Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Too Many Falsehoods... | 9/1/23

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

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I know we're getting into football season, but this isn't about football. The quarterback for the Tennessee Titans, Willeves. Last year was in college, and he went viral at the SEC. media days because he had squeezed mayo into his coffee. How dare you? Nasty.

Nasty, nasty, nasty. Well, you know, everybody wants endorsement deals. Everybody wants to be an influencer. I got it. So then yesterday, along with Hellman's, Will Levis, dropped this video. And it's like a press conference He's set up I want to thank everyone for coming

Yeah, you're welcome today is a very special day Is it? It really is the culmination of years and years of hard work to become the best football player That I could possibly be uh-huh And for it to come to this moment is a dream come true That's great It's not every day that someone offers to compensate you in mayonnaise I'm proud to officially announce that I've signed a lifetime supply of Hellman's contract. I'd like to thank my mom who introduced me with you.

My name's mayonnaise and started my love for the beautiful condiment that it is. Okay. As well as my high school lunch lady, Miss Lisa, who knew that extra mayonnaise meant extra mayonnaise. I'll not take any questions. Thank you. Oh, oh, well, will, well, will. You had so much success as a college football player. Wait, wait, wait, wait, pause that for a second. Back that up. So this made up press conference, I want to hear where he was from, the guy that asked the question. Questions? Oh, Will, Andreas Ryder, Sports Talk?

Anjiaz-Rider of Sports Talk, yeah, okay, not real. Go ahead. You had so much success as a college football player. Yeah, you were great. I mean, now you've reached the highest level of the sport. Stop. What does this epic signing mean to you? It was awesome.

Wow. I think he puts mayo in his coffee at the desk of the press conference. If you're making a coffee, It means the world to me, honestly. Thank you, Will. Oh, that's a great question. I haven't tried either, but I would probably think that

mayo mocha would be pretty good. Hey, Will, why don't you put some mayo on something else up there? Here's a muffin. Well, we haven't talked about the specific details of it yet. Okay, stop. I do know that you... So they haven't discussed the specific details of what the manager gets or what he gets, but it's a lifetime deal with Helman.

I mean, it seems like a better deal for Helmans right now. Just give this kid Helmans for as long as he wants. Go ahead if that's it. There's got to be somebody involved, right? There has to be. Go ahead. He's a big fan of their new garlic aoli. Oh, the manager gets that part of Helmand's, yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah, me too. This moment is just huge. Me, it sure is. And this deal is unprecedented. It sure is. What do you think it is that Helmand saw in you to make such? I don't know. You're the only person that ever put mayonnaise in their coffee? No, I really don't know. Yeah, we do. We do. Okay, you got to go to...

Sorry, guys, actually I've had out to practice now. Thank you so much for your time. I know you're well for joining me on this great day. All right. So, yeah, that's a great deal for him. And, you know, everybody wants to be an influencer. So he is now an influencer for Helmans, officially announcing that he signed a lifetime supply of Helman's contract. and Helman's mayonnaise in coffee and Helman's mayonnaise on his muffin up there. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

I mean, I'm okay with mayonnaise a little bit on a few things, but not that. Not that. Hey, whatever though. Congratulations, Will. Congratulations for your success and, luck and I hope you and Helmans are in partnership

for the next 100 years. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So we find out that the Ranger who broke up the climate protesters heading into Burning Man the other day that made the rounds

and everybody was so happy. Yes, that's what they need to do. All the climate protesters blocking the road. Well, now the headlines are that, you know, he's accused of excessive force and his actions are under review. So I was looking at the release from the police department and SR-447 incident, climate change protesters, a Pyramid Lake Indian Reservation on August 27, 2023 at approximately 1 p.m. Pacific Pyramid Lake Paiute Tribal Rangers. We're just dispatched to State Route 447, mile marker 34 on the Pyramid Lake Pai, Indian Reservation, a sovereign nation to activists who were blocking a highway to protest the environment.

Upon arrival, the Rangers informed the activists to clear themselves from the highway, which backed up traffic for several miles. He should have just wiped them all out. He's pulled out the machine gun, wiped them all out, drug him to the side of the road. That stopped the protesters. The next round of protesters would think twice. It's just a joke. But the next round of protesters would think twice.

I'll tell you that. Anyway, no, don't even joke about that. Take that gunshot out. Okay, because I don't want anybody to get the wrong impression. But they'd second-guess themselves the next time. Anyway, so one ranger used his patrol vehicle to move the blockade debris out of the roadway. Yeah, he can move the trailer the hell out of the way. So the Burning Man traffic could proceed.

the involved rangers conduct is under review. I feel like that's the, like the police going, yeah, yeah, it's under review. Leave me alone. We review all incidents. It's under review. Leave me alone. He's fine.

Be happy, be happy he didn't shoot you. So there were five activists involved. Two from New York, one from Washington, one from California, and one from the country of Malta. They were cited in. released one activist refused any medical treatment by a PLPT EMS. So there's your activist and it's under review. He's under review. Don't worry about it. I feel good about that. You know, I didn't realize that I am part of a small minority percentage of the U.S. population because a new study revealed that

50% of the beef consumed in any given day goes to just 12% of the U.S. population. I want to say that I am in that 12% of the U.S. population. So 12% eats 50% of the beef in the U.S. every day.

Yeah, absolutely. So now look, I got it. Heavy consumption of beef has significant health impacts on those Americans who are eating half of our steaks, meatballs, weaners, and hamburgers. I don't eat beef, weeners, by the way, just a side note. Current U.S. Department of Agriculture Guidelines suggest eating four ounces per day of meat, poultry, and eggs for consuming 2,200 calories per day.

Wait. So I eat four ounces of meat, poultry, and eggs for consuming. consuming 200,200 calories a day. Okay. But the study reveals some Americans are far exceeding that amount. No kidding. Those Americans, I hate. The USDA reports Americans overall consumed a whopping 30 billion pounds of beef in 2021,

which equals almost 60 pounds per person per year. I was trying to think 60 pounds. Did I eat less than 60 pounds of beef last year? I think the answer to that would be no. I ate more than 60 pounds of meat. No, I ate more. That's correct. I ate more.

I mean, that's a lot. It feels like a lot when you say it like that. It feels like a lot. But as I'm eating it, it's not. Plus, they added weeners in there. And you could write your own jokes. But I don't eat beef weeners. Then I see a list of the food that Americans hate.

And I was looking at the list on what different, well, they say foods, but some of them are condiments. And, uh, okay, so. The least hated out of the hated list. The least hated out of the hated list is mayonnaise. Oh my gosh. Hello. We just talked about mayonnaise and what's his face from Tennessee. So if you could guess, well, I'll just go bottom to top, all right?

At 13% pickles. I mean, everybody likes a pickle now and then. Right? A good chill dill is always worth. A bite. Coconut, 16%. Cilandruff. Mushrooms.

Olives. Nasty. Fennel. Brussels sprouts. Oh, I was forced to eat those. Capers. Nasty. Okra.

I mean, I had a friend from Arkansas that used to have fresh okra. And they were always big on fried okra. Okay, thanks. Okay. Yeah, no, it's great. Blue cheese. Yeah, nastiness. Beats.

You know, I'd grown to love beets. As a kid, I remember fighting, eating beats, and saying, I'm not going to eat them and sit at the kitchen table. One night I remember sitting at the kitchen table. You're not going to leave the table until you finish your plate. And there was beets on my plate. And I said, okay, well, then I'm not leaving the table. And I sat there.

They cleaned the dishes. They cleaned up the kitchen. And Jeff sat there at that table. I'm eating those freaking beats. Okay. We'll be here until I die. All right. I'm not eating these freaking beats.

They work good. Oysters next on the list. Black licorice. I mean, yeah, I can handle some black licorice down then. I prefer the red. And number one of the polarizing foods, anchovies. Oh, yeah. Honey, no.

Honey, no. Who put the... Who ordered the anchovies on the pizza? Who? Yeah, that's what I thought. you're not invited to any more parties. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something after those anchovies.

I need something cold to drink desperately. Okay, so I did go see Equalizer 3 yesterday. It's going to be the number one movie, obviously, with Danzel. It was awesome. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. You know, I was hoping that Danzel did die in the movie. And I guess if I talk about it,

Now, it'd be a spoiler, right? The movie just released. I mean, today's actually the release day. They released some cities and movie theaters yesterday, early, which is why I went to see it, but this is the release weekend. So, the ending was the ending. And they thanked, they rolled credits and they thanked all the people in Italy. where it was filmed.

And that was great. Watcher Face was fine. Dakota Fanning. And Danzel is Danzel. I mean, hello, he's the man. Now, we'll say, he is getting a little long of the tooth for the part, which is why the part needs to be over for him. But Robert McCall was, oh boy, what now.

Dakota Fanon was in it? Yeah. Is that the one from 50 shades of green? or the little girl? No, the little girl from Man on Fire. But she's an adult. So this is a remake of Man of Fire. Well.

Because that's a fantastic movie. There are arguments to be made that Man on Fire was actually the first equalizer. Okay. But he technically everyone thinks that he died. At the end of Man on Fire. Do you think that? Well, you could make the case that he did.

I was going to say because I never got that from that movie. Oh yeah. At the end? Yeah, I never got that. What's her face? The song is playing. Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah.

By the way, if you haven't not watched the movies from like the 2000s. Yeah. Yeah. Man of fire we can ruin. Yes. But. He saves Dakota family. Yes.

And then they, and then the cartel, the cartel takes him off. Which is your original taken. Taken is a spinoff of men of fire. Yeah, it is. So another. Without Danzel. Yeah. Which is another example of a white man trying to take a black man's job.

Boom. Dune. but let's go back to this okay okay so Dakota's in it uh and equalizer three and she you know she's obviously an adult now and uh it was fun I mean it's equalizer hello it's fun you know that nobody's gonna mess with Robert McCall but since it was the last one I was thinking I don't want him to die it's gonna be sad so it's like I can't spoil it so it's like it's like what's this name um Canada Reeves uh John Wick

John Wick, right? Like, they're talking about the prequels, right? So now we've got to go to Paramount Plus, get the subscription, so we could watch the origin story of the manager. And we're going to have the prequel of Equalizer. So, so. One question,

I don't know if you answered during the Pat show today. What is the difference between equalizer with Black Girl than equalizer with Denzel? Well, Danzel is a film and they can use a lot more gore. and the bad guys are bad. But is it the same kind of like working for the government? Because I never watched the TV show. He used to work for the government.

So even Letitia, right? Leticia. Yeah. I want to say Brown, but I know it's not Brown. No, it's not her. Leticia, Queen. Queen Latifah. We got there.

And I watched that at the very beginning when it first started. I really liked it. It was enjoyable. And then they got Uppini and they kicked Chris North off. They got mad at Chris Nuth. I mean, he may or may not have grabbed a female wrong. Who hasn't done that in today's world? Thank you.

Yeah. Although I just didn't want to come in here. Number of years ago. I grabbed you. And I'm okay with it. Yeah. I'm okay with it. Everybody's okay with it.

But not, not Quaint Latifo. Quentin says. Fisher, let's not go down this road because you know you had this conversation deep inside that person that just got grabbed. I know. I think you. I know. How there. Okay.

Sorry. I know. So equalizer. So there is, there is a connection between. Equalizer movie and the Queen Latifah's Equalizer. So there is something there. Same premise. But they're not the same person.

Well, Queen worked for the government too. Yeah, Queen worked for the government too. But no, what I'm trying to say... Okay, so is the Equalizer a codename like 007? We just take out a new actor and put it. Okay, got it. Got it. Because the original TV show, who's the guy?

I can't remember the guy. Pat brought it up in which it shows you how much knowledge I know. I didn't know it was a TV show before that. then Zell took on. Yeah, there was an older white guy that played Equalizer. So, Robert McCall. So there was a white guy. Took it from the white guy.

And Danzel took it from the white guy. And then they gave it to a black woman. Diversity higher. So, yeah, there you go. And that wraps up, Equalizer. I did see a couple of previews that I thought were pretty cool. There's a movie coming out later this year soon. I'm not sure the release date called The Creators.

I'm told in my ear September 29th. Okay, so like I said, soon. Anyway, it's called The Creator. And it's described as a post-apocalyptic thriller involving a future impacted by a war between humans and AI. It looked really, really good. And John David Washington is one of the stars. I wonder who, is he related to anybody? Oh, I know, Denzel.

Yeah, he's the son. And he'll be in the prequels for Equalizer, too. So, I mean, Equalizer as well. We'll be in the prequel for Equalizer, too. You know what I'm saying. And that looked really good. And there was a new Saw coming out. My wife will be so happy.

She loves those stupid Saw movies. And I see where we're getting a movie now from Taylor Swift. Do we need one? She just toured the world. And now we're talking about the concert film We'll open in theaters October 13th You know, for me it's too soon But for others

Yeah, let's go to the theater And see Taylor Swift's era's tour Because the cameras will be all access And we'll be able to go around in circles And see what a great show it was Okay, all right. I can't, I can't I'm not, no, I can't.

I will say the Taylor Swift movie, the Eros Tour, is for the posers. Okay, those are the people that could, did go to the shows. She's got, she's got the largest concert sales in the world ever. She's touring these giant stadiums. And if you could go, you're a poser and you're going to see her at a theater and say that you saw her alive. So, eh, good for Taylor. Just another way to rake in a few more bucks for another airplane. good for her. Good for her. But save the planet, Taylor. You save the planet.

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They report Apple's going to roll out the 3D printing for other products if the initial test go well. Yeah, they should just have a 3D. warehouse and just print whatever they want. Isn't that what they do in China? No? Oh, okay. I'm not supposed to talk about that? Okay, never mind. Oh, and you know, we talked, I don't know, last week or whenever the news broke about Jordan Peterson, who was being, you know, in a court in Canada, said he had to go to re-education training for offending woke sensibilities of critics and regulators, which is just agonized.

and I you know originally I thought Jordan just tell them to get bent and you know give me a break but now Jordan says hey you know what let's do the re-education program and I'll film it I'll film it all I'll go through your re-education classes but I'm gonna I'm gonna film it and broadcast it all that is a great idea that's a great idea I mean To show what they're trying to shove down people's throats is going to be really, really good. And I don't know that they will actually let that happen. But remember, I mean, he criticized Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his chief of staff. You know, he suggested that the doctor cut off actresses, Elliot Page's, healthy breasts,

was a criminal physician. He retweeted, you bastard, he retweeted a comment made by the leader of Canada's official opposition party regarding the unnecessary severity of COVID lockdowns. You bastard! You retweeted it.

That's right, he is, man. So they were degrading, demeaning, and unprofessional. And you pose a moderate risk to the public. So you run the risk of undermining public. Yeah, he's the one that undermines public trust. Yeah, it's his fault.

Oh, okay, okay. So now he's going to film all the re-education classes, and that is a great idea, Jordan. Just a great idea. Own it. Own it to its fullest capabilities. And let's see what they're shoving down other people's throats. in these classes for re-education.

It would be awesome. It's a smart idea. I hate you for it, but it's a smart idea. Speaking of Canada, we talked about this a long time ago about the alleged mass graves of indigenous children at the residential schools across Canada.

And they've had excavations around the schools and they're getting, looking for these mass graves. And it's been two, years now, and I mean the Minna Gozebe Annie Shinnabi, a group of indigenous people, also

known as Pine Creek First Nation, excavated 14 sites in the basement of Our Lady of Seven Sorrows Catholic Church. Remember they had the big, I mean, the Pope has talked about it, the Prime Minister has talked about the horrors of these mass graves.

And we detected anomalies when we were looking for bodies underground when they first went around to all the schools and it's been two years and they found no bodies there's no bodies it's all BS it's unbelievable I mean we have bent over backwards and I know that the one guy

who was it one of the chiefs yeah one of those Indian chiefs you know those Indian chiefs he referred to the effort as the initial excavation and leading some who were skeptical of the original claims to think even more a plan. I don't like to use the word hoax because it's too strong, but there's also too many falsehoods,

according to a professor, when the chief starts talking about, well, we're going to re-escavade. I mean, nothing. It's all BS. It didn't free. It's unbelievable. It's freaking happen.

All right, my voice is, I thought I had my voice back. It's coming back. No, really it is. But I can't when I, it's coming back. It's not back. It's like over there. And I have to grab it and bring it here to talk to you. But if I start, if I'd let go for a second,

then it's back over here again. I can't. I can bring it back. Okay. But I can't let go, okay. So I let go. it goes over here. I was walking out of the theater yesterday,

and I had, you know, I still had that, and I'm walking out of the theater, and the theater, Diggleberry, they were one of the cleaners, you know, thanks for coming. As I put my soda, you know, in the trash can as I walk out of the theater, I normally just trash it on the floor, but I felt like, you know, okay, today,

it's the afternoon, I'll put it in the trash can. and thanks for coming and I was like yeah no problem my voice my voice and it's back I was like all right

nice it's on it's way back and I held onto it tight but you have to hold on to it otherwise it goes over here all right so I'll pull it back in here try to get the same I have to go to Jeffie AI

today too if my voice starts to fade fast but we'll see did you know that the average we spoke of food earlier you know food meat consumption. But the average chicken lives five to eight years.

You know that? I did not know that. For some reason, I don't know. I don't think about chickens' lives. When I was a little kid, we had a chicken coop, and you'd haul them out and cut their heads off, and then run around, then you'd pluck them and eat them. That's how you'd do it.

But I didn't think about, oh, look, I've got this chicken for eight years. Maybe next time I listen to my chicken conversation. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Chris, yeah, you have chickens. How long do your chickens live? Eight years. Are you ever leaving this room? Eight years.

What do you want to know? Okay, that's what I'm saying. That's average for chickens, six to eight years. The last two years, if they're laying egg chickens, you're not getting them every day. Okay, well, I've got a lady in Michigan here has got her chicken 20 years. 20 years and 272 days. Verified the oldest living chicken.

Is it a laying hand or is it a normal chicken? Ah, the oldest living chicken. is peanut at least 20 years, 272 days verified in Chelsea, Michigan, which is right here, by the way. It's just right there. A little west of Ann Arbor. Anyway, the,

let's see if I said, final doesn't say, let's see if the chicken tiny, barely visible, it doesn't say. The lady does recall the day 21 years ago when one of the chicken eggs that was supposed to hatch. looked rotten and had been abandoned by its mother.

She picked it up, was about to toss it into a pond for the turtles to eat when she heard a small chirp. The second I heard the chirp, I realized the chick was alive. So this is another finding Nemo moment. It is. This is a finding Nemo.

It is. I want the movie, ASAP. You're okay? No, it was trying to get out of the shell. but it couldn't. It was weak. She had to help it. So, wait.

It was barely visible. So she's just trying to give the chick a little help. So it's a retarded chicken. On the spectrum. Oh, sorry. So retarded. And the motherhead wouldn't accept it. Because it's retarded.

It's on the spectrum. So she kept it. She kept it. Nature knows when that that chicken was not supposed to live. I don't think peanut is a. working chicken. That's what I'm saying. Chicken is a lot.

Of course it's going to last you 20 years. But it's alive. Congratulations. Of course it's going to last. Of course it's going to last you 20 years. The chicken is, it has no mission in life. It has no purpose in life.

It's a sassy little chicken. Of course it's pissed. Everybody's procreated and the chicken's like, the hell. If she doesn't get her blueberry yogurt in the morning, I hear about it. That is true.

Chickens do, I got one, I got Sheniqua, and I know if you follow me at Real Chris Cruz, I did a whole tour of my chicken coop. Have you done what I asked you to do yet? Yes, I'm almost done with the pictures. Okay. Because I had to do a photo shoot with all the chickens. I want names and follow.

And Sheniqua is one of those, and you know the color of the chicken. How do you? It would jump out of the coop, peck at the window, and be like, yo, it's 10 o'clock. Where's my breakfast? Right, it's time, let's go.

And then to the point where she got kicked out of the coop. She's not allowed to lay her eggs in the coop. Why? The other chickens are pissed at Shinigua? Yeah, Sheniqua is no longer allowed to put her eggs in the coop, so she has to go and put them in the tortoise enclosure that I have, and then the tortoise will protect them from the dogs and stuff like that. Why is this not being live-streamed?

Dude, it's freaking fantastic. Why is this not being live-streamed? because I'm giving you the rights. So just come over. We need to live. You know where I live. We can make comments. That would be awesome.

Unlike Keith and Pat, their relationship with, you know, streets. But you know where I live. I don't like going over there much, but, you know, I know where you live. By the way, speaking of not going there, I know you're lost of time, but they closed the road. What? My road. So, you know, my road is that main road. Straight down?

What is 17? Whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the highway? The highway, right? Northwest. Okay. So it used to cut where I could just go.

across and go to Kroger. Yeah. Yeah, they shut me down. What? I have to go down to Cabela. They don't have that cross? No. Come on.

That screws that whole neighborhood. Yes. We've literally been disconnected from Keller. So I little have to go to Cabela. Who made that call? Make a U-turn. And then come to work. So how do you think I feel?

That's a long way. I think I feel every morning. I can't allow that. Every morning we have to go down and up. Yeah. Or up and down. Or just cross. How can I cross?

There's nothing there. They took the road. I know. But just there's got to be a way. I was saying, you know why? They took the road. They're just going to build a higher so we could go above the highway.

No, they took the light bulbs. So like there's no lights. So yeah. There's no way to get across. I've been. So if I come from my, or if I come the old way, you can't come. You can't come. You can't come that way.

You can't. You go straight, right? You would have gone straight. Yeah. to my house. You have to go, listen, you have to go right, make a you turn and come back all the way around. That will not stand for that. I will not, I'm not coming. This makes, you know, I'm sorry. So, I'm sorry, but I can't come to you. I don't want to spoil anything. There are roads that connect Keith and, and homie pat. I don't want to, you know, there are roads. There's literally now no

roads connecting me to Jeffrey. Wow. We, I have to go out of my way. Man, did I want to come to your house too, but damn it, I just can't. There's no way possible. That's, that can't stand. It's horrible. It's bad. All right, get out of here. Now, seriously, get out, okay? Wow. Man, oh man, sometimes you just can't get rid of people. You know what I'm saying? You know, I know we're still on strike. I know that, you know, where there's still, actually, we have some new films coming out. We've got a TV show starting, so, you know, they'll work around for the strike, but they better get it fixed quick because we're getting to the point now where the content is going to start disappearing because there's no writers and no actors and one of the things that's going to happen

are people are going to get together and think that they can do podcasts and shows together just because they have to do something so i see where the late night hosts jimmy kimmel Jimmy Fallon Seth Myers Stephen Colbert and John Oliver are starting a podcast called

Strike Force 5 it will be running for at least 12 weeks according to the press release each episode will feature all five boys yeah that's what they are boys

all five boys with one leading the conversation. Boy, I bet you that is going to be good. That is going to be awesome. I guess they all started getting together on Zoom with the strike happened because heaven forbid you can't do a tonight show or a late, late show or a late show without writers.

You can't just come out there and say, hey, I wrote my own jokes today and whatever, whatever. These guys are agonizing. We're part of the union. We can't work. Okay. All right.

All right, fine. I just, I want everybody to get what they want and then let's move this on. Okay. And please let's move this on because, man, I can't do 12 weeks of these five dinkleberries. I mean, it should be called

Strike Force five dinkleberries. and then, holy cow. All right, now we're doing. Good luck. I hope it does well. I want everything to do well. I want everybody to be happy. Good luck, okay?

That's all I want. All right. No, seriously, that's what I want. Don't look at me like that, okay? Stop it. I want them to succeed, especially Stephen Gobert. Man, do I like him.

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It's Friday. So that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show, What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from our four count of one, two, three, four headline. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get, What's the Lie? Our contestant today, returning champion for the third week in a row, Lacey Cashman. Lacey, welcome to What's the Lie.

How are you? I'm good how are you, Jeffrey. I am fantastic. Just fantastic. Now, if you win, you'll get to come back for another round, and you'll win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Bluefreshie. You've already got two of those in the can. For more information, go to Talking Sense Facebook group, find the Freshie set and designed

for you. I know the worker bees at the Talking Sense Facebook group, my wife, was busy making some new ones yesterday, as a matter of fact. And if you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on what's the lie, you can always email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. So Lacey,

week three, week three. Oh, my gosh. Are you ready? I know you've been fantastic. Very proud. Very proud. As a host of a show

that does stories that I find are a little off the wall. I'm very proud when listeners are winners. Jesus, she won't lose. So are you ready to, you ready to play? I'll do my best. All right. Four headlines, one not real.

What's the lie? Headline number one. New study finds snakes calm down when near a friend. Headline number two. Sea otter steals surfboards by the seashore. Headline number three. China sending. fish to its space station. Headline number four, toads a swarm Austin coffee shop after munching on

trashed grounds and getting addicted. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, new study finds snakes calm down when near a friend. Number two, sea otter steals surfboards by the seashore. Number three, China is sending fish to its space station. Number four, toads swarm Austin coffee shop after watching on trashed grounds and getting addicted. All right, those are your four headlines. Lacey, what is the lie? Oh, it's killing me. All right.

I think it's number one. You think it's number one? No. Oh, gosh, darn it. I wanted you to win for the third week in a row, too. Oh, well, thanks for listening to What's the Lie? What's the lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises? All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.

CTF, WTL, MMX, I, I, I. Remember to consult your own legal and tax experts before making any decisions. I think that's my new disclaimer for the show. Okay, Lacey. Yeah. No, it was not. It was the toad swarbing the coffee shop. Oh, all right.

Yeah. Gosh, darn it. I thought that was awful all enough. It might be true. Lacey, thank you so much for playing What's the Lie? And I appreciate you listening to the show, too. Thank you. Yep, thanks.

It's always good. I catch up and work and listen to the shows. Awesome. Awesome. Thank you. Go take care of yourself now. I know you're put a washcloth over your eyes and tell the kids to shut up.

well luckily i don't have kids so i'll just rest thanks so much if the kids are running around now there's a problem that's right all lacy thank you back in the house you're right take care

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