Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Wish I Was There... | 10/13/23

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spilled all over the highways of America. Frozen pizzas spilled all over the highway. and yet Russia outdoes us. Now, I thought they were at war with Ukraine. But apparently they are. But that doesn't stop art. All right. Art is still important in everyone's life.

So there was a crash on the road in Russia the end of last month. And apparently, the truck, well, not apparently, the truck was filled with white plaster casts of vaginas. Now, they were on route to an art gallery. Man, you want to talk about an art project. Hey, do you mind if we plaster your vagina? Oh, sure. No, no, well, maybe, maybe, but no.

No, don't turn this into something. Icky. I mean, it's art. So it crashed all over the road so they have a picture of these plaster of Paris vaginas all over the road. Why doesn't that happen in my neighborhood? Why? Now, I don't know if they had their names on them or if they were just, you know,

oh, yeah, that's Millie. Oh, yeah, that's Betty. I don't know. I just know that they have a picture of the plaster of Paris vaginas all over the road. Now, maybe it happened because we're at war. Because they're at war. We're not at war yet. Because they're at war.

and you never know something bad could have happened. So the plaster casts taken from over 400 women. Okay. And he was going to make, this was his piece of art.

All right. I mean, seriously, I've got to become an artist. What has to happen. Oh, Jeff, you already are. No, I know, thank you. I've got to become an artist. He was going to have a 26-foot wall

of the great wall of vaginas. I don't know, would I pay to see that? No, but could you give me a pass to go to that showing? Absolutely. Hey, I'm at the Great Wall of Vaginas. Is this you? Love me. Welcome.

Welcome to Chewing the Fats. Okay, I can't stop thinking about the plaster of Paris vaginas. All right. know. Sorry, don't look at me like that. But it's art, okay? And the great wall of vagina would be worth seeing. Now, I'm thinking I zeroed in on some of the ones that were crashed on the road.

And, you know, it is what it is. But I was just wondering, now, if you were one of the people who plaster of paris yourself, you're going. You're going. And so, do you know you? Do you look around and say, Oh, yep, look at Billy.

That one's mommy. That's, hey, you travel down that one. Do you do that or do you just hope for the best? Or you better be able to know which one is mine. I'll tell you that. We're going to this. You tell me which one is mine. If you get it wrong, that's it, we're done.

You know that's happening. So I don't know if the great wall of vagina is still happening. The crash doesn't look that bad. I don't think we lost that many. We lost a few, though. Hopefully they saved some from the crash, and the great wall of vagina can still go on and make a showing for the Russian people.

All right, I'll move on. So last week, I think, is when the ban went into effect in California, or they passed the law, and then now it goes into effect down the road. The California Food Safety Act, assembly bill 418, California has now become the first U.S. state to ban Skittles. And that's what it's being called is the Skittles ban. But it bans 12,000 additional products for cancer-causing additives.

That's a lot. Now, people are unhappy. I mean, Mario Lopez, Mario Lopez tweeted on X. Crime is through the roof. Worst drug epidemic ever. And homelessness is at an all-time high in California. Let's focus on Skittles.

It's a good point, Mario. That's a good point. I'll tell you that. That's a really good point. So the bill will prohibit the sale, distribution, and manufacture of food products containing red dye number three, brominated vegetable oil, potassium bromate, and pro plyparbenin. You can say that twice.

No, it's propliparabin. Poopil brabin. Wait, what? Proopil brabin. No, isn't that what I said? Proopil brabin. Yeah, okay, good, but have a nice day. That's what it is.

That's what's being banned. All right, enough. The state assembly committee on privacy and privacy and Consumer protection praised the move by the governor. Yeah, hey, great job. His signature represents a huge step forward in our effort to protect children

and families in California. It's not only going to affect children in California, it's going to affect a whole bunch of people because now that they can't, the companies can't use it in California, that means we're going to suffer. Don't be messing with my Skittles, man. I might have to protest that.

Don't be messing with my skittles. Let me eat! Well, yes. Whoever said that is genius, by the way. But absolutely. So, then I see a story. So now this completely cannot be tied in. Sorry.

This story talking about how, well, you know, we routinely buy and eat products banned in other countries because they contain certain ingredients. Huh. So we're going to start banning all kinds of. of stuff here in the U.S. across the country very, very soon. According to this,

there are a lot of foods that we select at the grocery store that are banned in other countries because of certain ingredients. The list is pretty long, and it includes products that are pretty popular. Ritz crackers, Gatorade,

wheat thins, frosted flakes, Coffee Mate. You can't tear me away from Coffee Mate, Those are just some of the items banned in other countries Because of the ingredients they contain Skittles Pop-Tarts, Gatorade

Little Debbie products Are banned in the European Union Because they contain dyes like yellow 5, yellow 6 And Red 40 I mean I am so hooked on yellow 5 If you want to put a double dose of yellow 5 in I'm all for it Coffee mate, rich crackers, and those warm, the buttery, pilsberry biscuits.

Oh, I love those. Those are banned in Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Iceland, Norway, and Denmark because of trans fats like the partially hydrogenated soybean and cotton seed oils. Oh, come on. Wheat thins and cereals like frosted flakes are banned in the United Kingdom, Japan, and parts of Europe because of a chemical called B.H.T. That's a butylated

hydroctorine. You'd quote me on that. That's right. Butylated hydroxstallium. Mutilated hydroxytywing. That's pretty close. So frosted flakes

and wheat thins other cereals as well in the United Kingdom, Japan, and parts of Europe because of B.H.T. And we know now why they call it B.H.T. Because the real name is... Futilated hydroxytylluline. Yeah. You can't have that in food. Okay. Sorry.

I wish we could, but we can't. We know you love the flavor enhancer of B.H.T. But you can't have it anymore. So be ready. This California... law, the Bann Skittles Act, is going to affect all of us. So get as much candy and sugary, yummy goodness that you can before companies start knocking out yellow 5, yellow 6, and red 40.

And you go, they just don't taste the same. You know what? I think they cut out the red 40. I think they did. and then we're doomed. All right, just give me the apple. That's what they're trying to do. They're leading me toward eating fruit and bugs.

Stop it! I mean, I just read a story about how they believe that Neanderthals hunted cave lions as early as 50,000 years ago. Now, why would you hunt cave lions? Oh, I know, for food and their hides. so these animals apparently were the apex predator in Eurasia

for I don't know a couple hundred thousand years prior to the extinction and the Neanderthals were like we're killing those we're going to eat them and we're going to use their hide for whatever we want to I mean that's awesome but thanks to modern technology and invention and scientists we were able to mix in a little red dye number 40 a little yellow number 5 to the to the cave lions

to make them taste a little bit better quit banning stuff quit trying to censor everything all you social media people out there somebody may have somebody may have tweeted on X something that was wrong someone put up on Facebook

something that was wrong. Someone put on Instagram something that was wrong. And we have to be the ones to decide whether people can figure out on their own whether it's correct or not. Stop it. Stop banning things.

Stop censoring things. We can figure it out. We're Americans. We're allowed to do that. If those dingleberries in Europe don't want to do that, let them. But stop having a lot. what they do affect us.

Screw them. And if California wants to continue to pretend that they're Europe, then let them pretend that they're Europe. That's all. That's all. That's all I'm saying. Stop censoring things. It's really simple.

Seriously. It drives me insane. I listened to an interview yesterday with this lady who wanted to talk about make sure that the people that are protesting for the Palestinians against the Israelis or the Jews at

universities, we should ban them from working for five years and we should, we need to make sure that what we're seeing on social media is gone through proper filters. No! No, we shouldn't. Do I agree with those dangleberries at the university? No. do I think that companies should look at their history personal and scholarship at scholarly works before they hire them?

Yes. Do I think it's up to the companies to decide, hey, you're out there protesting your hate for the Jews. You know the guy that owns this company is Jewish, right? You know the guy that works down delivering your mail every day is Jewish. Is that going to be a problem? or you still hate them? Because if you still hate them, you probably need to work somewhere else

because you're not going to work here. How about that? Have a nice day. Take care. But do that need to be mandated from the government? No. No, it does not. I'm sorry, no.

That just drives me insane. All right. I've got to tell you about my man Quinn Pittman. All right. Quinn Pittman. got his first goat milk or his first milk goats. That's when he figured out, hey, I can get milk from this goat

because they were milk. They were milk goats. So I don't know how many goats he had that weren't milk goats. And he thought, how come I'm not getting milk from them? I don't think Quinn ever did that. Although that would have been a good joke.

That would be a good joke to do on a kid. Hey, here's a milk goat And then it'd not be a milk goat Kind of funny to see how long it would take the kid To figure it out But that didn't happen with my man Quinn Pittman Sorry Quinn I'm sorry, you know I love you

I do You're 16thew Quinn Pitman QP goatsoop.com I love it Look Goat Soap is The product that is

terrific I've told you a little bit about it but it is a terrific product. The soap that you get from the store doesn't do any of the things that you think it does. I mean, it dries out your skin, and then you have to buy their lotions and other products that that company also makes. Big surprise. But with the goat soap, your skin will be soft. is curious.

And if you want it to be clean and moisturized at the same time, you need goat soap. And you want Quinn's goat soap. Quinn and his family, very proud of their product, and they should be. And they want you to know about it, which is, you know, why they asked me to tell you about it. And Quinn is awesome.

I mean, the kid is 16 years old, started when he was nine, and he has got this thriving goat soap business. QP goat soap.com. It's awesome. I've used the soap. I love it. Check it out.

Go to QPgoatsoap.com. Use the code Jaffe for 10% off your total order. QP.goatsoap.com code Jephy. Now the whole tell the kid about the non-milking goat that's a milking goat. That's just a joke. And it's just me being stupid, you know.

I would not advise anyone to give their kid a non-milking goat and tell your child, hey, it's a milking goat, and then see what happened. Don't do that. Don't do that. Now, if someone were to do that,

you can tag me on Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. But prior to that, don't do it. QP Goat So they're so happy with this commercial right now. QPgoatsoap.com. QP Goatsoap.com. Use Jepie. Get 10% off.

QPgoatsoap.com. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. I mentioned tagging me on Instagram. You can do that. It's Jeff Fisher Radio. You can tag me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can tag me on X at Jeffy JFR.

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and then there's going to be the new Rick and Michone show coming up. And there was the Dead City with Negan. But this new Daryl Dixon show is really, really good. It's been awesome. And so is the Talking Walking Dead episodes, by the way, with Jason and Maximus and myself. So be sure to give a listen to Talking Walking Dead. Walking Dead as well. If you're a subscriber to chewing the fat, then you see you should get the

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You must answer, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. that's a rule that's a rule of the show I don't care I know you're going to listen to other stuff I understand that you may not at the time be listening to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher

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hey oh what are you listening to chewing the fat you know chewing the fat the fat with Jeff Fisher. That's your answer. It has to be. Just those are the rules. Okay. Hey, this weekend coming up in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, a Uper's. Okay, so this is, this is Michigan, and then you have the Upper Peninsula up here. And, you know, Wisconsin thinks it's theirs, but it's not. It belongs to us, and they haven't taken it back. They haven't even

tried to take it back from us. Maybe that's because no one else wants it. But we got it. And if you're from there, you're from there, you're, you're going to be. You're going to be. You, you're a yupor you know who you are so coming up is the seventh annual u p 200 dry land dash at the nagoni township park nobody knows how to have fun like the yupers man nobody knows how to have fun like the yupers you're going to see these are to dog races a dry land dog race thinks that's that's that's the title You're going to see people using the dogs to pull them on bicycles, scooters. Dogs are pulling.

I looked at one picture they're pulling a car. And so this year's Upper Peninsula Sled Dog Association, and I love them. Man, they are. They're good people. They're good people over there at the Upper Peninsula Sled Dog Association. They're trying to get new people into the sport. So you're going to get $2,000 in cash if you win. And they're going to give three people a unique opportunity.

You pay the entry fee. And then if you have never raced before and you're a uper. So I can't just show up. What if I'm if I live, you know, if I was born in Saginaw. And I show up to Nagani Park and you say, yeah, you know, I've never tried it before. Are you a Yuper? No. Okay, well, you're not doing this.

Are you going to kick me out? All right. So they can try out the canacross or the bike drawer or the scooter. And that's the dog events that you probably need to start with. According to the good people over there at Upper Peninsula Sled Dog Association. Now, musher Kate Dillon or Devlin. Allen, D-E-H-L-I-N, has been involved with the dryland dash since its first year. So what is this?

This is the seventh year? Is that what I said? This is the seventh anniversary? Yeah, the seventh annual. So Kate's been mushing a lot longer than the seven years. But at least the seven for this. She says dog racing is a sport. Everyone should try.

And look, you can see the word. Now, this is Kate speaking. And I feel like this isn't true, actually. This whole statement is not true from Kate. people can see the words through snowmobiles and quads and stuff that's a quote from kate people can see the woods through snowmobiles and quads and stuff there's something very different about being behind a dog team yeah it's called the smell no it's uh she claims that it's dead silent you come up on wildlife like crazy it's just all you hear is dog breath dogs breathing and it's a very different way to see nature. So you've got the dog pulling whatever kind of thing you're riding in front of you, and it's not barking?

I mean, I guess not. Maybe the dog is just trying to, I'm going to try to pull this damn car with this lady in it. So maybe it isn't barking. Come to think of it. Never mind, Kate, you're right. So be sure if you have a chance this weekend, you head up to the, you know, UP 200 dry land dash. Man, nothing more I want to do.

Wish I was going up there. And I wish I could have made it to Kennedy Space Center today. Yesterday, they were supposed to launch the Psyche spacecraft, and that was too cloudy. It was some kind of, of, of course, it was a weather issue. We can't have that, man. We do not want it to be cloudy when we're sending a spaceship up without humans on it. Anyway, the 16 Psyche asteroid that they're sending the rocket ship to

is located over 2 billion miles from Earth in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. It's composed primarily of iron and nickel rather than ice or rock, which is most asteroids. And theorists speculate that the 173 mile wide potato-shaped-shaped obfutable. I guess we're all assuming that potatoes have a shape is the core of an early solar system planet that could provide more direct insights into Earth's unobservable core. So it's possible. Could we just never know. But we're hoping to get there. The van-sized spacecraft will deploy a solar-powered ion propulsion technology.

where electromagnetic fields charge zion ions to generate thrust to reach the asteroid's orbit in 2029. It will spend 26 months capturing images, measuring magnetic fields, my favorite, and more. So now, yesterday it was supposed to go off. And it did because it was too cloudy. It did go off today, though. Apparently the clouds cleared away. Two, one, engine ignition. And lift off.

Lift off of Falcon Heavy and Psyche on a mission to a metal asteroid in deep space to study the building blocks of our planet's inner space. I like the girl, though. Vehicles pitching downrange. I don't be a clue down range You're taking over It's all yours

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For travel and dining Means you not only satisfy your travel bug But your taste buds too That's the powerful backing of Amex Conditions apply Who died today? Who died today? Rudolph Isley. One of the founding members of the R&B group,

the Isley brothers, is dead at the age of 44. Man, the Isley brothers, they were... Those guys were monsters. Not 44. That's what I said. He was 84. Did I not say that? No, I did not say 44. You said 84.

I know. I said 84. No, you said 44. Play it back. You know what? You don't have to play it back. Never mind. I probably did say 44. I don't believe that I did.

It's possible that I did. So Rudolph Isley, founding member of the Isley brothers, and songwriter, dead at the age of 84. Good job, Jeffrey. Amazing.

I mean, the Isie brothers were huge. It just monsters. Everybody wanted to be with them. I was reading some stats about them. The one stat was just incredible. They had a top 50 hit in six consecutive decades on Billboard's Hot 100. I mean, that's just amazing. The group has been cited as having enjoyed one of the longest

most influential, most diverse careers in popular music. I mean, that's amazing. And he's one of the founding members. So rest in peace, Rudolph Isley. Now, I will say this, a couple things about the story. I was reading a little bit about the Isley brothers. All right. So back in 1955, 1995, the band, the brothers were,

they had been performing and started singing in churches in the church. and their 13-year-old brother Vernon was struck and killed by a car when he was riding his bike in the neighborhood and they were all, you know, obviously, completely distraught. So everything broke up. Then in 1957,

so it took them, what, it took them two, three years, and they realized, man, we are sorry that Vernon is dead, but we got to get to making music. And they did. The pair of, said, yeah, go ahead, fine. He could regroup. And then they moved to New York and the rest is

history. Now, you may ask, hey, how did Rudolph Isley at 84, I don't think I said one, at 84, die. Well, no cause of death was listed. I'm sure it wasn't that. I don't know why you're looking at me like that thinking, oh, I knew it. No, because it doesn't say that. But it doesn't say anything. It just says, hey, he's dead. So rest in peace to Rudolph Isley, dead at the age of 84. Also, who died today?

Phyllis Coates, Phyllis Coates, the first actress, it says here, actor, to portray when they're all actors, Jeff, okay. The first actor to portray Lois Lane on television has done. Now, when I first saw the headline, I thought,

the first actress to play Lois Lane, won't she, 100? No, she wasn't, Jeff. Don't even think about it. She was 96, okay? So, don't start with me. Snopes, faults. Okay. So she started

opposite George. Reeves and the adventures of Superman and she was she was a good looking female for the part. George though, man I'm looking at some of these pictures of George Reeves. I don't want to beat up Superman but I kind of do

it's not the Superman that you and I think of as Superman I'll tell you that. He was the original. I know, I know, I know, I know. She left after the first season due to conflicts with producers and future your projects. Oh, that means that they were

they were Harvey Weinstein and her. And she was not having any of it. Yeah, maybe that's why George. No, never mind. Never mind. I won't. I was going to, I can't, I can't stop. I'm not going to do anything bad about Superman.

I'm just telling you what happened. Facts of what happened. Doesn't matter if there were reported of how she died because she was 96. And everyone goes, oh, okay. Oh, she's 96. She looked good yesterday.

Well, anyway, Phyllis Coates. You know, people have said in the past that I'm a terrible person. And I disagree with that. I just, sometimes things don't make sense to me in my head. And it's just the way. Phyllis Coates, dead at the age of 96. You know, thinking of that, it really, it's not that things

don't make sense in my head. They do make sense in my head. I see things and I'm like that. This is what they're saying, but they're trying to not say what they're saying. So just say it. All right, she's dead at 96. Rest in peace.

Have you ever heard of a company, a software giant named Atlassian? A-T-L-A-S-S-I-A-N? I have never heard. them in there. The headline is the software giant. Okay. They are going to acquire video

messaging provider Lume which I have never heard of. I'm not okay. They are acquiring Lume the video messaging provider for $975

million. So I guess both these companies I should know about. I apologize for me not knowing about Atlison. I think that's how you print. A-T-L-A-S-S-I-A-N. And they're going to buy Loom. Wow.

I mean, for almost a billion dollars. Yeah. Congratulations. Congratulations. And I apologize for never having heard of either one. The co-founder of and CEO of Lume, not Zoom. I didn't screw that up. Company is Loom

L-O-O-O-M. He said in a statement L-O-O-M's vision is to empower everyone at work to communicate more effectively wherever they are. And by joining Atlison, we can accelerate their mission to unleash the potential of every team. That is, of course, the argument of every acquired

CEO yeah that means his days are never he's going to take whatever money they give him and

uh bye bye thank you uh yeah you can while we were making the deal you can have that office over there

once all the eyes are dotted the T's are crossed don't get too comfortable in that office because you're going to have to go all right here's a check

for $975 million and pay whoever you have to pay but get out but I said really nice things and I wanted to stay around sorry about it those of you that have listened to the show

for a while know that no one supports zoos more than this show and myself Chewing the Fat Jeff Fisher supports zoos no one supports zoos more than me or the show a very proud moment for the shine

and Mountain Zoo in Colorado Springs, and the Denver Zoo in Denver, Colorado. Both in Colorado. Huh. They are putting together a two M-Z-Y-T-R-T-T-R-C-R-C-R-C-H-E-H. I personally didn't know about these M-A-T-S-C-C-H-E. i.e. tree kangaroos. They didn't know about that.

But they brought them together because they're endangered species, of course. And they brought Pearl, the female Matsi tree kangaroo, over to Denver. I mean, they're really whoring her out is what's happening. But that's okay. Yes. They're sending Pearl, the Motsie tree kangaroo, over to Denver. go take care of a little tree kangaroo business you know

your entire species is about dead go take one for the team oh yeah it's the tree kangaroo survival plan that's what's happening okay all right so anyway good luck good luck to the Matsi tree kangaroos and don't let us down Pearl

and I guess we you have to worry about the male to perform, right? They don't have, they don't give a name for the male. It's just the eight-year-old. Um, how about you give them a name? I mean, you gave one to the, to Pearl, but we're not giving one to the man.

What is happening? The males need names too. The males did, ah, that's just the Mazzi Tree Kangaroo, the eight-year-old. Maybe that's his name. Eight-year-old. So eight-year-old, bro, don't let us down.

Take care of a little business with all right when you go to the Denver Zoo asked to see and stop by the Motsie tree kangaroo habitat and say hey anything happening over here oh yeah they're right over there on that tree pearls taking care of a little business with the age year old It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rink on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice?

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See app for details. It's Friday. So it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count them one, two, three, four headline. One of them is not true. That's where we get, What's the Lie?

Our contestant today, board operator, producer, Extrardair, BJ. Now, first of all, we're going to address being called BJ here in a moment. But if he wins, I may or may not give him Jeffrey Blue Freshie. But you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design for you. And if you were someone you love would like to be a contestant on what's the lie, you can email the show chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Now, BJ has not won this game. No, I have not.

He has played one or two times before. And I feel like I made it pretty easy today. He listens to the show. Not every story on what's the lie I do in the show, but I cover a lot of ground. So, you know, good luck. Well, thank you. I feel like I'm already being led down a path to fail

because you said whether... You said even if I win, I might not get a prize. Fine, I'll give you a freshie. Fine. That's all I wanted. If you win, you get a Jeffie Blue Freshie. All right? Awesome.

From the Talking Sense Facebook group. All right? Appreciate it. Thank you. Things I have to do around here. Now we can address, before we go play the game, we can address BJ. You don't want to be called anything else in life? That's been a nickname for me for pretty much all my life.

Has it a nickname because of your first and middle name? Your first and last name? Yeah. First and middle, yes. And so it was your parents who decided, you know, we're going to give them two stupid names with a B and a J and we'll just call them B.J? I guess so, Jeffrey.

I really wasn't in a position to make that decision, though, was I? But you're in a position now to say, hey, don't call me that. My name is Mubonic, whatever it is. I just stick with BJ, never mind. All right, you ready to play? I'm ready. Let's do, Jeffrey. All right, four headlines.

One not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. Filmmakers expecting to find a pile of rocks in Lake Huron discover ship that vanished with its entire crew in 1895. Headline number two. Dozens of cows invade a quiet Wisconsin. and neighborhood. Headline number three. Scientists discover frequency of split ends may be linked to

mosquito bites. Headline number four. Bay Area restaurants institute penalty for brunch vomiters. Those are your four headlines. Filmmakers expecting to find a pile of rocks in Lake Huron discover ship that vanished with its entire crew in 1895. Headline number two. Dozens of cows invade quiet Wisconsin neighborhood. Headline number three. Scientists discover frequency of split ends may be linked to mosquito bites. Headline number four. Bay Area Restaurants Institute Penalty for Brunch Vomiters.

Those are your four headlines. BJ, what is the lie? Jeffie, are we talking about the same Bay Area that is filled? with drug users and poo-poo-p-p-p-fices on the streets? Yes. I've obviously got to go with headline number four then is the lie. Okay. You'd be wrong. You'd be absolutely wrong.

I know. I know. Man, did I want you to win? I told you. I made it easy. But apparently not easy enough. Oh, well, you don't get the freshie and you don't get to move on. Thanks for listening to What's the Lie? What's the Lies? A subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTFWTL MMXXIII.

I was going between that one and headline number three. You would have been correct if you would have picked headline number three. Yeah, apparently the scientists haven't discovered the frequency of split ends linked to mosquito bites. But who knows? It's almost believable enough to be real. Huh. Somebody should do a game show Those headlines.

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