Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - You Heard It On the News; It Was Ridiculous man. That's it! 10/25/14

Episode Date: October 25, 2014

Jeffy talks about news stories that are hard to believe: The whereabouts of the NYC doctor before he was quarantined for Ebola; Unknown Facts about The Walking Dead; Brothers amateur reporting on at a Dallas Secrets supermarket employees won't tell you; Vincent Sheheen's Freudian slip; and a cannibal's requested last meal.Jeffy also tells us who is safer during a plane crash and he wishes a Happy Birthday to his oldest son, Elvis.All this and more on Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on TheBlaze Radio Network.Follow Jeff at twitter.com/JeffyMRA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. I know. I know. I got people in New York screaming at me. You're on. Speak. Batman. Speak. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. Welcome to the broadcast.

I was going to start with a little bit of, you know, a little bit of war on women. But then I see why. I lived in Florida for over 20 years. Over 20 years I lived in Florida. I went to the beaches, I don't know how many times. Not once did drugs wash up on the beach. You know how many stories? I just opened up a new story between people in Volusica.

County, 20 kilos of cocaine on New Smorena Beach, and then they found a huge package of marijuana. Holy crap. Why did that not happen to me? Why? And, of course, you know, they turned it in, and, you know, the police officers, that's normally impossible to trace the source of the drugs. So ordinarily, they're just destroyed. I know!

I imagine that will happen to these, since these packages have been floating. in the ocean for some time. I know. The sheriff's office will pass on the findings of the Fed. No, no, why I call the sheriffs? I mean, that's at least a couple hundred bucks, right? At least a couple hundred dollars. Why has, why?

Why? So anyway, last night, I bring up this story on the Blaze and it's talking about the Samaritans at a Texas airport at DFW, of which an airport that, you know, of course, it's right here, Dallas Fort Worth International, the Mercury Studios are in Los Kalinas. I'm a pass by the airport, you know, every single day. And really a fact of Dallas, Fort Worth International, I'll give you a little inside of DFW. It is bigger than Manhattan.

So those of you in New York that think, ooh, we're Manhattan, DFW Airport. Our airport alone is bigger than Manhattan, okay, so don't push me. but so this guy goes off on you know he starts fighting and of course you know I'm the guy that goes oh there's a fighting video and there's strong language I'm watching so I put it on and I watch it's like seven minutes and I usually don't make it past about two and so as long as you got me for you don't have me in two I'm gone but it was pretty good so I kept it on it kind of the roll roll roll roll it and I get to the end and there's some guy on a phone that started recording early on. And you see the

crazy guy or the drunk guy or the drug guy or whatever his problem was started, you know, mouthing at this guy. So when this happened, you get the guy on the phone. He's recording. And you don't hear everything. The audio's not that great. I mean, he didn't set up the mic or the boom

mic and get every word. But, so you watch the whole thing. And in the end, the guy turns the phone on himself, introduces himself, and then introduces his brother and asks his brother about what happened and I thought I and I'm waiting for you know some then I'm staying I'm going to find out what the guys got to say and I thought he worked for the blaze I thought it was Glenn Beck I couldn't

believe his answer it was fascinating to me that someone at an airport waiting in line to check in luggage and you see the people in line they're just waiting and some people are standing there going oh dear lord here we go I'm not going to make my flight now I'm thinking if I'm in that line and all those people are standing there watching the fight I am just jumping to the front. I am putting my, I know this is going on over here, but let's take care of me right here because I'm going to go back to airside and get it, get to my flight, okay? They can fight with this guy all they want. I'm out. And so, he turns it on himself, and he says he introduces himself. And here's the audio of him doing that.

Let's interview my brother here. So, Neil, tell me what, telling me your, uh, your, uh, your synopsis of what we just saw here. What do you think? Well, we saw a very troubled man. We hope that he was under the influence of some kind of substance. Because if he wasn't, and that's his true personality, then he's going to have a long road in front of him. But if he was simply under the influence of some kind of alcohol or drug, maybe that would be an easier demon to tackle. But we'll hope and praise that that man gets the help that he needs. Glad we live in a society that will have a justice system and a social system to help them out. What advice do you have for the young man, the troubled young man?

Take a long, hard look in the mirror and find your maker. Well-spoken words by my brother, Neil Kennedy. Just in case this goes viral, this is my brother Neil Kennedy, and I'm Andrew Kennedy, and we're signing off from Dallas Airport. Would you have answered that good? I don't know that I would have. That's tremendous. So I ask, you know, obviously I'm in Las Galinas here at the Mercury Studios.

And, you know, we broadcast our Blaze Radio Network out of New York, Manhattan. And I asked one of the producers of the show, so did you get the audio that I sent you last night because it was late? and she says, yeah, it was weird. That's New York. That is New York for you. It's weird. That guy, that guy should work for us. That was an amazing answer. It's unbelievable.

Welcome to the broadcast. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Participate on the phones while you can if you want. 888-90-33 is the phone number. 888-90-33-33-93 is the phone. number. You can tweet me at Jeffie MRA, Facebook, Jeffrey Fisher, no problem. You can do that at any time. And you can email me any questions you may have, jeffey at glenbeck.com. Now, where are we going today? You know, I really, really have no idea where we're going today because I really was a little

shocked about the drugs washing up on the shore, to be honest with you, and how come it never happens to me? Very disappointed. Do we have, did we get the, I wanted to talk a little bit about, You know, I really am tired of the whole war on women. I'm really tired of it. And I think that at least maybe some in America are. There was a Democratic House candidate in New York, Martha Robertson. And she, they were having their little debate. and she brought up war against women

and the audience she said Tom Reed, you're part of the war against women and the crowd immediately reacted with groans and chuckling. And the moderator then said, please, please, please,

everybody, this is a debate. It's a very serious thing here. We have to be careful. And I was thinking, what war against women are we having? I don't see it. Look around and tell me there's women who are not getting paid the same for the same job.

For the same job, doing the same work. They are. The equal pay for equal work, they are. I don't understand it. It just boggles my mind how we can just keep pushing this forward. And then I see the ad from the 50s and before the vintage ads, who they're talking about the war on women. Okay, well, this was how many years ago?

70 years ago now? Some of them close to 100. And yes, we did have those ads. And, you know, when you scroll through them, I'll tweet them out at Jeffrey MRA. Some of them are funny and funny, not funny, ha-ha, but funny as in, oh, man, that is agonizing. I can't believe they could do that. And which is why we don't have a war against women now because this is what they were doing back then. And you scroll through the ads, most men ask, is she pretty?

not is she clever palm olive I mean that's tremendous the postage meter it is always illegal to kill a woman she didn't get your mail right you still can't kill her the chef does everything but cook

that's what wives are for Kenwood chef they're talking about a mixer but it's the line that is you know no way Now, Christmas morning, she'll be happier with a Hoover. Now, some of that is probably a little bit war on womenish. I mean, who doesn't want a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, really. But you really can't say that anymore, can you?

So the harder all life works, the cuter she looks. Wow. That's amazing. Now, these are the war against women. Holy, I don't even want to read some of this. An accident, a Volkswagen drives in with a big old crunch on the front. Sooner or later, your wife will drive home with one of the best reasons for owning a Volkswagen. Your wife will get in an accident, and you'll be happy that she's driving that little Volkswagen because she'll be safe.

At least they're thinking that the woman will be safe. So anyway, I'm going to tweet these out, but that was the war against women. Gosh, that was what, at least, at least 60 years ago, right? And now you're talking about, I just, you know what, we're going to start again. We're going to start again before I get mad and just start throwing things against the wall. I'm not going to let that happen. This is the Blaze Radio Network, the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. 888-9033-93 is the number. This is the Blaze Radio Network. Michael Pelko with his show Pure O'Pelco. Immediately following this broadcast and we go right into the Glen Beck weekend.

Chris Seltado, Mike Slater, and Joe Pags, round it up on this Saturday on the Blaze Radio Network. No need, really no need to go anywhere else. I mean, weekdays, you've got what? Doc and Skip in the morning, Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton, Jay Severin, Pat and Stu. Why would you go anywhere else than the Blaze Radio Network? It doesn't compute to me. So, yesterday, Jalen Freiberg shoots up his high school.

Murder's one student, co-student, I think four or five are wounded now, two or three or critical condition and then he killed himself very sad and then we find his social media posts which are a little disheartening I will tweet this out at Jeffie MRA and put it up on my Facebook page he's just a you know it's sound the thing the problem with the social media you know what I like Game show music that just shows up I should be I should just carry that around with me the entire day ever so often somebody's talking to you

game show music he's almost when you have with the social media and you read what these kids have to say it's really they're teenagers but it's seared into their brains with the social media so his posts is Twitter posts

so our having a kid in trying to to talk to someone else. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You're dumb. Oh, and she's way younger than you. T.F. wrong with you. You can figure out what it means. I hate this, S-H-I-T.

I'm tired of this, S-H-It. I'm so effing done. If I just laid down, I should have listened. You were right. The whole time you were right. It breaks me. It actually does.

I know it seems like I'm sweating it off, but no, I'm not. And I never will be able to. Sad face. Screaming, show a face. See, you know what that was me? You know, I was wondering, where the heck is that coming from? Why is that coming? It's got to be auto play on one.

one of these tabs that I have open on my computer, I'm sorry. I'm wondering where the heck that's coming from. Now I want to know where it was, what it was. Okay. I don't know where it came from, but it was up one of my tabs that was open on my computer. And when you have the speakers on, it creates audio that comes through those speakers. It's an amazing thing.

I don't know if you know that. If you don't, you can buy these things that you plug into the back of, oh, any kind of device like televisions or computers or stereo equipment. And they're called speakers. and then audio goes through those speakers and you get to hear them. It's an amazing. Oh my gosh, that's how you're listening to me. Through a speaker.

That's how it works. Amazing. Well, listen, you know what, Jaden Freiberg, you killed yourself. At least you did something right. I know the parents don't want to hear that, but my gosh, start killing people and killing friends and people you don't know in the schools, it's just ugly, ugly, ugly. And I'm sure we'll get all the gun nuts out about it instead of the mental health issues that should be out.

That's okay. But hey, happy birthday to my oldest son today. Happy birthday. Wow. Yes, today is his birthday. Elvis. Wow. And it does only seem like yesterday that he was born.

He was the big, you know, he's 6, 5, 3. Well, he's under 300 now. He's lost some weight and working out. He's living back in Florida. But at the time, you know, a year or so ago when he was still in the NFL, he's 6-5 over 300. And I'm thinking when he was born, I remember he was, we had to induce his mother because she was in trouble. And they wanted to make sure that he was born so that nothing bad happened to her. And so they gave her the stuff that, you know, induces.

the pregnancy and induces the baby to come out, and he was beat up, man. I mean, he just pounded his face through the whole thing. He came out all black and blue. And they had the response team there from all children's hospital in St. Petersburg. They were great. They were all there. And Elvis came out. And all these three big doctors and nurses were all around,

and they grabbed them, and they took them over to the little monitoring table. and they looked him over and they wrapped him up, and the one doc just turned around and practically threw him in my arms. This kid's fine. And they all left. I was like, oh, okay, great. Thank you. And his face, and so they put him in the in the preemie bins for a while.

He was the biggest preemie in the preemies. It's pretty funny. So he was one of the biggest guys from day one. And so I'm very proud of him. He's turned into a great, great young man, Elvis Fisher. My son, happy birthday. Happy birthday. I love you.

And I hope to never have to say that you are in a Mexican prison for 208 days for making a wrong turn. I'm pretty sure. I don't know this. I don't know this. And anybody can make a mistake. And Andrew Tamarisi did make a mistake when he went to Mexico and made a wrong turn. He made a wrong turn. He went to Mexico.

I'm hoping that nothing horrifically bad like that happens to me. my son. And it is horrifically bad that he's in jail and that he's been in jail for 208 days. And I'll tell you what they're telling our military in Tampa the troops at McDill to do. It's embarrassing. I'm torn because I want them to be safe, but it's a little embarrassing that they have to tell our military to do this. And it's just a brush off like Sergeant, oh, he's in Mexican jail for making it wrong time. turn, so what, so what, let the Mexican, let legal do their thing. Let them do that. Don't worry about him.

He'll be fine. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Wake up. Time for dead. Tomorrow, episode three, season five, walking dead. I tell you, the first two episodes have been really good. and I hope they continue it.

So a few years ago, like maybe, I don't know, after season two, something like that, I come up with a theory. And it's kind of the, you know, the Wizard of Oz theory about the Walking Dead. I've come up with an ending for them that Rick would wake up and he was still in a coma. He'd been in a coma and everyone was around the bed and it was all a dream. but my ending would be that the TV in the hospital room would have the beginnings of the Walking Dead starting on the news. So Robert Kirkman, you know, Mr. Big Shot Walking Dead, he tweets, going on record to answer this, Rick is not still in a coma. the event of TWD are definitely happening.

Why would he do that? Robert, why would you shoot down my theory? And it comes clean after an article. Some article ran go on the record promising the Walking Dead won't end up as a coma dream. They don't like my theory. I don't like my dream. I mean, why would they do that? So what, are we just going to end with the world in a Holocaust?

cost? We all have it. We've all got it. Whatever it is that turns us into Walking Dead zombies or Walkers or Biders. They never said zombies for a long time. I was looking at this list of little secrets that you didn't know about the Walking Dead. And some of them were actually some of them are actually kind of cool. You know, you can buy Daryl's Crossbow at Walmart. Yeah, yeah, we know that. All right. HBO execs. Let's see. Let's think of some of the shows that have been on HBO. They passed on the Walking Dead because they thought it was too violent. Right.

Okay. I love in the zombies, it said they add zombie. In all of the work they do, the noise is added post-production. When they shoot it, they shoot it quiet. They want the zombies to act like they're drunk and coming out of a bar. at 2 in the morning. And, you know, they can make the faces and they can go out there. But really, what you're hearing the noises is post-production.

And there's a picture. I'll tweet it out at Jeff E.M.R.A. That of the stunt doubles for the cast, it's pretty cool to see the stunt doubles. I mean, they're just close enough. Just close enough. So the trick would be to pick them out during the show. and it'd be good luck with that. Good luck with that.

Darrell, you know, he was, he's not in the comics, he wasn't in the show, he tried out for another character and they liked him so much, they created the character for them. They've made some references to some of the other AMC movies, like Breaking Bad and with, you know, some of the early seasons where they had a car still when they were in the city. It said the one scene where the kid eats all the huge can of chocolate pudding,

He said he got really sick of putting during that particular scene. Now, we're in season five of the Walking Dead. Okay? Where do we go? I mean, this show is too big. It's got to have what? Maybe one more season. Maybe one more season.

Now, you know, these characters are walking dead characters for a long time now, for almost ever. Good for them. I mean, you want to try to find something to get into, no question. I love the fact also that many of these, for this is a little inside, but when you go to the Twitter account and you scroll down and you see, you'll see what they're talking about, a little inside TV. But most of so many shots in the Walking Dead are all green screen. So, you know, it's really cool how they use it because you'll see in the show, you know, you'll see someone looking down into a ravine. and really when it's being filmed, there's no review. It's all added post-production.

So it's pretty fascinating to see how it's done. And it's also fascinating to see, oh my gosh, that's what the actors actually get paid for is to act. Huh. Amazing. I love the green screen post-production of the biters that have like half a body and how they're crawling along with dirt, stuff like that,

how they make it happen in post-production. it's great. What else is on here? There's quite a few number. There's a number of things that they show the Walking Dead. They all like taking one of their big fans. We all like taking selfies. So does everybody in America.

That's the new American thing is taking selfies. So tomorrow night, AMC, season five, episode three. Now, those other episodes are up on Netflix if you want to get caught up on them. That's how I got started, actually. It was really, my wife was saying, you know, you probably need to watch this Walking Dead show. She's my watcher. I like to consider her my watcher, watches the new stuff and keeps me updated on things I need to watch. And I was like, I don't want to watch a zombie show.

I don't need to watch a zombie show. So one weekend, I'm upstairs. I'm like, all right. I'm scrolling through Netflix trying to find something to watch. You know, Walking Dead pops up, and they'll recently watch because my wife was watching it. So I opened it up, all right, episode one, let's watch it. And I was hooked from episode one. I was like, you know what?

I probably need to watch this. And so it was a walking dead weekend, a marathon weekend. Yes, and then you have Walking Dead withdrawal when you get through it. Just like every show on Netflix, it's a new medical term that people are, You have the withdrawals, the Netflix withdrawals and the coming down off of the series, tough, sit through that series and you just can't, you have to go to the next episode. They've created new ways to watch shows. No question about that. Netflix has definitely done that.

Congratulations to the PGA. You've proven that you are sad and really pathetic and unbelievable. They fired their president, Ted Bichip, He was removed from office Friday by the board of directors for insensitive gender-based statements. He was let off the board. The board said, you're out. Pack your things. Hit the bricks.

Insensitive gender-based statements. Posted on his social media site. Why? I mean, so you ask yourself, is the PGA, the head of PGA really is going to get in trouble for a tweet? Yes, apparently the answer is yes. He referred. Now, apparently, I guess, Poulter, this is how sad it is, is that PGA, really? I mean, are you following the PGA, the head of the PGA on Twitter?

I wonder how many followers he has. Probably should look that up. Because I don't get it. the PGA is you know anyway I won't beat up on the PGA for people following them it's okay it's golf I got it people love it now the uh polter uh the Englishman talking about Nick Faldo and Tom Watson as the Rider Cup captains okay now he said bishop Thursday referred to Polter Ian Polter the English golfer as a little girl because of his critical remarks about Faldo and Watson. He called him a little girl because of the critical remarks.

The board of directors of the PGA removed Ted Bishop for insensitive gender-based statements. He called him a little girl. Now, Bishop removed his own comments. Of course he did. He tweeted and said, oh, what an idiot. Because he said, ah, that was probably mean. I probably shouldn't call him a little girl, so he got rid of it. Okay.

All right, I got that. So he said he should have selected a better way to express his opinion. All right. All right, that's fine. But is that worthy of getting fired and removed from your job? Apparently so. Apparently so. Insensitive, gender-based statements.

So PGA, congratulations. You have proved to be sad. Now, when I tweeted that yesterday at JeffeyMRA, you can, and you can go to the website and look at it. There were several comments about the PGA, and you can see those comments if you follow me on Twitter at Jeffney MRA. One of the comments referred to the PGA as needing to grow something that they play with every day. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show. 888-90333 is the phone number. Pure Opelka coming up at 8 o'clock Eastern right after this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network for more than two decades. A Detroit man has been fighting the state for requiring him to pay a child he says he never had. Even after a paternity test proved he wasn't the father.

And the mother agreed. The court still says he owes money. I knew I didn't have a child, so I was kind of blown back. When a police officer pulled him over, for a traffic violation, the warrant was out for his arrest for failing to comply with a court order.

He sought a DNA test after the court told him at the time it was too late and found it. Now, he says he found it harder than he thought. Now, his story is that it also is not easy to get a DNA test. He didn't know where the woman was that had claimed he fathered a child. He only had an eighth grade education, often on employment, and at, you know, very little money to hire help. He asked the court for help.

The court said, no, we can't help you. We're not allowed to give legal advice. I'm not looking for legal advice. I just want to know where I could get the person who filed these claims that said the baby was mine so we can get DNA test to prove that it's not mine because I never had a kid with anyone. Alexander explained to the judge in court again. And again, the situation, the court didn't want to hear it. That's nice. That was nice of them.

That was nice of them. Now, they finally found someone where the woman lived, and he got the necessary samples to conduct the paternity test. Ultimately, it confirmed that the child was not his. He wasn't the father. In fact, he learned. that the biological father was actually a part of the child's life. Now, decades, it's been decades now. The court is saying Alexander owes the money for refusing to sign a court summons

delivered in the late 1980s. He was in prison at the time it was attempted to be delivered and was not at his dad's house when the summons was supposedly delivered. so there's no way that he could have signed it since he was in prison and has the dates to back it up okay the woman everything is my fault that i put him through okay well then why don't you pay the money the court said she even asked the court not to require to pay her which the court agreed to but it said he still has to pay the fine back in welfare benefits to the state the state wants him to pay $30,000.

The state of Michigan, $30,000. For the state falsely accused of being the father of a child, falsely accused of being the father of a child, and still the state says you owe us $30,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the whole thing was wrong, but you didn't do something that we thought you should do because we're the government and we have all this bureaucracy

and everybody's just doing their jobs. Everybody's just doing their jobs. Nobody can say, you know, common sense, you still owe us the $30,000. That's it. Now, the Blaze Radio Network had a reporter that went up there and did a little reporting on this case. I heard it on the news.

And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. I agree with that statement. 100%. If you're in Tampa at McDill Air Force Base, you are being warned to downplay references to military connections on Facebook, Twitter, and social media because of online threats made by the Islamic State and other jihadi groups. Huh. Also now discouraged bumper stickers, t-shirts, and other public signs that show a military affiliation. Huh.

Because of online threats made by Islamic State and other jihadi groups. Boy. That J.B. team sure knows how to play, don't they? Can't even deny people that you're in the military anymore? It's sad. Sad, sad, sad, sad. This is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze Radio Network.

The experiment was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear, signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network.

Welcome to it. Thank you for being here on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-90-3033 is the phone number. The program immediately following this one, a Michael Pelka, Pure O'Pelka, and then right on into the Glen Beck weekend broadcast, then Chris Salsato, Mike Slater, and Joe Pags, all right here. Today, Saturdays on the Blaze Radio Network.

Now, you know, we have to talk a little bit about Ebola, right? I know, I get it, I get it, you don't want to talk about it, but it's been, you know, we've let it take a little bit of a break of this broadcast, but it's back firing, rearing its ugly head again. And this time, in a city where it counts, New York. Yay! And what's good is that everything that we said from the beginning is, is that, you know, is that. If this administration would have done it, this particular case would not have happened. Huh.

Amazing how that comes to fruition. But if you go to the blaze.com to the Ebola Outbreak Central, we can just go down the headlines. I don't even want to get into the story. You know Ebola, right? I mean, you know what it is. A guy that was working on this broadcast had a brush with greatness with Ebola. He and Ebola doc went to some concert, some show, rubbed elbows. Now, we don't know.

He went bowling. He got a rent-a-car. He got the Uber car. He's going to some concert. He's dancing around. And then, oh, you know what? Oh, man, I feel a little. I've got a fever.

Yeah. You know, you've been working with all those Ebola people in West Africa? Yeah, I know. Ooh, man, I better get myself a check. I can't believe that I've got Ebola. Uh-huh. Ebola's first few days on the job involve phone calls and meetings. Yes, the Ebola is on it.

He's good to go, except no, he's not. And there were reports already that the only reason that he took the job and the reason that he accepted the job and the reason that it took so long for him to be appointed for the job is that he was arguing that, hey, I'm going to take this. What, I'm not going to take this unless you guarantee me another job at the end of this. A better job at the end of this. Apparently he got it.

The government's first line of defense against the pandemic, thousands of bottles of expired hand sanitizer. Yay! First Dallas nurse, now Ebola-free, being discharged from hospital. Great, she was, and that's fantastic news. Daryl Issa warns, absinibolas are he needs to show up at the next day. Well, he's busy. He's to make a phone calls, he's got meetings.

He's busy, busy, busy, busy. So those are just, that's the one, two, the top four headlines, the top four headlines of the blaze and the Ebola outbreak stories. Yet we still, now they're talking about, well, you know, we probably need to quarantine some of those people coming back. Yeah, you think. Now they've got their backs up against the wall. They've said that we, they've tried to tell us that, hey, it's so bad that we, that we

can't close down travel because we don't know the difference between two and from. So when we talk about closing down travel, that means we're trying to lock down complete borders, which makes no sense at all. Zero sense at all. No, what we're saying is if you come from West Africa, you need to go into quarantine. Now you can either go into quarantine there, or you can go into, we can argue over whether we go into quarantine there in West Africa, or we go into quarantine once we reach the United States of America.

America coming in from West Africa. You go that way. Just wait right over there. We're going to wait over there. I don't know. That 21 to 30 days, maybe 45. We'll figure that out later, but right now you need to go that way. Be fine.

Thank you. And the doc, oh my gosh, it's only been under that 21-day quarantine period time since he got back and got six. So he went through their screening process already. So that worked. well, huh? That worked just like it was supposed to. It told us he didn't have and wasn't showing symptoms of Ebola when he came into the country. That's it. So now we're back at it. And maybe I know last week I was going to play the Shep Smith guys because Shep gave us a big lecture. I don't know if I want to hear it again. Every time I think about playing it, I want to play it.

And then when I think about hearing him mouth me, I don't want to hear him. But he went out a little rant about Ebola and trying to teach us all a lesson and talk down to us like all the government officials do like the mayors and the governors and they all want to talk down to us and tell us there's nothing to worry about and protocols are being followed and you know you can't catch it unless you know swap spit in a shower and then you won't get it because the shower washes it away um we really don't know that do we i mean we are our best guess is that That's true. That it's very hard to get.

We know that it's difficult to get, but we also know that it looks like without proper precautions. And if those protocols aren't followed to the letter, that you have a higher chance, a greater chance of getting it. Not a less, not a chance of, well, you might get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, you didn't follow protocols. Don't worry about it. You're fine. You can't. Listen, listen, listen.

Only a few people in West Africa get Ebola. Don't worry about it. You're fine. What about the people in the United States? Ah, anomalies. Don't worry about it. That's fine. Anomalies.

We'll let them back into the country. So now they've got their back up against the wall with they wouldn't quarantine and stop flights coming in from West Africa. So now as well, we'll just send them to, instead of coming to the table and saying, you know, we probably were wrong. We probably were wrong. It's possible we were wrong. We're shutting it down.

No, we're not going to do that because that would make us look really bad because we would say that it's possible we were wrong. We don't want people to think we were wrong, ever. So what we'll do is we'll just tighten it up a little bit. And we'll just send them to four or five places. We'll manage. Oh, my gosh. Would that be community organizing?

We'll manage where they come in at. So we get a better idea of where they're coming in. They can only come in here. We're not going to stop them from coming in because heaven knows that we stopped them coming in. And that would shut down the world. But we're just going to come in here. That's it.

Just those, these places, that's it. And then we'll, you know, you look, you got a fever? No, okay, go ahead. I know you're coming in from that Ebola place. You're feeling okay? Yes. Okay, good. Get out of here.

Go rub elbows with everybody. Have fun. Go to, I don't know, one of the busiest places. places in America and the world, go to Manhattan and rub elbows with everybody. That'd be great. And then we saw the video yesterday of the police with their suit. They're just throwing it in the trash. Yeah, those protocols are working out great, aren't they?

Those protocols are working out great. So I wonder how New York City elite, Shep Smith and all his pals, feel now that it's not in the big red state of Texas. is in Dallas. And boy, those people all they're doing are just whining down there over Ebola. You can't catch it. So hard to catch it.

Those are the facts, my friends. Don't worry about it. Those are the facts. You have to swap, spit in a shower, and then rub sweat on each other for eight hours to get the disease. Those are the facts. How they feel now.

Now that it's in their hometown. Yeah. I know Shep, you know, Chef's not going to be at the bowling alley with the dock. I got it. But he may have passed him at the, I don't know, coming out of the show, going into the show.

What was the show he was at? What was the name of it? You could say it on the air. I can't hear it. What is it? Could you talk on the air up there? Or no. So it's called the gutter?

No, you can't talk on the air. I can't hear him. He's probably talking on the air. He's in the studio talking. He's not on the air. He thinks he's on the air. Now, he can. Oh.

It's CMJ was the name of the event. Oh, okay. And the name of the venue is called The Gutter. And the doc was there, tremendous. Yeah, it looks like it. So are you feeling okay? You know, a little raspy in the voice right now, but other than that, it's early. It's early.

That's not funny. No Ebola jokes. Thank you. Appreciate it. Get out. Get out. Get out. You know, speaking of mispronouncing it, get out.

I don't want to hear Shep. I can't take Shep. He's going to just lecture you. If you go online, you'll find it. It's a Shep lecturing us here in Dallas about Ebola. And if I listen to it, he's just going to make me really angry. And I don't want to be angry today. Why can't we all just get along?

And when I just said about it, it reminded me that people do say wrong words. They do. And Vincent Sheehan, who's running for governor against Nikki Haley, this will be all over the place. But if you watch the entire thing, he did just make the mistake. And he realizes it and he covers it up really well and he doesn't go back to it. So hopefully he doesn't go back to it, at least in this clip, because it was just a slip-up.

But the slip-up is worth hearing. Over $100 million in public education funding. She vetoed our public school teachers' pay raises. The same year she gave her own staff 25% pay increases. That is the worst kind of politics. And we are going to escort her out the door. We're going to escort her out the door. See, he's going to escort her out the door.

He covers it because he realized, oh. And then afterward he realizes it again because people were giving him a hard time. You know, you could tell that they really wanted him to comment on it because we're going to escort horror out the door. And it was just a, you know, it was a slip of the time. Everybody has those, but boy, on the campaign trail, we're going to escort whore out the door. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

Welcome to it. It is. So, what the heck is going on in America? Have we lost our minds? Now you would say, Jeff, you lost yours a long time ago. I'm talking about other people, not me. I know I lost mine a long time ago. I'm talking about other people.

You know, those people. So I read a story about a young lady that had sex with her student at school. And I say a young lady because she's, I don't know, 23, 24. And she, Georgia teachers, she's accused of having a sexual relationship with a student. The student kept bugging her, kept bugging her. And you know how kids could be. Come on, have sex with me. Come on, have sex with me.

And the teacher finally gave in. All right, fine. Come on. Let's go. And then I see this other story. New York? Girl in Philadelphia. Actually, this one's in New York.

The other one is in Philadelphia that I was reading about. Holy crap. They're everywhere. And she is teaching at a Catholic school, having sexual accounts with this kid, going back and forth, having an engagement. Now, she,

apparently she's out at some pizzeria and gets spotted by somebody from the school so she resigns. You know, that's all on fire because she had sex with this kid. The other girl from Georgia, my favorite part of this entire story, it made me laugh out loud. They go through this whole story about this lady, this girl, this adult, having a sex with this 17-year-old boy who kept after her. Come on, come on, come on, have sex with me, have sex with me.

I want to have sex with you as many times as my football jersey has a number. 22. So, all right, fine, let's go. I give in. I'm all yours. The last paragraph. And on top of that, before we get to the last paragraph, she let the guy records it. So he gets to show it to his football teammates. Unbelievable. She's a teacher. Jesus. No, we're fast. The last paragraph of this story, the school, told NBC Washington that Green was hired as a substitute through a Delaware-based contracting company. She will not be rehired at the school, the principal said.

We had a report from the principal that said the lady. adult substitute teacher who finally gave in to the 17 year old high school student athlete who kept nagging her to have sex with him she finally gave in when asked for a statement the principal said she will not be rehired again we set one of our reporters out to Georgia to report on this story and get a find out what's going on with this teacher and her student. If the principal was for sure that this teacher will not be rehired. And I said it was ridiculous, man.

That's it. That's pretty much where we're at with that story. There's not about that. You know, we were talking, the last segment I talked a little bit about Ebola, and I just want to talk about one more Ebola story, and then I'll move on, I promise. One more Ebola story. because this Ebola story actually is kind of cool. It talks about the training that they're doing in Texas.

And what they're doing is they're putting. Now you saw you can go to the website and see how Glenn on his television show did chocolate syrup. And there's been several other performances around the country on television where they have put different sauces on the hazmat suits and what suits go and how it soaks through and how it's good for you. how you take off everything and how you can't help but get it on you, that kind of thing, how hard it is to disrobe and take the suits off and not get anything on you.

So the health here in Texas, the health workers, are training with Tabasco sauce. All right, so they put the suits on it, and they put the Tabasco sauce all over the suit, so they take the suits off. And if the tabasas, once that Tabasco sauce, you know, gets on your skin, it burns. So anywhere, that the Tabasco sauce hits,

you know you've, the suit has been breached. You've been breached. And you, that's, you know, that's Ebola. So that's pretty cool. That they're using that. At least they're training.

They're learning how to, you know, they're learning actually to go through the proper protocols that have been in place since the beginning of time, according to the CDC, except that they haven't. Once again, this administration, what they tell you,

Exactly opposite the truth. It is amazing. And I can't tell you, I'm not telling you the pornography story. It makes me sick to talk about it. This child pornography story. I'd rather hear, you know, two things made me laugh this past week really good. Let alone, she will not be rehired again. The teacher having sex with the student, that actually did make me laugh out loud.

But two things made me laugh this week. One was a tweet, and you can follow me at Jeffrey MRA on Twitter. Young slender men have best odds of surviving plane crash. Old fat women have worst odds. So if you are going to be in a plane crash, your best odds of surviving is if you're a young, slender man. you're the worst odds of surviving is if you're an old overweight woman so if my first thought was well if i'm an old overweight woman i'm grabbing on to the youngest thinnest man on that plane and not letting go that's all i'm doing so you know what i as a if you happen to be an old overweight man

and you're in a plane that's going to crash, you too may want to grab onto that young, slender man and not let go. The Jeff Fisher Show, a blaze radio network. Jeff Fisher. Hey, that's me. How are you? Welcome to it.

888-903 is the phone number. So, before I leave you today, I told you two things going into the bottom hour that made me laugh this week. The one was whatever the story was that I told you, you know, grabbing under the Slender Man. If your plane is crashing. And the other was a joke. Now, I may save the joke for one of my bad joke days. As we do have those from time to time here on the Jeff Fisher show, we do take a time out for bad jokes and spread them around the world for you to spread with your friends.

However, this joke may, it might be needed. It might be needed just to get you through the weekend. You can tell it to a few people in your neighborhood. As you're out getting the mail, checking the paper, you know, getting a coffee after church, whatever. You can tell Freddie, hey, I got a joke for you. And you tell them this joke and everybody laughs and it's good. And for a small amount of time, the world is okay. The world is okay.

Is the world ever okay at a grocery store? Are you ever okay at a grocery store? I am. I am. But I look at this story that popped up on one of my news sites that talked about secrets supermarket employees won't tell you. Now, I worked in the grocery business for a long time for a number of years. And in fact, I mean, I grew up in a stupid grocery store. And my father worked at a warehouse.

He was like the liaison between, you know, the warehouse and the stores. So whenever we went for our weekend drives, it was actually to stop into different superfood stores around Michigan and see how everything was going. So, I mean, I walked stores from the time I can remember. So, I mean, I can run a grocery store. It ain't that hard. But, I mean, I shouldn't say that. Now I got all the grocery store managers. too. You don't know what you're doing. It's got to order you to keep inventory. You've got

employees to run. I know. I got it. I got it. But then I thought, what aren't supermarket employees telling you? Because I know, I mean, I can run a grocery store now. And my, my wife still gets mad at me when I go in and start pulling the produce rack. I'm just walking by. You got to pull it. You can't just leave it on the rack, right? I mean, that's part of the, that's part of the deal. He just give it to the produce guy I pull all the produce down one line Just give it to hand it to him

This is bad He just looks at me like What hell are you? Okay so number one You do not You do a lot more than just stand at a register In fact it's likely You've been cross-trained in multiple departments

Okay Why wouldn't you tell them that? But that's true Now That is true for a number of A number of people at the stores but a lot today the cashiers stuff like that they you know they may put some stuff away but that's you know they pretty much stay on the front end the find everything okay smile takes a

great deal of effort find everything okay you do it okay you need you help with anything the gossip and part of the i don't care about the gossip you've memorized your stories crappy playlist and the words to every exciting announcement. Maybe that's pretty enough to do, especially the bigger stores that you shop at now. You know, they all, they pretty much have a, it's not so much the reoccurring music system they used to have. You're only provided two or three work shirts, which you may or may not wash weekly. Boy, I wish I would have been provided work shirts. That was purchased by me.

Shirts and pants. The only thing you got was, you got a, you got a, uh, You got a jacket when I was a store, when I was an assistant manager and stuff like that, you got a vest. Yeah. How cool are you walking around with the blue vest, huh? Don't even look at me like that. Because, you know, I was styling with that blue vest, okay? And then, and then you get an apron, you know, and it used to be, you know, if you had the gold apron, you were, you know, stock boy and the front end guy, you know, the bag of groceries, and then you get the green ones.

The green ones were for produce and dairy department. And the red ones were for the meat department. Yeah. Yeah, nobody want. I mean, you can't. You can wear the green ones and still be up front on the front end. You know, but you can't wear the red. The red ones for the meat department.

The meat department guys, man, they don't mess around. We're the meat department. That's for meat. That's it. Fewer things are creepier than working an overnight shift. Okay. Supermarket employees won't tell you. Sunday's at the supermarket.

Personal hell. It's kind of true. The secret supermarket employees won't tell you. Going into work the week of a holiday is like preparing for battle. Now that's actually, it's actually a couple weeks before and then the week building up because you've got to build all the displays and make everything, you know, make everything for, especially like, oh my gosh, Thanksgiving. Oh, that's big shopping time.

There are the holidays. Man, you've got to knock it out of the park for Thanksgiving. So you've got displays going up and you're good to be. go you got to get them building ready to be restock them baby and then be ready and i worked at a couple of stores that uh were in uh areas that um had a lot of people that got uh checks from the government each month and so the first half of the month was really really busy and then the second half of the month was not so busy because people didn't have you know ran out of money so you'd they'll you'd be okay you kind of slow down how it's kind of whistling dixie get the store clean and then the

first especially the first week whoa you are bombarded man because people got money and they need their food they got government money too it's good good government hand out money and my favorite of the government hand out money is I mean there's a bunch there's a bunch you get the big checks and you get the wick checks for the mothers and the wick checks you know they can only buy certain products and it's you know get milk and food and stuff for the kids and the family that's what it's for and there's only certain products and certain amounts you got to follow the rules on that so you so the store obviously if you want the wick check you know that's government money you got to get those products in and the food stamps now

the food stamps now are on a card I think most of the most of the food stamps are you have they give you a They give you a card, so you slide it. It's good. And if you can pay for it with the, I'm sure if it's, if the product rings up okay for food stamps to pay for, it comes off your card. Back in the old days, they used to give you money. Food stamps were actually different kinds of money. And so you could only, you never could get cash back unless it was change. So if you spent, you know, if you had $20 of food stamps and you gave the person $20 of food stamps and your bill was.

16, you'd get $4.1 food stamp money back. Well, the only way you get money back is if you get, if your bill is, say, you know, 82 cents, right? You get 18 cents back. So we used to have the food stamp druggies who were tremendous because they would come in and they would buy an apple or they would buy a banana. And then they'd ring up the banana and they'd give you a dollar food stamp. So whatever the banana was, they'd get the cash back. And they'd do that. And they'd do that, you know, four or five times a day, so they got a pocket full of cash. I mean, you can't buy drugs with food stamps. But that's a common misconception, too, because you can't.

There are a number of places that will give you cash for food stamps, like 50 cents on the dollar, and there are a number of people that were happy to do it. There were well over a thousand different produce codes, making it impossible to remember them all. Well, that's true. That's not. Groceries. Everybody knows that.

Supermarket employees won't tell you. usually don't notice what customers you're buying and you really don't care. That's a fact. It doesn't, you know, don't be ashamed to buy, like guys are always ashamed to buy, you know, women and stuff and I'll get over it. And nobody cares. You're at the grocery store to buy the products. We sell the products. Put it on the belt.

We'll ring it up. We'll take your money. Thank you for shopping here. We really appreciate it. Have a nice day. The break room is a miserable place that rings of a hot food bar and broke. Broken dreams. Well, that's kind of true.

Broken dreams. Yeah, because, you know, after, first, of all, you go to work at a grocery store and pretty soon, it's 10 years later. I mean, that's how that, that's what that business does. It's amazing, amazing, but that's what it does to you. You go there and you start working there and I can remember, I can remember starting working there and the one supervisor put his arm around Jeff. How you doing? Okay. So, everything okay? I know, you, you know, we just, just made you full time. Looking good. You need to get yourself a new pair of shoes.

Those shoes aren't cutting it. And, you know, just remember, it's a good business to work. You might not get rich. That you'll never go hungry. We'll talk to you later. And I'm like, thank you. Thank you. And you can just take that with you what that means, but I know what I took it as.

You'll never go hungry. I promise you, I know what I took it as. You have prime hiding spots to a lot of, avoid unwanted encounters because, God forbid, your high school crush sees you there. Well, that might be true for some girls, but there are prime hiding spots in a grocery store. And there are prime places to go to walk around and you can do it fast. And some of the stores are pretty big. So you've got some distance to do.

You pretended to check the back for a demanding customer? Yeah. Yeah, I'll check back. Nah, we don't have it. Never mind. We don't have it. You don't feel, see, by some cruel twist of fate, you always end up needing to run to the store. on your day off, that's darn near a fact.

That's darn near a fact. Even though you work at a place that sells food, you're still never sure what you want for dinner. Well, that's true. But who does? Where is the organic section? And why are the asparagus so thick? Are only two examples of the critical questions customers ask you?

Those are two strong critical questions, too, by the way. Two strong critical questions. And an employee who's worked in the grocery biz, for 10 or more years will likely treat you like peasant scum. That's darn near true. The grocery business is pretty funny. It's good. You know what?

Just walk through and pull the produce, give it to the produce clerk, and he'll look at you like, who the hell are you? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. I'm telling you, there are a few things in life. Very few things in life that are more refreshing than an ice cold Coke Zero.

You're welcome, Coke Zero. You definitely don't need my sponsorship, but I'll be happy to give it to you. And that's a good line that you can use, too. The compliment to me. You're welcome, by the way. You're welcome. How can a man? A UK man.

Pretend he was in a coma for two years to avoid. court. What a tremendous idea. He might have got away with... Of course he got busted because of a supermarket loyalty card. He pretended to be a quadriplegic and sometimes comatose

for two years to avoid prosecution and has been convicted after police caught him on camera driving and strolling around supermarkets. Wow. Sad. Very sad. He stole more than $64,000 from a bank account of an elderly neighbor.

nice of him. She had Alzheimer. She didn't even know. The police began investigating him. He claimed to be a quadriplegic and so sick, he sometimes fell into a coma. He checked himself in to a hospital to avoid court appearance and saying, I was having seizures. How great is that? Judge Paul Thomas said Knight was a very accomplished and determined actor. The conditions he claims to be suffering for.

are simply non-existent. But he did it for two years. Very, very cool. And this story cannot be real. It can't be real. Somebody, look, I, you know, look, I can't do all the work. You got to do your own homework. Okay, I mean, you have to do your own.

So when I find a story that, you know, I can't be real, it's not up to me to prove that it's not real. That's up to you. Doug Stephner. A cannibal pedophile sentenced to death in Texas. According to this story, he's going to die this coming week. He was sentenced to death in 2008 for horrible, horrible things. Rap and cannibalism.

He's going to die of lethal injection. Okay? The Department of Corrections is supposed to have and accept all the demands of any kind so that it may be, you know, so what's your last meal? They have to get you what you want, right? and of course his last meal he wants it to be a little human being

can't be real it's too perfect too perfect can't be real for our Ask Jeffie segment my hubby wants to take me to lunch but I have to choose shouldn't his invitation come with a destination if we are together I don't care where we go why do I have to choose

because he wants to make you happy. He wants to make you happy. That's all. Of course you choose. Just say, yes, that'd be great. I would love to have lunch with you at whatever place you pick. That, then he doesn't have to decide. He doesn't have to think.

If he says, hey, I really want to have lunch with you, let's have lunch at the strip club down the street. You're not going to be happy about that. So just choose. Ugh. Do I have time for my joke? Nah, we'll save it for bad joke Saturday. I don't want to tell you.

I'll save it for bad joke Saturday. We'll have another one shortly. Okay, I promise. Anybody told you you look great today? No? Well, you do. You look fantastic. You're not going to wear that all day, though, are you?

Because, all right, all right. Fine, fine. I mean, it looks good on you. I know. Looks good on you. Okay. You say, This is the Jeff Fisher show

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