Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - That Hurts!... | 4/12/23

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

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claim that the number of people have skyrocketed. All right? 77% higher in searches for European travel than last year, and 37% searching for flights to Europe, according to Hopper. Okay. So yesterday, JetBlue announced a new route to Amsterdam from JFK that will begin in late summer. United has tacked on nearly 25 international routes to this summer schedule, including additional flights to Barcelona, Berlin, and Naples.

The airline will be flying almost two dozen flights daily from the U.S. to London Heathrow. Croatia's Pula Airport is even considering lengthening its runway to accommodate bigger planes that fly across the Atlantic. Currently, the country only has two transatlantic flights. Pretty incredible. So just this is a little friendly tip from me to you here on chewing the fat, okay? If you're planning on flying to Europe, which you don't have your passport yet, I would file that paperwork ASAP because the lines are long. And our Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken, has told us that the demand for passports was 30 to 40% above last year's level.

And last year broke a record with 22 million passports issued. Now, are people getting passports to leave America? Or are they just, you know, leaving it for vacation? Ask a question. Yeah, the man in the back has a question. Yeah, you say they're transatlantic flights? Correct. Did they used to be Pacific flights?

Yes. Thank you. Yes, they did. We're here all week. These are the LGBTQIA plus flights leaving America. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Moses Gibson.

I talked about him this morning. on pat on leech today's Wednesday is chewing the fat day on pat on leased uh Moses Gibson a Minnesota man has spent more than $170,000 on two leg lengthening surgeries in a bid to make himself more attractive to the ladies. Oh yeah. I mean there stands to reason. I mean anything for business. No matter what, you'll do whatever. you need to do to take care of some business. So he said that he struggled to get the ladies when he was five foot five. And he initially turned a medication and a spiritual healer to try to increase his height. And he just didn't feel good about himself. And he started taking

pills that he ordered over the internet. I've seen pills that make things grow, but not height wise. and he talked to the spiritual leader who told him that he could increase his height if he properly put his mind to it. Well, apparently he didn't do it properly because it didn't work. So he saved $75,000 over the course of three years working as a software engineer by day and an Uber driver by night in order to make the money. He underwent the procedure in 2016. I remember talking about him in 2016 because he added three inches to his height,

wanted to be 5 foot 8. In March of this year, he forked over another $98,000 for a second surgery. He wants to add an additional two inches to his stature. And he's hoping, actually, for three inches,

but he's going to settle for two if that's all he can get. So doctors broke his tibia and his fibula bones and screwed magnetic limb-lengthening nails into them. Man, does that sound fun. Anytime you can get limb

lengthening nails into your body, that is awesome. So he now uses a height lengthening device three times a day in order to pull the cut bone apart a millimeter at a time. Oh, that does not sound good.

And then the new bone grows every time he spreads it apart. After the first surgery, he said I became less hesitant and less worried about the result when talking to the ladies. And apparently he has a girlfriend now. And he also started wearing shorts and taking full body pictures,

which he claims he never used to do. So again, anything, anything, forbidden. This is almost unbelievable to me. And then I think, again, that, you know what, it's not unbelievable. So apparently Tupperware The actual Company and Containers

Tupperware The you know Indispensable Kitchen items Apparently Looks like they could Go out of business Disappear for good

Right I know And you think Tupperware No way everybody's got Tupperbear But really they don't Everyone has plastic containers That they keep things in, but not officially Tupperware. I do own

some official Tupperware stuff, but from years ago, I mean, I remember when they had the Tupperware parties and, you know, my mom and everybody would have Tupperware. And I still use the Tupperware Cracker container, and we've got a couple

other old Tupperware containers. But a lot of the plastic containers we have to store leftovers and food in, is not Tupperware. So they're in danger of being delisted from the New York Stock Exchange for not filing its required annual report.

The company admitted it was in a cash crunch, and it forecasts, we may not have adequate liquidity in the near term. It's also corporate layoffs, selling parts of its real estate portfolio. Not good times over at Tupperware. Not good times at all. pretty incredible that something as big as Tupperware could go down,

but it definitely is, and it's looking bad for Tupperware. So Tupperware Miguel Fernandez, the CEO, he said the company is doing everything in its power to mitigate the impacts of recent events, and we're taking immediate action to seek additional financing and address our financial position. So good luck to Tupperware. I say go back to the home selling stuff.

Do that. are looking for a side gig to make some extra money. And that's what that's when it started back in the day, right? They started selling home products as their brand. People would have Tupperware parties, if I remember correctly. You know, so you would buy, you would have the Tupperware parties and you look at all the new products and all the people would buy their new Tupperware products from, you know, Julie. the neighbor down the street. So maybe they kick that back into gear.

It seems to me maybe it's time. But hey, how do I know? So another headline that's kind of misleading, really. They talk about the lady who won the $600 million powerball jackpot back in 2018. And it said that after a huge mistake,

I wasn't able to take home my winnings. That's really not true. Okay. What is true is that she wanted to be anonymous. And before she checked with anyone, she had the winning ticket and she signed it. And then she went to the lottery and said, hey, I want to cash in my ticket, but I want to remain anonymous. And they said, no, you've already signed it. Whoever signs it, we have to report and tell people that's who won.

You signed it. you want it that's the deal it's a legitimate ticket here's your 600 million she didn't want to take it because she wanted to remain anonymous she lives in a small town i mean i get the idea of her wanting to remain anonymous she you know liked her small town she didn't want a bunch of people coming around asking for money and she's an engaged community member and she wanted to continue to live her public life good luck with that um living your public life is different when you're trying to take care of $600 million rather than trying to work day to day to pay your bills. But I digress.

That's what you want. That's what you want. But the state was like, no. The deal is if you set everything up in a trust, then the trust can sign the ticket. And then we'll announce that the trust is what opened the ticket. But we have to announce who signed the ticket. And it's too late for that because she already signed it. So she went to court and a judge has now said that she can cash the ticket and take the money and remain anonymous.

Oh, isn't that special? I know. Isn't that special that the courts decided with her? Right? Okay. So the only, the judge was like, all right. Go ahead. I mean, they tried to say, hey, how about we?

white out the name and have a trust sign it. No, can't do that because that means you've tampered with the signature on the ticket. And even if they're there watching it, that's still tampering. That's kind of, I mean, if you're right there and you know she's the winner and, you know, I get it. I get it. The rules are the rules. We have to follow the rules. but it seems like if you're there, you could have done that.

But anyway, the judge said that only the hometown of Ms. Doe can be released, citing her strong privacy interest. So we know what town she's from, and we know that, you know, but we don't know who it was. And everyone will probably have a pretty good idea in this small town who, who it was. So I know that it's going to be overwhelming and you won't be the same

little Sarah Jane that you had been forever but you weren't going to be that anyway. He played the lotto for just that case and it worked, you won. And now you want everybody to pretend like you didn't win it. Well, if you wanted everybody to pretend

like he didn't win it, you shouldn't have played it. So how about giving it to me me. I will admit, live, in person on the air, I want it. I don't want to. I don't want to. I'd like to be anonymous, just like you. But I will for, you know, a couple hundred million. All right, fine. You know, Jeff Fisher won. And yep, I did. Leave me alone. No, you can't have any money. I'll decide who I give it to. Thanks for calling. Take care. I've already got it planned out. who gets what where it all goes okay believe me in my head i already haven't planned out is it going to happen i don't think so i don't think that's going to happen but i will say that you know

good for this lady but again the headline really isn't true because she was able to take home her winnings she just didn't want to because she didn't want to uh she didn't want to be put out of of the bag. Let the cat out of the bag that she was the winner. And plus, I thought they had to do it within a year. So because of the court case, they let it slide, I guess. But she wanted in New Hampshire and pretty sure that you got to cash it in within a year, which that didn't happen, by the way, since she wanted in 2018. It's been going on for quite some time. At some point, and I know you've got to stick to your guns. I get it. But at some

point, don't you just say, okay, it was me and give me my money? Apparently not. Apparently not. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. All right, so you can follow me

on Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. YouTube is Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher and you can email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. I see, you can follow me on Twitter as well at Jeffrey JFR with, which is a legacy blue checkmark.

Now the last time Elon put out a tweet that said Legacy blue check marks go away, it was April 1st. And as soon as I read it out loud, I thought, no, not going to do it on April 1. Right. So then he just put out another tweet yesterday saying the final day, for removing legacy blue checkmarks is 420. We all know what 420 is,

so I'm hoping that that's not the case, although you just never know. So the blue checkmark could go away at any time. I'm hurt. I'm really hurt. It's kind of strange when you think about it that, you know, they make the claim that people paid for their blue checkmark. I don't think that happened on a widespread thing.

Most of the time it was if they thought you were, you know, someone that needed to be known, yes, that's a person and this is who they are. So, you know, now it's a matter of yes, it's saying this is who you are, but, you know, so? I know. I know that sounds bad and it is. I get it. So I'm not paying it. I'm sorry.

I'm just not doing it. We give Twitter an awful lot of free promotion. And I just feel like that that should be a part of it. But it's not. And while I was looking up 420 yesterday, just reminding of what 420 was, I saw a story about 419. And I thought, 419, why is that a deal? Because they say that 419 Bicycle Day, which is a day that we honor chemist Albert Hoffman and his discovery of LSD

may soon overtake cannabis holiday 420. It's an important celebration of visionary medicine in the world. Is it, though? I did not know that. I didn't know that it was a bicycle day celebrated LSD.

But apparently, as there's artwork, paying tribute to Albert Hoffman, a recently deceased inventor of LSD, and it's got Albert Hoffman lives with the bicycle and so Bicycle Day is it. I'm not real sure

why we call it Bicycle Day. I know you're tripping. I know that LSD can heal or supposedly heal or with the shamanic sound healing.

And it's a unique style of sound therapy and I know that you're having an amazing trip on LSD. Apparently, Mr. Hoffman had a bicycle ride home that was where he made his significant discovery in the LSD and the substance with extraordinary poency. So because Albert rode a bicycle back to his house, I don't know if he was tripping then or not, but he had made the discovery.

So we call it bicycle. Day, and that's on 419. Good place to celebrate bicycle day would be Antenagan, Michigan, which is a remote part of Michigan, and it's amazing that Antenagan has been ranked as one of the top spots in the entire world to frolic around naked. If you're bear, it's all in this area known for actual bears, and you're doing so at your own risk, and apparently it's not legal to go skinny dip in. and walk around naked in Antigon, Michigan.

But if you look, it's in the Upper Peninsula, so it's Uprin. It's way the hell up there. It's not at the farthest point, but it's pretty close at the farthest point of in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. So apparently there's a list of the top 100 places to skinny dip in the world. And the rankings list Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park in Michigan's Upper Peninsula at number 31 in the world and at number three in the U.S. More than 60,000 acres, this Michigan's largest state park, the Porkies, as it's known, is located in the western U.P,

and it's nearly 100 miles of trails. According to my dating advisor, it says that 100 nude beach spots in multiple categories, including beach quality, safety, weather, and hotel cost. I will say that it is not summer yet, and if you're going to go up into the old UP and do some skinny dipping, that water is cold.

You can quote me on that, that water is cold. You can count on some serious drinkage if you're going to be going skinny dipping in that water, or even just regular swimming in that water, and I would go during the summertime. In the heat of the summer, you may get a little enjoyable,

a little enjoyable, but after that, water is cold. No. So the Porcupine Mountains has 23 miles of Lake Superior Shoreline and it's got a lot of back areas that everybody likes to walk around naked in and do all kinds of stuff. But don't get caught.

All right, you can go to the beach, you can run around, you can jump in naked, you can do anything you want, just don't get caught. And in fact, you could do that anywhere in America. In fact, you know what? You can do that anywhere in the world. You can do anything you want. Just don't get caught.

So if you get caught for a decent exposure, you can be charged with a misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. And it's also an unlawful act on land owned by the Michigan DNR. Okay, stop it. They're going to throw you in jail for a year for skinny dipping in Michigan. No. I'm sorry. No, that's not going to happen.

I find that hard to believe. So the number one skinny dipping spots in the U.S. was Shogel River, Washington, Mazzo Beach, Wisconsin, Porcupine Mountain Wilderness State Park at Michigan, Blacks Beach, California, Little Beach, Hawaii, Hippie Hollow, Texas, strawberry hot springs, Colorado, Hoover Beach, Florida, the Bagby Hot Springs, Oregon, Frenchman's Hole, Maine

Gunnison Beach, New Jersey, Baker Beach, California, and Yosemite National Park in California. Hallover Beach, Florida. That's way out there across from North Miami Beach. That's out there ways. That's a way you've got some pretty sweet property out there. I got the Sebastian Fishing Museum, as a matter of fact, you could stop in there at North Shore Open Space Park.

And you just go up to a hall over park and go ahead and get yourself naked. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ. Built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans, real-time insights, and endless ways to move. Live with confidence. Peloton IQ counts reps, corrects form, and tracks your progress. Let yourself run, lift, flow, and go.

Explore the new Peloton Cross-Draining tread plus at OnePeloton.ca. So I see where Warner Brothers Discovery is getting ready to announce its combined HBO, Max, and Discovery Plus offering, it will supposedly call Max. Oh, that's right. I think we talked about this before when they originally announced this. because I remember they talked about calling it Max. So they're having a big press event today, as a matter of fact. So if you're listening live, today is the 12th of April, 2023.

We're supposed to have a big press event today, which they're going to announce, hey, yay, comment, subscribe to Max. It's going to cost 16 bucks a month. Wow. Well, everybody wants your money. Everybody wants your money. So apparently they're going to have a couple of different tiers. So it's going to offer the max service.

We'll offer multiple subscription tiers at different price points. $16 a month, ad free plan, which is the same price as the current ad free HBO Max subscription, along with a cheaper ad supported tier that they're guessing 10 bucks a month. Nobody knows yet. We have to wait for the actual big event today. So pretty incredible that, you know, we're going to be doing this. Discovery Plus, I guess, is going to remain a standalone service for $4.99 a month. All right.

Good luck, but they'll be, you know, we'll see how that drives. Discovery, they're hoping to reach 130 million subscribers across HBO, HBO Max, and Discovery. I didn't realize that we still had just regular HBO. Guess we do. Guess that's for cable. But HBO Max is not just cable. We're not your daddy's cable anymore. Pretty incredible.

Then I see where YouTube TV is now offering your NFL Sunday ticket. Now, I'm pausing YouTube TV. Well, I'm actually going to cancel it. But I'm going to start by just pausing it. Boom. Because I'm going to Hulu Live. And I'll let you know how that goes. Because I have Hulu Live.

And with Hulu Live, I get HV. Disney and ESPN Plus for about the same price as what I was getting YouTube TV and Disney and HBO Max and regular Hulu without ESPN Plus.

Anyway, so I'm going to cancel YouTube TV which was getting up. That stuff looked like 75 bucks a month. But you can only get the Sunday ticket now with the NFL if you have YouTube TV, which I believe you can get right now

for $249 a season. So there's a different pricing structure for the NFL Sunday ticket, okay? So for 240, this is if you already subscribe to YouTube TV, which is $75 a month. You get $249 for a basic season-long package of out-of-market games. if you sign up during the presale, which starts today through June 6th.

Then it's going to go, if you want the Red Zone channel, that's going to cost you $289 a month. Wait, no, that's just the package. $2.89 is for the package with the Sunday ticket and the Red Zone Channel. Now, the Red Zone Channel is actually not bad. I watched a lot of that during the last NFL season. That was good. $349.

for the basic package if you missed the pre-sale. $389 for the package, including Red Zone, if you missed the pre-sale. You can also get just Red Zone through YouTube TV by purchasing the Sports Plus add-on for $10.99 a month. So, I mean, if you're into the NFL and want all the games in the entire package, that's going to be $400, $389 for the season. So that's a pretty penny. Plus you're paying $75 bucks a month on top of that for YouTube TV, plus you're paying for your Blaze TV subscription, which you should have.

I know you don't need one to listen to this show, but you should have it anyway because that's what helps keep this show free. Just go to blazTV.com slash Jeffie and sign up and get your discount if you're not a member of Blaze TV. If you are, thank you. Appreciate it. That's one of the ways that we keep this show free. to you. So, I mean, that's,

everybody wants your cash. Plus you have the Paramount Plus app, which is with ads, like five bucks a month, which I get, which I like. And they got me on that. They got me free for a year

through my phone service, and then I forgot to cancel it. And then they just charged me and like, I already got it. And I like a couple of shows on there. All right, that's fine. I'll pay that. Don't worry about it.

So you can quote me on this if you'd like, everyone wants your money. Like let's say your hedge fund billionaire Ken Griffin. Let's say everyone wants your money, right? I mean, Ken Griffin, who just donated $300 million to Harvard University. He's now given more than $500 million in total to Harvard. I graduated in 1989 before making his millions. And he's the one that just bought the Constitution. Oh, man, for $43.2 million.

His $150 million gift to Harvard in 2014 for financial aid remains the largest single donation for undergrad assistance. That's awful special of him. And so the university is changing the name of its grad school to the Harvard-Kenneth. C. Griffin Graduate School of Arts and Sciences. So if you gave money to someone to get your kid into a university, you got to go to jail. That's Operation Varsity Blues.

But if you give $300 million, totaling $500 million to a university, you get a building named after you. that is amazing. So I want to make a deal with Ken. The next time, Ken, that you're thinking, I mean, he gives it to Harvard. I know he graduated from there, but Harvard has the biggest endowment

of any university anywhere. They don't need the money. This is a point of argument where Harvard shouldn't charge students to go there. They can keep the high level of who gets in, but they don't charge to go there and they pay for the two. because graduates would graduate from Harvard and then donate money back to the university.

It would be a self-perpetuating payment. They'd never have to charge anyone to go to Harvard with the money that they have and say. But anyway, whatever. They're not going to do that. You and I both know they're not going to do that. So, Kent gave them $500 million, and he's going to get the Kenneth C. Griffin Graduate School of Arts and Sciences. Congratulations, Ken. Great job.

And keep up the good work. I'd like to have you do, though, Ken, is the next time that you're thinking about, you know, I want to give Harvard $300 million. They really needed it. I've given them $150. I've given them $300 for the building. I need to give them another $300 million.

I want you to stop for a second and think, you know what? You know, Harvard, I'm only going to give Harvard $280 million. $20 million I'm going to give to Jeff. Fisher and chewing the fat. I'm here. I'm here for you, Ken. I will name the show after you.

This will be the Kenneth C. Griffin Chewing the Fat podcast every day. I won't even. I can put my name at the end if you want, the Kenneth C. Griffin, Chewing the Fat podcast with Jeff Fisher. For $20 million, that's all it'll take. That's all that it'll take. I'm here for you, Ken.

So the next time, you know okay 10 just give 290 million to Harvard and 10 to me I yes I'll still give you the the sponsorship for the 10 million dollars fine it can still be the Kenneth C. Griffin

chewing the fat podcast with Jeff Fisher no problem for 10 million dollars anything below 10 I'm not giving up the sponsorship well okay five all right five we can we can we can negotiate okay so the next time you go off

all half cock wanting to give hundreds of millions to Harvard. How about you help a brother out too? Okay? Thank you, Ken. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex.

Conditions apply. So I was looking at this U-Gov poll here in America, U-Gov America. and the question was, have you ever hit the button to close an elevator's door because you saw someone was trying to get on and you wanted to leave without them? So 31% said yes. 61% said no. That has got to be a lie. And 8% I don't know. I'm not sure.

Uh-huh. So for sure, you know, we've all got on an elevator. and we were, you know, you've got an elevator like, no one's on there. And you get on, you're like, all right, I got it all to myself. And you just kind of slide over and hit that door close button and hope that it actually works this time. And closes the door when you see somebody coming and you want, oh, you try to, oh, I can't, I can't. I want, hey, I can't. Oh, oh.

And then you ride up on your own. But then there's the other question of do the buttons actually work? And I know that they, I mean, I know the joke is that they don't. But a lot of times I've written elevators and, you know, yes, the door opens. You hit the button knowing somebody's coming and it's closing and you hit the button and it opens back up to let them on. That happens. I've done that before. I know, sadly, but I have done it.

But many people, there's a question on here from the UGGov poll. Do you think that most elevators buttons do close the door? and 43% say make the doors close sooner. For 25% say do nothing. 12% delay the closing of the doors. And 21% I don't know. Aren't sure of that. Well, I would say that for the most part,

the elevators that I've been in, those buttons absolutely do work. I don't know that you push the button to whatever floor you're going to and then it starts to close. I guess you can, I've hit the button before where it opens back up. But I have, if you hit the floor button multiple times,

that doesn't close it any faster. And if it's starting to close and you reach out, I can't, oh, I can't, come on, oh, no, you're too late. Oh, darn, man, I wish I could help you out. So the third, the third. 31% are being honest. They have hit the button to close an elevator door because you saw someone was trying to get on

and you wanted to leave without them. Now, some of that may be personal. Other times it's just like, oh, you're happy you've got the elevator to yourself, and I just want to close the button and ride up where I'm going or down. And 61% said, no, they've never done that. Uh-huh. Okay.

All right. Thanks for playing. So you remember Dwayne Haskins? the Pittsburgh Steeler football player that wandered onto a Florida highway last year. It's been a year already. Wow. The 24-year-old had stopped his car on the side of the highway and left it in search of gasoline.

And now, at least that was the story at the time. And he was struck by a dump truck. Wow. So his wife, former wife, I guess widow, claimed that he was the victim of a blackmail scheme, had been drugged when he walked down a freeway in Florida, and was lethally struck by that dump truck. Huh.

She said in a lawsuit that he had been targeted by a criminal scheme. Sued four people. She claims drug the quarterback to blackmail and rob him, causing him and or contributing to cause him severe injury or death. The toxicology report found blood alcohol levels far beyond the legal limit in Haskins' body, as well as ketamine and nortatamine. Attorney who filed this said that there remained many unanswered questions about his death. They believe he was targeted, he was drugged.

Okay. He had an expensive watch that was stolen from him. shortly before his death. The lawsuit also names the driver of the dump truck who hit Haskins. Many questions remain as to why the truck driver did not avoid hitting Duane, given the highly visible activity in the area before the impact, and the fact that other drivers did not hit Duane. The truck driver's cell phone records have not been disclosed.

The report also notes that the driver refused to provide a blood sample to police at the scene and still has not provided the alcohol test results. The lawsuit also lists two restaurants, a golf driving range, and a hotel over their alleged involvement in the blackmail accusations. This should be interesting, and it already is. So I don't know if we're going to get the documentary on Netflix or Hulu, the Duane Haskins documentary, but was he drugged? and then blackmail as part of a blackmail scheme and then murdered wow okay uh this should be fascinating i can't wait to find out more and i did find out something yesterday i don't know that i actually knew this is a little surprising to me all right the most dangerous sex

position i did not know what had i been asked yesterday hey what's the most dangerous sex position i would have said i don't know i don't know i would have been the bottom line i don't know okay so the most dangerous sexual position is the reverse cowgirl position, which the woman is on top facing away from her partner. I know. I know. I'm with you. I'm with you.

But according to plenty of doctors, it's the world's most dangerous. It's responsible for a whopping 50% of manpart fractures. So this comes in a story about an Indonesian man who had to undergo emergency surgery. after fracturing his man part while performing the risky position, which left him with an eggplant-looking man part. It does not sound good. Does not sound good or fun. He said he heard a loud cracking sound followed by pain and discomfort.

Yes. No kidding. And I began bleeding. ooh out of his man part unable to urinate ooh okay it's swollen turned purple

medical parlance eggplant deformity a telltale sign of the break yeah I would guess you don't have to be a doctor to say hey that looks like an eggplant yeah that's probably fractured you might want to take that someplace

I can help you out Holy cow. So apparently it's a risky position because the man part can be crushed by the partner's pubic bone. So I'm just trying to tell you. I'm trying to help you out. All right. Just know that it's dangerous when you're going into it.

Okay. So I don't, it's not a frequent accident. Apparently, in the U.S., one in 175,000. thousand hospital admissions are of that. However, they claim, yeah, that could be undercounting because the true incident is unknown due to underreporting of the cases. Uh-huh. Okay.

All right. If you say so, if you say that you've got the old eggplant happening and you don't go see a doctor, I find that hard to believe. See what I did there? Because it wouldn't be hard with the old eggplant disease. but I find it hard to believe. Anyway, so he had to, they repaired the fracture, and they stitched up the urethra, bandaged up the wound,

and gave him a catheter, and they sent him home. Have a nice day. Take care. Good luck, God bless. And so he's back in good shape now. It's all okay. They're all good. No problem.

I don't know if he's still going to try the most dangerous position after this anymore, but you're all good. But this is just a warning from chewing the fat. All right, that's the most dangerous position, the reverse cowgirl position. All right, all right. Then I'll give you a quick joke of the day. It's not really a joke of the day, but it hurts.

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