Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 'Snoot-Fest' In Rio 8/13/16

Episode Date: August 13, 2016

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. It is alive. Welcome to the Jeff Fisher broadcast. You know, that announcer was right, because it is the Jeff Fisher show. And that's me. Hey, how you doing? Welcome to the broadcast. 888-90333 is the phone number if you'd like to participate.

All right, let's get it out of the way. Because I've got, you know, a number of things to get to today. But most importantly, you know, right off the top, what's on your mind? Out of the Olympics, of course. I mean, come on now. The United States, overwhelming the world. We've got 50 medals total, number one, 20 gold, 13 silver, 17 bronze. Okay, we're number one.

Let's get that right out of the way. All right. Happy to be a part of that. Now, at first, when the Olympics started, a week ago, I thought, eh, I'm not really excited about it. You know, the opening. ceremonies were kind of boozy and it was just not excited about it now that it's been going on I'm getting into it okay now maybe because of swimming maybe because of gymnastics I think it's

just because it's the Olympics and it's you know it's nice to see the United States dominate and it's nice to see that despite everything that's said and done about our elitism, we get to have it. We get to have our elitism during the Olympics. And I like it. I like it. Now, then let's move to Michael Phelps. Wow.

Tremendous, right? 22 total gold medals, four. This Olympics, one silver. Last night he did the silver. He came in second to the kid, the, what's his face, schooling from Singapore who trains in the United States, I might add. In Texas, I might add. But in the Olympics, he's playing for Singapore.

Okay, whatever. But he was a big Phelps fan, idolized him, and then he beat him last night. and Phelps tied three ways in that race, so they all got a silver. And then nobody gets the bronze, nobody gets the gold. I mean, they get the one gold and the three silvers, and then we've moved on. That's kind of chinty. I heard O'Pelka talking about this, actually. So when there's a tie, let's say you get two gold.

a tie for gold, which they've had. And then so the second guy gets a silver, but then there's no bronze. What? That's a rip-off. That's a rule of the Olympic Committee needs to change. Agreed. Agreed with that. Now, I know that Phelps has been tremendous.

He's got one more race, I think, tonight, where he can get a gold. But that's not an individual, Mel. That's with a team. It's a relay. So, or a medley, whatever you want to, whatever the heck they want to call it in swimming. So he can still get another gold, probably at least get another medal.

And this is his last hurrah. He said he's not coming back. There were reports that he was going to be coming back since the butterfly last night was the final of his race there was a theory out there that was saying that, uh, no, he'll be coming back.

He's going to want to try to dominate that and win again. Uh, he, Michael Phelps, said, uh, uh, a no.

Um, a no. I'm not coming back in four years. Uh, sorry. You can throw the, theories out all you want but I'm not coming back so have a nice day so that's I mean the Phelps run is over and now let's bring in the you know millions of dollars for

Michael Phelps like he's not getting that now it's been exciting watching we had controversy in the soccer games and I you know many of you soccer oh gosh but It's part of the Olympics. And the women's soccer team who was, you know, expected to be the champions all over again, lost. And Hope Solo was, you know, the poor loser. Calling the Sweden team cowards and they didn't play the game, right? They didn't want to play. That was their game, Hope.

And they got to you. And it was from the coach that coached them the last couple years or whatever. So she knows inside and out. And, you know, Hope can be, you know, cry and whine all she wants, but that was their game and they got beat. So, let's move on, Hope. Sorry, go home. You're not getting the gold, okay? Yeah, there you go.

Now we have other sports coming up. I did watch. Okay, I've watched some rugby. I like rugby. Very little soccer, but I have watched a little. gymnastics, of course. You know, they've made that pretty big, and our gymnastic team has been tremendous.

And Riles has been, you know, on top of the world. And oh my gosh. Let's talk Olympics for just a second. Gymnastics. So, Gabby. Gabby, I don't know that, you know, you, when you listen to this, you might not be listening live,

you might be busy. So when you download this, later. We can go to the blaze.com slash radio and download it for your flight home, Gabby, and you want to listen to the Jeff Fisher show. First of all, thank you. Second, remember that despite you being on top of the world and Miss World Elite gymnast and everybody loves you, when you become a bitch, nobody likes it.

Okay? When you get your little snoot up in the air, nobody likes it. and when you stand on the podium to get the medal and you don't put your hand across the heart for the United States National Anthem, nobody likes it. So when you start whining a year from now that nobody's paying attention to me

and other people have been getting all these sponsorships and I'm getting nothing, remember how you acted in Rio. Remember your little snoot fest when other people are standing up cheering and you just sat there with your little snorkel look on your face. And remember the time of all.

on the podium when you didn't put your hand over your heart. No need to do that smiling if you're, if you have your little heart in a snoot, but still Americans remember that crap. Because we're the United States of America. It's one thing the Olympics does do, and especially to me, it does bring back the,

we're the United States of America. And nobody can say, we're going to make us great again. Nobody can say, hey, we're great just as like, just like Poland is great, just like France thinks there's great and no. We're the United Freakins states of America. There might be much of it. There might be much of us that's dead inside.

But this brings back some life. This is pumping a little bit of new blood into the U.S. Let's hope it stays for a while. I did watch a little bit of fencing. I didn't sure I get it. I tried to get it. I might have to go back and watch a little bit more because I'm going to have I got to try to understand what the heck.

So I watch the one match of fencing I see. Men's fencing. Men's single fencing. I don't know if they have team fencing. And so they stay there. They get their swords with the stop and then they go. And the one guy gets a point. The one guy gets a point.

He's player number one gets a point. They go back to the line. They set up. Go. Ching, ching, ching, player number one gets a point. They stop. They go back to the line. Ching, ching, ching.

Player number two scores some kind of point. And he's the winner. Have a nice day. Okay, so I don't know how much I missed. I don't know what the deal was. All I know is that what? And they're taking their, you know, they're taking their mask off and they're hugging each other and off they go. Okay, I got to understand fencing.

I've got to learn the rules of fencing. It's just like water polo. The other day I'm watching some water polo. trying to figure out what the heck's going. So I've got to go find the rules, reading the rules. And I find out that in some of the rules, they don't, it's tough to find some of the rules. I mean, they give you the layout of the rules, but then there's some rules where they just throw in there, like they're in the middle of another rule and they say, and because you can't

touch the bottom, okay, well, where's that rule? Where does what happens if you touch the bottom? Stuff like that. Just little things about the games that really kind of, you know, you got to know to watch the game, right? You got to know the inside outs of the rules. That's how you play. Watch a little ping pong.

Saw a guy fall down. I mean, ping pong, you want to talk about damaging, dangerous sport. I mean, they called the medicant and everything playing ping pong. Come on, man. Little tracking fields going on. I caught a little bit of that last night. A couple of the women, you know, sprints, some of the fastest women in the world. They do some moving.

No question about that. You can quote me on that. They do some moving, man. And these were just, you know, trials last night. So we've got some track and field going on. But, and of course volleyball. I mean, the athleticism of women's volleyball is tremendous. But then there's badminton.

Now, I haven't seen any of the badmitten performances yet because it just started. And I've kind of, I'm going to have to go to the on-demand. to try to see what's going on because Malaysia has a guy that's been to three or four Olympics and hasn't won a gold. And now this is his year. Le Chongui. This is his year. He said he's in better shape than he's ever been and he's playing better than he's ever played.

Now, I've played badminton before in the backyard. And it's not like these guys play. but I'm all for it. You know, it's a fun little backyard game. I just wonder when the Olympics will have, you know, croquet. Because when they have croquet, I'm in. I can still, you know, despite being 152 years old, I can still, you know, do some croquet in now.

And Olympic croquian, come on. Have you especially Olympic made mallet? Oh, yeah, come on. That's good stuff. good stuff. And then I heard Michael Pelka, which airs before this broadcast, discussing the delayed broadcast of the medal ceremony for Simone Manuel, the first African-American to win a single individual swimming event, you know, female to boot. Don't forget, Mike, that we were told because they delayed the opening ceremonies. because the producers and commentators wanted time to put it into context for Americans.

So I'm sure that's what they were doing there as well. And then I saw an interview with NBC support executives, Chairman Mark Lazaroth, and he pretty much is saying the same thing. Now, the ratings have been pretty good. They're winning their slots. The opening ceremonies were down like 35, the opening ceremonies were down huge. It doesn't mean the numbers aren't big. they're just down, you know, they were down 35% from 2012.

That's a lot. Now, he's still saying that they've, they're making money hand over fist. It's the most profitable Olympics. They've made an extra 30 million since the games have started, is what he was saying. And they've got more places, because every event is streamed live, tape, delay, primetime broadcasters of showcases, such as star-studded women, gymnastics, lose some of They're luster. Uh-huh.

You aren't kidding. But he strongly defended the decision to create our storytelling and our narrative and to show around the competitions by using the pre-packaged form. Things like gymnastics are difficult and sluggish to show live. So the producers and commentators want time to put it into context for Americans. because we're just too dumb. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Thanks, Mr. Lazarus.

We appreciate it very much. But it's been worth watching. It's been fun. And Michael Phelps have been great. I mean, come on. We've got one more event with him tonight. He's leading. I mean, he's ahead of countries.

A head of countries. I mean, it's amazing. He's got 22 gold medals to his name. Okay? 22 gold medals. It places him 39th on the all-time list among Olympic nations. Eddie, if he gets to the 23rd gold, come on now. I mean, that is tremendous.

Right? Because you're looking at he's won more gold medals than 100. 108 countries. First Olympic race came in the 2000 Olympics when he was 15. Finished on the podium in more than 93% of his Olympic events. If he was a country, tied for 38th all time at Olympic gold medals. He's won more than double the number of Olympic gold medals as the second most decorated Olympian of all time. Larissa Latina.

Larissa Latina. He has set 39 world records, most all time, broke his first world record in 2001 when he was 15. Come on now. In 2004, Phelps has never, since starting in 2004, Phelps has never lost an individual medley 200-meter race in the Olympics.

27 different swimmers have gone up against him. Ah, lost. His 21 Olympic medal streak between 2004 and 2012 Well, longest of all time. I mean, those are just a few things, Michael Phelps. I mean, tremendous. Thanks for the enjoyment, Michael. And go USA.

And don't forget when you're on the podium, Gabby, despite your little snit, put your hand over your heart. We won't forget. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. In the next 19 seconds, you could sell you. your home. Okay, it's, I mean, it's not going to sell your home, I mean, this, but you're going to take a big step toward getting it sold. Go to real estate agents,itrust.com, and find an agent

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just unbelievable. Others were, I have to comment on the story that Michael Pelko talked about a little bit earlier in the broadcast. I may have to question him on it a little bit. I think, I mean, he may be an expert on it, but I have to kind of think, I don't know that the whole truth and nothing but the truth was had. We'll see. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 88893033 is the phone number. And, you know, we've got a ton of great stories for you today and some information. But I do sometime during the broadcast. I think I need your help. I was sent an email from someone.

And I am serious when I say I was like, what? And it was just a matter of fact. And I can't get it out of my head. And it's just completely thrown me for a loop. Now, in fact, I've got these other stories in front of me, and I've got to tell you about this because I can't stop thinking about it. So we've been having issues with, my fences are down at the house. There's one side of the fence that's down between myself and another neighbor,

and then there's another part. I don't know if you know this, but North Texas is like the wind capital. of the universe. And, you know, when comes, and when they built these homes, they built them with, you know, builder-grade fences. So, you know, after a number of years, in so many years, the wind is just torn them down. And they, you need fences put in correctly and with some sort of, I don't know, worthy wood and worthy poles.

Anyway, so we've been having a, you know, this deal with who's going to pay, how much are we paying, who belongs to what, what belongs to what. And it's not knocked down, drag out, it's just that's what we're doing. And so I hadn't seen my neighbor in, I don't know, a week or so. And, you know, we're all in and out all the time. And it's, look, it's here right now in Texas. Yesterday, the high at DFW was 107. Okay. So it's like the surface of the sun here in North Texas right now, outside.

And so it's almost like winter up north for those of you to understand. So that you don't go outside unless you have to. Okay. So, you know, the kids are stay inside. You know, you drive through the neighborhoods. And it's like I was driving, I was driving through the neighborhood the other day. It's in the middle of the afternoon. There is nobody.

I mean, it's like winter. And that's why, because it's the surface of the sun outside. You can't swim because the water is boiling. In fact, this area is the only area I know of, and I lived in Florida for a long time. This area is the only place I know of that you can have giant ice cubes delivered to your home to put in the pool to cool to cool it down. so that you at least can stop the boiling of the pool water so you can swim. That's amazing. So anyway, I emailed my neighbor last night.

And I see the boy. It's actually really sad because I don't know what I got to think about how I got to handle it. And I know the little, the kid, you know, the kid next door. and, you know, the husband, I see him from time to time. He's out and I see the wife from time to time. And she's the one, the wife is, she's the one that I have the email address for. And since I hadn't seen them, I thought I would email them and let them know, you know, what the progress is on my part of the fencing, what's going on, insurance, all that stuff. And so I get an email back.

And it's nice. she thanks me kind of lets me know what you know what they're doing what's going on and then I in the email my oldest son Elvis is moving and has moved to Texas now from Florida

and in the process of his move we are dog sitting all right so and he's got two dogs which is a completely other story my wife fought for you keep the dogs we keep the baby that didn't work

So We're dogs saying My kids love them The dogs and they're fine They're not There's some dogs in the neighborhood Especially the ones right behind us That are

You know We'll kill you just as soon as look at you And there's one dog A little A little mini chihuahua Or whatever That thinks it will kill you And

That dog is going to disappear one day They're just going to say I wonder what happened to The dog's name is Blue I wonder what happened to Blue I don't know you mean it's gone maybe that's why i haven't heard it barking all hours of the day and night and digging holes underneath the fence to get in my backyard do you mean it's gone it's disappeared

darn the luck that very well may happen soon so i in my email i say hey i just want to let you know we're dog sitting and you know you might have seen the dogs out because the fence you know the one part of the fence is down. Don't worry about it. You know the one dog and the other dog is new, but they're both great, and you don't have to worry about them being being mean or whatever. They're playful. They want to play. And they just, you know,

maybe we'll, you know, I'll make sure that when I see you out, I let the dogs out so that they, you know, at least know you. And the reply. The reply. I mean, I don't know what to do with it. So it was very nice.

And she, you know, tells me thanks. I know what's going on. Yeah, we got to meet the dogs. And that's great. And in the email, she says, well, we can't, we can meet the dogs on Sunday because, insert husband's name, is moving out tomorrow. It will be crazy around here. What am I supposed to do with that? I was floored.

I know. I mean, it's been in songs for a million years. And I've been through a divorce before. It ain't fun. But the little, you know, he's got the little boy. And he's a good kid. And he's, I don't know what to do with it. Am I supposed to, you know, oh, great.

Well, that's good for you, huh? or that bastard. Thank God he's gone. Why am I supposed to do with that? I was just, I was like, I did reply. I don't know what the,

I mean, I can't be happy. I can't be sad. Either way I go, I'm screwed. So there's just no reply to that, bad boy at all. And if I reply,

it ain't referring to that. That's going to be a disappearing line from the email. But if, I mean, I just threw me last night. And I was, and I don't know why it threw me, right? I mean, look, every time I turn around the last five or six months, I hear my wife say, I can't believe they're getting a divorce and another couple are breaking up.

Or they've been separated for a few months. I think they're getting back together now. Okay. I don't know these, don't, I know these people from scouting. I know these people from the church. I know these people from work. I know these people from whatever. I mean, I don't...

They're friends with my wife. I don't want to be friends with them, okay? My wife wants friends. I don't care. But that having been said, I mean, maybe people don't want to be my friend. I don't know. But I don't know why it threw me for a loop.

Anyway, it just did. And I can't stop thinking about it. And I, you know... I don't want, you know, look, if you're listening, I've been through a divorce and it sucks. It's not fun. But I know a lot of people that have been through a lot worse divorces than I went through. And it was less fun than my no fun. I know people that are still dealing with a divorce that happened years ago because it was not fun.

So, I mean, I know how bad it is. I got it. But, I mean, I don't know what to do. I mean, if he's, if I pull up today, right? I come home and he's got the U-Haul out. So getting rid of the old ball and chain today, are we? I mean, I don't think that would go over well. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show.

The Blaze Radio Network, the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. If you wish to participate in the broadcast. At first glance to this particular story, you say, what? And then you read it and think about it a little bit. And you think, you know, really that's... East Carolina.

This is the headline. East Carolina. offers help to students dealing with adulting. And you think, come on now. East Carolina University is starting an adulting counseling program to help students deal with failure and other pitfalls of growing up. Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs, Virginia Hardy says students requested 9,000 appointments with counselors last school year, an increase of 1,800 appointments.

over two years ago. The Daily Reflector of Greenville reports that Hardy told university trustees that students are struggling to understand there will be setbacks in life and responding to them properly is the key to their development. When students return in the fall, they will be given a self-assessment about resiliency and offer to help to deal with stress through relaxation techniques and changing unproductive negative thoughts. Hardy also hopes the courses prevent students from turning to drugs and alcohol to deal with stress.

Now, at first read, you think, I had a bunch of wusses. Second read. Isn't that what the university is supposed to be doing? Not sure why it's a story, really, except that it's called adulting counseling. And everything is a story in today's world, so that's why it's a story. really that's what they're supposed to be doing. And this comes from a time when these children at home and during their other schooling have been led to believe that there are no losers.

Everybody is a winner, even though you lost him. You still get a medal. The grading has changed dramatically because we don't want people to think that they're failing. Oh, my gosh. No. you didn't fail okay C minus is the lowest that we have grading wise doesn't that mean I failed by all means no

E and F oh those are horrific letters and we will never use those to hurt your feelings it comes from that so by the time they get in college and we were seeing some of that from people who didn't go through adulting counseling out in the real world, realizing, I mean, we talk about it all the time about, you know, there are winners and losers in the real world. Guess what?

You will have setbacks. Guess what? You're not guaranteed a job to live in that $300,000 home right after college. You just aren't. and that's the pitfalls of becoming an adult. Yeah, I know. It sucks. It sucks for the rest of us too.

But then you realize, hey, if I work hard, figure out what's going on and do the right things, I can have some of those things that I want. But then we have people like, you know, I don't know, our president and our Democratic, Democratic presidential nominee wanting to keep giving us more and more free stuff. But it really isn't free, is it? That, I hope, is part of the adulting class? So they realize, guess what? All that free stuff from the government isn't really free, is it?

No, no, it's not. it's really money from taxpayers who are out working and trying to earn a living and being adults. So good for East Carolina. Help those kids out. At least get them out there, let them know what the real world is going to be like. I doubt that's what the counseling is going to be,

but we can all hope, can't we? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear. Safe signs stable.

It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. How in the world are you? Thanks for coming along for the ride today. 9-00-33-93 is the phone number if you wish to participate. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA.

You can follow me on Facebook. Jeff Fisher Radio. You can follow me on Instagram at Jeff EMRA. Some good news for America. We have the list of demands from Black Lives Matter. We have a group of students at the Claremont Colleges. that are in search of a roommate, but insist the roommate not be white. Could you get away with that in the other way?

Other direction? No way. No way. This is directed to protect POC. You know, the people of color, not white people. They have expressed concerns. Some have expressed concerns about the anti-white discrimination. Uh, yeah.

But why would you be concerned about that? Because there is no white discrimination, okay? My gosh. Are you stupid? That's why we don't want to live with white people. Okay? Oh. I mean, when you could live with white people,

but be far more comfortable living with, other people of color. Always white people, always mad when they don't feel included. They need to go to an adulting class. People at the Claremont College need to go to an adulting class. But what the heck? It's okay. It's not bad.

You can just put out there, hey, I'm looking for a roommate. No white people. It's okay. It's okay. There's now a marketplace for white people to make reparation payments. How sweet is that? Huh?

How sweet is that? A new website whereby people can pay reparations to the people of color for their years of oppression. Pretty cool. Oh, yeah. The page website clarifies how people should utilize their size. I invite people of color to ask for what they need to feel better, be happier, be more productive by posting in this space.

These may be both material and immaterial requests. I invite people to identify as white to offer services or contributions to people of color in need of any time. Energy, substantive care, and support. So there isn't any confusion. Here's an example. Person of color one. I need a massage this week. White person one.

Post Groupon with Code for Redemption. Person of color two. I need therapy. I can spend $10 a session. White person, two. Post contact information to a therapist who they have made arrangements with. Person of color three. I need groceries.

White person three. I'll get them for you. PM me. and I'll send an Amazon fresh or Safeway delivery. You just pick out what you want. I have a $200 limit. What?

You're only willing to spend $200 on food for this person? Person of color four. I'm too upset to make dinner. I live in Seattle. White person number four. Come over to my house for dinner. Bring a friend if you like. PM me and I'll send you the address

or I can order delivery to you. What kind of food do you like? Person of color four. I'm too upset to make dinner. I live in Seattle. White person, me. Looks like you're going to go hungry. I don't live in Seattle.

I'm sorry, that's mean. That's horrible. I shouldn't do that. Person of color five. I need a quiet place to work on. Work on and then there's a blank line. I need a quiet place to work on and there's a blank line. Person of color.

White person. I have an office, a spare room, a house that will be unoccupied on the following dates. Would you like to use that space? I can send pictures. You've got to be freaking kidding me. Uh, no. You know what? Uh, no.

Megan, on the other hand, chose to make an unsolicited offer of empathetic listening. She's apparently trained in emotional freedom technique and nonviolent communication. And even though she is not a licensed therapist... Isn't that so special? She's not a licensed therapist, but she's therapeuticing without a license. That should be a crime. You've been therapeutic without a license. I'm not therapeutic.

I'm empathetic listening. And even though she's not a licensed therapist, she has a lot of experience holding space in this way. Come on now. I chose to make an unsolicited offer. for empathetic listening. I'm trained in emotional freedom technique and nonviolent communication. I'm not a licensed therapist, but I do have a lot of experience holding space in this way. We need an adult in class bad.

Black Lives Matter. They've made some demands. They've made some demands, and I think we need to, you know, seriously maybe do some empathetic listening. Some emotional freedom techniques with nonviolent communications. And the war on black people. An immediate end to the criminalization of black youth. An end to zero tolerance policies in schools.

All police removed from all schools. And reallocating police funds to black schools. Also, an end to capital punishment. Bail. Court fees. No more criminal history disclosure for loans, licenses, employment. and no more cages or jail cells or shackling handcuffs. Reparations for past and continuing harassment.

Payment in the form of free education for life for all blacks, undocumented and former current criminals. Retroactive forgiveness of college debt. A guaranteed minimum wage with corporate regulations. Public school curriculums will teach against colonialism and slavery and how that has injured the black community to this. day. I'm listing epithetically. Invest, divest. Investments in education, health and safety for blacks, divestment from prison, fossil fuels, police, surveillance, and corporations. That includes decriminalization

and records expunged for all drug-related offenses and prostitution. Universal health care and a constitutional right for a fully funded education. Also, a cut in military spending. These are just a few of the demands from the Black Lives Matter. Economic justice. Progressive restructuring of tax codes and a right to restored land, clean air, clean water, and housing. An end to the Trans-Pacific Partnership and renegotiate all trade agreements and prioritize for black communities. Black Lives Matter demands.

Community control. We demand a world where those most impacted in our communities control. the laws, institutions, and policies that are meant to serve us, from our schools to our local budgets, economies, police departments, and our land, while recognizing that the rights and histories of our indigenous family must also be respected. Enough said. It almost sounds like Sharia law, but I'm sorry, I'm listening empathetically. Political power.

We demand independent. black political power and black self-determination in all areas of society. We envision a remaking of the current U.S. political system in order to create a real democracy where black people and all marginalized people can effectively exercise full political power. This includes new voting standards, internet for all, protection and increased funding for historically black colleges and universities, black media, cultural political, and social formations. There's more. They've got more details of their demands of their platform. It's quite long. Good luck, God bless. And you most definitely don't want to hear all lives matter. But I'm

going to go to the reparations website and offer to make a payment of, along with Megan, of empathetic listening. Now, I'm not trained in emotional freedom technique or non-violent communication, and I am not a licensed therapist, just like Megan. Although Megan is trained in emotional freedom technique and non-violent communication, I guess I could read the book. I have a pretty good idea what it is. So I'll just offer an unsolicited offer of empathetic listening.

And then, when I'm done empathetic listening, I can respond by saying, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the police radio network. The Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Welcome to the broadcast.

888-90333 is the phone number. Good news. Good news. For those of you that own homes in San Jose, California, you now have the average home price over a million dollars. Congratulations. I mean that. came the first city in the country, San Jose, California,

in which the median price of a home is greater than $1 million. A yay! Home prices increased in 83% of the 178 metro areas, and the average price of a single family home increased, throughout the U.S., almost 5%, 4.9%, year over year. Medium, single-family home in the United States of America? $240,700. Amazing.

The increase in prices also pointed to the massive shortage of new homes under construction. Yeah, not here in the Metroplex. There's a slice of dirt, build a home. Look, there's two slices of dirt. Toll Road. Do we really need that long of a driveway? Newhouse. I mean, they are building everywhere.

And some of the people that have held out, I was driving down one road yesterday. And when we've only lived here, what, three or four or five years now? And since we've moved here, there's one road that we've traveled quite frequently that has built up. immensely, but there's still some property holding out. And there's a couple of older homes that were there that I would actually love to live in there great. But they just now, in the last six months, have put up for sale signs for their property because the home is on some prime stinking property.

It's not just, you know, a tenth of an acre home. And then now that all that land is being built up on, they're like, you know what? guess what? Our land is for sale now too. Yeah, our land is for sale now too. No, it's going to be a lot more. It's going to be a lot more expensive than what you paid for those other lands to build those houses on because this is the last of it right here. So they've just got to be holding out for, you know, fortunes. fortunes. God bless him. God bless him. I mean, that's, God bless him. So the DEA says pot remains illegal. The drug enforcement agency came out earlier this week and said marijuana is still illegal as it ever was at the federal level. A big no is the response to two recent petitions to have pot taken off the list of the schedule one-day. Narcotics. Going further, the government declared it has no currently accepted medical use and a high

potential for abuse. There hasn't been enough research conducted to confirm otherwise, which is why government officials have decided to allow increased farming for research purposes. Current research has been considered more than enough in the 25 states that have approved medical, medicinal use of marijuana for everything from epilepsy to arthritis. You can expect even more states to have it on their November ballot. But right now, the government has declared that it has no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse. I must say that's kind of ridiculous.

It's kind of ridiculous. The research, I mean, I have witnessed research. All jokes. I've witnessed that research, too, where that whole abuse part of it. Yeah, I've witnessed that too. But I have witnessed. It helped patients with, oh, I don't know, cancer, going through chemo. and easing the as you put fill your body with poison killing everything of any consequence in your blood

oh yeah that's what chemo is by the way um so i've had witnessed where marijuana has eased the struggle with that so you know i know that there's no currently accepted medical use or high potential, no accepted medical use. Dear DEA. Come on now. Nobody really believes you on that.

Nobody believes you. I mean, we believe you on the abuse part, but not the other. Not the other, pal. The Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it.

8, 8. 9-00-3393 is the phone number. Okay. So, in the last segment, we talked about the DEA, saying that, you know, marijuana, what was the line that you used to? No currently accepted medical use and, of course, a high potential for abuse. Well, for those of you that, I don't know, are abusing it, guess, for those of you, our main control room production is in New York City. And I just found out I must probably go take a trip to New York City because they have a museum of ice cream.

I know. I know. What a museum of ice cream? Now it's only open this freaking month. What? We've got to go up there and do a Facebook live or something of the Museum of Ice Cream. I open from July 29th through August 31st, the Museum of Ice Cream. And I've got to click on the story.

I printed it, but it didn't print out the whole thing. Why didn't it? What is it wrong with America when you print a story and the whole thing doesn't print out? Is there, has America gone down? Has America gone down? While I'm doing that, I want to tell you, don't forget that the internet went crazy this week, too, where Malia caught smoking a joint.

Yeah, that's right. The first daughter, huffing and puffing on a joint on video. Good. Yeah, make the family proud. Well, what? Dad said he got high, so? Uh-huh. Yeah, miss, I'm going to, I'm the daughter of the president

of the United States. Barack isn't, you know, smoking a joint in a crowd now. Yeah, it does have a little bit of respect for the office. Not much, but a little. And she's out twerking at parties and, you know, taking a year off from school and now we're just going to see her on video smoking dope. She's got to be smarter than that, doesn't she?

Has to be smarter than that. Maybe not. Maybe not. Look at the Museum of Ice Cream. Oh, my God. A sprinkle-filled pool. Now, apparently it's not real sprinkles.

What? Because they would melt into a real mass, but they're colored plastic beads. Uh-huh. Oh, man, there's got to be talking about disease written there. You're talking to think McDonald's kids jump balls have diseases on them? Oh, the sprinkle pool with the fake sprinkle pool pool. Oof.

We have to go to this ice cream. We have to go to the museum of ice cream. I mean, museum. On entering a large neon sign above the counter where complimentary ice cream would be served. Yes. Each week, the pop-up changes up its ice cream offerings, treating customers of signature flavors dreamt up by the eater's. dreamt up by the eateries like Black Tap, Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, and McConnell's fine ice cream and ma'am.

Our first visit, we got vanilla topped with agave, lime, marshmallows, and fruit loops. According to this reporter, an unexpectedly perfect combo. I disagree with that. I have a feeling that vanilla topped with agave, lime, lime. marshmallows and fruit loops is not going to turn out an unexpectedly perfect combo for moi. I mean, there's nothing I crave with ice cream more than agave and lime. I'll tell you that. I'll give you the marshmallows and the fruit loops.

That doesn't sound bad. But, come on now. Agave and lime. Stop it. Stop it. And I walked to the next room. Oh, waffle cones dedicated. to edible balloons, which were being made by the tell.

Why are we not? Why have we not done a Facebook live, a live reporting for the Blaze Television Network on the Ice Cream Museum? It's only open a month. This is a must for the network. This network cannot survive without doing something on the Museum of Ice Cream. And I, I am willing to take the hit for that. Okay. I mean, I don't want to go to New York, but I will.

I don't want to go to the Ice Cream Museum, but I will. I don't want to do a report for the network on the Ice Cream Museum, but I will because I'm willing to take one for the team. So if you happen to be in New York, come on now. The Museum of Ice Cream, I freaking love that. Now, some would say, Jeff, you've eaten enough ice cream in your life. So, Chuck in Florida, you are on the broadcast. Hi, Chuck. How are you? Greetings, Jeffie.

I'm great. How are you today? Oh, Chuckinflora.com. All right. Now, Chuck. I know we like to go to you because Florida is the hotbed of Dummerie. Yeah. Yeah.

So what are some of the headlines today? And I also have a couple other things I want to talk to you today. other than the dummery of Florida. But we'll start with the dummery. The dummery begins with a man beats wife for supporting Hillary, or arrested man twerks in court. We also have the manatee mating stops traffic. Kind of one of my favorites.

We've got a woman fatally shot by a Florida police officer while they were role-playing the bad guy scenario at the Citizens Police Academy. That was a horrible mistake. That's god awful. I mean, who does that, you know? You don't check the weapon before you start shooting at people. I think they were supposed to be, they were supposed to be fake bullets, right?

They weren't. From what I understand, they didn't even know that that gun could take real bullets. It was supposed to be like a prop gun. Sad. Yeah. Okay, let's go to, let's go to, now you've got me down. Okay, thinking of the sad mistake. as long as you've got me.

Yeah, absolutely. We're going to mating manatees. You know me well. We're going to mating manatees. I selected this one especially for you, Jesse. I freaking love manatees, man. They're cool. They're very cool to watch in the water.

It kind of reminded me a little bit of the woman's water polo from the Olympics. I thought for sure you were going to kind of reminded me when we were swimming together, Jeff. I just, you know, just you and me. Anyway. So what happened? So apparently Tuesday afternoon, there were a lot of splashing in the water, and some people pulled over the side of the road. You know, usually it's dolphins.

We don't see a lot of manatees in the Bay area, but this was right in Tampa Bay at off the causeway. And apparently it only happens every three to five years. And I'm kind of feeling sad for manatees right about now. Oh, no, no. Those three to five years are good, bro. Apparently they're making up for it because it was a big, old orgy out there.

They get anywhere from five to seven manatees for every female. And I guess their mating habits are fairly well documented. It mentions here that the male strategy is to push the female into shallow water

in order to mate with her. And I'm thinking, Jeff, you should know this. I do. I just said, yeah. I just said, yeah. Sure. Yeah, it's been there. Yeah, that's what you do.

Yeah, I guess it caused quite a backup on the, I'm one of the only three ways of crossing the water here in the Bay Area. Yeah, that's not the only thing it caused a backup on. Anyway, I, seriously, I used to see Manatees all the time. You'd say you don't see them very often, but I never, I went to the, like, they have the Manatee swimming area by the new plant. But in, for those of you that are aware of what Florida is like on the Florida's sun-drenched west coast on Treasure Island, where we used to play softball stuff all the time on some of the inland waterways.

We would see them all the freaking time. All the time. You can see the ones. And you can see the ones that have been hit by boat blades, by propellers. You know, there's so many. Obviously, that's a problem in Florida for those of you that don't know. Manatees should be in your water near your home, there should be a no-wake zone. The reason it's a no-wake zone is so your propellers do not hit.

Hit manatees, idiot. Yeah, yeah. And so you can see the ones that have been injured from the propellers, and, you know, thankfully they were still alive, but they are really cool. And I have never seen, I have never actually witnessed a mating orgy. I'm a little disappointed. Well, again, every three to five years, it's kind of a chance happening. That's why so many people were stopped.

It just completely blocked traffic. So it was a fun afternoon on a Tuesday commute home. I bet. All right, so what was the other one? I love this one about the man, the man twerking in court. If ever you needed a picture of a face that defines the word not amused, it was this judge on the bench as this guy's twerking. That's fantastic.

This woman has just the grumpyest looking face ever. And Calvin, what is his name? Calvin Griffith decided to. steal a truck from a high school parking lot and go for a bit of a joy ride. I guess when he got into the courtroom, he said, hey, I'm on TV, and there's my mom. My mom's here. And he starts twerking. And I got to say, it's quite the sight to behold.

I mean, he's happy. What's he supposed to do? He's what's happy wants to celebrate. Absolutely. He hasn't seen his mom in a while. Apparently, she had a big old bag of meds that he was not taking that she brought to the courtroom for him. I bet.

I bet. So all these stories and more are up at chuckinflora.com. Chuckinflora.com. And you can go there and peruse these stories and there's many more there for you. Now, let's move on from chuckinflora.com. Let's talk about Chuck in Florida with the family. Oh, family's great. How's yours?

So is the wife there with you now? Unfortunately, she's putting in a little overtime on a Saturday. You know, bringing in the bacon, as it were, working at the good old St. Joseph's Hospital here in Tampa. I mean, do you have three-way calling on this phone? Can we give her a call? Can we get her on the line? I ought to be able to. I'm on Skype here. Look at you. I'm just keen. I thought for sure you'd say, no, she's working at a hospital. Jeff, are you stupid? And you're like, okay, yeah, let's call her.

I mean, you know, it's not like she's working hard. She's already given the patients their meds. What are you kids over? Her day is done. Yeah, right. I'm done for the day. That's all she does. You go and you come up meds and they sleep. I'm, that's it. No, you do not have to call. You do not have to call her at work.

She will be. She would be really mad at me, and I don't want to do that. That would like, I would like, all right, give her a call. Okay, hold on. No, I, seriously, let me see if I can really do this here. All right, so hold on. I got to take a break. Don't go anywhere.

You three-way caller. I want to do the break, and then we're going to three-way call her the wife, because I want to talk to her. She had some exciting news happened yesterday, and I think it's kind of cool. And I'd like to talk to her about it. All right, so hold on. All right, go to the break. Go to the break. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show. That it is, and I'm joined by Chuck in Florida, and he has three-way called his wife, Kirsten, who we wanted to talk to and congratulate. Kirsten, welcome to the broadcast. How are you? darn the luck, unfortunately, she was unavailable. What? I know. The blood transfusion couldn't wait?

I mean, it's a hospital. Stop it. They got to have somebody else to do that kind of stuff. No, actually, she was in a part of the building where she couldn't get to the phone, so. Whatever. Whatever. All right, well, I wanted to congratulate her anyway, because yesterday she actually became a, a United States citizen.

That's fantastic. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, we got documented and everything, you know. So, I mean, how long did it take for her to become a citizen? I mean, you know, when she decided that, hey, I'm going to be a citizen, and then now that she's a citizen. Actually, that process when we started filing paperwork was just about, I want to say, 10 months. Well, that's not too bad. No, I mean, it was a little longer than normal.

I guess they had a lot of requests here recently, and they did lose their paperwork at least once. So, you know, and go back. That's a surprise. We showed up for the appointment, and they say, we don't have you on the schedule. You should have received a letter in the mail today to not come in today. I said, yeah, if we were to receive that, we wouldn't have been here. Yeah. And guess what?

The letter, guess what, the mail doesn't come until, I don't know, five in the afternoon. Yeah, most times, you're right. That's true. It's agonizing. So anyway, I'm up against the clock. So tell her congratulations. That's great. I'll do it, sir.

Absolutely. It was a great ceremony. They had 48 people from 23 different countries, and it was all really cool to see all these new Americans. Yeah, well, they better believe in the United States of America right now. I better not have been all just crap. I'll tell you that. Keep your hands up over your heart, dog, on it. Thank you.

Thank you. All right, Chuck in Florida. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. More to come. We have, I got to tell you, I saw one of the greatest ads on AMC this past week. And I thought, that's on TV? Yes.

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Chris Salsato. Mike Slater, Joe Pags. That's the rest of your Saturday lineup here on the Blaze Radio Network. And then tomorrow you get a little David Barton, Bill Handel, Jackie D. Then Monday through Friday, Doc and Skip, Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton, Jay Severin, Pat and Stu. My gosh. Every time I say that, it's like, just amazes me that we're giving you such good, good, good entertainment. for free.

Oh, no. I don't know. I might need to call my internet guy because I just, I can't have sat back down. And there's this, it won't let me get out of it on my laptop now. This paid, there's been a dangerous try to get an access to your personal logins and bank information and to track your browser activity. Luckily, your firewall managed to block this suspicious connection. We recommend you to freeze your accounts until some measures, will be taken. This is a great threat of leaking of your personal data, so you need to respond swiftly.

Trojan virus may have already hurt your heart disk and its data. That is why we are checking and verifying your current system security. Do not waste your time and consult one of our service centers or call us. Contact number. Your urgent response is needed. What? This can't be real. Can't be real. Someone wants me to call a number or click a link. And then I'm in trouble if I click the link then. If I call the number, gone. Everything is gone.

But it won't let me get out of it either. I don't understand. I mean, I can't. I'm going to have to control, I'll delete everything. And then I was thinking, well, I have my desktop on and nothing happened, but my desktop

is plugged into our hardline computer system. Or my laptop, I have just using the Wi-Fi. And I only plug it in, you know, once in a while to the hardline internet connection here in the studios. It's usually just on Wi-Fi. So the Wi-Fi has been hacked. It's inside the building.

The Wi-Fi has been. Okay, so now I'm just going to have to control, I'll delete this whole thing. I wonder if it lets me see what stories I have up. It couldn't be any bad stories, right? I mean, I have my Twitter page. I have a media caught lying about the Trump attendance. I have more than a hundred. What is that one?

What is that story I have open? Hold on. I have the first city. Read over a million. I have the radio network up. I have the Facebook page up. I have some other more than a hundred. I don't know what that story is.

That might be it. Oh, more than 100. It's the high profile Republicans that aren't supporting Trump. That story. That's what I had open on this computer. Plus, I had our next-gen, Blaze Radio system up. I mean, I'm going to have to control, I'll delete all of it because. And then at the bottom of that screen, it comes up with Windows Security Essential,

wasn't able to block virus. Windows detected potential threats that might compromise your privacy or damage your computer. Error code. Zero, small X. 802 4402, small C. Windows. Thank you. Thank you.

Error code. What is the error code? Error code zero X. I got to do the small case. Error code zero. Small case X. 802. 4402, small C.

I did that whole thing for the setup so you could play the music and then there's no music. What the hell? That's how bad it is around here now. So I control. All right. Let's control alt delete and see what happens. Yes, I want to. No, I don't want to do this. I just want to control alt-deleted.

I want to get it. Right? I know. So let's see what's open on the other computer. Oh, we can't talk about that story. We can't talk about this story. Clockboy. Ahmed Mohammed.

Suing Texas. Well, not just Texas, but specifically Irving, Texas. for accusing him of making a bomb. Now, I will say, I don't like this kid much. I don't know why. He has the look to me. As one of these kids, it just, I don't know,

it just irks me. It just irks me. That's the only way I can explain it is he just irks me. Now, that having been said, it wouldn't matter if he was another kid that irked me. If he hadn't built what looked like to be, Obama. I'm sorry.

And so because our president, hey, Ahmed, nice clock. Maybe you can bring it to the white house on day. Ugh. I was agonizing. Hey, Ahmed, nice clock. Maddening. So he filed a federal lawsuit

against his former hometown. accusing it of violating his civil rights as part of a wider pattern of discrimination against African-American students. Wait, what? But he kept trying to impress his teachers in the Dallas suburb as a way to make connections and gain acceptance, he said. But he was singled out for discipline. Uh-huh. Yeah, he was singled out for discipline when he brought to school what looked like a bomb. Now, I love the headline of 14-year-old Ahmed got arrested.

Well, they took him to the police department. I don't know that he was ever officially arrested, although, you know, I don't even know if they actually did put him in handcuffs, but they may have. According to my producer, he requested to be handcuffed, and that wouldn't surprise me. If you're going to take me out of here, put me in handcuffs. And that's, that was the picture of him. That's right, because he had the arms, the hands up with the handcuffs. Yeah. Agonizing.

So this is his little press conference. And he came back to Texas, I guess, for the summer. Because don't forget, because of all of this, guitar said, hey, why don't you come here and go to school? We'll pay for everything. Now, one answer could be, no, I'm good right here in the good old U.S. US of A. Another answer could have been, ah, we'll think about it, but everything seems to be okay now. And of course, he chose the answer, sure, we'll move there and let them pay for everything. So he came back to Texas this summer.

And here's what he had to say. The reality of it is I've lost a lot of things. Have you? You might not see it because I didn't really talk about it. but right now as she said I lost a lot of things I lost my home

I lost my creativity because before I used to love building things but now I can't there's nothing I can do why not

you can't make bombs anymore I lost a lot of things I lost my security I can't walk out on the streets anymore without having to be covered up because I don't want to get shot because it happens here

and it might happen anywhere and And any time I walk out to the house, there might be death waiting for me. So the best thing for me is that I had to stay overseas far away. And I really love to stay. It's my home. But I couldn't stay. I am now holding my head, hanging my head on my microphone,

because I can't take it. I can't go out because I could get shot. It could happen anywhere. Yeah. That specifically happened in some of the countries that you're staying in. Like guitar or the country that your father ran for a leader of, you know, the Sudan, where he lost, where his reports are that he wants to run again in 2020. And the reports of you suing Irving, I don't know that a final tally has been made for what they're suing for.

A while ago, they talked about suing for $15 million. This particular lawsuit, I don't think that. numbers have been set yet. But so everyone is saying 15 million, but I believe inside the story of a real number has not been set yet. But I'm sure dad loves the idea of having, I don't know, a few million dollars to, you know, finance his campaign for the president of the Sudan or whatever you call yourself as the Supreme Leader of the Sudan.

He can't, he had to leave his home. No, no, you didn't. No. No, no, no, you didn't. Nobody forced you to leave. You lost your creativity. You lost your creativity because you made what you thought was a clock that looked like a bomb and got in trouble for it. And that stalled your creativity.

Okay. Perhaps there wasn't, I don't know, a lot of creativity there to begin with. You can't go outside without covering up. because you're afraid. Please show me real life examples. You know, maybe there is one. Maybe, maybe somebody shouted out of a car. Hey, clock boy, you're an idiot.

Maybe. I doubt it. I could get shot because it happens here. Uh-huh. It sure does. Not to you, but it sure does. It does happen here. I want this.

I'm sure Irving will hold to the, hold their guns. Oh, I shouldn't talk like that way. Should, you know, stick to their principles and realize that, no, Ahmed. I know you, you know, you and your dad and your mom don't like the idea that your nickname is Clockboy. But guess what? clock boy. That is your nickname. And it'll be with you forever.

As long as you keep coming back and trying to sue and saying you're scared to live in this country and that you had to move. But guess what? No, you didn't have to move. No one said get out. No one said you had to leave. No. You and your parents decided to go to guitar because they offered you free stuff.

All free stuff. So you're either not happy in guitar or your dad needs to finance his campaign in the Sudan and the only way to do that is come back to the U.S. and sue for some cash. Huh. Huh. I'm surprised. What, what, the rulers of guitar wouldn't, uh, wouldn't give you enough money to finance your campaign to be the head of the Sudan?

I'm surprised. You'd think they'd want a partner. You'd think they'd want to be together as one in the Muslim community. But hey, what do I want? I know. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. That it is.

888-903-33 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA or Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, or Instagram at Jeff EMRA. So I'm watching AMC. And it's just, I don't know what the heck we were watching. Some silly show on AMC. And, you know, I love AMC. Hello. I mean, they're the founding fathers of Walking Dead.

Hello. But all of a sudden, I see an ad, and it's a couple, and they're, you know, looking bored with each other, and they go, they see them eating breakfast, and they're watching TV, and they're bored with each other, and they go to work, and they get the little sad kiss on the cheek, and off they go. And then you see them walk into some sort of restaurant, bar place. you know, entertainment plays. And a girl comes up and says something to them, and they all look at each other like, oh yeah. Nice. And the hubby looks at, then the one girl walks away,

and the husband looks at the wife and he's got the look in his eye like, yeah, we're doing this. And she's like, yeah, we're doing this. And then they show her hand touching his. and the ad is for Ashley Madison and it's their campaign Find Your Moment I

about died I mean that's their whole new campaign Find Your Moment and that particular ad isn't about cheating Right remember they had their big site hacked not long ago and You know that was their big thing and Ashton Madison, you'd use their site to find other people to just have relationships with that, you know, a lot of people called it cheating.

Come on now. But now it's, they're adding the, you're not cheating. You're having an affair with your husband and your wife. Find your moment. Now, there are a couple of ads. There was one ad that has a wife go off to work at the hotel. She's off on a trip working. And, you know, they show her kind of bored and they're the board and she goes off on a trip.

And then she sees someone at the counter of the hotel. And they both, you know, have the, you know, the look I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. And find your moment, Ashley Madison. So that's a little cheating. Right? And then they have, then they have one where the guy. guy is just, you know, by himself and he's working and he's bored and he's eating and is going

through life and then he sees a girl on the subway and they meet and, you know, they have the, you know, the look of, oh yeah. I mean, you know the look I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. And then they get together and it's Ashley, find your moment. Well, that happens without Ashley Madison. But, I mean, it's a good find your moment from Ashley Madison. So be prepared for that on a cable television.

I don't know that kids would actually get it. My kids are probably busy looking at something else when the commercials are on anyway. And they're not watching anything on stupid AMC anyway. My kids are sitting on the bed watching house hunters. Watch one from looking for a new place in England last night? Fascinating. Anyway, there's actually some nice houses in England.

If you could afford to live there, you know, maybe it would be nice to live out in the countryside. Anyway, Ashley Madison, find your moment. A very different side of cheating. Find your moment. Why is Ashley Madison not advertising on this show? Why? Ashley Madison, I'm here for you. I'm here.

I don't know that I want to do live reads for you, but you can have, You can run your ads on this show. No problem. You know what, Ashley Madison? On this show, you can find your moment. Okay? I'm giving you free. You just got a free whole new five minutes for me.

If I could, if the, you know, the commercials are too much music and too much looking. There's not enough audio or I would have aired those because, oh, yeah. Find your moment. People who are sick of having sex with their health. husbands or their wives. Find your moment. Ashley Madison. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. Before we get to the mother in Texas with her transgendered child, I want to remember to talk about the Mike O'Pelika story that I teased early on in the broadcast because it's going to be something that's going to bug me if I don't. Mike talked about how he was upset at PETA.

And while I am not a fan of PETA, not one little bit, he was upset because PETA is now has cowboy monkey rodeo in their crosshairs. And while I never, not that I remember, I don't remember ever witnessing Cowboy Monkey Radio. However, I went to look up some stories and watch some videos of Cowboy Monkey Rodeo when I first came into the studios today. And while it looks like great entertainment at the time, it looks like most of it takes place at minor league baseball stadiums and stuff,

because that's the kind of thing that they do for entertainment at those particular games. Mike said that they are not, one of the Pita's big complaints is that the monkeys are strapped on the dogs as they round up the goats or rams or whatever the heck they round up. Now, it sure looked like in those videos that the monkeys, up on the horse were attached and couldn't get off. Now that having been said, I don't care.

I don't care if they were duct taped on those dogs. That's damn fine entertainment. Cowboy Monkey Rodeo. Damn fine entertainment. For an evening of minor league baseball and then have Cowboy Monkey Radio? Hello. You've gotten your money's worth when that comes out.

But the Cowboy Monkey Radio? Yeah, I probably did because that's exactly what we are. We're just monkeys on a dog running around. Cowboy Monkey Rodeo, that's damn fine entertainment. That's American entertainment right there. During a minor league baseball game, you've got your money's worth. But that having been said, I doubt. that those monkeys are not strapped on those dogs.

Now, Mike said that they come out and the monkey hops on the dog and they go. The videos I watched did not show that. The videos I watched showed the monkeys already on the dogs. And it looked like there were several times when if it was a monkey, you know, that's a monkey, it would have jumped off. But maybe not. Maybe they're trained just that well. And it's very possible that they are.

So if you get an opportunity to see Cowboy Monkey Rodeo, do so because that is damn fine entertainment. Is that true? Are you on the air? Okay. I was just being told that Mike interviewed the one guy for Cowboy Monkey Rodeo and that they are not strapped to the dog and that the dog and the monkeys all live together and their one big happy family and their cozy little pens or cages or houses or. straw hats, wherever the heck they live. So, okay, good. I don't care. See, that's

the whole point. That's my point. I don't care. Peter, go away. Stop trying to ruin people's entertainment. We are humans. They're animals. They're here for us. And I must

have cowboy monkey rodeo on my to-do list. there is no doubt about that. Okay. This lady in Texas. We tried to get a hold of her. I was hoping that she'd be on the broadcast today.

She's been on every other network. I'm not, you know, whoa, can't have time for the blaze. Okay, whatever. Maybe it's just you, Jeff. Could be possible. Kimberly Shapley. Mother of soon-to-be kindergartner, Kai Shapley.

She has a fight against the school district. Why? Because she wants her transgender girl to use the girl's bathroom. But see, the problem is, is that on the birth certificate, her little girl, five years old, is a boy. Now, the school district, while seemingly unsympathetic, said it's not really a problem. because in kindergarten, everybody uses the same bathroom in the room, so it won't matter.

There's usually one big bathroom for everybody in the room of the kindergarten class. And when they're out and about around the school, if he, she has to use the bathroom, use the nurse's bathroom, which, you know, no problem. That's not good enough because she wants to take the fight now so that it's, you know, her daughter doesn't have,

her daughter's son doesn't have to worry about it now. Now she claims I'm a devout conservative Christian and an ordained minister. Wow. I tried to force Kai, I guess it's Kai, K-A-I, into being a boy when she was a toddler. I knew my kid was different before the age of two. My child was very feminine, flamboyant, and dramatic.

That doesn't mean that he's a girl. No matter how I... I'm sorry, I don't know this. Maybe that's why she didn't want to come on. No matter how I tried to punish, reshape, or discipline her, she continued to be very feminine. Okay. If your child is feminine, flamboyant, and dramatic,

why would you punish, try to reshape, or discipline that child for being who they are? I don't know. It doesn't change the fact that he's a boy. Okay? It just doesn't. By the age of three, Kai began adamantly saying and verbalizing,

she was a girl. A turning point for the mom came when Kai, who was called Joseph back then, began consistently praying for Joseph to go to heaven. Kai was begging the Lord to let her die. My child would pray

and ask the Lord to let Joseph go to heaven and be with Jesus. Shapley said that she began doing research. and discover that transgender children without familiar support are a significantly higher risk for suicide. That did it for me, she said. I chose to stick with the words in red, white, and Bible. The words red in red.

I chose to stick. I can't see what it says there. I chose to stick with the words in red in the Bible, the words that Jesus spoke. I clung to those words, prayed and fasted. And the Lord just helped me to be my kid's mom. Yes. Well, Kimberly, you both need a little bit of help. I wanted to talk to you today because I wanted to hear you.

I wanted to hear your side. I wanted to let you get your say out. I wasn't going to say, hey, you both need help. I wasn't going to say, why would you punish your kid for being feminine, flamboyant, and dramatic? Why would you punish and reshape a discipline? Stop being feminine, flat boy and dramatic. You're a boy! You have a little bit of an issue with that.

Not the kid. You made the kid have an issue with that. You both need help. Come on now. I'm about at the end. I'm about at the end with the LBG, T, Q, V, C, crowd. Stop it. I just saw a tweet.

I just saw a tweet from someone complaining about dirty bathrooms at a Target. And Target responded right away by saying, hey, what store was this? We want to make sure it gets taken care of. Really? Do you? Because if I tweeted, hey, Target, there was a guy in the women's bathroom and I couldn't let my daughter go in there. Would you respond to that or would you just say, hey, we allow that and good luck.

God bless. So I hope all your bathrooms remain dirty. Sorry. I'm about had it. Enough. Enough. You're five-year-old? Seriously?

We've talked about these stories before. I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that it, as as much to do with the parents as it is with the child. Because she says in her, in this story, that I would punish and tried to reshape, punish for being feminine, flamboyant, and dramatic. And who has the problem? This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

Welcome to it. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Chris El Sato sitting, standing, crouching by waiting to get his broadcast underway, thinking to himself, my God. Please just shut the fat man up. I want to go on the air. It's common, Chris. Don't worry. Just a few minutes away.

And it's all yours, baby. And then Mike Slater and Joe Pags later on in the day on the Blaze Radio Network to round out your Saturday. We have so much that I miss. We had a bunch of stuff I wanted to talk about as far as there was one. guy that ended up, this, truth comes out in the end. The guy that had two obituaries, one from the girlfriend and one from the wife, truth comes out in the end. Okay? Just lay it out there. If you're going to, if you're going to cheat and, you know, if you're, if you look at it from the cheater's side, he was good. He made it until he died. On the other hand, I mean, now the whole

thing is blown and the whole world is live, but it's kind of funny seeing the both obituaries. side by side for the same guy, one from the wife and one from the girlfriend. We never got to the bright blue lobster that it was caught. This person has caught another one before, and the odds are remarkable. Who knew bright blue lobsters existed, first of all? And second, I'm guessing it has to do with climate change. No way. No way it's real.

It has to do with climate change. Some paint dropped from some naval vessel. Something happened that made the... whole thing, you know, happened that, yeah, it had to do something like that. It's got to do with climate change. And then, last but not least, I'm hoping that, well, I talked a little bit about my neighbor, and I'm hoping that that actually, I just read that wrong and something, you know, it was just me, and she, he is going off to a new place to work.

He's, you know, they're moving. and he is going somewhere else and they're coming later or something. I'm hoping for the best. I'm hoping I read it wrong. But then I see this, and this reminds me of what a wonderful thing life is. Life is all about ass. You are either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, kissing it, it, busting it,

trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one. Or you live with one. I don't think truer words have been written. And now spoken. Those are, that's a factual lineup of words right there.

Life is all about ass. You are either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one, or you live with one. You know it's a fact. Take it with you now. Use it to your advantage. Have a great week.

We'll see you back here next week. Chris Salsato, coming up next on the Blaze Radio Network. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure no one has told you you look good today, but you do. You do. You look really good. So you take care of yourself and have a good week. I mean, you know, I know you look good in everything, but you aren't really going to wear that all day, are you?

Because, you know, it looks good on you. About it. About it. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze, Ramos. Radio Network.