. So he would go somewhere, we'd be out shopping, and he would see something at a store and

go, ooh, that's kind of nice. And he would take out the measuring tape and just start measuring. Yeah, okay, I can build that. Go back to the workshop and build it. The zipper. Is the zipper really a gadget? Okay, maybe. I mean, it's a tremendous invention.

I'm a fan of it, but is it a gadget? The ballpoint pen? Yeah, of course, that changed the world, right? The leatherman tool? I mean, that's kind of the Swiss Army knife, right? It's got the can opener, the pliers, the screwdrivers. So it's kind of the work guy's Swiss Army knife. The Sony Walkman, I mean, yes.

I mean, the Walkman revolutionized how, I mean, we go everywhere now, right? With headphones and listen to what we want to listen to. That was definitely a guy. The Polaroid camera, yeah. and revolutionized how we went places and remembered things. The pocket calculator, a gadget that changed the world? Maybe. Maybe.

Digital camera? Oh, most definitely. Most definitely. The Wi-Fi router? Okay. I mean, it's a tremendous thing. It's a wonderful thing to have. have that bad boy in your house and your room and your office or wherever you're at,

you can pick up any kind of internet service, cell service. We have a thing now that the cell phone company sends us that boosts our cell signal in the house. I am in love with this little gadget. Plug it in. Set that bad boy by the window. boosts our cell service in our house a million times. I don't think that's the ad for it.

But I'm not sure how much they technically boost the service, but it works. So if you have an opportunity to get that little, forget what it's called, what it's called, but it's just a little cell, you know, it's your own mini cell tower. And you just put in it, you know, so if you have a large house, or a long, you know, a ranch-style house, one end is not as, you know, you find yourself,

I can't pick you up in the back room. I have to go out front. That kind of thing. Get yourself one of these little, get your own little household cell tower. Love it. I love it. Anywhere in your dwelling, you're fine. That's your own little tower.

The computer mouse is a gadget that revolution changed the world? Yeah, I guess. guy maybe. Laptop computer, no question. We've gone from the laptop to what's, you know, the number one thing on the list from, we've gone from laptop computer, which changed the world, and then we'll get to number one, which is a direct descendant of that. Handheld GPS, a gadget that changed the world? Yeah, I guess. I guess. The brownie box camera. Remember those little box cameras? You've seen pictures of them where they hang around your neck and you look down at the top of the camera.

It's a little box and you look down and should take the picture. Those were the first, you know, mobile cameras. Didn't have to have a huge box with legs. Remember those old stand just sees him movies? The old cameras that were, you know, had to have a wagon to carry them around in. Not with the brownie box. This is the top ten on this guy's list of gadgets that change the world. And I guess I agree with most of them.

light bulb, yeah, but with, you know, electricity, heating and air conditioning, you probably didn't need the light bulb, but the light bulb definitely changed the world. Changed the world. We went from counting on the sun, right? We've talked about it before with our sleep patterns and our work patterns and our life patterns. The light bulb changed the world and how we live. The alarm clock, there's a gadget I wish, would just go away. But we wouldn't need the alarm clock if we didn't have the light bulbs. The phonograph. Yeah, I mean, maybe, yeah, I guess. We were able to listen to music from anywhere in our own dwelling. We didn't have to go someplace live to hear the performance. We could bring it to ourselves, which is great. And a lot of people

miss that. I was a lot of watching an interview the other day with a guy on a musician. that talked about he misses, you know, having the album and, you know, and being able to hold it while you listen to the music. But he was also saying that he misses that, but he also realizes that today he can listen to more music, different kinds of music at any time, anywhere, because of the Internet, that it's, you know, bypassed being able to hold it in your hands. While you miss it, you still have access to so much more. On demand. When you want it. Right now, I feel like listening to that jazz song that they recorded 100 years ago.

An hour from now, I want to hear the new brand new song that was just released by the new Dinkleberry Star. I mean, it's fascinating. The rotary phone? Yeah. I mean, that revolutionized our communications with everyone. That's for sure. the portable air conditioner Yeah

Okay Yeah I mean the little The window air conditions You just put it in the room Those stupid things Although I remember Where we were They had one you know in the bedroom

I'm telling you The bad thing is What was good about the entire home AC unit Is it you know It keeps the entire dwelling a comfortable temperature. Whereas, you know, you have the window one in one room, and one room is negative 52.

And you open the door and you walk onto another room of the house and it's 102 degrees. You're immediately back into that negative 55 room, man. Personal computers, yeah, personal computers, laptops. That was on the list. Really we talked about gadgets that revolution. change the world. And they talk about the hyperdermic syringe, you know, I guess.

I guess for, you know, safety and health reasons, absolutely changed the world. Television and radio, I mean, come on, of course. Revolutionized how we got our information, how we got our entertainment. And number one goes back to, you know, the laptop computer, the rotary phone, the personal computers is the smartphone. Just yesterday I went out and forgot my phone for the first time in a long time. And I was, I had an appointment. Had my daughter with me who's, you know, going to be nine.

Nine in a couple weeks. And I was, if I had turned around to go, go get it, which I strongly considered. We would have been late for the appointment that we had. So I was like, I can live without it. Wow. Can I live without it? It was a long four hours.

It was a long four hours without that bad boy. And I missed, you know, I missed several calls. I missed some other communications that I needed to set some times for. You know, you just, I felt. like I was empty without that thing with me. But that, I mean, you can, there's an example of being able to have information and communication on demand when you want it, when you need it right now. Anywhere, anywhere, anywhere in the world.

Amazing gadget that changed the world. But, I mean, I was, God led me to think about how fast that has happened. So I was talking to my daughter and I was like, you know, within the last, I can be, I'll be all right with that. it I'll be fine. And I was thinking of trying to think how long it's been really since the actual must take the phone with you has happened, really in the last 10 years, right? I mean, maybe the last seven or eight for sure, but about the last 10 to 12 years, you know, about the last 10 to 12 years, you know, you know, you know, almost feel like you are out of touch without having that handheld computer smartphone with you to stay in communication with the world.

It was really strange. And it brought back times when, you know, I mean, when we, obviously, when you didn't have one, and you used to go and wait until you reached your destination. And if you wanted to communicate with someone, you use the, you know, the hardline phone there or the pay phones. How many of those you see anymore? the standalone pay phones. Not very darn many.

Not very darn many. So I had a strange, lonely, four or five hours yesterday where I just had to talk to my daughter without my smartphone, without information. Although we still did listen to the radio. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. The experts at web.com want to bill your business a successful website for free.

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I know. I love my ninja as well. And if you don't know what ninja is, look at it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888903.33 is the phone number. Coming up immediately following this broadcast is the Mike O'Pelke Show.

I don't know what Mike has in store today to give away. I heard rumors through the grapevine. And again, this is just, you know, you walk in the break room, you want to get, you know, you're grabbing a, grabbing something out of the fridge in the break room and you over hear people talking and you over here and this week I understand that the possibility of the

pure opelca cufflinks and the collar the collar what are those things called again they're not the collar stays and nobody I mean although he might have the

pure opelca stump brain collar stays it's very possible the collar bars. Yeah, that's what they're called. The collar bars. The cufflinks and the stunt brain collar bars for, and that's a good look if you think about it.

And you know what, what the heck? If he's going to do that, he might as well throw in the stuck brain pure opelca collar stays too. Right? You want that collar to be crisp and straight, and then you want that bar to go straight across. It looks all nice and cute either underneath or in front of the tie.

I think the Opelka stunt brain collar bar will have the little chain, so the bar goes underneath the tie. But the little connecting chain will hang in front of the tie knot, which will either say pure opelker or stunt brain. So, whew, man, if you are fortunate enough to win that, you are. You are. That's what you are. All right. Let's talk a little bit about, you know, I have been on this. I've got to lose some weight. I lost a bunch of weight.

You know, it's been like four years, four years ago, something like that. I lost, you know, like 120 pounds. And then you get lazy. And just gradually, you know, you start pretty soon, you know, four years later, you're like, what the hell is that? that's me looking in the mirror by the way and uh so I've tried to get myself back into this mindset of the lose weight

healthy feel good feel better and I've lost about 15 pounds already but it's still not I know that I'm not in the place mentally that I need to to be, right? I mean, habits, discipline, I'm not sure what, you know, what that, what brings that.

Do you think about you need, I mean, you need four things, right, to be human, four things that are working in even, even keel to have a good life, right? And I'm, you know, I'm not, besides eating, breathing, going to the bathroom and sleep. Of course you need those four things. But I'm talking about, you know, like your mental, which I guess under mental would be those other four things. So those are side notes. Mental, physical, right?

Spiritual, emotional. Those things. I'll have to be in, you know, working order. If they're like four legs on a side, stool and one isn't working right the stool isn't even is it the legs tilt back and forth to whatever side is not even thank you mr philosophy but i really am i wonder what makes that happen you know because i was i was thinking about here's a i knew a guy growing up mr crogman old man frogman and he worked at general motors worked there's

for how, you know, 30, 40 years, whatever. I don't even know how many years he worked there. I'm sure to him it felt like forever. But, I mean, he would drink and get drunk. If not, he would drink every day. But he would just get completely smashed, squashed, slashed on the weekends. But every day, Monday through Friday, he'd be up, out the door to work.

And he had a family, at home, kids went to school, the wife stayed home. But he smoked and drank himself and worked himself to death. But he was a good man. I'm not sure what, where, you know, when one of those legs on the stool keeps getting shorter and shorter. Pretty soon you fall over, right? Yes, this is the life stool lesson philosophy. I don't know what. I mean, I love the guy.

But what, I mean, his, the famous line, Mary, you get my beer every day. But he was up and working every day for that paycheck, baby. Provide for the family. Provide for the kids. He'd be sitting at the kitchen table. drinking beer and smoking cigarettes when he was home. But he was out, he was making a living every day.

And I'm guessing, you know, I say it out loud, do you think maybe, you know, maybe while he was sitting at the kitchen table drinking his beer and smoking a cigarettes and listening to college football on the radio, he was thinking to himself, I could have done so much more with my life. I'm just working at the General Motors Foundry and a wife. I've got a family.

I got a house to take care of. I could have done so much. I need another beer. I was smoking another pack of cigarettes. I mean, he could have been thinking that. I didn't have that conversation with him. But it got me thinking about discipline, habits, and what it takes to do that, right?

I mean, you drink, you smoke, you exercise, you diet. What is the changes there? What makes that habit? the habit of doing it or not doing it. I mean, it's discipline, right? And you look at the two meanings between, I'm just looking at habit and acquired behavior pattern, regularly followed until it has become almost involuntary.

That's habit. Discipline, the practice of training to obey rules or a code of behavior, okay? So I'm really, I'm really struggling to get back on the bandwagon. because I feel like I'm not even close to the heaviest weight I was in my life, but I feel like I am. So maybe I'm making progress. Yes, Jeff, in another 800,000 years,

you'll make enough progress to realize you won't be fat. That's possible, doubtful, but possible. And you can't eat like a, I mean, look, I'm not going to eat like a supermodel. I mean, that would probably kill me. But with the help of, you know, with the help of, you know, Dr. Anderson and simple to lose, and along with MetaFast, I'm back, I'm going back on it, baby. Break the discipline, get the habit, create the habit, and find that place.

Find that place. Because I'm on the, I'm sitting on my stool. You've got the emotional, which is, you know, eh. You got the spiritual, which is, you got the mental, which is, then you got the physical, which is way, way, way lower than. So, I mean, I'm going to attempt to either, I either need to shorten my legs of mental, spiritual and emotional, so they are the same length as physical, or I need to length and physical. Which one would be easier? Which one would be easier?

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Mike Slater, Joe Pags, after that, all on the Blaze Radio Network. Okay, so I'm looking at the first story I find, my week eating and working out like a victorious secret angel. If I wrote this, it would be my two days and I gave up. I wouldn't even make that really. But this is more of the exercise thing. The eating, it doesn't talk about how they actually,

what they're actually eating, like the armband workout, almonds, course, being careful with almonds. They're really fat, a lot of calories. Warm water. use a glass of, you know, warm water with lemon, coconut water, ice cube for skin. This is something you could try. Trick number five.

The ice cube for the skin. Tighten pores and firm the skin. Huh? So it really doesn't talk about what they're having for breakfast or if a regular human being could survive. Are you saying that Victoria's Secret models are not regular human? beings. And then there's the story that pops up underneath that one is less than 3% of Americans live a healthy lifestyle.

Did you know that? Moderate amount of exercise. Eat right. Keep from piling on fat and avoid smoking. Congratulations. They're saying, if you do that, moderate exercise, eat right, keep from piling on fat and avoid smoking. Congratulations.

You're among the 2.7% of Americans who do so. Well, I guess I don't know about you, but I'm in the majority here. 97.3% of American adults get a failing grade on a healthy lifestyle habits. Oh, boy, that's not good. That's not good at all. So maybe just something to think about. Maybe you can, you know, start feeling better about yourself. Do some of exercises.

Eat right. everything in moderation. So here's a surprise for you. Earlier this week, we found out that FBI agents hid microphones inside light fixtures and at a bus stop as part of a surveillance program, but they really didn't have a warrant. They just were going to use it as an investigation as part of a fraud case. They might, we put the microphones every day,

that we might be able to trap someone into saying something that could be illegal. And we don't need a warrant. Please stop. Why do you need a warrant when you can just do it? So it got me thinking about privacy and is there any privacy at all anymore? I mean, we've given in a long time ago with cameras, right? Everywhere we go, cameras. But we always kind of thought that, you know, audio was ours, what we say.

Because of our, you know, free speech, right? Which in America, is that still around? But we've given up the video. And now we're giving up audio. So is there any safe space anymore? really? In public, out in the world? I don't know.

I don't know. I probably, you know, the old adage of it's not what you do when someone is watching, but what you do when no one is watching that counts, I would say live your life like you're always being watched out in public. I mean, you might as well just pretend you're in a movie all the time in public. Just pretend like you're filming a movie. You want to say all the right thing. and not sure that's a good way to live, but

I'd save you from possibly being, I don't know, jailed. This is the Jeff Fisher show, only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear, signs stable. It's alive.

Let it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hello, welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number on the Blaze Radio Network. Follow me on Twitter at Jeffie MRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. Instagram at Jeffie M.R. A couple good things, just passing.

comments from some tweets coming in on the Michael Pelka giveaways. Look, okay, I just tell you what I overhear in the break room of what they're going to give away. What I overheard this week was the cufflinks and the collar sticks. I added the collar stays. I thought it would be cute, but, you know, there's no telling what he's going to give away. people are now requesting Mike Opelca giveaways

that's not up to me I mean I appreciate the request and I'll pass them along but you know if you're waiting for the Opelca dog collar or the Opelka Dickie I mean it's not up to me but I will pass it along for you

I'm just saying what I report It's all. I just tell you what I over here. So the possibility is there. You know, so I never heard anything about a dog collar. I never heard anything about a dicky. Is it possible? Sure, anything's possible.

That's not what I overheard. I'm kind of fascinated by this, and I don't know why, because it's kind of old news. Right? The Jeffrey Epstein billionaire sex jet story. Because we're getting logs of, you know, Bill Clinton making, you know, a couple of dozen trips on it for the Epstein. And were they all sex flights? I don't know.

The more I read about it, the more I don't think all of them were big sex flights. But you can probably bet that, you know, it's possible. And there's a, you know, there's another victim's right lawsuit against Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, they can't get any financial damages. He's already served a jail sentence. for some of this. I mean, I'm not sure what you're going to get out of continuing, you know, to sue this guy. But you talk about a guy that, you know, worked at Bear Stearns.

Oh, and then he owned his own firm, of course, Jay Epstein and company, of course, after he raked in a bunch from Bear Stearns. he served 13 months and 13 of an 18 month sentence for soliciting an underage girl for prostitution and he is now a registered sex offender but this guy's got some cash and that's why he's courted by all the big shots because he's got plenty of cash to throw around

you know we were thinking about maybe making a movie oh how much money do you need I don't know. Probably, you know, we're looking for investors, you know. I don't know, maybe like 10 million. Okay. I'm thinking about running for a political office. You know, we could use some money and whatever, you know, whatever you can do.

I'll just write you a check. Oh, okay. No problem. So it's just fascinating to see who was on his, on the sex jet. We've had reports of Clinton, Dershowitz, one of the princes, the United Kingdom. And of course, they've had parties down at the big house in Florida, where all the gobbly gooks show up. It's all the, you know, Katie Couric, Woody Allen,

just to name a few, those two names. the ones that popped out at me at the list of guests that were at one of the gobbly gogook parties. I've never met Katie and I've never met Woody, but I don't know that have missed anything in my life by not meeting them. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. One in four young people would happily date a robot. How about you? Now, according to this survey, 18 to 34-year-olds, their android must be their perfect map and look like a real-life human being. Well, how long is that really going to last, though? A portion of young people are willing to go on a date with a robot is significantly higher than the overall proportion of British adults.

A portion of young people who are willing to go on a date with a robot is higher than the overall proportion. Oh, okay, 17%. So our bodies, our identities, and our senses are enhancing thanks to technology and societal shifts. Uh-huh. The research also found half of Brits who already use contactless bank cards would be happy to have microchips implanted under their skin to open doors. or log on at work. Wow. Half are ready to be chipped already.

Meanwhile, a third of all British adults believe that 50 years time, the sale of sodas, oh, they're calling them fizzy drinks, to under 16s will be tightly controlled as tobacco is today. 23% they would be willing to swap their dinner for a pill. 33% they expect tea to still be the most popular. popular drink in Britain in 2036. This is, you know, United Kingdom, obviously, survey.

Swap dinner for a pill yet. That's part of the problem, Fatso. I know, I know. He's one and four in the UK would happily date a robot. That's fascinating. And they're ready to, half are ready to get chipped. We've talked about that before. How about getting chipped?

because I jokingly said I believe I'm ready. I'm ready to be chipped because I'm just, you know, it's be easier to. Boop. Is that all you need, sir? Yep. Boop. Just slide the chip. But when it came right down, if it comes right down to it,

duh. I don't think so. Think it's a little bit of an issue. A little bit of an issue of getting chipped. What you think? it might be cause for alarm possible. Yeah, I think so. And we had, I put it on my list of things to talk to you about coming up,

a list of things that make you go, huh, because there's a bunch of stories that are underneath my headline stories that make you go, Huh. And that's coming up. Just a little bit later in this hour of the broadcast. But did you know? Did you know that Cher turned 70? Share turned 70 years old.

Well, you'd never know about that plastic surgery, huh? This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blue. Radio Network, the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. How in the world are you? 888-90-3-33 is the phone number. I do give it out, so, you know, if you use it, I will talk to you. And we have John in Kansas City using the technology that was meant to be used.

Go ahead, John. Hey, Jeff. First off, how you doing, sir? Oh, fantastic. Thank you. Excellent. Secondly, I'm going to try to make this one as quick as possible. Due to my work as both a sex trafficking and rape advocate, being a survivor myself, when it came out yesterday that the NRA was backing Trump and had given him their official endorsement.

Yes, they did. I had to call and immediately cancel my membership. I mean, they were lovy-dovey yesterday with him, man. You know, Wayne LaPierre was out there, and who's the other guy, the Chris somebody, Chris Cox? Yeah, Chris Cox. He was out there. You know, they were all lovy-dovey-dovey glad-handed each other, and then, you know, Donald spoke. I could not bring myself to listen.

I saw the story, and I saw him speak. there in Kentucky, I think it was, at their event. But I couldn't bring myself to listen. I just followed the Twitter updates to see what was going on after I found out he was going to speak. But between his comments going full berthor on the Tyson rape conviction and the reports that I've seen that ties him to Epstein just like Billy Boy. Yeah. I've seen a couple of times. of those reports, too, although I was, when I was, yesterday, I was reading a couple of stories,

and he was not mentioned. It doesn't mean that he wasn't part of it, but he wasn't mentioned in the latest stories. One of the stories that I saw included what is reported to be some scan pages from Epstein's Little Black Book, which includes blacked out, obviously, so people aren't calling it left and right, a direct line to Melania. Oh, wow. Wow, that's pretty fascinating. I have to look at the black book thing. I did see some stories on the black book, although I didn't click on the black book

because that was from a few years ago. When that was released. What I'll do then, Jeff, is I'll tweet you the image that I fall. Yeah, that'd be great. So what do you do? What do you do? Yeah, that'd be great because I did see the headlines for the black book, but that was put out, I mean, they were, you know,

that first came out, you know, a number of years ago, you know, quite a while ago when they first got that. So it's fascinating that he was, you know, that's where they got his, where they got his name. And that's why they didn't throw him in there. I don't know what to tell you about the NRA. You know, those guys, they got to do what they got to do. I'm sure they're just like most, most, and I don't want to say most everyone,

but they're going to be like, they are going to be the majority now. who think that we've all got to get behind and unite and get behind the presumptive nominee, and he's the man, and never Hillary, and that's just the way it is. And I'm absolutely sure that's the NRA stand on that. I would bet a million dollars on that. Let me just say on the whole Hillary, never Trump issue,

there's something a little more important than never, Hillary or never Trump, and that's what I am, and that's never evil. I know. I know. But, you know, look, we talked about it on the big show. But, I mean, we talked a little bit about this is what happens, right? I mean, we went for the lesser of two evils for a number of years. So pretty soon, you're just left with evil.

Right? And unfortunately, that's the case. And unfortunately, I fell into the whole lesser two evils. I know. I know. We all did. But at this point, why keep voting for the lesser or two evils when we have better quality people out there who want the job and who want the job for the right reasons? Well, I mean, I agree, but I don't know that it's, it may be too late for that. Now.

It's only too late if we let it be too late, Jeff. I mean, now you're looking at, you know, we're looking at, you know, we're looking at you know, just grabbing on and hoping we survive. I mean, it's... Unfortunately, that's the... Well, unfortunately, that's the case because we bought the lie of the two-party system for years. And it's now... There's a lot more people that are waking up, and if we just all stand together as a principal people,

then it's not too late. We may lose the next four years, but that doesn't mean we're going to lose after that. I hope that I hope from your ellipse to God's ears. I hope that's true. But I, you know, wow. I don't know that I actually, I want to believe that. I want to believe what you just said. So what do you do for a living?

I'm a sex trafficking and rape advocate. I work specifically in. In Kansas City? I'm starting out in Kansas City right now, but I'm working with some organizations to build to a national movement. I'm also a survivor, a sex trafficking, and rape. Do you have anything to do with our rescue at all? I am connected with them on Twitter.

You don't have to say. You don't have to say if you don't want to say. That's fine. Now, I'm connected with them on Twitter. I haven't done anything directly with them. The organization that I'm working most closely with is the Wayne Foundation. The, what is it? The Wayne Foundation.

Wayne Foundation? Yes. Just like Batman? Yeah, come on. You're working for Batman? Stop it. The Wayne Foundation in real life was actually started by a combination of Kevin Smith, the movie director, and Jamie Walton, who is a survivor herself. Wow.

Okay. Well, that'd be great. Send me some information out. Let me know what it is. Well, what you guys are doing. I'd love to see it. Right now since the work that I'm doing to start a new foundation is. in its infancy, I'll hook you up

with some information on the Wayne Foundation then. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be great. Thanks, John. I appreciate it. Thank you, Jeff. You have a good one, sir. All right, take care. Fascinating. And, like, you know, funny that he leaves with, you know,

in real life, Wayne Foundation. Like, Batman isn't real? Idiot. Wow. Man, I should have hung up on him right then. The Batman isn't real. What the heck is he talking about? Oh, I wanted to get to the World Record holder, too.

We got to get to the Guinness Book of World Record holder. These guys are breaking Guinness World Record records. And I always have a Guinness Book of World Record record record that I know will be in the books, that I could be the guy. But nobody wants to do it with me. I'm going to have to do it myself. I don't want to do it myself. I need help, okay, and I'm going to tell you how you can help me, maybe.

Okay? The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network. Is the Jeff Fisher Show. That it is. Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. Next weekend is Memorial Day Week. weekend, right? Wow. I mean, it is flying by. We're already almost to June 1st. My daughter's

birthday. First day of hurricane season. My daughter will be nine years old. Only nine more years, and then I can kick her out loud. Next weekend, we have a special Memorial Day broadcast for you. So no, you just sit back and enjoy the Memorial Day special all weekend long. And, um, Don't look at me like that. That's what we do on the holiday weekends. You know we air is special. It's going to be great. Doc and Skip.

Okay? We'll be hosting a remembering look back. What the heck is it called again? I got to remember what it's called. Hold on. Now they're going to be mad at me because I can't remember what it's called. It's a look back on the world. I'm sure it's like remembering Memorial Day or something like that.

What is it called? New York. Come on, what's the special called? Yeah, you guys had to put it together. You know, I'll stand by. That's what I've been doing, standing by looking for it. All right. So anyway, when they tell me the name at it from New York,

then I'll tell you the name of it. But you'll just enjoy it, all right? Don't look at me like that. We get to have a day off once in a while, too. Okay. I'll still put up the podcast for, you know, Walking Dead if there's a new one, a real, you know, I got to tell you, thanks for listening and thanks for downloading the podcasts of the shows.

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And for those of you that are, you know, I personally cannot wait for the original Walking Dead to come back because this new Walking Dead is like, I mean, it's, I don't want to call it bad, but it's not that good. It's called, the special is called Reflections from a Grateful Nation. So enjoy the special with Doc Thompson and Skip Lecombe. Memorial Day. reflections from a grateful nation of the World Day weekend special on the Blaze Radio Network. Reflections

from a grateful nation. All right. Let's do some stories that make you go huh? I just, huh? I've got just a list of stories here. Let's start with elementary school forces students to cross dress for LGBT weeks.

A yay! Parents said that the little girl came home and said, hey, it's bad enough that our, the parents, where it's bad enough that our society is forcing us to allow transgender into the wrong bathrooms, but our school system to teach our kids this is normal is absolutely. A student came home and told the parents that they had to dress up in a boy's clothes over her dress that she wore to school.

Parents were not happy. The principal, oh, the principal just said, wait, wait a minute, I approved of the transgender desensitization event at the school. I didn't know about the cross-dressing thing. Sorry, you know, but I think students need to learn about the prejudice of society against this group of people. This group of people is about negative two. I got to stop. No editorializing. Just stories that make you go.

Huh. So all events for the week have now been canceled at this elementary school in Sunny Oaks, California. In Oregon, Portland School Board bans climate change denying materials. Huh. The school itself bans climate change denying material. The board unanimously approved a resolution that eliminates doubt of climate change and its causes in schools. Huh. Huh. Huh. Netflix. This is stories that just make you go, huh. Netflix should buy WWE and UFC. Huh. I'm not even, you know, no editorializing, and I'm not going to, it's a would-be story about Netflix.

But I will say that, boy, have we changed our viewing habits with no cable since we pulled the cable out? And I rather like it because it's no commercials. And I like the streaming. Some of, I know my wife watches a couple of shows, and I watch them with her from CBS. And CBS, I like, I like. I like their plan. Their plan is really cool, right? I mean, they were one of the cutting edge networks. Their plan for their streaming is for the first, I think it's seven, but it might be three or four. For the first, we'll say seven days, but I might not be that long.

A new show will come out. It'll be on the network. And, you know, the next day or soon after, maybe be. two days. It goes up on their website and you can stream it for free. They put commercials in. It's a shorter commercial breaks, but they put commercials in and you stream it for free and watch the show. If you want to watch it without commercials, you can subscribe to CBS and you can pay them whatever amount of month and you can stream anything you want and all the archives and everything. I mean, what a great plan. You know, then you obviously have the Hulah. thing and you know the

I don't know what upgrade it is but you watch all the shows without commercials Netflix same thing obviously no commercial I just finished actually you know what I just made it through finally House of Cards season four I finally made it through the entire thing so I watched them all

it took me a while to get through House of Cards because there's so many other shows I mean I've got other shows to watch okay the House of Cards the only show I've got to watch and I don't know. I think that's my review of House of Cards season four. Better than three. Season four, better than season three. But then this weekend, you know what you can do.

Here's what I'll be doing, just so you know, as part of my Memorial Day weekend. After I listened to Doc and Skip with reflections from a grateful nation, I will be watching Bloodline on Netflix Season 2. Bloodline on Netflix Season 2. It better be good. Season 1 was great. Season 1 started off slow, but it definitely picked up.

And I loved the way they did the storyline and the narration from the brother and how the storyline went with the bloodline. There was another show that did it like that. It was fascinating. So if you get an opportunity to watch it, you can watch it. Dan and St. Louis, you are on the Blaze Radio Network. How are you, sir? Jeff, I'm good. How about you, Jeffrey?

Oh, my gosh. I don't know how good I am. That's how good way. I hear you. Okay, I'm going to give you a quick overview. I'm 60. First 20 years of my life, I grew up in Michigan, was a Wolverine fans. But the last 40 years, I've been a Missou fan.

Am I Zee, baby? I live in Missouri now. How did your son end up going to Missouri, if you don't mind me asking? I had a few questions. Okay. How did he end up going there? Yeah. I mean, how did he end up picking Missouri from other schools?

Okay. Well, the offensive line coach and offensive coordinator came to the high school and saw him and offered him a free ride right then. And he was not the only school that did that, but he was one of the schools that did that. And at one point Elvis wanted to go to another school, this is I'm going to give you a quick Reader's Digest version. He wanted to go to another school. And he wanted to go to another school. and the other school head coach treated him like crap on the phone. And he was really pissed. And he hung up the phone. He was really pissed. And he went for a drive. He says, I've got to get out of here.

And he went for a drive. And during that drive, the Mazoo coach, the offensive line and offensive coordinator, called him on the phone just to say hello. And he called him. During the drive. And it was the perfect time because he was so pissed at the other school. Okay. And we went out for a visit after that, and it was a great choice.

Oh, okay. Well, you know, like I said, I've watched Missouri. Did you hear Daniels now assigned with the Eagles? And I think he's going to make a run with Bradford. Do you agree with that? I mean, if we want to talk football, probably not. I mean, Chase is going to be one of those guys that is going to be in the record books as playing for 100 years. and he's going to make a fortune.

He is. You're right. I agree with that. And he's never going to play. Right. He plays. He has a Super Bowl. He has a Super Bowl ring.

I know. I know he does. I mean, he lives here. His folks live here not far from where I live here in Dallas. Okay. And he played with Elvis for a couple of years. His last year or last two years.

Elvis blocked for him. Are you still a Mazzoo fan, Jeffie? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I like Bazzo. It's okay. I mean, I'm, I got no reason to be a fan. All the players that I, all the players that I knew, uh, that were either coming up or were playing with Elvis are gone. That's last year was the last last, last year of players that, uh, were, you know, coming up that I was aware of that played with Elvis, either with him or underneath them. And, uh, so I'm really kind of left in the middle without a team right now. And, you know, Gary Pinkel's gone.

Right. You know, the other coaches that I know are all gone. So, I mean, I got, you know, they're in my heart because of Elvis, but I'm not really, I got no place to be really. And secondly, secondly, I grew up in Michigan as a child. Yes, that's okay. Forced to listen to the University of Michigan. Be a fan. So you're not a Wolverines fan then?

Well, I am. I was driven into my brain for my entire life. I mean, my dad has a business, my stepdad has a business degree from there. And I grew up, nobody ever listened to University of Michigan football audio. Everybody watched the game on TV, but you always listen to Bob Euker on the radio. Right, right. I know that's just the way it was. I mean, these Michigan men are paying on sidewalks. And this old man better sit down before he has another.

heart attack. Well, I know you listen to Pat. I know you have to listen to Pat and his BYU race. Okay. I know that. So I'm asking you, so pick a team. So because we don't know who you like. Pat obviously is driving it down all of our listeners' throats about BYU. Who do you like? Well, well, look, the only reason I stick with Mizzou is because of Elvis. And we had a great time last year watching a Missou kick BYU's butt in Kansas City. I know, I know, I know. That killed him so much.

It was more fun watching Pat Dias slowed death than anything else. You're not a cowboy fan, are you? You know, I spent a lot of years in Tampa. I became a Tampa Bay Buccaneer fan. But, you know, you're here, and this is all you hear is Dallas

when you're in this neck of the woods. It's tough. It's tough not to be kind of a fan, but not really. I mean, you know, obviously it's a hometown, so, you know, it's nice to be a fan, but I don't really care. So you don't have a real college fan that you're behind like Pat? Not anymore. No, not anymore. Okay.

I was kind of curious because, you know, obviously we hear Stu go on about the, you know, those Philadelphia ego. I know. you know, and how in a hell he got to be a Toronto Blues J fan is beyond me. But I... Good riddins. Let him go. Let him be a fan of America's team. All right, I got to go.

I'm up against the clock. I appreciate it. Thank you. Take care. Hey, more sports talk on the Blaze Radio Network just around the corner. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. You know, you and I need more time together is what needs to.

to happen. I'm going to put up a fight for that. We've got so much to get to. I didn't get to the Gerald Fogle looking for time reduced on his sentence. I didn't get to the all-female nude cast doing Shakespeare in the park in New York. Oh my gosh. Have a great week. Thanks for being here. You look good. Seriously, you do. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.