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Episode Date: September 29, 2023

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That naked running doesn't mean what it used to mean Used to mean that you were running without clothes on Now, apparently it means running without GPS Music or any other tech. You just out there listening to Mother Nature while you're running. That's called naked running. Oh, okay. Well, isn't that special?

Well, as long as you're out there naked running in California, you can know now that the governor has signed a new law that's going to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers up from an average of about $16 an hour to $20 an hour starting next year. Huh. So we have Uber, DoorDash, and Grubhub delivery workers getting $20 an hour by 2025. I think Walmart is stepping up.

I don't know what their minimum wage is for employees, but they're saying now that, you know, you don't have to have a college degree for any of our corporate job listings. I know what it says. But don't worry about it. You don't need a college degree. Oh, I don't necessarily disagree with that at all with about the college degree thing for specific jobs.

If you're able to do the job, great. If you're not, sorry, do another job. That's the way it works. Now you're looking at minimum wage in California at $20 an hour. Nothing says, hey, you'll have more time to be a naked runner because robots will be doing your job. People may actually be naked, running, looking for work in California,

in New York as well, and all the other states that are raising minimum wage just to try to appease the low-income voters, and they don't realize that, yeah, you're going to be getting $20 an hour, but you're not going to be working 40 hours a week. and by the way, you know what, you're not going to be working at all

because we've got a robot that does your job now. But hey, you keep signing those bills into law, okay? You keep telling people, hey, you're going to be making $1,000 an hour. Yeah, you can't work, but you're going to be making $1,000 an hour. Guess I'll just go run naked. Welcome.

Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Isn't this interesting? So a little over four months ago in May, if you're listening live, today is the 29th of September, 2023. And wow, did September go by fast or did it just go by like it normally does and it just seemed like it went by fast? Anyway, it's the 29th of September, 2023. A little over four months ago, back in May, Oscar Meyer announced that the Wiener Mobile would be referred to as the Frank Mobile. And I remember talking about it thinking, wow, that's stupid.

Well, now they're changing back to the Wiener Mobile. Uh, duh. So it was a Franktastic summer, celebrating 100% B-Frank's with the Frank Mobile. But the associate director at Oscar Meyer said, like many of you, we miss our original icon. Yeah, so many people thought it was stupid. and said, hey, what are you doing?

We decided, yeah, we're going to go ahead and change it back to the old WeinerMobile. Okay? Yeah, you know what? It's only, you know, it started, I don't know, 87 years ago. So how about we just leave it, the Wiener Mobile, okay? That's probably a smart move. Yeah, I know that I was reading how it got started. Carl Mayer, a nephew of the founder of Oscar Meyer,

said that he came up with an idea of a 13-foot metal hot dog on wheels to transport the company spokesman. And a general body company of Chicago made the first WienerMobile. It had open cockpits in the center and the rear. And then due to safety upgrades, and we probably need to make this thing, you know, an actual vehicle. They gave it some upgrades and they gave it glass enclosure for the driver and passengers. The only time it was retired was during World War II during gas rationing. It doesn't say how long here on the website, how long it was retired for.

But then it was back on the road, the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile. So it's no longer the Frank Mobile, which is an actual good move on their part. And I'll let you in on a little secret. If you're listening now and you continue to listen at some point today, We're going to do the What's the Lie game show with our returning champion. Question in the fat five, or in the, it's not the fat five, in what's the lie. The fat five is a segment I do during Pat Ray's show. During What's the lie, the game show is about the Oscar Meyer WienerMobile.

So I'll let you know. That one is the lie. You'll be able to play along. I'm just letting you in on it. I probably shouldn't do this, but, you know, where's the fun? and in that, if you already know. But, you know, now you already know. So the lie in what's the lie today, you know.

Don't tell anyone. But when you listen to what's the lie and you listen to our returning champion, know that the question or the lie, the headline, is since changing the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile named to Frank Mobile back in May, they're now going all electric. That is not true. And we'll see if our returning champion, Kevin Schwer, will be able to get this. Don't tell him.

So back a couple years ago, maybe it wasn't even that long ago, we got news of a harm reduction program in Maine. And they were said to have provided crack pipes or crack pipe mouthpieces in the harm. reduction program kit and it was being available to anyone now I was informed uh through an email that I would be receiving a harm reduction program kit I never received it I'm very sad about that I do still want that if if my man is listening to chewing the fat still and was part of the main harm reduction program dude I never got it I I don't know. Maybe you sent it. Maybe you didn't. I know you said that you were going to send one. It was going to have the card that certifies that you could, you know, this was actual thing.

But it was, you know, possessing needles and crack pipes and meth pipes, etc. So we have to get people taken care of in this harm reduction program. Well, come to find out, the harm reduction program is still ongoing. It funds now a Texas organization. So this has to be going on around the country. I don't know that it's being reported a lot, but we had a big time expose on the harm reduction program here in Texas because there's a program that's distributing crack pipes.

Yay! So since last year, the El Paso Alliance has received nearly $800,000 from the Department of Health and Human Services as part of the nation's first federal harm reduction program. Well, I mean, we know that took place back in 2022 anyway last year. Maybe before that, maybe it was probably just after Biden took office, but it was part of their harm reduction program. So they distribute smoke kits to drug addicts.

And yeah, sure, the kits include a small cylinder glass, you know, a crack pipe. So I thought it was illegal for you to have the drug paraphernalia in Texas But it's probably illegal in most states But sorry about it doesn't matter So I know this has been going on for a while I still want a kit, please They can't arrest well I guess they could arrest me for having paraphernalia But there'll be no residue on it

I promise there won't won't be any crack residue on it. And so I want the kit just to have the kit. Please, someone sent me a harm reduction kit. But just know that it is going on all over the country under the guise of harm reduction. And I guess giving drug addicts drug paraphernalia as part of the harm, I'm sorry, the smoke kits is good. So good?

You know, I've been telling you about QP Goat Soap.com. Well, it's actually Quinn Pittman and his goat soap store, and that's at QPgoatsoap.com. I really should reach out and talk to Quinn. He's living the American dream, and he's only 16 years old.

He started when he was nine. Incredible. And, you know, mom and dad help out, making the soap, the sister wraps the Sobe, they make the lip bombs, they have other family members taking care of the shipping and and tech issues, and Quinn is running it all. Top of the mountain, living the American dream. Quinn Pittman.

Go to QP.Gote soap.com. And use the promo code Jeffie and get 10% off, by the way. You can do that. But it's an incredible product. They've got shampoo bars and they've got men's fragrances on top of. of women fragrances, they have special seasonal sense. I mean, it's just amazing what Quinn is cracking the whip and making his family do for his goat soap product.

It is really incredible. I don't have to talk to. We have to talk to Quinn about living the American dream because he is definitely do it. Look, you want soap to leave your skin soft and you don't want it to be dried out after you use the soap, which is what goes on when you use regular soap. Hello, notice how your skin also dries out after you use regular soap,

and then you have to go buy products from the same company to make your skin softer. Huh, funny how that works, isn't it? But if you use Quinn's goat soap, that's what it's, you're doing it. It's all in one. It's amazing. So, I mean, he's been doing this since he was nine. I told you that.

It's incredible. So they're very proud of their product, and they want you to know about it. So, I mean, Quinn is the deal. He's standing at the top of the mountain at 16 years old, living the American dream. So check it out and make your skin soft and just voluptuous like it should be with goat soap. from Quinn Pittman QP Goatsoap.com QPgoatsoap.com

Use the promo code, Jeffey, get 10% off QPgoatsope.com Offer code. That's a promo code. It says use code. So I don't know if it's a promo code, if it's an offer code, just use the code, Jeffie, J-E-F-F-Y. That'll get you 10% off your total order.

QP-GoteSope.com. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So I guess since the writer's strike is over, and I guess the actor's strike will be over soon enough, and I guess they're going to strike against the gaming industry soon. But I see where the Golden Globes, the 81st Golden Globe Awards,

is supposed to take place January 7th, I don't know that that's actually going to happen, to be honest. But okay, if you claim that it is, fine. They announced this past week that they're adding a couple of new categories. That's what you need to fix people watching the Golden Globes and watching any of the award show, for that matter, is to add some new categories. One of the categories that they added was best cinematic and box office achievement. Oh, okay.

So this year is going to include eight nominees from among the year's highest earning and most viewed films that have gained extensive global audience support and produced exceptional creative content. Films will be eligible if they achieve a box office receipt total gross of $150 million, of which $100 million must come from the U.S. domestic box office, and or obtain commensurate digital streaming viewership recognized by trusted industry sources. Meanwhile, films released after November 22nd through the end of the calendar year may qualify based on projected box office performance and or digital streaming views from trusted industry sources. So anyone, it doesn't matter. There's a couple of little rules in there, but we're going to try to get it together on that. Now, we also added a new category for.

best performance in a stand-up comedy on television. So the best comedian on TV. So it's going to recognize six nominees who gave traditional stand-up comedy performances of at least 30 minutes other than roles in television series, limited series, anthology series, or motion pictures made for television. On a recognized media platform, individual social media accounts do not qualify.

Yeah, none of you people out there trying to make it on your own. Count, okay? Only programs first aired or made available for viewing on demand in the United States during the qualifying calendar year are eligible. So don't think you're going to pull one off and post something in Italy and have it be a hit and then have the Golden Globes congratulate you here, my friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You will have done something on a recognized media platform, and it will be in the United States.

Okay. It'll first air and made available for viewing on demand in the United States. Not quite sure. I thought the Internet was World Wide Web. I'm not sure how that, I guess, I guess it's just United States Wide Web. so good luck and man do I want to watch the golden globes I mean I used to love them and I like seeing the actors and stuff but you know now they can't find anybody to host it they all fight over being politically correct and to be honest with

social media whether it's on a recognized media source or not social media has kind of ruined the whole thing of hey there's a celebrity because we see them all the time. And they've got their face right in front of you. My face is out there too. I'm not putting myself up there with any of the fantastic golden globe nominees or winners. Oh, no. But I am saying that you see people all the time now because of social media.

So I feel like these award shows, let's just move on. We do have good news in the presidential campaign, though. Vernon Supreme, known for his boot hat. And remember, he promised free ponies for everyone if he won. He has now launched his 2024 presidential ambitions tour. Oh, that's so sweet. Good for him. So Vernon is in the heat, the former presidential candidate, best known for wearing his boot.

Let's see, launched his 23rd campaign. It's supposed to start today, which is the 29th of September. He has run in the Republican Democratic and Libertarian Party presidential primaries since 2004. He's kicking off his presidential ambitions tour with a fundraising event in Athens, Ohio at the Cannabis Museum. So you have a chance to see him if you're anywhere in the area around the Cannabis Museum in Athens, Ohio. The tour name is a play on presidential. Got it. Presidental.

because he's known, he said in one of his campaign pledges that he would make toothbrushing mandatory if he was elected president. So his tour is going to feature 10 more stops across Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York before concluding October 9th. Now, the thing is, it doesn't say where he's registered as a candidate

for 2024 in the federal election commission's records. I don't want to bog you down with facts or anything. Damn it. Vernon needs to be on the campaign trail. Can't stop Vernon from running for president. His pony up for Vermin Supreme, the candidate committee raised nearly 90,000 a few years ago. So he's raised a little bit of money, and he's out there running again. So good for him. He's promising, he has promised free ponies, as I said.

He promised mandating that everyone must brush their teeth. And he also said that he would do time travel research to kill baby Adolf Hitler. So how could you not like Vernon Supreme? You can't. That's how you. I mean, you just can't. Oh, and the Texas State Fair, I guess, starts today. Yay!

September 29th through the 22nd of next month. In fact, it's already open. By the time you're listening to this show, it's open. You don't have to be worried. You know, big tech is up there, you know, happy and proud with his big tech's belt buckle on and all the good stuff. And also, they announced that after 5 p.m., all minors, age 17 and younger, must be accompanied by a parent, guardian, or chaperone, who is 21 or older. So if you're out of work looking for a gig, I would go stand outside the Texas State Fair

and charge these kids money to be their chaperone. That would be just me. You know, yeah, I could be your, what do you want me? You want me to be a parent, you want me to be a guardian, or you want me to be a chaperone? Each one has a different price point. So as a parent, I'm getting some more money. As a guardian, yeah, that's going to be a little bit cheaper than a parent,

but I'll do it. As a chaperone, yeah, that's your cheapest rate, but you don't get much from me. I'm just a chaperone, and you're on your own. So you have that to look forward to at the fair. And there are all kinds of, I looked at the website, bigtext.com, and it talks about some of the new fun-sized fair attractions for everyone.

That's included, all-inclusive. Soap bubble circus, street circus, Dinosaurs at the lagoon. Dino Tales with Dr. Diggie Bones. Isn't that funny? Dino Tales with Dr. Biggie. I'm sorry, I said it wrong again. I want to say Biggie, but it's not Biggie.

It's Diggy. Dino Tales with Dr. Diggy Bones. Get it? I obviously did the first time. Acro Buffos. Home of the Holiday Experience. Sarah Twister. Oh, world-renowned street, which is a former Sarah Twister.

brings her contortionist and archery skills to the fringe stage, featuring mind and body, bending archery trick shots, and plenty of comedy. This show has something for everyone. Hall of State, Texas Tech University Centennial, and then you're on to the stuff that you already had before in the past, and plenty of state fair food and go through the barns and see the biggest pigs and the biggest cows, and the smallest pigs and the smallest cows

and hey, let's look at some horses and there's some dogs and let's have some fun and let's eat a bunch of stuff that's really bad for us. I mean, that's supposed to be bad for us. And, you know, when we get sick and we'll just go home, okay? Have a nice day, and we'll walk around for hours. And not that I,

you know, it's a bad thing to walk around for hours. It's just the, whew, the fairgrounds. The last time we were there, we were there and we ate all that fair food. Oh, man. Some of it's so good And some of it is so bad I told you I had this guy

Used to live next to my aunt In Florida And he was an old You know fair carnival guy And he's what he did He had his little cart And he made deep fried hot dogs And deep fried stuff

And every time we would go to my aunts He would fire up the cart man He had the wheels off of it It was in the backyard But he would open it up And fire up the oil and just make us deep fried stuff. It was so good.

Now that's the kind of fare you want to go to. Just walk over to the neighbors and fire up the old deep friar. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ. Built for breakthroughs,

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I wanted to do a quick update on the story that I did, I think yesterday, of Mike Beaton, the British Airways pilot, co-pilot, who was dismissed for bragging to his coworkers about his cocaine snorting exploits. and he couldn't even lift his head up off the pillow, and he was talking about how he was doing coke off topless women and, you know, with the night with guys and women in Africa, in Johannesburg. And so he lost his job.

But as I was reading that story, and I didn't mention it yesterday, I was reading back again later on in the day to see if I had, you know, if there was anything that I missed in the story. And there was his wife. this is a perfect chewing the fat moment and it worked just because someone puts a mic in front of you doesn't mean you have to speak

I'm happy that people do we get great sound clips when people do local news loves it man on the street we get great stuff from it but really the rule is if they come to your house or you're on the street you don't have to answer and you can it's okay to say I don't know

I don't know. If somebody asked you a question, you don't have to prove. I have to prove I'm so smart. I'm on the street and someone who has a microphone in front of my mouth. I have to answer these questions. No, no, you don't. You can say, I don't know. But people don't.

I like it that they don't, but you don't have to. Anyway, as I'm reading the story about my man, the co-kept-co-pilot, it says here that his wife, was confronted by reporters. All right. So these reporters all just came on to the wife. And they're asking, I want to go-pilot British Airways,

and he was doing cocaine off for Simmons. What do you think about that? And instead of going off, she said, hey, speak to my husband about it. She didn't even need to say that. She would have just closed the door. But at least she followed.

the rule of thumb from chewing the fat just because someone puts a microphone in front of your face doesn't mean you have to speak she didn't even have to say that you speak to my husband about it but I wouldn't even said that if I was her but it's perfect because they can't

there's nothing there it's just yeah just speak to him all right get away from me plus I mean she may have been okay with it so who died today who died today who died

today. Senator Diane Feinstein, a Democrat from California, dead at the age of 90. Rest in peace. Now, we on this very program when she fell not too long ago, had a live report from the hospital. We didn't know

if she had survived that fall. Maybe she didn't. Maybe they've been carrying her around since that time. I don't know that, though. But honestly, I don't know that. But it's looking like the finally reported it, and that she is now dead at the age of 90.

She's going to be, they'll have her lying in state in the rotunda because she was still in office. And they've already showed that someone has put flowers at her Senate desk. And it's just, it's going to be a weekend. And I don't know how long she gets to lie in state for being a great senator, but she's a Democrat. And she was, you know, she fought a good fight for the good people. And so we'll see, you know, be ready, be ready for a never-ending onslaught of how great Diane Feinstein was,

her never-ending fight for gun control and females and on and on and on. Just be ready for that. And so sure, she was, you know, not well and missed all kinds of votes and was told what to do for the last few years, But don't worry about, forget about all that. And so now who sits in her seat, right? I mean, the governor of California appears as though he wants to run for president. He hasn't said so publicly, but it certainly appears that way. So can he take it over?

Can he appoint himself as, you know what, I'll do it. Now, that's below someone who wants to be president. I know. But it does get him in the door. But as governor of California, he's already in the door. Now, he has said that he, in the past, that he would appoint a black female if a seat became available. Okay. Well, a seat's available.

So who is that going to go to? And you have Diane Feinstein, who has said that she wasn't going to run at the end of her term already. So people were already pointing out that they were going to run. her seat and I would venture to say I could be I don't know anything I'm an idiot on talking on a podcast to you chewing the fat listeners thank you so much for listening to the show

for following me on social media at Jeffrey JFR on X Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram I really appreciate it means a lot to me but who is he going to replace Diane until they

have the election. Is it going to be that douchebag Adam Schiff? Oh my gosh. Is Katie Porter? Is she white? She's running for office too. Oh, that's her. Oh, no.

You can't Katie Porter. She is a nightmare. Remember her and she was the one who abused her husband. Yes. I just looked at her picture and I remembered that's Katie Porter. We can't appoint her. So there was another one that was Barbara Lee from Oakland. Barbara Lee.

Yeah, she is a black female. So he may appoint her. And that will give her an upper leg when they have to have the election. And she is just the temporary senator in place of Diane. Can't be Katie Porter. Oh, my gosh. No, she was abusing her husband. She is a nightmare.

And it can't be out of shift. So it probably will be Hillapoint, Barbara Lee. And okay, then I'm making a prediction. I don't know anything. Again, I don't know anything. But it probably will be Barbara Lee. All that having been said,

rest in peace, Diane Feinstein. At the age of 90, we lost her. And I don't think it was that. I know you probably had a little thought run through your mind. Oh, I wonder if it was that. I don't know. I mean, I'm sure she's been in and out of the hospital a number of times the last few years. So I'm sure that she got the shot.

But does that have anything to do with her death? Doesn't say it in the story. So stop looking at me like that. Rest in peace. Diane Feinstein dead at the age of 90. All right, let's talk a little bit about Fat Bear Week. So we have Fat Bear Week coming up starting. next week.

Okay. The premiere of Fat Bear Week with the brackets are going to be revealed next week. And we already are smack dab in the middle and I didn't mention it yesterday

but you have through today to vote for Fat Bear Jr. Okay? You have the bracket for Fat Bear Jr. As well. However, I will say this that it might not happen at all

because because, you know, Fat Bear Jr. ends today. And then Fat Bear Week, with their brackets, we're starting next week, through, you know, October 4th through the 10th, right? Well, we'll come to find out

with the looming government shutdown. We can't have Fat Bear Week. Wait, what? Yeah. There's no way. It's just not possible. Why not? Well, you know,

know the national parks will be closed. And look, if they shut down the government, Sunday would halt the launch of the contest scheduled to begin next week. Now, it says that I don't know what happens if, let's say we have a shutdown, and then Monday they come back and say, okay, we funded the government who had only shut down for the weekend. Does that mean Fat Bear Week starts up again on the fourth like it was supposed to? I don't know.

I don't know. So it's just that they're the National Park Service, there's no way that they can have Fat Bear Week with the National Parks shut down because the Park Rangers will be furloughed. And they always go, while the bears will continue to get fat, the March Madness style brackets won't be updated. Yeah, because the Park Rangers do that at the Cap My National Park. And it looks like they're talking about show. shutting down the webcams too.

Wow. Yeah, because you can't just leave the cameras on. No, that's impossible. That is impossible just to leave the cameras on. Can't do that. So keep your fingers crossed for the looming government shutdown. Now, I will say this. I will say this, that if the government shutting down

means that I have to do without Fat Bear Week, so be it. I'm okay with it. I know. I know. I was actually thinking about as a bit for Pat Gray Unleased as going to Catmine National Park and reporting on the Fat Bear Week brackets live from Catmine National Park. I won't be able to get in.

And even if I could get in, I won't know exactly where to go because there won't be any park rangers there to help. I have to be out there all by myself with the bears, me and the bears, no cameras, nothing. So if the government shuts down, that won't happen. We won't have Fat Bear Week. We won't be able to watch the bears get fatter.

It's just going to be ugly. And that's the ugly I want. All right. One more animal story. A Phillies fan. That's the Philadelphia Phillies. That's the Major League Baseball team, Philadelphia Phillies. Has an emotional support animal, an alligator named a Wally Gator.

I feel like we've talked about him before. I think he has a presence on one of the social media accounts, maybe TikTok probably for sure, maybe Instagram. I just feel like we've talked about Wally Gator before because the guy, Joey Henney of Jonestown, Pennsylvania, has owned the alligator. And I feel like we've talked about him before because it's an emotional support alligator. And he's had it for like seven years. Anyway, he tried to get into Citizens Bank Park, and they wouldn't let him in. I think that's a lawsuit. Now, he was joking around.

We had a video of him outside of the stadium, and people were petting the gator, and he likes to give hugs, and it helps him with his depression, and he said that the gator has never bitten anyone yet. I put the yet in. And so, you know, it's fine. But according to Citizen Bank's policy on support him, It's posted that guide dogs, service animals, or service animals in training are welcome. All other animals are prohibited.

So if Joey has an actual service animal tag for Wally Gator, I can't say no. I'm sorry. But now it's possible that he doesn't. It's possible that he just calls his Gator, an emotional support Gator, but it isn't tagged and legal through the state, which is very possible. So it's a way for the stadium to say, yeah, no, we're not letting you in here with your Gator. Okay. We appreciate you and Wally Gator wanting to come to the game, but not today, okay?

But if he is actually documented. as a support animal, good luck to the Philadelphia Phillies because that's a lawsuit. I'll tell you, I know that maybe the XFL or the USFL, the NFL can kick him out at any time, but the

I see where it's reported that the XFL and the USFL are going to merge and they'll begin playing next year. That'll be an interesting thing. I don't know that that's actually that will actually happen if the regulators will let that

happen, but it's being reported that they're going to merge. The XFL actually drew some crowds. The USFL looked like they were struggling to have a crowd. So maybe they need to get maybe Wally Gator in there as a mascot with Joey from Pennsylvania and, you know, draw a little bit of crowd to the USFL. I don't know if it's going to be, it's just going to be the NSFL league, the National Spring Football League. That's, I guess, the trademark that they had filed for.

So they filed 22 new trademark applications. Wow. NSFL, National Spring Football League. Okay. I mean, that's where the Rock got involved, because the Rock went to the NFL and said, hey, you guys are the deal. We're just here. We just want to be your, you know, your minor league.

And we'll work with you. We don't want to work against you. We want to work with you. I don't know who's going to be in charge of the new National Spring Football League, but I'm guessing it's going to be the Rock and his ex-wife. But it doesn't say that here. You know, The Rock is part of XFL. So I'm guessing that now he goes and he takes, goes before the NFL

with the National Spring Football League and brings the XFL and the USFL together and just bows down to the NFL and says, we're here for you. We're here for you. Just let me make a few million off a year back. And the NFL is like, yeah, go ahead. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining

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What's the lie? What's the lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count them one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get. What's the lie?

Our returning champion contestant today, Kevin Schwerer, if he wins, not only is he going to get to come back for another round, But he will win a Talking Sense, Jeffrey Blue Freshie. And for more information, you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie-scented design just for you. If you are someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie,

email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Kevin, welcome back to What's the Lie. How are you, sir? Good. How are you? I am fantastic. I hope you have had an exciting week knowing that you, you, you, You spent the week as champion of what's the lie. I haven't gotten my talking since.

Well, no, I was going to say it's all ready to go, but, I mean, it's coming. I was waiting. If you win today, you get two. I mean, holy cow. I know. How are things in Kansas, though? Well, it's just lovely.

Yeah? I know. There's a lot of stories coming out of Kansas this last week, and I thought of you. I just want you to know you were thought of. I'm glad. Well, you're welcome, is what I'm saying. All right, you ready to, you ready to play?

I'm ready. All right. Four headlines. One not real. What's the lie? Headline number one, ride passengers rescued after dangling upside down 75 feet for half an hour. Headline number two. Since changing the Oscar Meyer-Weiner-Mobile name to Frank Mobile back in May, they're now going all-electric.

Headline number three. archaeologists discover 2,000-year-old child's shoe with laces intact. Headline number four, uneven gravity, makes you weigh more in Illinois than Indiana. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, ride passengers rescued after dangling upside down 75 feet for half an hour. Headline number two, since changing the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile named a Frankmobile back in May, they're now going all electric. Headline number three,

archaeologists discover 2,000-year-old child's shoe with laces intact. Headline number four, uneven gravity makes you weigh more in Illinois than in Indiana. All right, Kevin, what is the lie? I'm going to go with number two.

You would be absolutely correct. Congratulations, week number two in a row. You know what I think? I think we're going to have to get a video though because I think maybe and I'm not saying you did this I'm not saying you did this congratulations I want you to be a proud winner of the of what's the lie

that's week number two you're coming back for week number three I'm excited I mean you you might have a house full of freshies pretty soon that might happen I mean you can't the excitement down but you're not cheating are you I'm not cheating I just figured I heard that story

from me before about the WienerMobile, so I thought you might try tricking me with just adding to it. All right, well, now you're getting a little bit too smart for your pants, okay? A little bit too big for your britches. All right, Kevin, thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Thank you for playing What's the Lie. I got so wound up on thinking, accusing him of possibly cheating. Hey, thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises. All information is probably accurate

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