Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Unpredictable… | 5/30/25
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And now
Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher
Okay, so those of you that were in line
Last night at Fenway Park
for the Shakira concert
already know. That show was canceled.
You were already in line, but
the concert was canceled. And they didn't
give you a reason. They just said, sorry about it.
Show's canceled. You get a refund
to wherever you bought your tickets from.
Well, if you have tickets
to the Jason Aldeen, Brooks and
done performance that was scheduled tonight, if you're listening live Friday, May 30th,
2025, that show's canceled too.
So I don't need to go stand in line for that show because they're not having it.
It was supposed to be the beginning of this concert series at Fenway Park.
And Live Nation said that, you know, there were some structural elements that were identified
as to not being up to standard.
so we're not going to do the shows.
So is that a union deal?
Is that a deal where somebody just screwed up?
That's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money just to say,
we apologize for the inconvenience.
Oh, okay, well, then everything's fine.
Don't worry about it.
How about we reschedule?
We put another nail in the stage.
What are we even doing?
Anyway, just know that if you were planning on going to that Jason Aldine-Brux-and-Dun show tonight at Fenway Park, it's been canceled.
Welcome.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
I guess I missed it.
There was supposed to be a smiley face in the sky last night.
The crescent moon was supposed to appear alongside the bright stars, Caster and Pollux.
and you know, as well as I do, where Kaster and Pollux are in the sky.
Just look up.
And so it's supposed to be,
it was supposed to have created a lopsided grin in the night sky.
I didn't see it.
The cosmic smile was hanging above the western horizon,
about 45 minutes after the sunset.
I didn't see it.
I don't know what to tell you.
If you saw it, let me know.
You can email me to In The Fat at the Blaze.com.
and then in your email you can also say
hey see those other two bright lights in the sky
with the crescent moon there that looks like the
you know smiley face
yeah those are the stars castor and pollux
so I know exactly what they are
thank you I appreciate it
you know speaking of space
I saw a headline the other day that said
three three count them one two three
city killing asteroids
could strike Earth within weeks
and generating a million times more energy than Hiroshima.
Ah, what?
I know.
Now, according to these experts,
Venus is concealing at least three city killer asteroids
that could strike Earth in weeks without warning,
which would wreak havoc upon our planet
before we can even react.
So we have to be a heads up on that.
Now, I will say this.
When you read deeper into the story,
you find out that, well, it's probably not true.
But this guy, this particular guy,
wants us to get to Venus.
We can't even get to the moon.
He wants us to get us to Venus.
Kidding me?
And Elon is busy getting us to Mars.
I'm not going to get to Venus.
So according to this, due to the interstellar blind spot, the Rubin Observatory in Chile would have only two to four weeks to spot deadly asteroids leaving us little time.
Okay.
Now the mission engineer said that I guess we could maybe do something that could deflect the killer space rock?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, we could do that, which we are creating that.
And we did test that already, which we believe they claim will work.
So really, it's not going to happen.
And according to the researchers that are predicting that this co-orbital asteroids orbits,
yeah, they have this unpredictable orbit.
And maybe more than 150 years, 200 years, maybe something happens with them.
But for right now, there's probably nothing to worry about, and this is just for not.
but if you want something to worry about
you can worry about this and know
that three city killing asteroids could strike
Earth within weeks because
they are hiding behind Venus
So that's way past the
Carmen line way past the
Carmen line. Don't even
That's not even a joke man
This is serious business. This is devastate the earth
They could hit us without warning
And as the story says
I could wreak havoc upon us, okay?
So that's no joke.
And we don't know which one is going to hit us or if it is going to be all three.
It could be 2020 SB.
It could be 524-522 or it could be 2020 CL1.
We don't know.
We don't know.
So we just know that the circle the sun, that they circle the sun in tandem,
with our twin planet, and they have unstable orbits that take them dangerously close to Earth.
Maybe.
So, be scared.
Be very, very scared.
And as long as we're being scared, there's a couple things that you can actually be scared of.
We have the two Dingleberry douchebags, that fugitives that broke out of the New Orleans jail two weeks ago, still on the run.
They're still out there.
Yeah, don't do use your way.
weapon, call the authorities.
These, they're armed and dangerous or possibly armed and dangerous, and you're going to
want the reward.
So call the FBI, the ATF, and the crime stoppers and see if you can get that full reward of
$20,000 for, uh, for the, you know, apprehension of these two guys.
And then you have, you still have the former police chief in, uh, in Arkansas, the Grant
Hardin, who broke out of jail on this past Sunday, uh, he's still out there.
The devil in the Ozarks was the TV.
documentary about him and he was in prison for murder and rape.
And some of the people who testified against him, we talked about it the other day, they're
a little nervous and they should be.
Because he is not a good man.
So if you see him, the FBI is offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to his
apprehension and arrest.
So heads up, eyes open.
And for sure, do not engage.
All right, let's do one more thing that we need to be scared of.
Okay.
The Trump administration, those bastards,
they have canceled a $76 million contract with Moderna
so that they are no longer going to get $76 million to create a bird flu vaccine.
I know, I know.
Sure, really no human beings have caught bird flu.
from other animals.
We haven't had any person to person strain.
We've lost a lot of...
We've lost 1,072 dairy herds,
more than 173 million poultry.
And they claim 70 human cases.
Okay.
Those are people that were working,
cleaning up the dairy herds
and cleaning up the chickens.
And so they've caused...
They claim that it has only caused one death in the U.S.
I think that person also had some other comorbidities
and has not shown any signs of spreading easily
from one person to another.
But we're not going to give Moderna $766 million
to create a bird flu vaccine.
So be afraid.
Be very afraid.
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Oh, my.
When you hear that, we have,
that means we have breaking news here on
CTF. We have our man on the street, Chris Cruz,
reporting live from North Korea
today. Apparently, there's been
a shipping accident in North Korea.
Chris, do we have a connection with you at North Korea?
Yes, yes, we do. We do have a connection.
Can you hear me?
I can.
They're about to play the communist
national anthem so please rise for the playing of the
I would North Korea be playing the Russian national
I don't know it's North Korea who knows but I'm here because if you remember
if you remember back on just it was just a quick hit
yeah it's a quick hit yeah it's a quick hit yeah from the band there
Kim's there his sister's there so all the other North Korea hoity-toits are there
yes so if you remember back in April 25th of this year
year. Way back. Way back there. Yeah. They had the ceremony for in Nampu, where the sister was there,
the supreme ruler. God bless his soul. That's why we're there now. What are you talking about?
This is what happened. Back in April, I thought it just happened now. That's why you're there.
Exactly. Okay. That was just the reveal. Here's a ship. Here is a ship. Okay. This was a show off.
This is the show off. All right. Yeah, because he's, I mean, Kim's got to show that off to the people.
Now, the launching ceremony is what we're about to cover.
Okay.
Okay.
So the destroyer did not fully sink.
So if you see videos out there seeing a sunken ship destroyer, that's AI.
Deep fake.
Deep fake.
But it did hit, sorry, it prematurely detached.
During a.
SIE launch attempt
costing the ship to lose balance
roll onto its side
sustain whole damage.
Now, you're saying
Holy cow. You're saying
hey, how is this true?
This is a 5,000 ton class destroyer.
Yes. The whole
From the Chongqing chipyard.
I love them. Yes.
Well, actually not anymore. I believe they're all dead.
No doubt. There's no longer
a shipyard. There's no doubt
Well, certainly it's no longer run by the people that were running it.
Yeah, the Chongqing shipyard is no more.
I can confirm that.
I can confirm that.
Yeah, I can smell.
There's no more.
So here's what happened.
The destroyer capsized.
And like I said, after a transport cradle on the stern detached prematurely
doing the side launch attempt causing the ship to.
to lose balance, growling on the side, and sustained hold damage.
They were all there, too.
They were all there.
The footage was Kim showing up and shaking everybody's hands.
Were you there for the handshaking?
I was in for the handshaking.
With Kim and the sister.
Yes.
Now, the sister gave me kind of like a wink.
I don't know if that was a bad wink because she's like the-
You do not want to mess with her bad.
That's what I'm saying.
She's the bad.
If we think, if you think brothers bad, she's worse.
No, she is running the joint.
But satellite imagery confirmed that the vessel is still laying on the side.
Well, you're right.
there. I mean, you can confirm it for us.
I can, but I'm just letting you know that
there is satellite image, because everything that
comes out of North Korea is fake. That's true.
Right? So,
with the bow on the land
and the stern in the water.
Now,
you know, Fisher...
I'm sure Kim Jong-I has not
unhappy. Okay. He's
unhappy. He's so unhappy.
So Fisher, when... Let's go
back to America. When something
like, okay, the bridge
The bridge that collapsed.
Oh, yeah, Baltimore.
The Baltimore Bridge, right?
What happened to that ship?
Well, it just sat there for a little while.
It just sat there.
It just sat there for a little.
Well, Kim has a better option, okay?
Oh, no.
Kim's option is to blue tarp the entire damaged area to conceal the damage.
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to see it.
So I was able to get a quote from the North Korean state media.
That's a big blue tarp too, bro.
By the way, if you're in the blue tart business in North Korea, you just made money,
which means Kim just made money.
Yeah, that's right.
And I could make that for you right now, Cam, no problem.
I could not get a statement.
I hate those people over there at the shipyards just like you.
I cannot get a statement from Kim, but I was able to get a statement from the North Korean state media that was given by Kim.
Because he only talks to them.
He doesn't talk to all the media.
He only talks to the...
Could you just ask him?
You were right there.
Yeah, but the sister gave me a...
wink.
Okay.
I don't want to.
So the official description of the incident.
Why don't we even have you there if you're not going to able to talk to him?
I don't know why you sent me to North Korea.
You're right about that.
But the official described of the incident is a serious accident.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
But.
So the footage that that was released just now is real.
Yes.
On its side.
It did not fully sink.
It still.
Like I said is, did you not hear what I said?
I did.
I heard your report.
I said, the bow of the ship is on the land.
And then the stern is in the water.
I did.
The one footage that I was familiar with didn't look real.
So I was questioning whether it actually happened or not.
So there's footage out there that shows, like I said, a ship all the way going into the water like the Titanic.
Were you sitting looking into the sun like Kim was at this launch?
Yes.
I mean, it's a little disconcerting that the Supreme Leader has to block the sun with his hand.
Doesn't he have blocked the sun people?
I know we're connected via satellite.
Here's the tarp that you're looking at.
Oh yeah.
As you can see, it's tarp it up.
That's awesome.
He doesn't want to see it.
He does not want to see it.
He doesn't want to see it.
But I want to get to his comment because he calls this
a criminal act.
Yeah, it's a criminal act.
Those people are no longer with us.
But how can it be?
So Kim did order an official investigation
and they did arrest, I did get this,
they did arrest four officials
that include
Sean Ying,
shipyard chief engineer,
and Sean Ying senior munitions officials.
Uh-huh.
Um,
I don't think,
rest in peace.
I don't think.
Rest in peace to those individuals.
The investigations in North Korea are more like, what was your job?
Not anymore.
And you're dead.
Yeah, you're done.
You're done.
What's your job?
Nope.
You're dead.
Oh, there was four of them though.
Hold on, hold on.
You, you, come here.
Yeah, it's a criminal act.
Yeah, we're done.
And you behind him?
I saw you too.
There you go.
But if your next question was, hey, Chris, how are they going to recover the ship?
That was my next question.
Thank you.
I did ask him.
He said this one he did give me the answer.
Oh, wow.
Was the sister not looking?
She was not looking.
She was too focused on the four bodies over there.
He said that they're going to use balloons and cables.
Okay.
All right.
All right, good.
Well, first of all, I'm glad to know that the ship didn't sink.
I'm glad to know that North Korea is still busy launching, you know, destroyers.
Well, are they launching destroyers?
Well, they're attempting.
They're attempting to loss of stories.
And they're letting an American journalist.
Thank you.
Well, I had to use Kim's favorite basketball player, Rodney.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I mean, whatever, whatever it takes to get you in.
Just make sure you take care of your stern detaching prematurely next time.
because I believe there's some medication for that.
Never watch your stern to detach prematurely.
That is a good help for that.
Especially if it's a 5,000 ton stern.
Yeah, boy, that's no kidding.
Hey, well, I've got you out the line.
We've got a good connection.
We do.
We do have a good connection.
North Korea, which I like,
no wonder they have so many hackers coming out of North Korea
because the connections are really good.
It's like I'm standing right in front of you.
It is almost like that.
That's how good the connection is.
Did you happen to see?
where King Charles is now starting to ban some things in the UK?
I was able to talk to the plumbing people.
Uh-huh.
Because...
Wait, no, are we doing a...
I know you're in North Korea and everything,
but I mean, we're talking King Charles,
so I've got to give him his...
I've got to give him his due respect as the king.
Go ahead.
So I was talking to...
to Anne Simmons, who worked as a former cleaner in Buckham Palace.
If you did not know, the royals like to use wet wipes.
Apparently they're big on it because they were everywhere.
They like to wipe their butt.
They were everywhere.
It goes against what we thought Fisher.
If you, we have catalyzed, catalyze in this show that whenever you need to get your butt
wipe, you clap your hands and someone wipes your butt.
I mean, they have footmen.
They have footmen.
No, not it.
They don't have that at the, at Windsor.
No, stop it.
So it is, it is a thing that the plum world, you know, I was able to speak to Plum World.
She said that at the palace, web wipes had caused significant plumbing issues.
Oh, yeah.
Despite.
We get clogs in the big drains in London all the time.
Despite being advertised as flushable.
They don't break down in the system like,
bullet paper does.
Yeah, they do not.
You're not supposed to flush them.
Not supposed to flush them.
There was at one point, Ann confirms to us.
Okay.
That they were using reusable cleaning cloths.
Okay.
It's like diapers, not disposable diapers.
So they're using their own diapers.
Well, the problem is that cost effective in the long run are kind of matching the plumbing
maintenance.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
You've got to find a way to save some money.
You know, one of my favorite things about this story,
King Charles banning wet wipes at, I think, three different places, right?
He's banning them at Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle, and Clarence House.
That's where he spends most of his time,
or at least that's where he leaves Camilla.
So he has banned at those three residences.
But also, my favorite part of this whole thing is that,
well, he banned the wet wipes,
and then it says in the story,
and scented candles.
So he's busy banning the wet wipes.
Get rid of these damn wet wipes.
I want them all gone.
I want them gone.
I want them gone at Windsor.
I want them at Buckingham.
I don't want the,
I don't want Camilla.
You're using them at a clearance house anymore.
And while we're at it,
I'm sick of those damn scented candles.
I'm the king.
I want these gone.
I want real flowers.
I want these out of here.
And by the way,
The official statement of banning the wipes is not clogged pipes.
So you better calm the hell down over there.
All right.
He's banning him because of the adverse environmental impact.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
So don't come at him about clogging.
Clogging pipes.
And how much it costs?
And how much it costs to fix pipes.
We're concerned about money.
No, we're concerned about the environment and the earth.
Thank you.
And while we're at it,
get rid of those damn
scented candles,
dude.
Listen, Chris.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Did you not see that he's also...
Connection from North Korea
started to break up.
He's also trying to ban vehicles
and only use eco-friendly vehicles.
Yeah, the next day...
Well, he's got the horse-drawn carriages
that can pull his ass around.
The rest of us don't.
No, Camilla doesn't pull him around.
No, she does not pull him around.
She got promoted.
That's why she became the queen consort.
Yeah.
She used to do that.
She's got her own stolen.
now.
All right, thanks, Chris.
The connection is breaking up
from North Korea.
I really appreciate you going.
I really appreciate you going.
We got to get to the break room.
And that's the sounder.
So, yeah, I appreciate it very much.
When you hear that sound, you know that we have breaking news
and our man on the street, Chris Cruz will be there, we hope.
Let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
So let's say you're
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and now wet wipes have been banned and now scented candles have been banned and you're like,
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So I started watching
Department Q on Netflix yesterday.
It dropped yesterday. New series.
Nine episodes
in the series. And I started
watching it last night. Pretty good.
Pretty good. I did not binge all
nine yesterday. I had other
things to do
yesterday. And I did not binge
all of it. I am about
I think three or four.
I couldn't do a ball. It couldn't do
them all. Yeah, they're all about 50 minutes
long, which I'm happy about.
And it's been pretty good.
The story has been pretty good.
And, you know, again, it's a struggling detective.
And he gets, you know, they try to get rid of him and bury him in the basement.
And, of course, he's one of the, you know, he's the best detective there is.
He's just struggling right now.
And he's going to, he's going to get on this big case.
And, you know, he's going to solve it because that's what these struggling detectives do.
I like it.
Department Q.
So one of the other things that I, that I listen to is, uh, this.
podcast called Anatomy of Murder.
And I've talked to you about them before.
And that's with Anna Sigga Nikolaazi and Scott Weinberger.
He's, if you listen to this, it's a true conviction, discoveries, true conviction,
Anna Signa Nicalazi, and she teams up with Emmy Award winning investigative journalist and
former deputy sheriff Scott Weinberger.
And they go, they break down a murder case.
Okay.
And sometimes the murder case isn't solved.
Most of the time it's a solved murder case.
So their latest podcast, and I think they're going on the road too.
I think they're going to do like a live show for anatomy of murder,
which might be fun to go to.
There's not one.
They're not coming to Dallas.
So they're not coming to Dallas.
You know, maybe I should do a chewing the fat live breakdown of murder case.
That might be fun.
Anyway, so their latest podcast is called...
alarm bells,
M.R. L. Yes, sorry.
And it's fascinating. It's about 50 minutes long.
And I enjoy them.
You know, they're okay.
I like the way they break down the case.
And sometimes they're a little too.
I don't know.
But I like the, I like the, they do a great job.
They do a great job.
Although I've reached out a couple times to talk to them.
And they have not got back to me.
So maybe it's because I point out things in like this latest podcast that's produced
by, and they tell you who produces it.
Whoever produces it,
didn't do a good job this week, I'll tell you that.
The murderer in this case is named
Jacob Fisher, okay?
And it sticks in my head because of Fisher, that's all.
It just sticks to my head.
But as she's talking about him, Anna,
in this podcast, she calls him Jason.
Now, maybe you cut that out.
I noticed the rest of the podcast,
she continued to call him Fisher.
So why not edit her out?
calling him the wrong freaking name.
Oh, nobody'll notice.
Well, someone did.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
No, I'll be fine.
No.
Dude, she just said Jason and the guy's name is Jacob.
No, I know, I know, but it'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, so anyway, but it was the case that I'm more concerned about.
I'm not concerned about any of that other stuff.
So the case is about this.
couple who
and the husband dies.
It happens in Michigan right here
just outside of Lansing
which is the capital
of Michigan is right there.
And the middle estate.
And so the husband
is murdered. All right.
And it turns
out, and you can listen to the podcast
if I don't know all the things that happened. But it turns out
the guy was
having an affair with the wife
and he killed the husband.
but she was the one who made it all happen.
And they've both been found guilty of murder
and conspiracy to commit murder.
And they had two kids.
And by all reports,
what she was saying to the guy about her husband was not true.
That he was, you know, overbearing
and didn't love her,
and loved the kids, treated her poorly,
all that kind of stuff.
It wasn't true.
She was just talking this guy into hating him
and getting him to kill him, which he did.
Okay, but because of her.
And they did a lot of stupid things.
I mean, in the words of Ben Matlock, murder is a messy business.
And it's, you know, they did a lot of stupid things,
and that's how they got caught.
But my whole point behind it telling you this story is that,
as I'm listening to this,
so this couple, they have two kids, they're married,
she has an affair with this guy that breaks it off
and then decides,
you know what, I'm going to get back with this guy
and I'm going to figure out a way to get
him to murder my husband.
What point? I've been divorced
before. I don't wish that on anyone.
Seriously, I don't wish it on anyone.
But I can't imagine.
I can't imagine
that you're a wife or a husband.
They're certainly guilty of it as well.
And you have two children
and you think to yourself the only way.
And they didn't mention anything about it.
money in this case or anything like that.
It was all about she was,
she just wanted to get rid of him.
She,
the only way to be rid of your spouse
is to kill them.
I don't understand that at all.
Seriously, in real time, real life,
we can joke all you want about all kinds of stuff.
Really there's, I got, you know, nothing sacred.
I got it.
But in real time, in real life,
I can't see how you get to that point.
You're a married spouse, male or female.
You have two children.
And the only way that you can see to get out of that relationship
is to kill the other person.
I just don't understand it.
It just flabbergasted me all day yesterday.
And then I had to move on to Department Q
and watch another murder take place.
So I just move on, okay?
And speaking of, you know, stupid shows
that I've been watching for a long time.
I see where NCIS,
season 23,
that's just been re-up, they're coming back.
NCIS origins,
which is really good.
That's the beginning of Gibbs.
If you're familiar with NCIS, Gibbs,
hello, Mark Harmon.
He is the,
he narrates NCIS origins.
Really good.
It's the beginnings of Gibbs.
Awesome.
I really enjoyed it.
And then you have the last NCIS show
remaining is NCIS Sydney.
They're all coming to CBS, is moving them all back to Tuesday night.
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You're going to have the mothership and you're going to have origins
and then you're going to have NCIS, Sydney.
Because they got rid of Hawaii, which Hawaii was kind of better than Sydney, I thought,
but, you know, CBS didn't ask me.
And they got rid of NCIS Los Angeles.
That's gone now.
And so we just had NCIS New Orleans or whatever they called it.
That was short-lived.
as well. That was in there
before Hawaii.
So we have the
NCIS original which has been
okay since Gibbs left, since Mark Harmon left.
Been okay.
You know, I still enjoy it.
What's his face that is the new
head guy does a good job?
You know, Gary Cole.
He does a fine job and I like Gary.
You know, I don't mind him at all.
I just, you know, it's not the same
without Mark Harmon and Gibbs, which is
why I like origins because he narrates it.
Anyway, there's a little NCIS update
for you on the CBS.
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Who died today? Who died today? Well, let's begin with Bernard Carrick. Bernard Carrick, known for his role as the New York City's police commissioner during the 9-11 attacks and who later found himself married legal troubles until his pardon by President Donald Trump has passed away at the age of 69. I guess they didn't say what.
caused his death, but it does say that it was a private battle with illness.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know if it was that.
They certainly won't tell us if it was that.
But he has passed away at the age of 69.
And maybe, maybe that's why Donald Trump, you know, gave him a pardon because he called
him up and he said, hey, Bernard, how you doing?
What's going on?
Oh, okay.
Okay, I'm going to go ahead and pardon you now.
So Bernard Carrick, who was the New York City's police commissioner during the 9-11 attacks,
certainly wasn't the police commissioner after that because that was Frank Reagan.
Hello, we all know Frank Reagan was the police commissioner.
And Frank Reagan, the father, was police commissioner before that.
I guess he was the police commissioner before this guy.
So this guy was in between the original Reagan and our first.
Frank Reagan, Commissioner of New York
and Blue Bloods. Wait, that was a TV
show, it wasn't real? Oh, okay.
So rest in peace to Bernard
Carrick, dead
at the age of 69.
Then we have
Michael Sumner.
Michael Sumler
dead at the age
of 71.
It died in a car crash. Very
sad. And you ask yourself,
Michael Sumner, where do I know
Michael Sumner from?
All right, Michael Sumner, Chicago Mike, from Cool and the Gang.
He has been with the legendary R&B funk group as their hype man for more than three decades.
Yeah, baby.
He's a resident hype man.
Yeah.
He died in Georgia in a car crash.
Very sad at the age of 71.
No, no, no.
Keep real.
What are we doing?
Yeah.
I mean, his style and energy, according to all experts,
added flair and excitement to cool in the gang for decades.
I don't know if I can take this whole song, so we just hold on.
So we're celebrating Michael Subner, the life of Michael Sumler,
after he has passed away on a horrific car crash at the age of 71.
So rest in peace and celebrate the life.
I've got to turn this down now.
I cannot listen to another.
I can't make it through the entire cool in the gang.
And then we have Brian Avnet.
Brian Avnet, a longtime artist manager and music executive.
I know, I know.
He's one of those people that even if you see the picture, you go,
I don't know who he is.
But he's a longtime artist manager and music executive.
He passed away at the age of 82.
Brian
Evnet
dead at the age of 82.
Apparently, no, no, he was family to somebody.
Stop it.
He died at his home in Los Angeles
after a battle with Parkinson's disease.
I mean, I don't wish that on anyone, man.
That's darn it.
I mean, he's a Baltimore native.
He worked closely with a bunch of stars.
Oh, and he also began working with the Manhattan Transfer.
I love the Manhattan Transfer.
man that the red and white album whatever it was i one of my favorite albums a long time uh for a long time
don't get me started on the manhattan transfer we just went from cooling the gang i can't start
listening to manhattan transfer birdland five thousand dollars in a league for birdland yeah no play birdland
give me the beginning of birdland uh i just let's hear he played with it this guy was uh part of jean luke
Ponte.
Oh, my gosh.
Frankie Valley, Forest.
Ooh, Frankie's not looking good these days either.
Cindy Lopper.
Sky was it, man.
Rest in peace.
Five thousand like years from Birdland.
Yeah.
The album is transferred.
Okay.
That's Manhattan Transfer.
I think the album is titled Transfers.
Think.
Can't remember.
It's been a long time.
So what is it?
Extensions?
The Red, White Ellen, Manhattan Transfer.
Extensions.
Okay.
All right.
So whatever.
That's the name of Manhattan Transfer.
Extensions.
It was close.
Transfers, extensions.
Rest in peace, Brian Avnet.
Dead.
The age of 82.
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So it's Friday.
That means it's time for what's being called
America's Favorite Game Show.
What's the Live?
What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count them one, two, three, four headlines.
One of them is not true, thus that's where we get. What's the Lie? Our contestant today, Justin Kelly, if he wins, not only he'll get to come back for another round, he'll win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie.
For more information, you could go to the Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie sent in design.
just for you.
If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie,
you can email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
Justin, welcome to What's the Lie?
How are you, my friend?
Doing well.
How about yourself, sir?
I am embarrassingly good.
So, Justin, you have sent a couple of emails with jokes of the day.
You've stolen some from what you say is your grandma.
know that that's actually true. But in your email
you say you've given jokes from your grandma
and then you gave me the cocky
you know, well, you know, the cocking organ,
what's the law I know, do? So here you are.
So.
Thank you for having me on, sir.
Yeah, yeah. Is grandma listening? I mean, is that real?
Is she actually real?
She will be listening. She will be listening.
She is actually real. She is
and I, she's going to be mad. She is actually 98.
I was being polite.
Okay. So not mid-90s.
So she's probably about 20 years.
I remember the first time I turned 98, man.
I'm telling you.
I understand.
I understand.
No, she did get the joke.
I don't know where it originated from, but she got it from her knitting group.
She got it from her knitting group on a Facebook message.
Does she knit or is probably about 40 years younger than you?
Okay.
So do they did or crochet or it doesn't matter?
I'm, they stitch and I don't know if you can say the B word.
Yeah, no, I understand.
Yeah, I got it.
Do they play cribbage or they just knit?
No, they just knit.
Okay.
So for some reason, I have cribbage stuck in my head.
That's a grandma kind of game.
So they don't play Uno or they don't play cribbage.
They don't play yuker, nothing?
I don't know.
I'll have to ask them.
Okay.
When I text her next, because she does text.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
They allow her to have a phone at the joint?
Okay.
Nice.
She actually calls the place they live.
They're still independent.
They live on what they call waiting for God Hill.
That's kind of sad.
I'm sorry to laugh at that.
That's kind of sad.
They laugh at it too.
Yeah. Okay.
All right.
We'll just tell Grandma, you know,
we love her and sure I want another hat or another pair of mittens for Christmas.
Fine.
Go ahead.
Hit them up.
All right.
Yeah.
I'd like, yeah, I mean, maybe Grandma can, you know, knit up a chewing the fat pair of mittens for me this winter.
That'd be great.
I'm happy to do that.
I will get on that.
I will see what I can do for you, sir.
So are you ready to attempt, what's the lie?
I feel like I made it pretty easy for you today.
Well, last week, I usually, I'm about 50-50 on it.
Last week was pretty easy.
Hopefully it's as easy last year.
All right, all right.
All right, let's go.
Five headlines.
Four headlines.
Sorry.
It's not the family game.
This is just a single game.
Four headlines.
One, not read.
What's the lie?
Headline number one.
Brazilian nuns go viral after beatboxing on Catholic TV.
Headline number two.
Delta flight erupts into chaos as pigeons fly around the main cabin.
Headline number three, a non-alcoholic takeover night at a minor league baseball game stadium
ends in four arrests.
Headline number four.
Heathrow Airport chief out of reach during shutdown as, yeah, my phone was.
on silent. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, Brazilian nuns go viral after
beatboxing on Catholic TV. Headline number two, Delta flight erupts into chaos as pigeons fly
around main cabin. Headline number three, a non-alcoholic takeover night at a minor league
baseball stadium ends in four arrests. Headline number four, Heathrow Airport chief out of reach
during shutdown as phone was on silent.
Those are your four headlines.
Justin, what is the lie?
Huh.
It's a tough one.
I think Brazilian nuns, they get pretty wild down in Brazil.
Don't they, though?
So the Delta Airline Pigeons, that's, yeah.
Baseball game, I see people getting crazy at baseball games constantly,
so I don't think there needs to be alcohol for that to be.
an insane thing.
What was the last one?
Heathrow Airport Chief out of reach during shutdown because his,
my phone's on silent, sorry.
Goodness.
I know, I know.
Nothing but time for you, though, Justin.
Nothing but time.
No, no, I know.
All right.
All right.
We're going to go,
uh,
Delta Pigeon.
Going to go with number two.
Delta flight erupts into chaos as pigeons fly around Maine
Cairns.
Oh, no. Gosh darn it. I wanted you to win for Grandma, too. Shoot. Oh, man. Oh, well. Well, thanks for listening and playing to What's the Lie. What's the Lie? Is a subsidiary of chewing the Fed Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MMXXV. So, you want to take another shot?
I was waiting for that.
We're going to go
baseball game then.
You would have been correct.
Yeah, but you weren't, because that's not the one you chose
the first time.
I know.
I know, darn the luck.
Well, listen, give Grandma.
Well, I was going to tell you to give her a hug,
but you don't even see her.
You don't even see her.
You don't even see her.
You just talk to her on a phone.
So tell Grandma, we love her,
and we hope everything.
We hope it's a long, long time
before God's Hill, okay?
Yeah, well,
we hope she lives as long as you do so.
Oh, yeah.
She might not want that, though.
All right, thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Later.
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