Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Subsumed... | 4/11/25

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

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NASA has provided new analysis of the first observation of a planet being swallowed by a star. So located about 12,000 light years from Earth, the star was observed brightening in 2020. And they thought, oh, my gosh, that's growing into a red giant and subsuming a Jupiter's, you know, sized planet in the orbit. Yeah, that's the same process by which Earth is expected to be subsumed by our sun in 5 billion years. Not so fast.

Not so fast. James Webb Telescope took a look and it looks like the planet did not brighten enough to indicate expansion into a red giant. Instead, instead of being subsumed, the planet orbit got smaller over

millions of years until it fell into a star's atmosphere and was swallowed. So we got that to look forward to. So we're not going to be subsumed. We're going to be swallowed. It's in 5 billion years though. So do we care?

Very little. Welcome. Although you can write your own jokes with subsumed and swallowed. I'll leave that to you. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Every so often we get studies where men think that they can take

on animals fighting, you know, which animal could you beat? The bear, the gator, the lion. Well, this survey, one in 50 men think they could beat a horse in a hundred meter sprint. I will just say, no, you can't. That's not a horse, but you couldn't beat it either. Maybe you could beat the donkey. 11% of other animals, they think they could. outpace include

crocodiles, 24%. Good luck. Elephants. You see how elephants move fast, man. They're big. They'll hurt you. Yeah. Would you hear that? Too late. You're not running that bad boy. 11% reckon

they could outspin a horse cat, a house cat. I'm sorry, not a horse cat. A horse cat. What the hell are they breeding over there colossal biosciences? No, they're not breeding a horse cat. They're breeding house cats. They can out sprint a house cat over 10 meters.

I don't think you can, man. Cats are fast. You know what? I don't know they mentioned hippopotamus is in this story. But I don't think you're out running the hippos either. Hippos are big and mean, nasty. So the study went on to find 11% of the 2,000 adults polled. Okay.

estimate that they could get around the entire grand national course of horse race of four miles, 514 yards in less than 10 minutes. Good luck. Good luck. I mean, the record is eight minutes and 47 seconds, I think. Okay. Good luck.

I mean, Usain Bolt was the fastest human on the planet, right? And he, I don't think was running as fast as a horse. Let's find that out. Okay, so the fastest horse ever recorded was 40 miles an hour, all right? And in fact, this story says more than 40 miles an hour.

So what, 40.5, 40 plus. Is that a website or a streaming app? Yeah, it's a new streaming app, 40 plus. So Usain Bolt, fastest human on the planet, 27.78 miles per hour. So, just saying. I know there's animals that he could beat, and we've seen the videos where Usain is,

they've got the animation of all the animals racing against Usain and, you know, all that kind of stuff. But in real life, I don't think so. So good luck, though. I mean, it would, you ask a guy you think you can out run a horse you bet absolutely what about the jackass yeah

i could do that too uh one in so one and 50 at least 49 of people 49 of the men are like no i'm not doing that so someone asks you well first of all remember the rule of chewing the fat just because someone puts a microphone in front of you doesn't mean you have to speak. But if you're out and you want to speak and sometimes you want to, if they ask you a question and you know the answer or you feel like answering, tell the truth.

See, what gets people is people, and I thank them for it because we play it all the time here, but people get a microphone in front of them and they believe they have to sound smart. And they get a microphone from them and they got to prove how smart they are. But really, we're dumb.

And I say we because, really we're dumb and so instead of where I'm smart is that I know that I'm dumb and so when I say dumb stuff a lot of times it's on purpose not always not always but so when someone asked you a stupid question on the street you don't have to answer it I mean it's just you don't you just move on you don't have to answer but people want to prove just how stupid they are and so they have to answer you think you could beat a horse in a race you bet I could. You can't even put down the fries to answer this question. You're not beating a horse. Right. Thank you. Of course I could. Stop it. I mean, according to this study, this, I'm sorry, it's not, it's a one poll research survey.

Just under three in ten, 28 percent, have also been out and about, choked an animal. You can not your own jokes and thought to themselves, I could outrun that. There's no way that's true. It's just not true. You know, I was walking down the street and I saw this cat and I just choked it. And then I thought, you know what, I could outrun that. Stop it.

Stop it. 60% are happy to admit that they were soundly beaten. 6% consider themselves winners. Yeah, I mean, people believe they can do all kinds of stuff, right? They're confident. Like, and according to this, 22% of adults are confident they could lift a chimpanzee off the ground, despite them weighing about, when it says in the story, 60 kilograms. So, I mean, you're not, could you just dead weight, lift it up if the chimp isn't,

is it moving around if the chip is moving around now you're talking about work definitely not picking up an orangutan definitely not doing that that is not happening and remember what happens when you when you have chimpanzees

there was due to feces thrown all over the walls the floor the ceiling in a stunk so bad oh you do not want that when you start picking up the chimpanzee that's what's going to happen So a lot of people, I'm happy that you think you could,

that you think you could beat these animals, but I don't think you could. You know, crocodiles, elephants, hippopotamus says, oh, my. Rabbits and goats and house cats, swarm of bees, mongoose. These are all animals that people think they can outrun. Kangaroos, monguces, kangaroos, kick your ass. So will the rest of them, by the way. Cheetah, ostrich, fox, deer, zebra, horse.

Yeah, you're not. You are not winning that, okay? You might be able to get away from the crock if you run fast enough, but if the croc is already on its way to attacking you, you better run. Because you think you're going to jump on it and attack it? Okay. Yeah, we've all been to Gatorland before and seen the Gator Wrestling going on,

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You know, and let me be clear about this too. This show, Chewing the Fat, believes humans first at all times. Now, we have to respect animals. I don't want them all to die off. You know, but if they do die off, oh well, there's another animal that'll take its place. And now we are creating animals that have been extinct. That'll turn out perfectly. But one of the things that you need to remember is that, yeah, animals maybe a little bit stronger,

a little bit faster because that's mother nature. They've got their own thing going on. The reason humans lead the globe and humans are first is because we're smarter. Okay? We're smarter. And, you know, yeah, yeah, I know. We got thumbs. I got it.

But we're smarter. Even if you didn't have a thumb, you'd realize I could not be in front of this animal. I could be over to the side and I can kill it this way. Right? You don't need a thumb to tell you that. So just, you know, just remember. Yes, I believe animals are, you know, faster and stronger,

but we're smarter, humans first at all times. So yesterday, I mean, we've been talking. I'm fascinated with the Elton John Madonna story. and I was reading some more about the Elton John Madonna story and because she now originally I thought that she had watched the well she did watch it but she watched it at home like the rest of us S&L

and she you know was thinking about you know forgiving Elton John and we're all over we're gonna you know we got needed to collaborate because she's she needs to reinvent herself she needs work okay Madge you know she needs to get out there and work and she needs to not be the old lady madonna maybe she doesn't though actually if i were consulting her if she were going to call the chewing the fat

consulting business i would say lean into being the queen and you know you're it you're yes you're the old woman now no you can't do what you used to do but you can do this anyway anyway that's just me uh so anyway come to find out uh you know because she had said i always felt like outsider and I watched him on stage and it helped me understand that it was okay to be different and stand out and she loved elton john but you know they got into a they got into hating each other when elton was at this award show and he said this madonna best fckin live act fck off Think about it. I know.

Sorry about that, but I think everyone who lip sinks in public on stage when you pay like 75 quid to see them should be shot. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I'm out of here. So over the decades,

Madonna said it hurt me to know that someone I admired so much shared his dislike of me publicly as an artist. I didn't understand it. And I was told Elton John was going to be the musical guest on SNL. I decided to go. So she was there.

Wow. She said she confronted John backstage. And Elton punched her right in the face. No, he didn't do that. He said that she said that he asked her to forgive him. She said the pair then hugged and Elton told her he had written a song for her and wanted to collaborate. Okay. All right. So she just goes. She just, she said, I watched John and, and, uh, Carl outperform Little Richard's Bible on SNL from their collaborative album, who believes in Angels, which is uncourse to become Britain's 10th UK number one album.

And John thank me for coming to see him on SNL and for forgiving his big mouth. Okay. Yeah. Stop it. Stop it. So Madonna's coming back. Madana's coming back with a co-lab with that. Elton John.

And he probably had a song in his back pocket. And now his manager's like, you're saying you wrote that for Madonna? Yeah, yeah. I did. I need to shut her up. He did post on Instagram, though, that he was not proud of what he said.

And he praised Madonna for the HIV AIDS in the 80s. She started AIDS just like he did. Anyway, her groundbreaking work that paved the way for the entire generation of female artists. I'm grateful we can. and move forward. I'm increasingly distressed by all the divisiveness in our world at the moment. Oh, that's just special, isn't it? Oh, fuck off. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately.

This, I don't know, I find this incredible. One of the most prestigious names in luxury is inquiring the other most prestigious name. luxury. So the Prada has agreed to buy Versace for $1.38 billion and $1.38 billion in cash. Yeah. So they're buying it from the U.S.-based Capri Holdings, which also owns Jimmy Chow and Michael Coors. Capri bought Versace from its founding. Yeah, Capri brought it a few years ago. for $2 billion. And the group said, yeah,

we're selling at a loss to focus on our debt and other brands after failing to revamp for Saucy's weakening sales. Wow. This is Prada's most expensive purchase since its 1913 founding.

It's looking to expand after bucking the luxury slowdown with several years of double-digit growth. Yeah. No kidding. Donatella, Versace, didn't she just hang up or hang up the face? I mean, she's three cuss to conface.

I mean, Donatello is there. She said she's honored to see her family's legacy placed into the hands of another trusted Italian family business. Yeah, she stepped down as a couple months ago after almost 30 years leading Versace. Yeah, that's right. So, okay, Prada buys Versace. That's pretty incredible. What's even more incredible is they've got one. $1.38 billion in cash.

Could you drop maybe on the way? Maybe the briefcase opens up and, you know, a million falls out. And I take that by accident. I'd let you know later. But, you know, it just drops out. So, you know, when you get there and you open up the suitcase and they say, yeah, it was $1.38 billion in cash.

you know, you only had, you know, 999 million. They won't notice. Banzai! Banzai! Right. Thank you. We're going to be cheering that. So congratulations to Prada for buying Versace.

Wow. And I'm surprised this hasn't happened yet. Speaking of SNL, where Elton and Madonna was, no, don't, don't. apparently there's an all-British cast of the version of Saturday Night Live is going to launch next year on UK broadcaster Sky. S&L creator Lauren Michaels will executive produce the show. So the longest running global SNL adaptations have aired in South Korea, 15 seasons. They are hilarious.

Germany, I mean, you know how funny the Germans are for five seasons. And Egypt and Italy have four seasons. SNL South Korea is the only foreign language SNL still airing today. Bonzai! Bonzai! Other failed attempts to popularize performers reading off cue cards and languages other than English. That's funny. I don't know who wrote that, but that's funny.

Other than English include shows in Russia, Brazil, China, Finland, Quebec, Spain, French. They've been trying to hold shows. hawk this all over the world. And they still can't pull it off. And they barely pull it off here anymore. I mean, I got it. It's Saturday Night Live. But, okay.

Because they had it already. Saturday Night Live was in the, they had a show called Saturday Live. That was, you know, SNL-ish back in the 80s. And then that got to boot. And after, I don't know, a couple years, a couple seasons maybe.

And then in 1996, Saturday Zoo, took over. They had, that went well over well. They just did 13 episodes and then that was over. And then they did an 11 o'clock show that ran for a couple of years. But they apparently were different than comedy cultures. They just tried to latch on to the SNL namesake.

So SNL, going to do a Saturday Night Live version in Great Britain on Sky, on UK Sky. So in today's world, though, I mean, everybody sees it, right? Except, well, I mean, I haven't seen the, you know, the Germany SNL or the South Korean SNL or the, you know, I haven't seen those. So I bet they're hilarious, but I haven't seen them. So maybe you don't see everything. But England is such a, you know, sister country to the U.S. that we would see that. No question.

And especially there's not one in, they said, did they try one in Australia? It's really weird that we haven't, we don't have one. in Australia because you well you can't have one in Australia because you can't be funny anymore in Australia it has to be serious and you have to be on top foot because if you start making jokes you're going to jail.

So the Academy Awards have announced the establishment of a new Oscar. It's a new stunt design Oscar and it'll be we can't just do it this year though because you can't just say hey you know what we should do is we should at a stunt design Oscar and we can we can go ahead and make that happen well no we can't do that

let's do it in uh well we'll do it in 2027 and we'll give it we'll give it out in 2028 what do you say oh uh okay so according to uh bill kramer the president uh and president uh oh said bill is the academy CEO janet yang is the president of the academy uh they did a joint statement and they said we are proud to honor the innovative work of these technical and creative artists and we recognize them and we congratulate them for their commitment and dedication and reaching this momentous occasion. So we're so proud of it though.

We're going to start it on the 100th Academy Awards show in 2028. So you have to wait for a little while. We don't care enough about you to just get it going right now. But we do care about you. Be sure about that. So be ready for that. This is another Oscar to give out.

Show just got longer. Show just got longer. count on that. Also, I see where we got a little problem at the movie theaters now, and I say a little problem. I would love it, but a lot of people are not loving it.

Apparently, there's all kinds of it's almost like Rocky Horror Picture show at the Minecraft movies now. So they're saying that they've got to keep a lookout

because people are bringing stuff, in to the theater because they're making TikTok videos during the movie and they're throwing stuff up and yelling and going wild in the theater during like the chicken jockey scene and that's part of the TikTok viral videos so you've seen I've seen some of them that are you know jumping up and down on riding on each other's shoulders and there's a zombie character that rules a chicken and other moviegoers are throwing popcorn and they're dancing in the aisles. You know what? So what?

I mean, I, I, are you going to Minecraft movie and you're going to be annoyed by that? I don't know. What New Jersey movie theater banned kids, especially unsupervised group of boys? What was that? In the retirement home movie theater? Stop it. You can't see a film without an adult or guardian present.

Okay, because we don't want, we don't want, uh, we don't want, extra popcorn to clean up on the floor. It's dirty enough. We just got to... I don't understand that. We want you to have fun, but not too much fun. Don't have too much fun. I want to enjoy the theater.

Come in and have fun and enjoy the movie, but not too much. Not too much fun. If you want to see Minecraft uninterrupted by a couple of kids throwing popcorn in the air during a scene, you know what? Go when they're in school. You're an adult.

go there, go to the matinee and see it then, okay? Just expect that there's going to be some teenagers having fun at the movie if you go at night, okay? Unless, of course, you're in New Jersey where they've banned kids from going. That pisses me off, actually.

Which is exactly why I'm just going to stay home and watch my shows on my big screen in my house. I've got, I mean, there's all kinds of great shows, which we've covered on this show. But I just want to remind you that HACS just dropped on HBO Max. The first two episodes just dropped.

So Hax season three starts up again. Actually, I apologize to Gene Smart, season four of Hacks. I love that show. It's very good. Gene does a great job. So does What's Her Face. You know, Hannah, Hannah and Binder. It plays her sidekick, which is she does a great job.

And I love all the other characters, really good. And so apparently she's got the late night TV show gig, and that's what's going to be based around season four. So it'll be darn fun, okay? And plus then I don't have to go mess with those damn teenagers at the Minecraft movie. Be sure to follow me on my social media at Jeffrey JFR on X, Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram and Facebook, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher on YouTube,

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You can submit your jokes for the day. You can submit your chance to become a contestant on what's the lie, which is the game show that we do every Fridays. We'll have what's the lie coming up on this very show. forward to it and because this person emailed me pretty cocky so just saying um just saying

we'll see we'll see and uh you can email your comments and i do see them all and read them all whether they're good or bad i appreciate it no really thank you i appreciate it uh chewing the fat at the blaze dot com one quick thought on the uh oscar for stunt design now okay so it's Is that the stunt people? Are the stunt people with the stunt humans actually getting the award? Or is it stunt design? Because if I come up with, you know, I want someone to jump through that wall and roll 10 times in a ball of fire through that wall. And you do it.

That's my stunt. I just designed that. So do I get the Oscar or does the stunt person get the Oscar? Asking for a friend. Because it sounds like it sounds like it's just another way to keep the man down. Because stunt people, we love you, but we don't really care about you because we care about the star. Okay. So yeah, you look like the star?

Great. Thank you. Appreciate you running through the wall. Don't care, though. He gets the Oscar. I'm just saying. That's all. I just have questions.

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Wow, so sad. I mean, she's walked runways for Armani and Versace. Now Prada. And she apparently was battling some rare brain condition. She put a message on her Instagram stories. I don't know, a little short time ago. Now, I don't follow Lucy. I probably should.

I don't think she's on thread. This is just their official Instagram story for Lucy. So she announced that she was battling for her life. Oh, okay, because she's got some rare brain condition. All right. So she announced that she would be undergoing surgery for brain, aterovenous malformation. A.V.m.

Amorphapalus. That's not what it is. I don't think that's what it is. Arterio venus. Yeah. Yeah, not amorphalus, okay? I was pretty close. I'm sorry, what was it? Arterio Venus. A malformation. So AVM, a tangle of blood vessels that can lead to brain damage and stroke.

She described the malformation as the size of a golf ball and said that she had been experiencing seizures. Wow. That's very sad. So rest in peace to Lucy Markovic dead at the age of 27. Then we have, it's been revealed now. Yesterday we got news that, and if you follow me on my ex at Jevi JFR, you saw I posted the video of it.

A helicopter in New York, a tourist helicopter. crashed into the Hudson River. It was incredible. I mean, it just fell out of the sky. It was just stopped. It was like flying along. I just stopped working. Okay.

And into the river. And then you see the blade come down all by itself. It's just, wow. And now they didn't know him first. Everybody's got to be first. So it's, you know, we're worried about who is on there. We find out that it's Augustine Escobar, president and CEO of Simmons in space.

So, I mean, that's a big guy. He's got some cash, and he's got some little bit of power. Along with his wife and the three children were identified as the victims of the helicopter that plunged into the Hudson River. You know, of course, you have the helicopter pilot. So, you know, obviously it'll be investigated and we'll find out what happened. But rest in peace to that family. And, man, that's just so sad. And those helicopters fly all the time up and down the Hudson and people use them to, you know,

get out of Manhattan and head over to New Jersey to hop on their private planes. And maybe that's where they were headed. I don't know. I don't know. Because, I mean, look, the president and CEO of this company of Spain, he's not waiting in line to get on JetBlue. Okay? I'm just sorry, that's not happening.

All right. It's just not happening. And good for him. But that's really sad that the whole family died. plus when you think of it the last name was Escobar was it really an accident okay

okay and then we have an update on the Dominican Republic nightclub really kind of amazing I was just I was going to try to play the video there's a video that surfaced from the bar

that shows the people up on stage and some of of the people in the bar just before the roof collapse. And you see the guy on the stage look like, hey, what's that? Like something just fell. And then

Ghost Black. No, they were not a reviewer. Well, they were before, but not after. And so, I mean, this story that I have here, we talked yesterday, 124 people, we're up over to 225 now. I mean, we've turned

now into the rescue mission. is over, right? I mean, I mean, no, it's not a rescue mission anymore. It's, it's a recovery mission now. And, you know, sadly it is. And I,

again, I know that it's the Dominican Republic. So maybe they need to up some building codes. Maybe they need to up some, you know, some fire marshal plans. Something. I don't know.

maybe they could use those to hold the roof up. I don't know. I don't know if it would work or not. Former Major League Baseball players Octavio Dautel and Tony Blanco were there. In fact, I believe, I think it was Octavio up on stage in this video. So, you know, who knows? I don't know. I was just really strange and I hated to see it.

It was just really, really sad. But I mean, the death toll is going to go up now because they didn't know how many people were in the bar. and they said between 500 and 1,000 people were inside the bar and now, you know, we've already found 225 deceased. Wow, rest in peace to all of those people. Very sad. One more. Who died today? La Nina has died. The weather phenomenon driven by cold water in the Pacific Ocean

has not disappeared after a short-lived three-month period. So rest in peace to La Nina. dead after three months. Here's another example of that maybe Canada needs to become a two-in-the-fat Jeff Fisher, Human's first campaign. Maybe we just have that campaign in Canada. So I'm bringing this story about how this college dorm house where university students were staying were trapped there

because angry Canada geese were in the front yard. and anyone who stepped outside I got attacked you know what we do to them in Michigan right I mean in Michigan they are if they show up yes and humanely of course but they trap them they used to just

trap them and set them free no longer now in Michigan it's just like oh hey you've got these Canadian wild gates yeah yeah we don't anymore we're not putting up with it maybe they need to do that in Canada. Humans first.

Okay? Yeah. If you go outside of your porch and there's geese, these wild geese in your front yard, you go, hey, I'm coming out, you need to leave. And if they don't, I'm pretty sure all you need to do is shoot one. You put one down, the rest of them are leaving.

If not, put another one down. How many of you I got to drop? How many I got to drop? Before you get out of here. Don't start attacking me now. because I'm going to drop another one. Yeah, you're going down. I just...

Until you leave, I'm continuing this... I'll give you... One more... I'll give you one more warning. Oh, you're starting to attack me again? Yeah, you're done for, okay? Humans first. And I mean humans first,

so be careful out there if you're a human. There's a couple of recalls you need to be aware of. Yeah. Cabot creamery is recalling 1,700 pounds of butter. After testing found elevated levels of coliform bacteria. That's fecal contamination? So, yeah. The voluntary recall initiated by Agrobarc, Inc.

Cabot creamier's, I can't even say the word. Cabot crepe. Yeah, that's what they call it. You know, the place that makes the stupid butter. affects the brand's 8 ounce extra creamy premium sea salted butter. And it was distributed in seven states. Now we're pretty sure at the Cabot Creamery that they've recovered most of the product before it reached consumers.

We're pretty sure. But if they hadn't, and you're spreading some of that beautiful, extra creamy premium sea salted butter, And it doesn't taste quite the same. That could be the fecal contamination. So you may want to, you know, you may want to, once you can stop coffee, turn it back in. And then we have a hot sauce being recalled for an undeclared life-threatening allergen. Okay, wow.

So TWGuardner Food Company has issued the recall for select bottles of Texas Pete Hotson. sauce. Okay. Certain lots and sizes of the popular Habanero buffalo sauce have been recalled because the bottles may actually contain syraci sauce and thus have undeclared sulfites. Oh, shut up. Why can't they just tell you that? They don't need to recall it. Just say, hey, well, I mean, if you think you've got habanero buffalo sauce and you put it on your put it on your wings

and then you start coughing after it's syrac that didn't taste like a habanero so because of that could contain undeclared sulfites so because of that

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That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. It's Friday. So that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? where contestants try to decipher the lie from four. Count them one, two, three, four headlines.

One of them is not true. That's where we get. What's the lie? Our contestants today, Dakota Lally, if he wins, not only is he going to get to come back for another round, but he will win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie. For more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group

and find the Freshie scent and design just for you. And if you or someone you love would like to be a contestant, on What's the Lie. You can email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Dakota, welcome to What's the Lie. How are you, my friend? Doing all right, Jeffrey. How are you?

I am fantastic. Thanks for asking. So you ready to go? I mean, your email to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com requesting to be a contestant. You know, you sounded a little cocky. You sounded like you were a little sure of yourself. So you're ready to go?

I think so. I think so. It does not sound as cocky as. the email's down a little bit different when you're on the line isn't it a little bit yeah maybe a little bit all right so let's see just uh i want you to win i made it easy i made it easy this week for you because uh i want i want people to win so just for you dakota you ready to play yes sir yes sir all right all right let's do it four headlines one not real what's the lie headline number one steve irwin's son robert is model

underwear now. Headline number two. Cracker Barrel says it may have to shrink biscuits because of the tariffs. Headline number three. Boris Johnson attacked by ostrich while at a safari park with his family. Headline number four. Wrigley Field Bleacher Goose makes a nest forcing the closure of a section of seats. Those are your four headlines.

Headline number one, Steve Irwin's son Robert is modeling underwear now. Headline number two. Cracker Barrel says it may have to shrink biscuits because of tariffs. Headline number three. Boris Johnson attacked by ostrich while out a safari park with his family. Headline number four. Wrigley Field Bleacher Goose makes a nest forcing the closure of a section of seats. Those are your four headlines.

Dakota, what is the lie? I'm going to say, I know the Boris Johnson one is true because I literally, just heard it on yesterday's show. The first and the fourth one sound vaguely familiar or possible. I'm going to say number two is the lie because

no way would cracker barrel you are 100% correct Dakota. You have won this week's What's the lie? Thanks for playing. Thanks for listening. What's the lie?

What's the lie is a subsidiary of chewing the Fed Enterprises? All information is improbably accurate at the time of recording. CTFWTL MMXXV. So Dakota, the cockiness worked. I guess it did. I got a little celebration on here for you. Yeah, we could just make it out a little, yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I know you had said off the air that you were working on the fluids of your vehicle. Sounds like he dropped some things. I hope you're okay. You're all right? Yeah, no, it's fine. Yeah, everything's all good.

You got some anti-frees poured all over you now. You're all right? No, I was sitting on a paint of glass in it. Oh, no. It's probably a good rule of thumb just from the show. I know you're excited and everything, but maybe you don't sit on glass. It's just me.

It's just me. They usually make things, I don't know, out of wood that you can sit on, and it doesn't break. But that's just me. That's just me. So anyway. I figured since I'm not, I'm not Jeffrey's size.

Ah, thank you. So you won, so you get to come back next week and take your hand at What's the Lie? That's awesome. That's awesome. And we'll talk to you next week. All right. Looking forward to it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.