Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Still The Same… | 5/23/23

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

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She once got married in 1965, but got divorced nine years later. Now she decided, you know what? I'm going to marry myself. I was in church and I was thinking, you know what? I think I should marry myself, the person that I love the most. You know me. So the 77-year-old woman married the love of her life, and that was herself. So congratulations.

She had a white dress, a veil, and a bouquet, but the wedding was just her. And it was just a beautiful stuff. ceremony and she looks beautiful at the ceremony. Congratulations. She is a wonderful person who just decided that it was time to marry herself. Dorothy Fidelity. You know, she's done a lot of good at this nursing home over the years. She said that, you know what, it was just time. My kids are all good. my grandkids, one of them is going to have a baby, and I have a set of triplets that's all graduated from college. So it's my turn to do what I want to do.

So congratulations. You know, in the past few years, what's good is at the nursing home, which is actually interesting. I would like to hear more about this. She taught herself to read at the nursing home. So she's been living all these years without being able to read. I could not imagine going through life, not

knowing how to read. But she says I read now more than ever, and it takes me a while to read just one page, but I keep reading until I got every word. That was Fideli's quote. She's currently reading the Bible for the first time.

Obviously, she hasn't finished the Bible, or perhaps she wouldn't have married herself. But what do I know? Welcome! Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Someone else is getting married as well. Jeff Bezos has popped the question to Lauren Sanchez. And here's a surprise.

She said yes. I know. Who would have guessed? Two marriages broke up because of their affair. And now they've been together, I think, for three or four years. And they are now going to get married. Congratulations. So they went out on the...

The inaugural voyage of the billion-dollar super yacht, I guess it's really just a half a billion, but he's got the other one that follows along. The picture of them on the boat is incredible. Lauren is definitely, I mean, we saw the one picture not long ago of them out and about. Lauren is, well, she's not three cuts to clown face, but there's plenty of fillers, and there's, she's keeping the breast high and tight. Jeff, she does, she's keeping herself looking fit for Jeff.

There's no doubt about that. He's, I think, 59 now and she's 53. There's one picture of Jeff and Lauren leaning against the edge of the yacht. And there's some guy with a tattoo on his arm and a short hair. I don't know if he's security or who he is, but he's looking like he's going to jump off the side into the ocean there in, you know, some Mediterranean Bay having fun with the super yacht. So I don't know if he's the

the lover boy or what. I don't know why he's in the picture. And it doesn't say. It's just really, really strange. But the 417 foot long, 230 foot tall, K-O-R-U is one of the world's largest sailing yachts, complete with a 250-foot support vessel. Remember, he got the support.

support vessel because the super yacht didn't have a helipad. So, and Lauren is a helicopter pilot. So she made him get another boat. I'm sorry, the support vessel to fly, you know, to float along. I don't want to see it. Make sure it's back over that way. But it is awesome. The support vessel keeps the extra cars, keeps the extra boats, keeps the

helicopter on it. It's awesome. I mean, you are living large when you have your super yacht and your support vessel yacht. That is just amazing. And the picture of it is the super yacht and the support yacht. It looks

a big yacht in and of itself, but it's not as big as the mothership. Pretty amazing. And remember he was trying to, they were going to get it out of the Netherlands, right? They were going to take down the bridge and they, people were going to to egg it. So they finally decided that they weren't going to get it out with the masts up. They left the masks off and they took the super yacht through the Netherlands and they didn't

have to take down the bridge and then they put the masks up once it got past all that. I don't know why they did do that to begin with. It's really kind of weird. But the support vessel, I love the idea of having the support. port vessel with the speedboats and the cars of the helicopter that's incredible so anyway congratulations to jeff and loren as they are going to get married and she's sporting that big diamond ring is her engagement ring so i don't know uh i don't know when though a wedding is going to happen i don't know if, what kind of prenuptial agreement that Lauren will sign. But I bet you she will sign, okay, sure, I'll live like a queen now with you.

And if we happen to get a divorce and honey, we're not going to get a divorce. I love you. I know, I knew as soon as I met you, sure, we both got a divorce and we were both married when we met each other. But I knew the moment that we met, that we were meant for each other. So I will just, if it happens, though, if it happens that we fall out of love, I'll just take 30 billion and then we'll call it even, okay? Because I mean, McKenzie walked away with, what, 50 billion or whatever she, I don't know, 35.6 billion or whatever she got. And, you know, so she's still living large.

So maybe Lauren doesn't get 30 billion. Maybe Lauren signs the pre-inop of, look, Laura. I love you, but if we get a divorce, and it's not going to happen because I love you. But if we get a divorce, I'm going to give you a $10 billion, and that's it. That's all you get. I will say this, that if Jeff is looking for a husband, I'm here. In fact, I may identify as a wife for Jeff. That's all I'm saying.

And for sure I'll sign the NDA. I'm sure Lauren had to sign an NDA as well. That had to happen. And that's what Tiger is fighting about. too with his ex, Erica Herman, who's suing him. But she was claiming that she was coerced into the NDA. And a judge ruled that, yeah, no, you're going to abide by the nondisclosure agreement. Good. It's about time.

You sign these NDAs and then you want to just, oh yeah, I signed it, but it doesn't matter because I'm going to talk about what I said I wasn't going to talk about. It's just agonizing. So, anyway, Tiger wins that battle. good. So the non-disclosure agreement has to be upheld, according to a Florida judge, and she is supposed to resolve the lawsuits against Tiger seeking millions through private arbitration behind closed doors. Nice. So the circuit judge said in an 11-page opinion, no, we're not going to quash the 2017 agreement by saying Woods had committed sexual harassment against her.

calling Herman's allegations vague and a thread bear. So whatever Tiger decides to give you, Erica, that's what you're going to get. Oh, I mean, it's going to be solved, obviously, from arbitration behind closed doors. But you're not getting as much as you thought. And quit your whining. And once the deal is done, if she goes out and starts yapping, they should take the money and charge her for that. if you sign an NDA, that's the contract. You should abide by it. I just, you know, I know it's, that's crazy talk, but I believe that. Oh, Jeff, don't you know that under the new federal law,

that contracts like that could be voided when sexual abuse or sexual harassment occurred? Yes, I do, but you have to be able to prove it. And I know that we're in this world where, if I say it, it's true, but that's not always the case, is it? Oh, and just a reminder. for those of you in Texas or that were passing through Texas, a $7.5 million Texas lottery ticket was sold in Mansfield, Texas. And the winning ticket was purchased by someone correctly picking six numbers. Okay, it was purchased at One World Grocery at 2881 Highway 157 North. And who doesn't love One World Grocery at 2881 Highway 157 North?

So if that's you, Uh, you got to turn in your ticket, okay? For some reason, you chose the annual payments option, meaning that you're going to receive 30 annual installments of $250,000 before taxes instead of the lump sum. Uh, kind of dumb, but, you know, you do, you, you do you, boo. So you now have, uh, less than 180 days, uh, to pick up your ticket. So get in there and at least get your 250,000 a year for the next 30 years, you know, before taxes. otherwise it just goes away.

Well, you can't get it after the deadline if you have mailed in the claim. And that takes about eight to 12 weeks to get processed. So you could postmark your lottery ticket mail by the end date, by the due date that you have to pick it up. But that's why they have to wait. And so after the eight to 12 weeks of the whole mail thing and the deadline, then the unclaimed prizes revert back to state programs authorized by the Texas legislature foundation's school fund, fund for veterans assistance, which are primary beneficiaries

of the Texas lottery. And so that's what happens to the money if no one picks it up. So get in there and get your money, would you? Please. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cool to drink desperately. Reminder that you can follow me on Twitter at Jeffie JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can follow me on YouTube, Chewing the Fat at Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. You can order a cameo from me. That's not free.

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And once this writer's strike starts kicking in, these apps, I'm afraid people are going to start cancel them because there's not going to be new shows to watch. And that's one of the reasons that I like these apps is because they give you new things to watch. But, you know, again, it's probably just me. I know. It's probably just me. I see where TikTok has filed a federal lawsuit against Montana. After the state passed a law. last week intended to ban the app from being downloaded within its borders. All right. So the lawsuit is expected to argue that banning a hugely popular social media app amounts to illegal suppression of free speech,

tantamount to censorship. The Montana law unlawfully abridges one of the core freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment. Lawyers for the Chinese own TikTok. also argue that the national security threat raised by officials in Montana is not something that state officials can attempt to regulate since foreign affairs and national security matters are a federal issue. Okay, good luck with that. Because with the state's rights here in the U.S.,

I don't think you're going to get away with that. But what do I know? And in today's world, I mean, the 12 people in Montana using TikTok will probably continue to be able to use TikTok. The EU yesterday, the European Union, fined META a record $1.3 billion for violating its privacy laws. Regulators said META breached its data protection rules by transferring user data, names, emails, and messages from Europe to the U.S.

The fine comes almost a year after European officials hit Amazon with an $887 million penalty for the same thing. Now officials are giving META five months to put all future data transfers on pause and six months to delete the info that's already been sent across the Atlantic. Yeah, good luck with that. Meta called the decision

unjustified and said there would be no immediate disruption to Facebook in Europe. The tech giant also said it plans to appeal the EU's decision. Meanwhile, this great Biden administration is working on a data sharing

deal with the EU to help ease privacy concerns over personal data. So that should, I mean, that makes me feel better that this administration is working on that. I mean, really. So they were pissed that the data went from Europe to the U.S., but we don't mind that data from the U.S. on TikTok goes to China. Huh, that's interesting. That's interesting. I see where Duce 1 and Dush 2 are back. in the news. I'm not sure which one is one or two, but let's say that Robert De Niro is douche one. Apparently, he's at Cannes supporting his stupid new movie that he did Killers of the Flower Moon, in which they premiered at Khan this past weekend. And De Niro plays William Hale, a cattle baron who was convicted in 1929 of murdering a member

of the Osage Nation over oil rights. and of course when being asked they were all up there DeCaprio De Niro Scorsese they're all up on stage

and they're asking questions and he said that well evil still exists in the world you know we see it today of course we all know who I'm going to talk about but I won't say the name

because that guy is stupid and he went on to yeah about systemic racism and he's just this guy is such a and I love his work I love his work but he's

just personally just drives me crazy and I know that I did mention Lily Gladstone I should mention that she's in the movie as well so but for her but Leonardo and De Niro and Scorsese

man those guys I'd be I don't know if I could sit down to a dinner with those guys. I'd love to talk to them, but not really. And then we go to douche number two, which is Alec Baldwin. And we know he just finished filming Rust because he made a big deal of last day on set, and then he shaved his beard, and so he's back to being, back to being himself outside of his character on Rust. But I guess he was at the Pan America Literary Gala. in New York.

And man, does that sound like someplace to be fun, that she had a fun party? The Pan America Literary Gala, a bunch of hoity-toits standing around, and he's definitely one of those.

So he apparently, you know, he made his way back to the red carpet, he and the wife were there, and then this female server said that he was very patronizing and very agitated

as she attempted. to do her job. He's such an elitist douche. I think he's number one. Ducs number one. I don't know. It's a, it's a, I know. De Niro and Alec

are definitely neck and neck. But apparently she was going to start serving the table and she was the head waitress at the time and he was busy chatting with his friends. And so

she knew that it was going to take a minute. So she claimed that when she asked him, when she said, excuse me, well, I'm going to have the servers walking through the tables here in a minute. I know you're, you know, you're chatting here, but I'm just letting you know that the servers are going to be bringing the food here through the table. And he is, well, oh, so what's a good time to talk to my friends? Duce. She's just letting you know, Alec. And then he said, do I have? have to explain it to you? What a douche.

She should have said, yes. Please explain it to me, sir. But she said, no, I didn't want to escalate it. So I said you didn't need to explain it. To which she claimed she responded, well, then step aside. What a douche. And then as she was walking away, her co-workers said that he called her a peasant. Now, do I believe that?

I don't know. I mean, I want to believe that because he's such a bad person. You know, maybe he was joking around with his other elitist friends. But, you know what? No, I'm not going to give him a break. So I still use the gunshots for him, although he's off now, right? The case is still ongoing for some of the other workers on Rust. But he is, I think he's done with everything now.

So I may start to feel bad about if I, I say his first name, you get the gun cocking. And if I say his full name, you get the gunshot. But it was an overwhelming response by you, the listener, at my email, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com, and on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, saying keep the gunshots. So anytime that we talk about douche number one, you're going to get the gunshot on the gun cocking. So if I say Alec, you'll hear that. And if I say Alec Baldwin, you'll hear that.

I could just start calling him douche one and De Niro Douche 2. I might start doing that as well. I can't take these elitist bastards. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rank on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain. Nice? Yes, we deliver those.

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Ray Stevenson. Ray Stevenson, dead at the age of 58, the act. You know him if you see him. He started in Punisher, Warzone, King Arthur, Thor. He was in HBO's Rome. He's got an upcoming series, Ahsoka. He died in Italy on Sunday. He was 58.

No cause of death available. So it's not that, though. I don't know why you're looking at me like that, because it's not that. But I'm just telling you that he's dead. and there was no cause of death listed. Okay. So then we have Jaden Hollaby, Jaden Hollaby, H-U-L-L-A-B-Y,

football player who competed at Texas and New Mexico. He has died. He was 21 years of age. Now, the family couldn't find him this weekend. They said, hey, he's missing. We can't track any of his devices. And then he was last spotted in the D-F-E-L-E-E-R-E. W area here in Texas, but they said that he is dead and the no cause of death was given.

So I'm sure it's not that, though. Don't even, why are you even looking at me? I mean, you're giving me the same look as you did before. Just because they don't, they don't tell you what killed him. It's not that. You're out of your stink and mind. And then we have, so rest in peace, Jalen Hullaby at the age of 21. Did I say rest and peace to Ray Stevenson, too?

I probably should. Rest in peace, Steve, at the age of 58. And then we have the University of Louisiana, Lafayette water ski champ, Michael Arthur Mickey Geller, who is dead at the age of 18. He was a freshman student at the university. And he was a big part of the team. Oh, it was a sixth in the world as junior water skier in the under 21 jump. just amazing. He was a great athlete. He is dead at the age of 18. He apparently just died suddenly because there's no cause of death listed. So it can't be that though because they would have said it, right? Of course they would have. So it most definitely isn't that. And I'm tired of you looking at me like that. Okay. So just know that it's not.

that. Okay? So Michael Arthur, Mickey Geller, dead at the age of 18. Rest and peace. And we got the news that Paris Hilton's one dog or the one chihuahua, one of the chihuahuas, is dead at 23. And she said words cannot express the immense pain I'm feeling right now. And I, I understand losing a loyal pet, how difficult that is. But, I mean, she's lost a few in the last couple years. So what is happening, Paris? I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, this one, the Harojoko bitch, I guess, was their name. She was 23. She said that, you know, today my heart breaks, as I say goodbye to my precious tuwawa. This has been incredible 23 years. And she paid tribute to her beloved dog on her Instagram. page. Now, her other one, her other dog has never been found, right? The one that went missing. I guess we figure that, uh, that one is just

gone. Um, someone, I guess left, that we're under the impression now that someone left the gate open and the dog got away and a coyote ate the dog. Okay. So that was, I don't know, a year or so ago, right? And then, uh, in 2015, she said goodbye to Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. That one kicked the bucket. I mean, that one was,

she had that one in the TV show. And if you are a Chihuahua and Paris Hilton says, come up here, little Chihuahua, I don't know, you're living a pretty good, you know what? You're going to go. You're going to go. You're going to go and live like a queen or a king chihuahua with Paris.

And you know what? If the time comes that you have to get eaten by a, by a coyote that's worth it I know what I probably shouldn't have left when the gate was open I am the one at fault

not Paris so rest and peace to all the chihuahuas in Paris Hilton's life you know as I'm sitting here I just see a headline come across HBO series the idol

slammed for graphic sex scenes too much breast and ass now if there was ever a way to get me to watch a series. It's with that headline. So then I start looking up

The Idol, which I guess has not premiered yet. They were just showing it off at Cannes. So it's an upcoming HBO series, and it's called The Idol. And so I look at out all these headlines, the Idol is sexist and the weekend

is a terrible actor. The Idol is more toxic and way worse than you've heard. The Idol review, Lily Rose Depp, the weekend in an HBO series that's more regressive. I mean, I'm watching it. I don't know. You know, you can make your own choices and not watch and watch whatever you want.

But if there's ever a way that you want me, Jeff Fisher, of chewing the fat, to watch a series and just stick around for a while, it's let me know, hey, I'm going to, we're up. set over the graphic sex scenes. There's too much breast and too much as. Are there? Is there? Was there? I don't know. But I'm going to watch it and let you know.

Normally on these series, though, what they do. And just, you know, it's kind of, you know, they suck you in and then they let you off the hook, which is, you know, if you don't want to watch that kind of stuff, you don't watch the first couple episodes. Normally on shows like

is the first couple episodes, they suck you in with this great sex and violence. And then the rest of the series is just, you know, busy yapping and drama. So you spend the rest of the series waiting for what happened in episode one and two, and it just doesn't happen. I know, I know, I know, it's just me. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your But your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex.

Conditions apply. All right. So in some health news, yesterday a new study revealed that for the first time, scientists have recorded brain signals of chronic pain in patients. About one in five Americans live with chronic pain. Duh. A consistent or recurrent pain that goes on for more than three months. There is no cure.

And the medical condition can lead to a dependency on prescription medication and opioid addiction. Yes, that's true. What they don't tell you is that, yeah, your body is addicted to it, but there are plenty of people who use this to get by every day, day to day life, that aren't out there robbing and killing for the opioid addiction to be filled. Anyway, it's a different type of addiction, I believe. For this study, researchers implanted electrodes inside people's brains to reimbled. record brain activity for up to six months. They found that chronic pain is located in the same area of the brain where emotion regulation,

self-evaluation, and decision-making take place. Now, scientists hope the findings can help update a system that currently relies on self-reported pain measures. Yes, what is your pain level today? Well, it's always about five or six. Always. It could be more, but, you know, and every day, just to get through the day as a about five or six. They're going to hopefully update that. We'll see if that actually works.

I mean, there's a lot of scientific stuff going on now about living longer. You know, we've talked about the guy, the biohacker guy, that, you know, spends about two million dollars a year trying to de-age himself. And there was just another story about him, about using his son's blood. So he was getting a transfusion with his teenage. son's blood. Okay. So he's trying to reverse his biological age. And this is, you know, the next step in that.

He's now 45. He has been injected with, ejected with his teenage son's blood. So he's undergone blood transfusions with a stranger in the past. And he's now done it with the same of his 17-year-old son. Okay. And dad, Richard, 70, has done this with the son. So three generations have traveled to a clinic in Dallas, and they had a leader of blood removed and converted into a batch of plasma and another of red and white blood cells in platelets.

Okay. So his plasma, plasma was ejected into his father in the hope that it will repair any cellular damage and rejuvenate his blood. I mean, okay. As somebody's got to get started, right? The studies that have been carried out on mice in the past have been inconclusive. So that's, you know, a biochemist in LA said that we've not learned enough to suggest this is a viable human treatment for anything. But you know what? It's somebody's got to get in there, jump in and do it.

And he might as well do it. He's got the money. All right. So let him do it. He's spending millions of dollars every year to try to reverse his age, which is pretty incredible. He said that, uh, has been a lot of dollars. His heart is 30, he's 45, his heart is 37. My diaphragm strength is 18.

And some body parts in his body are older than others. Yeah, no kidding. I believe that. But he also, his daily routine is incredible. So, I mean, that is his life now with his daily routine of trying to de-age. I mean, he has a team of 30 nutritionists to MRI specialists. He undergoes daily body fat scans, routine MRIs, and often invasive blood and stool sample tests to see the biological age of his organs. He has 100 different protocols embedded in his day.

He consumes a precise 1,97 calories a day and over 70 pounds of vegetables a month. His breakfast is a standard mix of broccoli, cauliflower, black lentils, mushroom, garlic, and ginger, followed by a meal of nutty pudding with nutty. and berries, and finally a meal of vegetables, berries, nuts, and seeds, along with 15 grams of 100% dark chocolate and 30 milliliters of extra virgin olive oil. He admits to ending his three ounces of red wine a day he used to consume in order to meet the metrics. So he wakes up at 430, completes 35 different exercises, and takes a list of supplements. It's all been part of his blueprint project, where he measures the health of his organs to determine his rate of aging. He plans to continue this regime forever.

It must be time. The story makes the rounds every so often, so he must be looking for some more money in his kernel program where he manufactures helmets that analyze brain activity, including trying to dissect impacts of medication, meditation, and hallucinogens on the body's physical side. I mean, it goes back to the study. talked about why are they putting implants in brains for the chronic pain patients too so this is

all part of it i know that uh you know we've talked to dan buttrill uh or dan butner yeah not butchral the butchrell is jason butchrell who co-host talking walking dead with myself and my son but we've talked to dan butner who uh is founder of blue zones LLC talked to him on this very program and he said that hey, it's worth paying attention to. You know, more of the results, a decade from now will be good. I mean, he is the experiment, right? I mean, there's a list of, you know,

you have Tony Roberts and Peter Diamandis with, what is it, Fountain Life. They've started, and that's kind of what's happening in Fountain Life. There's plenty of other, there's plenty of other people and groups that are trying to,

make this work for the de-aging process. I mean, plenty of the tech billionaires all want to have this plan where they can get the brain, heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, tendons, teeth, skin, hair, bladder, penis, and rectum of an 18-year-old. We all want that, don't we? Don't we? I mean, we know that. that the human body contains 79 organs.

79 organs. Now, can we live without some of these organs? You betcha. You betcha. So there's plenty of organs that can be removed in their entirety without having too much impact on your life. So, I mean, spleen, stomach, reproductive organs, colon, gallbladder, appendix, kidneys. I mean, those can go away.

and your body will still be fine. But that having been said, are you going to have the body of an 18-year-old? I don't think so. I don't think so. Are you going to have body parts that are, you know, younger than what your life age is? I mean, we can only hope.

We could only hope. I mean, it's not going to matter if you're overweight and fat as a kid, right? because that's just the way it is. So globally, 37 million under five were classed as overweight. So how about the United States must be the fattest in the world, right? Of course the United States is the fattest. We've got the fattest kids under five in the world. No, no, we don't.

If we look at the world's most overweight children, coming in at number one, let's go for 10 to 1. Number 10, Albania. Number nine. Ukraine. Wow, that number, that's bound to go down. Now, Trinidad and Tobago. Is it Tobago? Tobago?

Yeah, you say tomato. I say tomato. Number seven, Paraguay is the number seven with the most overweight children. Number six is Greece with the most overweight children. Number five is where President Biden didn't go, even though he was supposed to. Papua New Guinea. Papua New Guinea is number five with the fatest, I mean, most overweight children. Number four, Egypt with the most overweight children.

Number three, Tunisia. Number two, Australia, where President Biden actually was. I mean, he was supposed to go to Papua New Guinea, and then he didn't. It really kind of bugs me that he didn't go to Papua New Guinea. I have no idea why. And coming in at number one, for the world's most overweight children, Libya. That's incredible.

have never guessed those countries. The United Kingdom is 22nd for the most, for the fattest kids. And I'm sorry, the most overweight children. And coming in at number 53, the United States of America. You know, speaking of the United States of America, this is way off subject of health and being fat and being overweight as a kid or an adult. But in the movie, Plain, there are two things. that happened in this movie that drove me insane so i told you yesterday i watched the movie plane

and uh it was a fun ride i mean it was just a shoot him up you know action movie and my wife loves what's his face gerard butler and you know i i you know i've grown to like him and mike colter the co-host uh you know he's been in a lot of style i like him a lot so i mean it was a it was a fun ride as i said but there were two things in the movie that drove me crazy and one of them is what saying the United States was 53rd in the fattest kids in the country reminded me that while they're being, and there's one scene where the people who have the plane passengers hostage tell them to be they're from. And the other people are, you know, say their name and their country.

And the people from the United States say their name and then say American, American. And I thought, that's, you know, we got to. it, but wouldn't you say the United States of America? I don't know. It just kind of bugged me. I mean, what country are you from? American. Oh, it's, what country are you from? American. Okay, I get it. And there's another scene where he calls his daughter. Okay, so he finally gets through and he calls his daughter and he reaches her and he says, hey, you know, he's in trouble and he gets her. She's sitting in front of a computer. She's sitting in front of a computer, a laptop. And her phone is next to the laptop. The scene is, the phone rings. She picks it up. It's dad. And dad says, hey, you know, I'm in trouble.

I don't know how long this connection is going to last. I need you to write this down. So she immediately runs to the other room and tries to find a pad and paper to write down what he's telling her. She's sitting in front of a laptop. Just tight. what the man is telling you. I just was, I don't know why it bugged me. It just did. Those two scenes just bugged me. But congratulations to Libya for having the fattest kids.

Under five. Under five, though. That's the line. This is the countries with the fattest children under five. So congratulations to Libya. And hey, congratulations to the United States of America. for being 53rd. And that would be remiss

if I did mention the least overweight nation in the under fives. They have the least amount of fat kids. Myanmar only has 0.8% of fat kids under five. So congratulations to

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