Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Unbearable Anxiety… | 2/17/23

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:33 And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. What is happening? That's the question. So a month or so ago, well, no, it's been under a month. We had the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Arden, decide that she couldn't work anymore. And she was done, right?
Starting point is 00:00:54 And she just left, like a few days ago. She switched over to Chris Hipkins, who is, awesome as the prime minister of New Zealand. Then we have Scotland's first minister, Nicola Sturgeon. I just resign. I don't know. Just leaving. I had enough.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Okay. David Malpass. Yesterday. The World Bank president. Yeah, I'm going to step down. I can't do this anymore. Now, we don't know why he's stepping down, although he has been criticized as a climate change denials.
Starting point is 00:01:31 So I wouldn't want that person running the World Bank. You know, I think you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know exactly what I'm saying. And then we have the YouTube head stepping down. Susan Wojjjjjikki, who's been with Google like 25 years. She just ran YouTube for the last nine years. I mean, she's turned it into the monster that it is. and she just wants to leave because, well, it's time for her to start a new chapter
Starting point is 00:02:06 focused on my family, health, and personal projects I'm passionate about. I always see opening a pot store in L.A. I don't know. But what is happening? That's the question I have. What is happening? Leaders just deciding, you know what? It's over.
Starting point is 00:02:27 I'm out. I don't want to do it anymore. Just, that's the question. What is happening? Welcome. Then we had the five, just a side note of what is happening. It has nothing to do with the leaders at all. But the five police officers in Memphis all pleaded not guilty in the death of Tyree Meckles.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh. Okay. I guess we didn't see what we thought we saw. I mean, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. What's happening? What is happening? Welcome to chewing the fat.
Starting point is 00:03:10 So we've had the big argument in the last, I don't know, at least since the first of the year about tipping and, you know, being forced to tip and every app has the question about how much do you want to tip or leave no tip. And the question is, you know, they expect to be tipped, all of that stuff. well this couple in Oklahoma
Starting point is 00:03:32 went through Starbucks all right so the lady decides hey I'm just going to jump into Starbucks on the way and pick up a couple of Starbucks and she does and she clicks no tip on the old app
Starting point is 00:03:50 as she's going through Starbucks and then in a couple of days and she says I was just a moment of weakness I thought you know I'll just I'll just shoot into Starbucks All I want, let me get a Vente iced Americano and a Vente Carmel
Starting point is 00:04:05 Frappuccino. My wife likes the Vente Carmel Cap. No, it might be a Frappuccino too. Yeah, they're good. Anyway, so she just, you know, just that. No problem. And a shot of espresso for the wife, all right? So
Starting point is 00:04:19 he runs through the thing. It was the husband, not the wife. And it pushes no tip. All right? So now, Now, a couple days later, he learns, hey, his card gets declined. And the wife goes, our credit card just got declined. What's going on? How come our card is declined?
Starting point is 00:04:40 That's always a good call to get. Not that I've ever gotten that call. And so he checks it out. Starbucks charged him $4,44.44 in gratuity. So pissed. You aren't lying. Chiching. I mean, how many people, I mean, I'm sure it was just a mistake. Absolutely just a mistake.
Starting point is 00:05:07 There's no, it was just somebody accidentally hit 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4. You know, when they're putting it in, just a mistake. So she, you know, vehemently describes that. I remember pushing no tip. I wouldn't give a tip going through the drive-thru. I understand that process. so they try to work out a deal with the credit card company and the credit card company says hey it's a you know it's a legal charge
Starting point is 00:05:34 well there's nothing we can do so they go to Starbucks and Starbucks the manager says yeah you know what it's a mistake sorry here you go I'll write to a couple of checks and we'll make it right those checks bounced so now they're pissed now we're reaching out to more people like what is going on we're supposed to go on vacation we don't want to go on vacation we darn sure aren't going through Starbucks drive-through anymore. But we want our money back. So then they get a hold of Starbucks corporate.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And corporate went ahead, took care of it. They wrote them a couple of checks. I don't know why it had to be two checks for 4-4-4-4-4. I guess we just had to write two checks for two-two, two, two, two, two, two. But it was checks, plural, mailed into the couple, and now they have their money back. So good for them. So just beware.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Beware. They had to wait a couple of days. He didn't even think about it. He just went through the drive-thru, got his takeout, and didn't even think about it until the wife is out shopping a couple days later, and the card gets a decline. So just beware when you're going through the drive-thru. A little helpful hint.
Starting point is 00:06:49 And we have some good news, or at least some good news, for some people around the planet. The average penis length has grown in the last 30 years. Now, this headline says doctors call it concerning. Not for the people that went up. I don't know about maybe you start looking into the people that it didn't go up. Maybe those are, it's concerning for them. American men's penises are only the 59th biggest in the world.
Starting point is 00:07:26 That's kind of sad, actually. That's kind of sad. So the average length is 5.35 inches, which is shorter than Haitian, French, and Aussie counterparts. The poll of 86 nations revealed that French men's, are 6.20 inches, while Australia ranks 43rd at 5.69. Men in Haiti average 6.3. Ecuadorian men apparently have the biggest man part, an average of 6.95 inches. Ecuador, come on.
Starting point is 00:08:19 down. Ooh, that didn't mean something else now, doesn't it? All right, never mind. Cambodia is just 3.95 inches. Oh, nobody wants to be Cambodia, man. Yeah. Now, this, of course, are all erect man parts. All right. So, you know, I'm just letting you know it's concerned. It's a health issue. That's a health issue. Because doctors were the reason that they were concerned, Dr. Michael Eisenberg, the study's author, if we're seeing this fast of a change, it means that something powerful is happening to our bodies. And he really was concerned about, you know, why it was happening on healthy habits, bringing junk food or mostly sedentary or even pollution could be causing this. And they didn't know, they're not, they don't know why this is
Starting point is 00:09:18 going on. Now we also have, you know, studies that are talking about, uh, we're less fertile, right? I mean, we've, we're people aren't having babies, uh, around the world, actually. That's really, that that, that is a problem. I don't know if you know that, but we need to actually, you know, I don't know, make families and have kids. I know. Don't look at me. I did my part. All right. I do what I could. I'm done. I don't, I don't even want to admit that I have grandkids. okay those are my wife's grandkids I'm done with it all right
Starting point is 00:09:53 well I will say this though just as a side note and this is just a side note from me my mother-in-law is from Ecuador so I've got kind of a brush with greatness there and just as a side note you know we all are told
Starting point is 00:10:11 we have to believe the science believe the science well we had all kinds of studies in the past that told us that because of pollution that the man part is getting smaller. And now this study is completely contradicting that. So once again, the science isn't settled, is it? No, science is always evolving and changing.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Huh, that interesting? Isn't that interesting? You know another thing that's interesting? I was reading, this never happens to me. And I don't know why. I'm reading a story about a father and his kid. they were out in a creek in Pennsylvania. They're out walking.
Starting point is 00:10:52 And they come across, they look down after they were retrieving, they say in the story, we're just playing a little kickball with my kid and we was retrieving a ball down at the creek. Okay, that's what you say, good, no problem. But when they got down there to get the ball, they noticed a plastic bag with a foot sticking out of it. Why doesn't this happen to me?
Starting point is 00:11:14 How come I'm not finding plastic bags with feet sticking out of it? That's a question I ask myself. Most people may not ask themselves that question. I do. I want to know why I'm not finding the plastic bag with a foot sticking out of it. So the foot was highly detailed, complete with a French manicure.
Starting point is 00:11:34 And, of course, the Pennsylvania State Police were called in. The coroner was called in. The local police were there. And we went down and we opened up the bag. And it was determined to be a sex towel. so again why am I not finding plastic bags in the woods of cut up sex dolls I don't know the answer to that question the only problem I have with the story at all that's kind of weird and they don't touch on it at all they just mention it as a throwaway
Starting point is 00:12:06 we determined it to be an anatomically correct child-sized sex doll they don't even I just throw that out there like I mean everyone one has a child-sized sex now, right? I mean, do I care? I guess not. I guess not. It's just, you know, well, you know what it is.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Oh, yeah. Hey, happy National Library Lovers Month. I didn't realize that this month, February, those of you listening live, today is the 17th of February, 2023 so we're smack dab in the middle of February 2023 and it's national library lovers month oh yeah that nothing says hotness
Starting point is 00:13:00 like the library oh yeah I just love those buildings full of books I could read and turn the pages about you all, my phone. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Are they using an alphabetical order? No, I just want the hard copy. All right. All right, have fun, though. Go ahead and celebrate yourself. Get out there. Get out there, have fun, you crazy, wacky kids. Get out there to celebrate National Library Lovers Month, okay?
Starting point is 00:13:55 Get out there. fun. Maybe you'll run into the, I don't know, I don't know if Mercury One can foot the bill for this. I sent the email to Mercury One. An 1100-year-old copy of the Hebrew Bible could become the most expensive historical document ever sold, known as the Codex Sassoon, the 26-pound treasure going up for auction in May is expected to fetch between 30 and 50. $50 million for this Hebrew Bible.
Starting point is 00:14:31 The Codex says soon. The book will set a record if it goes for more than $43.2 million. Yeah, because what's his face? The CEO Griffin bought the U.S. Constitution in 2021 for $43.2 million. Mercury won. Loser didn't get it. And so maybe, maybe, maybe, you know, 50 million is starting to push it on the budget of Mercury 1. I guess it is.
Starting point is 00:14:59 I thought they were getting some donations, but, all right, fine. Whatever. We'll see what they will see what I get. I'll get the email back. Yeah, Jeff, 50 million. We're not bidding that, okay? All right, fine. I just wanted to let you know. That's all.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Do you do whatever you got to do? You're Mercury 1. They're out to help everybody. You know, speaking to Bibles, though, I see, you know, in the UK where, I mean, silent, people are praying. and getting arrested for praying, and they're praying in front of abortion facilities, obviously,
Starting point is 00:15:32 so we can't have that. We can't have that. And so now they're trying to, you know, they're even trying to make praying, pray-free zones, prayer-free zones. Give me a break. Because in the story, it talks about that people must have the right to peacefully pray.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Is there a way to pray that's not peaceful? I mean, I've never seen it. I'm guessing it's there. But if you're in front of some place, I was using an abortion clinic, for example. You know where they kill babies, those places. And you're praying, even out loud. You're still peaceful.
Starting point is 00:16:16 What are you kidding me? Is there a way? They were screaming their prayers. That's not peaceful. Are you kidding? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:16:27 I mean, you know, I started the show with what's happening. I'm going to stop right here. I want to go to the into the break room by saying, what's happening? Did you hear how loud they said, amen? Arrest them. I, what's happening? What's happening?
Starting point is 00:16:45 All right, let's go to the break room. I desperately need something cold to drink. This is why I don't have a nanny. All right. I see where Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudecas are, you know, they split now. They split back in 2020. And they were together nine years, a long time. And they had a nanny, of course. And now the nanny is suing them, claiming late night emotional convos led to anxiety.
Starting point is 00:17:19 That's why you don't talk to the help. If I had a nanny, which, you know, why would I? I have a wife. Oh, I kill me. I kill me. And she'd probably like to. Anyway, Olivia Wilde and Jason Siddakas are being sued by their nanny. And they're being sued for wrongful termination in a Los Angeles Superior Court.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Okay. So the nanny argued that working in the household during the beginning of the couple's split led to unbearable anxiety. So she worked for Sudecassiz. wild between 2018 and 2021. She was employed as the nanny during their split and following the couple's breakup, she claimed she
Starting point is 00:18:08 began suffering from anxiety and depression after, you know, after Olivia left, Jason would come home and start talking to her and leaned on her and she was just too much for her to handle. You know, he'd, nothing, he would just talk to her lean at her because there was nobody else
Starting point is 00:18:24 there, just her. How about you say, you know what? I, and, I'm tired. All right. I'm going to go to bed. The kids are all yours until the morning. Or whatever. But Wilde wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Her sudden absence from the home had an adverse consequence on the emotional state. Oh, okay. So she claims that her role as the kids' caretaker increased exponentially. And she was expected to take on duties typically done by Wilde. I'd like to know what those duties. typically were from Olivia. What's for breakfast? Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I'd like to know what those were. Anyway, I can't wait for the trial. If there's going to be one, they're probably going to settle out of court anyway. So at this time, Sondacas would often seemingly require her to stay up late after the children had gone to sleep and have conversations
Starting point is 00:19:20 about his relationship with Wile. Maybe you just say, no, I can't. I can't right now. I'm tired. I'm going to go? No, you can't do that. You can't do that. So Sadecas and Wilde agreed to participate in group therapy with the nanny. Now that's Hollywood right there. Okay, we get group therapy with the nanny.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Now, this is after Jason and Olivia have split up. I mean, she's out screwing the rock star guy, right? She's walking New York streets with, what's his face? I can't remember his stupid name now. Who was the dingleberry? she was yeah Harry Stiles yeah because they're broke up now too she kicked him to the curb now too or maybe he kicked her to the curb anyway uh that's during this time so she's out doing Harry and still doing group therapy with the ex-husband and the ex-nanny I freaking love Hollywood this is why I would
Starting point is 00:20:22 not have a have a nanny okay so she claims that uh this was upsetting to Jason. And now she got, she claims she got fired because after they agreed to let her have more time alone, what was the stupid? They eventually agreed to participate in the group therapy. And after being referred to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The nanny was instructed to observe three days of radio silence. So the therapy said, you know what? The nanny just needs to have three days of silence,
Starting point is 00:21:04 away from the kids, away from the ex-wife, away from the husband, and just be quiet. After being informed of the three days of silence by the therapist, Senecas says, no, I want to speak to the nanny right away. Now, we don't know what he wanted to talk to her about. Maybe he wanted to say, look before we do this three days of silence how about you give me a list of things you know what what do i what do i need to do what do my kids like to eat what are my kids like to wear because i have
Starting point is 00:21:33 no idea because you take care of them for me okay i'm out busy earning millions of dollars to pay your paycheck and my wife is unscrewing a rock star okay so but she doesn't want to talk to him so now she says no in an attempt to follow the osteopausea path therapist recommendation, I told, no, she can't speak to him. I can't speak to him. Then he fired her. That is awesome. But she's pissed about that.
Starting point is 00:22:10 And they will not have any of that. Okay. Her termination was because of her disability of anxiety, depression, and for seeking the reasonable accommodation of a three-day leave of absence for the same. So she's suing for loss of earnings, deferred compensation, and other employment benefits, along with the prejudgment interest on lost wages and benefits. Plus, she's also seeking compensation for reasonable medical expenses and legal fees. So this particular nanny was the one who gave an interview to the Daily Mail back in October
Starting point is 00:22:48 when she talked about the couple split. So she's the inside track on Jason and Olivia breaking up. So they were pissed at her to begin with. Right? But Jason wasn't pissed because Jason needed the nanny. He's busy working. I mean, Olivia's gone, but I still got the nanny. I'm good.
Starting point is 00:23:04 You need to take care of the kid. She's been here for a while. And she wants to take a three-day radio silence. Just let me talk to her. No, I can't tell you're not going to talk to her. You're fired. Okay, so that's all that. Ooh, what a wicked web we weave.
Starting point is 00:23:18 When first we try to deceive our nanny. I think that's how that's saying goes. So they claim now that this 18th month long campaign of harassing us, this is Jason and Olivia now, as well as loved ones, close friends and colleagues, has reached an unfortunate apex. We will continue to focus on raising and protecting our children, will you?
Starting point is 00:23:45 With the sincere hope that she will now choose to leave our family alone, so they've turned it on her. So maybe they won't settle. But I have a feeling that the old nanny's going to walk away. You know, if Jason and Olivia just say, give her, you know, what does she walk away with? A couple million and just go away. I mean, I'll tell you this right now, Jason and Olivia,
Starting point is 00:24:09 for $2 million, I will just go away. So my man Elon is in trouble again. Elon is in the fire, man. Every day, he's out there facing the fire. So never mind the fire at Twitter, which by the way I got an email chewing the fat at the blaze.com pointing out hey Jeffie this is from Stephen in Orlando thank you hey Jeffie I heard you quote the Twitter blue subscription price for $11 a month that's the pricing if you subscribe through the app itself where Apple gets a cut of all subscriptions however if you log into your Twitter account from your web browser and view the subscription pricing from there then your subscription would only be $8 a month.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Oh, well, that makes it even better. That means that I'm not going to pay Elon $8 a month rather than $11 a month. So, because he'll follow me at Jeffrey JFR on Twitter. Blue Check Mart is still there, you know, as a legacy account. But we'll see how long that lasts. He's got other worries, though. So at least 30 Tesla employees in Buffalo, New York plant,
Starting point is 00:25:19 were fired on Wednesday, and they claimed that they were, fired in retaliation for pushing a union at the factory. We want a union. Do you? Hit the road. So the National Labor Board Relations said the National Labor Relations Board said the firings came after a group of 25
Starting point is 00:25:42 employees of Tesla's autopilot division. By the way, I think they got fired because of that whole autopilot issue we're having because they just had to recall. 363,000 Teslas over concerns of the full self-driving system not really working properly. Maybe those 30 people had a little something to do with the old Tesla's autopilot division issues.
Starting point is 00:26:08 So they go ahead and they're fired. But they're pissed and they're going to fight Elon. Of course they were saying that he fired them because of wanting to unionize. So if you have a Tesla, though, a Model 3, Model X, Model Y, Model S produced between 2016 and 20203, isn't that when most of them were produced?
Starting point is 00:26:33 I don't know the exact dates of production lines, but I feel like between 2016 and 20203 was when most of them were produced. Again, I don't know, I'm not a Tesla expert. So they have the recall And Elon was against the recall And so he said that It was
Starting point is 00:26:57 Anachronistic and just flat wrong But the company was ultimately pressured into it By the NHTSA The agency has been investigating Tesla's automated system since a fatal crash In 2016 And it's only ramping up scrutiny Okay
Starting point is 00:27:11 All right So we've still got that battle on So he's going to have to give Twitter a little rest for a little bit, fighting down the Tesla side. And then I see where they had, did you see the one video of the California fire crew putting out the Tesla on fire?
Starting point is 00:27:28 Six thousand gallons of water. And that sounds like a lot, but six grand. I mean, what are you put in a pool? 11,000, 11, 12,000 gallons of water. So not even a pool. Put the fire up. I mean, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?
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Starting point is 00:28:14 Hey, I won! Feel the fun. The morning will begin when passenger Fisher is done celebrating. 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1-8665-3-3-0 or visitcomex-X Ontario.ca. Will Don Lemon ever return back to the morning show on CNN? That is another question I have. Because he got in trouble with his Nikki Haley, his pastor Prime,
Starting point is 00:28:42 and he was fighting with the girls. He's always stepping in. He stepped in a few other times as he's taken over the morning show. He got the boot from prime time on CNN, which is saying something. Because, I mean, if you think nobody's watching prime time on CNN, And ain't really much of the morning time I'd say it on them either. But he's been quite a, you know, quite a piece of work on that morning show.
Starting point is 00:29:05 And when you watch the clips, you could feel the tension. So everybody was wondering if this would do it. And he didn't show up today for the morning show. Today is the 17th Friday of February, 2023. And Don didn't show up for the morning show. Just the two girls. Don's not here today was what their opening, what their opening line was. So I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:29:28 If he's got the boot, will he ever return? I mean, I don't know how sad I'll be if he ends up, if we just end up hearing him on the what's his face podcast, talking about his life at CNN. Cuomo, Cuomo's podcast, and they can just cry with each other. Because Cuomo talked on some other Dingleberry's podcast the other day about he wanted to shoot himself and everybody involved because Italians are just so volatile.
Starting point is 00:29:56 What are you talking about? What? I don't even. I can't. I just can't. I'm not putting him in the Who Died Today segment because he didn't die yet, but I mean, he's close. He is close. Speaking of Who Died Today?
Starting point is 00:30:12 Who died today? Who died today? I know many of you have been sending me this story, like I'm supposed to really care about this guy, so I'll tell you who died today. Okay, Austin Majors, the child actor who played the little guy. who played the little kid on NYPD Blue. Nobody even remembers NYPD Blue anymore. That show is a distant, distant memory of cop shows. But I know it was a great show at the time and had a great run.
Starting point is 00:30:38 But Austin Majors passed away. He was 27 years old, died in, I think Austin, Texas. No, that was the guy that died yesterday. This guy died in L.A. Sorry, I apologize. I had my death confused. This particular person. Austin Majors died in Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:30:58 They don't know why he died or haven't listed any cause of death. That will, I'm sure, will be told why he died in a future statement. You can count on it. He was in a lot of stuff, though. So Austin Majors, very sad, dead at the age of 27 years old. Then we have Anthony Tony Mitchell. 36 years old. I was 33.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Anthony Tony Mitchell is 33 years old. He died on January 26th in an Alabama jail as they threw him in a freezer. Why? What are we doing to our prisoners? I mean, I'm all for keeping people in jail if they deserve to be in jail. But this man froze to death
Starting point is 00:31:51 inside a county jail after he was placed inside a walk-in freezer by the guards. So, okay. All right, I guess that's what we're doing now. And you see the guy, I don't understand this death either. Who died today? Okay, so 50-year-old Harold Riley, since we're in Who Die Today? Harold Riley, 50, dead.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I'm not sure how this actually happened. Okay, so he's on. the metro station in Virginia. All right. He steps off the train. But a leash appeared to be tied to his dog that was left on the train. So he steps off the train and the dog doesn't step off with him, I guess, because he's got the leash.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I guess the leash was tied to him because you'd let it go, right? You're not holding the dog's leash by your hand. if you are you'd let it go right you'd let it go if you are because all of a sudden they say he's dragged to his death the train starts go pulling away the dog is inside the train car and he's pulling him all the way
Starting point is 00:33:10 horrible horrible but let go of the leash I would understand let go on the leash why I mean I love your dog but let go on the leash so apparently
Starting point is 00:33:28 they claimed a dog was a service dog. The train people say he wasn't a service dog. So I don't know why we're having this fight over whether it was a service dog or not, because you're not supposed to have dogs on the train if it's not a service animal. And the family says it was a service animal. But they claim that it wasn't a service animal because they had no markings of a service animal. That's what the first reports were. So the operators, apparently, you know, when the operator is supposed to look out the door,
Starting point is 00:33:58 or look out the mirror to make sure nobody's in the way along the train. And I guess the operator couldn't see the leash. I mean, that does not sound like a way I want to go. So I just say the video appears to show the incident occurred approximately 450 feet away from the operator cab. the train operator performed two safe door checks before moving the train but upon close the leash appears to be tied to the person yeah he didn't have it on it so he had the leash tied to him
Starting point is 00:34:39 and that's what caught the door leaving the dog inside the car and then as soon as the train started pulling away it was like oh so rest in peace Rest in peace. Harold Riley. Fifty years of age.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Dead. I mean, really, this segment should just be dumb ways to die. But I can't do that because I put that stupid song in my head. I may have already just done that, and I don't necessarily want to be singing. Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die. So if you're singing that this weekend, you're welcome. By the way, you're welcome.
Starting point is 00:35:27 So I got an email to Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com, which you can email yourself, as a matter of fact. That's how that works. It's an email. You can send information or questions or whatever you want to. What is the email? Chewing the fat at theblaze.com. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
Starting point is 00:35:46 And you can always follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can order a cameo from me. I've been getting a number of requests on cameo. Thank you. But those aren't free. So at Jeffrey JFR, I'll be nice, I'll be mean, I'll be clean, I'll be dirty, whatever you want, but that costs money, okay? It's just the way the cameo works.
Starting point is 00:36:08 That's at Jeffrey JFR there as well. And you can follow me, a YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher is the YouTube channel. So I'm concerned about this email, though. This email says, hey, Jeffie, today on Good Day Seattle, they brief, and who doesn't? I mean, I apologize for missing Good Day Seattle, but I know, I don't live there. Today on Good Day, Seattle, they talked about a film premiering this week, Poo and Piglet, Blood and Honey. Of course, I had to Google it.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Sure enough, it's real. Haven't been to a low-budget horror flick since my college days, but this might just entice me to go see it. I know it's not a zombie apocalypse film, but Poo and Piglet take matters into their own paws and hooves. and when they are abandoned by Christopher Robin, after Christopher Robin goes to college, who knows, it might get a few mentions during next year's award season. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:37:07 And there's a trailer at the end of the linked article. Okay, well, here's the deal. All right. And I appreciate, thank you for thinking of the show, chewing the fat. And if you're a new listener and haven't listened, you know, never listened before June of last year, when I first talked about the poo movie, you wouldn't have been aware that I had already.
Starting point is 00:37:26 talked about the poo movie the Winnie the Pooh horror movie but it was shot in 10 days in England I love the story behind the poo movie it's a great present a good premise to have Winnie the Pooh you know go
Starting point is 00:37:42 go all wild bear on you that's awesome really really awesome and apparently now I was just reading about it that it opened in Mexico already and it's already made a million bucks They spent like a hundred grand making this movie. And it's already made a million bucks.
Starting point is 00:38:00 No matter what happens, they've already made their money back. That's awesome. I mean, that is capitalism making movies right there. What a great thing. So if, Witty the Pooh, blood and honey. I love it. And we have cocaine bear coming soon, right? Now that's going to be opening up very soon.
Starting point is 00:38:23 And I see where cocaine bear is just become a cult. phenomenal phenomenon. Just so you know, you can email me if you'd like about cocaine bear, but we've talked about this multiple times on the show. I told you the real story behind the cocaine bear, what actually happened, how the bear only did eat all of the cocaine. I hate to break it to you. And all the cocaine wasn't metastalizing his body or the necropsy.
Starting point is 00:38:49 He was dead. They have the cocaine bear actually in a museum, I think, I want to say Kentucky, but I'm not positive about that. It might be Tennessee. But somewhere in there they have the actual cocaine bear on display that you can see. And so this movie, you know, is based on a true story. Yeah, there's not a lot of, you know, actual cocaine bears chasing people and stuff. But it'll be, you know, it'd be a fun watch.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And now there's cocaine bear in the movie, Game. I mean, it is a cultural phenomenon now. That's awesome. Aha. So you can play the cocaine bear. dot movie slash game. That's awesome. So this click on my own
Starting point is 00:39:31 can I just click in and start playing cocaine bear the movie game? I think that's the way it works. You click on the like and it opens. Hey, thank you. Cocaine bear, the rise of Pablo Escobaire. I might have to give that a try this weekend. One good thing
Starting point is 00:39:51 about the weekend that cocaine bear opens up. I know that The Jesus Revolution movie opens up on that same weekend. So, man, there's nothing like Jesus and Coke, huh? I mean, that says America right there. Those are the people that we talked about earlier that are not peacefully praying. All right? If you're on cocaine, praying, that's not peaceful praying.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Okay. That's the way. That's what's not peaceful about it. I figured it out. When does Steve DeS's stupid movie come out, nefarious? I see promoting that thing. When is that supposed to come out? Do we know?
Starting point is 00:40:27 Do we know the date of that? Because I feel like we'll probably need a little cocaine to make it through that movie, too. April 14th. Okay, good. Great. Just before I have to turn in taxes. That's great. End of the world movie.
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Starting point is 00:41:19 What's the Lie? America's Favorite Game Show, What's the Lie? It's where contestants try to decipher the lie from your count of one, two, three, four headline. One of them is not true. That's what's the lie. So we had a cancellation on our contestant for what's to lie. But for the past, I don't know, two or three weeks,
Starting point is 00:41:49 our contestant on what's to lie dove, our blazed media, board operator, director, producer, audio engineer, purveyor of the news. It's been whining to me that I got it wrong, but I should have gotten it right. I got it wrong, but I should have gotten it right. That's what I hear. Is that about it?
Starting point is 00:42:09 Is that about something up? Not exactly correct. Yeah, that's exactly what I hear. Yeah, I mean, I was a little humbled by the loss that I had last time, and I thought maybe I'll give it another shot and reclaim. Because prior to your loss. Yeah, I was. Oh, I can't believe people get it wrong.
Starting point is 00:42:24 That's ridiculous. And yet, when you step to the plate, have a nice day. You couldn't swing. Okay. All right. So, you ready to play? I'm ready. Let's let.
Starting point is 00:42:37 I left it. I made it easy. for you. Awesome. I made an easy episode of What's the Live for you. Okay. All right. Sounds great. Headline number one. Nine-year-old boy from Pennsylvania graduates high school. Headline number two. Some AMCs are going to offer cheaper standing room tickets.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Headline number three. Man files $2.3 million lawsuit against a woman. He says friend zoned him. Headline number four. Harry Stiles stage rotated in the wrong direction during the Grammys. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, nine-year-old boy from Pennsylvania graduates high school. Headline number two, some AMCs will offer cheaper standing-room only tickets. Headline number three, man files $2.3 million lawsuit against women. He says friends owned him.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Headline number four, Harry-style stage rotated in the wrong direction during the Grammys. Dove! What? The lie. Now, I will say that if you win, you know, you were going to win a, you know, a freshy scent, a freshly scent of chewing the fat, my freshy scent, made from my wife at her Talking Sense Facebook group. So you get a chewing the fat, freshly scent if you win. It's a talking sense, Jeffie, blue, freshy, if you win.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Nice. Okay. So you heard the four headlines. Twice. what is the lie I'm going to say number three is the lie the man filing $2.3 million lawsuit against women he says friends owned him
Starting point is 00:44:19 yes oh no man did I want you to get it too I wanted you to get it I'm so bummed because you're the board operator director producer audio engineer purveyor of the news here at Blaze Media and so I'm embarrassed for you I'm embarrassed for you, but hey, thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.
Starting point is 00:44:52 CTF, WTL, MMX, I, I. What's the lie, though? AMC is not offering standing room only. Oh, I thought that was so true. I thought that was... It may be. It may actually turn out to be true in the future, but as of right now,
Starting point is 00:45:12 they're not offering standing room. My choice was either Harry Stiles thing or the number three. I didn't, I thought AMC thing was real. That's, wow. Sad is what it is, sad.
Starting point is 00:45:23 But I'll tell you what, if I hear you complain it one more time, I could have gotten it right. No, not so fast. Hey, thanks for playing though. Thank you very much. Thank you. You too.
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