Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - What do I know?... | 5/24/24

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:39 solar energy back into space. A concept sometimes called solar radiation modification, solar geoengineering, or climate intervention. The idea is built on a scientific concept called the Twomey effect. large number of small droplets reflect more sunlight than small numbers of large droplets. So spraying vast quantities of minuscule aerosols into the sky forming many small droplets could change the reflective properties of clouds. And I'm sure that will be fine for the health of humans on Earth, right?
Starting point is 00:01:23 Because at the beginning of April, scientists from the University of Washington began testing a device that sprays the tiny sea salt particles into the air. Huh. The initial test held on the deck of a decommissioned aircraft aircraft carrier in Alameda, California. And they were just testing to see if the machine
Starting point is 00:01:44 propelled a mist of suitable size. But in the future, versions of that device could eventually be used to spray particles into clouds, which would then cause them to reflect more sunlight back into space and to temporarily ease global warming. Two weeks later, Alameda officials said, hey, why don't you stop doing what you're doing? Because we're concerned about, you know, health and environmental risks.
Starting point is 00:02:10 And the city then commissioned its own assessment to determine whether the experiment posed any threat. Well, I wonder how that turned out. Well, Alameda just released its first. findings, and guess what, the experiment does not generate a measurable health risk to the surrounding community or pose a risk to wildlife. The chemical components of the saltwater solution, which is similar to seawater, being sprayed, are naturally occurring in the environment. It also noted that seawater is one of the largest sources of natural aerosols in the atmosphere. So it's fine.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Don't even worry about it. Now, a spokesperson for Alameda said that officials who had written the report, yeah, they're not authorized to comment on it. Wait, what? They did the report and they can't comment on it? No, no, no, no, no, no. Alameda has a high standard of care for its people and the local environment. And we appreciate the findings of their experts.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Do you? Dr. Dorety, who is the director of Marine Cloud Brightening Program at the University of Washington. Of course, this study supports our own evaluation, that it is safe, publicly accessible way to further research in aerosols in the atmosphere. Huh. So everything is fine. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:03:43 How about you just keep moving along? Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. You know, another thing that's going on in California. I see where San Diego, the city of San Diego, has now revised a municipal code to prevent groups of four or more engaged in, and this is horrific, it's a terrible thing going on. If you are engaged in some sort of yoga or fitness class or dog training
Starting point is 00:04:20 and you're convening in a public space, you better have a permit. Don't you dare show up to. do some exercises. With four or more people? No, we are going to shut you down unless you have a permit. Okay. There are actually spending money on law enforcement officers zeroing in on these rogue gatherings, these beachside classes.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah. And if you think it's happening even before the classes begin, you don't even get to exercise. They just cease the people gathering. No, we have to shut you down. Okay, do you have a permit for this gathering? No, we're just meeting here on the beach and we're going to do some yoga out here.
Starting point is 00:05:11 No, you're not. And here's a ticket. Okay, that is awesome. That's really good. Now, I guess the law was originally tailored to target permitless food vendors, those bastards. I hate those hot, dog people out there without a permit.
Starting point is 00:05:30 And now we're just applying it to people who are gathering four or more on the beach to train their dogs or do exercise. So that's coming to a state near you very, very soon. Now, there's a lawsuit from the yogis. They're pissed. That want to cease and desist from the city. Ha ha ha ha ha. Good luck, you evil yogis.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Okay. What is happening with. animals affecting power outages. First, we had the power outages going on in Texas, right? Raccoons caused power outages. I mean, they blamed the power outages on raccoons. Toronto blamed power outages on squirrels. And now we have Franklin, Tennessee,
Starting point is 00:06:21 blaming power outages on snakes. I know. They claim four snake-induced poise. power outages have been reported in the area throughout this month of May. According to Middle Tennessee Electric, they emailed their customers saying, oh, yeah, we are sorry. Very unusual because of the advanced equipment used by the substation to detour animal interference. But yeah, snakes are getting in there.
Starting point is 00:06:51 And don't you know what, these sneaky snakes, there's these gray rat snakes. And they're finding their way into the substation. and they're causing these outages by coming into contact with the powered equipment. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? We have no idea how to handle it. You know, these, they're non-venomous snakes, and they're between 42 and 73 inches in length. And I mean, they're the most abundant snakes in the state.
Starting point is 00:07:16 There's no way to keep them out. We couldn't close a door. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? I mean, these electrical companies, now they're just blaming the outages on animals. and we're supposed to, oh, okay, well, that's fine then. I mean, we pay an awful lot of money to these power companies. I don't know about you, but I pay a lot of money to the power companies.
Starting point is 00:07:38 How about we close a door to the substation? How about we make sure that we clog up little holes at the old substation? Huh? Just a thought, though. What do I know? Nothing. And there's another case that proved, what do I know, nothing? as I thought for sure they would at least announce yesterday
Starting point is 00:07:58 that they were dropping the felony charges against Scotty Sheffler in the Scotty Sheffler-Louville case. But nope. They said we are not dropping any charges against Mr. Sheffler. Now, you know, I mean, we've gone over the case, and it's just incredible. Now, they released a couple of different videos yesterday, one from a poll across the...
Starting point is 00:08:24 the road and one from a dash cam from a police officer who was actually following uh following department policy and activating his uh at least his uh automobile dash cam i don't know that this particular officer had his body cam on because we know that the officer who filed the complaint and arrest for scotty schepter detective brian gillis did not have his body cam on and that's been taken care of. He received an internal corrective action for his failure to activate his body cam as is department policy. Oh, oh, okay. Well, then I guess we're going to end up being who do you believe? Because in the videos, you don't really, you can't see the entire interaction of what happened. It does appear in the one poll video that Sheffler was making the
Starting point is 00:09:24 left and the police officer comes up kind of moving quickly jogging, running whatever and the car stops and he leans into the car and drags him out. So you can't see whether he was dragged or
Starting point is 00:09:40 where he fell and wrecked his $80 pants, which is possible that he fell trying to run after the car that was making the illegal left hand turn that he told him not to turn but very possible. I'll give him that.
Starting point is 00:09:56 It is possible, and I'm sure that's what he'll say, is that you just can't see when that took place. However, in the one dash cam video, you see other officers standing around where they can see this interaction going on around the corner there, and they don't react as if another officer is being dragged along the side of a car.
Starting point is 00:10:20 They don't react like that at all. and so it would appear that that just didn't happen. The officer just lied. And as I said, after the first report, I think everything that was reported, the way it was reported, happened up to the point of him being arrested, and they found out who he was.
Starting point is 00:10:43 And then after that, we had the police report where he wrecked his pants, dragging on the street, and then he went to the hospital, where he heard his wrist and ankle, I think, or wrist and knee, whatever the case was that he said that he had to go to the hospital to get looked at for. That all happened after they found out who this man was that they arrested. And so we'll see. It's still, the hearing is still set for June 3rd. I thought that they would
Starting point is 00:11:09 drop the felony charges at least and maybe not just the whole thing go away. But nope, they're not doing that. So we still have the hearing on June 3rd. Very fascinating to me. I'm not sure I understand the Louisville thinking, right? I mean, they, why drag this on? If they continue to drag it on, then they say, I guess that makes them look like they believe they're detective, right? Because, you know, we obviously know now that there's some part of this that Detective Brian Gillis is giving us false information about.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Especially when he didn't follow, you know, department policy and turn on his, body cam as as department policy. All these other officers, I would like to know how many had their body cams on. Now, maybe that's a technicality. If they weren't actively
Starting point is 00:12:04 involved in this, then they didn't have to have their body cam on. But, so maybe the footage that we have from all of these officers are after when they start engaging in the arrest? I don't know. It's just, I feel like this case is going to
Starting point is 00:12:19 go away. And at worst, Scotty will have to pay a fine for some of the misdemeanors and we can move on. But for them to have taken him into jail and changed his clothes into jail garb and taken a mugshot and then are still going through this and not dropping any of the charges is amazing to me. But again, what do I know? All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh, what?
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Starting point is 00:13:47 I see where it's announced that X, formerly Twitter, is going to make another shift. They're going to take away the ability to see what posts other users have liked. Okay, so that's, I mean, I kind of like, personally, I like that. But I know a lot of people have taken umbrage with other people. He liked an actual, a post on axed. Tough for me to say. He liked an actual tweet.
Starting point is 00:14:18 That's not a tweet anymore. It's a post on X. I got it. But, okay, according to one of their software engineers, because the question would be, how is it going to affect that? How am I going to be able to see who liked my posts? Well, yes. You'll be able to see who liked your posts. You can see the like count for all posts, replies, etc.
Starting point is 00:14:42 You cannot see the people who liked someone else's post. And you cannot see others liked tab on their post. profile weird okay so i mean that comes because people have taken a beating for actually liking a particular post on x which is just incredible to me but that is the case so uh i guess what we've got going on now is uh the decision to make these changes comes after many high profile users came under fire for liking various forms of not safe for work or objectional content yeah okay for for instance, the official accounts of Texas Senator Ted Cruz and Chinese ambassador
Starting point is 00:15:23 of the UK both liked pornographic content while X Corporation CEO Elon Musk was found to like transphobic posts. Oh, because the thing is, is when you see, I go through, and we all have this problem
Starting point is 00:15:39 and absolutely have this problem. You start scrolling through X, formerly Twitter, and you see posts that are, you know, at the time, funny, like it. At the time you think, oh, man, that's crazy. Like it.
Starting point is 00:15:57 See something that, holy cow, look at that. Like it. And then you go back. I go back through my likes to see, you know, is it something I can talk about with you on chewing the fat? Or can I talk about it on Pat show? Or can I talk it about a Mojo 5-0? Or can I talk about it on my Saturday morning live show?
Starting point is 00:16:14 So it becomes content on the shows that I do. But I hit like on it. so that, you know, I have it, and I could go back and actually look at what I liked. And so you're not going to be able to see what I liked anymore. And you might be able to come at me with, I can't believe you liked a pornographic post. Well, believe it. What about that transphobic post you liked? Yeah, I liked that too because it was funny.
Starting point is 00:16:41 What about that one meme? Did you like that? Yeah, sure did. I liked that too. Oh, speaking of memes, I see where the Biden-Harris campaign is recruiting a meme manager. They want to bolster their internet strategy and they want to have someone who can create memes for them.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Yeah, they need that. Because the memes that are out there against the Biden-Harris campaign are the ones that are funny. And they cannot create memes. So good luck. The campaign maintains a presence on all the top social media platforms, including that those bastards at TikTok. Okay, you have to have two to four years experience.
Starting point is 00:17:27 I guess, you have to have, that would mean exceptional creativity. Alignment with the campaign's goals. Ha! And an ability to remain organized. Another requirement, even in 2024, is for candidates to be up to date on their COVID-19 vaccination, unless, of course, you have a valid excuse. You must, I think, move to Delaware, too. You've got to be in Delaware to hold this job as well, or at least move there. And it was being reported that you were going to get $85,000.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Is moving to Delaware worth $85,000 to be a meme lord for Joe Biden and the Kamala Harris campaign? Good luck. Good luck. So what's going to happen is they're going to do all these memes to smash Trump. And the other memes are going to use those memes for other memes on top of those memes. And it will just look bad on them. So good luck to the Biden Harris campaign. Speaking of the campaigns, I see where CNN is said that they were going to make the June 27th presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump available for simulcast by other networks.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Huh. So I wonder if they are going to let the Blaze simulcast their debate. I would bet that that isn't going to happen. But maybe it will. Maybe it will. Maybe you'll be able to see it on the Blaze. And if that's the case, we can have some fun with that broadcast. And I hope that's the case.
Starting point is 00:19:12 But it doesn't look like it. So ABC also said it's planning the September. September 10th debate, it will provide the feed to other networks. Okay. So we'll see if they allow it as well. My guess is no. But, no, maybe they can't say no. If they offer the feed, we get to take it.
Starting point is 00:19:36 But I would bet that the answer to that is, oh, yeah, we just don't have a connection for you. Sorry. Oh, my gosh. Now, we've talked about this on this show before. your information is out there. You just have to do the best you can to keep it as safe as you can, but pretty much your information is out into the internet ethers. But I see where Patriot Mobile experienced a data breach that included subscribers, personal information, full names, email addresses, home zip codes, and account pins.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Wow. Patriot Mobile, which reportedly has fewer than 100,000 subscribers. Wow, I thought they had more than that. I mean, they're a sponsor here at the Blaze. They're a great company. I love Patriot Mobile. As America's only Christian conservative wireless provider, and our mission is to passionately defend our God-given constitutional rights and freedoms while glorifying God. Get this.
Starting point is 00:20:34 On their website, they display photos of Glenn Beck, Sebastian Gorka, and Steve Bannon. Those bastards. Now, the hacker who claimed responsibility for the breach provided tech crunch with a sample of the data stolen from Patriot Mobile. Tech crunch verified the sample data and contains authentic customer data in part because an apparent bug on Patriot Mobile's public website is also leaking some of the same personal information. Okay. Now, Patriot Mobile is a mobile virtual network, which means it doesn't own its own network infrastructure. It leases access from AT&T and T-Mobile, and then you get your service through them. They provide that service. Now, I will say this.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Isn't it interesting that as Patriot Mobile is America's only Christian conservative wireless provider, It is interesting, and I'm just guessing here that I would like to know who the hacker was who claimed responsibility because I would bet that the hacker was working for, oh, I don't know, a government entity who needed that information. Because we know that the government, the FBI for sure, said they were already looking into social media accounts. and why wouldn't they look into who was a subscriber to the only God-given constitutional rights and freedoms while glorifying God, mobile carrier? I'm guessing that those particular government entities
Starting point is 00:22:27 would want to know who is subscribing to that. But as is a theme for today's show, what do I know? With MX Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. So yesterday, the National Collegiate Athletic Association
Starting point is 00:23:09 and the five powerhouse conferences, collectively representing more than 60 schools, agreed to a $2.8 billion class action settlement, paving the way for universities to directly pay college athletes for the first time. It finalized the plan that would go into effect as soon as next year and reverse the amateur college sports model in place since 1906. The proposed settlement is a revenue sharing model in which schools would pay athletes a cut from the money received from sponsorships, broadcasting rights, and ticket sales. Division I schools would have to have the ability
Starting point is 00:23:47 to distribute up to $20 million per year to the athletes. The settlement would also resolve claims of missed back pay for current and former college athletes dating back to 2016, ending three antitrust cases with the fourth case still pending. So we need to go back even farther. Like we need to go back at least until 2010, maybe 2007, something like that. We need to, you know, that needs to be worked into the same. Settlement. Oh, you know what? That's right. My son played. My oldest son was playing college football in those years, and he wasn't playing in 2016. So that needs to change.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Then we have the Department of Justice going after Live Nation and the Ticketmaster saying, well, I mean, Live Nation slash Ticketmaster, saying they need to split. The Department of Justice and 30 state and district attorneys generals sued live Nation and refers to itself as the largest live entertainment company in the world, duh, lodging 120-page complaint that it purposefully stifles competition, hurts consumers, and unfairly jacks up ticket prices, you bastard. The suit alleges that Live Nation threatened to retaliate against venues that didn't use its ticketing service and that artists who don't use Live Nations tour promo services can't perform at any of its venues. The DOJ said the company controls over 70% of ticket
Starting point is 00:25:24 sales at major concert venues in the country, plus Live Nation controls 265 venues in North America and 60 of the top 100 amphitheaters in the United States. Huh. So this all really started because the whiners that couldn't get Taylor Swift tickets. And so Taylor Swift is going to be the downfall of Live Nation slash Ticketmaster. Maybe, I don't know. We'll see. It's going to take forever to go against this antitrust lawsuit against Live Nation.
Starting point is 00:26:02 They're going to try to break them up. And I doubt it's going to happen. We'll see. I mean, a Live Nation will say, well, we'll take a look at it. Ticketmaster will go, yeah, we'll take a look at it. Everything will be fine. Shut up. If you don't look, if you don't like Ticketmaster, then don't buy tickets from them.
Starting point is 00:26:21 If you don't like Live Nation, don't go to concerts where they're having concerts. But we want to see them. Well, if enough people decide not to go, then, you know what, it'll affect how they do business. But it all started, remember, because they mishandled, according to Taylor Swift, her presales and are issues with pre-sale tickets. So we'll see how it turns out. But Taylor Swift could be the downfall of Live Nation slash Ticketmaster. All right, so if you're listening live today is Friday, the 24th of May, 2024. You know, we don't have any heavyweight championship fights this weekend.
Starting point is 00:27:07 It's a Memorial Day weekend. I guess we have, you know, Memorial Day parades. And we're honoring our military, the fallen, and our military. And so, I don't know, happy Memorial Day. and we have the Indianapolis 500 and weather permitting. Last weekend we had the big heavyweight champ fight which I ended up watching by the way
Starting point is 00:27:27 my son bought the stream of Usec and Tyson Fury now the day of boxing there was all kinds of boxing matches that were good, there were some good fights on that from DeZone. But that Tyson Fury fight was an interesting one with Yusk and Yusk won that fight in a split decision he won it. No kidding, Tyson Fury blew that fight. But, you know, it's just me looking at the fight. I feel that Tyson could have won that had he not messed around so much in the first three or four rounds,
Starting point is 00:27:59 thinking it was just having all fun and games. We're there to fight, damn it. So with all the things going on with the airlines these days, I see where Frontier Airlines CEO said there is a massive rampant abuse of special services like wheelchair assistance. Yeah, that's the hack, baby. Travelers in the U.S. can request wheelchair access, which is provided free of charge. The impostors are creating delays for other passengers, those bastards. According to the CEO, there is a massive rampant abuse of special services, people using wheelchair assistance who don't need it at all.
Starting point is 00:28:44 He said there's some frontier flights where 20 people were brought in wheelchairs at departure and only three using them upon arrival. We're healing so many people. That's funny. That's a good line from him. So now he claimed any backpedal and said, look, I'm not talking about people who need personal wheelchairs, but rather the service airlines provide when travelers arrive at the airport. And according to him, it cost the airline between $30 and $35.
Starting point is 00:29:14 each time a customer requests a wheelchair. Eh, okay, if you say so. The abuse of the service leads to delays for travelers with genuine need for assistance. Why? Why is it? Why is that? Because you don't have enough employees to handle it?
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh, maybe that should be something we should be looking at. No, that can't be a problem, can it? Oh, well, the CEO of London's Heathrow Airport said that amid staffing shortages, some travelers were using wheelchair support to try to get fast track through the airport. So it does have something to do with the lack of employees, doesn't it? And of course, those sons of guns at TikTok, man, they have produced actual posts on TikTok as a travel hack recommending that you need to get a wheelchair
Starting point is 00:30:05 and that will get you through the airport faster. I've used those before. We talked about it the other day with the overweight lady, what's her face? Jalen, I think her name is, the plus-sized traveler who was pissed that the person came. She wasn't complaining about,
Starting point is 00:30:23 well, she was complaining about the service, but she was saying that the person who was supposed to come and wheelchair her through the airport saw who it was supposed to be. This plus-sized lady had just kept moving. Nope, not pushing that through the airport. Not happening.
Starting point is 00:30:42 It doesn't have anything to do with people who don't need it. Now, I will say that some people, you know, especially this John Morris, who is a triple amputee, founder of wheelchair travel.org, noted there are reasons why some travelers might need wheelchairs on their outbound leg, but not upon their arrival. Yeah, disability impacts people in a lot of different ways. So he also said, hey, I think it's a, you know, there's a good case to be made that abusers should face some consequences. consequences. Like what? What do I have to do to prove that I need a wheelchair? Do I have to have a handicap parking sticker? Do I have to have a note from my doctor? What do I need to get a wheelchair to help me get through the airport? What do I do? You tell me what I need. So the Department of Transportation has proposed stricter rules aimed at preventing wheelchair damage by airport ground
Starting point is 00:31:35 handlers and ensuring prompt assistance to travelers with disabilities when getting on and off the plane. But that doesn't fix the people claiming that they need. They're requesting a wheelchair at a check-in to get you to airside and on the plane. And then also having a wheelchair waiting for you at the ramp so that they can take you to wherever you have to go after you land. That doesn't fix that at all. So until something is done, you can keep requesting them. And if you're a plus sizeer, just know that they may just roll right on by when they see. you at the end of the ramp.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I just love, I wish we would have a, I just love the thought of thinking of the wheelchair person going, oh, no, not me. I'm not pushing that. I know, I know. It's sad. It's just me. You know, I saw a commercial the other day that I thought,
Starting point is 00:32:35 and that is, I need that in my life. So it's a lift, like an elevator, in your garage. and you can put stuff on it and then it lifts stuff up into your attic, the attic that's above your garage. That is such an awesome idea. Now, I also saw where there,
Starting point is 00:32:52 and I don't know what made me think of this if we're putting an elevator into our garage, this is where we need our drone delivery shoot system put into your home. That needs to happen. That needs to happen. We need to be able to have it open up and have your product,
Starting point is 00:33:10 whatever it is, dropped in your drone delivery shoot at the top of your house. So you don't have to worry about it sitting in your yard. You don't have to be there. The drone can fly over, drop whatever products
Starting point is 00:33:22 is supposed to be dropped, and it goes down into your shoot, and you have it inside your home. And looking at some of the numbers about porch thefts and the porch pirates, maybe that needs to happen. I think this is a million-dollar idea,
Starting point is 00:33:37 actually. We need to start building. drone delivery shoots on the roofs of homes as we speak. And we need to have a remodeling team come in. We can put this, hey, we can get you into this drone delivery shoot system right here for a reasonable price if we act today. So I was looking at the states that are most likely to have packages stolen. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:34:03 So there's this study here, new data, the 10 worst states for porch pirates. The research conducted by digital mailbox provider, I Postal 1, and I am a fan of I Postal 1, examined nationwide online search data for relevant key terms related to stolen mail. Amazon delivery stolen, D.HL lost my package. More from Google Keyword Planner. The states with the highest average monthly search volume per 100,000 people have been named in the top 10 states for stolen mail in 2020. and they have the top 10 states. I don't know that I would have guessed this,
Starting point is 00:34:42 but, you know, number one, the number one state for Porch Pirates, Alaska. And then Hawaii, then Vermont, then North Dakota, North Carolina, Delaware, Rhode Island, Wyoming, Colorado, Washington. Those are your top 10 states for Porch Pirates. And then the bottom 10 is, well, it doesn't surprise me. I mean, Alabama.
Starting point is 00:35:15 That's why I thought Texas would be there too, because we have a lot of porch pirates, but you're going to get shot if you get caught. Remember we saw the guy covered up in the trash bag? Hilarious. South Carolina, Louisiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Indiana, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, and Michigan. If I didn't read your state, you're in the middle.
Starting point is 00:35:34 All right? You're not the worst and you're not the best. But we need to have our drone delivery package delivery chutes built into our homes. So we do not have to worry about porch pirates. I mean, they'll find other things to steal from us. But for now, we can be safe if we have the Fisher drone delivery shoot installed on every house in America. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you know. need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice
Starting point is 00:36:26 rink on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice, yes, we deliver those. Goaltenders, no, but chicken tenders, yes, because those are groceries, and we deliver those too, along with your favorite restaurant food, alcohol, and other everyday essentials. Order Uber Eats now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. It's Friday, so it's time for for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie?
Starting point is 00:37:00 Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count them one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. That's why we call it What's the Lie? Our contestant today, Tim Dole. If he wins, not only will he get to come back for another round, he'll win a talking sense. Jeffie Blue Freshie. information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group and find the freshy Senate design, especially for you. If you were someone you love would like to be a
Starting point is 00:37:28 contestant on What's the Lie? Email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Tim, welcome to What's the Lie. Thanks for having me, Jeff. I appreciate it. How are you, sir? Where are you playing the game from today? I am located in Jamestown, New York, or about an hour and a half south of Buffalo. I love Jamestown, New York. It is Home of Lucille Ball. Thank you. And it's right there. I mean, you're right there in Rochester's neck of the woods.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I'm pretty close. I'm pretty close. I like my accommodation, so I won't, I won't complain online about my house not being, you know, appropriate for me. Have you been to the Toy Hall of Fame in Rochester? I have the strong museum. I have been there. Nice. Nice little place.
Starting point is 00:38:13 I will say it's worth $25. But if you can save that dollar ahead of time, doing it on the line. Yeah. Yeah, no doubt. That's awesome. So, all right, you ready to play What's the Lie? I've been ready all week. All right, four headlines, what not real, what's the lie? Headline number one, New Zealand man filmed trying to body slam an orca in actions described as idiotic.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Headline number two, an American Psychiatric Association moves to classify Writing Notes app, poetry as a form of therapy. Headline number three, the Dalai Lama. allegedly pointed to a fat cameraman and told him to go on a diet. Headline number four, PetSmart searches for the next chief toy tester, offering $20,000 to the new team members. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, New Zealand man filmed trying to body slam an orca
Starting point is 00:39:12 in actions described as idiotic. Headline number two, the American Psychiatric Association moves to classify writing notes app poetry as a form of therapy. Headline number three, Dalai Lama allegedly pointed at a fat cameraman and told him to go on a diet. Headline number four, PetSmart searches for next chief toy tester, offering $20,000 to the new team members. Those are your four headlines. What is the lie, Tim? Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:39:48 All right. So first thought is not one or four. I know I got plenty of time. I know you always tell everybody that. Nothing but time for you. Nothing but time for you. I'm going to get you Memorial Day early. I'm going to say number three, the Dalai Lama.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Number three, the Dalai Lama. Oh, no. Gosh, darn it. I wanted you to win so bad, too. Oh, well. Anyway, thanks for. for listening and playing to What's the lie?
Starting point is 00:40:20 What's the lie? The subsidiary of Chewing to Fed Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MMXX, IV.
Starting point is 00:40:35 So... What was the lie? Number two. Number two. The American Psychiatric Association. Yeah, I know. I know. I would think that that would, you know, might come true, but as of today,
Starting point is 00:40:49 no. Right. So. I darn it. I know. Gosh darn it. I was all ready to be excited to bring you back for another round. But, uh... Kids had a spot picked off with a Jeffrey Blue Freshie, too. Oh, no. Well, let one of the kids play. Maybe they'll win.
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