Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - That Was Close… | 12/2/22

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

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Maybe it did happen to you. So yesterday, along I-71 in the great state of Ohio, I-71 in South Lebanon and State Road 48, and you know right where that is. It's right there. there was a chaotic scene on the interstate because a backpack full of money

hit the highway and there were bills flying all over the interstate and traffic came to a hall. People were stopping their cars and grabbing as much money as they could. Yes. Why doesn't that happen to me? That's my whole point about feeling bad when you drive by like a piece of luggage or a backpack on the roadway. I have to stop and see what's in it.

Have to. because it could be a back full of money. It could be. It never is for me, but it could be. So they don't know where the money came from. They claim that they don't know if it's, we don't know if it's counterfeit or not. Okay.

Well, here, let me bring it in and show it to you. Can you tell me if this money I took from the interstate is counterfeit? No, I'm just going to go ahead and use it. Okay. And don't forget, this was just out of a backpack. So it's just meth money. I mean, we don't know where it's from. and so nobody's going to claim it it's yours take it that's not like taking money from

you know when a when an armored truck drops cash on the interstate then you know you got to do the you have to do the chewing the fat plan with that don't ever forget that if you're driving along and you psychically will that armored truck that's in front of you to open the back door and throw out some money on the interstate and you stop and get it take as much as you can it's all going to be filmed they have they have cameras out there everywhere it's all going to be filmed and they're going to see you pick up the money from the armored truck okay this is what you do all right take as much as you can and immediately go to the police station and walk in with i don't know a quarter of what you took maybe maybe not even that much you just you do walk in

with some and you say hey i was just out there at 71 and 48 where the armored truck spilled over and all the cash was blowing everywhere? Yeah. And I got excited and I stopped and I picked up a bunch of money and then I felt bad. So I just want to come here.

My name is Jeff Fisher. I'm turning in this money. This is what I found. That's what I took. I'm sorry. I got carried away. And you walk out. And you take the rest of your money home

and put it in a shoe box and don't use it for a little while. And when you do use it, you just buy groceries. You know, shoes for the kids, stuff like that. You don't want to, you don't need to necessarily put that in the old bank account for extra money. So anyway, if you were one of the lucky ones in Ohio that got backpack money from the meth dealer that lost his backpack, let me know.

Email me at chewing the fat at the blaze.com because I want to talk to you. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. You've heard the old phrase, men are. better at directions right and no I know directions well I mean are we all we've all gotten worse at directions thanks to GPS that's we were the the dumbing down of travel really because you don't have to think about where things are you just follow the GPS you plug in the address turn right three quarters of a mile exit 34B exit 34B rerouting there's a traffic slow up on this

exit, go to the next one. I mean, we've all just become dumber because of it as far as getting around. Kind of has made it more convenient and nicer, but, you know, the directions, especially in these larger metroplexes like DFW, there's plenty of times. I'm like,

I've been here before, but I'm just going to put the GPS on. Just tell me how to get there. Because there's 18,000 overpasses. Some are eight or 10 miles high. Others are like just a quarter of a mile high. It's just amazing, though, some of the some of the interchanges here at the Metroplex.

Anyway, so this new study, a Norwegian SITEC News reported study, men have the best sense of direction. Gender and directional sense, it's been well established. It's been well established that men perform better than women when it comes to specific spatial tasks. But how much of that is linked? to sex hormones versus cultural conditioning and other factors. Researchers at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology,

the old NTNU, love them, decided to explore this idea by administering testosterone to women and testing how they performed in way-finding tasks in a virtual environment. So they gave these women testosterone. They say, hey, can you find the kitchen knives? No, let's stop it. They wouldn't do that. But they took several shortcuts, oriented themselves, and it seemed to work.

So when women got the drop of testosterone under their tongue, several of them were able to orient themselves better in the four cardinal directions. So it's now been proven. Thanks to the Norwegian study from the old NTNU that, yes, men have the best sense of direction. Sorry. Do you see where the Tampa, Florida police chief? I love the Tampa, Florida police chief. Now, she's been the police chief since February, I think.

Mary O'Connor. Now, I didn't know this, but I thought that you had to, I assumed, and this is what happens? You know what happens when you assume, Jeff? I do. That you, if you were the Tampa City Police Chief, that you would live in the city limits of Tampa? Nope.

And I know it's Tampa Bay. And I know, like even here, DFW, does the police chief of Dallas or Fort Worth, they have to live in the city limits of those cities? I mean, I know that probably not because it sounds like common sense. So I don't know the answer to that question.

But we know that the police chief of Tampa doesn't live in. the city limits of Tampa proper because she was just pulled over outside her neighborhood with hubby in a golf cart. All right. And the reason she's pulled over by a Pinellas County Sheriff's deputy who that's not, Tampa is in Hillsborough County, okay, for the greater Tampa Bay area. And she lives in East Lake Woodlands in one of the gated communities in East Lake

Woodlands, which is, you know, it's a nice neighborhood. There's plenty of just as nice neighborhoods in South Tampa. I don't know why she doesn't live in Tampa. Anyway, but they have the golf carts. And of course, they never, they never take their golf cart outside of the neighborhood, except this one time, this one time that this deputy caught him. It was just a one time place. The gate was closed, and we had to get some food, and we just never do.

And the deputy pulls them over. And then they realized, she says, Hey, she pulls out her badge. I'm, I'm a police, gee. And he wants, he wants to get out of there so bad. He wants to be gone. She shakes his hand. She, well, you know what, let's just play it.

Because she shakes his hand. Here he goes. They're coming up to the golf cart. Good. I'm deputy scorn the sheriff's office. Stopps you because you driving the tag or a registered vehicle with no tag on it. Yeah. Golf card. No tags.

We went to the club. It was closed. Yeah. Just this. Is your camera on? It is. It is. Yes. I'm the police chief in Tampa. Oh, how are you doing? I'm doing good. I'm hoping that you'll just let us go tonight.

Yeah, here's my badge. Here's my badge. You look familiar yourself. Yeah, I'm sure I do. Okay. Are you? Are you? All right, folks. Well, have a good night.

Okay, I'm out. Staying over here in East Lake Williams? Yeah. Live in East like Woodlands. Yes. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. Well, it's nice to meet you. Even the deputy.

So, I'm deputy. Okay. Same year, my friend. Okay, yes, thank you. Sorry, I bother you. All right, yeah, yeah. No, sorry, just doing my job, you know. The golf carting around here, you know, everybody.

We don't normally come out. We don't. Never, never. Never. Never. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Okay, I'm out. I got, I want nothing to do with this, man. All right. All right. Oh, hey, officer, here's my card. Okay. It's called me. And he's seriously.

Appreciate that. Anytime. Thank you for your service. Yeah, yeah, you already said that. Thank you. All right. Yeah, okay, I'm out. That's it.

He's out there. He wants to get out of there as quickly as possible. Okay, so a couple things. Now, she's not, she doesn't seem to be inebriated in any way. So they are just a, you know, husband and wife and they ran up to the, up to the food store, the Chinese place around the corner. They never did it before, ever. That's what they said.

The gate was closed. We went up to the gate. It was closed. What are we going to go? What are we going to do? What are we going to do? We're going to go home and get the car and go get food? No, we're in our golf cart, and I'm the police chief.

I can do what I want. So we're going to go to the store. Now, she gives him his card and, you know, you need something. There's anything. Plague for your service, anything you need. Now, the Pinellas County deputies, I'm sure. I don't know this for a fact. But I bet you they make more money than the Tampa Police Department.

There are plenty of officers in the city police department looking to become deputies because they make more money and Sheriff and Henan and Pinellas in Hillsborough County. But that may have changed in today's world. I don't know that. I would also like to just say that in the future, if I was in charge, if we were in Jeff Fisher's world, if you're a police chief in a city,

any city in America, how about you live in that city? What do you say? I mean, she's been the police chief in Tampa since February. February, it's enough time to move. I don't know. There's probably a house on the market. I don't know.

You can probably find a place to stay in Tampa. But I'm not in charge, so thank you for your service. Okay. I thought you looked familiar. Let me get out of here, okay? I want nothing to do with this case. So, man, it's just that darn luck. the only time that we took our golf cart out of the neighborhood without any plates or anything.

Only time! That's when he pulled us over. Hoof. Go figure. Did you see the beauty pageant contestant that was on stage? They were filming it all in Mexico. She was looking to become Miss. So are you.

Yeah. And she wanted to become Miss. So are you? 2022. And she was on stage. She comes up and she's in her little feather thing. And, you know, it's a beauty pageant and we're looking all hot. And she comes up and says she grabs the microphone.

And the microphone electrocutes her. I'm laughing because she didn't die, okay? But she couldn't let go. And it wasn't grounded. And she's at, she's trying to get her. He was knocking her up. and finally she falls down on the stage and she finally, ah! And her hands

finally let go on the wire on the stage. So they pick her up and they carry her, I mean, she's in the middle of her beauty patching, you know, world trying to look good and she's on stage shaking around, grabbing.

And if you didn't know that she was being electric, like, what is going on? Is she having a seizure? What's happening? So after a brief pause, And we hauled her off stage and she had, you know, some burns on her hands. She came back out on stage. Oh, yes.

Yay. Andrea Victor is still going to participate in Ms. So are you? Emorsal. And so she came back out and I watched the video and this is going to come as a surprise. I don't understand a lot of what's being said. Now, they claim that the commentator was heard saying she's getting electrocuted. She's getting electrocuted.

That did not sound like what he was saying. But, okay. If you're telling me that's what he was saying. Fine. No problem. That's what she was saying. Now, the audience gave her a big round of applause. She later joked.

I came back recharged. Ah, ha, ha, ha. Oh, that is funny, Andrea. I mean it. That's funny. and she didn't win. She did not win. I know.

You'd think at least they'd give her a pity win. Like, yay. The girl that got electrocuted, she's now Miss. So why are you? 2020. But no, she didn't win. However, they came up with a pity award. Because she was electrocuted during the Miss.

Sawaya. 2022. They came up with. They presented her with a Miss Sympathy Award. I would have thrown that award right back in their face. Oh, it's your pity award. I got electrocuted on this stupid stage. And I get nothing but a pity award?

Oh, I've been so mad. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. I see Metallica has just announced a new album. They released a new song. They're going on a new. world tour here soon. I think they perform in Los Angeles this month, December 16th at the All Within My Hands Helping Hands concert and auction at the Microsoft Theater. That'll be great.

Man, there's nothing I enjoy more than the All Within My Hands Helping Hands concert. I'm sure it'll be great. But then they go back on a big world tour in April. For those of you that love, of Metallica. They go, they're going to be in Amsterdam in April. And this tour is they're doing two shows at the same place on this tour. So you get two shows. And they claim that every show is going to be different. So no show will be exactly the same.

So, you know, it'll be fun to see them. I know they're coming to, they're going to travel. They start off in Europe and then they come. back to the states. Obviously, they're going to be, you know, in East Rutherford, New Jersey. There's a couple of New York shows, and then Montreal, and then they come here to Dallas and L.A. and then Phoenix and back to the middle of the country, St. Louis and Detroit. And then back to Europe again. And then they come back to the states again. They're going to be all up in. Didn't he just, didn't what's his face for Metallica, their lead singer? Didn't the wife just leave him?

She got pissed because he moved from California to Colorado and she wanted to be in California. She wanted nothing to do with Colorado. So she left him. I don't know if he started drinking again or whatever, but she left him. And now we're just going to release new songs. We're going to travel the world.

You leave me? Fine. F you, I'm going on a world tour. Pretty sweet. So this is the time of year that we find out who your top playlist were Spotify, Apple, they all send you your favorite songs, who you listen to.

And I appreciate all of you that have been sending me your screenshots of chewing the fat being your top listened to podcast on Spotify or Pocketcast or wherever you listen to your podcasts. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. I see where Justin Bieber and Kid L-A-R-I

What's his name, Kid-L-A-R-O-I? I love him, Kid-L-R-I. That's what I said, Kid-L-R-R-R-I. Same thing. And he tops Apple Music's 2022, Year-end Global Top 100 songs. Really? Okay.

Congratulations to Kid Ler. I got it, stop it. Don't look at me like that. Shut up. So I see, I want to see what the other great songs were on Apple Music. Let's see here. Top 100 Global. Then they have top fitness.

I mean, let's just break it down into every little thing just to try to be the leader of something. But Apple's in big trouble. Well, not big trouble, but I see where they're being overshadowed by Spotify. so Apple launched their updated version of replay its own version of Spotify's wrapped to show users

their top artists, songs, John Reyes of the Year. But if you're on social media, you don't even know it because everyone was sharing images of InstaFest, which is an app that creates a personalized music festival

drawn from your listening habits on Spotify. And I did see a bunch of InstaFest post. So Apple, a little slow on the gun there. Pulling the trigger a little bit too slow. All right. Did we get to, did it open up yet for? Yeah, okay, that was the global. Kid Leroy and Justin Beaver, Stay, was number one and then Harry Styles, Future, Codiac Black, Adele, Glass Animals, Elton John, and Duolipia. Jack Harlow, Bad Bunny, Gail, Ed Shearin, Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny, all over the place.

Ed Shearin, the weekend gets in there. Anyway, those are some of your top songs on the 2022 global Apple Music list. Congratulations to each and every one of you. So Germany has this program called Politics Mentoring Program. And I bet you that it probably won't exist any longer. The Politics Mentoring Program,

although it might. You never know. They might give it going because their one MP, Hagen Reinhold, just ditched the wife of 16 years and mother of his teenage daughter for a porn star. I'm sorry, a former porn star. Anna Eucatus. Yeah, I apparently the four.

the former porn star was part of this politics mentoring program and he was like yeah I'm leaving the wife and we're going to go ahead and I'm going to be with her now take care

man do I love this politics mentoring program because I don't know who's mentoring who but I'm in and you're out Okay, have a nice day. So I guess she was married to some real estate millionaire. I don't know how much money she's made in the adult film industry.

I don't know how much money the old MP has or will have left things when you have the wife and the kid to worry about because I was let you know. And this is just, I don't know this for a fact, but it usually happens that the husband or former husband has to be. pay quite a lot of money to the woman and the children. It's usually the way it works, especially if it's out in the open like that. Oh, you're a politician? Yeah, I'm going with the porn star. You're out. Take care.

Yeah. Have you seen that? Look at that. Look at what she's got. And look at you after you had my kid and everything. Oh, man. I'm done with you. Oh, man.

He'll pay big time for that forever, forever. Now, then I see a story about a couple where the wife is all wound up because her husband has a thing called sexomnia. He has sex with me while he sleeps. You're welcome? I'm not sure. Okay. The woman said her husband is embarrassing sexual secret.

And no, it's not outlandishly kinky. Well, no, he's sleeping and you're there. taking care of a little business right now. We've got some little sleep business. I love that we have a name for it, though. Sexomnia. I'm a fan. So any time that,

and I, no, I better not go down that road. I'm going to censor myself. I'm chewing the fat. Jeff Fisher, I'm embarrassed that I'm censoring myself now because if I go down that road,

that's a road that's going to be, take me down another few other offshoots and probably won't be pretty, So let's just say that whether I don't know if it's, I'm guessing, that it's probably being, men are the people who suffer the most from sexomnia. I have a feeling that there aren't a lot of women suffering from sexomnia. However, I'm not opposed to it. if my wife were to

suffer from a horrible horrible sexomnia what are you going to do? Wake her up? No so if you or someone you love suffers from sexomnia email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com and tell me how you get through it. And if you're okay I know it's, I know it's because of, you know, some sort of disorder.

I get it. And, you know, I guess some people that suffer from sexomnia also suffer from sleepwalking. Also, apparently some sexomaniacs, sexomniacs, may also take care of their own business while they sleep. if you or someone you love suffer from sexomnia I will have an advertising campaign

written next week for sexomnia and the sufferers of sexomnia if you and it will begin with if you or someone you love suffer from sexomnia and let's see if we can get a class action lawsuit

going and make some money off of this bed. You can't be mad, can you? There's no way. You can't be. You just can't be. You just can't be if you're a couple.

No, I'm too tired. That should never, there should never be a, I'm too tired. I know there is. I know there is. Okay, I get it. Don't look at me like that. But there really should never be. They really should never be.

Oh, I'm too tired. Because I, I can't even. I remember having conversations with women in my life, and this is going to come as a surprise to you, that even if you have a headache and you have that, no, I have a headache, it really should be yes. I mean, for years I did the joke about no means yes.

That, you know, the whole Me Too world happened. That's not funny anymore. No means yes. It really doesn't anymore. But it kind of does if you're married. No, it doesn't, Jeff. Okay, okay. I'm done.

You know what? We're moving on. Just know that if you or someone you love suffers from sexomnia, be sure to email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing. of Amex.

Conditions apply. So before we get to Who Died Today, we do have to get to Who Almost Die Today. Who almost died today? Drew Brees. Former NFL quarterback, probably Hall of Fame quarterback for the New Orleans

Knights. That still holds, you know, a bunch of records in the NFL. So he's down in Venezuela, agonizing in and of itself, that alone. That alone is just unbelievable to me Because I hear Venezuela is beautiful this time of year

Hey we allow we're allowed the oil to get drilled for us down there now I guess we're all's well All's well in Venezuela it's okay Come down shoot commercials no problem And Venezuela is one of the big lightning capitals on the world Right they've got that one That one place that has all those It's an atmospheric phenomenon

And shoots all this lightnings And then there's India and then Florida. Florida used to be, parts of Florida used to be number one. Then this place in India shoots up. And I think Venezuela fights for that number one record holder of lightning. So anyway, he's down in Venezuela trying to, he's shooting some commercial for lightning or for points bet. Right. Okay.

So he's shooting points bet. They're doing a commercial about lightning bets for, point bets, which allows to wager on the immediate outcomes such as, I mean, Fanduil's been doing it also as well where you can bet on stuff that's happening right now.

And never gamble more than you can afford to lose. Okay, never, I just want to clear that up. All right. But if points bet would like to, you know, invest in chewing the fat, I'm here for you. I don't necessarily want to go to Venezuela, but, you know, for the right amount of money. And you know, Drew Brees, my gosh.

He's retired now. And he's had just a... This is like the first football season that he's had without having football to get away from the wife. Holy cow, no wonder he's down in Venezuela. He's like, I gotta go. They want me to shoot in Venezuela. Yeah, honey, I love you.

But, uh, whoo, I gotta go shoot this. Can't they just put some CGI lightning behind you for you to do these commercials, honey? No. No, no, no, no. We got to do it live. down in Venezuela. Okay, talk to you later.

So, and they're shooting, and it looks like he gets lightning strikes him. It's pretty amazing. Pretty amazing footage. And I think you can kind of tell when you listen to the, they've got footage of the... Okay, so he's shooting,

he's behind the camera, and now the camera, the phone guy that's recording the other people. Oh, hey. And Drew Brees just had lightning go up his butt, and make sure you bet with points bet. That's awesome.

Okay, so now let's move on to real sad stuff. Who died today? Who died today? Well, first and foremost, actor, no, not an actor. What am I saying? He's a baseball player. Why am I thinking? I think the other person in my Who Died Today segment is an actor.

Okay, I know. Hold on. You be able to dry your eyes for both of them. But the first person is Hall of Fame, two-time Sy Young Award winner, Gaylord Perry. Master of the Spitball. He wrote a book about using the pitch. He's dead at 84 years old. Perry died at his home in, where was he living in Gaffney?

I guess that's Georgia. It makes sense that he would be Georgia, I guess. Natural causes. They did not provide. They did not provide additional details. Uh-huh. So don't look at me like that. It's natural causes.

That's what they said. They did not provide additional details. So don't look at me like, oh, it's the vaccine. You don't know what you're talking about. Okay? Just stop it. So Gaylord Perry.

Baseball Hall of Famer. Dead of natural causes. At the age of 84. Green Book actor, Frank LaLanago Jr. dead at the age of, how old is he? 60. What's fascinating about this is that he dies. His friend gets caught on camera pulling down a street in New York City, coming out and dragging him out of the car and throwing him in the street

and then driving away. So, they just discovered his body. Is that a body? Leon outside the sheet metal manufacturing factory there in the Bronx? Yeah, some guy just came by and threw him out of the car. Wow, okay.

And then they end up catching the guy that threw him out of the car. All right. And so he was, I guess, some kind of friend. Now, they believe that he didn't kill. It had nothing to do with the death of Frank. They charged him, of course. He gets eight charges.

Are you kidding me? Wait a second. He gets eight charges, including, oh, eight different separate charges, including concealment of a human corpse and possession of a stolen vehicle. So he steals the car.

What an idiot. These people, man. I don't understand. So anyway, we don't know how Frank died. We're guessing it was a drug overdose. That's what, you know, evidence suggests that it was a drug overdose. Now, you remember Frank was in the Green Book, if you know, where it was his dad, actually, that did the tour in the Green Book.

And he played in the Sopranos. You would know him if you saw him. If you look at the picture, his dad was in the Sopranos, Frank was in the Sopranos Jr. Anyway, you'd know his dad was the one who was the bodyguard that went on tour in the 60s with pianist Don Shirley. You remember the book, Green Book. I remember. So anyway, Frank ODs, his buddy says, you've got to get him out of here, man. We don't want to know.

We don't want people to know where he died. And so I guess he steals a car, drives him to the Bronx. throws, tosses them out of the car and drives away. Wow. Frank Villalungo Jr. dead at the age of 60. Oh wow. And I see where Yuvaldi survivors file a class action lawsuit seeking $27 billion from law enforcement, school district, and others. Wow. If you watch the that CNN piece CNN did that I don't know that it was a documentary

but it sure felt like a documentary on Yuvaldi and it gave you the entire timeline of what they were doing and the interim police chief what happened there how the inaction of these officers at Yuvaldi

these families absolutely deserve every freaking dying and I know we don't want to shut down the city of Yuvaldi and, you know, make it a ghost town. But if that's what it takes for these people and these children who survive, the ones who survived this, I hope each one of them gets $27 billion. I mean, I'm sorry, but it's, holy cow, I mean, they deserve it.

Now, they're going to get $27 billion. Now, the attorney's going to make a fortune before you get the money with these class action lawsuits. Yes. So give them $27 billion. So, you know, if you ever been involved in a class action lawsuit, and you won, you got $1.29. Aren't you happy to be part of our class action? No.

No, the case settled for $25 million. I know, but you got $1.40. So every dime that these families, I'm not talking about relatives. I'm talking about mothers and fathers and the children, the survivors. They all deserve every single freaking dime that they can get. All right, that's enough. I'll stop now. No, I won't.

I mean, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. When you expect these people to take care of our children, their children, and you watch what actually happened. I mean, everyone is, and I say everyone, they waited so long to do something. It's unconscionable. Unconscionable.

I mean, we have kids calling their parents and calling 911 saying, he's going to kill me. The one girl survived laying in her friend's blood under her body. She should get $27 billion on her own. It's just, all right, I'm done. If they have to bulldoze Yuvaldi for these kids to get $27 billion, darn it.

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The USA men's team better freaking win. We're in the 16. You win and you're in. If you lose, you're out. You're hopping on a plane. So they better freaking win. And I don't necessarily like the way they play. They play not to lose.

And they better, in the 16, better freaking play to win. And playing not to lose. Playing not to lose, I feel like you end up losing. So let's play to win, shall we? And then we have big time college football this weekend. You know, we have all kinds of conference championship games going on. And I see where college football has officially announced now. They were waiting on the Rose Bowl.

I don't know. Rose Bowl was waiting for, I don't know, an extra 10 bucks or something. I don't know why they were taking so long to sign the contract. But college football now will officially expand to a 12-team playoff in 2024. Awesome. Let's rock and roll on that. I'm all for that. During the 2021-22 season, the current 14-playoff form 8.

Okay, so during this year, the current 4th, four-team playoff format generated 74 million apiece for the Power 5 conferences. ACC, Big 10, Big 12, Pact 12, SEC. $95 million split among the group of five conferences, AAC, Conference USA, Mac, Midwest, and SBC. Some projections, and this is obviously just projections, estimate a 12-team format could generate $2 billion while increasing the competition. I mean, it has to be done. It should have been done a long time ago. I don't know what, I don't know why the old school was so against that. Oh, we all to lose the bowl games. The bowl games become your playoff games. I don't understand why that was so difficult to figure out. They're sitting over here at the Gaylord and grapevine. Sucking on cigars and drinking Jack Daniels, I just figure it out. It's not that hard. And invite me because I'd rather, you know, I'd like to sit there and have a cigar and a jazz. with you there at the Gaylord, I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that.

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Okay, I want that. Another reason not to go on a cruise. A couple of quick stories here before we get out of here. A couple of reasons more not to go on a cruise line. So they claim that this monster wave hits this cruise ship, killing a passenger, injuring four others. I should have put this in who died the day. I mean, the cruise ship, people are just dropping. and left and right because of monster waves.

So this Antarctic liner suffers smashed windows as it sails towards Argentina. There's a picture. I've got smashed windows on the side. And I guess these waves just show up. We're just out for a cruise. And hey, look, what is that?

Off in the way? I don't know. What do you think it is, friend? I don't know. Let's turn sideways because it could be a monster wave. And we'll just back. into people. Now these rogue waves are extreme storm waves that surge out of nowhere, often in an

unpredictable direction. You can look like a steep wall of water up to twice the size of surrounding waves. Okay. So if the surrounding waves are three to four feet, I don't know how big these waves were that day. Three to four feet. So twice the size of three to four feet, that's like an eight-foot wave. A giant eight-foot wave is smashing into a cruise ship and it can't stand it? It can't handle it? Come on now.

Come on now. I mean, we've all seen the Poseidon Adventure. We know, we've seen the documentary. We know what happens. All right. And by the way, I will say the best drowning death scene in a movie. Kurt Russell, Poseid an adventure. The newest one, not the original,

but the latest one. Awesome. he who died today I mean whatever his name was in the stupid movie awesome Kurt Russell awesome death as a drowning victim in Poseidadadvention I mean you believe I could well up almost thinking about it right now that's how bad it was when he died because you knew

it was just at the point where he wasn't going to make it and he was underwater for too long and he was trying and he knew what he was rescuing and he just couldn't make it who died today? Kurt Russell and beside an adventure, whenever that movie came out a long time ago,

drowning his character, not him. This was reminded of that scene, awesome scene. So as you're going through the weekend, and you say yourself, man, I've had a bad day, I don't feel right,

you know, I don't feel good, it's just really had a bad day. Just know that your day probably isn't as bad as the St. Petersburg woman who was wandering around with a hatchet in her head. All right. So, according to Pinellas County Sheriff's Deputy,

I don't know if it was the same one that pulled over the Tampa Police Chief, said that the 56-year-old woman with a hatchet protruding from her head was in a fight with her boyfriend at the trailer park there at Silver Lake Mobile Home Park, which, by the way, I might add, is not East Lake Woodlands. A far cry from that. Detective said the suspect was this Michael Doherty, who they later arrested at Gainesville. He tried to get the hell out of there

after he put the hatchet in her head. And so he was booked. And there was a little dispute at the trailer park. And she ended up with the hatchet in her head. I guess she's doing fine now. She's in the hospital. They say she's in stable condition. I'm guessing they've removed the hatchet.

It didn't say that in the same. story. I'm guessing that she doesn't have the hatchet in her head anymore. I mean, it'd be a tough time finding a hat to fit, but be a good look, though. Is that, is that for real? Yeah. Don't worry about it. That's just aunt. Do they tell me your name in here? No, of course not. Why would you tell the lady's name that had a hatchet in her head? Um, aunt from Florida. And we just, call her old hatchet head. I'm glad she's okay, though. Not joking about having a hatchet put in your head.

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