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All right, and just so we're clear,
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That's a good thing.
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So this story was sent to me,
and it was supposed to be a good story,
but I don't know that it is, okay?
The story is a feel-good story
about a California veteran, this Jerry Heath,
who won $44.3 million on the Powerball, all right?
And he's all happy that he won,
and he's a very fortunate human being,
and it's a life-changing sum,
and he's served, you know, six years in the Army,
and he's a lottery fanatic,
and he was a detective with the Long Beach Police Department for years,
and he, you know, just he got the ticket at Ralph's grocery store
and Southern Orange County, and he was the sole winner,
and he's, you know, paid off the house,
and he's going to give the kids and the grandkids some money,
and he's still going to, he's still going to,
he's still going to play the lotto,
but I'm not going to forget where I came from
now that I'm a multi-millionaire.
I don't really travel.
So, you know, I've invested some of it.
And, you know, it's just supposed to be a feel-good story.
However, in this story,
they talked about how he had to wait
almost five months to get his money.
Five months.
Now you say, okay, it's 44.3 million.
Are you willing to wait?
If someone said to you today,
wait five months and I'll give you 44.3 million.
million. You're going to say, okay. But when you win the lotto, you have that expectation that,
you know, you look at your ticket and you are the winner that you're going to get the money right
then. Like, let's say the mega millions drawing, which is tonight, is $579 million jackpot, which
would be $276.6 million cash payout. If I were to hit that tonight, I would expect my $276.6 million
tomorrow.
Or as soon as I go up to the lottery office
and say, hello, I have the winning ticket, I want my money.
Or let's say I win the Powerball, which is tomorrow night,
and the Powerball has actually gone up a little bit too.
I like that.
That is $260 million, which is drawing tomorrow,
so you get the cash pay out of $123.0 million.
Yes, I want my money now.
If I have the tickets, I want my money now.
And we're used to getting our money now.
Because you win, you win $10 or you win $5 or you win $20 or you get it right there.
And if you win anything over, I think it's $1,000, but I'm not sure.
Then you have to go to the lottery office and get it paid for it.
So this guy had to wait five months.
He wanted to claim his lump sum option.
And, I mean, waiting that long to get it.
I know you're supposed to be thankful.
all of that, but no. Come on now. I need my money. What's the problem? Now, according to the
lotto, and this is California lottery, okay, so it may be different in other states because they all,
you know, have different rules and regulations. They claim, yeah, well, you know, the lottery officials
conduct a vetting process on any person claiming to have a winning ticket, including investigation from the
lottery's law enforcement team and cross-checking to ensure the winner doesn't owe the state
any taxes or child support.
That cannot take five months for that search.
I'm sorry, no.
They claim that the earliest a winner can start enjoying their prize is four weeks,
but that rarely happens.
Wow.
Okay, so according to this, the California lottery, and again, that's California, I know,
they process 10,000 plus claims a month.
So that means that if you have to,
if you have a winning of,
I think it's a thousand or more,
and I'm not sure on that,
but if it's say you win 10,000 or more,
we'll say it's 10,000.
There's no way, you know,
the gas station,
RELS groceries,
isn't going to give you 10 grand.
You got to go to the lottery office.
You have to wait at least four months,
four weeks.
I mean, four weeks,
he had to wait five months.
But that rarely happens because of the investigation.
Come on now.
No.
That has to.
Let's pick up the pace just a little bit.
I feel like that's the state using the lottery money for more money when you don't have it.
Okay.
That means that money is going into a separate pile that is creating money, creating more money that you're not getting.
But who's getting that?
Oh, I know the state.
That's just a.
scam to get more money out of the lottery.
And I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
And if I get, if I come to Texas and say I won the cash and I won my, you know,
100 and what was the, was the power ball?
I mean, it was, I mean, the power ball was 123.0 million.
And the mega was 276.
point six million cash payout.
If I were to win the jackpot on either one of those tonight or tomorrow, if you're
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Tomorrow would be the 7th.
Ooh, December 7th.
The day that will live in infamy.
You could win the $579 million.
I'm going to be in front of the lottery office on Monday morning.
I'm going to be parked out front.
Sir, you can't park here.
Yes, I can.
And I'm going to go up to it.
You think, no, I won't do that because I want to be able to collect my money.
not in jail.
And then I want to just bang on the door and say,
give me my money.
And here you go.
Here's my ticket.
I've signed it.
And I want my money.
And if you want to investigate, I don't know, an hour,
two hours, maybe three hours.
You know what?
Maybe I'll run and get a coffee.
But then I'm going to be back and I want my money.
Okay.
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So it's the holiday season.
And I was getting ready to talk a little serious story that's really had me upset for the last couple of days.
But I can't do that story because all of a sudden I look up and Buddy the elf is here.
Hello, buddy.
Jeff, I love you.
You're awesome.
How you doing?
I'm doing great.
I'm questioning some things.
You know, when people normally give you gifts, like for maybe your birthday or people give you gifts.
People give you gifts.
and I'm kind of questioning the gifts you gave me recently.
You know, we have the North Pole.
We love to open gifts.
I mean, we're full of holiday cheer.
We love making toys for children.
And you gave me that gift that was kind of tightly wrapped in it.
It was like almost a brick.
Well, but then you said,
You're supposed to be happy with what to get.
Right, but this was the confusing part.
You said, buddy, here's a gift for you.
And then you said, don't open it.
Can you please deliver it to X, Y, Z location?
And that was the confusing thing.
I'm from the North Pole, and we normally give gifts in there.
So I was confused.
Well, I appreciate you coming and trying to, you know, make deal with the confusion.
It's good to see you.
I'm happy to help you.
How in the world are you?
Good to see you.
I am very good.
So you had a big event here in Dallas today, right?
Or is that tomorrow?
Today was promos on local radio television stations for the Dallas Holiday Parade, which occurs
on.
Dallas Holiday Parade is Saturday morning at 9 a.m.
It's a free event, downtown Dallas, Texas, and it is fantastic.
It's approaching like Macy's Day parade.
It's like getting up there.
They have so many huge floats.
Go easy.
Okay.
Softer?
Softer, easier?
I don't know.
The bands, the cheer groups, the dance groups, the musicians, you know.
I mean, I'll four of that happening at one point, but I don't think it's happening now.
Hey, we're very optimistic at the North Pole.
Okay. Okay.
And so, all right, so your promos, what do you do for your promos? What do they have you do for your promos?
It was fairly simple, fairly benign.
I'm not worried about the local TV and all that. I mean, that's just, those damn media people just have you sit down and start talking. I hate that.
They do, they just invite you over and then sit down, but quiet. Okay, we're rolling tape. I love it. No, we just did some quick promos with the local TV station.
Basically, we just kind of filled in the background when they did interviews with the executive producer and kind of did.
They're promoting the parade that's as large as the Macy's Day parade.
Yeah, not quite, but hey, wink, wink, nudge, us.
Hey, they did win an Emmy.
Did you know this?
They won an Emmy last year.
I'm so proud of them.
For the parade coverage?
For the parade coverage, yes.
They did great.
I'm willing to say, I'm on record as saying I would be happy to announce the Dallas parade.
You would be great.
I would love to do it.
They would not want me back.
They would be awesome.
It would be awesome to do it.
Yes.
It would be awesome to do it.
We did that.
In fact, Glenn and Stu and myself did that to the Gasparilla parade in Tampa years ago.
Really?
They asked us to do it and we thought, well, we'll just do it really bad and they'll never ask us again.
That was a mistake.
We did it really bad and people seem to enjoy it.
No.
So we had to keep doing it every year.
It's great to be honored for doing things poorly.
It was awesome.
Yes, nicely done.
I'd be happy to do that.
Yeah, I will put in a good word with the big man and the executive producer.
So you get a float and everything?
They're not going to make you walk, right?
You're buddy the elf.
Well, no, I don't walk.
I'd be embarrassing.
I'll be pissed right now.
Here is the quote, and it was very kind, and I am so honored when I got a call from the executive producer.
He said, we would like to invite you back as a lead role.
VIP talent.
Nice.
Yeah,
can you believe that?
Nice.
This guy with this mug,
waving it and talking about making toys for children and spreading Christmas
cheer?
That's awesome.
Yeah, so apparently I'm on a float that is the, um, a catapillar, like caterpillar trucks
and equipment.
And they needed a, what he's called, uh, Jeffie, a float topper.
Everyone said that with me.
A float topper.
Okay.
And that, that would be, uh, the elf.
Up on top of the cat float, and we're going to run down the parade Saturday morning at 9am and have a hoot.
That's awesome.
Yes.
So what else?
How's it going?
I mean, are you, is this the only parade you're involved in, or are you tearing up the country as Buddy the Elf and making people happy?
I still, I do local events and local parades, and we have a light parade and where I'm from, Prescott, Arizona, which is actually one of the Newsweek's top 10.
Oh, that's right.
You moved out of the Christmas.
I moved out of the, I don't.
The question, yeah.
I moved south from where I was, and a little bit east.
From out west, yes.
And we have some issues with the, those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so we came down south and it turns out that they're one of the top 10 Christmas towns that celebrate Christmas.
How could they not be if you're living there first of all?
Well, I do happen to live there.
And I don't know if I had, I doubt I had anything to do with it.
No, you did.
A variety events and fundraisers.
If Dallas is the Macy's, you definitely had something to do with Prescott being a Christmas city.
They have Ackernight, which is raising funds and scholarships for music, for kids in school.
So musicians singing, all that fantastic group called Ackernight.
We have the holiday light parade.
We have the lighting of the courthouse.
We have the boot drop, which is a little closer to New Year's Day.
Is it as large as Times Square in New York City?
You know, now that you bring it up, Jeffie, the historic boot drop on whiskey row in Preston.
I'm saying.
It's like, I mean, just a smidge, a hair, a nudge below.
Oh, okay.
A smidgeon?
You're getting there.
Yes.
We're almost there.
So it's a great place to be.
And I like to do small events.
And we talked about this a couple years ago on your delightful podcast, chewing the fat,
that we do a lot with special needs and special needs homes.
And there's several day homes for special needs adults.
and then there's also homes there called YEI for working adults with special needs.
And they make products.
That's what I am.
Well, I'm a working adult with special needs.
You should have heard the comments from inside the control booth because they're not only chuckling, I believe they agree.
They know.
Yeah, they know.
That's okay.
So I love to do local events like that.
And then it's been branching out even more with the most recent event.
I just got back last night.
Haven't slept a wink from the co-referral.
Coca-Cola corporate holiday party in Atlanta, Georgia.
Oh, wow.
Not just like your local down the street can, you know, producer.
This is the corporate event, huge event in Atlanta.
Did you get your own float there too?
Jeffie, we did not have floats.
There was not a parade.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, but there was snow.
Oh.
Yeah, there's snow.
You know the...
Coca-Cola's got the money.
Oh, my goodness.
If they wanted to snow, it could snow.
Jeffie, they just click their fingers.
Make it happen.
You know what we need?
Yep, that's okay.
That's okay.
A great group called Destination South.
Put all this together.
Great group of people there who organized this cool event for Coca-Cola.
And brought in, of course, a fantastic, decent Grinch.
I mean, he was fantastic.
And a Who lady?
And then, of course, you remember the old advertisements for Coca-Cola with the polar bear.
Yeah, of course.
They had a, like, a life-size polar bearer.
animated. I would assume I don't want to blow any children who are listening to your show, Jeffrey,
but I assume there's a person inside of it.
What? Yeah, no, I don't want to, you know, blow anything. But yes, there's a person inside
of it and it's kind of really cool because it's animatronic to some extent and, you know,
eyes blink. With AI, you think they'd be able to do that. Yeah, you could probably figure it out.
And then a fantastic santa rick.com is the best Santa, Santa I've seen in
forever. Santa Rick is
fantastic. He and his wife are Mrs. Claus
and they bring joy
and happiness to the kids and had photos of course
and then I was roaming,
had a great time, took
several hundred photographs
with staff and crew.
So you're available for all these corporate events
if someone said
you know, we should get him for our event. How would you do that?
Well, are we talking like a Macy's Day
parade event? Are we talking like
well whatever, whatever event?
Well, anything. I can do anything.
Bachelor party.
Yes.
Creating content for only fans in China, that kind of thing.
Only what?
What is that?
Jeff, I'm from the North Pole.
I'm just tossing out ideas.
Okay.
So sometimes, again, ladies and gentlemen, we're going back to that special thing.
We talked about a few moments ago.
I am at the elf.net is my website, the elf.net.
And then I'm on all the social medias as the elf live,
just kind of bringing the elf to life in your event,
party, corporate, local holiday event, parade, MC, MC events.
Yeah, it's so much fun.
I love it.
And I love you.
Really good.
I love you.
Really good to see you again.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
Okay, before a buddy stopped in,
I was going to talk about my man, Daniel Penny.
I cannot believe the jury is still out on this case.
They, you know, he in fact is on trial for, you know, well, not his life, but darn near his life.
He is being charged with manslaughter and negligent homicide because of the choking death of this Jordan.
Neely, this homeless man, Jordan Neely.
And yesterday we found out that the jury asked for three pieces of evidence to see again during
deliberations.
What's there to see?
It's not guilty.
I don't.
It's just, uh, they wanted to, they wanted to see these three pieces of evidence, um, yesterday
again.
So they wanted to see his testimony with the, uh,
police and they wanted to see a video that was taken by one of the subway people, one of those
other subway people. And they wanted to see one of the, there were video from several
officers that had arrived on the scene. That's what they asked to see again. So, you know,
they get to see that and they are now deliberating again today. We also, we also,
had Jordan Neely's father who I guess didn't care about him when he was alive, but now he
cares about him that he's dead. He has now is suing Daniel Penny in a civil rights lawsuit
for a negligent contact assault and battery that led to Neely's death. So he cares about
his son so much that he was homeless and out on, you know, roaming around the subway
torturing people, but now he cares about him enough that he needs to file a lawsuit and hopefully
get money. Just incredible. It is. It's almost better than a lottery because who knows? I mean,
is there an insurance company that's going to pay him off to go away? I don't know.
Honestly, I don't. I don't know if Daniel has any money. I don't know. He shouldn't have to be
going through this. It's ridiculous. So has some, no one, I asked yesterday for someone to slip
the jury a note, tell them
that Jeff Fisher and Chewing the Fat said,
get on with it.
Not guilty. Apparently,
that note hasn't reached them yet.
I'll just send them a message on X at Jeffrey JFR.
And maybe they'll get it that way.
Or maybe I'll send them a message on Instagram,
Jeff Fisher Radio.
Or my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio.
Maybe I'll just send the jury a message there.
I'm sure they'll get it.
Every juror is just, you know,
scrolling through X.
That's probably why it's taking so long.
Agonizing.
You can follow me there as well
on my ex and my Facebook and Instagram account.
You can follow me on my YouTube account
Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
You can email the show anytime
chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
I see all your emails.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
I am feeling better.
My voice was holding up better yesterday.
I think it's just building up better yesterday.
I think it's this building.
Today I'm recording here at the Blaze Studios.
And I feel like this room that we broadcast in,
the Pat Gray, Blaze TV studio,
there's something going on in this room.
Because it screws up more than my voice.
And I feel like it's affecting me again.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Thank you.
I've been feeling better.
And, you know, I'm still, eh.
I still have some kind of mung happening.
But it's that time of year for me.
It's the most mung time of year for me.
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You can follow me on cameo too, but I really don't post.
I don't post anything on cameo.
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But you can order a cameo from me, most importantly, at Jeffrey JFR on the cameo app.
That is not free.
But it's worth every darn penny.
Mung voice or no mung voice?
It is worth every darned.
Penny. So we got news that Google's deep mind unveiled their AI model capable of predicting the weather.
Now, they claim that it predicts weather more accurately than existing forecasting systems.
So the breakthrough marks an advancement in the field promising quicker and cheaper results.
Deep mind researchers trained their model GenCast on data from 19.
179 to 2018 to predict the weather for 2019.
And, you know, obviously you're doing that so you can see.
Ha ha!
Who's where you wrong, dummy?
So the study published in nature, and I'm a huge fan of any study published in nature,
they found Gencast outperformed the world's leading atmospheric predictor,
the ensemble system from the European Center for Medium Range weather forecast.
And I love, you can't drag me away from the ensemble system.
from the European Center for Medium Range Weather Forecast.
But maybe Gencast can if they can, you know,
predict things better than the European Center for Medium Range
Weather Forecast Ensemble Systems.
Over 97% of the time, it was better than on factors like wind speeds,
temperatures, precipitation, say the word, Jeff, precipitation.
Gencast also fast-producing 15-day predictions in
eight minutes rather than the hours the conventional system can take.
Gencast also outperformed in predicting fast changing hurricane paths, but it underperformed
in predictions of hurricane intensity.
Interesting.
At least 35 countries rely on Europe's Ensemble system, you know, from the European
Center for Medium Range weather forecasts, which forecast weather using room-sized
to supercomputers that calculate global observations from satellites and weather stations,
Gencast runs on smaller machines and uses historical data to spot patterns and present scenarios.
So perhaps Google's deep minds Gencast will be able to predict the weather better than anything
and anyone and faster speeds.
Who knows? Tomorrow.
You know, probably the case.
Probably already is.
They're just not telling us about.
about it. I mean, I just, I did finally see Twisters too, by the way.
Speaking of that, uh, someone at my ear talked about Twisters, which obviously my ADD makes me move on.
But, uh, I love the first Twister, obviously one of my favorite movies of all time.
We watch that a lot. Uh, Kyle, another cow.
Yeah, guys, we're not going to my food, food, food. I love that movie.
But, uh, the second movie, the new one, Twisters was pretty good.
It wasn't as good as the first one by any means.
But it was pretty good.
And I, you know, I enjoyed it.
It was, I don't know.
It was just, it wasn't as good as the first one.
And I know what they were trying to do.
And they didn't make any woke stuff.
It was all about twisters and, you know, the couple.
And it was just, it wasn't as good as the first one.
But it was, it was worth watching.
And I know they wanted to try to, look at our effects.
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How are they?
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So they have finally arrested the doll, the Colombian hit woman,
who has carried out multiple murders.
She did not kill the CEO from United Healthcare.
That guy, I mean, now we have his face.
Apparently he left DNA on a water bottle.
He's got a burner phone with his fingerpillar.
I mean, I still believe, and you heard it here first, it's the wife.
I just, you know, whatever.
I don't think anybody got burned from a health care plan.
I have absolutely no proof.
But I'm just saying it's always the wife.
It's always the wife.
So when they find out that it was not the wife,
sorry about it.
She was the first person I thought of that was guilty.
So the female, the 23-year-old suspect of being the most feared assassin,
she has been accused of not only leading a network of hitmen,
but even participating in the ambush assassination of her ex-boyfriend
in a rural area of Colombia.
She apparently called her ex-boyfriend De Jesus
and summoned him to meet her.
Maybe it's Jesus. Maybe it's DeV-E-Y-V-Y-Y-D-V-Y-Y,
DeVe Jesus
Ah, that's his name, the boyfriend.
She summoned him to meet her
to resolve a dispute over money
and then she killed him.
So yes.
DeVe Jesus ain't no more, okay?
So she riddled him with bullets.
It was more than just the one shot.
And down he went.
So the Dow has now.
been arrested and the pictures of her at of the arrest she looks like you don't want to be on her
bad side like you're going to look at her and go hey you know if you see her crossed the way well that's a
pretty good looking woman and then you look at her when she looks down at you bad you don't want
none of that you do not want none of that and you can quote me on that okay and now we're hearing from
Jason Carter, the grandson of Jimmy Carter, former president of the United States, has been in hospice now.
Second anniversary, two years.
Hospice, man, usually you're like three to six months.
Jimmy's been hanging on for two years now.
Holy cow.
So they claim that only his stubbornness and his faith in God are keeping him alive at 100 years old.
Now look, I don't want, I don't wish death on Jimmy Carter,
but I don't know that he's alive.
I question his aliveness, okay?
I honestly, I question his aliveness.
He claimed in this story, the grandson,
that he's got big good days and where he's pretty active.
Uh-huh.
He's up and active and talking and.
enjoying including in politics.
Uh-huh.
But most days, he's not that active,
and he's going to sleep a lot of the time.
Yeah, most days, like every day is the case.
Okay, there's not a chance that he is up and active.
I'm sorry, no.
I've seen you wheel him out to look at the planes to fly over.
I've seen you wheel him out at the funeral.
Rosalind's funeral.
Rest in peace, Rosalind.
I've seen it all.
There's no way that he's up and active.
I'm sorry.
No, I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
I just don't.
I know he's 100 now and he's an old man.
He's been alive.
He did a lot of good things in life.
Terrible president, but he did a lot of other good things.
I get it.
Served our country.
He was great.
And I know that we wanted to say that he was alive.
up to the election because he got his vote in for Kamala Harris.
We had to mention that.
We got the vote in for Kamala, which didn't help, by the way.
And I just don't believe that Jimmy Carter, two years in hospice,
or, yeah, two years in hospice at 100 years old, that he has big good days where he's pretty active.
He's up and active and talking and enjoying, including in politics.
No.
I don't believe it.
I want video proof.
I want proof of life.
Oh, and we got some, I guess, sad news, or good news,
depending on which way you look at it.
American women are no longer keeping up with the Kardashians.
I know.
After years of exaggerated Brazilian buttlifts,
ballooning breast implants, and overdone facial filler,
the pendulum is swinging back to the center,
according to plastic surgeons who are predicting a year of,
Great deflation in 2025.
I know.
We now are living in what's been dubbed as the D-Cardassianification of America.
In reference to the infamous curves, yeah, yeah, from the A-Fent.
We got it.
We know why it is.
So they're removing implants, dissolving injectables in favor of a slender, more natural build,
a stark contrast from the once trendy character.
of the female form.
So, I know, I know.
Good cosmetic, good aesthetic plastic surgery
is meant to look natural.
Okay, what it's meant to do
is put money in the plastic surgeons pocket.
And so, you know, whenever they tell you,
oh, no, I would, I told you that guy I ran into,
he was so mad.
He was doing his little plastic surgery show here
on the building.
I was introduced to him and I was, oh, yeah, hey.
And I know, and the guy,
that introduced me said you ought to tell him your
your thoughts as well you know
he doesn't want to hear that but it's three cuts to
calm plays he could three cut
I can't even speak three cuts
to clown face and he was like
what do you mean I was like well you know the first one's
good but you know the second one you want
you figures that the first one is so good you got to get the second one
and then you know it's not as good as the first one
so then you got to get a third one to make up for the second one
that wasn't as good as the first one and it's three
cuts to clown face and the guy was oh I would never
do that. I would
no, we, I would never do that. I was like, really?
What pays for that rolls your drive it in
then? You know, stop it.
I would never, of course they'd do that. Anyway,
I know that it's supposed to be, you know, natural
and, you know, the aesthetic
plexic surgery is a, that's a wonderful thing.
And I'm not, I'm not judging. I am
not judging. But I'm just saying the pillow
face, now the pillow butt, the pillow
boobs, sorry about it.
There are no more. And we're now living in the
D-Cardashian
identification of America.
So that's the way it goes.
We're in the year of great deflation.
We'll be back to that heroin look very soon.
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So it's Friday. That means it's time for what's being
called America's favorite game
show, What's the Lie?
What's the Lie? Where contestants
try to decipher the lie from four
Count him one, two, three, four headline.
One of them is not true.
Thus, that's where we get.
What's the lie?
Our contestant today, returning champion, Jim Gadsby, if he wins again,
not only will he get to come back again for another round,
he will win a Talking Sense, Jeffrey Blue Freshie.
And for more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group
and find the Freshie scent and design for you.
If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant,
on What's the Lie?
Email chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
Jim, welcome to What's the Lie round two.
How are you, returning champion?
Oh, that sounds so good to hear.
I'm doing great, Jeffrey.
How are you?
Oh, my gosh.
It's embarrassing.
I understand.
So, did you have a good time off between What's the Lies?
I know we had a holiday break in there, so you're ready to rock and roll, right?
You've upped your game and now up yours?
Yes. Now I'm going to have yours.
I feel like I should have made him harder.
I feel like I should have made him harder.
That's okay.
I mean, it's a holiday gift.
So if I get it.
All right, let's go.
Let's see what you can do.
Round two for Jim Gadsby as he is a returning champion.
Four headlines, one not real.
What's the lie?
Headline number one.
Barry Keogun lookalike contest planned in a cemetery has been canceled.
Headline number two.
Japan unveils chilled drinkable mayo.
Headline number three.
New promo claims Enron is back in business.
Headline number four, Red Lobster CEO claims it could be the greatest comeback in restaurant history.
Those are your four headlines.
Headline number one, Barry Keog could lookalike contest planned in a cemetery has been canceled.
Headline number two, Japan unveils chilled drinkable mayo.
Headline number three.
New promo claims Enron is back in business.
Headline number four, Red Lobster CEO claims it could be the greatest comeback in restaurant history.
Those are your four headlines.
Jim, what if my voice holds out is the lie?
Well, I'm a little nervous, Jeffrey, but I have to go with number one is the lie.
You're absolutely correct.
You didn't tick it me off.
I knew I made it too easy.
I mean, I mean, congratulations.
Congratulations.
Man, I am so happy that you won, and thanks for playing.
What's the Lie?
What's the Lie?
The Subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises.
All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.
CTF, WTL, MMX, IV.
So, it's one thing, Mr. Gatsby.
I want to be clear about this.
and I'm just laying the groundwork here.
I'm not accusing and there's no accusations.
If I find out you're cheating.
I promise no cheating.
If I find out, I will come through this phone.
Oh, well, congratulations.
Good job.
Thank you, thank you.
How did you come about your decision?
It's like pulling teeth.
It was either one or two.
You know, I just, for some reason,
I knew that the mail thing was real.
I don't know why.
Okay, well, that's one.
Yeah, and then the other two just made sense.
You mean to tell me that the Barry Keogh and look-in-like contest doesn't make sense?
That guy's a star now.
Okay.
No, I don't mean to hurt you.
No, it didn't.
Well, you have hurt me, and now we're done.
So we're just wrapping up, okay?
So have a good day.
And, man, I'll tell you what, I can't wait for you to be the returning champion next week.
I'll tell you that.
Oh, you're going to make it really hard.
Ooh, I'm scared now.
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