Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - You Good… | 9/19/23
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Well, we're headed into week two of the MGM Resorts hack, the chainwide cyber attack,
potentially losing, I don't know, $8.4 million per day.
Just incredible.
I'm not sure why they haven't paid or if they've been asked to pay and are refusing to pay.
I know that the group at Caesar's entertainment was hacked, and they paid the $15 million in cyber ransom and moved down with their life.
Now, I'm not saying you have to pay criminals.
I get it.
But, you know, it just seems weird that a group known as Scattered Spider, a U.S. and UK-based collective, they've made, you know, they report that, hey, we're in and we now run your system.
and unless you pay us, well, you won't be able to run your system.
So how about, I mean, if you're losing 8.4 million a day,
maybe the 15 million up front is worth it.
And that's certainly what Caesar's thought.
Now we find out that we're going to have a shortage of Clorox
because their company was hacked.
I know.
So Clorax has said, yeah, you know, we had a wide-scale cyber attack that we endured,
and it's causing product availability issues.
We're having material impact on his first quarter earnings.
I know.
The California-based company said,
you know, we're going to take a hit due to the order processing delays
and elevated level of product outages related to the hack.
So the company is still trying to determine the full extent
of the financial and business impact of the attack.
So now, is there nothing sacred?
As there nothing sacred,
chlorox disinfecting wipes,
there's going to be a shortage of,
and it's not because of a pandemic,
it's because of, well, it's a pandemic of hacks.
I'll tell you that.
That is happening.
So make sure that your systems are on complete lockdown
because the hackers are out there looking to hack.
And you can quote me on that.
Welcome.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
Well, we can stop looking for.
for the jet. Yeah, they found it. Well, at least they claim to have found it. They claim that a debris
field has been found in South Carolina. That is to believe to be the F-35 fighter. They believe that
the debris was found, or they report that the debris was found in Williamsburg County, some two-hours
northeast of Joint Base Charleston, which is now handing off command to the Marine Corps. The pilot of the
had safely ejected during the incident, okay,
and they're gathering more information and assessing the situation.
The mishap is under investigation.
Oh, that's great.
We're unable to provide any additional details.
We want to preserve the integrity of the investigative process.
You preserve the integrity.
You've already ruined that by telling people to call if they found it.
And I will say this, just as a side note, now,
I've seen pictures of...
the recovery crew in South Carolina.
I have not seen any debris.
So, okay, I believe you.
But when we're looking for that $100 million F-35A or B or whatever it was,
it seems like maybe you show me a picture.
Yep, there it is.
There's part of it.
There's a wing, something like that.
So the whole thing is really strange.
I know that, you know, the jets tracker stopped working.
It's designed with an anti-radiard to be undetectable while flying.
I get that.
But maybe, I don't know, maybe there's a satellite somewhere that we have that can keep track of our stealth planes
so that when, you know, they're invisible and undetectable, except to, you know,
Joey, Captain Joey back at the base, knows where it's at.
Then we talked about how his flying partner, another plane, was flying with the F-35 that apparently crashed.
And the pilot ejected, and the plane was on autopilot.
And then the flying partner went back to the airport or went back to the base.
why didn't he follow the plane?
I don't understand why he just,
ah, that's it.
I'm just going to go back to the base now.
Yeah, whatever happens, happens.
Oh, okay.
No problem.
So, anyway, that's just such a strange, strange thing.
I know that there have been other cases of this plane
with other issues.
So maybe these same issues are showing up.
Maybe it was, you know, they needed to do a restart on the computer system and didn't do it before they took off.
And the company updated them with the, hey, you've got to restart right now.
And there was no way to, you know, delay it.
And so once it restarted, you're already in the restart, so you're done.
I know that the F-35 program is projected to cost the American taxpayers.
Oh my gosh, that's you and me.
$1.7 trillion
over the aircraft's lifetime
maybe we should know where they're at
at all times. I know. I know.
That's just me. But according to
authorities, we have
found the debris from the
jet. So go ahead and stop looking.
Or don't. So today is
international talk like a pirate day.
Arr. And the one thing,
that I like about it is that every international talk like a pirate day, September 19th,
I am reminded that it's also my wife's birthday. So when everybody talks about, hey, it's
international talk like a pirate day. I remember, oh my gosh, it's my wife's birthday.
Happy birthday. I was reading about how the talk like a pirate day started. And these two guys
got hurt playing racquetball, and one of them,
and they decided that, hey, we should do a talk like a pirate day.
And it happened on June 6th in 1995, but they decided, hey, June 6th is the, you know,
the Normandy landings.
So he chose his ex-wife's birthday as it would be an easy day for him to remember.
Exactly.
That's why I would have picked it.
So I'm almost these two guys came up with Talk Like a Pirate Day.
And I guess that all got started because Dave Barry did a thing on him in 2002, you know, the humorist columnist.
And so that's, you know, today is international talk like a pirate day.
So you can go out and pretend you're a pirate and you can do it because it's a day of celebration.
It's also my wife's birthday, which I'm reminded of because
it's international talk like a pirate day i wouldn't ever remember it otherwise and so uh happy birthday
to my wife uh you know i love you and uh it's gonna be a great day no i mean that no seriously
happy birthday no stop it it's not about age or anything like that no it doesn't have anything
to do with i mean i hate birthdays to be honest with you i stopped celebrating them a long
ago. So when you, you know, reach out to me and say, oh, she's getting a little old now for you.
Isn't she, Jeffrey? No, that's not even funny. I don't even want to play those jokes anymore because,
you know, then it takes me a while to walk in the kitchen and make sure that she's got stuff done.
You know, and on her birthday, I've given her new oven mitts and everything. I want her to be able to
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Wow.
So Russell Brand is in trouble.
Man, I don't know if the accusations are true
about his sexualist.
assaults and rapes, but they are getting loud.
YouTube has suspended monetization on Russell Brand's channel for violating its
creator responsibility policy.
Oh, has he?
And I see where Russell has postponed some of his stand-up tour dates.
Oh, missed all these allegations.
So be on the lookout.
We'll see what happens with Russell.
I know he said on his, he posted a video denying it all.
And I mean, it was just a couple minute of video.
And he covered everything I thought.
Hello there, you awakening wonders.
Now, this isn't the usual type of video we make on this channel where we critique, attack,
and undermine the news in all its corruption because in this story, I am the news.
I've received two extremely disturbing letters or a letter and an email.
One from a mainstream media TV company.
one from a newspaper listing a litany of extremely egregious and aggressive attacks,
as well as some pretty stupid stuff like my community festival should be stopped,
that I shouldn't be able to attack mainstream media narratives on this channel.
But amidst this litany of astonishing, rather baroque attacks
are some very serious allegations that I absolutely refute.
Okay.
These allegations pertain to the time when I was working in the mainstream,
when I was in the newspapers all the time, when I was in the movies,
and as I've written about extensively in my books, I was very, very promiscuous.
Now, during that time of promiscuity, the relationships I had were absolutely always consensual.
I was always transparent about that then, almost too transparent.
I hope that's true.
I like Russell.
I always kind of liked Russell.
I just, I hope that's true.
And he goes on for another minute and a half or whatever to refute all the allegations.
And, you know, good for him.
And I want that to be true.
And only for the reason that I like Russell.
And I don't want to believe that he is that bad of a guy.
And I, you know, look, we're supposed to be presumed innocent, right?
The presumption of innocence.
And really, I know those days are kind of gone.
We've talked about that as well.
But with the public aware of this now, and it's outwe.
I thought that the presumption of innocence
was supposed to be taken more seriously
than the accusations.
I know, I know.
That's just silly of me.
So anyway, if it comes out that he's this bad person
and did these things, then I'll beat him up for it.
But as of now, I just think it's, you know, BS
and we're trying to shut him up.
And it seems to be working.
Then we have Governor Christy Noem. I talked about this a little bit yesterday. They claim that she's had a years-long affair with Corey Lewandowski, the former Donald Trump aide. And I mean, she has, you know, a husband, three children. They've been married for over 30 years. Lewandowski has a wife. And now Christy Noam's people say that this is predictable.
because she's under attack now right after, well, less than a week,
after she endorsed Donald Trump as for the 47th president of the United States.
And they always put in the article,
now they have not denied it.
I mean, okay.
So we'll see if that's actually true or not.
I don't know.
We do know that Representative Lauren Mowbert out of Colorado,
she's apologized after her groping fun.
at the theater seeing Beetlejuice.
I will say, watching the groping video of Lauren and her boyfriend who, I guess,
owned some gay friendly bar.
And she said that she has to now watch for the political affiliation of her dates.
But she, I will say, and it is interesting how we could get that video.
But there's plenty of videos that we'd like to see that we can't see.
We got a pretty good shot of Lauren getting groped at the theater.
That is interesting in and of itself.
but and you know so i'm not opposed to you know groping at the theater
well so she you know we'll see we'll see what happens there
to uh Lauren Bo but it is interesting that
she is a she is a very vocal uh representative
and funny how that just happens to be released
this video of her out on a date with some gay friendly bar owner
groping her at the theater so well you know she's she's always
made the joke of I'd like to see the end of the play because she got kicked out and it was because
of vaping and I guess they were hollering. I don't know. Maybe people didn't like the idea of
looking down the aisle seeing her getting groped and her groping.
They're grouping her date at the end of the aisle. I don't know that though. So we'll see.
And then I talked yesterday about the Burbank mayor. So he was confronted by a councilwoman
because the behavior had crossed, he's been in trouble.
Apparently, there is video of the Burbank mayor being spanked at a drag queen bingo event.
That's what you want your mayor.
You want your mayor?
Look, it's just private time.
So everyone is calling him mayor spanky now.
and here's another thing in this story that kind of ticks me off to.
Just as a side note away from Mayor Spanky for a minute.
Can we just agree that when we say it was on X,
that we all know that's the platform formerly known as Twitter.
Why do we have to put that in every story?
Mayor Spanky on X.
We know that's, it's the old Twitter.
We got it.
It's called X now.
We got it.
Whether you like it or not.
That's just someone that's pissed that it's not Twitter.
And it happens in so many.
many stories. And we heard on, you know, it's trending on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.
Can we just agree that that's what we call it X? If you want to call it Twitter in your story,
everyone will know that it's X now and they'll say, no, it's X now. In their head, you read the
story. He's Mayor Spanky on Twitter. Oh, it's not Twitter anymore. It's X. Okay. We got it.
All right. We don't always have to say on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter. We got it.
Anyway, so the mayor is in trouble in Burbank.
And, you know, as the mayor of Burbank, man, you don't want to be caught on video getting spanked by a drag queen.
You know, there's a lot of politicians.
I'm guessing that don't want to get video being spanked by a drag queen at a bingo event.
But man, if you're the Burbank mayor, you don't want none of that either, although apparently he did.
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This is where they had to shut down some of Disney World.
parts of
Magic Kingdom
theme park yesterday
after a bear
was spotted in a tree
so the Florida
Fish and Wildlife Conservation
Commission worked to
relocate a black bear
that was reported in a tree
at the park
so
why
we did not
they did relocate
the bear all right
it wasn't
hey is that a black
bear in the tree? Yep, it sure is. What's more important? The black bear or the humans at the park?
Okay, the park. And maybe they did, because it's not clear how they caught it or if it was
tranquilized. They just, the video that they show has it being claimed that it's being relocated
under a white tarp. So they confirmed
that there was a bear in the park.
And in most cases, if the bear does show up in the park,
they give it the space and everybody moves on and does their own thing.
But according to this, most of the time they capture the bears
and then they take them to the Ocala National Forest.
And so we'll see.
But we don't know that they actually, you know,
tranquilized it and then picked it up with a white tarp
and carried it away.
It very well could have been
and just put it under a tarp
and we're carrying it out of here.
Don't say anything else.
Just keep it moving.
Keep it covered on the tarp and don't look up.
So I was looking at the...
I'm sure that they tranquilized it and relocated it.
Uh-huh.
Now, I was looking at the size of Disney World
and how large it is.
And it's pretty big.
You can quote me on that.
Disney World is pretty big.
So it's 39 square miles, which makes it bigger than Manhattan, like Manhattan and again another 50% size of Manhattan, roughly the same size as Paris.
There are more than 280 individual attractions, 380 places to eat and drink, four golf courses, a movie theater, a baseball stadium that seats about 10,000 spectators, and they get about 47 million visitors a year.
so I don't know that it lives up to be the happiest place on earth,
which was their slogan.
I don't even know if that is their slogan anymore.
But if you had that to take care of,
and there was a black bear affecting your daily business,
we're going to go ahead and get the black bear out of here, like right now,
one way or another, okay?
We don't care, but it's out of here.
Speaking of Florida, I see where the Tampa Bay Rays have made a new deal for a new stadium.
I've been working on a new stadium deal for a lot.
long time. There's been several places that it was going to be moved to. I was trying to see exactly
where they were going to redevelop this. It's expected to build, they're expected to build a new
stadium for only 30,000 people in a dome in St. Petersburg. That seems a little small. So they're looking
at $1.2 billion. They've been playing in St. Petersburg since, what, 98? I mean, my son and my
my dad, his grandfather, went to the opening game.
We were producing it on the radio at the time,
way back at 1998,
Rays baseball.
And so I guess what I could make of the deal,
and maybe somebody from St. Petersburg can email me
the exact details of the event.
But I guess they're going to build it in the same neck of the woods
that the dome is already in.
And that's right there.
I used to work there a hundred years ago
before back in the early 90s,
when there was a big Witt Dixie Webb's Plaza right across the street from the dome when they
were building it.
So it's that same neck of the woods that they're just going to redevelop the ballpark there.
So good luck.
Hopefully they work it out.
It seems like a little smaller than I would have anticipated.
And everybody hates Tropicana Field.
And I always like Tropicana Field.
I know.
I know.
I don't look at me like that.
But everybody was sick of Tropicana Field.
I liked it.
I never had a, I never had a bad experience at Tropicana Field.
So, you know, sue me, okay?
No, don't really, but, but sue me.
Speaking of Paris, I see they are number 12 on the list of the most beautiful cities on the planet.
Number 12, Paris.
The way it's treated, you'd think it'd be number one.
So number one is Venice, then Rome, then Barcelona.
then Prague, then New York.
New York is the fifth,
the most beautiful city on the planet.
I think not.
Athens, I'm guessing they're talking about Greece, not Georgia.
Budapest, Vienna, Bordeaux, Milan, Stockholm,
and then Paris is number 12.
Chicago's on this list, too.
Chicago is what, 13, 14, 15th, 17th?
Okay.
And St. Petersburg is what, 18th, 19, 20, 20,
I'm guessing that's St. Petersburg,
Russia, not Florida.
And then Miami is in the top 25 as well, way down there.
And Beijing is number 25.
Okay.
But those are, according to world of statistics,
those are the most beautiful cities of their beauty score.
Good news is there's going to be more beauty in more cities across the country.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture announced that they are going to,
give cities and towns across the entire United States, well, 50 states.
I guess the entire United States, yeah.
Receive planting grants focused on disadvantaged areas,
including those in Washington, D.C., the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and multiple tribal nations.
That's more than 50 states.
They gave more than a billion dollars in federal money to help communities plant trees.
So that's great.
That's going to really help the beauty of the country.
I'm not opposed to trees.
Plan them.
Man, let's plan them.
The more trees, the better.
You can quote me on that.
The more trees, the better.
The federal government's plan to plant trees stemmed from funds included in the
Inflation Reduction Act, which is, I mean, wonderful.
The Golden State was awarded over $102 million in.
grants to 43 recipients. Wow, we, I need to get some grant money. As extreme temperatures increasingly
threaten the safety of workers and communities all across California, expanding access to shade
and green spaces is more important than ever. Ah, boy, I could agree more. So if I could get some
grant money for me to plant trees here in Texas, we are like the closest state to the
the sun. So I need some money to plant some trees as part of this new government act from the
U.S. Department of Agriculture and, of course, the Inflation Reduction Act. If you could just give me,
you know, a few million, and I'll be happy to plant trees wherever I go.
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Congratulations are in order.
One, to Katie Perry.
she sold the rights to her music catalog, Litmus Music,
for a reported $225 million.
That seems a little low for Katie Perry Music Catalog.
But congratulations to Katie.
$225 million.
If I were advising Katie, I would say she could have sold it for a lot more.
But anyway, congratulations.
Because $225 million, I spit on $225 million.
I'm asking for a few thousand dollars to plant trees, but 225 million I spit on.
Congratulations, Katie.
I hope it all works out for you.
And I see where Bill Maher,
I still have the writers and actor strike going on,
and that doesn't seem like we're going to come do an end anytime soon.
Although they're back at the table.
I saw, you know, what's her face?
I said she was going to bring her show back,
and then she backed off, Drew Barrymore.
said, no, okay, fine.
You know what, I'm behind the, I'm behind the strike 100%.
So I guess that means that she couldn't find anybody to work on the show.
I don't know.
But Bill Maher, there were a couple of other shows that said they were coming back as well.
I don't know that they have backtracked, but Drew Barrymore did.
And then Bill Maher came out and said, hey, I'm going to, my show's coming back too.
I know you guys are on strike and I'm behind you 100%, but I need my show to air.
And so, according now it says,
that he just tweeted,
my decision to return to work was made when it seemed nothing was happening,
and there was no end in sight to this strike.
So my decision was made that you guys are not going to work it out,
and I need to work.
So screw you,
and I need to make my money.
But now he says that both sides have agreed to go back to the negotiating table,
so I'm going to delay the return of real time for now,
and hope that they can finally get this.
resolved so all right there you have it so people who said are finally had enough and maybe
they will now because you know shows and they're all the workers are saying hey we got to get
back to work you're killing us here and so they've got to come to a deal you'd think and so I
hope you know I hope everybody gets what's they want but what's what's they want yeah
I hope I have my guess what they want but you know it's gonna have to it's gonna be
worth it, right? I don't know. It's such a weird thing. But they're all bending the knee still
and not coming back to work. So good luck on new content coming for any of the shows that we watch.
I know there's going to be a lot of, you know, dating shows and new, boogie, funny game shows
that wouldn't have made the cut before the strike that they had in the can. And now we're going to be
seeing those. I see the ads. I see the ads. Make no mistake. I see the ads. And you haven't fooled me.
that those are shows that wouldn't have made the cut
if there was actual programming to be had.
But since there isn't, and we've already got those shows in the can,
you know what, we're going to put those on.
So, and more and more football is on the horizon.
More shows simulcast between ESPN and ABC.
I think Monday Night Football is going to go back and forth.
So more live sporting events coming for sure,
which never is a bad thing, is it?
And of course not.
then I see a couple of interesting stories that from a week apart.
So last week I see where El Chapo's wife, Emma Coronel Espiro, walks free after less than two years over gang charges.
Kind of strange.
I'm not sure, you know, how she gets out, according to this, the wife of the Mexican Seniloa cartel boss,
Joaquin El Chapo Guzman.
was released from a California Halfway House more than a year before the end of her three-year sentence
with an association with this gang is where she ended up.
She was sentenced to 36 months in federal prison back in 2021.
She pled guilty to drug trafficking and money laundering conspiracy charges related to her husband's cartel.
And so she was released.
Interesting how that she was released.
And then this week, I see where the son of El Chapo,
was extradited to the United States.
So they arrested him in Mexico.
Remember that arrest in Mexico?
Incredible arrest.
So now he's being extradited to the United States.
Ovidio Guzman Lopez was in federal custody in Chicago.
Now, he's been obviously linked to the drug trade and violence.
And this was a joint operation between the DEA and the U.S. Marshal Service.
uh-huh uh and the mexican government okay all right uh attorney general merrig garland said uh that
he was the leader of the senanoa cartel um okay so we'll see isn't it interesting though that the
wife or the ex-wife was released from jail then we went ahead and were extraditing the sun
from mexico back to america i am not saying those two things are tied together i'm just
just saying, isn't it interesting?
How that worked out.
So we got one guy,
but we're going to bring him back to the United States.
But the other one that we had,
the wife, I let her go.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, she pled guilty to himself.
She won't do anything anymore.
Oh, okay.
Sure.
Sure, no problem.
I mean, as far as I know,
El Chapo is still in prison, right?
I mean, he was supposed to be at the Supermax.
He's supposed to be there.
So as far as I know, he's still there.
And there's no way that he could possibly be running things
from his Supermax prison cell.
Right?
Right.
And more congratulations are in order.
A gardener in England believed to have the world's largest onion.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Wow, that's something to be proud of.
A 19-pound, I'm sorry, 19.77-pound onion, which apparently outweighs the previous world record of 18.68-pound onion from 2014.
So, Gareth Griffin showed off his onion at the Harrogate Autumn Flower Show.
And so he has an almost 20-pound onion.
It was on display at the show's edible.
pavilion alongside other giant vegetables. There's no pictures of the other giant vegetables, though,
that include a cabbage, a cucumber, and a carrot. Now, when I was a kid, I got in so much trouble
for pulling a whole row of onions out of my aunt and uncle's garden. I wouldn't have pulled
that bad boy out. There's a picture of this man with his 20-pound onion. I bet it's not that
good. It would seem that perhaps that onion is not that good, and I'm not a big fan of onions
anyway.
But congratulations to
Gareth Griffin and
growing his 19.77 pound
onion. Now, I don't
think the Guinness World Records have showed up yet,
so they have to review it. And so as of right now,
he doesn't hold the record.
The previous record holder,
18.68 pound onion, is the record
holder. And isn't the previous record holder, is the record holder, because the Guinness World Records
has not stamped this new onion, the record onion. So good luck. I hope it works out for you.
I hope that's a real onion and you weren't fibbing on us. And I'll leave you with, I saw a post
the other day talking about Texas slang. And the phrase is, you good. And I was trying to think,
yeah, you know, I catch myself saying that all the time. But it means different things.
So it could mean, are you okay, you are okay, how have you been?
Did you get enough?
You're welcome.
Stop talking to me.
No need to say, sorry, you need some money.
So like, you know, if you were saying, are you okay, you good?
Or you are okay, you good.
Or how have you been?
You good?
Or did you get enough?
You good?
Or you're welcome.
You're good.
Or stop talking to me.
You good.
Or no need to say sorry.
You're good.
You need some money.
You good?
So just remember, it's just in all in how you say the phrase, you good, as to what you actually mean.
And so, you're welcome.
Did I mention it was my wife's birthday today?
I did?
Okay.
What did I do?
those oven bits.
Oh, there they are.
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