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It began last month. And now they're all over the country. I know. Peru is in trouble. Tourists who had already bought tickets to Machupeachia. you from Saturday until one month after whenever the protests end will be able to obtain a full refund. That's what

the culture minister said. That's wonderful. So they just shut it down. People were stuck there. They don't care. There were 417 visitors stuck and the 300 of them were foreigners. So

sorry about it. We're just closing it down because we have protests. Well, that's happening in Peru. Then we have protests in Brazil. I didn't even talk about that last week or the last couple weeks. That's going on. That's the government shut down. They had their own January 6th the day.

Democracy almost died in Brazil. So that's going crazy. But really, you can't even go to Arizona anymore. Did you know that a town outside of Scottsdale, Arizona, is now going dry? And I'm not talking about booze. I'm talking about water. We talked about it that cities and states and towns are going to be shut off because the water is running out. Well, now, over 500 families in Rio Verde Foothills have now had their water shut off.

They've had it shut off since the first of the year. They've been without water. 500 families. So it has begun. Water Wars is on. and getting worse. Now, the people in this town are a little pissed because there's a golf course there

owned by a Go Daddy billionaire, Bob Parsons. That's still nice and green, though. He's still water in that golf course. That does seem like that's a problem. But it costs $60,000 a year to be a part of the golf course and $300,000 to just enter and be a part of it. So that's nice.

So they plan, hey, we see. spend all this money, we get the water. It's not going to work that way. People are not going to be happy. People are going to start protesting a lot. These people are using rainwater to flush their toilets.

They are turning to extreme measures to preserve the little water they have. They join, I guess, gyms to take a shower, eating on paper plates, trying to collect as much rainwater when it comes,

emptying swimming pools to flush their toilets. The Scottsdale said, sorry about it. We need water for us, not you. There's some farmers and ranchers that do have wells. Those will be fortunate enough to have water until they have to protect it from other people coming to get it. They send some of the townsfolk send semis to go get drinking water, but they have to go farther and farther to fill up the tanker trucks to bring it back. and that's costing more money now, so that can't last much longer as it is.

So don't even worry about going to Machu Picchu or going down to Brazil. You can't even go to Arizona because there isn't any water. Just amazing. But hey, welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. So it is the Monday edition of Chewing the Fat. If you're listening live, it's the 23rd. of January

2023. Welcome, thank you. We had a busy weekend. Congratulations to Avatar the Way of Water. It topped $2 billion at the box office this weekend. Yay!

So it's the sixth movie in history to reach the milestone and Cameron is responsible for three of those. Avatar, Titanic and Avatar 2. The others are Avengers End Game and Star

Star Wars, The Force Awakens, and Avengers Infinity War. It's just a matter of days, really, before it climbs to, like, fourth on the list, leaping Infinity War and The Force Awakens. So it's heading into its seventh week in theaters. So now, I mean, I guess it's made a profit, or at least it's broke even, right? Cameron said he had to be the fourth highest grossing film of all time to break even. Well, I mean, he's done it. So congratulations.

They still claim that there's going to be three more avatar installments of the next five years. I find that difficult to believe. I mean, there may be one more, but I don't see three more. But what do I know? You know, what do I know? Nothing is what I know. Another thing that happened over the weekend, we had the NFL playoffs continuing. The Kansas City Chiefs beat the Jacksonville Jaguars,

even though Patrick Mahomes was hobbling around on one leg for a little bit more than half the game. Cincinnati Bengals beat the Buffalo Bills. They looked good. The Philadelphia Eagles beat the New York Giants. They looked good. The San Francisco 49ers beat the Dallas Cowboys, and they looked beatable.

So I feel like the Eagles, who will take out in San Francisco, next week, and I feel like they're going to win that game. And Cincinnati takes on the Kansas City Chiefs. Again, at Arrowhead, no neutral site. And that's next weekend. So I feel like it's going to be, this is my prediction right now, from chewing the fat, it's going to be the Cincinnati Bengals and the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl.

So there you take that for what it is. Go ahead and make a bunch of money. on it. And then we had, there was some good, I mean, we saw DeMarre Hamlin back. He was there, of course. I told you it would be. The funniest thing I saw was they had Demar up in one of the booths, you know, one of the suites there at Highmark Stadium in Buffalo. It was snowing the whole time. There was ever a reason to have a dome stadium. That was it. I'm so sick of this is the way football was supposed to be played. Yeah, back in 1812. I just, I can't. That's a whole other argument. let that I'll let that go for another time.

But they showed DeMara up in the suite. And he's waving his hands. You know, cheering on Buffalo. It's snowing so bad you can barely see him. The funniest, the funniest picture I saw on Twitter yesterday was, DeMar Hamlin, it is sweet. And the picture is just white. It's freaking hilarious.

You can barely see him. They ended up putting a camera inside the suite. So you got to see the back of them cheering. Really funny. Anyway, he was there. He was there, and it didn't help because Cincinnati dominated the Buffalo bills in Buffalo yesterday. So it was a pretty strong win for them. Then we had a horrific shooting in California.

Ten people were killed at a ballroom dance studio in Monterey Park, California. As thousands, they were celebrating the Lunar New Year for the Asian American community. And I didn't realize this, but this city, Monterey Park, is a majority Asian-American city. I'm just east of L.A. there. If you look at the map, this is L.A., and Monterey Park is right there. It's the first city in the continental U.S. to have a majority of residents with Asian ancestry. Of its current 60,000 residents, 65% are of Asian descent. Wow.

And they're established Monterey Park hub of Asian. Chinese culture in the San Gabriel Valley. So it was not a surprise that the alleged shooter, who is now dead, who apparently killed himself in a van, when he was surrounded by police,

was Asian. So when you hear the hate crimes, I love, I just, all the stories that I read were still concerned about Asian American hate crimes going on,

Well, yes, I mean, I'm not for that, no question, but this was Asian on Asian hate. So I'm just saying that there's, I know that you want to keep pushing the surge in anti-Asian hate crimes during the pandemic. And you've got advocacy groups out there to stop the AAPI hate. I know that this was one of the most important days of the year for many Asian Americans, and it sent shockways to the community, but it wasn't, well, it might have, I mean, any murder, mass murder is filled with hate for something. So they're all really hate crimes, but not the way you say it. Not the way you say it.

And you know who you are. So I guess the gunman was a 72-year-old man who, was in some kind of relationship issues. Just terrible. Just terrible. So anyway, that's a few things that happened this weekend while chewing the fad was away from you. I know.

I know. Be sure to follow me on Twitter at Jeffie JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. I have a getter account as well. I believe that's at Jeffie JFR there too, I think. And so just, you know, go there and find me. It's not a very big deal anymore to me. And then you can always email the show, Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.

You can follow the YouTube channel, which I'm going to start doing more on. I promise chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher is my YouTube channel. I promise I'm going to make, I'm going to do more on that. I'm thinking of different ways to incorporate stories and fun on that channel other than just putting up some interviews. So I'm on it. Okay. I'm on it, back off me. And you can always,

you can always order a cameo. I'm up on Cameo at Jeffey, JFR. That's not free, but you can always order a cameo, and I'll be nice or mean or how, whatever you want. Just, you know, go ahead and order it. See what happens.

I was going to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So I did have this story sent to me. It's not really a story. It was someone. saying, hey, here's something for you, Jeffrey. It is a hill in New Zealand that holds the record for having the world's longest place name. It has 85 letters.

Now, we're just getting silly, really, is what this is. but the letters are T-A-U-M-A-T-A-W-H-A-K-A-T-A-N-G-A-H-A-N-G-G-A-O-A-U-O-T-A-M-A-A-T-E-E-A-M-A-A---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U-A-K-I-T-A-N-A-T-A-H-U. They claim that's 85 letters. I did not actually count them. I just read them to you. Okay, so now we're just getting silly. But you say to yourself, wait, how do I pronounce that?

Well, Ta-U-Mata-Fakata-Hang-Hang-A-U-A-U-O-T-Ripu. Kaka-P-E-N-U-K-N-A-F-N-N-A-N-N-T-N-N-A-T-N-T-A. Let's try this again. One important thing to have in mind that most people get wrong is that WH in Māori sounds like F, the sound of the letter F. Okay, now most people get that wrong. Okay, so let's try it again. Everybody now. and it's just that simple. Speaking of names and name changes

and how to pronounce things, Islamabad, Pakistan, the capital of Pakistan, by the way, apparently there's a petition out there that wants to change the name of the capital city of Pakistan to Islama good. Good luck. I know they, so funny because the article talks about

there's a petition out there that wants to change Islam bad to Islam good and we're sending it to our leader and right now we have 300 signatures 300 signatures Pakistan right now has a couple

hundred million people without power so I'm just saying maybe we're a little bit more concerned with having some power than we are of changing our capital city's name to Islam a good. Yeah, Pakistan's big time trouble.

Apparently they have tried to you know, save energy, so they decided to turn off electricity during low usage hours coming to a city by you and it may be possibly a country very soon.

Overnight to conserve fuel across the country. But they shut it off and then they went to turn it back on and said, man, it won't turn back on. Everything is shut off. Ha! You mean, if you just shut the whole system down and it's tough to turn it back on again,

huh. So, good luck to Pakistan and good luck to Islamabad, changing your name to Islamogood. And let's spin the globe just a little bit and head over to the Netherlands, shall we? Don't go swimming in the water in the Netherlands, okay? They just had an 18-year-old man

show up at an emergency room with fever. vomiting, diarrhea, his heart beating rapidly, his abdomen was tender. The whites of his eyes were splotched with blood. A sign of blood vessels on the surface of his eyes had burst. Areas that weren't bloodied were jauntous yellow. He has acute kidney injury as well as liver dysfunction, but equally important was the causing of his acute illness, was the mention that three weeks prior he had fallen into a canal. How many times have we...

Well, there's a place in the Netherlands, I think it's the Netherlands, where they take their clothes off and they float down this canal to go home. They don't take public transport. They float down this canal to go home. How about we don't do that anymore? Okay. He's got a bout of leptisotoporescicis. Yeah, that's what I said.

Leptis fibrosis. Yes, thank you. That's what I said. It's a bacterial infection marked by fever, Johnis, kidney failure, and hemorrhage. So how do you get it? Well, you fall into a canal that was likely tainted with the urine of infected rodents. Yay! Man, does that sound something like I want to have done to me?

The bacteria can be found harmlessly in infecting pigs, horses, cows, dogs, a range of wild animals, even frogs. But it's most dangerous to humans. so don't jump in the canals anymore because I have a feeling no one, and I'm going to go out on the limb here, no one wants. Leptospirosis. When I got a great deal on a great gift at winners, I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list? Like this designer fragrance for my daughter. It's just $39.99? How could I resist?

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Dr. Kirk Moore, a Utah doctor, charged with destroying COVID-19 vaccines, giving fake shots to children at their parents' request. dare he. He is accused of also administering, well, he's accused of administering the bogus CDC vaccine cards in exchange for $50 donations. He's a plastic surgeon. He destroyed COVID-19 vaccines, giving saling shots to children upon their parents' request as part of an alleged scheme to peddle fraudulent CDC cards. You bastard. Dr. Michael Kirkmore, Salt Lake County, Utah, indicted by a federal grand jury this month on charges

that he allegedly disposed of more than $28,000 worth of COVID-19 vaccines and fraudulently competed and distributed hundreds of vaccination record cards. I mean, okay, so your vaccination record card. All right, so I have one. I got vaccinated. I took the two shots of Moderna. I've never had reason to show my vaccination record card. I'm not sure that that means anything.

Does anyone ever ask, I need to see your vaccination record card? Do you have such a thing? I've never been asked that. Now, maybe that's just me. Maybe other people have. I don't know. But most of the time, if you say,

have you been vaccinated? Yeah, and you move on. Right? I mean, people have gotten in trouble for saying, yeah, that was the Aaron Roger's thing, right? He said, you know, he was immunized and he never, everybody assumed that he meant vaccinated. Okay, that's fine. So anyway, the doctor and co-defendants, he's got two or three other co-defendants destroyed at least $28,0.20.50 worth of government provided COVID-19

vaccines and distributed at least 1,937 doses worth of fraudulently completed vaccination record cards and to others in exchange for either direct cash payments or required donations to a specified charitable organization without administering a COVID-19 vaccine to the card recipient. You bastard, I should be locked away forever. This is just, I mean, this is just the government. I know, it's fraudulent. I got you. I got it.

So according to this, according to the indictment, the then-born certified surgeon and his neighbor belonged to a secret organization that aims to liberate the medical profession from government and industry conflicts of interest. They joined forces. Oh, my gosh. With these two other people to pour legitimate vaccines down the drain

with syringes, according to the indictment, they allegedly charged a $50. Now, don't they realize, first of all, you're pouring it down the drain. That goes back into the water supply. We're drinking that. I think I'm pissed now. It should be, I don't know, disposing of that somewhere else.

I don't know where, but not in the water supply. We put it down the drain. Now we're all drinking it. The frogs are turning gay. That's what Alex Jones told us. And that's why. So the American Board of Plastic Surgery told Fox News that he is no longer certified as of

December 31st, 2022. So good. I don't want him making three cuts to clown face cuts. I don't want him pretend. Plus he's a, wait a minute, he's a plastic surgeon. So plastic surgeons could give COVID-19 shots. I did not know that. I did not know that.

So good for him for, must be a special kind of thing. He was a doctor, so he had got to order it. Although he could have gotten it through his secret organization that aims to liberate the medical profession from government and industry conflicts of interest. I hate people like that more than you know, and the government certainly does. That's for sure. So if you're, now, and it doesn't say in the story at all, what happens to the people? Do we know the people that paid to get the COVID-19 cards, the bogus, fraudulent COVID-19 cards?

and their children who got saline shots instead of COVID-19 vaccines, what happens to them? Do we know who they are? Do we know, are we going to go after them now, too, for being a part of this? I bet that's got to be happening very, very soon. Operation fraudulent COVID-19 vaccination guards. That's coming.

Because they can't have that. I mean, they're going after this guy saying that he used his medical profession to administer bogus vaccines to unsuspecting people. No, they weren't unsuspecting. They paid for it to have it happen. That's, I don't understand. I mean, I guess maybe some of them, he said, that's probably it.

Some of them he probably said it was COVID-19 vaccine and it wasn't. But according to the story, the people knew it. They were giving a donation to some charity or him, 50 bucks, so that their kids would have, you know, the kids could say, yes, I got a shot. And they did. And they had the fraudulent card saying they did, but it really wasn't. So they could say that they got the shot, but the parents knew that they weren't vaccinated.

Really strange. I can't. I'm interested to see what could happen to all these people, because they have to know. There's got to be, if there's no records, who knows? I don't know. It seems, I guess we check. the schools and or other preschools and stuff would have the vaccination card records if you had to show it that they want to make you. We're going to have to see your vaccination card.

See if it was stamped by this guy. And if it was, it's fraudulent. And you're going to have to get vaccinated. That's what's coming. But it doesn't say anything about that in the story. They're specifically just going after them. And their secret organization that aims to do. to liberate the medical profession

from government and industry conflicts of interest. I hate people like that. Oh, such a weird story. All right, hey, for those of you that thought Monkey Box was over, well, it kind of is. But the Who has now reported, and that's the World Health Organization, not the man, reports a breakthrough monkeypox cases,

and they claim that the vaccines are not a silver bullet. Wait, what? Yeah, there's been a number of breakthrough cases. And so, yeah, if you had the vaccine and then you continued doing business with a lot of other guys in the bathhouses, you're going to get monkeypox again. Ooh. Okay. So according to the who, they've known from the beginning that this vaccine would not be a silver bullet.

And it would not meet all the expectations that are being put on it. And then we don't have firm efficacy data or, effectiveness data in this context. So if you're a monkey poxer, you got the vaccine, and now you're out there doing the same business that got to the monkey box, just know the

breakthrough case could be coming. There's a joke in there somewhere. You go ahead and write it. Oh, and Japan has now dropped, or they've made COVID, the equivalent to the seasonal flu. You know, Japan

is like, hey, COVID poses the same threat as the flu, okay, in a seminal pandemic moment. The prime minister made the announcement on Friday. He said, we're going to downgrade the disease to class two, from class two to class five. We're treating COVID-19 as a normal part of medical services rather than a medical emergency.

So that's happening in Japan. That should be happening in many places around the world. And I thought it was happening here, But nope, we can't have that. We've got to still consider it a pandemic because we want to have the rules and the lockdowns and wear masks. And we're trying to get everyone to wear masks again. And it's a fine line between how we want to do this. If you haven't got the vaccine by now, you're probably not going to get it.

I'm going to go out on a limb. That's just me. I'm going to go out on a limb. If you haven't got it by now, you're not going to get it. Okay? And that's, you know, they need to just give up the push. but they're still on it. And just aside from that, maybe,

and this is just me thinking out loud, perhaps the administration is now a little bit more concerned with more classified documents that they found at our president's home. You know, his Delaware home. Yeah, we just, look, 13-hour search, and sure they found six more items with classified markings.

And I like that terminology, six more items, six more items with classified markings. That doesn't necessarily mean like six pieces of paper. That's what they want you to believe. Six, you know, little six, it's items. So how big were the items was a box considered an item? Was a giant thick folder considered an item? I don't know.

I don't know the answer to this. I just know that I like how it's being used as six more items with classified markings. Just six little old items. That's it, though. And therefore, they're so old. It doesn't matter. They're so old.

And they're going to make the argument that they're old. And we have so many things that are filed and classified under the classified markings. That's just, that's old thinking. And so there's no there there. Okay? We've cooperated with everything. Have you? have you?

It just kind of feels like something bigger is coming. Maybe it's just me. And, you know, I know I try to stay away from politics on this show, so I'll leave it at that. Six more items of classified markings found

at President Biden's Delaware residents. You know, why are we looking for them now? What prompted them to look for these items? In the beginning, in the first place, they knew about some of them, if not all of them, prior to the November election, which we, you know, just happened to forget to mention, yeah, we don't worry.

I don't worry about it before the election. And we also now just feels like something bigger is going to happen. Something bigger is going to drop. And they're going to try to say that they've cooperated with authorities in their investigation. So there's no reason why this is anything different. And it could be wrong. You know what? I could be wrong.

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Just a reminder that you might as well live your life as if everything about you is on the internet. just be okay with it. You don't have to be okay with it. Just know that that's the way it is. And you just do everything that you could possibly do to make it okay. I see where a copy of the U.S. No Fly List has been leaked after being stored on an unsecure server connected to a commercial airline.

Oh, okay. No problem. So the hacker said, yeah, it was just bored. So, I was looking around. On the server, there was a large amount of company data, and there was private information about its employees. There was also a file containing a copy of a 2019 edition of the No Fly List,

and it includes names and birthdays, more than 1.5 million entries. But many of those entries are aliases that all reference the same person. So it's so much bigger than he thought it would be. The TSA says, yeah, we're aware. and we're investigating in coordination with our federal partners. Don't worry about it. The U.S. is maintained a no-fly list for decades, but its number was much smaller in the days before 9-11.

Yeah, no kidding. So the recent estimates put the total number at somewhere between 47 and 81,000 people. I would tend to say that it's at least 81,000, thanks to COVID and post-COVID flight times when we were kicking. picking people off. I don't know if, you know, they said that a lot of these people were going to end up on the no-fly list. I don't know if they did or not. Can you get off the no-fly list? How do you get off the no-fly list? I guess you just hack in and take your name off the list. And this was from 2019. So, I mean, it hadn't been updated. They just split it over there on their unsecured ads old. Move it over there. Nobody cares.

All right. So again, just live your life the best way you can. but just know that your information is out there. Like the information that we're getting that claims Nancy Pelosi has reportedly summoned priests to exercise her home of evil spirits. I mean, does that mean she's not going to live there anymore? Oh, thank you. Be here all week. So apparently, former House Majority Leader, Nancy Pelosi,

who's still in the, you know, she's still in Congress. She's just not the Speaker of the House anymore. She summoned priests to rid her San Francisco home of all the evil spirits after David Depepepe de Pappe de Pape attacked her hubby with a hammer and according to her daughter Alexandra I think that weighed really heavy on her soul. I think she felt really guilty yeah I think that really broke her over Thanksgiving. She had priests coming trying to have an exercise of the house and having prayer services. Really? Because, you know, I know that San Francisco's archbishop,

Salvatore, Clodino, banned Nancy from receiving Holy Communion in her church. I know that happened. I know that we reached out to Father Arturo Albano, the pastor of St. Vincent DePaul Church, that's Pelosi's local parish. he said not from my staff we were not involved in any such right so

was that really true is there a black market can we get black market priests to come in and do exorcisms that's awesome that's awesome if we can I mean did we have people at Nancy Pelosi's house just we bring them in

we'll bring the choirs in I don't know. I don't know. Could that happen? Sure. I don't know. I was looking up the actual exorcism prayers this morning. And I went to one Catholic site and it said an exorcism prayer, warning to be said by a priest only.

So, I mean, this is a prayer against Satan and his rebellious angels. Okay. This is a simple prayer. must be said by a priest only. All right. In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost, amen. This is prayer to St. Michael, the Arch Angel. We were just talking about St. Michael.

The guy tried to steal the statue and got stabbed, donned down the head with the axe, with the swords. It's not an axe. It's a sword from St. Michael. And that's what happens. Don't mess. Don't mess with the statues of St. Michael, the Archangel, man. So I don't know if I want to read any more.

more. Most glorious prince of the heavenly armies, St. Michael the Archangel defend us. I know that there's a secret there's a secret kind of thing in the Catholic Church for the exorcisms.

They have special priests anointed to go out and exercise people who are you know, yeah, poisoned with the devil. But I don't think that they would go to Nancy Pelosi's house. All right. I mean, I mean, maybe you just, you have a witch come in, throw some dust around.

I was told by a witch a long time ago, and I do this. I do this every time I move into a new dwelling. I put sea salt in every corner of that house. And I mean every corner. not just a couple of corners, every corner, windowsill corners, room corners, everywhere. And I put sea salt in those corners, man, because that keeps the ghosts out.

That keeps the evil spirits out. So I'm all for that. If that works, I don't know that it does. I mean, I'm still here. But I'm just saying, I don't know if Nancy called on them or not, the people around her, the churches around her, saying,

no, not from us. Not from us. So, just know that when you're calling on the most glorious prince of the heavenly army, St. Michael, the archangel, you better know what you're doing. Because something might come breaking through.

It's all I'm saying. It's possible. And I don't think you want to be there when that something comes breaking through. That's all I'm saying. saying in the name of the father of the son and the holy ghost amen okay so there's a couple of stories here that i don't know which way to go with them they're animals who have killed humans now this show believes humans first no question however these two stories i want to believe like this this first story is a uh about a guy in south africa who was a former soccer player big time star

who's in his south african home is ex-wife or no he's an ex-wife or no he's an ex-fif footballer, his wife discovered him in the backyard in their garden, and he was killed because he was attacked by his dogs. He's got, I guess, I never say what kind of dogs they were. It just says he was found in his own backyard, bitten by his own dogs, mauled by his own dogs. And the wife found him. The wife came home, wondered where he was, checked out, I wonder where he's at. And, oh, there he is, lying at the backyard. The dogs must have eaten him. Oh, well, I'll call the authorities. Man, am I bummed out? I kind of feel like that that's be a good way to get rid of someone if you, you know, wanted to. He was 60 years old and he, you know, I guess loved his dogs. And apparently

they have some kind of power thing going on in South Africa. Huh, it's almost like it's a thing around the world where they shut the power off. You know, that's the power. People want to want too much power. So when they don't, aren't using it, we're just shut it off. And so, because that's what I was talking.

She said, she came back after load shedding, which is, ah, the power being shut down. So she came back after electricity was restored. She went inside looking for her husband.

I couldn't find him. And then, oh my gosh, there he is in the back air and lying most of us being eaten by dogs. Now, if you hadn't planned on that, you'd be shocked.

But I, there's no evidence that says that she planned it. I'm just saying, isn't it interesting that he happened to be mauled by his dogs in his own garden when she wasn't there and there was no power? Huh? That's all I'm saying. Then there's a story about a butcher at a slaughterhouse in Hong Kong that was found dead. And he is believed to have struggled with a pig. who he stunned gunned and then the pig woke back up and attacked him.

Could that have happened? Absolutely. Apparently, he was found dead with a meat cleaver and injuries. They believed that he struggled free. The guy stunged. The guy works at a butcher slaughterhouse. So how many pigs has he stunned gunned and killed? Right?

I mean, probably thousands, if not hundreds of thousands. I don't know. Maybe he was a new guy. I don't know. but he's a 61-year-old guy, so I find it hard to believe that he was a new guy. So they claim that he stunned-gunned the pig. The pig woke up, regained conscious,

knocked him over. Now, I don't know how often that happens. Perhaps it happens a lot, where they stun gun the hog, and it comes back to life, but they're right there, so they stun him again, or they take the cleaver and cut his snout off.

I don't know. I don't know. It's a slaughterhouse. That's what they do. I don't know if you know that. That's what they do. Apparently, they say they found him with a meat cleaver still in his hand and an injured left foot. And so they've yet to determine the cause of death, but it appears that he was docked over by the struggling pig and sustained a wound from the 15-inch blade. So is it possible that this happened?

100%. Absolutely could have been a complete accident like that. Although, if you wanted to get rid of someone and have it looked like it was something else that happened, what better place than a slaughterhouse and what better thing to do than to say, yeah, looks like he stunt-gunned that hog and then he came back to life

and the hog knocked him over and killed him. Sorry about it. Keep going. Is it possible? Both of those are possible. And I'm just, this is why I say humans first. Make sure you stunt those sons of guns. If you're working at a slaughterhouse

anywhere around the world, listening to chewing the fat, I'm just telling you, okay? And I know that we are supposed to be against slaughterhouses and, you know, animals are great. And they, you know, pigs are rarely violent. Okay, I got it. These are bread for our food.

Okay, that's what we breed them for. We don't, if you want a pet pig, go get a pet pig and have them be part of your life. That's not what these are for. But is it, if you wanted to get rid of someone and you work at a slaughterhouse, or you think someone is trying to get rid of you and you work out of a slaughterhouse.

Be careful. Be careful because we've already got evidence of how it happens. Okay? They're going to get rid of you, and then they're going to make it look like the pig attacked you. Just saying it could happen at any point. All right, I'll leave you with the joke of the day,

a dad joke of the day sent to me through email, Chewing the fat at the blaze.com from, Eric, thank you, Eric. And just take this with you. Use this for your kids. Use this for your parents. It's just a silly little joke. I used to think it was the dryer that was shrinking my clothes.

It turns out it was the refrigerator all along. I used to think it was the dryer that was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator all along. you can use your own room shot stream and subscribe to more Blaze media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts