Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Wanted: 'Roadie' for Drop Off at Sun Devil Stadium Super Bowl Sunday 1/31/15

Episode Date: January 31, 2015

Today, Jeffy helps you be a "super star" at that Super Bowl Party with quirky behind the scenes facts about The Big Game! Jeffy also fills you in on how to find out if your a terrorist, reveals the latest company making illegal drug delivery a breeze and an update on what Stevie Wonder is seeing these days. Plus, how you can earn college credit for inventing new porn! All this and more on the Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on TheBlaze Radio Network.Follow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Divorce. No, I'm not getting it. one. I have been through one, though. Man, it ain't fun. I wish it on no one. And if you're close, fight tooth and nail before you decide on getting one, I'll tell you that. We've all heard the

commercials, you know, the Cordell and Cordell ones specialize in taking care of the men, you know, that illusion of women have the upper hand. The latest one was with Barry Sanders. Barry Sanders, who knew? Thought he just went away. Anyway, they could be ugly, expensive. Let's not forget about destructive. We've all seen more of the roses. Now, they say that there's predictors, behaviors, you know, most reliable predictors of divorce. So they could predict marriages would end in 93% of the time. Contempt, criticism, defensiveness, stonewalling. Now, those are all. part of a marriage, of course.

But if it's all the time and you just lose yourself in those, it may be time to think again. And then there are, you know, people wish they would have known some things before they got divorced. Like feeling sad, loss, fear, anxiety. Just because you're divorced, all your problems don't just disappear. That's a fact. Once the divorce papers are signed, you know, the experts, the real work begins. We need to heal from the emotional turmoil of a bad marriage and learn to be happy alone

before you can enter a new relationship. Your kids may not tell you how they feel, though it may come through in their behaviors. Don't rush through the process, as tempting as that is. Everyone needs time to adjust and make good, clear decisions that you can live with for many years to come. You're going to lose some friends. The ones you thought would be there, for you, they might not be there.

Let go of that anger. Holidays are hard. Spare the children from bad-mouthing your spouse, no matter what. Don't rush to start dating again. Just a few things. And then there's this letter. That's got me started thinking about divorce, actually,

and how some handle it. You know, I felt myself and my first wife, you know, we did about as good as we could. In fact, this letter that I found this week entitled, A Brave Woman wrote this epic letter to her ex-husband's new girlfriend. Got me, you know, feeling like we did okay. So I'll read just some highlights from the letter. You must be cringing as you read this. You must be thinking I'm going to school you on how to treat your new boyfriend. You must be thinking I'm going to lay down some laws about how to treat your children.

This is not at all what this letter is about. I would like to welcome you, welcome you to this unique dynamic of modern family. Welcome to the way we wing this life and this relationship. Yes, I said relationship, but not by its standard definition. The children keep us in a relationship, much like your work keeps you in a relationship with your boss. If success is the goal, whether you work on parenting, the relationship between those who strive for that is important. I will not fill this letter with none of my business type of advice and how to treat a man.

I have known that since I was 20. I won't tell you anything that is personal about him. Anything that he chooses to share is between you two. I'm not going to tell you why things. did not work between us. All I will say on the subject of us is what I say to everyone. To me, he's a great guy. For someone else.

There's just a few more highlights. I'll post the entire letter on my Twitter account at Jeffrey MRA or up on Facebook, Jeffrey Fisher. You're going to see us, the kids mostly, but also my husband and me quite often. You're going to find yourself sitting with us at concerts, plays, games, graduations, and many other events. It will feel awkward at first. Maybe, but I hope that that changes quickly. While the kids know very well that their father and I are divorced and done, they need to know.

We're united and our support for them. And this is one of the many ways we will unapologetically display that support. Might sound weird. I'm so excited for you. My sons will see the side of their father. They don't even know they missed. They'll witness the kind of happiness that blooms from the excitement of joy and mystery that comes with a new relationship.

They'll see their father beaming with hope. He'll hear him laugh too much and too loud as they've reported to us and speak with new charm in his voice. Because they love and admire him, all these things will make them happier too. He will never call to ask me advice on fashion, which is a good thing because I have none. We won't call to chat about TV shows he enjoys. He won't call me to complain about his workday. Our relationship revolves around three growing boys.

While other subjects may arise while we're in the... the same space for a long period of time, please know that my role in his life is mother of his children, nothing more. And she goes on, carefully and respectfully. So that's what got me thinking about all this agonizing divorce talk. And I hear these stupid divorce commercials. And then I hear facts like 50% of all marriages end in divorce, they don't know that that's actually true.

First of all, 50%, look around. Maybe it is true. I mean, divorce is not fun. It's ugly. So if you're actually in a relationship where you're going to get a divorce or you're thinking about a divorce, let's try not to have the war of the roses, especially if there's children, because it's important to let them. Now, the new world, I mean, you can marry anything in anybody, right? So it's going to be hard.

explaining to the kids that, you know, kids, I'm breaking up with your dad, but, whew, man, do I love that squirrel? Happy, happy day. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome. Welcome. We got all kinds of stuff to get to today. I just, this letter, this divorce letter just kept eating at me for the last two or three days,

and I just wanted to share a little love and kindness about divorce. This is The Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. Hey, welcome to it. 888-90-033 is the phone number. If you'd like to participate in the broadcast of the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. I wanted to say thank you for all the birthday wishes, you know, this week a couple days ago.

Yay. Happy birthday, another year. Yay. Everybody's happy. Yay. Hey. No, you know. Anyway, thank you. Appreciate it.

It's the big NFL Super Bowl weekend. It's a big birthday another year. Everybody asks, I joke about, you know, being 192, 182, 175, 800 years old. I'm actually 99 years old. So next year, we're having a big party. I've already decided. I haven't told my wife yet, though. So it might be an issue.

But I'm going to have a, I want a big 100-year-old party next year. And I'm going to put one together. We're going to have a big party. I might even invite you. You never know. You just never know. But I'm ready to have my 100-year-old birthday party. What do you think?

I got some nice gifts. I got the box of spoons. It's great. I got some jar of candy. And Laverne gave me a jar of, of miscellaneous sweets. And then I got great gifts for my kids. And I got, ah, I got the Walking Dead comic book.

I got one edition. I don't know, there's like 8,000 editions, but I finally got a Walking Dead comic book. So you never know. Maybe you have to start reading that bad boy. I don't know if I want to take it out of the plastic, though. And, you know, kind of see where the show is going, see what's happening.

It comes back next week. Kind of excited. Season 5, part season segment 2, half, second half of the year, whatever it is. Who knows? I love their little tweet about, hey, we could have come back this week. You're welcome, NFL. Yeah. I'm not real sure, you know, while the Walking Dead is good.

And I would have switched over. Guaranteed. because the game by that time probably pretty close to being over. However, they come back next week. And by the way, Walking Dead,

still waiting on your call. Hello. Hello. Missed your call. Been looking for it. Hello. Just want to be a walker. That's all I want to do.

And at 99, I might not have, you know, might not have a lot of time left. I know there's And everywhere Since this year I turned 99 Everywhere I look There's all kinds of

You should be healthier You should develop your brain Okay I got it Take dance lessons Stop it I'm a great dancer as it is Play an instrument

You know I can read music Learn a foreign language How about everybody Learn English Come here play chess i do read more or less thank you mr expert read more or less um okay change your font barely read the font i have write about your stress no if i write about stress then somebody's going to find what i wrote okay oh my gosh no no i can't do that take up knitting i did that's what my

does. Find your purpose. Be social. What if you don't like people? Play a video game. I don't have time to play the silly games. Use your time efficiently. Okay. I don't get enough sleep as it is. Maybe that's the problem, Jeff.

Right by hand. No. We don't have to anymore. In fact, I'm ticked. I still have to type on a keyboard. I want voice recognition that actually works. So I can just speak it into existence. Wash the dishes. Hello?

I have a dishwasher and a wife. My gosh, why do I need to do that? Take naps. Okay. That one I could do. And ramp it up. Physical activity or mental activity. No.

I mean, I've already, how much more do I have to do? Seriously. So a big 100-year birthday party next year. I'm looking forward to it. Can't wait. And speaking of Walking Dead and maybe the house of cards and maybe the whole Netflix thing. You know, we've talked on this show, we've talked before about the Netflix post-beats. watching depression where it's finally like, oh, it's over.

And that whole scene of being into episode four and there's six episodes, you just have to, I mean, you have to watch it, right? I mean, pretty soon it's three o'clock in the morning and it's, okay, I've got to try to get a little sleep. I've got one episode left. I can do that tomorrow. Maybe I just stay up and do it now, and then I can sleep tomorrow. Huh?

You know we've all been there. Well, according to a study at the University of Texas in Austin, great town, capital of Texas, viewers are gorged multiple TV episodes in one city may be doing so to cope with feelings of depression and loneliness. No, we have depression and loneliness after we do it. Even though some people argue that binge watching is harmless addiction. Findings from our studies suggest that binge watching should no longer be viewed this way. Is that right? Yun Hai-sung, author of the study.

The study included more than 300 people, 18 to 29, linked binge watching to a lack of self-control, fatigue, and obesity. E! You might have something there. Binge watching has become a featured functionality of streaming services. Yes? Yes. No kidding. Which is tremendous.

I mean, we've talked about it before. I mean, it's tough, difficult to even, you know, watch one episode that you've devoured. And then fast forward through commercials. It's like, oh. And then there's one show. Stop. I got to wait until you have at least a couple in the can. So you get a couple under your belt.

It's really sad. Okay, maybe you even has something. Maybe it does is because I'm depressed and lonely. I think I'm so depressed and lonely. I'm just going to sit down and watch my Netflix episodes of the fall. And there's only six episodes, and they're only an hour long each. I hope I make it. I hope I make it.

And I have self-control issues. I'm fatigued. I'm obese. I'm just going to sit here and watch the show. I'll be right back. I've got it on pause. I want some ice cream. So just be careful on your binge watching, okay?

That's all I'm saying. Just be careful. Be careful. Now, you know, it's the big Super Bowl weekend. I know, I know, I know, I know. We're going to get into a little Super Bowl chat, and I've got some behind-the-scenes stuff. You know, we're not going to talk.

It's not going to be the X's and O as of football, okay? I promise you that. It won't be the X's and O's. Because there's all kinds of stuff around the event of the Super Bowl that are pretty cool. And things that you might not hear on ESPN, I'll tell you that. like, you know, the Seattle company. That's between Seattle and New England, if you don't know that. I'll help you.

You know what we're going to do. We'll come up back after the bottom of the hour newscast. We'll get just some points that maybe you can use at that Super Bowl party that you were forced to go to with your husband or your wife because the boss is having a party and you think, man, we need to go to that. And you have no, you hate football and you really don't like the boss's secretary. But you're going to go because it's, I don't. part of the deal. So I'll give you a couple things that, you know, at least you can sound,

people, you can say a couple things and they'll go, oh my gosh, that's fascinating. She really knows what she's talking about it. You can go, yes. Yes, I do. I've got to get home to the children now. Like the Seattle-based company, who's all fired up, I love the whole medical marijuana thing, and yet we're ramping it up, ramping it up for the Seahawk fans. And there's a news report on what they're actually doing to get ready for. the Super Bowl. It's not like I go home with, you know, like cramps or anything. Ha!

Philippone is a pre-roll aficionado. But even for her... Thank you. This is working fast. Probably 180 to 220 in an eight-hour shift. That's double the joints of a normal day. All for what her company thought would be a small novelty. Definitely weren't ready for the speed of it.

Nice. A 12-pack sold out within 15 minutes of Solstid releasing this video. So the medical merit. marijuana supplier decided to light up production. There's no wasted movements. McLean's sale would normally be trimming flour, but Solstice has moved everybody to rolling and packing. The goal, 2,000 joints per day.

And sort of a crash course in how to hold the tube, how to prep the goods. Solstice now plans on 12,000 joints or 1,000 12 packs by Super Bowl Sunday. I've been something else. Criticism has already come from Patreon. fans. No. Stoners.

And to that, we just respond, you know, we play within the rules of our state. Oh, uh-uh-uh. So do they. Shut up. A smokeable spirit, even they admit, the city's already got. Whether you're a football fan or you're not, if you're in Seattle right now, you can feel it. And feel this too. I bet you can.

I bet you can. I bet you can. I bet you can. The loudest they've got. Upon harvest, you know in the whole building. By next season, Solstice plans to sell the 12th pack for recreational users. for 12s old and new. I feel like I am more invested in it now this year.

I really want them to win. Because he's already rolling the celebration, which they say tastes like Skittles and victory. Oh, yeah. Can't wait for the homemade strain of Marshawn Lynch brand Beast Mode. Oh, gee. Yeah, 12,000 joints. Seattle, smoke them if you got them, baby.

That is so nice of Seattle. to just be stoned for the whole Super Bowl. Nice. Nice. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-333 is the phone number, Mike Opelka,

and Pure O'Pelka, his broadcast coming up right after this show on the Blaze Radio Network. And then we go into a little bit of Glenback weekend, figure out what happened this past week on the radio show. Then Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, Joe Pags, all live on the Blaze Radio Network. Your Saturday fulfilled. No need to go anywhere else than right here. The Blaze Radio Network. Alex in California. You're up early.

Thank you. What's up? Yeah. Yeah, no, that's tough. I wanted to call you on your debut. I would assume I was your first caller ever, but your debut day, I'm never going to answer on the phone. Oh, no.

Unfortunately. Oh, no. I was just trying to be there for you, man. Well, listen, we'll say that you were first. Oh, okay. Okay? You can tell everybody, hey, I was the first caller on that piece of crap show. That piece of crap show.

No way, no way. Because what I really wanted to tell you was, you know, I only know of you because of the Patent's show, and there's a few redeeming qualities to that show. Why don't you? Just a couple redeeming. Well, thank you so much for watching the show, man. We appreciate it very much.

Oh, see? So, you think he was blaming my phone. It's your phone. Okay, Alex, I got you, dog. All right, I got you. All right, so those of you go to the Super Bowl parties. And you know, you do, you know, okay, so you have to go. You have to.

You know you do. And you can shrug your shoulders and go and put your tail between your legs and... Or I'll give you a couple of things you can talk about. Like the Budweiser Super Bowl ad, guaranteed to melt your heart, a little doggy. A little doggy gets lost and comes back and the horses help him up against the evil animal. and then you can talk about the evil go-dadi ad, which I don't understand why it's so evil, but they claim it is and they're not going to air it now.

I believe that that ad should air right at. They should have paid money. They should have paid extra for the go-dadi ad to play immediately after the Budweiser ad. Because it's the premise of the lost dog. He gets bumped out of a truck. and he's lost. He's trying to get back home, and he finally gets home,

and he runs into the arms of the owner. This is a commercial spoiler for you. And the owner says, Yay, you're home. That's so good because I just sold you on my website that I made with GoDaddy.com. And if they put him in a truck and off he goes again. Fantastic.

Come on. That's America. That's America. But according to the SPCA. If you could buy a puppy online and have it shipped you the next day, it's likely you're supporting inhumane breeding. Really? Really? My dog just had puppies.

Here's a picture. Want to buy it? Yes. Okay. I'll ship it to you. This is what that do with inhumane breeding? You're the... SPCA, please.

How many dogs should kill a year? I know. Nobody wants to talk about it. Nobody wants to talk about that. Dogs that have been left there for so... along and we've just got to get rid of them. Sorry, you don't need to bring up bad bad news for you people.

But any time that you can promote having people get animals and maybe, I don't know, take care of them and be happy with them, shouldn't you be there for it? And really it was more of a, hey, you could make a website on goaddy.com and sell your goods,

that kind of thing. Don't you think? But hey, hey. What do I know? Right? Right. Of course. What do I know?

Now, there's some stuff that you probably need to know. I see an article here that said, 49 quick things you need to know about the Super Bowl. And as I'm going down, some of them, you know, do you need to know them? But there's some cute little things. I know that there's tickets still available. You can still go to the game. And what you can say is, oh, yeah, I heard there were still some tickets available.

But if you wanted to get them before the game, I think they were still going for upwards of $4,000 to $8,000 a ticket. See? They sound like you know what you're talking about. Now, some people wait until just before the game, and that price drops dramatically. Dramatically. And the closer you get to the game, if people have tickets for sale, those prices drop dramatically because they want their money back.

Now, they're saying the average ticket price is $5,000. that's a pretty penny. That's a pretty penny. No kidding about that. Now, Katie Perry's going to be there. Lenny Kravids. Adina Mansell singing the National Anthem. It'll be fun.

The Katie Perry halftime show will be fun. And we'll get into a little bit more of her. I thought she was great at the press conference. A little football outfit on. Both teams are 14 and 4? 14 and 3? Something like that. What the hell are they?

Now I've got to look at the records. They're 14 and 4. By the way, just as a sign. Side note, Moran Trivia is 14 and 3, and Moran trivia picked the New England Patriots to win. So, plus Seattle. Come on. We're all against New England for their deflate gate, and we're not looking at Seattle. I'm pretty sure.

I could be wrong. I could be wrong on this. Okay. But I am almost positive that the Seattle Seahawks have a number of players who have tested positive for. different illegal substances banned by the NFL. They may even be at the top of the NFL testing. And then they have their coach, Pete Carroll, who, you know, I got no ax to grind with Pete Carroll,

but, you know, let's not forget that Pete left USC after he bought all his top players' houses and promised him the world, and then left to go back to the NFL, and then they took the national championship and fined USC last out. Oh, yeah, that. Oh, yeah, that wasn't cheating, I guess. Oh, oh, okay. Okay, never mind. Never mind.

We'll just look the other way. So, okay, Seattle, thank you. I don't really like, I want New England to be in Seattle just because of Seattle. Ugh. It just irks me. But, but I really, last year I really wanted to do England to do it. Because last year, my son was on the team. and he would have gotten a Super Bowl ring had they gone, which would have been fantastic.

This year, not on any team. It doesn't matter who wins. He's not getting a Super Bowl ring. So, no do I care. Plus, come to think of it, the Patriots fired him. The hell of my wife rooting for them for. Oh, yeah. Okay, so you got Al Michaels and Chris Collingsworth and Michelle Tafoya.

We have the sideline. That's a good gig that's sideline report. gig. I did that for a couple of Outback Bowls in Tampa and you do it for the radio and I did a lot of color car. The color for football is so fun. I had so much fun doing that. Anyway, commercials. This is something you can talk about that I'll love

you, okay? They're adding up $4.5 million for a 30-second spot. Okay? 150,000 per second for the commercials. Now, they're also talking about that have the Super Bowl ads really come up. Are they over, right? Is they getting ready to leave the Super Bowl? They're talking about the demand is clearly downed. Are they?

Demand is downed? I don't know about that. They say the Super Bowl, a lot of brands are saying that there are other things they could do to boost sales. Yeah. Yeah, like not bow to pressure. and instead of just running an ad online, which actually worked for them to come to think of it, they didn't need to actually advertise on the Super Bowl.

GoDaddy, they just took it off. But they have other commercials, so they've already spent the money, already spent the money to advertise. And it would be a big problem for broadcaster, according to the experts. Last year, get this, last year, the Super Bowl. Okay?

7% of Fox's total C3 rating points, $350 million in revenue just because of the Super Bowl. That's huge. I mean, it's an event. You know it. There's something they're fun to be at. I mean, I've gone to one in Tampa. I don't know what year it was.

They're fun. And Tampa's had them. And, you know. But I can't believe that GoDaddy bowed down. Unbelievable to me. Unbelievable to me that they bowed down to that because it's a cute spot. It has nothing to do with inhumane breeding practices. And then here's something else you could talk about that's fantastic that a lot of people might not know.

It's going to be a public service announcement. The Super Bowl will include a public service announcement featuring a woman calling 9-1-1 who pretends to order a pizza while actually conveying to the dispatcher, she is a victim of domestic abuse and needs help. Okay. The PSA, the face-off, okay? Domestic abuse. Okay.

I don't know if Ray Rice is actually going to be in the commercial. They want to they to just plaster his face all over. Make it. The Ray Rice. domestic abuse commercial. What do you think? Yeah? Also, you've got the Animal Planet's Puppie Bowl on.

Huh? Come on. It airs before the Super Bowl. So you got the little puppy ball. Is that inhumane treating of animals as for the puppy bowl? Huh. On the Animal Planet? No.

No, no, no. It couldn't be. No, it couldn't be because they're actually airing it on Animal Planet. So it's possible. It wouldn't be inhumane for them to make animals play a silly game. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network.

That's what it is, baby. A couple more things out in the Super Bowl, then we'll move on, I promise. But if you wanted to stay there, this would have been a great place to stay. In fact, this might be a great place to stay, even if you're not. You know, maybe after the Super Bowl head out. You can stay at the monastery, which is not far from the 7,000 acres of property. Yeah. I love that.

$300 a night, minimum three nights. Two baths and $3,500 for seven days. So that would have been a great place to stay. However, non-alcoholic beverages and continental breakfast, access to washer and dryer, wireless internet, shared rooms, Jack and Jill style, one large screen TV in common. in common area. Close to restaurant, stores, medical service, 24-hour wake-up, service, alarm, clocks, and rooms,

parking, 24-hour security, peace and quiet. No TVs or telephones in sleeping rooms. No pool or hot tub. Alcohol prohibited on the grounds. Smoking prohibited on the grounds. No private bathrooms and no transportation services. Hey! The monastery.

Not a great thing. And I'm glad that I'm not a gambler. Here's a little something you could talk about at your party. If you wanted to gamble, you can gamble on damn near everything in this game. I just opened up. You can still make some bets. I'm sure the odds have changed from this site. I mean, you can bet on most TD passes, who's going to throw them, what's going to happen.

But you get down here at the bottom and you can bet on, will it be mentioned during the game that Pete Carroll was the last head coach of the Patriots? Oh my gosh, that's 100%. Yes, you can bet on that. How many times will deflated balls be said during the game? Will the Nielsen rating of the game be? Oh, my gosh. And you can bet on whether, who's going to be mentioned first? Belichick or Pete Carroll.

Will Bill Belichick's hoodie type? Slaves cut, sleeves intact. What will Katie Perry be wearing when she begins the halftime show? pants parentheses below the knees shorts above the knees skirt or dress oh my gosh

I'm glad I'm not addicted to gambling because if I wore oh my gosh that would be worth gambling too there are some good stuff in here

what color will Belichick's hoodie be gray blue or red wow Marchon Lynch will he grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game. Must play for action.

Wager has action if he scores or not. Book manager's decision is final, no overlimits. And I am so glad I'm not addicted to gambling. Because I would be in big, big trouble. Because there's some bets in here that are pretty, you know, for sure bets. My gosh. And let's see what else do we have here. Head coach of the winning Super Bowl team.

Special New English said, What color will the Gatorade or Liquid be that is dumped on the head coach of the winning Super Bowl team? Fantastic. Orange, yellow, clear water. That's fantastic. Blue, red, or green after at 5.30. Oh, my gosh. You could lose so.

I would be so broke if I would be gambling. That whole, I bet you. Man, I have bet some sure things before in previous. lives and I know this may come as a surprise to you so just you know sit down for a second because I want to just tell you this for a second

and you may not know this but personally I have been on some sure things before and they were not sure things since I I lost weird this is the Jeff Fisher

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We did find out this week, France, our friends. One of our best and longest allies. France, now has detailed what they've. believe to be a sign if you're a terrorist. Nine ways to spot the child seems to have been radicalized. You might be a terrorist if they reject members of their family. They quickly change their eating habits. They abandoned school or professional training. You might be a terrorist if withdraw into themselves, keep themselves from social occasions, reject all forms of authority or the collective life.

Each situation is specific, however. Really? Thank you, France. We appreciate it. They see work as part of the plot. They stop listening. You might be a terrorist if you stop listening to music because it's a diversion from the mission.

You might be a terrorist if they stop taking part in sporting activities. Because they're mixed gender. They change their normal clothes, particularly girls for clothes that cover their body. Hate that. Social networks of radical or extreme character. They also withdraw to themselves. They keep saying that.

Of course they do. Clicking on the video shows graphic and, oh, there's a graphic video. Oh, man. Probably shows some beheading and stuff. Be careful. You don't want to ever show, show beheadings and stuff. So France is saying, hey, watch your kids. Beware.

But they're not saying that it's really bad, and they're going to, you know, we love it. And they, you know, if you buy new clothes and you stop eating bagels, you know, you're going to be a terrorist. So if your kid starts being, I don't know, a teenager, look out. And we already heard from the other French kids. Can we go home now? I can't even charge my iPad. Oh, my gosh. You're a tremendous terrorist.

I'm sure they're happy to have you on the front lines of ISIS. I can't charge my iPad. I don't want to drag those bodies back to the grave. Okay, just shoot them and put them in there. I'm trying to look on my iPad and how to dig a grave, and I don't know how to do it. I just want to go home. Plus, all they have me doing, I don't even get to put bodies in a grave.

I don't. They don't even let me do that. He just bossed me around, make me do dishes, clean, cook. You know, be their slave. I don't like it. Really? Well, prepare for more. And then we have the United Kingdom cleric saying,

hey, we need to lead the White House protest. Muslims rise up established the Islamic State in America. Well, we're certainly doing it. Yes, we are. Yay! Catch. People having sections of Sharia law all over America. It's a wonderful thing.

Right here in Dallas, Texas, we had a report that that's happening. It's all voluntary, of course. I mean, we're not saying go against the rule of law in the United States. We're saying that over here, if you want to go by our law, you can. It's okay. You don't have to. Yeah. Well, it's okay.

And then there's a big story here. The Fort Worth, the DFW. Dallas Ford Worth, the Metroplex, has their stock show going on, Fort Worth. And they had a big deal because they had an I-mom coming and say the prayer at the stock show one of the nights. I had a feeling it was more of it. It was on a Sunday night, too. That's kind of a slap in the face, I thought. I don't know that I have a problem with him coming and doing it, you know, one of the nights.

But on a Sunday. But okay. All right, I'll give it to you. Don't worry about it. Just keep looking the other way. Don't worry about it. Okay? It's okay.

It's all voluntary. Nothing mandatory. That was crazy to think that something like that would be mandatory. It's voluntary. You've got the law of the United States right here, over everything. But if you want to over here, you can go ahead and just do the Syria law thing. and I'm guessing, even though, I mean, that's voluntary, I know, I know, I'm guessing, this is just me. Top of my head, you know, what do I know?

Some places in, I don't know, around the world, even here in the U.S., you might think that, I don't know, some people would call them, no go zones. I mean, why would the police go in those areas if it's already being policed by the locals? and the locals say, you know what, we got it. No, no, no, we're abiding by your law too, but we got it right here. Well, why, if I'm a policeman, I might not call it

no-go zone. I just might call it. I'm not saying anything, but that area there, I don't have to worry about. I'll just be over here. So the whole thing about no-go-zones, I don't exist. We are sorry. We apologize. This is crazy. No-go-zone.

People, that's a, that's a, that's, It's impossible that they exist. Okay. Are they? And we find out this is John McCain at his best. Remember John McCain? You know, still the senator of Arizona. One of the senators from Arizona.

He's like 150 years old now. He's a war hero. I got it. He was a prisoner of war. I got it. I respect him for all that. You know what? He was a presidential nominee.

the Republican presidential nominee was a step away from being the president of the United States of America. He ran, in fact, against this very president that we have an office right now. Well, he was having his little get-together at the Armed Services Committee, and they were bringing in Henry Kissinger.

I guess Henry's been making the rounds. I saw a picture of him talking to Ted Cruz, and Henry is probably about $200. and 50 years old now. But, you know, he's a smart man. He's been around. He knows a little bit of what he's talking about, I guess. At least that's what they say.

So when he makes the rounds, you pay a little bit of homage to him. If you've been around as long as he has and you're still alive and you're still making the rounds, you, okay, what do you think, Henry? Tell me, what you think? And then you, you know, yep, we paid respects to the great Henry Kissinger. However, not everyone. at the John McCain Armed Services Committee. We're very happy about Henry showing up.

Arrest Henry Kissinger. Arrest Henry Kissinger for war and crime. I've been a member of this committee for many years. Have you, John? And I have never seen anything. I know. I know. And outrageous.

I know. I'm despicable as the last demonstration. I know. I hate protesters here in America. Hate him. You're going to have to shut up or I'm going to have you arrested. If we can't get the Capitol Hill police in here immediately, get out of here, you low-life scum.

Thank you, John. Appreciate it, bud. Don't worry about those American people that are protesting against Henry. You, low-life scum. And then he goes on to apologize. This committee on both sides of the aisle In fact, from all of my colleagues, I'd like to apologize For allowing such

Disgraceful behavior Towards a man who served his country With the greatest distinction Yeah I apologize profusely You should You should apologize for yourself, John I have a big fan

I love the the protesters. And they make a statement. They get away with it too. I love it. Dad was pissed. He was really pissed that there wasn't enough police there. The Capitol Hill police weren't there protecting them. Wow, the Capitol Police can't get the Capitol Police in here. They arrest these people.

Shut up. I'll have you arrested. You low-life scum. Arrest Harry Kissinger for war crimes. That's fantastic. Arrest Henry Kissinger. for war crimes. Arrest Henry Kissinger for war crimes. So let me tell you about the lady in Amarillo, Texas, a Nebraska woman.

Molly Schuller weighs in an 120 pounds. She ate, not one, but two, 72-ounce stakes at the Amarillo's big Texan steak ranch. Now, she ate the first one in world record time. It was amazing. I'll post the video on my Twitter account at Jeff E.MRA. But she's outstanding. And she's definitely, you know, a speed eater. No question.

And she did it in an hour. These two, oh, man, I'm telling you. I don't know. I know I couldn't do it. I've said it before. This lady is, Molly Schuller is the speed eater. She's like 120 pounds. I would say she probably eats more than that.

She's what weighs more than that. But I'll give her the 120. All right, but she's the speed eater. And she's got the, you know, she practices. She probably got the stomach stretching exercises she does. You know how those speed eaters will do you? But I was always, you know, like the distance eater. I'm like the Kenyon of eating.

I just run for distance. Let's just go. Yeah, I might not be. I can beat me in the short. spurt spurt, but long distance, I'm good. But to do it fast, you know, and everybody thinks, everybody thinks when you're overweight that, you know, you can just pound down food fast. No, no.

No, it's a distance thing. It's a, oh, man, I feel kind of full, so I probably shouldn't eat anymore. No, I'll keep going. That's how you get overweight. That's how you get overweight. Well, there's a way around that, you know. Simple to lose. Simple to lose.

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888-90-33 is the phone number, Mike Opelka, and his broadcast, Pure Opelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast. You today, I don't know what Mike's giving away for you on his show today, but maybe. I mean, you know, you might be fortunate enough that he might be giving you, I don't know, some kind of wind-up watch with his face on it, which. which would be really, really something, wouldn't it? So a year ago in Knoxville, Tennessee, I see this story this week, and I'm fascinated by it,

and then I find out it's like a year old, it's almost a year old. February of last year, February of last year, this happens. The person talking lives at Sunchase apartments and is close friends with the 61-year-old woman who was stabbed a few doors down early Tuesday morning. She doesn't want her face shown, but tells me the woman's daughter, Katie Nichols, is to blame. She's just not emotionally stable and, you know, does the best that she can, but needs

a lot of the help. She says after the stabbing, Nichols took off with her young daughter. And I almost kind of hope that she does come back through here so that we can get the authorities to get her. Not five minutes later, it happened. Okay, stop. So, she walked up to the camera. Here she comes.

And she just shows up. She just walks on, boom, boom, gives a little wave to the camera. Katie Nichols just walks up. and now what I can't find please Knoxville do a follow-up on this story please I looked to see if I could find a follow-up to see what's happened with Katie I'm going to tell you I'm going to play the part here where she walks up it's unbelievable the satanic cult in this city has been casting satanic spells on me for four three four days I'm exhausted I came home I found out that my mom was the ringleader and she was trying to kill my daughter Yeah. Nichols tells me she had to act because her mom was putting curses on them. I had to kill her.

She was going to kill both of us. She was so powerful. I had no idea. I had no idea that my mother was that powerful. Deputy Saneckles' mother was stabbed in the neck, chest, and stomach. Horrific. It was rush to the hospital for surgery. When I left, she was still breathing.

Holy crap. I stabbed her three times, and she should have died. She was still breathing. And I don't know what happened to her afterwards. I don't know where they took her. or what exactly happened. But she was the antichrist. She did not die.

Nichols says afterwards, she and her daughter hit out. We went in my car and we ended up in a little rural area and we just waited for the sign that was safe to come back. Now that Nichols is in custody, neighbors say they're hopeful she'll get the help she needs. But Nichols is convinced she did everyone a favor. She had symbolic representations of my death, my daughter's death. Think of that. Every nuclear explosion that was supposed to happen, that's not going to now. She said, Katie, Sam.

Because all of the satanic cult has been rounded up and killed now. Boom! Well, there's no word yet if deputies have officially charged Nichols in this case. Listen to these two nickel. Keep you updated as more information becomes available. A lot of layers to this story, but one of the layers that we don't usually get is you kind of became part of the story. You ended up talking to this woman who admitted she just stabbed someone three times. You actually called 911.

911. Did you fear for your safety at all? Oh, you know, I was a little scared, but, you know, she was sitting there or anything like that. And so I'm just really helpful, you know, grateful that everyone stayed safe until deputies arrived. Oh, my gosh. There's a lot of layers to this. Peel another layer of the onion for you. I dig a little deeper into this story.

And we feared for your safety. Well, yes, I was a little scared. It was okay. Yeah, she looked really intimidating in the news report as she was telling you what she did. her mother. Yeah, she looked like she was just going to freak out again on you. Didn't she news person? Wrong. No, she didn't. However, why have I not heard what happened to her? Is she in the crazy bin? Is she in jail? They arrested her for attempted first-degree murder. So we know mom is still alive, we guess, at least the writing of this story. And they arrested her with

especially aggravated kidnapping. So that tells me that she didn't have custody. The mom had custody of the kid, which means, which bodes to the Katie having a little mental issues. Okay. And I was all good with her with the satanic, with all the satanic stuff until she got to, you know, all the nuclear explosions that didn't happen. I said, Katie, I mean, now you're stopping future stuff.

Nice. Thank you. But I want to know what happened to Katie. I don't know what happened to Katie. Is she okay? Is she crazy? Where's the kid? What's happening?

Because just like Katie said, I mean, she was still breathing. She was still breathing. She did not die. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Is the Jeff Fisher Show. Yes, yes it is.

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I am in love with marijuana stories. You know why. When you drive around your neighborhood, Do you see houses that you think are, you know, that are actually grow houses? Because I know, especially when I lived in Florida, oh my gosh. One neighborhood we lived in, I know there was at least two grow houses in that neighborhood because closed up, kept up nicely, looked great, never saw a human being. Once in a while, trash can would be out.

So they paid for the trash to get picked up. trash can come out and it would stay there until the, and then the next day would be back up, but never saw any humans there. And you'd say, oh, it was just an old person. No, you never saw, I mean, you never saw the door open. Never saw the garage door open or closed. Never saw any of that.

The mailbox was never left down, up, anything. Once every other week or so, the trash can would come out and then back. I'm positive. It was a grow house. I mean, it just had to be. Had to be. So when you see a furniture store, that has sofas arranged, coffee tables in, floors, flowers all over.

And you look through the window and you know, oh, hey, that's Gilroy Furniture and Moore. They must be closed. Every time I drive by here, they're closed. Let me look in here. See what's going on here. I don't know why it's never open. Well, let's find out why it's never open. Because of the rear of the furniture store detect is found over 1,000 marijuana plants, 50 pounds of process.

marijuana. Now, the police always overestimate. Estimated marijuana is worth more than $2 million. I'm surprised they don't say $8 billion because they always love to street value of $18 million. Yeah, good luck with that. But they claim estimated value of the marijuana, more than $2 million. He's also suspected of stealing $80,000 in electricity. See, that's where they get you every time. Man, you need so much power that you got to get it from somewhere. And if you can quote me on that, too, by the way. So anytime you see a furniture store or a house that's not open, the furniture store never open.

He should open for business except, man, this furniture store smells a lot like pot. That's the potpourri at the back. Don't worry about it. A couple other stories that fascinated me this week. A teenager shaved his head for money for charity. And now he can't go to class in school. Sorry, that can't happen. It's just too freaky.

It goes against our rules. We know you shaved your head for charity. And we know it was a great idea. And you set it up. And you know what? And you did an online thing. And even a couple of the teachers donated to your thing. They thought it was so cool.

So, I mean, it's a great thing that you're helping out people with cancer. and you shaved your head for cancer. It was great. And it was a wonderful thing. And we really appreciate it. We think it's wonderful. And that's the kind of thing we want to promote in our school. But no.

He was told that, no, we can't do that. And you've got to just go over there in that little room over there. And you have to be in that room until your hair grows back. So whatever classes you normally go to, you can't. The uniform policy at the school, short hair with design cuts are extreme. Anything extreme, no. According to the head teacher, and by that you know that it's the United Kingdom. According to the head teacher, I do not favor speaking publicly about individual students or their families and will not do so now.

Oh, thank you, Dr. Berry. But I'm happy to speak more generally, and we have held a firm line against those who decide to flout our behavior policies for many. years. It's only by doing this, can we uphold our standards and make sure we are fair to all? Fair to all. In the past, parents have approached us about stunts to raise money for charity, and we have been able to advise and work with them to avoid any difficulty. Oh, have you? So now he's blaming around the parents. The parents should have contacted us. Yes, they should have. If they would have contacted us, we would have told them perhaps he needs to do it during over one of the breaks. So he has time for his hair to grow.

We really appreciate his excitedness about helping charity and helping cancer victims with shaving his hair, shaving his head, but he can't come to school after that. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We cannot have that. So, United Kingdom School. Fantastic.

Carnegie Mellon University. Great new course. I I'm a big fan of this course invent new pornography what do you think internet resistance

is the title of the class students are told to create an artifact that defines a new porn fetish genre they'll receive an A they'll receive an A if what they've created

arouses anybody and they'll receive a C if it's already been created and it's already the genre already exists. So you don't even have to try, really, to get a C. I mean, you just try, oh, that's already out there? Oh, darn, I got a C. However, if you, you know, you're really inventive and creative, you can come up with something.

Fantastic. We could delve, I'll just tweet that story, so you can go ahead and take a look at it. There's some great stuff in here, though. And, I mean, you shouldn't be, don't hide in shame over developing new pornography. They're the leaders in the leaders in a lot of stuff. And then we have the story of the designer vagina surgery.

No, you know what? I'll tweet that. I don't want to go into any farther in that. Fascinating story, though. Fascinating story. And you should read it, especially you females out there. Don't tell me what to read, you male chauvinist. No, I'm telling you, it's a fascinating read.

And it's about designer vagina surgery. and it's not what you think. Okay? So just read it. Okay. And when you're done reading it, you can say, hey, Jeffrey, you're welcome. Okay, thank you. Appreciate it.

You were right. Okay? You won't have to stand outside going, arrest Jimmy Fishermore, War crimes. You don't have to holler that. You do not have to protest at all. Stevie Wonder, you got to love him. I love Stevie Wonder, right? He's, he's, what, he's 150 years old now.

I've been around forever. Actually, he's, what, 64 or something like that, right? 64 years old, Stevie Wonder. 25 Grammys, 27 albums. Tremendous. Tremendous talent. Been around forever. I love him.

In fact, I've owned several of his albums. And probably the ones that I own, and there's only two that aren't Grammy winners are probably the Grammy winners. However, he's at Andre Crouch's funeral. And if you say, oh, who's Andre Crouch? He's a gospel singer, all right? He's a songwriter.

He produced a bunch of stuff. He's been part of a bunch of movies. He's produced stuff with Stevie and Elton and Quincy and Madonna. I just call him Quincy. Most people call him Quincy Jones, but Quincy and I go way back. A lot of people, a lot of times I just like, Q, what's up? And he did some Michael Jackson stuff. He's in the color purple.

I mean, he's a big, huge gospel. I mean, he transformed the art of gospel. Okay? Andre Crouch. All right. So now you know a little bit of who he is. So Stevie's there, and they're all there. They're going to big church, and the minister is there.

And the minister's saying, hey, I hope the young people here take a snapshot of history of all the stars that are here. And because there's all kinds of people there. I mean, Andre is deservedly so, you know, to pay their respects at his funeral. However, Stevie decided that he was going to use that platform for a little something that might have been a little too much. You know, I want to say something to Andre. What I want to say is Andre, we pain losing you. And yet we know that God is using you now as one of those angels to look over us in a time where we have a very crazy world. Uh-huh.

Are we, Stevie? You know, for me, seeing the world and... Seriously, Stevie? Visualizing in my mind what's going on. Okay, thank you. Some of it is such a heartbreak. Is it, Steve? We live in a time where I believe we have a president that truly wanted to see the world come together,

to see this nation come together, but yet. But why can't he do that, Steve? Steve. Too much too many people are judging their dislike of him. Oh. Based on the color of his skin. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's right, Stevie. And I know there's some who say, no, that's not true. Yeah, a lot of people will, Steve. Well, yeah, well, Steve. Guess what? You already know.

You already know what I'm going to say there, huh? Yes, I truly believe in the freedom of speech. I really, really do believe in that. Do you? But I think that if we don't put some limits to us being able to give. Yes, Steve. Praise to that one that we hold sacred. We got a problem.

Who's that Barack Obama? I also believe that we can't go around feeling just because we don't agree with someone that we've got to kill them. Amen to that. Seriously, amen to that. It doesn't cover up what you said. Because it is said, Vignans is mine, says the Lord. Amen.

So I pray for our world. Oh, thank you, Steve. I pray for all of us because I do know that. You're going on tour. Love is in need of love today. Love is indeed of love today. And that's why I'm going to do this little song for Andre. And then you'll see me on tour.

Because I have a new album coming out. My name is Stevie Wonder. And I truly believe We have a president that is trying to do wonderful, wonderful things. If only people could see it for what it is instead of just the color of his skin. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it.

All right. So apparently we do have a little update on my girl Katie Nichols, who attempted to kill her mom because her mom was trying to kill her and her daughter. She was, you know, the leader of the satanic. She was so powerful. Anyway, she is, it looks like she's going to be released to probation. Next month, almost a year to the date she was arrested, to the custody of her father. So hopefully she's, you know, medicated up and ready to go.

And Katie will be, you know, okay, just kind of dumbing down. What happens a lot of times to a number of people that have mental issues is they get feeling better and they don't take their medicine. Then we're back to seeing Mommy wanting to kill me and my daughter time. So, a million-dollar idea. Is it or is it not? A company named Rody, Rodey, would you deliver something for somebody else? If you were going somewhere and they said, hey, I've got something to take there for you.

Would you do it for them? Well, this company believes that, you know, you got to get goods and service to deliver the same day. So they deliver a mobile app, iOS and Android, uses daily commuters on a road to create a person-to-person shipping network. So you open the roadie app. It reveals a map of the people driving to and from various destinations. Well, you know, not that knows exactly where you are and where you're going at all times. If you've got something to be delivered for a fee, you can have it delivered, right? So you say, hey, I've got this to send here.

and I'll give you so much, would you do it? Kind of good. However, it's not, do I think it's a new idea? No. No, not really. There are a number of drug dealers across America and around the world who have been doing that for years. Want a product delivered somewhere? I'll pay you the money.

You deliver it for me. So, I mean, if they're making money off, God bless them. Tremendous idea. I don't know, you know, for the right amount of money, I would. I don't know that I, you know, I, you know, I, you know, I get it. guess if you in the system and you're already there and you're qualified. I mean, I don't know how they qualify you. I mean, Uber does, right?

So, kind of strange, though. Hey, I got to take something. I'm gone my way to Oklahoma City. You drop something off for me? Oh, yes. Yes. Hey, anybody tell you you look good today? Well, you do.

You look fantastic. Fantastic. You're not going to wear that all day, though, are you? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.