Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - "This is America, Beer & Whiskey when we want it!" and HitchBot: We can rebuild it! 8/9/15

Episode Date: August 8, 2015

Today on the Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy gets bummed out by HitchBot's beating in Philly. Jeffy also talks about psychotic synthetics causing chaos in NYC. Plus, boozing in your golden years and pandas playing pregnant!All that and more on The Jeff Fisher Show! Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network:www.theblaze.com/radio &www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter @JeffyMRAJ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the Blaze Radio on demand. Buck Sexton. And I think that we need to have a discussion now. What does it really mean to be American? What is America in the 21st century? If it just means it's a place where you can show up and collect welfare and do some work and go home, you can be a citizen without actually having to put yourself on the line for the country in various ways, obey the laws, pay taxes.

And if we can't talk about that, it's all over. I mean, it's just a question of when. Buck Sexton, weekdays, noon to 2 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin life force reboot program. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome. Welcome to the broadcast.

Feels good to be back on the Blaze Radio microphone. About a couple of weeks. Thank you to Brad Staggs for filling in last week. He claimed he had fun with you. Anyway, where shall we begin? Where shall we begin? We could talk about President Obama's climate change plans or his free Internet for low-income household plan

or his Iran deal with falling apart, even, you know, with all his threats. But it's hard for me to listen to him, let alone talk about him anymore. Seriously, I just read what he says and my teeth grind. So just stick with the good rule of thumb. Whatever he and his people say, just assume the exact opposite is true. You'll be better off. We could discuss the plan of the FBI. to refer some potential terror suspects to counseling,

or maybe the Pentagon, moving to allow transgender people to serve openly in the military by, you know, early next year. But, you know, you probably wouldn't even believe me. Yeah, you know, that also is a quote. From the Defense Secretary. The defense secretary said that we're moving to allow transgender people to serve openly in the military by early next year and end an outdated regulation that harms the armed forces. Okay.

Let me ask you a question. Who's the defense secretary? Can you tell me his name? I didn't think so. Ashton B. Carter, Ash Carter. That quote comes from him, the Secretary of Defense, the Defense Secretary of whatever little title he likes to go by. We could talk about Planned Parenthood and their attempt for my favorite line,

diversification of the revenue stream. You know, you know that whole diversification of revenue stream by 7. human body parts. You know, the ones that they acquired from abortions. Those little things, that tissues. That's all. That's it. But I don't feel like getting angry and then crying, then getting angry all over again.

I really don't feel like it. It's just sad. We could, I don't know, talk about the GOP debate. Ah, that was huge. We could talk about maybe the televised little chat. from the, you know, the kids table or the side room or the small conference room or whatever you want to call that early get-together was. But, I don't know.

Fox did great. Fox was horrible. He was bad. She was good. He was good. Hey, love. I got it. A few of the candidates, though, need to say goodbye now.

You know who you are. Now, you and I haven't had a chance to talk about Cecil the lion. No, Cecil the dead lion. My gosh. That was, is an amazing set of events. Not much new, though. I mean, you know what happened. And now the trial in Zimbabwe of the guide slash poacher.

That's been postponed. No way the dentist gets shipped back there. Right? His housekeeper. We've seen pictures of her painting over graffiti on his Florida getaway home. I mean, some people have just lost their minds. Really? Over a lion.

Even the people in Zimbabwe are confused over you people. Be happy, though. Listen. Seriously, you've ruined his business. Or at least severely hampered it for a while. you've put his employees out of work better that they work for somebody not as evil as him though right you have committed crimes on his property you know just like you say he committed crimes so you're kind of right there committing crimes although you're committing crimes here in the

united states of america he really didn't commit a crime it was just a horrible horrific thing you thought was... How about you get a little wound up about all these dingleberries trying to take wild animal selfies? We're seeing these guys trying to go out into the woods hiking and get a picture with a black bear, a brown bear, any kind of wild animal. We're seeing...

Oh, my gosh. I'm looking at these selfies and these guys are out of... They're trying to surf on a whale. Stop it. We're talking about guys videotaping themselves just the way we want to go to that. video up that selfie of jumping on to jumping on to manatees we see punks i don't know trying to pet polar bears in zoos we've got a man seriously in trouble for the videos really i would be pissed off if i saw it

if i was at the zoo i would i would actually stop it but the guy is messing with this jaguar in the in the in the cage you know pulling his leg and paw out of the cage what are you doing first of all No, I haven't been to, it's been in a while since I've been to a zoo. I give you that. And I've been meeting to get to the Dallas Zoo. I've been to the Fort Worth Zoo here in the DFW Metroplex, but I haven't been to the Dallas Zoo yet. I probably need to go because they've got the big transformer robot thing going on there.

But except that one of the things that's holding me back from going now is that it's actually just the surface of the sun hot here in Dallas, but that's another story. But in the DFW, in the Fort Worth Zoo, the lions and the tigers and the bears, oh my, are not right where you can reach out and say, hey, come here, you cute little tiger. Come here. I know. Come here. You 400-pound cat.

Let me get a selfie with you and put your paw around me and be nice. Come here. Come here. How about we get a little upset about that? Huh? No? You don't want to? Then what is it?

You think we should talk about today? Because these stories that I just went down the list on, that's what you're going to get. You've gotten all that you need to know during the week here on the Blaze Radio Network. You're probably going to get some more of it as our programming, live programming continues here on the Blaze Radio Network today with Michael Pelka coming up after me, Andrew WK, Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, all live, all right here on the Blaze Radio Network. That's your Saturday lineup for you.

No need to go anywhere else. So I've got some other things we need to talk about. Just you and me. So go, Phillip. that coffee cup. You know what? Why are you using that little coffee cup, by the way? Seriously. It's, first of all, it's Saturday. You know you're going to need more than that little little cup that you usually drink on Monday. So go get the big one. You know the one you like that's in the back of the cabinet. It's got the cute little picture of the

the bridge on it or the train or whatever, whatever little special picture on it that you like, the big one in back. You don't want to use it too much because it might have a little crack in it. but you love it. Fill that bad boy up with coffee. High test. Then come back and sit down and we'll get this day going. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network.

Jay Severin. Who's up? Who's down? Who's sideways? Who's underwater? Who's surging? Who's surfing? Who's cruising? Who's drowning? Who's still a big fat lying liar who lies? which, if any,

busted out of the nursery table into the big leagues. How can we possibly know? Easy. Ask me. Jay Severin. Weekdays, 2 to 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 1888-9033-93. Is the phone number. The Blaze Radio Network, this is the Jeff Fisher Show. And of course, as I mentioned a little bit earlier, coming up immediately following this broadcast.

is Michael Pelkin with Pure Opelka. And I'm not sure what Mike is giving away today. You know, it's possible. He's probably going to be giving away some of his prizes. He loves to give him away on the program. And I'm told through the grapevine, and I don't know this to be 100% true, but it's kind of exciting news that he's going to be giving away

stunt brain branding iron today. And you can use it on, you know, whomever you wish, whatever you want. It comes with its own little Bunsen burner to heat that bad boy up and just brand anything you want. So it's the stunt brain branding iron giveaway today on the Michael Pelka, Pure Opelka broadcast. And like I said, I could have gotten false information. So it's possible that that's not what he's giving away. But I'm telling you that that's exciting news if he is because you don't get that on every broadcast.

someone giving away their own show's branding iron. I know. I know, calm down. Hey, you coming to Birmingham? 828? Come on, baby. Come on.

It's going to be really cool. 820. I go to mercury1.org. Mercury. 1. 1. Dot org. And get your tickets.

and come to Birmingham. I know my wife has been kind of mapping out Birmingham, and she's talking to me last night about, well, then they've got this particular place, and where to go here? And this place I'm not going to tell anybody. I'm pretty sure that it's a, someone will know, dear. No, I'm not going to tell anybody.

That's it. So she's mapping out Birmingham. So come on, 828. Get down there. You know, come on down. Spent a couple days in Birmingham, Alabama. what else you got going on? And then you can, you know,

we've got the big tour of Birmingham on Friday 828. Then we have the community rally at Guiding Light Church, Glenn Beck, Bishop Jim Lowe. A few more people are going to speak at the church Friday night. And then Saturday, we've got the big March. We're walking on the same streets of history. And we're going to be making our own. History. Never again is now. So join us in Birmingham. And then we've got the, and then a Saturday after the March, we go to the arena and we've got a big restoring unity speaker series going on. And then we're going to, Glenn talked about a movie premiere, a woodlawn that you'll be able to see. So go to Mercury 1.org and get your tickets. Come on down to Birmingham.

and spend some time. Spent some time with us. Spent some time remembering that never again is now. And there never was a, I mean, you know how you feel, how divided it you feel, and how every time you turn around, you feel like, wow, this just can't be. Well, maybe it's time to take a stand. And you can take that stand with us in Birmingham, Alabama,

on 828. Come on. Five-year anniversary of 828 in Washington, D.C. Amazing five years ago. Almost seems like another lifetime ago. It really does. It's really unbelievable. And when you're thinking about, man, man, should I come to Mercury?

Or should I come to 828? Should I go to Mercury1.org and get my tickets? Should I do this? Well, you know, you can sit home and do nothing. or you can come to 828 and you can say, hey, what a horrible place the United States is. Or you can think about ISIS, killing 19 girls for refusing to have sex with the fighters.

You can think about them. You can think about, oh, what a horrible war on women placed the United States is because someone said something mean and someone won't bake a cake. And someone said, you're going to have to buy the product that you want at another store, just not here. Or you can think about ISIS.

Hey, have sex with us, or we're going to rape and beat the crap out of you and then kill you. What do you think? Yeah, no, that's not a war on women. Or you can talk about that hateful war on women where the abortion clinics tell you, look, We're going to do all this stuff, check you out and everything, but really you're here for abortion, we know. And tell you what, we don't have to do the abortion right now. What we can do is we can wait a little bit. You know, for your health.

I know the baby's going to be bigger. I know the thing inside your stomach is going to be bigger and everything. And, you know, the arms and the legs, those things that look like arms and legs and that kind of stuff, they'll be bigger. And, you know, more viable to sell. we're not going to sell them unless there's a mistake and a horrible thing happens during the procedure that makes us have to get it out whole and, you know, turn your body sideways and then turn that thing inside of you a little bit sideways before we get it almost out. Let that, that almost never happens, but it could.

So sign here. And then, you know, if something like that were to happen, you know, we'll put you on your side and we'll pull whatever that thing is inside of you out that looks like it has. arms and legs, heads, brains. And we'll get it out. We'll take it apart. We're not going to take it apart until we get it out of you. Because we want to enhance our revenue stream. We want a diversification of our revenue stream and try to sell these parts.

But that's it because it was a mistake. And then something horrible could have happened if we didn't do this. I said I wasn't going to talk about this, didn't I? Sorry. It really pisses me off. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. You know there's more to it.

It's not about the $500 million that they get from the government. Let's stop that right now. Come on. Come on. There's more money coming out of that place to those D.C. Money-grubbing horamongers than just that they get the $500 million on paper. And you know that money turns around and goes right back to those other dingleberries from D.C. They're taking the money in deep pocket into themselves.

There's more to it. There's no way they can be fighting for this. without there being more to it. It can't just be about women's rights. Plus, do we need Planned Parenthood anymore? I mean, really? I mean, they can be there. That's fine.

They're their own entity. They can do whatever the heck they want. But for all this stuff that they're supposed to be so wonderful about, we have Obamacare now. Right? So don't really need them. Do we? No, we don't.

So let's just stop the funding. Please. Please, stop giving them money. Then they can go on and do whatever they want to do. And then you can be the one to, you know, holler and scream and tell them that they're doing horrible things. I mean, I used to drive by this abortion clinic every day when I lived in Florida. And there was a guy out front. There were all those protesters walking up and down the sidewalk.

There was one guy that was there almost every day. I mean, it was a strange day when you'd drive. by it, he wasn't there. He was like, what happened? He had this long, you know, monk robe on and a giant train track, train wood track cross. It was this giant wood cross. Maybe it was just styrofoam so he could actually carry the thing. I don't know.

But he lugged that thing up and down that sidewalk back and forth in front of that abortion clinic. Forever. He was always there. I drove by, where's the guy? Where's my man? And so, I mean, you can turn into that person. Turn into that guy. But let's just stop giving them money, okay?

Please. Please, stop giving them money. They don't need it. If you want to give them money out of your own pocket, that's your money. I know we saw a story where their donations have gone up. Good. You want to give money to them? Go ahead.

Not the money that I give to D.C., okay? Sorry. You don't get my money. That's tax money. That's supposed to be used for other things, not killing babies. Okay? Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I apologize. I didn't mean to go off a little bit. The whole thing just drives me insane. Just drives me insane. Plus, I want to tell you about, you know, well, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. All right.

Stop funding murderers, please. The Jeff Fisher Show, The Blaze Radio. network. The Jeff Fisher Show. 888-90333 is the phone number. You can always follow me on Facebook, Jeffrey Fisher, or tweet me at Jeffie M-R-A on the old Twitter account.

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Anyway, welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Some really good things to look forward to. You know, we always talk about how, oh, boo-hoo, boo-hoo. But we've got some things to look forward to. I mean, some seriously, some really good things to look forward to. For example, something called K2. Do you know what that is?

You heard about that yet? No? Well. Wow. Exciting news for you, then, if you haven't heard about it. It's synthetic pot. Yeah, synthetic pot. It's so good that when you ingest it and take it, you get to act super crazy and have superhuman

strength. And you don't get to feel any pain. Huh? How cool is that? How cool is that? You get to take the drug. You get to feel crazy. So you just are insane.

You're stronger than ever. And you don't feel any pain. just think of the damage you could do or think of the damage that that guy could do down the street that just got done adjusting K2. Now, this story out of New York talks about the police are actually worried and they should be.

It's very dangerous. But I'm confused at what they say has been found in East Harlem, parts of Brooklyn the Bronx, and especially among the homeless. Okay. Here's a rule of thumb. Maybe we stop giving money to the homeless.

And I know how hard sometimes that is. I really do, because you walk by, I mean, they're on the street. You've got to throw them some of the bigger cities. I believe they're called. What are they called? What are they called? Some of the bigger cities are called something. Oh, yeah, sanctuary cities.

Even with illegal immigrants, but those particular sanctuary cities also have a large number of, say it with me, homeless people. It's amazing. And New York, of course, is getting way out of hand again. It's been a while since I've been to NYC, and I need to get back up there. But just to walk around and go, holy crap, I've got to get out of here. But, and I say that because as I sit in the metroplex of DFW and here at the Mercury Studios, I talk into a microphone that is hooked up to a studio in New York,

so the people in New York are going, you bastard. Anyway, what a great drug, K2. So you're walking down the street, you just see somebody acting crazy, and they don't feel any pain, and they're stronger than ever. Man, man, that sounds like fun, especially in a city like New York, where don't you have any guns? No guns. And the police are being instructed on how to handle someone under the influence like that.

Goodbye. They may have superhuman strength, but if I shoot you in the legs. Oh, we can't. That's right. They can't shoot. Police don't do that. They shoot to kill. Okay.

I'm good with that, too. Now, I know that leaves you. Ah, you just say he's on K2. You don't even know. Okay. I got it. But that's awful dangerous. So that's how we look forward to and keep an eye out.

Seriously, if you're out and about, because if you see someone that's acting way crazy and doing things that don't look normal, walk the other way. That's all I'm saying. Just walk the other way. Something else to look forward to, Apple, Amazon, Google, all loving the idea of streaming video services.

I'm going to listen to the story. They don't mention Netflix. It's so strange that they don't mention Netflix. I wonder why. Anyway, as early as October, the FCC is expected to vote on a proposal that would put some streaming video firms into the same regulatory bucket as multi-channel video programming distributors. Yeah, you know, like cable, satellite, Comcast, Dish, you know, great. So the idea, according to FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler, and we know how much Tom. We love Tom.

Tom Wheeler. Pugh, man, that guy is all about speech, freedom, and broadcast, is to help online video providers become stronger competitors to cable and satellite firms by making it easier to obtain valuable TV programming for the web. Uh-huh. that'll always work out for the best, won't it? We know you're doing things all kinds of cool, and you're just doing what you want,

and you're streaming it, and people are taking it. We'll help you, and we'll help you make it better by regulating it. Uh-huh. That sounds real good. Coming to a country near you, Venezuela. We've talked about Venezuela before. Something to look forward to maybe coming to country near you?

We know they've had shortages. I mean, the shelves in their stores are wiped out. They have to stand in line to shop. They ban people from standing in line overnight, and you can't get there too early in the morning because it looks bad, so you can know

there's only a certain amount of time during the day that you can stand in line. And shortages are all because of the evil United States. But one of the things that kept them going is at least they had alcohol. So you kept everybody kind of, you know, drunk and, well, this place sucks. Oh, give me a beer.

So now there's going to be shortages on beer. Oh, no. And it's in the summer and it's going to be hot and it's going to be ugly. And, oh, no, no beer. A shortage of barley, hops and other raw materials. Wait. What? The communist socialist, socialist,

The dictatorship country shutting down breweries because barley hops and other raw materials they don't have. The shelves and the grocery stores are empty because they don't have materials. I thought they were a big oil producing company. I thought somebody, where is all that money going? Huh. Going to the people, right? Because that's what those countries are all about. Right?

right something else to look forward to and this is actually this is where this is made for TV movie maybe even just a film I mean I'm kind of like wow and then I when I first saw the story I thought no way they're in on it

but then they talk about it being done to others so a race car driver Jensen Button and his wife and of course who doesn't know Jensen Button the race car driver he and his partner model who by the way had a $387,000 engagement ring. So Jensen and the model wife are doing okay since this was in their summer home in France.

They piped in anesthetic gas into the air conditioning. system in their villa in St. Trump has. Everybody passed out, and then the thieves came in and stole their stuff. Ha! There were other people who were affected by the gas on the property with them as well. They were in bed and realized that they got up. The house had been ransacked. Amazing.

Okay? They stole almost $500,000 worth of stuff. Now you think, okay, that can't be real. All right. I mean, you know, they got the ring and they got all this. Well, they stole almost 500,000, but 387,000 of it was the ring. And you think, ah, they had to be in on it, right? No way, is that real?

Well, in the five years, there have been numerous attacks on caravans, campervans. They've gassed. They've been burgulized. What do you think? I mean, that's a pretty smooth move. You got, that's a pretty smooth move. So that's a movie right there waiting to happen. Gas the people in the house, knock them out.

You don't even kill them. There, sound to sleep, you get in, you ransack the house, you get out, have a nice day. Now, I'm not saying that anything bad other than just robbery could happen once someone, I don't know, gasses you and knocks you out in the house that you're sleeping in. But, no. Will be presents, though. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network is the Jeff Fisher Show. I cannot get this silly song out of my head.

I'm telling me, for two days now, I've sung nothing but 99 problems by Hugo. I can't get it out of my head. I posted it on my Facebook page this morning. I just been, that's all I listen to. And then I stop listening because I don't want to listen to it anymore. I can't take it. it, put it down, and then I stop. And it's just at the moment, at the moment, I think it's not in my head anymore.

It's right back into it again, and I'm singing it. I don't know what, it's going to take another song to knock it out, but I can't, I hope, I know I'm not alone. I mean, you get a song in your head and it will not leave. And I try to stop it. I try to not listen to it. And then I go through a thing where I take the song and I just listen to it over and over again. I'll be driving home. And my drive home, I live like 18,000 miles away from Mercury Studios.

And so it's a little bit of a drive. And I just put the song on replay. And I play a thousand times hoping that that will just burn it out so much that I just can't take it anymore. It doesn't work. what works is you just have to let it run its course that's all and and no it's not 99 red balloons okay according to uh my producer in new york no it's not 99 red balloons no it's not 99 problems although that something like that is what happens how you knock a song out of your head is you have a song in your head and somebody some dinkleberry new york says 99 red balloons

and you go no of course not it's not 99 luff balloons and then there you go it's a new song in your head but that's not it because i just sang 99 lift balloons in the 99 problems tune melody so uh it's not leaving my head soon it's going to be at least another day probably the entire weekend probably entire weekend There's a couple of songs that my, I mean, I just, I walk around, I have to put headphones on and just listen to it because my kids and my wife are like, shut up. Look inside of Jeff Fisher for just a moment. I can't, I'm sorry, I just can't take it. It's just like overwhelming.

And it doesn't have to be this song. It could be whatever song it is. And it's just there and it will not leave. Now, if you have a, you know, you can tweet me at Jeffrey MRA or. post a comment underneath the song on Facebook, let me know how to get rid of it. How to, you know, what your deal is. If you have the same issue,

I don't know if it's a medical issue, I don't know if it's some sort of mental health issue. Well, it most likely is a mental health issue. But I mean, I just, I can't take it. And I've had this ailment forever. So I'm not sure. But I'm not sure. 150 in the wheelchair at the home, someone will just pull the plug because they don't,

they want me to shut up about 99. You know, like Agnes Fenton, I have a little tick with this story for a matter of fact, because Agnes Fenton is a super centurion. She's 100 and 10 years old. Okay? You want to know what her secret to longevity is? Miller High Life, Johnny Walker Blue. Think about that.

Three Miller High Lives a day. Some Johnny Walker Blue. She's been doing that for 70 years. 70 years. Okay? She had a doctor tell her, you need to drink three Miller High Lives a day. That was 70 years ago.

And she said, that sounds like a pretty good idea. No, she said that's a prescription. Okay, I'll do it. And she's been doing it. Okay, so she lives to be 110, right? All right. So now her caregivers have decided, hey, she's not eating that much now. She's got decreased appetite.

So they're going to omit. They're taking her booze away from her. No. Do not do. That's cruel and unusual punishment. You let this woman do this for 70 years. and then she gets to be 110 and you're going to decide oh she's not eating that much she can't have her three Miller High Life

and Johnny Walker Blue anymore what those people should be run out of town you let Agnes have her beer and her whiskey damn it this is America beer and whiskey would you want it Venezuela

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. Plenty of broadcast entertainment for you today on the Blaze Radio Network. Mike Opelka, Pure O'Pelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. Andrew W.K. with America W.K., Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, Joe Pags. That's just today. Then tomorrow you've got David Barton, Bill Handel, Jackie D, little gun talk.

Hello. And then Monday through Friday. Oh, my gosh. Doc, Skip, Glenn, you know that guy. Buck, Jay, Pat and Stu. I mean, if you find yourself going to some other place for entertainment and broadcast news, I think not. Stop yourself.

Check yourself. Before you wreck, I just shouldn't have finished it. I should have just let you finish it and been done. Before, a week or so ago, whenever the heck I was with you last, we had some technical difficulties, and I wasn't able to talk to the hitchbot people. The hitchpot people are the people that have the robot that, you know, are going to, it's going to hitchhike across America, right? And it's hitchhiked, you know, across Canada. It's done this. It's a project.

And I didn't get an operator that just started. They were just starting off in Massachusetts, and I was excited to talk to him, and we had some kind of phone deal. I don't know what happened, but I didn't get a chance to talk to him. And then, since then, within that time, okay, huge disappointment on Hitchbott. Because I was really looking forward to finding out exactly what they had hoped to accomplish, if they were filming all of it, if they were, one. wanted to make a movie, what they were trying to, you know, what their plans were. Well, nothing. Well, we lost them.

We lost them. Hitchpot is dead. Gone. It made it to Philadelphia. And then it got the crap beat out of it, broken apart, smashed all the hag. you can see some footage on one small video screen that talks about an unidentified man wearing a Randall-Klingham Eagles jersey. Boy, why doesn't that surprise me in Philadelphia? And he just kicks this target.

And you see as the arms detach on the sidewalk. Beating the crap out of hitchbox. What kind of, what the heck? So I was hoping to You know Hoping to try to hook up with them again today And they never reached back And I was a little disappointed, come on

I wanted to find out And so I go to their website And I say, you're going to, yeah, okay, fine You don't want you're bummed You're overwhelmed with people who want to help We really appreciate it And you know, they've got their press release Which I'll read a little bit of the press release for you

But you know the co-creators told some reporters, they've been overwhelmed by office. Yeah, you told some reporters, not me, and are considering rebuilding the bot. You should rebuild it. But the U.S. trip of Canada's first hitchhiking robot hitchbot came to an end

during early morning hours of August 1st in Philadelphia's old city. Its journey, which began on July 17th in Marblehead, Massachusetts, was intended to take it to the exploratory in San Francisco, California, crossing off bucket list items along the way. According

to social media reports. Hitchbott spent a night out in Philadelphia and they have, you know, people taking snapshots and Instagramming and selfies with it. It's really cool. I was hoping that maybe Hitchbock would, you know, catch a ride to Dallas. I would have given the man. I would, the man. That's where I'm at.

Robot is a man. I would have given the man. You know, a ride. Would have been fun. Let the kids play with Hitchbott a little bit and take him out of town. That's what you do with wanderers, right?

Just pick them up and let them play around for a little while and you put them in the car and get rid of them. Which reminds, you know, I remember, I have 80 to be so bad. Because I'm talking about Hitchbott, and I'm talking about you pick someone a wanderer. And that brings me back to when I was a little kid back in 1812. And we lived out on a farm.

big, you know, dead end road. There's a big field between our house and the main road. I mean, it was a farm. But I could remember as a little kid on this farm out in front of our house in the yard, seeing an actual bum, you know, the guy with the stick and the bag and the train hopper. You know, trailers for sailor rent, rooms. around for 50 cents. I know every box card.

You know, those kind of guys. I love that. And then my, I don't even want to go into that story. I was going to know my brother. My brother turned into one. Kind of. When around the country hop and trains. I don't think that there's a train company.

There may be one left that doesn't have his, my brother's name on it, saying, you can't, you can't travel on these trains anymore. You can't hop on these trains. you'll go to jail. But he went all over the country on him. Good for him. Trailers for sailor rent. But Hitchbock could not make it across the country.

Bastards. So it makes it to Philly and they beat the crap out of them. Very disappointed. According to their press released, we are grateful for the response as we've received from friends and fans around the world, all of which have been overwhelmingly supportive and kind, says Dr. Fruke Zeller, assistant professor at Ryerson University and co-creator of Hitchbott.

Hitchpot always relied on the kindness of strangers, and it did receive an astounding amount of help and support. Yeah, except for that, you know, one night when he got the crap beat out of him and torn apart, and nobody was there to help him. He was just laying there on the street in Philadelphia. It's like a piece of trash. That's all. It's a big piece of trash on the road, Hitchpot. Nobody cared. Now, Hitchpott's family claims,

They have no interest in pressing charges or in finding the people who vandalize the robot. They wish to remember the good times and encourage Hitchbott's friends and fans to do the same. And they want you to share your mentions of Hitchbott on their little website. That's Joanna Vanderbass from Hitchbott. Right now, I'm starting to dwell up. Right now, they're rebuilding Hitchbott. They're considering sending it back to that. Philadelphia.

They may be able to introduce them to schools, allowing school children, devise a robot adventures as it travels from school to school. They're sad. Sad, sad, sad.

Okay. Now, according to their press release here, media requests, which I am of one, will not be granted after August 6th. Okay, that's fine, except that you know, I had, you two have a little technical difficulty

with your robot and you want everybody to cry for it. I have a little phone issue. We have a little phone issue and you're not going to call me back. Come on, Hitchbot. Let me down. I really want to talk to you about it. But that's okay. Because I'm really disappointed that somebody would beat the crap out of a robot.

Just come on. It's Hitchbot. Why would you? But the good thing about this little science experiment with the old hitchbotter is that this shows America Take your chances Take your chances

Go to the big city Take your chances So anyway we also talked a couple weeks ago About how I was going to Go back I looked Watched myself on television You know a couple weeks ago

And I thought Oh man You look fat huge and now I lost over 100 pounds okay well over 100 pounds on simple to lose

simple to lose.com they were a sponsor at the time they helped me we did the habits of health Dr. Anderson's plan and I took off this was like oh man what what did I

what did I start like 2011 October of 2011 so almost four years, right? Three and a half years, something like that, whatever the, whatever the math is. And so within the first six months into 2012, I lost, you know, 100 pounds, 120 pounds, almost. Seven, eight months. First six months was over 100.

And then I ended up getting down to about 120 pounds lost. And then you let yourself go. You stop with the stop, you know, you're there, okay, I'll have some pizza. or there's a study out now that talks about people who order pizza online, eat more, and order more toppings because they don't have to worry about seeing or talking to people or feeling bad. So it's online. You've got the app. Yeah.

I'd like double pepperoni, double, double cheese, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double. And let me have that big fat crust with cheese running through it, too. And there's nobody to go, okay. Okay. It'll be $185 for one pizza. And so people are ordering more online. That's because they don't have the opportunity and the learning to stop challenge and choose. Choices do have consequences.

Right? Either way, good or bad. Choices have consequences. So I've gained about, you know, 50 pounds back since then. And I looked at it and I was, oh, my gosh, I can't take it. So I've lost now about 10 pounds. I said I was going to go on it when we last talked. And then vacation came and I vacation came and I, so vacation came and I.

So then I decided at the end of vacation, okay, that's it. That's it. I can't take it. I can't take it. And I really, simple to lose.com. Habits of health. Stop, challenge, choose. So when you use, see that pizza in front of you, stop.

Whatever you're going to eat, stop yourself. Challenge yourself why you're going to eat it. What's it for? How you're going to eat it? It's energy, good, or not bad. And then choose, which way you're going to go with it, because choices have consequences. So simpleto-lose.com works, and it will help you train you for life. And it really has trained me for life.

I am a lazy fool. and I know this and so I knew that when I went back to you know if I just have a gallon of ice cream

a night that won't hurt me knowing in the back of my mind yeah Jeff that's you're out of your mind you know that

but in the front of my mind I'm going yeah no no stop it It's just a gallon a night. Can't hurt. Well, it most definitely does. You know it does. You know it will.

So if you're trying to lose some weight, summertime, it's hot out, you're sitting inside in the air conditioning. I know they're talking about summertime, and, you know, you should be out running around and moving around, but a lot of places across the country, the summertime is when you stay inside. It's so darn hot outside.

You just want to sit in air conditioning. Simple to lose.com. Okay? Make a count. I've lost about, I've lost 10 pounds now. In about a little over a week, I'm back using Dr. Anderson's plan, the Simple to Lose plan. I'm back on it. I lost about 10 pounds.

I'm going to knock myself back down to the original 120. I'm on my way. I'll let you know when I get there, okay? Simpleto-lose.com. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the breeze radio network. The Jeff Fisher Show. 888-9033-33 is the phone number. Currently, back in April of 2015, oh my gosh, that's this year.

Liz Kiliman, Liz Clements said on the Blaze, the Blaze website, that's Theblaze. She posted a story, have an annoying song stuck in your head. Try doing this to get rid of it. Let's see if I believe that it works, because I have tried a bunch of stuff. And I only know to let it run its course. Chew gum is the one thing that, shut up. Researching from the University of Reading and the United Kingdom figures, published a study that said chewing gum lessens the likelihood that a catchy song will stick in your head.

Shut up. I can chew gum from here to tomorrow. on hear it. The website, on hear it, is devoted to solving people's earworm problems. Using the latest in reverse auditory melodic unstickification technology. That's funny. We've been able to allow our users to unhear songs by hearing equally catchy songs. That's why I said you put another song in your stupid head.

It just, they overlap. It's what happens. They don't hear it. That's pretty funny. Using the latest reverse auditory melodic unsinkification technology, we can make you unhear a song. Yes, on hear it. Pick a puzzle.

Other research is found that solving puzzles like Sudoko or an anagram could help rid the mind of an intrusive tune. We found that overloaded the cocky of systems with challenging activities, increased intrusive song frequency. Yeah. We found overloading the systems of challenging activities, increased intrusive song frequency. Yeah. And that's exactly opposite of what I want.

Okay. All right. So, really, I'm just going to have the stupid song stuck in my head forever. And when you say forever, you know, nobody means forever. They just mean until another song comes in. there or just you know you wake up one day and you don't hear it it's not there it's not the first day or two of the song i've been so many stories a great stories talking about i'm talking about having a song stuck in my head you know pat gray who's on the radio show and pat and stew

with me every day uh he and i have an ongoing battle of getting songs stuck in each other's heads because you sing a song, you sing a verse, and there it is. And, I mean, it's like, stop it, because you can hear it and you still might be okay. But many times that song is there. Now, if someone puts a song in your head and you hear the verse and you sing it for a day and it's not really, it doesn't take hold. It's not, you know, it's just gone. You can wake up the next day and you might think, oh, yeah, I had that song in my head.

yesterday. But it's not there. It's not embedded in the back of your brain. But some of these songs, like this Hugo 99 problems for an example, which got me talking about this today, is in the bowels of my brain. Yes, you heard me. The bowels of my brain. And it doesn't go away. It is always there. It doesn't matter whether I'm talking to you, whether I'm talking to my kids, whether I'm talking to my wife, whether I'm not talking to my in-laws, whatever. It doesn't matter. It's always there. I can go to the store.

I can drive. I can do whatever. But it's still in my brain being played. So I either have to sing it. I have to hum it. I have to hear it. And I have to let it run its course because it will, you can't. chew gum and make it go away.

Okay, I'm sorry, United Kingdom there, reading University. Now, I haven't, I will say this, I have not gone to. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. Welcome to the broadcast. The broadcast of the Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network, 880-90333 is the phone number.

Don't forget, Mike Opelka with Pure Opelka. Coming up immediately following this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network, if you listen today, you possibly, and I don't know this to be true, and I want to emphasize that I just heard this through the rumor mill, you possibly may have an opportunity to win a stunt brain branding iron with its own Bunsen burner to heat the iron up to brand yourself. Now, you could obviously brand anyone or anything you wanted,

just assuming you might want to do it to yourself. But I don't know that to be true, so don't, I know it's exciting news and you're excited to be able to get that stunt brain brand, but, you know, it might not be this week. So good luck with that if it is. Boy, people in Dallas all wound up. We've got a lot of stuff to get to, and I can't stop thinking about this stupid song in my head. People in Dallas all upset.

Why? Why are you asked? What to be upset about Dallas? We're only three inches from the sun in the afternoon. And you know what's weird about that? You know how people think that, you know, noon time, one o'clock, hot part of the day? Yeah, no. It starts getting to be about surface of the sun.

You get closer to the sun at about 10 a.m. And then by 5, 6 o'clock in the evening is when it's the hottest. Not two or three. Two or three, it's like, oh, we're up to about one. We're about 99. And at three, you're like, oh, it's only 99. No problem. 4.30, 104.

I just start crank it. But anyway, boy, the women's groups in Dallas are all wound. up because this weekend at the Dallas Convention Center, a porn convention. Why am I here is the question you're asking? I know. I know. I got it. And I'm asking myself that very question.

Well, they were all wound up about Dallas. We have to wrap the convention center to them. It's business. No, you don't. Now you don't. You know, pretty much they do. I'm not sure if you know this, but sex is not illegal. It's okay.

Now, I'm sure Dallas will have their little sneaky people walking around making sure that people aren't having sex. Out in the open so that they could get arrested. But Exotica, sponsored by my free cams. In Dallas this weekend, let's go to the website, shall we, at theexico.com. I actually would love to be able to go over and walk around. It would be so much fun. There's so many people that are interesting, interesting to be a part. And a lot of, man, if you're a plastic surgeon, might be a good time to pass out business cards at Exotica.

Just saying. Just saying. Oh, I think a packed, packed, action-packed weekend at Dallas is Exotica. Man, I might have to stop by. I wonder if the Dallas Women's Foundation are all mad at the porn convention. I wonder if they go to meet over, I don't know, some kind of iced tea at the new tallywackers in Dallas. Yeah, I mean, we all know about Hooters, right? I mean, Hooters has been the mainstay in America for a number of years now,

and that was, you know, the cute girls with the tight shorts and the top, and they deliver your food, right? And it's beer and wings, and it's all about the wings. Uh-huh. Now, fortunately, most of the time it is. And they've got a ham and cheese sandwich at the Hooters in Tampa that is so good. They crush it down and they bake it. You know, the chintz grilled ham and she...

Anyway. I love Hooters. We used to go there quite a bit. In fact, you know, remember, they were founded in Tampa, so we spent a lot of time there. And... But now in Dallas, they have one for women where the waiters are just men in shorts. And it's, you know, the opposite of Hooters. And it's called Tallywackers.

So I wonder if the Women's Foundation has all wound up about Exotica a convention in Dallas. I wonder if they meet there. I don't know. Maybe they don't. Maybe they don't. Now, I know there's all kinds of studies going on talking about couples having less sex because, you know, internet movies and books and putting couples under pressure. And in this article it says, many find the steamy antics within 50 shades of gray too intimidating. Well, first of all, I would have gone on record as saying.

And I know this doesn't, it's going to sound. I'll just say it. the steamy antics within 50 shades of gray, and I put that in parentheses, wasn't really steamy. Okay. I don't know if you've seen the movie, but that ain't that good. And I, you know, I know a lot of people in my life that could write that book and that series better than the way it was written. And I liked the people in the movie, the actors, they were fine. And I got the whole premise, but it could have been done.

So much better. Do they call me and consult me? No. Should they have? I believe so. I could have helped them. But, how about me, they lost my number.

So I think that people need to, you know, it's a little, people are a little bit too intimidated early. But this also leads into the sex with robots claims that are going to be everywhere. And we've talked about it on this program, You know, the experts are saying 20, 25, for sure. That will be, you know, everywhere.

And now experts came out and they're saying, look, in 50 years, it's going to be the norm. It's not even, you know, we're going to be happy that there's robots and everything, but this is going to be norm. And there's not going to be any stigma to it. Nothing. It's going to be the norm. So, you know, be ready for that. The one thing I'd like to see at the Exotica convention is I wonder what

some of the new technology that they're working on because I have been reading of all about the new tech stuff and next week maybe we'll get into a deep, you know, an hour on a lot of the new tech things that are going on and new stuff being created and what's coming down the pike because there are some things that could really enhance the pornography business. And, man, if they are using it already, they will be. they'll probably make a couple dollars. I don't know if the porn industry is making any money today. They might be making a couple of bucks.

I don't know. I don't know if they are or not. But if they use some of this new technology, they might. And when you think of Vietnam and Laos and Southeast Asia, what do you think of? Maybe war, jungle, nastiness? No. tourism in Laos for retirees

from Europe and even the United States is all about sex tourism Laos is turning into the sex destination So when you start seeing ads about Laos When you start seeing ads about Laos

Come to Laos You know what they're talking about Okay You heard it here first. That was a perfect destination for friends and family. Businessmen come by themselves. I bet they do. We talked about Hitchbott a little earlier

and how he got the crap beat out of them in Philadelphia. Well, in Toronto, there was a raccoon that had died. And it was laying on the side of the street. It was just laying there on the side of the street. And people were like, Like, there's a dead raccoon on the sidewalk and been here and you're going to come and pick it up. Apparently they forgot about it. Okay.

And then they started taking pictures. Hey, there's a dead raccoon on the corner of here and here. And it still sat. So, and the services, the animal services said, thanks for letting us know. You know, they've been notified. Well, it sat there and sat there. So this was like at 9 o'clock in the morning. At noon, someone puts a note next to the raccoon, rest, dear raccoon, help is on the way from the city.

Then people started putting, someone put flowers, someone put another card, someone put a framed picture of a raccoon. Come on. That is funny. They started a hashtag underneath the picture. Dead Raccoon. Dead Raccoon T.O. Dead Raccoon Toronto is so funny. Come on.

That's good stuff. Now, it goes out and on. And then they had one of the, it's sleep well, my sweet prince. People loved you and remember you. Hashtag dead raccoon to Toronto. Absolutely funny as crap. Now, one city councillor even said,

hey, we, I'm going to, I'm going to try to get a bill passed where we can leave the bins open as a sign of mourning and respect. And he's talking about the trash bins. So he wants people to leave the trash bins open as a sign of respect for the dead raccoon in honor of hashtag dead raccoon. Now, that is fantastic. That is funny. It's people doing something. Instead of being mad that animal services didn't come right away and pick up the dead animal and scream and complain. At the end of times, oh my gosh, for a few hours, you have a little bit of fun.

Because as soon as I would have seen a post-it note or a card, I would have had, you have to be part of it, right? It's a memorial for a dead raccoon. That's funny. That's funny. It's funny stuff. You know it is. So the next time you see something that you say, man, people should get mad about maybe I'd back off and see if there's a little something nice that can come out of it. Okay?

Help people have a put a smile on their face. And when you think to yourself, why would people be so happy over an animal or a raccoon? Well, how about the clever Chinese panda that faked being pregnant? Yeah. Yeah. The Chinese panda pretended to be pregnant. The zookeepers thought she was pregnant. Okay.

Now, usually they go out there, and they're in the bamboo, and they're all out there. But if they get pregnant, okay, they get the air-conditioned room. Okay? They get all the cool stuff. And that's what they did to this. And as soon as the panda got all this nice stuff that they give to the pregnant pandas, they realized, you know, the panda's not pregnant. So how school is that?

The panda. Yeah. Yep, I'm pregnant. How about putting me in that AC over there, huh? This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. Welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

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So when you get a song stuck in your head, then stick me in your ear. Wait. You know, I keep thinking about the whole thing about people being insignificant and the whole sex issue and the robots and things. I mean, really, we've got a court, even then I saw I see a thing from Tony Robbins, the six human needs, right? Certainty, uncertainty, variety, significance, connection, love, growth, contribution, right? Those six things we need to live. And now Tony believes that, you know, we have, hey, you know, if certainty and significance are the top two, then, you know, you're going to be guaranteed to have problems.

So you need to kind of reconfigure those six human needs. Now, one of the special ways that maybe you could reconfigure that human special need is join us in Birmingham on 828. It's like $10 a ticket. go to mercury1.org and join us. Never again is now. I'm actually looking forward to seeing Birmingham. I've been to Alabama.

Alabama is a beautiful state, but I have never been to the great city of Birmingham, Alabama. And I told you there's some pretty cool stuff that my wife is checking out and finding. So if you do the same, maybe we'll see each other. Because my wife is like, I'm only going to mention some of this stuff. The other stuff I'm going to keep private, because I don't want other people to know. You know, there are other humans on Earth that know about these places because they advertise, right? Yeah, no, but I don't want to tell anybody. I don't want them to know yet.

Oh. Okay. Then we won't say anything about that grilled cheese shop. Oh, we won't say anything about that. I can't. All right. I'm out. Thanks for being here.

Have a great week. We'll see you. We'll see on Monday on the Glenn Beck Radio program. Anybody tell you today, you? You look great? No? Seriously? Because you do.

You look fantastic. You really do. Except you're not really going to wear that all day. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.