Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - They're Fine... | 10/16/23
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Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher
So Family Dollar, you know
the variety discount store
recently have initiated
multiple recalls
on products ranging from
over-the-counter drugs to
toothpaste sold at
their regional chains
in nearly two dozen
states. Now they first
issued the announcement
at the beginning of
October, which was
then sent
out like four or five days later
by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
And this was, of course,
out of an abundance
of caution. No one,
we haven't seen any complaints
or heard any complaints.
This is just completely
for your safety.
The recall is a
wide range of items, including
cold medicine,
pain relievers,
mouthwash,
moisturizers,
vitamins,
along with my favorite,
and more.
So the affected products
were sold in 23 states
from June 1st
through October 4th.
And they apparently
say the recall is being conducted
because they were left in
too warm a space
and shouldn't have been
shipped out to
stores. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, did I say too warm of stuff? It could have been cold because they say
it was, they were stored outside of labeled temperature requirements. So then Family Dollar
inadvertently shipped these products to some of the stores. So be on the lookout. Those of you
go into the Family Dollar, you know where it's at in your neighborhoods, right down there to the left.
And you drive by it every day and probably once.
every month you've stopped in and say oh let's see what they've got well take it easy uh don't purchase
um you know toothpaste don't purchase moisturizers mouthwash pain relievers vitamins and most importantly
don't purchase and more welcome welcome to chewing the fat so i was looking at this uh story
with the headline of how often Americans
really shower
survey. And
I was a little disconcerted
actually. This is a new survey
on hygiene habits.
UGov asked
5,713 U.S. adults
about their bathing habits.
Okay. So think
about this. How often do you
shower? Less than
once a week?
1% of the people
answered less than
once a week. How about once a week? How about that? Two percent of the people only shower
once a week. All right, what about once every six days? Isn't that within the week? One percent of
the people. How about once every five days? Two percent of the people. Every four days? Two percent of
the people. So there are people walking around that have not showered. I promise you that. Six percent of
the respondents said,
uh,
if we shower
once every three days.
Oh, okay.
Uh,
how about once every two days?
What do you say?
20%
that's a big number.
20% of the people
shower every two days.
Okay.
All right.
How about once a day?
51%.
So almost half of the people you run into
on a daily basis
have not showered.
Uh,
That does not bode well.
More than once a day.
11%.
Well, that just depends on what you do.
You may have a job where you shower,
you shower before you go to work and after you go to work.
You may have a job to where you shower just, you know,
there's no need for you to shower until you come home from work.
So you go to bed, clean, you get up, go to work,
and then you shower when you go home to work.
Some places you've got to be clean going into work.
You're supposed to be anyway.
So you shower before you go to work.
So twice a day, that's a tough one.
That does happen from time to time, depending on what you're doing around the house,
what you're doing at work, that's tough.
So it's amazing to me that almost half of the people that we run into on a daily basis
do not shower at least once a day.
Ooh, easy, easy, okay?
Just easy is all I'm saying.
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And then that got me thinking about the Walking Dead.
how many, I mean, they're showering
a lot less.
I don't know if you know.
It's got to be some serious funk going out
in the Walking Dead.
No doubt about it.
We just got done with the final episode,
the season finale of the Walking Dead
Daryl Dixon last night.
It was really good.
For those of you listening live,
today is the 16th of October.
The new Talking Walking Dead is up.
If you are a subscriber to the show,
you saw it post earlier today.
day. Awesome. The show was
so good. And so many beautiful
places in France on the
show. I mean, they're in Paris.
We did get to see the catacombs, and we
see the Eiffel Tower, and then
they were also at the Montemoisre
Abbey, which
is, was a
Benedicting
monastery for a while.
For a while. You know, back in
I don't know, 949 AD.
It's the
oldest part. It's just beautiful.
And then they, in the last episode,
was it this episode the first time we saw?
Yeah, I think it was.
We saw the Mont Saint Michael in Normandy,
which is gorgeous.
And it's on the coastline.
And it can only be accessed at low tide.
It is beautiful.
It became a fortress.
It was unpenetrated for the entirety of the hundred
years war between England and France.
Two major sieges.
Nope.
Sorry.
Nothing about it.
King Louis, the ninth, I think, wanted to turn the island into the main chapel for the order.
And then he said, now you know we'll make it a prison.
Ah, nobody can get there.
We'll make it a prison.
So now it is a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
And it has a population of 29 people.
So I don't know how they got to go ahead.
had for talking for uh walking dead darrell dixon to film there but it is beautiful it's awesome oh do you
mean those shots when they were inside maybe they weren't actually inside maybe it was just filmed from
the outside yeah that's possible that's very possible but it is uh what a what a cool thing so if you
haven't seen darrell dixon the walking dead yet um well for sure listen to talking walking dead
Hello with Jason Butchell and my son Maximus and myself
And we'll walk you through those episodes
But some beautiful footage from France
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Of the Walking Dead, Daryl Dixon
All right, let's go to the break room
I need something cold to drink desperately
So you know who I'm getting kind of tired of
Taylor Swift
That's all
I think that's great
She's the new
Queen of the world. I got it.
But she's definitely doing what she's supposed to do
because she's plastered everywhere.
She showed up at the award.
She showed up on Saturday Night Live.
Cal Travis was there.
And then this was her big weekend for the Ares Tour movie.
And the reports were, it's going to be $95, $97 million.
They were saying, maybe not so fast.
Only $94 million.
I spit on $94 million.
Now overall, globally, you're looking at $126, $130 million.
She was already, the pre-sales were already over $100 million.
So it became the highest gross concert film in domestic box office history,
surpassing the entire $73 million run of Justin Bieber,
never say never in 2011.
And depending on the final weekend tally,
it's potential to set an October box office benchmark,
which is currently held by 2019's Joker with $96 million.
Oh, she'll beat that already.
She's already there.
She's going to beat that.
I was really surprised that there really wasn't any promotion for the movie.
She just announced it on social media.
She's only got 350 million followers.
So, you know, when she posts something,
A few people see it.
She's almost, you know what, I'm almost there.
I'm not quite up to 350 million followers.
So if you could follow me on X at Jeffrey JFR, Instagram, and Facebook is Jeff Fisher Radio.
My Instagram is just about it at Taylor's level.
I'm just getting there.
I'm just getting there.
So follow me, Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram.
You can follow me on my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
You can always email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.
And you can always order a cameo from me at Jeffrey JFR.
That's not free.
But, you know, you just tell, type in what you want.
Happy, glad, sad, mad, mean.
And then Cameo sends me a message.
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So thank you for that at Jeffrey JFR on Cameo.
So apparently people, I should say people, parents in Florida.
Well, they're people too, Jeff.
No, I know.
So apparently parents in Florida are a little upset at a teacher,
a teacher that was teaching a class at the Academy of Innovative Education in Miami Springs.
I guess the teacher wanted a day off, so we show the class a movie.
In my history, whenever a teacher needed some time off to go outside and, you know, catch a butt
or hook up with the social studies teacher or whatever
or just sit in the back no no you know head down to the janitor's room
and uh yeah uh i got the kids watching a movie
oh i want to come down here and take a couple hits on the old
the old bonkster before i go back for the class and what do you got him watching
well i turned down a movie uh winnie the poo
honey and blood should be good.
It's fine for those fourth graders.
Don't worry about it.
Wait, what?
Yeah, yeah.
I put it on Winnie the Pooh.
Is that the slasher movie?
Where Winnie the Pooh character turns into a murderous savage?
That one?
Yeah, they're fine.
They're fine.
I'll get back to them in just a second.
Let me have another hit of that.
It should be, they're fine.
They're fine.
I've been gone long enough.
I should probably get back to class.
About 30 minutes, I'll check it out.
The kids were like, hey, what are we watching this for?
It ran for like 30 minutes.
Now, I have not seen honey and blood.
So I don't know what happens in the first 30 minutes.
I'm guessing it isn't a love story.
I'm guessing the movie doesn't start with a love story, but I don't know.
Apparently, some of the kids said, hey, can you shut that off?
We don't really want to watch it.
I mean, it's about the character who turns into a monster
and Christopher Robin goes off to college.
I mean, it's just a fun adult movie
spin on Winnie the Pooh, right?
And he becomes a serial killer monster.
You want the fourth graders to see that?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
And plus, after that happened, you know,
that the principal is like, wait, what, you weren't here to a view of the movie?
You didn't see what was happening?
I had to go down to the janitor's room and just check with the janitor, you know,
because it had some cleaning to do.
And it took longer than I expected.
You know what I'm saying?
Parents are a little upset as well.
I mean, fourth graders watching Winnie the Pooh, honey and blood.
So, man, how's that homeschooling sound now, huh?
I know.
I know.
In fourth grade, though.
I'm thinking in fourth grade, I was, could I have,
fourth grade, that I've handled Winnie the Pooh, honey and blood.
Yeah, I guess I could have.
I probably would have been one of the kids in the back going,
she's down in the janitor's room smoking dope.
Just let it roll.
You don't like it, go out in the hallway.
Because I probably could have put up.
with it. But a lot of parents
have an issue.
Damn those parents.
You see where I finally,
I guess we finally get the news that
Sir Michael Cain is retiring
from acting. He's
90 now. I feel like we talked about
him retiring before. He did
an interview
where he said he was thinking about
retiring, right? But he was waiting for
this latest film that just came out
the Great Escapeer.
And so he was doing an
interview on BBC Radio
4's Today
show, which, man,
I love the BBC
Radio 4's
today show.
And he was on there and he was talking to him
and he said, I figured I've had a
picture where I've played the lead
and it's got incredible reviews.
The only parts I'm likely to get now
are old men. Yeah, I don't know,
Michael. I'm sorry, Sir Michael.
You're 90.
So, and I thought, well,
I might as well leave with all of this.
What have I got to do to beat this?
So he's confirmed that,
you know what?
I keep telling people I'm going to retire.
Well, I am now.
So no more Michael Cain.
We're done with him.
I love Michael.
I love a lot of his work, man.
He's awesome.
He's made a lot of money.
He's been in all kinds of parts that are just great.
And so go ahead, Michael.
Take a break.
You're 90.
Stop working.
I mean, he picks a,
chooses what he wants anyway.
He does not like
Michael goes, you know,
I really want that part.
If he wanted a part, they're going to give it to him
unless he's not, I mean, he's not
he's not playing
the young leading man now.
But if there's a movie
role that they could make, he sees a movie
and he goes, you know, I
think I could play that part.
Turn it into this. No, no,
no, no. Stop it.
Michael is the love interest of the 90-year-old man.
Hey.
Michael's not doing nursing home business.
He's way beyond that.
That's sad.
Did you even think to put that in for Michael?
Because it's just sad.
Although, now I want to see Michael Kane.
Nursing home business.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Let me slide this wheelchair on over here.
No.
Is that a cane or are you just happy to see me?
Oh, yeah.
All right, stop.
No, that's just stop it.
That's not even funny.
I'm sorry, Sir Michael.
Sorry.
Take the part, though.
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Who died today?
Who died today?
Suzanne Summers has died today at the age of 76.
Suzanne Summers, you remember her from Three's company and dead at the age of 76.
It says in this article that she's best known for roles in TV.
three's company and she's the sheriff.
I don't even remember she's the sheriff,
but then as I'm thinking about it,
I guess I kind of do.
Anyway, she passed away.
She has survived breast cancer for over 23 years.
Credible.
But it finally, I guess, caught up to her.
Although, I mean, you keep looking at me like,
I think that's what it is.
I don't know.
It doesn't say, I don't know.
Her birthday was today.
She was supposed to be seven.
77 today.
And so she was ready to have a big birthday party.
And no.
Now we're having a birthday funeral.
Very sad.
So Suzanne Summers dead at the age of 76.
Then who died today again?
Piper Lorry.
Piper Lorry.
What do you say to yourself?
Piper Lorry.
When you see the picture, you'll go,
oh yeah.
Piper Lorry.
She was three-time Oscar-nominated.
Barbara Laura, she was 91.
I don't know if it was that or not.
I don't know.
It doesn't say it just says she was one of the great talents of our time and that she
was 91.
So she, you know, she retired back in the 60s, I think, or somewhere in there, 50, 60s,
to raise a family, but then decided to come back in the 70s, did Carrie, and she did a couple
other parts that, you know, were huge roles for her.
Then she played Frazier's mom in Frazier back in 99, which I believe she won an Emmy nomination.
I don't know that she actually won the award then.
I was reading about when she got her start.
She was born in Detroit, Michigan back in 1932.
And she was, for some reason, it doesn't say why she was in a high school in Los Angeles.
But at the age of 17, Universal said, yep, we like you.
and we'll pay you $250 a week.
Then for the next
seven years, she started earning
$1,750 a week
working for the studios.
You know how much?
$1,700 of $50 were in 1939?
That's a lot of money.
She was living like a queen.
She made her debut as Ronald Reagan's daughter
in the 1950 film, Louisa,
and then went on to star
in a series of undistinguished comedies and musicals.
Yeah, she just did what
the, you know, what the studio wanted.
She worked with Rock Hudson and Tony Curtis and, you know, a bunch of films.
So she's in all those early 50s film because she was working from the studio.
Yep, you're doing that.
That's what you're doing.
We're paying you $1,700 a week.
You go do that.
Learn your lines.
Don't start eating too much food.
You're looking a little pudgy.
Okay, why don't you stay away from the cafeteria?
Okay.
It's tough work.
So maybe that's when she said,
you know what?
I want to raise a family
and I don't want to have to deal with these people.
And that's exactly what happened.
Piper Lorry, dead at the age of 91.
Then we have one more.
Who died today?
Who died today?
Andriano, a former victim of Jeffrey Epstein,
was planning to start a new life
in North Carolina with her husband,
husband and her children. However,
she was found unresponsive in a hotel room in
West Palm Beach, Florida. The official cause of death?
Accidental overdose.
So, back off me.
Okay, it had nothing to do with that.
And it probably didn't have anything to do with Epstein,
although that's why she was doing drugs is because she was so
tormented from Jeffrey Epstein.
Okay. All right. Sure. You got me.
No problem.
I know she testified against Jelaine.
Maxwell is still in prison.
And she, you know, obviously was a victim of Jeffrey Epstein.
Her mom said that no one is giving her answers.
Well, yeah, her death is being ruled an accidental overdose.
There's your answer, mom.
So, Adriano, dead at the age of 36 in her hotel room.
Rest in peace.
So a Copa Airlines flight,
and I didn't know there was a Copa Airlines,
but there is.
I was headed to Tampa out of Panama City
on Friday.
And it turned back
because the cabin crew was alerted to a suspected bomb on the plane.
That's always scary. Seriously, if you're on a plane,
you don't want to, I mean, that's scary.
So they turned around, and they went
back to Panama.
They landed the plane and they got everyone off the plane and then they had to check the plane
for the bomb.
They said the bomb is right there in the bathroom and they opened it up and it was just an adult
disposable diaper.
What are we doing?
You know how pissed I'd be if I was on that flight?
Come on now.
No one.
No one said
let me check
we just went with
it's a bomb and we're going to turn this whole
thing around and
get everybody off for everyone's
safety. No one said
let me take a peek
and not one person
let me take a peek
because I'm guessing that maybe
somebody or at least I would hope
somebody would have taken a peek and said
I don't think that looks like a bomb
kind of looks like a diaper
There was due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad.
I don't think it was that.
I don't think it was that.
Although, I don't know.
They don't say that.
It could have been.
Could have been all over the bathroom.
But we just know that there was a diaper in the plate.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on now.
We have a little common sense.
Nobody checked that out back there.
It's actually a bomb.
We're going to turn this thing around.
Anybody check it out?
He didn't get it.
out and say let me check this thing out nothing we just heard that it was a bomb and we're going to
turn it around okay well thankfully everyone is okay and we you know we got back to panama we
everybody got off the plane and we hoof whew it's not a bomb and we can load our fat asses back
on the plane and get ourselves back to tampa it was just amazing to me that uh that would actually
take place but that's the world we live in isn't it
Yes. Yes, it is.
Good news, too, from what we talked about last week,
the Kaiser Permanente health care workers up in New York,
the 75,000 health care workers that walked off the job,
they always make a big deal, excluding doctors.
Yeah, we got it. Okay.
They walked off the job for three days.
And apparently they've reached a deal.
They got a new deal.
The tentative labor agreement comes in.
The walk-off actually.
worked. Now they didn't
cite any of the terms
of the new deal.
I mean, they were seeking, obviously,
higher pay and increased hiring,
of course, and always
add more.
But, so we don't know what the deal was,
but apparently, they've reached
a tentative agreement. Now, and that
could be Kaiser just going,
yeah, just tell them, we'll get them what they're
want. Get them back to work.
Once they get back to work, we'll be fine. We can screw
them again. So maybe that's very
possible. That's very possible that's happened. But UAW is still on strike. They're adding people to
their picket lines. Some Walgreens pharmacy employees walked off the job. We talked about that last week.
I was at a drive-thru window the other day and I asked the guy, he had the phone, a little phone
handle and talking to me on the window. I said, okay, it's just you and me now. So are you all for the
walkouts or everything that's going on with the Walgreens? And none of the walkouts happened here in
Texas.
And he was like,
yeah, no.
So, we'll see.
We'll see what happens.
And then the actors are still on strike.
They had a deal that apparently the
studios have walked away from the table again.
So I guess we don't have to worry about Netflix
raising their prices because Netflix said they weren't
going to raise their prices, or at least it was reported
that they weren't going to raise their prices until
the actor strike was over.
So we have that.
going for us. Good news. And Rite Aid
I see filed for bankruptcy.
It's about time. I mean, they've been struggling
forever, especially since they got
robbed on the opioid
epidemic
lawsuits, just
completely agonizing.
And we don't have to get into that. But they have more than
2,000 locations. They filed
for Chapter 11.
They are
looking for to smaller.
They're smaller than CBS and Walgreen.
and now you have Amazon and Walmart
and they've struggled to keep up sales
so they're going to restructure
and close
according to this story
several stores
and they're installing a new top executive
so they're bringing somebody in new
and they're going to close a bunch of stores
I'm sorry several
and then we'll see if they could make it work again
who knows good luck to write aid
I'm sorry that you had to go through
the opioid lawsuits because
That is agonizing.
But good luck.
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Okay, so we've got the NFL going on,
the National Football League,
which has been awesome.
There have some great games going on.
We have the college football,
the NCAA college football season.
My Missouri Tigers, I might add it back in the top 25,
under number 20, after their victory this weekend.
Awesome win against Kentucky.
We'll see how long we'll last.
But some great games.
in college football.
That Colorado game Friday night was a awesome game, if you like football.
Colorado up 29 to nothing or 29 to 3 at half time and then come back to lose.
Stanford beats him in overtime.
I love college football.
Absolutely love college football.
And then we have the WNBA finals still going,
and they have tens of people watching that finals.
I mean, tens, tens, maybe even dozens of people.
Catching the...
No, no, no, there's dozens.
Dozens of people.
I saw an overwhelming amount of stories
talking about how good the ratings were
for the WNBA.
No?
You know, they are actually
comparing it to themselves.
So they're doing better than what they were in the past.
That doesn't necessarily make them good.
And then we have the Major League Baseball.
I mean, we're coming down to the wire
in Major League Baseball.
hockey season started. Hockey season is going to go until, I don't know,
10 months from now, and it's never ending. But
we have baseball down to the wire. You've got the Texas Rangers against the
Houston Astros, and you've got the Arizona Diamondbacks against the
Philadelphia Phillies. Awesome. And then those are your final four. Then we head to the
World Series. So awesome. I mean, we're coming down to the wire. A lot of great sports
going on. And when I say great sports, I don't necessarily mean the WNBA. But
I just wanted to throw that out there
That they are
It is actually happening
It's a professional sport
Barely
But it is a professional sport
And so good luck to all involved
I thought
I told you the aces were going to win
In WNBA
And they lost yesterday
And they should have won
They should have swept the series
So now we got to wait until
Wednesday
For them to go back to Vegas
And they'll win at home
Maybe that's why they lost
So they could win it at home
I don't know, but they should have already won.
What are you doing, Aces?
What's happening?
What's going on?
So, let's pick up the pace.
I absolutely have not watched one second.
Now one second.
That one.
I thought about it.
You know, last week I thought, oh, it's on Sunday.
I can flip over and catch a little bit of it so I can honestly say I watch some of it.
Nah, football's on.
I'm not switching channels.
What do we talk?
If I switch channels, I'm going to another football game.
Not going to the WNBA.
Not going to happen.
Baseball, though.
Do they play tonight
up against Monday night football
with the Dallas Cowboys?
And you got two Texas teams.
Texas is on fire.
You got the Rangers
and the Astros.
And you got the Dallas Cowboys playing tonight.
Holy cow.
Which one do you choose if you're in Texas?
That's why you have more than one screen.
Okay.
And I don't want to hear
the TV guide
version of are the Rangers and the Astros play in the afternoon and then the diamond
backs and the Phillies play in the evening and they'll be competing for viewership against the
Monday night football game so you don't have to worry if you're in Texas if you could still
you could still catch both games it's fine.
Spare me okay spare me so I was reading a new study survey from a place called owl
labs. And
Al-Labs has been
around for, I don't know,
half a dozen years, seven years or whatever.
And they did this study
to find out how
employees feel
about employers.
And, you know, one of the things that they
found that people
like to be loyal to their companies
when they have loyalty
back. Duh.
We talk about that all the time. Everyone
wants loyalty. But to get loyalty,
you have to give it. And so they did this study about
types of work that employees want or expect
from their employees. And there's 15 different
questions here. Sixty-nine percent of the respondents
believe that their company is requiring them to work from the office
because of traditional work expectations. I hate those.
Man, do I hate those traditional work expectations?
23% of employees changed companies in 2023,
and this was more common among full-time office workers,
26% than hybrid remote workers.
Okay.
One in three workers spend 31 to 45 minutes commuting one way.
I mean, welcome.
That's living in metroplexes around the country now.
Around the world, for that matter.
Almost half, 46% of workers are polyworking with a side-house.
or additional job and to further 36% plan on starting one in the future.
Okay, so let's pause for one moment, shall we?
46% of the workers say they are already polyworking.
36%, which would get you to 82% plan on starting one.
So 36% plan on starting one.
So you get to 82% polyworking.
Okay.
That's called by.
I don't know if you know that.
That's why people are doing that.
It's just, I don't understand that they can't get that.
This is why it's happening.
One in four workers would be willing to sacrifice 15% of their annual salary for flexible working hours.
Okay.
Seems a little strange to me.
I mean, you know the job going in, right?
So you know that's what you have to do to earn the money.
Okay.
more than 58% of hybrid employees
they call this coffee badge
also known as showing face at the office
and then leaving
oh
that's awesome
how you doing? How are you doing? I'm out.
Have a nice day. Yeah, that's a good move.
56% of workers said that their level of work
related stress has increased
since last year
okay
94% of workers say that they could be convinced
to come to the office
they could be convinced to come to the office
okay
so if you're a remote worker
here's a convincing way
to get you come to the office
if you don't
you're fired
that's I mean I know those are
traditional work expectations
wow okay
if you if no longer able to work remotely
and remote workers would expect a pay increase to make up for additional costs.
Yeah, I mean, it's expensive to drive back and forth to work
or have transportation back and forth to work.
No question.
However, that's the deal you signed up for.
I know that Bidenomics, and I'm with you 100%, believe me,
you have no idea how I'm on your side on this.
But that's the deal you signed up for.
It's tough to make that.
68% of managers believe that their hybrid remote working employees are missing out on impromptu or formal or informal feedback.
Well, yeah, but they're also maybe doing a little bit more work than the rest of them.
You know, 80% of workers experience lost time due to technical difficulties during online or hybrid meetings.
Do they, do they though?
do the
you're breaking up I can't
oh damn oh no I can't
sorry no I got a
pooh man I wish I was there
sorry that's why I said in the beginning
of the pandemic
three years ago now right
three holy cow
I told everyone
you should have followed my plan
you get yourself a cut out of you
get yourself a cut out of you
and that's what you put in front of your camera
you can do anything you want
behind that cutout.
But as soon as you show up for the meeting,
hey, Bill's here.
Yep, I'm here, moving back and forth a couple times,
and you're good to go.
We wouldn't have any problems
of people diddling with themselves on camera.
I'll tell you that,
because you can do anything you want.
You got something in front of the camera.
Anyway.
Anyway, it's not like Joe Biden.
80% of workers,
44% of workers said,
janitor of AI will help them do their job
faster and more effectively
in the next five years.
Shut up.
Okay, stop speaking, 44% of the workers.
64% of respondents feel that their company
uses too many communication platforms.
You didn't get my text, you didn't get my email,
you didn't get my chat,
you didn't get my, my LinkedIn notice,
you didn't get my, I mean, it's unbelievable.
That's absolutely right.
All right, that's just a funny owl labs perspective
of people working.
I'll leave you with a joke of the day
and we'll get the heck out of here, all right?
And let's just remember, it's a joke of the day, okay?
It's just a joke of the day.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
We've all been there.
And she asked, what are you doing?
The hunting flies.
And have you killed any?
Yep.
Three males, two females.
How could you tell them apart?
Three were on a beer can.
two were on a phone.
Three, we're on a beer can.
Two, we're on a phone.
Good night.
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