Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - That Can’t Be True… | 5/8/23
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
I love this story.
A Michigan man has been left baffled after a tiny doll family suddenly appeared inside his mailbox.
I used this as a headline in What's the Lie on Friday.
But I love this story so much, I got to talk about it.
Apparently, the toys were left with a letter that read a little posted note that said,
we've decided to live here.
Tiny furniture was also left inside the mailbox.
Awesome.
He said they opened the mailbox
and the two dials sitting on a love seat of the mailbox
and he thought that somebody mistakenly placed them in his mailbox.
He checked the other mailboxes
and no one else received any tiny dolls.
Now, the difference between his mailbox and many mailboxes
is that he has a mailbox custom designed
to replicate an old.
house that they lived in
in Detroit. I mean,
who doesn't want a mailbox that looks
like the house we used to live in
in Detroit? Anyway, he
checked and no one else had dolls inside
their house. Then it
continued, okay?
More items were left in the mailbox, such
as a dog and furniture.
He also did some investigating,
trying to locate the
culprit, but he couldn't.
He said the questions the neighbors
and they were, you know, no one's admitting to it, no
matter who it is. This is awesome. This needs to be done around America. If you know someone that has one
of those house mailboxes, you need to do this. Now, I know it's a pain to make the little dolls
and the furniture, but you can still do it. It's kind of cool. They had a Christmas decorations put in
the mailbox. They had Halloween decorations put in the mailboxes. It's awesome. And I guess, you know,
It's kind of an issue because you're messing with the postal service.
But as a wannabe USB servicer, yeah, something like that,
the mail carrier has no problem with it because there's still plenty of room to deliver the mail.
Because it's a big mailbox.
It's 26 inches long, 15 inches wide, 10 inches high.
So, I mean, it looks like their old house in Detroit.
And there's plenty of room to put the mail in when the mail carrier delivers the mail.
So I love this.
I mean, it makes, how cool is it?
I hope that he is posting the pictures on Instagram.
I hope he's created his own mailbox family Instagram account or his own mailbox Facebook account.
It says he posted some of the pictures, I guess, on Facebook.
But we shall see.
I mean, it would be a great Instagram or TikTok account.
That's for sure.
I love the daily hello.
He even made a small mailbox put on the outside of the house with a little doll-sized letterbox so that it's got many mail packages in their mailbox.
So he's playing along as well.
Really, really cool.
I wish this would be done around America.
And, you know, I would say that perhaps someone on Etsy could come up with their little dolls, mailbox dolls,
for people around the country.
Now, again,
oh, you can't be messing with the mailboxes.
That's a federal offense.
Yeah, but the Dowell have decided
they wanted to live there.
So get over it.
Welcome.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
And for those of you wondering,
of course, the mailbox was of their house in Detroit,
but they actually live in Orchard Park,
which is just,
if you look on my hand here as the map of Michigan is right there a little north of Detroit
just so you know you can tell it's right there on my hand.
Okay, so a children's show in Australia,
airs on the Australian Broadcasting Company, ABC, has been edited for fat shaming.
Wow, this is where we're at in America.
Okay.
So the show, Bluey,
started off with dad on the scales.
And the episode is called exercise.
So he's weighing himself on the scale.
Little kids in the tub.
The little kids running around.
Mom comes in and dad stands on the scale and goes,
woo.
And the little kid goes, what's wrong?
And he says, I've got to lose some weight.
I got to exercise.
And the mom comes in like, yeah, no kidding.
You know, stuff that actually happens in homes, and it's a kid's cartoon.
So it's kind of like a joke for the parents, really, you know, just because the parents, you know, half watch the shows with the kids.
Or maybe they sit there and watch the shows with the kids.
I don't know, whatever kind of parent you are.
So the people were all wound up about it saying that, that's fat shaming.
Wait, what?
Yes, it's fat shaming.
How is that fat shaming?
Well, it sends a dangerous message to the show's young audience about weight loss and body image.
Yeah, wouldn't want the kids to think, hey, we got to get outside and exercise.
Wouldn't want that to happen.
So the opening scene was removed and edited.
And so the episode begins with outside exercising.
Wow.
Just amazing.
And so, I mean, I'm not for fat shaming, by the way.
but I don't necessarily believe that was fat shaming.
Now that's not the first time this show has been censored.
They had a show called Daddy Robot.
A viewer complained.
Apparently the dad used an insensitive term in the episode ABC censored it.
Disney Plus omitted an episode Dad Baby because Bluey's dad simulated what it was like to give
birth can't have that can we so makes one actually want to watch bluey to be honest as long as we're
fat shaming we might as well talk about rachel glines in ohio or state union uh apparently rachel
a trans woman uh was in trouble for showing herself off naked in a female locker room with a visible
man part. The charges against Glynes were then brought to court in February.
If you're thinking Rachel Glynes, isn't that Darren? No, not anymore. Okay, not since 2021.
Darren Glynes has gone by Rachel Glyne. So get over it. Okay. So apparently there's no question
that Glines was in the women's locker room and, you know, it was all part of the deal. The YMCA of
Greater Dayton had previously given.
permission for glines to enter the women's locker room in all YMCA facilities in the area.
In a statement regarding the incident, the YMCA said, under no circumstances, will we investigate
an individual's birth identity and then assign individuals to the locker rooms?
That would be counter to the law, counter to respect for all people, and it's not who or what we are
as an organization.
Okay, well, good for you, YMCA.
So if you want to go to the YMCA, all you have to do is say,
I identify as and they let you in.
So there's no question that that happened.
The question remains whether she had her man part visible.
There's no question.
There was no trespassing because she was allowed to go in there.
But the incident was indecent exposure against clients.
Okay.
And there were some juveniles that saw this naked.
kid man who identified as a woman in the female locker room.
However, the attorney for her and the judge agreed that, yeah, Rachel is too fat to see her
man part.
So there was no indecent exposure since there wasn't anything exposed, really.
I mean, it was exposed, but it was underneath fat, so you couldn't see it.
I don't know if that's good or bad.
if you're Rachel
because
I mean it's good for
Rachel that you're not being
charged with this crime
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I mean I don't want to be
a fat shamer
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too fat
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We are almost there.
If you're listening live, today is the 8th of May, 2023.
Way back 1,100 and, well, 38 days ago, we were told 15 days to end the curve, to flatten the curve.
And so on Thursday, the 11th of May, the curve will be flattened.
It will be 1,141 days.
And the COVID vaccine requirements for federal employees.
federal contractors and international air travelers will expire with the end of the COVID public health emergency.
Yay!
Now get ready for the influx of illegals crossing the border because they are lining up at the border.
I got them all road up and what, you know, 8,000 a day are coming across now and get ready for a lot more.
And it is not going to be pretty.
And I'm not going to get into the border, which I've.
told or we are told is secure.
Yeah, yeah, it's secure.
72% of people coming across the border are young males, but it's not an invasion.
Don't you dare, dare say that it is.
Okay, got that?
All right.
All right, let's move on.
Burger King.
Sad news about Burger King.
They're going to shut down 400 U.S.
locations by the end of this year.
That's pretty amazing.
They're going to close up to 400 locations as they face, you know, competition, obviously,
from the likes of post bastards at McDonald's.
Now, it says in the story that Burger King has just under 7,000 stores now in the U.S.
I mean, McDonald's has almost double that in the U.S.
I think 13.5 is their number or something like that.
So, like I said, almost double.
so they're looking to close some shops and make things better.
Okay.
They're looking for additional franchisees with stronger finances but still expects to close between 300 and 400 restaurants.
I guess they've had a couple of big time franchisees go bankrupt, which cost them dearly.
And they are paying for that right now.
Now, they have a new reclaim the flame turnaround.
plan, which I wasn't aware of.
But good luck to Burger King to reclaim the flame and reverse loss in market share.
I don't know that you're going to get that, especially when I read that the McDonald's logo has a sexy meaning.
And I didn't know that it did, but apparently when you turn the McDonald's logo upside down,
it appears to be female breastages.
You got to stretch quite a bit to get to that.
But okay, if you say so, you got it.
No problem.
You know what?
You got me.
It's supposed to represent a mother's nurturing breasts
when looked at upside down.
Is it really?
That's what they say.
It's not me.
being reported that, that the iconic golden arches
is a logo that's supposed to
represent mothers' nurturing breast
when looked at upside down.
And how often in your life, have you looked at the McDonald's logo
upside down?
I can't count the times.
I've looked at the McDonald's logo
upside down.
Some McDonald's franchise are in trouble these days with federal labor laws,
though, officials said that
the franchise owners operating
62 locations across
Kentucky, Indiana, Maryland, and
Ohio had more than 300
children working
longer hours than allowed.
One owner had two 10-year-olds
working without pay as late as
late as 2 a.m. I'd be interested to know
about those 10-year-olds if
it was the owner's kids. Because
that makes a difference. It might not make
a difference in
the investigation with the Labor Department
but it makes a difference to me.
You know, parents, you know, plan on having their kids work at the stores.
And, yeah, you're working until two because I'm here until two.
I'd be interesting to see what that actually was.
So the Department of Labor issued $212,000 in fines for violations.
A McDonald's spokesperson called the report, deeply troubling.
The news comes as states have moved to relax child labor regulations.
Meanwhile, experts said that the increase in child labor
is fueled by a tough job market and a higher number of children arriving in the U.S. border without parents.
Wait, what?
What was that last line?
Yes, you know, it was fueled by a tough job market and a higher number of children arriving at the U.S. border without parents.
Huh.
I would say that the photos that I saw and the video that I saw all weekend long about the border,
the border is secure
was there weren't a lot of children.
Now those that may have already crossed
they may be in another pile
of people that are lining up to come into the country
but what I saw
was young males
between what looked like
the ages of, I don't know,
15 to 30
and I don't know
like I said earlier, that's an invasion
but what do I know?
But probably nothing.
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Speaking of Twitter, though, I love these
stupid things, and I don't know why I like them.
Just don't judge me.
But, you know, where they have you say,
what's your different name
depending on your birth month
and your birthday. And this one was
sent to me saying,
you know, I wonder if
Jeffie JFR could answer that.
And so they have
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And the question is, what's your beach name?
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Four through the sixth is Fish Taylor.
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Died today.
Who died today?
day, Vida Blue.
Vita Blue,
a Cy Young MVP,
three-time World Series winner.
He was 73.
Amazing.
This guy was awesome when he was playing,
man.
No question about it.
He was, you know, most famous
obviously during the 70s and 80s.
And he was
the first, I believe the
first, to
start an All-Star game
for both the American League
and the National League.
Yeah, I think he was the first one to do it.
Because there was Roger Clemens,
Randy Johnson,
Roy Halliday, and Max Scherzer did it.
But that was all after Vita Blue.
He was awesome.
And, you know, he got in trouble with some cocaine.
Apparently he was found with cocaine in his car.
He went to jail for like three months,
and then he was suspended for baseball.
He came back and played after that.
And he got into a big fight with the Oakland A's owner at the time
because he wanted more money.
And he said, I was just trying to get a pay raise and get paid what I was worth.
And that's what he did.
It was awesome.
Vita Blue dead at the age of 73.
No word on the cause of his death.
But it wasn't that.
So don't even look at me.
Like, oh, that's what it would.
No.
No, they didn't say what it was.
So it's definitely not that.
Vita Blue dead at the age of 73.
Oh.
And Ray Leota's cause of death, he's already been on who died today.
He died a year ago.
Now we know the cause of his death was revealed.
And I told you at the time that it wasn't that.
Okay?
And you know what?
It wasn't.
Okay?
Got it?
All right.
So he died May 26th of last year.
So it was almost a year ago, age 67, from acute heart failure and fluid in the lungs.
At the time, it was announced that he had died in his sleep at a hotel in the Dominican Republic.
He was filming a new movie there.
And so it was, you know, pulmonary edema.
Not what you think it is.
Okay?
I know.
I know that's what you thought.
But you thought wrong.
It's weird that he had that and didn't have it being treated, though.
the pulmonary edema, you know, the excess fluid in the lungs.
And then that, you can't lay down.
It feels like you're drowning.
Not that I'm aware.
During, which you have congestive heart failure, lung damage, high altitude exposure, kidney failure.
So, I mean, they can do surgery, but usually it's heart medication and aspiration and diuretics.
And so it's weird that he just didn't know it.
It's funny how they just blame it on that.
But anyway, we know now that that's what they claim,
and that's what we are to believe.
So you know what?
I'll believe it, I guess.
Okay.
It's pulmonary edema.
He had acute heart failure and fluid in the lungs.
So it wasn't that.
So I didn't know that Christina Applegate had been diagnosed with MS,
or maybe I should.
She had maybe I knew and forgotten, whatever,
but I guess she was filming
Dead to me's third and final season,
which I enjoyed, you know, it was okay.
But in August of 2021, she was diagnosed with MS.
I don't know that I remember hearing about that.
But she says now that she doesn't see herself
returning to TV and film after her MS diagnosis.
It's a disabling neurological disease,
has her on, you know, everyday life,
and it becomes more and more difficult.
And she said she's 51 now.
I mean, after her diagnosis, they stopped or paused production
so that Christina could begin treatment.
I do not remember hearing about this.
And so the series eventually wrapped
and she spoke about how she's trying to deal with her symptoms
and she's not sure how that's going to be.
She's finding out, it's about finding out what I'm capable of doing.
Yeah, no kidding.
Just incredible.
I mean, multiple sclerosis is a disease that affects the central nervous system.
It ain't pretty.
The brain and spinal cord.
But it's different for everyone.
Just terrible.
I mean, symptoms include numbness, tremor, or lack of coordination.
And, of course, I mean, it's just, it's so terrible because it differs in each person.
It's just incredible.
Anyway, Christina ablegates and believes that she's done working on camera.
You know, and the picture they have over here in this, it's a people.com story.
And like I watched Dead to me, and she obviously has had a little bit of work done.
She's Christina Applegate.
She can do what she wants.
I'm okay.
And it appeared to me that she wasn't on her way to Three Cuts to Clownface.
But the picture that people has of Christina, she looks like apparently she is on her way to Three Cuts to Clown Face.
That may have stopped now with the...
diagnosis? I don't know.
But this picture here,
who,
Christina,
take it easy.
And speaking of three cuts to clown face
and maybe,
you know,
like 18 cuts to clown face,
Meg Ryan,
who's 61 now,
made a public outing.
Who,
I mean,
nobody's seen her in months,
right?
Now,
remember Michael J.
Fox has this new documentary
called,
what the heck is this new documentary
called Shakespeare?
No, don't be silly.
It's called Still.
I was just joking.
I love Michael J. Fox.
Anyway, she is unrecognizable.
I mean, holy cow.
And they were all there at the Lincoln Center,
Bill Murray, Elvis Costello, a bunch of stuff.
I mean, the who's who.
We're all there supporting Michael, and they should.
He's deserving of anything against.
But Meg has denied having any plastic surgery
enhancements.
Right.
Say it with me now.
Right.
I mean, that is unbelievable.
That's unbelievable.
Unless she has gone through some kind of blending device,
she's unrecognizable.
It just doesn't happen.
You know, sure she was styling and she had her little jacket and trousers
and black boots on
and she looked great
but she
claiming that she hasn't had any work done
Meg, honey
don't lie to us
and for sure
don't lie to yourself
okay you've had way too much work
now maybe she's had
you know fat transfers and fillers
but that smile
and the eyes and the
Oh, honey, no.
And you look side by side from years ago when Meg Ryan was the Meg Ryan that everybody loved.
And, you know, I'm not saying we don't love her today.
She's Meg Ryan.
But it's just the question of who's that?
And I see, well, congratulations to Guardians of the Galaxy 3.
I'm sorry, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol.
Volume 3, as it did like $118 million domestically.
And it did, so, I mean, it's pretty well, pretty good, did pretty good.
Did over 289 million internationally.
So good for Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3.
Congratulations.
However, as I'm looking at movies this weekend, I see where there's a new Hunger Games coming out.
the end of this year, I'm kind of looking forward to it.
Now, it's a prequel.
Of course, it's a prequel.
That's where everybody's heads at these days.
It's called The Hunger Games,
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
It's scheduled to be released in the U.S. in November.
Okay?
So it's without the usual players.
The film stars Tom Blythe, Rachel Ziegler,
Peter Dinklage, Hunter Schaefer,
and Josh Andrews,
and Viola Davis.
Set 64 years before the events of the first film.
Its plot follows a young Coronelius Snow,
his relationship with the Hunger Games tribute,
Lucy Gray-Baird,
and the events that eventually led him on the path
to becoming the tyrannical leader of Pan Am.
So, the prequel of Hunger Games.
I'm going to watch it.
I watched all the other Hunger Games.
I enjoyed them.
I don't know if what's her face.
has any kind of agreement with Hunger Games
Jennifer Lawrence, but she should
because if they're coming out with this hunger games,
she should be getting a piece of that pie for sure.
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Congratulations to everyone that is busy celebrating the new king in the United Kingdom. King Charles is he's been coronated.
and he is the new king
I know today was a special holiday
and it was a beautiful weekend
Harry showed up in and out though
William gave his father
bent the knee
kissed his father
he is the king and William will be the next in line
they were all there
it was a beautiful beautiful
celebration of the coronation
of the king
and the new queen
queen camella
and the rest of them.
I mean, Katie Perry and Jill Biden was there,
John Kerry and Lionel, Richie,
well, Katie and Lionel actually were there to work.
And, you know, it was weird.
The hairy thing is really weird.
I was hoping that they would get a chance to talk to him.
Maybe they did, but it certainly didn't look like it.
He was standing alone, and then he was sat behind some people.
He was three or four rows back.
Then he left.
So maybe it's over and he's going to be stuck with the ball and chaint Megan forever now.
And that's what you wanted.
That's what you wanted.
That's what you get.
And of course, we had the Kentucky Derby, which was fun to watch.
And Mage won the Kentucky Derby seemingly coming out of nowhere, 15 to one shot.
Amazing.
We talked about this a little bit on Friday, but two more horses died on Saturday before the race.
So they had a number of seven horses.
that died last week at Churchill Downs.
What is going on?
There needs to be an investigation.
Maybe we should send in,
maybe that's a new TV show,
the horse whisperer or detective.
The horse detective.
Whatever you want to call it,
I don't know,
but something needs to be looked into.
You can quote me on that.
Maybe that's what Rochelle's going to be doing.
You know, we got the news that Dr.
Rochelle Walenski is going to leave the CDC
June 30th.
And so I'm sure, you know, she's had her time spreading her doctrine at the CDC.
Maybe that's what she's doing now.
You can join Rochelle Walensky.
Well, not anymore because of the writer's strike, so it's probably put on hold.
But prior to the writer's strike, I'm sure they may have been working on a new show
with Dr. Rochelle Walensky, the horse investigator.
and maybe we'll just use AI
and talk about
chat GPT, the horse investigator.
I know we're already
talking about a couple of
health networks rolling out pilot
programs, testing whether
AI, chat GPT
can handle basic patient
queries that would normally be sent
to staff and doctors.
And that's what's going to happen, right?
They're going to come up with the diagnosis.
The problem right now is
they don't have any empathy.
So the robot comes in and says,
you have cancer, you have six months to die, goodbye, and nobody wants that.
We like a little empathy from the doctor, you know, something to, you know, cry our shoulder on.
But that's coming.
It's just going to be the robot and the computer system telling us what's wrong, what we need to do.
And if you don't do it, well, then you don't get your goodies.
Okay, that's just the way it is.
And that is coming, sadly.
That is coming.
and they're already putting it to good use.
So be ready when your health network for your insurance says,
what does the computer say?
All right, a couple of emails had sent to me to Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
The first one was one that was not going to make me any money.
It was just informative.
Sir Jeffey, I am from Louisiana,
and the first deeply concerned over the new ID law for porn sites.
Oh, I am from Louisiana, and at first I was deeply concerned.
Oh, okay, good.
So it's okay now.
Here is what I've learned since it became effective.
Not all sites make you verify your age.
The well-known sites do, but there are plenty of sites similar to Pornhub that don't care.
If you must pursue the well-known sites, you can use a VPN or the digital ID wallet
and get right to some tube and bidd.
Some sites even have an option to verify your age by using your camera.
Uh-huh.
This particular writer of the email says, I ain't brave enough for that.
Don't want that coming back to haunt me.
Why, what do you mean?
They would never save your picture taking care of stupid business on the porn site.
That would be impossible.
So for those of you in Utah, there's a couple of ideas for you
that can help you in your search for porn sites with the new ID laws.
Thank you, JP.
I appreciate it very much.
And I got another proposal.
I'm going to be rich.
So back the heck off me.
Okay?
I got this.
This one almost sounds like it could actually be true.
It does. It sounds like they're starting to get me. They're starting to win me over.
This under the heading, business proposal slash urgent reply.
From Captain John Rogers. Hello.
I am Captain John Rogers, third infantry division in parentheses and all caps.
I am an American soldier with a British background serving in the military with the Army's third infantry division.
with a very desperate need for assistance.
I have summed up the courage to contact you,
and I appreciate you, Captain.
I found your contact particulars in an address journal
of a business career builders database.
Huh.
I am seeking your kind of assistance
to move the sum of 10 million,
10 million U.S. dollars in parentheses.
He has just a dollar sign and 1-0.M
and then 10 million U.S.
dollars in parentheses to you as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care
until I and my partner come to you this is no stolen money and there is no danger involved
my partner and I need a good and reliable person we can trust to actualize this dream
the money is from oil proceeds and it's legit we intend to move it by
diplomatic means to you or to a safe and secure location of your choice.
Once the funds get to you, please take your share and keep my share.
I shall, however, leave out other details of this transaction until I receive an affirmation
of your desire to participate.
Please contact me at my personal email address below for more details.
And then he gives for more details.
He sends a link for me to click on, which I am nervous about even clicking on that link,
but I may do that soon.
But I don't know that I'm going to reply.
It sounds like it.
It's 10 million plus.
I don't know what his share is.
He's got a partner that he's already talking about.
I don't know what he and his partner are up to.
I mean, I could walk away with $10,000 and they could walk away with $9,990,000.
I don't know.
Anyway, yours truly, Captain John Rogers, and he gives me another email address, which is
different than the email address that it came from and different from the email address that he
highlighted at the beginning of this. So, I mean, I want it to be, maybe that's it. Maybe that's,
I want it to be real. I want it to be real. I want Captain John Rogers to be real. I want
the whole thing to be real so that he could just move his $10 million to my bank account and I'll
keep it safe. I promise I'll keep it safe until you and your partner show up.
to, you know, get your share.
Man, do I want it to be true?
I want it to be true.
But sadly, I know, I know, I get it.
Stop looking at me like that.
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