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work. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Oh, no. Oh, no. We're going to start with this?
Oh, I might cry. David Crosby.
Dead.
The age of 81.
And it appears to be fell in love.
I mean, I was forced to like these guys, man.
everybody now
this is
this is before you know
giving his stuff to Melissa Etheridge
so she could have kids
and that's a 50-50 deal too
because one of them is dead already
but that's Melissa Etheridge that's not David Crosby
don't be bringing up bad stuff
it's already bad
David Crosby
I had
okay David Crosby
who died to
We started off.
All right.
David Crosby, dead at the age of 81.
Rest in peace.
Welcome!
Welcome to chewing the fat.
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
All I want to do is be in memory of David now.
I promise I'm not going to do any heroin or cocaine yet.
But, I mean...
Because that is something everybody...
Yeah, I get it.
I get it, man, with the show.
David Crosby, which has a purple.
Different place when you got some purple berries.
I can't even hear somebody knocking at the door.
I can't stop.
I had a friend of mine used to love these guys.
I know every backstory of David Crosby, Stephen Stills, Graham Nash, who was always
and young.
I got it.
I mean, he loved him so much, my man, John.
I mean, we'd sit in his basement.
He'd learn to play guitar.
sing all these songs.
I listen to all the albums, all the a cappella.
I mean, holy cow.
It's just, I'm sad.
I mean, David's had a, he was, you know, not the greatest of people,
but to people that he was around, I guess he was still a good guy.
I mean, I guess he had, I don't know, 80 or 90 liver transplants,
and I don't know how many other transplants he had.
And he was addicted to heroin 80 times in his life.
And he kept doing cocaine and smoking,
and I know Melissa Ashwood loves them
I mean he fathered her they wanted children
he helped him out
thanks Dave and
you know sadly one of those two
children have passed away too but
that's
I won't blame that on Dave
and his DNA
but okay
I mean it's just sad that's all and I can't
because he passed away
now I have nothing
but CSNY
in my head
and I can't stop.
I just can't stop.
It's just...
I will say the one Graham Nash album.
The one Graham Nash album,
I really did enjoy the heck out of that album.
And then, like, Stephen had some stuff
that was questionable.
And so did David, really, on their own.
Well, and so did Neil.
You know, come to think of it.
I don't like any of them.
So let's move on from Dave.
Let's talk about
Let's talk about
Brian Walsh
in Massachusetts.
And I've seen all the headlines
and I didn't really focus on the headlines
until now he's been charged
with his
wife's murder.
Okay.
And they don't have the body.
They just know that she vanished.
Anna Walsh, 39, vanished.
They claim at 1.30 a.m. on January 1st.
after a New Year's Eve party.
Now, prosecutors have evidence that say, you know, he was misleading police.
He was already in custody for misleading police.
And they said that he and Anna had started living apart after fighting over her work
and her Instagram photos show that she stopped wearing a riding ring.
Okay, so, you know, a lot of couples do that.
And you think, okay, so she's missing.
Why am I guilty?
What am I doing?
Well, when you break down, they have a hole.
This guy.
Incredible.
All right.
Now, do I think that he's guilty?
I mean, we're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty in this country, right?
And without a body?
Without a body?
Okay.
Now, apparently he forgot.
The way he misleaded police, he forgot to tell the police that he visited Home Depot
where he purchased cleaning supplies.
you know, I've tied them up a little bit.
Why'd you do that?
Well, if you look at his search history,
at 455 a.m. on January 1st, he searched how long before a body starts to smell.
Now, that alone, so what?
I mean, who hasn't searched how long before a body starts to smell on their search engine?
so he is a convicted
Art Swindler
so apparently he
was charged with misleading
a police investigation
well that's what he was misleading them about
was this incorrect information
on his whereabouts
okay all right
he's a convicted art swindler already
so now he
his search engine I mean it started
with what's the best state to divorce
for a man
and then we picked up the search engine
again on that January 1st.
Remember, he asked how long before a body starts to smell.
Well, then, at 528 a.m.,
I guess that was after sipping coffee and running to the restroom,
he searched how to embalm a body.
Then at 547 a.m., 10 ways to dispose of a body if you really need to.
6.25 a.m.
Still working on that first spot of coffee.
He searched how long for someone to be missing to inherit.
it.
6.34 a.m.
Can you throw away body parts?
And then he stopped.
So the coffee bus, he just threw the pot.
When we get to 9.29 a.m.
What does formaldehyde do?
9.34 a.m.
So between 634 and 929, coffee was out.
He took a shower, took care of a few other chores.
Then he's back to it at 929.
What does formaldehyde do?
9.34 a.m.
How long does DNA last?
Now, can identification be made on partial remains?
That was part of the same search at 9.34 a.m.
And then he stopped for a little bit.
And then at 1144 a.m., how to clean blood from wooden floor?
And at 1156 a.m., he searches luminal to detect blood.
They took a little break again.
And then at 108, what happens when you put body parts in ammonia?
at 121.
Is it better to throw crime scene clothes away or wash them?
At 12.45 p.m. is a hacksaw the best tool to dismember.
Then at 110, can you be charged with murder without a body?
At 11.m., can you identify a body with broken teeth?
Okay.
Who, man.
Now, he came back on Tuesday.
That was just the one day.
He was tired.
I guess he got tired of searching on that day.
It's a good question, though.
Can you be charged with murder without a body?
Let's see what that search.
I could be in trouble with this.
That just clicks me there.
Let's go to Google.
Can you be charged with murder?
If something happens to my wife, it's not me,
without a body.
Okay, well, obviously he comes up now in all the searches.
So let's scroll down a little bit.
Legal experts suspect can be charged with murder without a body,
but the case can be a little tougher to prosecute.
So he didn't clear his search engine,
which could be a little bit of an issue with all the things that he was searching.
So he could be in trouble.
So good rule of thumb.
Just remember to clear your search history.
when you're done searching for different ways to remove a body.
That's a helpful hint from chewing the fat.
You're welcome.
All right, as we head into the break room,
I just want to tell you we have,
at the time of this recording,
we have had an Alec Baldwin site.
No, you don't have to fire the gun, please, dear Lord.
Well, I mean, it's the rule of the show, right?
I mean, it is a rule of the show.
So I have said his name once.
Go ahead.
All right.
Follow the rules.
if I say Alec
you get the cocking
if I say his full name
you get the gunshot
I thought I was going to say it again didn't you
and so anyway we have a sighting
we actually have a sighting he left his apartment
with the wife
and he rushed
into the car so we only have
let's see that every shot
is just the back of his head
we don't have any
forward shot so that's
Awesome. Let's see if we have any. No, just the wife. Then she, she comes out with coffee,
and all they're worried about is her sweatshirt and her slippers. They seem to be a little concerned
about what she's wearing, which, you know, whatever. I guess she came out before the announcement
of the manslaughter charges, and she was dripping in her diamonds. And today, in the
sighting, she's wearing her empathy sweatshirt.
wet shirt, that's only $108.
All right. What they're more concerned with is the dark glasses, which I'm not sure they
don't ever say what type of glasses they are, which is kind of disappointing.
They just call them large dark glasses, but they do specifically concern themselves with
the slippers that she's wearing, the pearl and rhinestone encrusted slippers from
Spanish brand,
Alameda tecissa.
And she's got the cell phone.
Doesn't say what kind of cell phone it is.
And the two cups of coffee.
The glasses look nice, though.
I wish I knew what brand they were.
Why don't they tell me what the glasses are?
She looks like they're probably the same
from the same company because it's got the little,
looks like they've got the crystals and the turquoise stuff
up on the top of those two.
It's probably from the same company.
So anyway, we do have a siding and it isn't a perp walk.
So that's kind of disappointing.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink.
Desperately.
All right, what is happening over at Netflix?
All right, so we should have seen something coming
because we had the story where they're looking
for a new flight attendant for their jet, right?
So we should have seen that coming
because now we see where Reed Hastings has stepped down.
Co-CEO of Netflix, stepping down.
Now, I don't know that there's going to be
stories about, you know, Reed
taking care of a little office business
coming out? I don't know that.
I'm just saying it's possible.
Normally sometimes when co-CEOs
step down, the other
CEO has come down the room and
said, hey, read,
I've got pictures of you and
Millie down there from
a cubicle 3B.
Time for you to step down,
bro.
Now, I'm sure that didn't happen.
I absolutely sure that didn't
happen 100% sure
something like that wouldn't
happen apparently this has been
a discussion that's happened the succession
plan has been a discussion for a while
now has nothing to do with
you know losing subscribers
in the past subscribership
is up for them
so he just said he's stepping down
Ted Sarandos
Sarandos yeah Sarandos and
Greg Peters so
Ted
actually this might be a real step down for Reed
because Ted was Reed's co-CEO.
So if Reed steps down to become,
I don't know, what he's going to be like,
executive chairman where he has to show up
and walk down the hall and smoke a cigar once a month,
just to, yeah, that's me.
I'm here.
So he's executive chairman.
I'm sure it's a little bit more than that,
but it's just me thinking out loud.
But instead of Ted taking over as,
CEO, he's now got to be co-CEO with Greg Peters, who was the chief product officer and chief
operating officer.
So the C-O and the CPO is now gets to be co-CEO with Ted because Reed is stepping down.
Oh man, Ted has got to be pissed.
He's got to be pissed.
That was his job.
and he gets he's getting pushed out he's got he remains the same he's still under co but i guess i guess he
gets the first billing now right that's that's that's ted's raise well you get first billing
you were always reads co and now gregg is your co so shut up what is happening at netflix i don't know
this better not be over the password sharing
because Reed's been a big proponent of leaving that alone.
Don't be messing with people sharing their passwords
and they'll be trying to come after people sharing passwords.
If they come after me after my password sharing,
we're going to have an issue.
I don't care who the co-seos are.
So good luck.
Good luck to Netflix.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
Good luck.
I'm speaking to California because I was thinking of Netflix out there in California.
I mean, they're all over the world.
Obviously, we got that.
We found exactly how many studios they had
because they were looking for the flight attendant.
And I keep bringing that up because that's a good gig.
And I kind of, I wouldn't mind being the flight attendant for Netflix.
I'm probably not the right person.
They'll probably look at me.
Yeah, we're not hiring you.
Don't even come any farther.
We're not hiring you.
Netflix, the flight attendant is going to be like the guy from the Red Baron plane.
when I went to fly on the Red Baron planes.
I've told you that I think we've talked about this stupid story before, right?
Stu and I went to fly on the Red Baron pizza planes.
They were in town when we were living in Tampa to,
they were there for the Gasparilla parade.
And we were going to ride on the Red Barron Pizza Plains.
They're the old-style planes and they do the flips and the turns.
And we come walking up to,
we come walking up to the Red Baron guys.
And the one pilot is leaning up against a plane with his arms crossing.
And he just looks at me and he goes,
yeah, we're not doing any twists.
I mean, that hurt.
That hurt.
Anyway, back to real life stories.
Actor Julian Sands,
star of several Oscar-dominated films,
including a room with a view.
Have you seen him?
Do you know where he is?
Because he's missing.
Okay, he's been missing for days.
Apparently, he went out hiking,
and now he's gone.
I don't know if Bigfoot got him.
him. I don't know what happened. I hope he's okay. He was on a trail on Mount Baldi in San Bernardino.
And now everybody's out, including his son, is searching for him. It's extremely dangerous
mountains, and they don't want to, they had to abandon efforts because of hostile weather. So it's kind of
actually, it's kind of actually sad. I probably shouldn't be making fun of it because it doesn't
look good for Julian. So if you're in.
California around Mount Baldy area in San Bernardino and you hear
Julian!
You know, let's help him because they're looking for them.
They can't find him.
I mean, as we're recording, they're broadcasting a live press event with Lloyd Austin,
our defense secretary, and Millie, who I guess he's, you know, I don't know what his title is.
What is he like the Joint Chiefs, head of the Joint Chiefs?
I don't know what Millie is.
He should be a treasonous bastard.
That guy should be in prison.
And I don't know that Lloyd shouldn't be far behind.
But anyway, they're in Germany
and they've been meeting with Ukraine.
They were fortunate enough
to be able to meet with President Zelensky of Ukraine.
Yeah, because he hasn't been anywhere.
I haven't seen him anywhere.
He's on every game show in America.
It's unbelievable.
And we're not...
I mean, we're going to continue...
I know, look, I know chewing the fat is...
I try to stay away from the political stuff.
I do.
I do.
I try to make, you know, horrible stories funny.
I try to stay away from talking about Lloyd and Millie and their treasonous acts.
I mean, Millie, that guy, his testimony to Congress,
they should have thrown him in jail right then when he was under Trump.
Just unbelievable.
But I digress.
We've given hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine.
and it still isn't enough.
And they break it down now
to different segments.
Like this latest they're pushing is,
oh, it's just $2.5 billion.
That's the largest chunk we've given.
No, not really.
It's the largest chunk in,
what do they call their section?
It's,
shoot, insecurity assistance to Ukraine.
So they break it up.
And they've already, we've given 27,
$2.4 billion under that heading.
So this latest chunk is $2.5 billion with, you know, 90 strikers and 59 Bradleys and
just that's just ongoing.
But they break it up now so it doesn't look like $100, over $100 billion.
And it's definitely over $100 billion.
So anyway, as I'm speaking to you now, they just came out there in Germany.
Oh, great.
And Millie's speaking now, too.
There's nothing more I want than this general Mark Millie.
Yeah, he's the chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
That's what I thought.
I couldn't remember his stupid title.
Just unbelievable.
And I have to tell you otherwise I'll explode
because I know that it's not the military's place.
You know, they obviously are our fighting men and women.
But no one seems to talk about peace.
I don't hear anybody saying,
hey let's try to work a deal and end this thing i hear them continuing to push let's make ukraine part of
nato which is the number one thing that pootipood said he didn't want right so if we make that which i don't
i mean we shouldn't make them part of nato the only we're damn near having them be a part of nato as it is
with all the training and the military equipment and the cash that's going to them from
NATO, they even talked about
synchronizing their payments
better from NATO
and the U.S. to Ukraine.
Okay,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Thank you for listening to
Chewing the Fat. You can follow me on
Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.
Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio.
I do
like a lot of
tweets if you follow
me and you see that I like those tweets.
When I like tweets, it doesn't necessarily
mean that I am for that particular tweet
just means I'm saving it so that I can go back and look at it.
It might mean I like it.
If I retweet something, I may like it, I may not.
But it's just the way it is.
And I apologize for going off a little bit on the Ukraine thing.
And I try to avoid that here on chewing the fat.
So I'll apologize.
I get back to chewing the fat stories now.
Did you see the story?
Everybody's making their...
having a fit over this wedding video where you ever been a best man in a wedding or a bridesmaid?
You know, I remember my mom telling me a story once she was a bridesmaid and she was, she never,
she never liked the one lady afterwards.
She knew her for like 50 years.
They lived from the same town.
Oh, that's her.
She told me, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
My mom was so pissed.
at her for 50 years.
They would
say hello to each other.
They would acknowledge each other.
That's old school, right?
Today's world, you don't talk to them.
You block them, you ban them.
Whatever you can't talk to them.
You hate them.
Old school is like, hello, Millie.
Hello.
How you doing, Millie?
Good to see you.
And move on.
She told me, always a bride.
Always a bride's made never a bride.
Back in 1825.
Brin' hilarious.
Anyway, I've been a best man.
and what do they call the stupid wedding party?
This is just a wedding party.
And if you're not the best man, you're part of the...
Yeah, groomsmen.
Yeah, you're part of the groomsman.
Yeah, that's whatever.
Like, you know, you're part of the wedding.
Well, this particular video is shot where you see the groom,
his best man, and a couple of the groomsmen,
are standing there and here comes the bridesmaid not the bride the bride's mate walking in she's carrying
the flowers she's got the dress on she's coming up and you know she is well endowed on top uh you know
i mean look who among us isn't going to look twice that's what she is wearing the dress for
so they have the the groom miced up as they're filming the wedding they want to
for posterity. They've got him miced up.
And so the
best man
is yapping next to him.
Like, hey, they'll show a close up
of those.
Because she comes and you can hear him. Oh, yeah.
Here comes the bride's,
me. We'll do it. Close up on those.
And the girl was like,
dude, I'm freaking out of
my God. What do you do?
And everybody is all, wow.
up with this guy what i just proven positive i'll read some of the reviews but here's the here's the
clip the the audio clip of the of the video so it's just two friends all right it's just two friends
friends
yapping back and forth at each other.
He's like,
he's like, can't hear.
What are you talking about?
Can't hear you, man.
The music's too loud.
And so now there,
it's really many of the comments on this.
You know, plot twist,
the bridesmaid was the grooms bit on the side.
And it's just,
and a lot of people are upset that this is actually a thing.
You know, I love how men can call each other idiots and totally be fine.
Women can't do that.
They are sworn enemies after that.
I don't know about that.
But they talk about how he laughed at first and then he realized,
oh, I'm miced up, you got to shut up.
You can't talk about that.
Now, I would just say he's being a guy.
A guy.
Watch of the bridesmaid come down.
Oh, yeah.
I love the ear of the first.
first you can barely make it out the music.
Oh, yeah.
And then he leans over to his bow.
They've been bad.
He's the best man in this guy's wedding,
so they know each other quite well, I'm sure.
Zoom in on those.
And everyone knows.
I don't know if you've seen the documentary wedding crashes.
But when you're in,
when you're part of a wedding,
there's a serious business that could take place.
So I'm just saying.
And zoom in on those.
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So who died today? Who died today? Well, I mean, we already know David Crosby at the age of 81.
Now, David was announced from the family from his wife and soulmate that he passed away after a long illness.
Okay. And it said that he was surrounded by his wife and soulmate.
Jan and son de Jango.
And so they ask obviously for privacy.
Now, David had a liver transplant paid by Phil Collins back in the 90s.
He, you know, had diabetes, hepatitis C, heart surgery, heroin addiction, cocaine addiction.
I mean, he lived a pretty good life.
he lived a pretty pretty good life
so david crosbie
dead at the age of 81
also i'd like to say that if you
or someone you love i got to preface this story
with this if you or someone you love
struggling with suicidal thoughts
you know what
there's a 24 hour seven day a week
free and confidential support line
just call the crisis lifeline 988 and get help okay suicide is not the answer that having been said
you see that the story is out now what the suicide note was from uh winona or Naomi Judd
uh Naomi Judd left her suicide note saying that she didn't want why meaning Winona at the funeral
this incredible.
And they show a picture of the actual note.
They released the pictures of the bedroom.
They released a picture of the note.
Wow.
She called her daughter having,
and the note says,
do not let Y come to my funeral.
She's mentally ill.
You're getting ready to shoot yourself, Naomi.
And she's mentally ill?
Okay.
So I guess she was going through,
and there's a picture of the bedroom and stuff.
I mean, what are we releasing all this stuff for?
The family was fighting to keep this stuff from being released,
and they obviously lost that battle,
but it is a little horrifying when you see the...
Oh, look, that's where Naomi shot herself.
I mean, am I looking? Yes.
Do I need to see it?
No, not really.
I mean, I get it.
Anyway, they talked about how she was going through this manic state.
Ashley found her, and she was going through this manic state,
and he called the doctor
and the doctor came and the mom was screaming
and she didn't say and she didn't want to live
and she calmed down a little when the doctor came
and then the doctor talked to her
and calmed her down and then left
and then they went back in
and she had a bullet wound in her
she had shot herself dead.
Now the one thing I find interesting
is that Ashley
said that she wanted to be confronting
or comforting her mom
because she was still
you know kind of alive
I guess she, you know, the way she shot herself,
she was still kind of alive when they found her.
And then the police came, and she wanted to be with her mom.
No, I don't know if she was still alive at that time or not.
You know, that I don't know that.
But she said that she was in such a shade of shock
that she answered questions from the police she didn't want to.
I would never have answered on any other day
and never thought to consider whether the public would later have access to it.
because of many of us are socially conditioned to cooperate with law enforcement.
We are utterly unguarded in that way.
And they use that.
And I say they,
the police,
use that to their advantage.
And I know,
I got it.
I got it.
Well,
if you're not guilty,
what have you got to hide?
But,
I mean,
there's no doubt about that.
And she said that I never thought to ask my own questions.
Is your body camera on?
am I being audio recorded again, where and how and will, what I'm sharing be stored and be made
available? I mean, those are all fantastic questions that should be asked, which is why they always
make a big deal and make it look bad when people say, I can't, I'm not talking to you,
I need my attorney. I'm not going to talk. I want my attorney. And they make it look bad.
And you see it on television shows all the time. Do you have a warrant? No, but, you know,
just let us in.
You're a better person if you let us in.
It takes us extra time to get a warrant.
And they make the person asking for the warrant to be the bad person.
And that's not the way it is.
That's set up to protect you.
I mean, it's just, I'm sad for the judge.
You know, look, Ashley, this is kind of an Alec Baldwin thing too, you know?
forgot about that.
It's kind of that way too.
Like Ashley, I liked Ashley when she was younger
and she's, you know, the whole family was three cuts
to clown phase, man.
There's no doubt about that.
But, I mean, and Wynonna is whacked out of her mind.
She's been whacked out of her mind forever.
Although it's Judd's the family tree.
Wack out.
I mean, the whole thing, all three of them.
You know, but I didn't want her to kill herself.
But, I mean, just look at Wynonna.
And I like Wynonna.
I played a little Wynonna when I was doing country music, a little Wynonna judge.
In fact, the one song I really like, what is the name of that stupid Wynonna Jets?
Left a red dress on, light as ones.
I can't remember.
No, don't play David Crosby.
Don't you dare.
Bring David Crosby back into this picture.
I can't get them out of my head as it is anyway.
I don't want to, for God's sake, don't want to start playing the judge.
Oh, my gosh.
because they were when I was in country music
I feel like that was
Winona was just getting huge at that time
maybe the judge were too
maybe she was spinning off of that I don't remember
I just remember the one song I
take that red dress off
because she's not wearing this thing for you
she saw the light in the window
that's a good song anyway it's a good
anyway it's a good song but they're all whacked out of their minds
so
and Naomi had a huge I mean her story was
amazing, right? I mean, she
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All you got to do, you got some music guy in the ICU cut off his oxygen.
They're going to make his star.
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So the Caribbean country of St. Martin has a
monkey problem. Apparently
they have way too many of these
vervet,
V-E-R-V-E-T
Vervet.
That's what I said. Vervet monkeys.
No, Jeff, it's
Verve. Yeah. They have
way too many of these monkeys on the island.
They're labeled a nuisance by locals.
It's a Dutch island.
All right, so now, what do you do
with monkeys when you got too many of them?
Well, you kill them.
I mean, why?
don't they just auction off to come and kill them?
All right?
You just say, hey, highest bidders can come and kill the monkeys.
What are you doing?
I'm going down to St. Martin.
What are you doing?
I'm going to be going after some monkeys.
And down they go.
You bring some extra ammo, man, because there's a lot of them.
So they're just saying, hey, we'll let the people kill them.
I always let the people kill them.
No problem.
What?
Yeah, farmers have been complaining that these invasive species,
raiding their crops, destroying their livelihood,
and they've had enough of it, okay?
So to preserve and enhance Sintmartan's nature for generations to come,
and we're going to go ahead and execute the monkeys.
Sure.
I don't know, where we're going to capture them and then kill them?
Yeah, we can try.
We can try.
but really we just want them dead
so they've got like hundreds of these things
all over the island and when they say
I think they said they had I don't know
four or five hundred of these monkeys
are you first of all you're going to kill them all
and I guess you could try to feed them
so that they become sterile
so they you know stop having babies
and then they just you know fade away
but they tried that
Remember El Chapo?
They tried that with his zoo and the hippopotamuses.
And then those hippos got away.
So you just had these giant hippos wandering around.
They couldn't have babies.
They were just hurting people and living in the marsh.
So they ended up humanely, of course, euthanizing them.
Ugh.
So you know what's a humane way to kill them?
I mean, I've, in all seriousness,
it's been a long time since I've actually killed an animal.
You know, actually killed an animal.
I know, don't look at me like that.
I have.
I've shot birds, squirrels, deer,
pheasants, woodchucks,
is there raccoons in there?
Maybe.
I'm not opposed to.
Humans first.
That's the motto of this show, okay?
Humans first.
I don't think that we should just, you know, I'm okay.
It doesn't bother me that we have trophy hunting,
but I don't really care about the trophy hunting.
I love, you know, I love seeing the trophies and everything.
It's fine, whatever.
But that's not me.
But, you know, whatever, humans first.
Hello, we run the planet.
Okay.
So if you're out an island and you have these little monkeys running around,
hundreds of them all over the planet.
lives and you're concerned and they're ruining crops.
They're ruining crops that feed humans.
Have a nice day.
All right.
So I think we should find a way.
I think St. Martin should reach out to me,
chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
You can DM me on Twitter as well at Jeffrey JFR or Facebook and Instagram,
Jeff Fisher Radio.
And we can work out some kind of arrangement where we get people in
and you could make a little money on killing the monkeys.
Bring some hunters down.
We should be able to film it.
So we're, you know, today on the history channel, the hunting of monkeys.
I want that to happen now.
I want that to happen right freaking now.
All right.
As I mentioned, you can always email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
I got this message.
Apparently someone's trying to get a hold of me.
and I guess they don't know how to do it.
So, I mean, I just ran down the whole way you can get a hold of me.
And that didn't even mention, you know, ordering a cameo, a cameo at Jeffrey JFR.
I didn't even mention my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.
Or, no, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher is the YouTube channel.
Chewing the fat at theblaze.com is the email address.
At Jeffy JFR's Twitter.
And Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio.
How many times do I have to tell you?
So anyway, this person can't get a hold of me.
So they emailed Keith Malinac.
Keith printed out for me.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
You're damn right you did.
As a matter of fact, I think from now on, if you want to get a hold of me, email Keith Malinac.
And say, hey, Keith, I can't get a hold of Jeffie.
Can you give him this message for me?
That needs to happen.
All right.
No, it's just a joke.
It's just a joke.
So anyway, or you could just say, hey, Keith, like this person did.
Hey, Keith, this is a message for Jeffie, but I can't send him one.
Oh, please, just send Keith those messages.
I want Keith inundated with those, okay?
I was pushed into taking the vaccine by family.
I relented.
Metal objects stuck to my injection site, and my heart started beating irregularly all day long.
This has got to come from our conversation on Pat Gray's show when I was making, when they were, we were talking about the vaccine and yes, I had it.
I didn't, I shouldn't have taken that, but I was, I felt compelled because I was kind of forced into it.
I was just, I shouldn't have done it, but I did.
I did it.
So, but when we talked about how they were metal, you know, magnets were sticking to people's arms and I find that very hard to believe.
I just, I, there sure was.
we saw videos of it.
Okay.
All right.
If magnets are sticking to your arm,
how are you walking by your refrigerator?
That's all I want to know.
Why are now?
You coming to work, dragging the refrigerator?
No, I think, okay.
All right, anyway, this guy says,
I'm just saying metal object stuck to his injection site.
Okay.
And he said that his heart started beating irregularly all day long.
I buy that.
I'll give you that.
He said, I saw a video I could no longer find.
Uh-huh.
And the interview was a woman with a Ph.D.
And biochem.
I love them.
Couldn't have been a, couldn't have been just a, you know,
a business video.
I'm sure it was just an interview.
Anyway, she was asked if there was anything you could do
if you got the vaccine and had buyers remorse.
She recommended a supplement pictured,
which is a bottle of DMG by Nova Nutrition.
It's the dimethylglycine,
but it's with the end,
comma n dimethylglycine.
Not that cheap just dimethylglycine stuff.
You got to have the ends in front, okay?
I'm just, it's science.
And it's 125 milligrams.
It supports healthy immune function and brain function.
It doesn't say, I don't think he says what he had,
how many of those he had to take.
She said it adds a methyl group to the MRI and turns it off.
He does, I don't believe that anything will turn this poison,
turn off this poison, but I feel.
better and taking it.
Okay. I took two bottles
and she's fine now. After five days
he was able to walk by a refrigerator
without sticking to him.
So I mean he says that metal stopped
sticking to him but he was able to actually walk into
the kitchen without pulling the refrigerator
away from the wall as he walked
by. It's been a while
since Jeffrey had his injection but the supplement
won't hurt.
Oh, see he's trying to help me. I'm making, I'm trying
and I'm just talking about the email. He's done. At the end he's trying
to help me. All right.
Sorry for this as long.
If you could pass this on to Jeffie,
and we'd like him to stick around for a while.
See, that's so, that's very kind.
That's very kind.
And I'm certainly glad that refrigerators did not.
I mean, I'm close enough to refrigerators most every day of my life as it is.
I don't want them just actually sticking to me.
Once in a while, I'd like to be able to look at it.
All right.
Thank you.
I got it.
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm glad you're okay.
All right, I am.
And then I got an email that I don't know if this is true or not.
Questioning whether it's true or not.
It said, I was listening to a show about animals the other day,
and it reminded me about the llamas, L-L-A-M-A-M-A-S.
It says, there are three kinds.
I had never heard this, all right?
I've never heard that there were three kinds of llamas.
He says, A, one llama is a Tibetan priest.
A two
L-L-L-A-M-A
is a South American beast of burden.
A three
I-L-L-L-L-L-A-Lama
is a hell of a big fire.
All right.
All right.
I can't stop thinking.
It's David Crosby Day.
It's David Crosby Day.
I saw where he
tweeted and
how funny are you now? You're laughing
on the other side of your face, Dave.
There was a tweet
making the rounds. People with tattoos
will not go to heaven. People who drink
alcohol will not go to heaven. People who
eat too much pork will also
not go to heaven. Short people
will not go to heaven.
And then someone, this was, that was a
quote tweet on top of
the deepest circle of hell is reserved for tattoo bacon-loving alcoholic midgets.
So it's already kind of a joke.
But he quote tweeted it all.
And then someone had quote tweeted all of that saying not looking good.
That was from at Stifler's mom says,
which I could turn into a big fan of at Stifler mom says.
But then David Crosby, at the David Crosby, quote tweeted that,
saying, I heard the places overrated, dot, dot, dot, cloudy.
That was a day before he died.
What do you think it now, Dave?
What do you think of now, Dave?
I know.
I know.
So, I mean, let's just, let's just think of Dave again.
I can't stop thinking about Dave.
I just want to sit back with my ceramic bong.
I know, man.
I know.
I know.
Sometimes it hurts.
It's your does.
So badly I must cry out loud.
I know, bro.
Me too.
I am yours.
You are mine.
You are what you are.
You want to hit?
I can't believe he's dead
And done
I can't believe he's dead
I am not
You are
Not let the past
Remind us of what we are not now
Dude, we'll miss you, man
I am not dreaming
I am cause
You are mine
You are what you are
I bet you make it hard
I knew it
All right.
Have a good weekend.
Big time NFL weekend, baby.
Now all I want to think about is football.
I'm done with David.
I'm really stoned now.
I've done with David.
I want to move on and just go have a brownie.
Maybe I'll go stick to a refrigerator.
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