Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - They Wouldn't Lie!... | 10/25/23

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

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were glued onto more than 500 pairs of skis that had been bolted together to pull off the annual shot ski competition. Now apparently this rivalry between Park City and Breckenridge has been going on for quite some time. It's the seventh year of the charity event. It's held along Main Street. The shot ski record now is 1,363 participants lined up and down Main Street. They lifted the horseshoe single shot ski.

Got five, four, and swigda shot of high west whiskey or apple cider. Okay, so you could participate in not drink. Isn't that cute? And then they set the world record. So congratulations to Park City, Utah for owning the new shot ski world record at 1,363 participants. Yes, the skis are all taken apart now and thrown in the back of a truck

and wait for next year to beat the record. So Breckenridge will probably beat them before next year, and they'll have to be a new record set. So good luck. That's kind of the picture of all these people holding the skis bolted together with shot glasses on them, taking a shot all at the same time. I mean, it's a good world record.

Congratulations. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fad. Okay, first dates apparently are big in the news these days, and there's several that are on fire. Okay, first we have the woman in Atlanta who was mad. She went on her first date, and she ordered four dozen oysters. Four dozen oysters! And the guy who was out on the date with the...

the girl. Got up to go to the bathroom and never came back. No, I'm not paying for your $185. $488 oyster dinner. He did respond to a text.

She texted him saying, running out on a tab is crazy. He responded, I offered to take you out for drinks and you ordered all that food. And also, I guess he offered to pay for the drinks over cash app. So my favorite comment about this date is if you eat 48 oysters in a day, you're a

walrus. That is hilarious. So if you go out on the first date, I guess ordering 48 oysters is out. Don't forget that. Then there's the Las Vegas man who was robbed after he was taking his sugar daddy's girl to the U2 show. show at the sphere. And he had like 50 grand stole. So the woman has now been charged, Haley McNally. She was arrested for allegedly taking the cash and casino chips belonging to the man in his 50s, who she met on seeking arrangements.

Connets Sugar Babies and Daddies. Oh, yeah. So he met the woman. And then they ended up. met the woman on the dating site five weeks earlier. He became her sugar daddy. He arranged to spend the weekend with her at Caesar's Palace in exchange for $2,500. Okay.

That's not a bad weekend. Sex was discussed, but never happened. Uh-huh. Right. There's no way. There's no way. We're on our way to the U-2 show. Yeah.

Maybe not full sex, but something's happening. Okay. Something is happening. And plus, he met her weeks ago, and sex was only discussed as being a sugar. No, thank you. I do not believe that. But, okay. So, apparently, they were going to the U2 show.

And he had been, okay, so prior to that, they had their little get-together. And she asked if she could, I want some money and I have it in my purse. Can I leave my purse in your safe in your room? And the answer to that should be go to the front desk. I'm sure Caesars has a safe you can keep your purse in. But no, he said, sure. Here's the code to my safe. Yeah, so his personal belongings, including $50,000 in cash,

and $7,000 worth of casino chips were in the safe as well. So then they're off to the YouTube. show. During about 15 minutes into the U2 show, I got to go to the bathroom. Oh man, do I have to go to the bathroom? Darn it. And then she never came back. And after about 15

minutes, he was like, hey, he texted her, you okay? There was no response. So then he waited another hour. Another hour. And he said at that time, that's when he realized, oh no. I better

call Caesars and tell him to place my room on lockdown. Too late. That was already all gone. The hotel surveillance footage had her entering the floor of the victim's hotel. About a half hour later, she was leaving the hotel with multiple bags, and she was supposed to be at the concerts at this time as well. So police recovered $11,700 in cash, $5,200 in casino chips during the search of her apartment. So she's charged with grand larceny of more than $25,000 and residential burglary

both felonies and was released on bail. I mean, she had the card to get in his room. She had the safe code. How is that burglary? She was just going to get her stuff. We'll see what happens to this course. She's going to, in front

of the judge on November 22nd. So hopefully maybe sugar daddies and, what is it, sweet connections will provide. provide her with an attorney worth your wild. Probably not. I mean, sweet connections are like, no, you're a private contractor.

We got nothing to do with you. We, after you hook up with someone, it's all on you. Then I see a list. I'm glad, I mean, dating is such a stretch of foreign language to me. I don't even remember dating. It's been so long. I've been married to how many wives now? And, I mean, what people consider a date, I do not.

Like, I know I don't want to get into that. That's something that probably I should talk about. But this list talks about places women absolutely refuse to go or should absolutely refuse to go on a first date. Okay. So there's, what, 28 or 29 places you should refuse to go. used to go to on a first date. Cheesecake Factory. Applebee's.

Chili's. Chipotle. Olive Garden. The movies. Your house. Any fast food chain. Buffalo Wild Wings. Wing Stop.

Red Lobster. A buffet. IHop. Denny's. The gym. Church. Starbucks. Coffee.

dates, ice cream dates, family functions, movie night, Netflix, Hulu, etc. Somewhere that requires a long drive. Bowling, nightclubs, hookah, this list cannot be real. Bowling, nightclubs, hookabar, a bar for just drinks, Waffle House, and it can't be real, and sports events. There's nothing left. So, I mean, that's the list cannot be real. I'm sorry, it just cannot be real.

because there's nothing left to go out on a first date. Some of them movies, I kind of understand because there's no talking. You're just sitting there watching a movie and not doing anything else, I might add. No, no, no, no. You're not at the movies doing that. Probably shouldn't be.

Anyway, the, and you know, I mean, we can't stop off at I hop on the way out. We could talk at I hop. Uh, bowling? I mean, first of all, if you're taking someone bowling on a first day, check yourself. All right, check yourself. Oh, I want to go bowling?

Let's go out. We'll go bowling. Okay. That sounds like fun. We go to the bowling alley. Oh, they have bowling at a main event. Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, never mind.

A bar for just drinks. That's where I met you. Is that a bar for just drinks? Why can't we go there again? Nightclub. That's where I met you. Why can't we just go there again? Atlas is not real.

So if you're going on a first date, just make sure that you and your first date person, whomever that may be. Just be prepared for the first date, baby. Oh, yeah. I'll pick you up. We'll go to Waffle House. And then,

We'll knock down some pins. And that will go back to your house. Oh, yeah. And then maybe we'll get 48 oysters and eat like walruses. It'll be a great day. If you haven't checked out the new Blaze website, you need to do so at theblaze.com. Add free experience.

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So our girl, Cher, who is 77 now. You know where you love her. She is saying that the love affair with her new boyfriend, A.E. Edwards, who is 37 is back on. And she has never been happier. She opened up about her relationship with Alexander A.E. Edwards admitting that, well, he doesn't have a clue about most of the things I'm talking about. He doesn't get most of my references, but he's just so much fun to be around. Isn't he though? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. He's 40 years younger. guys who are 77 aren't doing what Alexander does to me.

Okay, that's exactly where we're at. Oh, he doesn't get what I'm talking about. I don't care. So they're back together, and he has a great sense of humor, and he's got the cutest son in the world. I just love him, as much as I love my own kids who are older than he is, and I love him. the other day, I was talking about, you know, Clark Gable.

And who doesn't talk about Clark Gable in today's world? I mean, most 77-year-olds still don't talk about Clark Gable, but Cher does. And she, and he, I'm sure he looked at her like, yeah, I wasn't even born. So, sorry, okay. But we get each other. He's got a great sense of humor. and laugh. Oh yeah.

We just laugh and laugh and laugh. I just love him so much. He's got diamond teeth, tattoos, white hair. Sure, he's 40 years younger than me. But, man, the fun I'm having. I seriously, that's all in a share. You're not fooling anymore. It's okay. It's okay. I'm all for it. Bless your heart. Don't forget you said you were going to leave

if Trump got elected, by the way. You're going to move out of the country. You did say that. Because the last time I was just so difficult for you. Uh-huh. Okay. But I just want you to know that I'm happy that you're happy. And I'm happy, you know, that I'm sure that Alexander wants nothing more from you, but just that friendly relationship than any, they're not. They're not. They're 37 year old would have with the 77 year old d email exactly exactly so bless your heart and really share is i mean turning back a little time see what i did there you may want to dry your eyes for this next little headline uh the next mission impossible movie is now delayed by at least a year to 2025 due to the ongoing Hollywood Actors' Strike.

I know. I know I understand. It's a huge blow to the Mission Impossible Tom Cruise fans, but what are you going to do? There's an actor strike. And you can't do anything about, well, anything. Well, the actors are still on strike. They're back at the table now.

We'll see if they can work out a deal. My guess is, my guess is the deal will be working. out probably in the next week or so because everyone's starting to take a hit now and we've got to get the content moving so whatever has to be done let's get it done but that certainly doesn't look to be the case I'm just guessing but even with the guess even if they come back and say it weren't it's over you're not getting the next mission impossible until 2025 so dry your eyes and we'll see if anheuser-bush bud light can keep their foot out of of their mouth or whatever they put in their mouth.

I see where they announced that they are now back in partnership with UFC as the official global beer partner and will receive integration into the UFC assets, live events, broadcast features, in arena promotion, original content distributed through UFC's digital and social channels. So they're fighting back. Bud Light is definitely fighting back. I saw where Bud Light even had posted on their social media. We're proud to announce it starting in 2024.

We'll announce again to be official beer sponsor of UFC. And they have them, you know, cracking over him on Bud Light can. We're back. I mean, they already, Bud Light is all over the NFL as well. They're just hopefully quietly making their way back into the world without too much to do. And we'll see if it works. We'll see if it works.

Congratulations to Dana White and UFC and Bud Light and Anheiser Bush and well just good luck. Good luck because I mean, I've taken quite a hit. I have taken quite a hit. And it was all over Dylan Dingleberry, Mulvaney. All over that. It wasn't just that, Jeff.

Oh, I know. I know. But it kind of was. Be sure to follow me on all my social media accounts at Jeffrey JFR on X, where you can tweet me. You can follow me on Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.

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and you know I'll do it that's the way Camio works but it's not free that one that costs money so whatever they charge they charge and everybody gets their cut and we're just happy go lucky that's just the way it works I see where the ACLU announced that they're going to sue the state of Tennessee

over an HIV-related law. So they're suing Tennessee for their aggravated prostitution statute that targets people with HIV with harsh punishment and lifetime sex offender registration. This law is unconstitutional and disproportionately affects black and transgender women. Yeah. So, instead of criminalizing HIV,

which disproportionately targets people who are already socially and financially marginalized, lawmakers should invest in evidence-based public health support for people with HIV. Tennessee, we'll see you in court.

Love the ACLU. That was for me, not them. I will say, so just remember, if you're in Tennessee and you think to yourself, you know, I think about maybe hook it up with, you know, a prostitute. No, no, no, no, no. No, stop.

That's good. There's another story I have, too, that we can play that today, too. We can't. It's all the whole show. Just be that underneath it. So I would say, I would ask. I would ask, hey. Hey, Tranny, that you're standing on the corner.

Have you got HIV? Don't they have to tell you? Of course. A prostitute, a trans... A tranny prostitute wouldn't lie, right? There's no way. So, I would ask, anyway, just to be... Just to be safe.

Just... Just ask, that's all I'm saying. Just ask. So, there's another law in Tennessee that prohibits a person who knows... they have HIV from engaging in prostitution. There you go. Or soliciting prostitution.

Or being an inmate in a house of prostitution. Wait, you can be an inmate in a house of prostitution? Okay. African American men are six times more likely to die from HIV than non-Hispanic white males. Okay. I just ask. That's all I just ask.

It can't hurt. Well, okay, so it might, but ask. It's very important just to ask. You don't have HIV, do you? When I got a great deal on a great gift at winners, I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list? Like this designer fragrance for my daughter. It's just $39.99, how could I resist?

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Who died today? Who died today? Richard Roundtree. Richard Roundtree, the trailblazing actor, known for his work in Shaft. No, stop with the music, okay? It was a different kind of music. and Roots is dead at the age of 81, rest in peace. Don't look at me like that. He died from pancreatic cancer, okay, at his home in Los Angeles.

He was surrounded by family and their mourning the loss of Richard Roundtree. Dead, the age of 81. Rest in peace. Remember the story we talked about how the semi-truck driver was, had a dime? stolen in a parking lot. The truck driver was bound from Miami, pulled into a parking lot to sleep, and during the night, thieves

made off with a portion of his cargo, $750,000 in dimes. Should have been weighing about six tons, yeah. And they showed a photo, you know, thousands of coins were left scattered all over the parking lot there

in Philadelphia. Yeah, no kidding, because dimes are heavy. Just so you know that. So I guess they, well, first of all, the entire shipment was $750,000 worth of dimes. They ended up taking about $234,500 in stolen dimes. That's a lot of dimes. It's more than 10. Just so you know, I'm not going to break down the whole math for you,

but I'm just telling you that's more than 10. So apparently it was part of a spree of robberies from tractor trailers in the area. What? there was a spree of crimes and tractor trailers in Philadelphia area. Huh. Yes. I know. Surprise.

And so they netted frozen crab legs, shrimp, meat, beer, and liquor. So I'm sure that when they broke into the back of the truck, there's the surveillance video shows the six men dressed in gray hoodies armed with bolt cutters, approached the truck in the middle of the night, and then loading the coins into smaller. bags and into a waiting truck. Maybe they did know it was times. I don't know. So they finally

have arrested four Philadelphia, man. Rakeem Savage, Ronald Bird, Hanif Palmer, and Malik Palmer, conspiracy, robbery, theft of government money and other charges. I mean, they're just tacking

a gun. And governor, yes, it was going to the mint, Jeff, these coins, okay? They were going to be these dimes were converted into cash I guess the only way to tell who stole them was the guy standing in front of the coin machine at Walmart for three days. How long are you going to

be? I got another couple days. I got a couple more buckets out in the truck. See, that's what they should use my plan. Once they took the dimes, they should not have tried to get rid of them. That should have just been stashed and you slowly but surely.

You know how long it would take you to roll up $200,000 worth of dimes? You better have to just to go steal another tractor trailer full of crab legs and move on. So I didn't know that you could use blood from a dog to a cat, but I guess you can't. The Humane Society shared a Facebook post detailing the story of how the blood from the six-year-old dog had been used to help a kitten that was believed to have been suffering from flea anemia. You don't want that. You don't want to suffer from fleaemia, no matter what kind of handle you are. So the animal, you know, the cat had been covered in fleas and, you know, wobbly weak and lethargic. Yeah, that's fleaemia. So flea infestation

might only affect a small percentage of healthy red blood sales in the body, but for this tiny guy, The impact was far greater. He needed blood, and he needed it now. So they just stole it from a dog. And I guess the dog okayed it. Yep, we're going to take blood from you and see if we can save the cat. And we did. So Brett Michaels, Mr. Rockstar, Mr. Big Time Rockstar, heard about the story,

and he wanted to adopt the doggy blood donor. He didn't want the cat. Michael said a statement, let's see. knowing that he gave blood to save the life of a kitten. I couldn't work fast enough to adopt this husky and extend the awesome quality of little Brett Jr.'s life. So he raced to adopt the dog, but not the cat. The cat was the one that was in trouble.

The dog, they just hooked the dog up and took blood from him. Thanks, Brett. Appreciate it. You too, baby. Love you too. I love animals just as much as you. Unwrap holiday magic at Holt Renfrew with gifts that say I know you. From festive and cozy fashion to Lux Beauty and Fragrant Suts.

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And then tried to cut the engines. Then he said, he later told police that he'd been struggling with depression. Okay. So you're going to kill everybody on the plane? Yes. So they filed 83 counts of attempted murder against an airline pilot Joseph David Emerson. So he told his attorney, entered not guilty pleas on his behalf. Now, the flight crew went on to talk about how he said that he'd been struggling with depression. A friend recently died and he had taken psychedelic mushrooms about 48 hours before he attempted to cut the engines.

he also said he had not slept for more than 40 hours okay police said he didn't appear intoxicated at the time of the interview and the flight crew said they didn't notice any signs of impairment they said that they he attempted to shut down the engines on the flight then they walked him back

to the back of the plane and tied his hands up in the back so he couldn't go he asked them to tie his hands up because he felt like something else was going to happen. Well, then he tried to grab the emergency door and open that before when they were on their way to Portland where it was diverted. So then, you know, the 80 people, obviously, they arrest him and off and they changed the flight. The flight attendant had stopped him from doing that. So he's now been relieved of all his duties for Alaska Airlines. Wait, what?

Yeah, he's not going to be able to fly for them anymore. And we'll find out later what happens if it was all just the mushrooms. But, I mean, he told him, cuff me now, and he said, I've messed everything up. I tried to kill everybody. Okay. Now, again, I say if you were to cut off, his deal was that he was going to pull the flame, the fire retardant system. which then cuts off the engines of the planes.

You would think, or at least you would hope, that the pilots, you know, if he were to have done that, the pilots would have went, what did you just do, you idiot? Turn the engines back on. So it would have been okay. That's what you hope. But thankfully, they didn't have to do that.

But it was all because of mushrooms. so be careful don't be taking mushrooms man it can be dangerous you could you know get on a plane and crash it that's not what they do Jeff okay I just know

that's what this guy did the pilot took some shrooms and I had a relapse and decided that he was just going to crash the plane I'm telling you what I don't have to worry about the lottery anymore I got another email from Mr. Dave Pastor

now the head The headline heading on the email is from Mr. Dave Pastor, but the email address is Neil Coker at templejc.edu. And it's attention beneficiary. All right. I'm living large. To whom it may concern.

I am writing you, oh, no, I want to read it word for word the way it's typed. I am writing to inform you sequel to the notification received from G. leaders and authorization from the International Monetary Fund, IMF in parentheses, to release your fund inheritance accredited to you. Meanwhile, a woman came to our office saying that she is your personal attorney by name Doris Jordan from Philadelphia, United States. You are required to notify this office if truly that Doris Jordan is your personal attorney, as we did not give her the scan copy of your draft payment waiting for verification

from your bank. If this said lady is your attorney, we shall be sending your draft to her by courier. But if she is not your representative, let's terminate every arrangement in place of delivering your draft to her address in Philadelphia. I await your immediate response. Mr. Dave chairman, chief executive officer, Heritage Trust, Bank. Nowhere in there doesn't tell me how much this is worth. How much is my inheritance? Do I need to reach out?

It doesn't matter what it is, Jeff. But the important thing is that, you know, it's your inheritance. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't have a lot of dealings with G8 leaders. I'm not a big member of the International Monetary Fund. I know that may come as a surprise, but it's the way it is.

I'm not a big member of the International Monetary Fund. So I have no idea who Doris Jordan is. As a matter of fact, I don't even know who the hell Mr. Dave Pastor is. But they continue to send me emails off and on. And if they give me an amount, then I really consider about replying. But without amounts, I can't help you, Dave. Sorry. I know.

I'm bummed too. Oh, and hey, congratulations to the Arizona Diamondbacks for beating the Philadelphia Phillies. Going to the World Series to take out the Texas Rangers. Honestly, I didn't think the Arizona Diamondbacks had it in them. But they did. Man, they did. Amazing. I thought it was going to be the Phillies year.

Uh-uh. Wrong. I think the Phillies thought it was going to be their year, too. And then they went up to bat and realized that they had to hit the baseball. Which they didn't do. And so they can't win without doing that in baseball. It's funny how that happened. It's just amazing.

I've watched very little baseball. I told you yesterday. I've watched very little baseball this year. But it was, man, watching the playoffs makes me just miss playing baseball so much. I love playing baseball. So anyway, it's a fun thing. Congratulations to the Diamondbacks and the Rangers

going into the World Series. First game of the World Series Friday night. All right, so I'll leave you with a joke of the day. My wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, what do we do? The husband says,

I'm no expert, but I wouldn't spank him. I'm no expert. But I wouldn't spank him. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.