Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - They’re Still Out There… | 11/17/22
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Okay, you could stop asking what I want for Christmas
because I know now what I want for Christmas.
Denny's is offering a $5.99 a $99 t-shirt that will get you free breakfast every day for a year.
That's all I want for Christmas.
So the diner chain revealed details of its wearable Black Friday promotion.
It's a everyday value T-E.
Denny said the T-R-T-E-E-D-E said the T-R-T-E.
It comes with a sewn-in QR code that lets you redeem an everyday value slam meal every single day for a year, which comes out to a value of $2,186.
The everyday value slam meal includes two eggs, two bacon strips or sausagelings, choice of two buttermilk pancakes, one slice of French toast, or a biscuit and gravy.
This is what I want for Christmas.
So stop asking me, get me this.
Now, there's going to only be 150 of these shirts available.
They will be available at this particular website link,
starting at 12 a.m. Eastern on November 24th.
The QR codes will be valid through December 31st, 2023,
in Denny's locations nationwide for Dine in...
only so stop asking me hey what do you want for christmas no you don't have to ask anymore you already
know i want the everyday value tea from denny's welcome welcome to chewing the fat so i'm torn i want to be
happy and say, hey, this is what you get.
They said, thank you, move on with your life.
But then I'm like, are you kidding me?
That's it.
So a man found and returned a $4.7 million check to the candy company.
Is it Haribu?
Haribo?
H-A-R-I-B-O.
We've all had their gummies before.
And I guess it's the Haribu, Haribou Company.
So this man was on a train platform and he saw.
a check fluttering on the platform.
He bent down, pick it up, and he said that the check was made out to Haribu
and from a German supermarket, and it was over $4,798,000.
Right?
I mean, the check that he found was worth $4,631,538 euros, and 80 cents.
So it was such a large amount.
He said, I couldn't even pronounce it.
Okay, whatever.
So not knowing what else to do, he contacted Haribu,
whose headquarters are in Grasheft, Germany,
and he let them know what they found.
A lawyer from the company got back to him
and asked him to destroy the check
and send them photographic proof that he had done so.
He did that.
Okay.
So, you know, that was it, right?
So then a few days later,
he received a box from Haribu
as a thank you for finding
and destroying the $4.7 million check inside the box was six packs of haribou gommies.
Now, he said, I thought it was a bit cheap.
Well, you did it without thinking that you were going to get any kind of reward.
At least he doesn't say that he was counting on a reward or thinking about it.
So he did it out of the goodness of his heart.
And so anything that you get is a strong thank you, right?
well, they said, and then, you know, when Haribu heard about his complaint, they responded,
well, since it was a name check, nobody but our company could have redeemed it.
It's our standard package that we send as a thank you.
Okay.
I mean, this is where I'm torn.
Because I feel like, you know, maybe you send them two boxes.
Oh, thank you.
You know, maybe you send them a nice little note with a coupon for, you know, a hundred bags of Haribu that he can.
redeem at whatever store he wants to redeem it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But the responses were really funny about
walking in one picture.
There was a guy in a bear suit walking in to the bank saying,
I'm Haribu.
One Twitter account.
Step one.
Legally changed name to Haribu, Inc.
Step two, open bank account a new name.
Step three, deposit check.
Change name to Borbola Popov.
move to Russia, attain citizenship, get deployed to the Ukraine front, fake death, acquire a new identity.
I mean, that's funny business.
But the whole thing around it is kind of strange.
It does seem a little cheap.
But on the other hand, it was a thank you.
And they didn't really have to do anything.
You did it out of the goodness of your heart.
You know, it just seems like, you know, they could have done a little better.
than just the standard six-packs of gummies.
But, you know, how do I know?
We didn't have to give you anything.
That's what we gave you.
So shut up, okay?
It's just amazing.
Oh, Gabby Petito's parents have been awarded $3 million from Brian Laundrie's estate
in the first of three.
lawsuits. Oh, okay. Now, Gabby's parents sued Brian's estate. Who knew he had an estate?
So he strangled Gabby in Wyoming back in August of last year, 2021. And they were on a cross-country
campaign and they were fighting behind the scenes and had been separated by police for a night,
the night before, I think, before Brian strangled her. He then drove back to his parents, Florida
home, spent days there before fleeing, and he eventually killed himself, taking the secrets of
his and Gabby's final days with him when he killed himself. So the parents have been awarded
$3 million in damages from the estate of the boyfriend, Brian Landry, after suing his parents
for how they handled their daughter's disappearance and the death last year. Huh. Okay. So,
So it's the parents' fault?
Oh, okay.
I mean, I guess they were sued for malice and wrongful death.
Okay, and the case was due to go to trial in December.
They also sued the parents separately.
That case still remains active.
They claimed in that lawsuit that Christopher and Roberta, the mom and dad,
not only knew that Brian had murdered Gabby,
but they had planned to help him flee the country.
An agreement has been reached between them,
which brings an end to the case.
It's unclear, if they even have the $3 million,
in a statement by Gabby's parents,
no amount of money is sufficient to compensate
the Petito family for the laws of their daughter
at the hands of Brian Leonard.
He did not have $3 million.
It's an arbitrary number.
Whatever monies they do receive will help Gabby's family
in their endeavor with the Gabby Petito Foundation.
Okay.
So the judge said you pay them what you can.
Oh.
Okay.
No problem.
Thanks, Your Honor.
Appreciate it.
Take care.
We'll pay them what we can.
There's 10 bucks.
I mean, it's not going to be very much.
Now, I don't know if they have to sell everything they own to cover the $3 million.
If it's separate.
It's just.
to me that we're suing the parents and they have to pay. But, I mean, it's a sad thing all
around. And, you know, you owe it now. So good luck. God bless.
Remember, last week I talked about how Americans are moving to Mexico at the fastest pace on record.
And they talk about the permits to temporarily live in the country surging 85% from the year
before COVID and they're saying that, hey, Mexico City is a beautiful place and we're, you know,
we're, we want people to move here. Well, I would say, how about no? This weekend, three bodies
of tortured men washed up at two beaches in Acapulco. Now, the two beaches are about a mile apart.
One of the men's bodies was strapped to a cement anchor. The other body was found laying face down in the sand.
The third victim washed ashore the next day, and he had been shot.
Acapulco police said that we believe that they were dumped in the ocean.
Oh, thank you.
Really?
Yeah, they washed up on shore from the ocean.
Oh, we think they were dumped in the ocean.
Oh, okay.
So, and beachgoers were walking along the beach going, hey, there's some bodies out there
floating in the water.
The police came and didn't find anything,
and then they finally washed up on shore.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
So then in this story,
and this does not bode well to moving to Mexico,
Acapulco has registered 110.5 murders per 110,000 inhabitants through August of
2022, putting it second in the world, second in the world.
All right.
So you want to be one?
move to Mexico, you have the number two area, Acapoco, behind the number one city for murders, Tijuana.
Now, I'm pretty sure Tijuana is in Mexico as well.
So the old Mexican Tourist Association has got some advertising to do.
Because that does not make me want to move to Mexico.
Mexico registered 23,351 homicides through the first nine months of 2022.
Last year, 33,308 people were killed.
And in 2020, 34,554 killings were reported,
which was less than what was murdered in 2019.
It has gone down, though, right?
Yeah, it's gone down.
Because in 2019, you got 34,690.
Then you only have 34,554.
Then you have 33,308.
And then so far, are we going to hit 33,000 this year?
You got 23,000 already?
I mean, you're going to hit another 10,000 in the next three months?
Probably not.
So it's going down.
So maybe there's your tourist association advertising.
Move to Mexico.
The cafes and culture are beautiful.
It's a culinary mecca.
And by the way, we have less murders every year in the last four years.
So come to Mexico.
Man, makes you want to go there, doesn't it?
It's amazing.
I guess Acapulco isn't the tourist destination it used to be.
So maybe they're not giving away the free prizes on the game shows like they used to for it.
Everybody used to be able to go to beautiful.
Oh, I guess that was Portavayarta.
That was an Acapulco.
I guess Acapoco was before Portavayarta.
So maybe that's, I don't know what they're giving away on game shows now.
Because I haven't watched any in a while.
I'm going to have to watch some because I love game shows.
I do what's the lie on the show.
I'm a game show.
fan. I love it.
So I'm not sure.
Maybe I could swing a deal with Acapoco and give away a trip to Acapulco on what's the lie?
Oh, that's a good idea.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
So I guess we had an earthquake here in Texas yesterday.
Today is the 17th of November, 2017.
22, so yesterday was the 16th.
Obviously, that's how the calendar works.
And I told that we had a 5.3 earthquake yesterday afternoon.
I did not feel it.
They claimed that DFW, the Metroplex that I live and work in, felt it in the afternoon.
I did not.
The city is quite a ways away.
Where the earthquake happened is in Mentone, Texas.
And it's about 350 miles outside of Austin.
and that's still quite a ways from DFW.
And the city that it's in is, I mean, a booming, booming population of 22 people.
And so there were no injuries or damages reported.
Okay.
I mean, really weird.
I've felt them here before.
The one earthquake in, I feel like it was the 2015.
We had like small earthquakes in 2015.
that ranged from the 16 to 3.6 magnitude in the DFW area.
I felt one of those.
I felt the 3-6.
I was in the studios, in fact, the Mercury Radio Studios and television studios.
And I was in my office.
And you hear this.
The walls are starting to shake.
And, I mean, 3-6 is pretty strong.
It's not, you know, it's not a five.
It doubles.
It goes up.
I know.
I got it.
But 3-6, what happened there?
And you do not want to be in the TV, main big TV studios when you're having an earthquake.
I mean, those lights and those metal bars that are hanging up above you, two stories up, three stories up, four stories up in the main studio, in the big studio.
Those come tumbling down.
You're not surviving.
You're not surviving.
You're going to have a light through your skull.
That's not going to happen.
I remember feeling that one.
They claim there we had an earthquake.
in 2020 in
Orla, Texas,
which is a little bit north of Mentone,
so that area.
And then a 4.8 hit flashing Texas.
I love flashing Texas.
But that was in 2011,
and that's all in the same kind of neck of the woods there.
So, I mean, I felt an earthquake.
So I felt an earthquake here in Texas.
I felt an earthquake in Michigan.
I remember living,
in Michigan sitting in my apartment, 402 Court Street.
And I remember the lampshade next to the chair I was sitting and started shaking.
And I honestly did think that I was possibly inebriated on a drug that I should probably
get more of if this was making.
If I was seeing things moving.
But it was actually an earthquake.
So that was a long time ago.
Anyway, I guess we had an earthquake.
So if you were, I hope everybody's safe.
They claim that there were no injuries or damages immediately reported.
So, you know, if you're one of the 22 people in Ben Tone,
I hope you're okay.
And anyone that was feeling any of the aftershocks from as far away as DFW,
I hope everyone is okay.
So I'm still struggling with this one story under the heading of why.
I did this story this morning on Mojo 5O with Brad Stags.
And I am on Thursday mornings on Mojo 5O.
And I just chewing the fat segment.
And I did the story and I'm still like struggling with why.
So 57-year-old Donald Gibble Jr.
admitted to urinating in the test bottles that were used for testing water
from the Afrata borough wastewater management in Pennsylvania.
And so he did this,
and then the test results were like,
hey, this doesn't look right.
So the company said, yeah, you know,
they were awful unusual.
It's almost as if someone tampered with the test bottles
because we clean everything out.
And, you know, it really shouldn't be urine in the wastewater,
especially I guess probably that much right so Donald Gibble also admitted I'm sorry
Donald Gibble Jr also admitted to knowing that urinating in them would
drastically change the test results of the water samples okay so he knew he was
urinating in the test bottles he knew it would change the results well duh and again I
ask why what was the point I
I mean, he's being charged with criminal mischief, which is, you know, whatever.
So he'll get a fine, a slap on the hand.
I don't know if he'll continue to work for the Ephrata Borough Wastewater Management Company in Pennsylvania.
I mean, if you have an employee that's going around urinating and test bottles,
do you want him to continue to work for you?
The answer probably is no.
But I just want to know why.
What does he just wake up one day and say, you know what?
I'm going to pee in the bottles and send them.
in. I don't. I just, I just, I, I, I, I, well, you know what I'm asking. So we talked yesterday about Elon
giving the workers an ultimatum, the staffers that they had to commit to being hardcore or
leave. The employees have until 5 p.m. Eastern today, the 17th of November.
to decide if they want to be a part of the new Twitter, the new Twitter, the new Twitter,
whatever Elon's going to call it, which, you know, of course, according to Elon,
long hours at high intensity.
Now, you can opt out and say, you know what, I don't want to commit to that.
Well, then you're going to get three months of severance pay.
I mean, that seems fair.
Now, he was in court yesterday and said he,
plans to reduce his time at the company and eventually find a new leader to run the social media
giant. Yeah, he's got to burn it down first. He said he expects to find a new leader to run Twitter
and reduce how much time he spends managing the social media platform. SpaceX and Tesla CEO made
the remarks. Oh, yeah, well, Elon made the remarks during a while he was testifying over a 2018
compensation package trial at Tesla. So he's, you know, he's got some lawsuit going on through
Tesla. So he's got to, you know, he's got to burn it down first. He also postponed the
launch of the paid verification. That's going to be the end of this month now. So we have that
going for us. They also reported, they claim that 20% growth in its daily users. Now, before,
when they were still public, they were saying that,
they had 237.8 million users in the second quarter on the last report that they gave when they were still public.
So, you know, there's your Twitter update. Be sure to follow me at Jeffie JFR on Twitter.
Jeff Fisher Radio is Facebook and Instagram. It's at Jeffey JFR on Getter, I think, too.
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good stuff. So a pair of worn out Birkenstock sandals that Steve Jobs wore during the time he
founded Apple in his garage have been sold at Julian's auctions. Now originally they were hoping to get the
brown suede and leather sandals. They were willing to get 60 to 80,000. That what are you? Out of your
mind, $60,000 or $80,000 for an old pair of Steve Jobs, Birkenstocks?
Yeah, because they sold for $218,750.
So, I mean, Steve's been dead now.
He died in 2011, right?
So he started Apple in 76 with Steve Wozniak in his garage.
and while, you know, wearing his sandals.
He loved the Birkenstocks.
He called Margo Fisher,
you know, the one who brought the brand to the United States.
He was interested where they were from.
He wanted everything about the sandals.
He was interested in the technical side.
Now, Jobs house manager, Mark Schaff and I need to get me a house manager,
acquired the Burkestock's and other items,
because Steve didn't keep anything.
He would wear it until it wore out,
then he would just throw it away and be rid and be done with it.
And so he said we kept some, shared some,
with the landscapers and friends.
Hey, you guys out there trimming the edges.
Here's a pair of Steve's old shoes for you.
You know what?
Here's a black shirt and there's some underwear for you.
Go ahead.
Keep trimming the hedges, though.
They gave some to friends.
and brought some to goodwill as well.
I love, I always shared some with the landscapers and friends.
Okay.
Wow, thanks.
Appreciate it.
I'm out here trimming the hedges, and I got a pair of old Steve Jobs' shoes.
That's great.
So apparently these sandals have made the rounds at several exhibits,
and man, I am bummed.
I miss the Steve Jobs Birkenstock shoes exhibit.
They've been at the Burk and,
Stock headquarters and they were at Birkenstock's first U.S. store in Soho.
All right.
So great.
Jobs ex-partner, Chris and Brennan, ex-partner, spoke about the sandals at some of the exhibits.
She spoke to Vogue.
I mean, she's being interviewed about Steve's sandals.
Wow.
So I guess, you know, what's cool is that they were part of his uniform.
I get it.
And so he, Steve was, you know, he wore.
his black turtleneck pair of jeans burka stocks every day that was his uniform that's a good thing
i mean i kind of i'm a fan of that i don't necessarily do that but i kind of do i'm a fan
you don't have to think about it that's what's so good when your kids go to a school that have a
uniform is that they don't have to think about what clothes to wear in the morning it's just that's what
you wear that's your uniform just put it on that's what
what you're going to school in.
And it's kind of like that for people who, you know,
work with uniforms.
That's the deal.
That's what you wear.
You don't have to think about it.
So Steve, uh, didn't want to stand out according to friends.
You know, he didn't feel like a businessman when he was wearing his burkin stocks.
So he had the freedom to think creatively.
Oh, gosh.
So the sandals are well used and the footbed retains the imprint of jobs feet.
Oh, that's great.
Now, they all, the sale, I mean, you don't think you're just going to get the sandals for $218,750, do you?
No, you're not going to, that's, you're going to get a little bit more than that.
Okay.
You're going to get a hard case for protective storage and transport.
They also come with an NFT, and that, the NFT has a, you know, a digital representation of the sandals, a $360.
degree digital representation of the sandals.
And the NFT is a unique and non-interchangeable unit of data stored in the blockchain.
So what, I mean, there's nothing going to go wrong with the blockchain.
You and I both know that.
So shut up about it, okay?
So anyway, congratulations.
No, they didn't say who bought it.
So whoever bought it anonymously didn't want people to know that they spent.
$218,750 on a pair of worn-out Birkenstock standals worn by Steve Jobs.
But congratulations and can't wait to see them on display somewhere.
Hey, if you want to go to Disney, Walt Disney World,
you may want to buy your tickets now because the rates are going up again.
they're going to go up on December 8th.
So, I mean, thankfully the prices are not going to increase until then.
The increase is going to be single-day tickets, multi-day passes, and annual pass renewals.
Not sure there's anything else.
The company is a flagship resort in Orlando already hiked up the ticket prices in February.
But this is the second time this year that we know what?
We need to raise the prices a little bit.
Now, Disney, of course, has said that.
hey, it's, this is, it's okay.
This is driven by continued strong demand
and significant investment
across the company's theme parks in recent years.
Uh-huh.
So just be ready to fork over some, uh, some money.
Uh, if you, the current price for a one day, one park ticket is between $109 and $159,
depending on demand.
Really weird.
And so starting December 8th,
That range will now also depend on the park you choose to visit.
Three out of the four theme parks will be more expensive to visit.
That's great.
Magic Kingdom and Disney's Hollywood Studios,
both seeing more than a 12% increase.
As of December 8th,
one day, one park ticket will be for Disney's Animal Kingdom,
$109 to $159.
Oh, that didn't go up.
That stayed the same.
Disney's Hollywood Studios,
$124 to $179.
Epcot is $114 to $179.
Magic Kingdom is $124 to $189.
If you purchase single-day tickets
without a park hopper,
you will no longer need to make a park reservation for that day.
Oh, that's so special.
But reservations are still going to be required
for all other ticket types.
Now, the Disney notes that the hot
end of the one-day one-park ticket applies to only Magic Kingdom for nine days around the week of
Christmas to New Year's when crowds are highest. Magic Kingdom is the most visited theme park in the
world and the most popular of the four parks at Walt Disney World. So make your reservations
and make them now before December 8 so you can get in the savings.
I mean, good for them.
Good for them.
We'll see how long it lasts.
They're making money on Disney Plus.
It's the parks that are really, really hurting and losing money.
But demand is still high.
Don't you kid yourself.
In the words of a Disney spokesperson,
there's continued strong demand and significant investment
across the company's theme park in the recent years.
So get in there.
Get your tickets now.
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In today's Fat Five, the chewing the fat fat, fat five, five headlines that you need to, you know,
I just help you get through the day.
Headlines that you need to know.
Kevin Spacey charged in the UK with seven new sexual assault allegations.
I mean, okay.
So he's charged again.
We have more Kevin Spacey allegations.
He's pled not guilty, pleaded, pled, whatever.
He said he's not guilty of these sexual assault previously in the UK,
but he's now charged with new sexual assault.
That's great.
Jay Leno has undergone surgery on his burns
and is expected to make a full recovery after sustaining three.
third degree burns from the gasoline fire earlier this week at his garage.
And spam has a brand new holiday flavor.
Man, when you think of holidays, you think of spam.
So, maybe is it just me?
I guess so, yeah.
All right, fine.
I guess spam had set out a warning and I don't subscribe to the spam newsletter or
email. That's my fault that's on me. I'm sorry. I guess they sent out an email that said,
let's just say, it'll have you asking WTF. So it's a limited edition holiday flavor from
spam. Okay. All right. It's the figgy pudding flavored spam. Flavor, spice, and everything nice,
figgy pudding
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man do I want that in my life
oh I'm not supposed to have opinions
I'm just giving you the fat five
five headlines
today is chewing the fat fat five
federal protections for same-sex marriage
are poised to become law
wait
I thought
same-sex marriage is
already the law of the land how much are we having a problem with that do we have a problem
with that I know they said we were going to have a problem with that but do we actually
have a problem with that I don't think so I mean all right sure whatever so it's
gonna be okay it's gonna be okay all you people that haven't gotten married same-sex
marriages now you're gonna be able to once this law is passed because
and that's been a that's been a big issue and it's been a big issue
seriously has it been an issue i know this is i'm in the fat five but i don't get it
it's no one is how long has it been i mean it's been years i remember when they when it first
became a deal and people were rushing to california to get married because they wanted to be
first i got it it was exciting but okay it's been we're done with it now your same-sex marriage good
Have that it.
Just strange times.
Headline number five.
In the Fat Five, number five today, sperm counts worldwide have plunged.
Plunged 62% in under 50 years.
That's what the new study says.
Sperm counts globally have falling at an alarming rate.
If I could say it, we'd let you know what it is.
They sperm counts globally have fallen at an alarming rate.
dropping more than 62% between 1973 and 2018
and could lead to a reproductive crisis.
Oh, no.
I mean, it was just a couple of days ago
we were celebrating 8 billion people on the planet.
So, I mean, I don't know how you were taught.
We got babies and how people were born, you know,
but I'm guessing that, you know,
there was some serious business going on,
and I feel like that those particular people,
the sperm counts, were working.
So I think we're okay for a little while.
I think we're okay.
But I'm just telling you what the study said.
I'm just telling you what the study said.
Sperm counts have plunged 62% in over 50 years,
and that could, could lead to a reproductive crisis.
You know, I know who's reproducing.
I'll tell you who's reproducing.
Minks.
Minks are reproducing.
There's plenty of minks.
We had at least 10,000 of these minks are still unaccounted for in Ohio.
So apparently there's a mink.
farm in Ohio and it's got, you know, thousands of minks.
The property owner initially estimated that 25,000 to 40,000 minks were released from their cages
at lion farms.
So he said the employees at the farm were able to corral many of the ones that remained on
the property, which is less than 15 miles from the Indiana state line.
He said he doesn't want to.
you know, put any motive on what, what's going on here.
But if there was, you know, vandalism involved,
it's being investigated now.
But I will say that someone left spray-painted message of the letters ALF,
and the phrase, we'll be back.
Huh.
That's the Animal Liberation Front.
Okay.
Now, they released some of these minks from the farm a few years ago,
and so there's thousands of minks on the loose and a bunch
it's kind of actually kind of sad
there was a road I don't know I guess I guess people didn't see them
but they killed like thousand had to bring in
had to bring in a snowplow
to clear away the carcasses
because there were so many minks on the one highway
it's not funny
I'm not even laughing it's not funny
I mean there's the thousands of minks
dead on a road and it's all because of those damn animal liberation front people that's not what we
intended we didn't want to lose the lives of minks we wanted to set them free because we want minks to be
free no animals should be kept in cages for humans so we set them free go be free and run across that
highway and get killed by cars.
So if you're in the area of Lion Farms in Ohio, right there, 15 miles from the Indiana
State line, and there's a, you know, a smell in the air that's unusual.
It's not quite the usual mink smell in the air.
Yeah, it's because there's thousands that were killed on the highway and there's snow plowing
them off.
So have a nice day.
Just breathe deep and enjoy the smell.
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