Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Stuck What, Where?... | 11/6/23

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

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Now, it's not 30,000 pounds. It's 29,819 pounds of these fun-sized nuggets that were affected for this recall. The action comes in response to reports from consumers who discovered small metal fragments in the nuggets. The announcement was made by the Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service. It's specifically the 29-ounce plastic bags of the product, officially labeled fully cooked, fun nuggets, breaded-shaped chicken patties.

Beyond the lookout, they were manufactured on September 5th. They were distributed across the United States in Alabama. California, Illinois, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin. Now, there's only been one incident of a minor oral injury that was reported. There have been no other reports of injuries or illnesses resulting from the consumption of these nuggets. I would say to not eat any of these nuggets and do not report, I mean, if you eat them and you have a minor oral injury, that would be a shame to report to Tyson because, man, how much money could you get? Oh, no, I'm not saying that could happen.

I'm saying that it's absolutely an accident that you would eat into a fun-sized nugget and have some sort of minor oral injury. Anyway, beware, 29,819 pounds of the fun-sized nuggets, the fully-cooked fun nuggets, breaded-shaped chicken patties have been recalled. Stay safe. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Kind of a good way to get promotion for your company. A Florida roofing company, Roof EZ, has created a roof and gobble promotion for its customers to protect their homes with a roof and bring their families together over a turkey and protect them with an AR-15.

Everyone should have an AR-15, said Jason Polly, the president of R-E-Z. He said, it's not really catered to anybody, any state, any political view, anything like that, it's all about safety. So the Cape Coral business, Cape Coral, Florida has sold eight roofs and about 50 inquiries about the promotion after two days of creating the promotion. Now, it's been several days since the launch of the roof and gobble promotion. He says that he sells 30 to 50 roofs in a normal month and he hopes the promotion will sell. 60 to 100. Lawyers for the company said, hey, it's legal. We're working with a gun store in Cape Coral. Anyone who buys a roof because of the promotion, we'll have to wait until after it's completed to pick up the gun. Customers with concealed carry permits can pick up an AR-15 worth about $500 immediately.

They don't have permits. They'll have to wait three days or the time it takes to pass a background check. You have to go through all the proper channels before you can walk away with a gun. No one at the gun store, you know, obviously was around to comment, but he said that, you know, I hope that the company, the shooting range, the gun store will provide training free to anyone who gets a weapon. Uh-huh. Good luck with that. If someone has the means to buy a roof, they have the means to go buy their own firearm.

They are just buying a roof and supporting our Second Amendment right. I support everybody's First Amendment right. They can reciprocate and respect my Second Amendment rights. We'll see how that goes. for my man, Jason Polly, at Roof EZ in Coral, Florida. I'm sorry, Cape Coral, Florida, with his roof and gobble promotion. Good luck.

So last year, the Space Force and the Marine Corps hit their recruiting goals, but those, according to experts, that's because their services are much smaller and therefore have a lower bar for recruiting quotas. The active duty part of the Army came up 10,000, new recruits short of its goal of 65,000 this past fiscal year, and the Army Reserve is in an even more dire situation, getting only 9,316 new soldiers. Its goal was to recruit 14,000. The Army National

Guard fared much better, bringing in 29,457 new soldiers, just shy if it's 30,880 goal. Now, the reason I tell you that is we got news today that. that soldiers were non-commissioned officers were ordered, through email, to report to a recruiting school at Fort Knox, Kentucky, in less than a week, with hundreds more set to start at the school in December. Now, okay, so the story is being handled as if what a horrible thing that these officers or these, you know, military service members,

were given a heads up that they're going to have to move within a week. they're in the service. That's what you do. I know. I know. I'm going to probably receive a bunch of emails of chewing the fat of chewing the fat at the blaze.com telling me that it's only six days heads up and they don't have time to plan child care. And we can barely find afford child care during a week. So my wife may end up having to quit her job entirely. I got it. But and I realize it's a difficult and I understand. But you're in the Army. and you're in the army and you do what the military asks you to do, period. You don't just get to move into the army and say, well, I'm living here now and I'm not going to go anyplace else because that's not what the service is or does. I just, you know, I understand the frustration and, you know, nobody likes change. But I find it really strange that I'm supposed to feel really bad that these non-commissioned officers are told, well, you're going to be moving some place. else and they're pissed. I just, I don't know.

Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just me. So good luck. I hope everything works out. I hope everybody gets what they want. The military is having a tough time recruiting. It's not really a surprise to me. I would be, you know, with the way things are in the country.

I would understand how difficult it is to recruit. And you need, you know, new recruiting techniques and new recruiters out there showing how good the service can be, and it can be really good. So good luck, and I hope everything works out. I know that, you know, they, when asked a comment on it, they talked about, oh, we know who's short notice, and I understand it, but we need to make this happen. And so those who attend recruiting school and attend by February

were earn a $5,000 bonus. Current recruiters who extend their recruiting contracts can earn $1,500 per month for one year. which I guess would be an extra $1,500 a month for one year. Staff sergeants who volunteered for recruiting school and recruit 24 applicants in the first year on the job, so there's quotas will be promoted to Sergeant First Class. That incentive is not for the group of soldiers who were forced to go to the school. Well, I mean, they're forced to go to the school, but again, they're in the Army.

That's what you do. You join the service, and then you tell them, they tell you what to do, right? You get to ask, I mean, I guess you go in and you go, yeah, I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to be in charge of, you know, flying drones, and I'd like to run computers, and I'd like to sweep the floors. But it's up to the service to tell you what to do, isn't it? Isn't it?

So I see last week, Hunter Biden, you know him, you love him, who is an opinion contributor to USA Today. That's nice of them to give him that, wrote an opinion article. I fought to get sober, political weaponization of my addiction hurts more than me. My struggles and my mistakes have been fodder for a vile and sustained disinformation campaign against my father.

President Joe Biden and an all-out annihilation of my reputation. Hunter, we just were looking at the videos of you on a laptop that you left at the old computer repair store. Over four years ago, I chose life over the slow, struggle, death grip of addiction, which in my case consisted each day of a of vodka and as many hits on a crack pipe as possible. I'm prouder of that choice in my recovery than anything I've ever done. My experience is not a unique one, at least 20 million Americans today suffer from substance abuse disorder. I know now a family that hasn't been impacted, I don't know of a

family that hasn't been impacted in some way by addiction. What is distinct about my situation is that I'm the son of the President of the United States. I know. Your struggles and mistakes have been fodder for a vile and sustained disinformation campaign. Really? It's a disinformation campaign. Oh, okay. Well, okay. Whatever you say. Yeah, and your reputation through

a little high-pitched but fruitless congressional investigations and more recently criminal charges for possessing an unloaded gun for 11 days five years ago, charges that appear to be the first ever of their kind brought in history of Delaware. I'm not a victim

by any standard. This is Hunter Biden. speaking. I grew up with privilege and opportunity and fully accept that the choices and mistakes I made are mine. Do you though? And I'm accountable for them and will continue to be. That is what recovery is all about. Uh-huh. Good for you. Good for you. Hunter, I know. I know. Getting clean is easy part, someone months told him. All you have to do is change everything. Yeah, and it's so hard. The weaponization of my addiction, bipartisan and craven factions represents a real threat to those desperate to get sober, but are afraid of what may await them if they do. Yeah, most people don't have a laptop full of partying and naked pictures of themselves. It's all. I know that the tabloids

steadily splashed nude pictures of me on their covers, and they are, I guess he's talking about altered nude photos. Okay. I haven't seen any of the altered nude photos, but, okay, I mean, I have seen the nude photos. I know that he claims to be. be blessed with a family that gave him support and space to seek sincere redemption. Okay. All right. No problem. We got it, Hunter.

We got it. What about, do you mention your brother in here? Oh, yes. After what I've gone through since my brother died in 2015 and a perpetual public humiliation of me, I'm now certain I can survive anything except a drink or a drug. So Hunter wants us, you know, I forgive you, Hunter. I forgive you. that doesn't really mean much, but I forget you, forgive you.

And I know that your role is a punchline and punching bag for others. You know, I am living proof that the effort is worth it. Are you, Hunter, though? Are you? We'll see. We'll see how selling out your country works because all the recovery can't make selling out your country for money legal. Okay. All right, good. All right, let's go to the break room.

Good luck, though, Hunter. Good luck. I know that you fought to get sober, and the political weaponization of your addiction hurts more people than just you. Uh-huh. I got it. But good luck. Good luck. All, let's go to the break room.

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reached out to me this weekend and said, The Insurrectionist Next Door on Max, HBO, I should watch. And so I didn't really remember what it was about. And so at some point this weekend, I went over to HBO Max, it's just Max, and I found the insurrectionist next door. And I started watching it.

And I told myself as soon as I started watching, oh, that's what that is. this is what this is. I don't know that I can make it all the way through. It's the documentary by Alexandra Pelosi. Yes, the daughter of Nancy Pelosi. She recorded events. There was some footage from January 6th

in her documentary that I had not seen before. And she interviewed, I don't know, half a dozen or more people that took part in the January 6th. gathering. Oh, I'm sorry, insurrection. And I found it fascinating. She is, I guess you can say she did a good job. I don't know. It's kind of agonizing to me. At some point, I'd like to go back and just play what her lines in the whole thing. I don't care what the insurrectionists had to say. I would just have to replay her lines and see how good you think it is then. But I find it amazing the access she got to these particular characters. And I really found it amazing that most of these characters got pretty lenient sentences. And so over, you know, what we've heard happening to a lot of the January Sixers. So I wonder, I'd just a thought outside of, you know, outside of the box,

I wonder if because she is Alexandra Pelosi, that she had a deal. And they had a deal with these people that gave her access to them and that they would be handed leniency because they were part of this particular documentary. I don't know if she'd ever get anybody to admit that. It just feels strange that the people that she had access to got pretty lenient sentences. Now, I know there's the one girl who got, you know, then she started drinking and got a DUI and killed people sad.

It just ruined other people's lives. And so that's horrific. And anyway, it was just a strange. If you have an opportunity to watch it, go ahead and watch it. It's only, I don't know how long it is, it's like an hour. It seemed like, you know, ages. According to this, it's an hour and ten minutes long. So I made it through it. It was kind of agonizing. It's worth a watch, definitely. I'll have to go back and tell you, find out the names of, I looked for them in a couple of different stories today, and I couldn't

find them anywhere. The actual people that were in the documentary. and what their sentences were. So I've got to go back and take a look at the documentary because it tells you their names and what they were sentenced and what they were charged with. And it's pretty, it's fascinating. It's really, really fascinating.

It is fascinating that how she got the access and talked them into doing it. And it seems that there would have had to been some kind of deal for them to be talked into doing it. But again, that's just me. And I know Bass, Reeves started this weekend too and I did get an opportunity to watch it between football and the stupid insurrectionist next door. I didn't get a chance to catch Bass Reeves.

So we'll give you a review of Bass Reeves tomorrow on Paramount Plus. I'm looking forward to it. I mean, look, the guy was awesome. I've seen some reviews and I'm going to save them because I'll talk about it tomorrow to see if I agree or disagree. After I watched the first episode, maybe it's the first one or two episodes that dropped on Paramount Plus, whichever it was, we'll talk about it tomorrow, because the Bass Reeves story is incredible. I mean, he's the guy that, you know, they started Lone Ranger on. He was the guy that created, you know, it was the inspiration for Lone Ranger, I should say.

And his story is amazing. So I'm looking forward to watching that. I'll let you know tomorrow the review on Lawman Bass Reeves. Okay, so we have a second woman now that has come forward with allegations against Aerosmith frontman, Stephen Tyler saying he sexually assaulted her when she was a teenager back in 1975. No, I'm sorry, approximately 1975, when she was approximately 17 years old. Wow. Stephen was 27 in 1975.

So this Janine Bellino says that she was a child model and had an opportunity to party with the band at the Warwick Hotel in New York City. on the way there he forced her into a phone booth kissed her and groped her he assaulted her once they arrived at the hotel as well according to the suit Tyler used his power influence and authority as a well-known musician

to sexually assault Bolino which was filed a Thursday in New York Supreme Court Representative for Stephen Tyler did not respond to a request for comment Belino filed the suit nearly a year after another woman that Julia Misley sued

Tyler for allegedly sexually assaulting her with sexual battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. That was in Los Angeles. Stephen said, yeah, no, I had a deal. I was a signed deal with the mother over legal guardianship. That whole story. That's a strange story in and of itself. So anyway, back to Bellino.

She claimed that she often participated in fashion shows on the weekends. and after one such show, she agreed to go to the Warwick to meet the band. On the way to the hotel, Belino alleges she and a friend met up with Tyler and walked to the Warwick with around half a dozen people who appeared to be bandmates and other people affiliated with Aerosmith Band. Belino said that during the walk, she made a comment about a song lyric to Tyler and he became visibly irritated. Suddenly, he grabbed her by the hand and forced her into a phone booth.

in the phone booth Tyler stuck his tongue down her throat and put his hands upon her body, her breasts, her buttocks, and her genitals, moving and removing, clothing and pinning her against a wall of the phone booth.

The lawsuit alleges that Tyler was mauling and groping, humping and pretending to have sex with her, so he was pretending to have sex with her, while witnesses outside the phone booth laughed. Nobody intervened. Tyler then inserted his tongue into her mouth without her consent,

and his man part was erect, and it was evident. to her, he rubbed it against her that he was not wearing underwear and wearing thin pants. He's Stephen Tyler. That's who he is. She struggled with Tyler who was restraining her, according to the lawsuit.

Eventually, she was able to free her right arm, grab the back of his head and raise her knee, which got Tyler to back off. And she got herself together and ran out of the phone booth in shock and fear. Now, because she was relying on friends for transportation to get home, she went

ahead and then followed the entourage along with Tyler back to the hotel, where he again assaulted her according to her, pinning her against the wall of the hotel bar, putting his tongue down her throat and humping her to stym simulate sex. Again, the lawsuit alleges nobody intervened. Tyler then abruptly left and later invited Bolina to his hotel room. She refused while she said she was sobbing and shaking in the lobby and the doorman of the hotel helped her into a cab to get home. So she couldn't have taken the cab earlier because she wanted to get to the hotel because she was counting on friends for transportation home. But later she decided to take a cab. Okay.

Because of Tyler's acts, the suit claims Blino has suffered, this happened in 1975 now, suffered permanent emotional and physical distress and has been able to enjoy a normal daily life as a result. Okay. The suit also claims that Belino was hospitalized and medicated. because of the assault, but it wasn't a, he didn't, he didn't have sex with her. She wasn't raped. Oh, she was assaulted though, and his tongue went down her throat, allegedly. The cause of action listed in the suit is gender-motivated violence. Bolino is asking for a amount that will fully and fairly compensate her for her injuries and damages.

She's also demanding a trial by jury. So, there you have it. Steven Tyler in trouble once again from someone back in 1975 that this actually may or may not have happened. And we are just a believer because she's a female. And we're thinking, oh, well, that's Stephen Tyler. That's who he is. I even did that with him not wearing underwear. It's like, that's who he is.

He's Stephen Tyler. Now, did he force her into a phone booth? I don't know. did no one did anything then he assaulted her again at the hotel bar and no one did anything is it possible sure is it likely i don't know you didn't you couldn't do anything until now since 1975 there's nothing i mean i'm trying to think what could have happened to you uh you listening right now to chewing the fat what could have happened to you at 1975 that you wouldn't have taken care of until now.

You wouldn't have dealt with it until now. According to her, she's been dealing with this, her entire life since 1975, and she hasn't been able to have a decent life because of it, because of this episode in 1975. Stop it. From Searchlight Pictures comes Rental Family only in theaters November 21st. earning rave reviews at Tiff, rental family is emotional, funny, and the feel-good movie of the year. Academy Award winner Brendan Fraser stars as a lonely American actor living in Tokyo, who struggles to find purpose until he starts working for a Japanese rental family agency.

Along the way, he forges some surprising human connections and discovers unexpected joys within his built-in family. Experience rental family, only in theaters November 21st. Who died today? Who died today? A man that jumped to his death from, from the penthouse of a Midtown Manhattan Hotel, according to law enforcement, a 47-year-old man, leapt from the 25th floor of the Gotham Hotel in the Diamond District.

Is that the same hotel? The unidentified man is the latest in a string of jumpers who plunge from the top floor of the Gotham Hotel. Yeah, it's the same hotel. Something has got to be done. Maybe we put up a higher fence. I don't know.

What are we doing? I mean, I realize that, you know, they're spending, I don't know, a thousand or more a night at the Gotham Hotel, but maybe for a thousand or more a month, we put in a higher fence, so people can't jump off. He landed on the second floor in the back of the building. He was pronounced the dead on the scene. Very sad.

Okay, I know it's sad. I'm not laughing about the suicide. I'm just saying that perhaps maybe the hotel could, I don't know, do something. a little different than just saying, hey, want to rent a room in our suicide room? Sure, no problem. I mean, there's been three people now, right, in a short span of time,

that have jumped from this hotel and from the penthouse and landing in the courtyards. So, I mean, I don't know what. I don't know what has to be done, but something. I know maybe some mental health help. Make sure maybe you put,

you know, the big sign of dial 988 if you or someone you love is having suicidal thoughts, something like that, I don't know, but it just seems like that's a known deal now. If you want to kill yourself, I'll just run a room at the Gotham and I'll just jump off because everybody does. Okay. Then we have another suicide, this Alabama preacher, F. L. Bubba Copeland, who killed himself because he was outed. as a transgender curvy girl. Very, very sad. He was the mayor of this tiny Smith station,

small town, six or seven thousand people, as well as the pastor of the first Baptist church. And he took his own life. He was married, father of three. I mean, just horrible story. Police were asked to do a welfare check, and of course then they found him very sad. He was going to be exposed.

on a news site that described his secret life online as a transgender woman under the pseudonym Brittany Blair Summerlin. Brittany described herself as a transitioning transgender curvery girl that loves smiling, clothes, and shoes. And in today's world, I mean, he's hiding his whole life. One of the social media profiles shows him in different women's outfits, and bedroom photos and underwear. I just, it's so sad that he couldn't show himself to the world.

He couldn't just say, yeah, hey, that's my only fan site. I need to make some money because I'm doing the work of the Lord. Something. Just really, really sad. So this 1819 news was doing this story on him, and he said, just my wife knows about it. It's a hobby. I do it to relieve stress.

I have a lot of stress, and I'm not immediately, I'm not medically transitioning. It's just a bit of a character I'm playing. I don't go out and seek solicitation or anything like that. What I do in my private life has nothing to do with what I do in my holy life. That's what he told the reporter. And does this have any effect on me being mayor that I sometimes put a dress or sometimes put on makeup? Does it have anything to do whatsoever with me being a mayor or me being a pastor?

He appeared to take the outing in stride after the expose was published. but no, it doesn't look like he did because the article had been written about my capacity as mayor and capacity as pastor. It was not who or what I am. And so very sad that he couldn't work his way through that. F.L. Bubba Copeland, mayor of Smith's Station, Alabama, took his own life. Very sad. Very, very sad. All you know what else died today is the big $15 billion. neighborhoods that Google and Len Lease were going to build in Silicon Valley.

Yeah, it's over. Google and Australian developer Len Lease mutually reached a decision to end their San Francisco Bay project for four master plan districts in the cities of San Jose, Sunnyvale, and Mountain View. And Len Lease went ahead and announced this on Friday. Holy cow. The decision to end these agreements follow a comprehensive review by Google of its real estate investments and a determination by both organizations that the existing agreements are no longer mutually beneficial,

given current market conditions. Uh-huh. The Google spokesperson told CNN that it's still looking to deliver on its housing commitment. Uh-huh. But Lent lease would not be its exclusive developer. The tech giant said it's broadening its relationships and will work with both developers and capital planners to move the Bay Area developments forward.

uh-huh uh okay so i that was supposed to start like next year wasn't it oh no it 2026 all right so it's only it's a couple years off so i know there's all kinds of cost cutting at google and uh everybody's uh bidnomics as is at work uh every corporation around the country and the world is like holy cow we can't keep going the way we're going because of uh bi dynamics and that is what's happening so I know, you know, Google said it's going to repurpose some of the land, and they're going to do this or that to it. But good luck. Maybe just the homeless people in the Bay Area that can build a couple,

you know, build a couple of projects for tiny homes and call it, you know, tiny Google homeless homes. I'm not sure that title actually works, but you know what I mean. and wide, hustling for great deals on amazing gifts, so you don't have to. They've bagged this season's Italian leather handbags. Designer. Handpicked the finest sweaters from the rest. Ooh, cashmere.

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But if you'd like it and want to become, you know, have a little taste of Britney without having actual Britney there, you could do that in Kentwood, Louisiana for $1.2 million. Enjoy. It looks like it's a beautiful place. Good news from the CDC. Apparently 7% of adults have. have received the latest booster. So that's great, right? I mean, I'm moving along great.

No, no, really. 7%? Wow. PBS reported that just 7% of U.S. adults received the latest booster and only 2% of children. As well as nearly 40% of adults said they would either probably not or definitely not get the latest vaccine. A similar percentage of parents were reported to have no plans to vaccinate their children, with the latest booster. Yeah, and people are like, we shouldn't have probably done it the first time around,

like some other people I know, like me, that I should not have let that happen to myself. I'm still mad at myself for letting that happen. But I got it. I got the first round, and I'm good. There'll be no more. There'll be no more. Sorry about it.

I'm not putting that in my body, and I'm not putting a few other things in my body. I was reading a story that magnets, chargers, lollipops, Peeles are just some of the surprising objects that people got stuck in their bodies in 2021, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety and Commission's database. Foreign objects lodged in people's bodies was the ninth leading cause of unintentional injuries that led to emergency room visits in 2021. Nearly 278,000 U.S. adults seeking care.

Foreign objects being stuck in strange places, predictable. or at number nine when you consider that more than half are sex toys and duh but there's also people poking themselves

in the nose ears and mouth I would advise against that I don't know that's just me I'm not a doctor I would just advise against that the one doc said they treated a 10 year old patient

who had clogged nasal passage that was causing a child a lot of pain we figured out that it was a battery stuck up there kids do that all the time. They take stuff and stick it in their nose, Legos, all kinds of stuff like that. You got to be got to watch little kids on that. That's what little kids do. That doesn't surprise me, actually. Then we have, some of the items that were lodged in people's ears included a cuff length, wet tissues, a plastic sword, an insect, a rock, a lollipop, a charger almost sounds like a poem. A rock, a lollipop, a charger, a piece of ice cream cone, a pushpin, a pencil eraser, and a battleship game piece. Why are you putting that stuff in your ear?

What are you doing? I mean, unless it's a mistake, you know, like you're scratching an itch or something, and then you push too hard and you can't get it out, I guess, maybe. Liquid items placed in the ear included shoe glue. that's just stupid lighter fluid again stupid candle wax

and hydrogen peroxide candle wax I get although you're supposed to put it I've done the candle wax thing on the ear where you lay your head on the side and you put a paper plate with a candle and then the candle

the hollow candle sucks all the goo out of your ear I've done that before but you have the plate there so the wax falls on the plate not in your ear so maybe people are doing the candle without they're doing it improperly and that's how the candle wax gets in your ear.

Yeah. Because you're that, you use the candle supposed to suck stuff out of your ear. And it does. It actually works. But you got to have some kind of blockage plate, you know, over your ear. So the, you know what I'm talking about.

Also, so I guess the gum wrappers, match magnets, rice, candy hearts, yarn, jewels, gummy worms, orange peels, an LED light, flowers, cheese, popcorn, kernels and glue were objects in people's noses. Wow.

The unintentional swallowing of items sent people to ER as well. Some of the ingested foreign objects included a steak knife, a small flashlight, a glue stick, pet toys, coins, office supplies, cigarettes, aluminum foil, hair clips, keys, and darts. Man, there is nothing, like a small flashlight with a little ketchup on it. Yum, yum, yum. So men and women also visited the emergency room after inserting items into their genitalia. Yeah.

I mean, people are just stupid that way. You know, sex toys, beads, paperclips, coins, a car key, a pencil, a nail, a ceiling, a ceiling fan chain. A cell phone charger and a wooden spoon. For women, coins, a screw. a pen, a drumstick, a flashlight, a drinking cup, a golf ball, a nail polish bottle, a spatula. Okay. Use the spatula in the kitchen. What are you doing?

Some of the items that were placed in the old rectum. Rectum, they haven't near killed them. Included, you know, sextoes, magnets, bottles, crans, wrenches, action figures, vegetable peeler, candles, a fishing pole, and an ice cream cone. I just excuse me I need to see a doc I've got a fishing pole stuck in my

it it's got to look good coming in the old ER what did you catch down there are they biting holy cow so that according to a July 23 study

published by the Journal of Emergency Medicine, I love them, found that nearly 4,000 people are hospitalized each year due to having foreign objects stuck in their rears. Wow. Orifices are not made for foreign object intrusion

unless it's a doctor doing it for investigative medical purposes. Well, that's what you could be saying, you know, with your fishing pole, that you were investigating for medical purposes. So just be careful out there, okay? Stop putting stuff

inside your body that's not supposed to be there. Okay? Just, there's some stuff that's not supposed to be there. Some stuff I get, as I got it, I understand. There's different things

that you use. I know, I got it. But there's other things that, you know, I feel like you shouldn't be doing. Like a cuff link in the ear. I feel like that's wrong. Now, I guess maybe

if you were scraping your ear and you had a cuff link and you were just scraping and then I guess it gets pushed in and you can't get it out. I find that weird. I don't understand how that could happen, but okay, I'll give it to you. You know, same with the battleship game piece, something like that.

But putting, like, shoe glue in your ear... What did I do with my ear drops? Oh, there they are. Oh, no, never mind. That was lighter fluid? Oh, no. That was shoe glue? Oh, no.

Man, I thought for sure that was my ear drops. No, honey. No, no, it wasn't. Oh my gosh. Are you, is that a steak knife in your pants? Or you're just happy to see me? I don't understand. All right.

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