Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - We’re Still Here… | 3/24/23

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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Amazing that that case is still going on. I can't even believe there. What a colossal waste of court time. Energy and money. So the optometrist. And the reason that it's big news still today is still ongoing. I guess they all agreed to only eight days, no more than eight days of trial.

But they said that Gwyneth wasn't going to testify. In fact, the other day we saw her leave the courtroom. She held up some blue notebook in front of her face. Like, we know who you are. Maybe she's just trying to be funny. Anyway, it

looks like she's going to testify. So Gweth's going to take the stand. We're going to have the optometrist. I bet you he could barely move. He broke his ribs and had a concussion. In 2016, and so he's going to take, I'm sorry, and long-lasting physical injuries. Was it?

Were they? So, Guantanth is going to take the stand. It will be fascinating to me to hear what she has to say about the crash, because now they're saying that she's going to say he was responsible. for the crash. I don't know that that means that he crashed into her, which she has said before, but it does,

so it'll mean that she's on the kitty hill. They each have witnesses. Today is the final day. So next week, oh no, today is the final day of this week of the trial. Right,

but they still have more days to go next week before the time limit is up on the length of this trial. He's seeking more than $300,000. Remember, because the first time, he sued her was 3 million that went away and I changed it to 300,000 she countersued him for a dollar

and attorney's fees how is this trial even happening I mean this is 2023 it happened in 2016 the optometrist I guess Gwyneth is standing her ground I mean I thought she was making she's made some cash in Hollywood I don't know how well the vagina candles are selling I don't know how well the vagina eggs, but I thought the other products on the old Goop website were selling pretty good for Gwyneth. Maybe not. Maybe not. I don't know.

But she was skiing then at the Deer Valley Resort, which is, you know, in Utah and Park City, but it's a step up from the Park City. No, we don't go to just Deer Park. We go to, we go to Deer Valley. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's where, that's where the good people go. So this whole thing is just silly, but it's so silly that I want to see the outcome

because it should have already been taken care of. We should have done a story three years ago. Guanteth Paltrow settles out of court for $100,000 as her and this optometrist ran into each other on the ski slopes. But instead, we're in court and we're going to trial. I want Gwantz to win now just because. because she's stood around this long. Let's go. Let's keep it going.

Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it. You can always follow me on social media, Twitter, at Jeffie JFR. I did get some news today concerning Twitter, as a matter of fact. It was tweeted out this morning from Twitter verified. account at verified on April 1st oh my gosh if you're listening live today today is the 21st

24th of March 2023 so just a few days away a week away April 1st now this could be an April Fool's Day joke I just thought of that as a matter of fact so this could be an April Fool's Day joke which I hope it is because I'm a little pissed they tweeted out on April first we will begin winding down on our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue, and they give a link for Twitter Blue,

and they give organizations where you can sign up for verified organizations. Now, I am one of those legacy verified checkmarks on Twitter, and I don't want to pay for a blue checkmark. so maybe this is an April Fool's joke though ah never mind not gonna happen Elon's just messing with me now he just messing with me I'm not gonna get mad because he's just messing with me

if my blue jack mark goes away Elon you and I are gonna have some words okay you and I are gonna have some words and you're not gonna like it you're not gonna like it I might not like it

I might not like it I might not like it either, but we're going to have some words. But it's just a joke. It's April Fool's Day. I should have seen that at first read it. So at Jeffrey JFR on Twitter, Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram. You can email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. You can subscribe to the YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.

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That's a rule of the show. That's the rule of the show. It's company policy, so you have to do it. I don't even get me started on company policy. I hate hearing that so much from employees. It gives so many people the out behind the desk. Well, you need to, I just need it replaced.

No, we don't do that. Company policy. I don't care! But so, that's his company policy. All right, it's just the way it is. If you subscribe to chewing the fat and somebody asks you what you're listening to, I don't care what you're listening to. Obviously, you're going to be listening to other things.

Everyone does. But when asked what you're listening to, your answer has to be chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So we'll just leave it at that. I see in Canada a story, a lot of bugs and animals in the news today. Today might just be a bugs and animal news day. I don't know. We'll see. Because I see where now we have a great horned owl in Canada attacking humans.

That cannot stand. All right. I love great horned owls. My aunt, in fact, was an owl collector. Had thousands of owls everywhere throughout her house, man. I was raised on big owls and little owls and fat owls and skinny owls. Thousands of owls everywhere. So no one supports owls more than me, okay?

The great horned owl especially, I love. But don't start attacking humans. Humans first. now a spokesperson for Ontario's Ministry of the Environment Conservation and Parks and I love him, Gary Wheeler. It's a good gig right there if you could be the spokesperson for Ontario's Ministry of the Environment Conservation and Parks. He said in an email that the owl attacked two other people,

but they did not need medical intention. so altogether six people because four people were treated at a hospital earlier in the month so this owl's been out on the hunt okay this is I hate to say it somebody's going to have to put them down

this is just a matter that's what's going to have to happen we have to send in the hunters and the hunter's going to have to come out of the park with the owl hanging from his belt it's just got to happen so I mean they've closed the parks They've banned humans from going to this park because of an owl.

No. That cannot happen. No. And now they're saying, well, the animal is acting as though it was injured. Sorry about it. Sorry. Come here, little owl. Did you get a little awry?

Come here, baby. Tie it up on the belt, walk out, and open the park. Okay, we're done. The best thing to do is just stay away from the area. Yeah, now, now that's not the best thing to do. That's what you're recommending. That's not the best thing to do. If there's a nest nearby, all birds can be aggressive.

I know. I know they can. There's a couple of hawks in our area. I think hawks, if I remember my hawk information correctly, they have about a five. mile radius where one hawk hunts i think that's right anyway it's because uh because uh i've lived after the tornado after we moved out of the tornado house to the other house a hawk has showed up at both homes i don't know what kind of hawk radar magnet my house is but they show up

the old house the hawk would show up and hang out on the fence he'd fly in and he'd park underneath just this one the neighbor had a tree that had some limbs that would come up come out over that fence. And so the hawk would land there in the shade, sit down, catch a smoke, and just hang out for a little bit. And when the little birds, and I forget what kind of birds they were, gosh, darn it. They would see them and get pissed and start dive bombing at them. They would just start trying to attack them, get rid of them.

They don't want nothing to do with the hawk. Right. Now, I've seen the hawk, you know, come in and pick up, you know, grab a rabbit, come in, and definite I've seen one come in and eat a dead bird. We had a dead bird in the backyard, a dead pigeon, and the hawk came in and tore that thing apart, man. That was easy pickets. And he was getting dive-bombed while he was eating.

Now, the new house, the hawk showed up and showed up on the back porch. He ended up on the little fireplace. We got this little metal fireplace on the back porch. He just comes in, like, hey, what's going on? Nothing. We're just hanging out. I thought I'd stop in and say, I noticed you got a little bit of a pigeon. problem on top of that fan they seem to be putting in a nest up there you did me to take care of that

for you no i got it okay all right all right i'll check you later he tosses the butt and flies off i just hawks love i don't know why they like the house but they do so but if that hawk we're to start attacking humans you've got to go down that's just the way it is so that's what needs to happen in canada we got to stop we're closing parks we're closing the enjoyment of a park on humans because we have a great horned owl does got a little owie

does the great horned owl have a little owie now if you can go in and take care of them if you can I tell you what they that's what I want to see it live streamed we just record it we do a live show we send the we send the bird lady in and we send the hunter in and whoever gets to the bird first

if the bird lady gets there first takes care of the little great horned owl and we're good, we can open the park back up, or the hunter shows up and carries it out on his belt. The end, roll credits. Okay, another animal story in Pennsylvania. More than 150 snakes and an alligator were removed from a, and I know this might not be the way it's pronounced,

that, A-L-I-Q-I-P-A. Amorpha-Falus. home. It's a beautiful city in Pennsylvania. The last time I was in, Amorpha Fallis. Pennsylvania was beautiful. Man, it was the leaves were changing colors. It was just beautiful. Anyway, more than 150 snakes and an alligator were removed from a amorphalus home, where a man was found dead on Tuesday. So the resident inside the home, I guess, called 911. One of the rest. residents called 911 because one of the people who lived in the house was found unconscious.

So all the snakes are different sizes, colors, ages, more than 50 were venomous. I don't know what he could have died from. Your guess is as good as mine. Now, according to the experts, of course, like George Diaz, from off-the-hook exotic pets. When you want to know something about exotic pets, you call George Diaz, who owns off-the-hook exotic pets. He claims that venomous snakes don't want to bite you.

And it takes a day or two for a venomous snake to kill a human. The one thing I do like about George Diaz, in his comment about, well, it takes a day or two for a venomous snake to kill a human. Well, it takes 15 seconds for a human to kill a snake. Yes, that is correct, George. So they found all these snakes, and there was a bite found on demand.

And they found an alligator. So apparently he was buying and selling reptiles at different shows. And it's easy to do. But apparently it's not easy. You have to keep all the animals and snakes inside your home. And when you do that, you take the chance of perhaps getting, well, dying from venomous snakes. Probably don't want that. And if that doesn't get you, the alligator will.

You got a little alligator in your house? Come on. I mean, as I said, the last time I was in. Amorpha Fallis. Pennsylvania, I didn't realize I could stop in and see an alligator and a snake, a house full of snakes. but I should have, I guess. I should have. So I should have actually put this man.

There's no name. Don't give us a name of the guy that died. But the homeowners, I guess the other residents, are facing charges for violating the city code since the... Amorpha fallis. City does not allow for venomous snakes or certain reptiles. I didn't realize.

that that was on the umorpha fallis docket but apparently it has been already they could face a fine of a thousand dollars per animal holy god's a lot of money somebody finds you that

much in you may have to move out you may just have to run away they may just disappear I'm not sure you know I don't know what the neighborhood is like

and umorpha phallis Pennsylvania, but I don't know. I don't want to besmirch the great city of Amorpha Fallis. Pennsylvania. All right, before we continue down our animal and bug-themed show of chewing the fat today, I need to go to the break room because I need something cold to drink desperately.

Okay, so let's get past these animals and bugs. All right. I can't. All right, so I'm just going to give you some headlines of animals and bugs, all right? Scientists have created mice with two fathers after making eggs from male cells. All right, so, hey, creation of mammal with two dads could pave the way for new fertility treatments in humans. Plus, I don't know that we need to actually test that. I mean, we learned from the documentary years ago, Jurassic Park, life will find a way.

So we've got that going for us. Now we have, there's a new invasive mosquito species in Florida to look forward to with a curved mouth and a striped body. It's the latest addition to a growing list of non-native mosquito species bridging the gap between the tropics in Florida. Yay! That's awesome. I'm almost positive.

This could have nothing to do. I didn't even read this story. I'm just giving you the headline. I'm almost positive this could have nothing to do with how they were, remember how they were making the mosquitoes sterile and so that they couldn't make babies? So I'm sure this has nothing to do with that. No, I don't worry about that.

Chinese scientists have grown antlers on mice. Because they want to read them. regenerate human limbs. So in a study to try to grow human limbs, we've grown antlers on mice. That's our next movie right there. Giant mice with antlers.

That is awesome. I don't want to see, I don't not want to see a little mouse coming at me with a giant set of antlers on it. No, thank you. And we have a new species of a giant spider discovered hiding underground in Australia.

Yay! It only emerges at night, and it's in the woodlands of Australia, and it remained undetected until now. We don't even know it. So when you start hearing people talk about, we're dying, and animals are dying, and they're going extinct,

we find new stuff on this planet. Every day. Every day. It wasn't long ago that, The guy took a picture of the bug at Walmart up on the wall at Walmart, at night, and they realized, hey, we thought that bug was extinct. We didn't even know it was still alive. Yeah.

So it happens all the time. Okay. I see where Apple is investing in way bigger screens. They planned to spend a billion dollars. When I first read that, I was like, oh, cool. I'm okay with bigger laptops and bigger, you know, they're talking about investing in movies. So they plan to spend a billion dollars per year to produce movies

that are going to be released in theaters, obviously, instead of on Apple Plus. I guess they believe that if they put movies in the theaters, theater-goers are going to sign up for Apple TV Plus. and so good for them. And they already won the Academy Award. I've forgotten about this. Coda won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 2022.

That was from Apple. I mean, sure it got put on the back burner because of the slap. So, you know, Coda got slapped down. And nobody remembers that they were best picture. but on the other hand, that heavy man said, it only made like a couple of million dollars. I made nothing. Nobody saw it.

Nobody even knows what the hell it is. So here's an idea, Apple, and it's just for me, from me to you. How about you make a movie that somebody wants to see? The awards are nice, but I mean, I'm sure they have the Oscar up in what's his face's office, Tim Cook's office. But, you know,

You know, it would be nicer if you have the box office. The awards are nice. Let's get the box office. You're welcome, Tim. Did you see where New York has a new logo? You know, I mean, everyone knows the iconic I heart New York, right? I mean, I heart, N.Y. It's iconic.

It was a cab driver that had it on his window, and he gave it to the city. Yeah, go ahead. And it's been iconic. I heart New York. Well, of course, New York can't leave good enough alone. They've got to become more inclusive. And, okay. I mean, now it's, you know, they want to try to, in 75,

they use this because they wanted to encourage tourism. And then that was, you know, mob run NYC. A lot of people still believe that mob run NYC was better than it is today. I didn't say it. I've heard it said. But now, stemming right now, they want to put out a campaign to cut through the divisiveness and the negativity stemming from the pandemic. Is that what it stems from? Okay. Sure, you got it. So the CEO of the business consortium partnership for New York City, that's a good gig right there. The CEO of the business, consortium partnership for New York City.

He redesigned the logo by Graham Clifford. It gives more of a modern twist by sensing the seraph, shading the heart, changing the eye to we, and adding a C. I as, yes, it's a modern twist. It's a modern twist that really just you changed it because you wanted to change it. Well, yes, we wanted to change the eye to we and add the C. So it says we heart NYC. And the New Yorkers hate it.

And so one of the reviewers, actually is really funny, tweeted from Rolling Stone, I wouldn't wish this on Jersey. So when you see the We Heart NYC, it's not wrong. When you see that looks wrong and it doesn't look good at all. It's the new Iheart New York logo. So congratulations to NYC for your new logo. Keep it going. 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes.

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19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 186653300 or visit Comexontera.ca. email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com, like Ed did. Hello, Jeffie. Listen, no one is a bigger supporter of alien invasions that I am, but I have to say that I'm sorely disappointed that I still had to go to work today and not get taken on an 8,000 person vacation by champion aliens.

Yeah, we were supposed to be gone. Yesterday was the day. all right so I don't know what happened now you could make the case that maybe the time traveler we talked about yesterday on the podcast he had predicted that

the 23rd was going to be the day the bad guy aliens were supposed to come and start destroying earth the good guy aliens were going to come and take 8,000 people away with them to save them because the bad guy aliens had destroyed their planet and they were going to help 8000 of us

I mean I would say buy a bigger ship maybe help out a few more people, but no, they're going to take what they can. That did not happen. So the time traveler either, you know, read the calendar wrong, or maybe. And here's a thought. This is just a thought from chewing the fat.

And maybe, maybe the time traveler changed history. Maybe by going to the future, seeing what was going to happen, coming back from the future, and telling us what he saw in the future was going to happen to us, changed what was going to happen.

Because we're not supposed to know. Huh? Nah, I know. Guys probably just wrong. Who almost died today? Who almost died today? Now, this would not be fun. All right, I don't recommend this for anyone,

but a 42-year-old man from Indonesia suddenly lost consciousness, and he threw up, passed out. I called the medics, and they discovered he had an aneurysm, and that had triggered a traumatic brain injury, and that happened while he was having sex with his wife. So unless you enjoy being vomited on and having someone pass out on you, and then realizing that you have

some sort of traumatic brain injury, that's not a good night. So there was a bulge in the wall of a blood vessel in his brain. And of course, when he was messing around with the wife, taking care of a little husband and wife bidness. So he almost, almost died. I was just thinking about No, I better not

talk about that. I never mind. Just know that if something like that were to happen, I wish you the best. That's right. I, Jeff Fisher from chewing the fat, wish you the best, just as I wish this man

the best. Now look at me like that, I do. We do have a death dimension, though. Who died today? Who died? today. You would know him from Storage Wars.

The headline says Storage War star. He was out of the show. He was on the show. He was on Storage Wars. So, I don't know that he was a story. He made appearances on the show.

But he was 67. He passed away from lung cancer, Gunter and his Hoda. And he's one of those guys. if you saw a picture of him, he'd go, oh, yeah. Or maybe you wouldn't. You'd see the picture go, no.

No, I don't know who he is. Apparently he's been smoking, 67, he's been smoking for 30 years. So he started smoking when he was 30. Well, that doesn't happen often. So he had to, I mean, I will say that 30 years, pf. And I could do smoking for 30 years standing out of my hands. I was like 10 or 11 when I started smoking, so.

Right. I mean, hello. I'm using the old Zippo firing a bad boy up for quite some time. So 30 years, seems like, eh, it would have been more than that. But what do I know? Gunter is dead at the age of 67. Not only can you email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com, but you can just mail letters through the United States Postal Service.

And I got a letter addressed to me here at Mercury Studios, 6301 Riverside Drive, Irving, Texas, 75039. And it's a dear Jeffie letter. I didn't realize I'm doing this now. I'm always here to help people. You can always ask for my help anyway. uh on twitter at jeffey jfr facebook and instagram is jeff fisher radio uh emailing the fat at the blaze com and sending in an actual letter um it's not handwritten however it is typed but it's still

an actual letter dear jeffy i'm writing you to seek your wisdom and expertise i have been feuding with my cousin first of all just let me say i am writing you to seek you to seek Your wisdom and expertise. Good start. I have been feuding with my cousin for years and need your opinion on who is in the wrong. It was the year of our Lord 2013. There I was, minding my own business. I was in the kitchen making my world famous avocado pastries.

Suddenly, my cousin Andrea Boccalini, also known as Theodore, to those who were not in his fifth grade graduation, Waltz into the room wearing his signature jean jacket and jean jeans. I didn't realize that was such a thing as jean jeans, but apparently it is. He came stomping into the kitchen and exclaimed, Heyo, bro, where the queso at? I was a guest, but calmly said to Andrew, hey, give me two minutes while the pastries finishing and I'll get it for you.

Are you serious, bro? and he reached lunge past me reaching into the cupboard. The chaos then quickly unfolded when the arm of Andrew's signature jean jacket was caught by the mixer.

A struggle ensued between man and machine, but ultimately the machine won. He was rushed to the emergency room where he was placed in a full body cast. It placed in a full body cast? For eight months?

I will say, I'm starting to doubt the story, but whatever you say. He was placing a full body cast for eight months. Worse than that was his signature jean jacket was destroyed, having been torn to shreds during the incident. Yeah, I would say so. If you're in a body cast for eight months after you get in this fight with a mixer, I would say that the gene jacket is gone.

I mean, I would say that he's fortunate to still have the gene jeans. Okay? So to this day, he won't look at me in the eye and family events are full of tension and silent animosity. Am I wrong? Should I apologize for not immediately handing him the queso? I haven't slept well in years and I can't walk past the avocado section in a grocery store. without having a panic attack. Please help us come to a resolution

as we both are huge fans of yourself and the Chewing the Fat podcast. Sincerely, Noah. And he signs his full name. And he actually does give me a signature on the letter. Very nice. Now, an easy answer for me would be, get over it. I mean, it's been long enough.

I can't really help you with the avocado panic attacks other than just say, you know, you're going to have to work through that. And maybe every time you start to feel a panic attack coming on by walking past the avocado section, perhaps you stop and get yourself an avocado. I don't know. As far as you and Andre, I mean, it's really his fault. He's the one that reached across the cupboard. Although I will say, you know, perhaps you needed to have the case already.

You knew he was coming. It's a tough one. You knew he was going to show up and you knew, I knew you were thinking that you're making your pastries and, you know, you don't know exactly when he's going to show up. And I will say that you did say, just give me a couple of minutes. So maybe he needs to work on his patience and realize that a couple of minutes he should have waited.

He could have avoided eight months. in a body cast, and he could have avoided ruining his classic gene jacket. I'm sorry, his signature gene jacket. So I would say that, go I hug it out. Stop it. It's just been too long. If you were that close, if you guys were that close,

and this is torn you apart. And you both have chewing the fat to talk about. So hug it out. to chewing the fat and just talk about the stories and pretty soon you'll forget all about it. And maybe, maybe, maybe you buy him a new jean jacket and say, you know, I don't think it's my fault. You need to work on your patience, but I really did love to see you in your gene jacket and I'm sorry that happened. So here's a jean jacket and now shut up. off me.

Because really, I'm like, I'm sorry you got hurt, but you shouldn't have been reaching across me trying to get the case of, okay? I can understand doing that, but that doesn't mean that it's your fault that that happened. It's his fault.

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No, sir. I'm not keeping track. I'm just trying to say that I wonder if you were ever won one. So you're going to be my pity contestant. It's your chance. Okay. It's your chance to fight back and win. Think what I can get.

I want you to win. All right. All right. So. Do you? Do you? That's a good question, because I don't think I do, actually. don't think I do.

So it's Friday. We have a pity contestant. It's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get.

What's the Lie? Welcome to our contestant, Darien. How are you, sir? Oh, well, Jeffie. How are you doing? So if you win, not only will you get to come back for another round, but, I mean, you're going to win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie. Oh, sweet.

Yeah. So for more information, you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design just for you. All right. You ready to play? One second. Oh, boy. Four. Just had to let that out.

All right, go ahead. Sorry. Four headlines. Don't forget you. the pity contestant. Just one second. Yeah, just need that second. I'm ready. Four headlines, one not real.

Right. Headline number one. They escaped from jail using a toothbrush, then they were captured at an eye hop. Headline number two, electric scooter startup will use AI to detect how scared you are while riding. Headline number three.

Two U.S. mothers, sue hospitals, over drug tests after eating poppy seed bagels. Headline number four. MSCHF, mischief, made a free dating simulator that could prepare your federal taxes. Those are your four headlines. They escaped from jail using a toothbrush, then were captured at an eye hop. Electric Scooter startup will use AI to detect how scared you are while riding.

Two U.S. mothers sue hospitals over drug tests after eating poppy seed bagels. Mischief. MSCHF made for free dating simulator that can prepare your federal taxes. Those are your four headlines. Darien, what is the lie? My goodness, that's tough. I know poppy seeds do will fail a drug test, so that's probably true. AI is really in the news today, so that's probably true.

How do you escape a jail cell with a toothbrush? although they typically would end up at IHOP, right? That's probably true. Oh, man. Can you repeat four one more time, please, Jeffrey? One more time. MSCHF, mischief, made a free dating simulator that can prepare your federal taxes. Oh, goodness.

It's the only one I'm going to read again. Taxes in the news again. Let's just go with number one. Number one. Oh, no. Oh, gosh, darn it. I'm going to lie again here. I wanted you to win.

But no, that is not correct. That is an absolutely true story. Thanks for listening to What's the Lie? What's the Lie? The Subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, and L. M-M-X-X-I-I-I.

Of course. Let me know, Jeffrey. Where did I miss up? Electric Scooter startup. Using AI to detect how scared you are well driving. Yeah. Yeah, the dudes in the jail broke out. They actually, now they've moved people out of the jail.

I think it was in Virginia. They dug through the weak concrete, kind of like Shawshank. And then they found them at an I-hop. A couple days later. and the poppy seeds we've all we actually I say we all I mean that has happened to a person in my family really with the drug test yeah and uh um the mischief site you know they've got something figured out for you to do your taxes yeah I'm sure it's all on the up and up right everybody's got to do their taxi darn it I wanted you to win the jeffy blue freshy scent dang gosh darn it but you if you want

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