Chicks in the Office - Alexis Ren & Noah Centineo Dating + Mike Johnson Interview

Episode Date: October 17, 2019

CITO Merch: > http://bit.ly/citomerch. A$AP Rocky says he's been a sex addict since junior high (2:43-12:11). Jennifer Aniston joins Instagram + a heated debate about 'Friends' (18:03-33:47). Alexis Ren & Noah Centineo are definitely dating (34:08-43:30). Miley Cyrus & Cody Simpson's PDA update (44:07-52:15). Disney+ announces what movies & shows will be on the platform (52:38-1:07:19). Interview with Mike Johnson – talking what really happened with Keke Palmer, Demi Lovato, BIP, Peter being The Bachelor + more! (1:09:17-1:46:07). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our new YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne, giving you that Friday energy on a Thursday, presented by Monster Energy Ultra. Monster Energy Ultra is the healthier choice for the energy drink on the go. That's how we get our Friday energy to record these podcasts. You know, sometimes you just have those sluggish days. Last night we had the podcast up front. Of course, I had a few drinks, a little hungover, need some more energy.

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not be moving slower. I think that this week is flying by because I've been. been, I've just been so happy and I've had a great weekend. Yeah. And I think that, I'm just getting by by thinking about my weekend. I guess maybe just because I've been doing nothing that it moves slower. That could be it as well. Because you've been doing nothing since Atlantic City. Yeah.

So maybe this weekend, you'll go out again and then next week will move fast for you. Maybe. Because you're not sitting around doing this. I'm already thinking about how I want to do nothing this weekend. Me too. I really just want to do nothing. Like I said, we had our podcast up front last night, which was, amazing. Shout out to all the people at Barstool who put it together. It was so, so cool. It looked like

a Barstool Bar in the city, which is so cool if they actually had that. And it was a lot of fun. And once again, I wasn't planning on drinking anymore this week because of my bender this weekend, my wild self, because I did go see ASAP Rocky. You did. I did go see him. I said on the last podcast that I wasn't sure if I was going to go see him on Sunday. But I mustered up. the courage. I brought some friends along with me and I went to go see him and it was beautiful. He brought out 50 cent. It was amazing. And this leads into ASAP Rock. Asap Rock. Sex addict because, you know, it's not shocking. He did the entire show with two arms filled with bras. And also there was a part where he just for 10 minutes screamed tities the entire time. Like there was a 10 minute intermission where

I guess he was waiting for not even intermission because he could have sang a few songs or wrapped a few songs, but there were parts where he was stalling for 50 cent to come out. And instead, for 10 minutes straight, he flashed pictures of boobs on the screen and yelled titties!

Which was fun. You know, the crowd enjoy it. Who doesn't like boobs? Everyone was like, whoa! And people were just throwing their bras like crazy. So Aesap Rocky being a sex addict doesn't shock me. No.

Whatsoever. No. It's just, it's tough because it's one it's one of those ones that everybody I think kind of laughs at because it's like addiction is very real and we talk and that that is true but when people are like oh he's a sex addicts we're like well yeah he likes to have sex right well I mean and sex addiction is a real thing like people do get addicted to sex but at the same time it's the kind of addiction where you can flip and be like well hey at least people are having sex with you like ASAP rocky how

a lot of sex. A lot. A lot. He said that his first orgy was when he was 13 years old. I don't even think guys know how to use their dick at 13 years old. Do they, Noah? I was, did you know how to use your dick at 13 years? Don't answer that question.

Don't answer that. Please don't. Yeah, yeah. Please answer that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't think you were. I literally was about to hear that.

I am so kidding. Noah, I do not want to. to hear that about you. I'm so kidding. I was thinking like, my first thought when you said that, I was like, oh, boy, that should be illegal. And then I was like, no, that is legal. It technically is illegal. That was my thought. I was like, I'm like, we're all the people adults. Were they all kids? Right. In my head, I'm like, isn't that illegal for a 13 year old? Because I mean, is he having an orgy with a bunch of 13 year olds? Yeah. I don't know. I don't. When you really sit down and think about the logistics, it makes you really want.

to like get up and not think about the logistics. Yeah, right. It makes me want to move past this topic pretty quickly. But yeah, he said he didn't even think he had sperm and his balls at that point in time. Yeah, there's some pretty interesting quotes from him that like I think would make funny memes. Yeah. And you know with ASAP Rocky, it's like he gets away with a lot of stuff because he's so pretty. Like that is, it is true.

He is pretty. Yeah. And people are. I think he was that pretty when he was 13. Okay, no, actually, you know what? Forget it. Ray, let's move on. I can't talk about this anymore.

You think she was that pretty at 13? Anyway, I'm telling you, any way you pose it, it sounds fucking weird. It does. Any way you pose it. It really does. I mean, because he's the one talking about being 13 and having orgies. And now we're talking about him being. And then we're thinking about it and I don't want to think about it.

We don't want to think about ESAP Rocky at 13 years old having orgies. We want to think about ESAP Rocky now looking hot as fuck on stage, which I will say. I just have to say it. But yeah, so sorry Aesap Rocky about all the sex that you're having. Yeah. But it seems like he... He's cool with it. Yeah.

Like, you know, it's tough because you see people who have sex addictions and it breaks up relationships. It's really tough on their loved ones and whatnot. And that's very sad and all that. You know, that's very hard to see because like you said, like it's a very real thing. It's addiction. couples have to battle through that and get to the other side

makes you think of all the stuff that's been going on with Janet Kramer and her husband they have battled through all of this Oh yeah that's all crazy exactly and so it's a very real it's a very real thing but then when you hear ASEAP Rocky talking about it I'm like yeah you're a rapper

who has a lot of sex yeah like he just loves sex and he's not in a committed relationship so who cares it hasn't like torn apart relationships unless maybe that's why him and Kendall Jenner just haven't worked out because she couldn't deal with the lifestyle. He said three sums are just normal to him, which no shit they're normal to him. He's ASAP Rocky. He's having threes every night. He's having orgies all the time. Yeah. Maybe he just realized that he, I don't know. I don't know. He just can't go. He just can't go without it,

clearly. He just can't. I wonder, I would really love to get a number from him, like how often he has sex during the week. You know what I mean? Is it multiple times a day? Is it once a day? every day of the week. Is it not every day of the week? I'm going to need him to elaborate on the sex addiction for me. Or maybe not. Maybe it's better if we just don't know. My brain just like exploded thinking about that.

Thinking about how much sex he's having. Yeah. Like when you said like multiple times a day, my eyes like blow up because I was like, it probably is multiple times a day. And he's probably tired, no? I don't know. I'm really getting into like the details. I mean, well, if you're thinking about the logistics of sex,

It's probably spaces it out. Yeah, he probably times it correctly. One in the morning, one in the evening. Yeah, like breakfast, lunch, dinner. Like a meal. You think he has sex like meals? Possibly. Maybe like while he's eating.

Why'd you say no? While he's eating, I'm sure. I mean, yeah, things probably get real weird. Real weird. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Well, you know what? Like I said, sorry about all the sex, A sap Rocky.

But I'm glad I saw him in concert finally. I've waited years. and it was finally. And he was great. He actually was great. He was like, I wish my friend Asap Ferg was here. And then all of a sudden, Aesap Furr came out. And then all of his friends came out.

And then 50 Cent came out in the end. So it was great. And he's a great performer. Yeah. And the crowd, which I see, I'm much more of an AAP Rocky fan than I am a Travis Scott fan. And the night before I saw Travis Scott. But the crowd obviously went crazier for Travis Scott than they do A sap Rocky. which, you know, hurts me a little bit

because I'm just more of an Aesab Rocky fan, but the crowds were definitely different. Like, in excitement-wise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More people were excited for Travis. I feel like Travis also has the reputation of, like, the crazy hype shows. And I'm sure, I'm not saying Aesop Rocky doesn't.

I'm just saying, like, everything, every time you hear about a Travis Scott show, it's like, people are talking about, like, the mosh pits and the, and the arrests, and, like, people fainting and this and that. And it's, like, mayhem. him. Always way him.

But I mean, Travis was really good this time around too. And we've seen it before and he wasn't great when we saw him. He was way better this time. But we also saw him. It was like right after some shit was going down with Kylie. And I feel like he was not in a right place. No. Not in the right place.

No. And this time, he showed up on time. Yeah. He was supposed to perform at nine. He performed exactly at nine. Good for him. Right. I was so proud of him.

That's nice. And you know, the rolling wild people must have been stoked. Well, so what happened was, because you know that Travis is notoriously late. Yeah. And I,

Meek Mill and Travis Scott were performing at the same time. And I said, guys, I was saying my friends, I'm like, Travis Scott is always late. So like we could probably go watch Meek Mill and then go see Travis after

because Travis is probably not going to be on. Right. And then I, like, I saw the Rolling Loud guys and I was like, is Travis? He's here? And they're like,

yeah, he's here. And I was like, wait, he's here right now. It was like 8 o'clock. They're like, he is here in his trailer. He is here. I was like, no way.

So at 9 p.m. he went on and he did a great show. That's great. And kind of weird considering all the Kylie news, but it seems like he was doing okay besides breaking his leg on stage. Yes. Correct. Besides that.

Besides that the knee situation. Besides that knee situation. He was still good. But yeah, it's been for you a long week. Yeah. I mean, you only took one day. off of drinking in the last oh my god five days

Fran and you put it like that just yikes Monday night no I just gave me the ultimate scary I said it because I'm like kind of jealous like it made me think like last night I was like damn maybe I should have stayed but

I went home with you like because you guys know Fran is you know very responsible yeah so when you're going home I should go with you. Yeah, but it was, it was, it was tough because I, not, like, I, I feel fine, but like in the moment the room was hot, I was just tired.

I was like, I, I wish I had the energy to keep going. I probably, I normally would have. Right. But it was tough. I, like, totally understandable. Not to make this even more, you know, dealing with, I, I, I'm having these weird, I feel like every episode I'm talking about these weird elements that I keep getting, like, Last week, my eye wouldn't stop twitching.

Thankfully, after like a week, my left eye has kind of stopped twitching. It got to the point where I was like getting a little nervous about it. I was like, this has not stopped. But now I think I'm chewing on my cheek in my sleep. Yikes. Like my whole right cheek is swollen and like my whole jaw underneath hurts. Fran, you should get that checked out. It's really tough.

It's really, it actually really hurts. You think that stopped you from drinking? Yeah, a little bit. Because one, I had some red wine and like, I got a little and it hurt like. It burned? Yeah, it burned. And then I was like, I can't be here.

But I've just been having nothing but soup. We're big soup girls right now. Which is not like a sad thing because I basically eat soup every day anyway. Butternut squash soup right now. I love soup. Like I truly think I could eat soup for lunch and dinner every day and be fine. I agree with that too. Just different kinds of soup.

Any kind of soup. You may throw some chili in there maybe. I don't know if people put chili in the soup. family. I think you do, maybe depending on the consistency. Yeah, it depends on how, uh... Like, Panera has like a turkey chili that's kind of soupish. I got soup today on you guys.

Oh, nice. Noah, yes. I feel like a big baller. We didn't mention it on the podcast, or maybe we did last week. I don't know, but Noah's birthday was yesterday. Yeah, Noah's birthday. October 15th. There were a ton of people who.

Oh, really? I love that. Good, good. We whispered to everybody on the chickas in the office story to wish you a birthday. We told them to wish you happy birthday. So that's happy. We got, uh, we got Noah Giff card. to his favorite lunch place, Pratermajor.

Yeah, well, it is what he likes. It is what he likes. I mean, what are we going to do? Like, get him something he wasn't going to use? I think you guys would like the soup, at least. Oh, no, yeah. Soup is soup, for sure. Soup is soup.

I mean, you got to really fuck up soup. It would be hard. Soup. Yeah. I mean, I could pee out soup right now. Like that's, it's soup. You got a really fuck up soup. They made a pumpkin one.

I didn't get it. I got chicken noodle, but I kind of want to try the pumpkin. Try the pumpkin next time. And let us know how it is. Yeah. Yeah, because Panera, we have a Panera across the street from us, so we just go and get, I had chicken noodle today. They just added a baked potato. I think I might try it tomorrow.

Oh, I love bacon. With the little bacon mitts. Oh, my God, I love baked potato soup. Holy shit. I've been eating their butternut swast soup every day. We should get this, this podcast should be sponsored by soup. We really should. Some type of soup brand, reach out to us if you're listening because we love soup.

If you work for a soup company, maybe Campbell's, progressive. Anything. Soup. Oh, is it progress. No, progresso? Progresso. Progresso. What I say?

Progressive? Progressive. No. Progresso. Oh, my God. You know how many chicorina cans of progresso I went through as a kid? It's the best. You were a progresso gal?

Yeah. Chickerina. The little baby, the tiny little round pastas and the meatballs. Oh, those are good though. Yeah. Those are good. Yeah. All right.

Enough about soup. Enough about soup because I'm sure you guys are all going to be ordering soup for lunch right now. if you're listening to this in the morning. We have a great interview with Mike Johnson from this season of The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise. Obviously, you guys know him if you listen to our show. Finally, he came on. It was a roller coaster.

There are many times where we think the interview is over. It's not. So don't shut it off because it's not over when you think it is. Correct. We've tried to wrap it up multiple times, but we were having a good time. We just kept chatting. It seems like Mike's learned some very great

life lessons in the last couple weeks and we talk about that. And he shares that with us. So, Fran, I think it's time to get into the podcast. Oh, actually, before that, I want to say, shout out to all the people who DMs about, whoa, did I just send that? Oh, yeah. I only saw one person say to get rid of it. Only one person compared to at least 50 DMs saying to keep it. Yeah. So, you know, if you guys don't want it, you didn't speak up because I saw 50 to one and we'll have it back on the next show. people really enjoy it because they like to hear when their friend stories get read. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're like, oh, you read my friend's story.

And I like that too. So send them to my Instagram at Maria Chiffo, C-IUFFO. I will read them and I'm going to pick the best one for Monday. All right? All right. So let's get into the podcast. We got Alexis Wren and Noah Centenio dating Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson content after content with these two.

Jennifer Aniston has finally joined Instagram and we get into a heated discussion with Noah about friends. Zoe Kravitz is confirmed for Catwoman and Disney Plus. We talk all about the things coming to Disney Plus and the Mike interview. Yes. And I just want to say before we get into the topics, I know we talked about this with Jennifer Aniston and it was earlier in the week. So it's going to be, it's not going to be as updated. I would just like to say Wednesday, 3.4.8 2 p.m. She is at 9.4 million followers. So when you listen to this, it will probably be more than that, but she's literally gained 9.4 million followers in

36 hours, basically. And she added a few people to her who she's following. So now she follows 111 people. I've never looked, I've never like stocked somebody's Instagram so deeply as I have been Jennifer Aniston's, like just to see what her next move is. She might become the first, the most follow person on Instagram. So why don't we just

get into it starting off talking about Jennifer Aniston's Instagram? Jennifer Anderson joined Instagram. And I still can't follow her, which is ridiculous. You can. I think when I thought that I did follow her, like, I don't think it actually worked, but I just did it again like, I just did it again like a half hour ago and it worked. Oh, finally. Finally, it went through.

Damn, she was at 87,000 this morning. When I look, she's at $1.5 million. She's about to be the most followed person on Instagram. If she plays her cards, right? Her picture has four million likes. Oh, my. God. I mean, because everybody in the world wants to follow Jennifer Anson on Instagram. Let's be honest.

Of course. Of course. And so, like, she's got a great Instagram. Her bio is my friends call me Jen. Her first post was the selfie of the cast of friends. Looks like a fairly recent photo because they're all, you know, at their current... At their current age. And I mean, once again, just shout out to Emma and Julie from comments by celebs. because boy do they jump on this fast. Before she was even verified, they saw her commenting on other photos. So like she originally commented on Matt LeBlanc's photo

of like the friend's anniversary from when he posted it a few weeks ago. And he tagged everybody in the caption but wrote hashtag Jennifer Aniston, hashtag Matthew Perry because they don't have Instagrams. And then she commented, you don't have to hashtag me anymore. I'm going to need to find out how they do this. How do the comments by celebs girls get? And this was like when Jennifer Anderson had no followers and she wasn't verified.

But then she also commented Courtney Cox's Instagram of her and Matt and Jen and Jen commented a rare comment. And I love you. Jen also commented on a recent post from Reese Witherspoon. And then they literally posted a screenshot of her account. It was followed by Jessica Beale and Demi Moore. And she had 634 followers. Like, I don't know how. How did they find that?

I don't know how they found it so fast. But Jennifer Anderson then commented on the comments by celebrity posts saying, wow, you girls are fast. Like, what are just an amazing compliment. I'd be living on such a high if I was those two girls today. Right. Just like, not only did Jennifer Anderson join Instagram, that's great content wise for them. Like, she also acknowledged them, like, acknowledging her.

Uh-huh. That is great stuff by them per usual. They get all the celebrities to comment. Frigan crushed it. They get everybody. Emma actually posted on her story and she was like, Julie, we crushed this. I saw it because articles were writing about them being like comments by celebs. Yeah.

Not to brag. We get to follow their personal accounts. Yeah, we do get to. Yeah, I don't think they let everyone follow their personal accounts. No big deal. But I think that we need to like make a strong presence to Jennifer Aniston on Instagram because I think she's new to it she's going to be snooping around maybe she's she's her eye somehow yeah i mean i think we might be too late at this point like if it was like really early at 6 a.m this morning we might

we may have called her i mean full like i said four million likes on the picture and 2005000 comments and counting so obviously the comments by celebs girls also posted everybody just commenting on the post and it's truly like every every celebrity being so excited that she's on on Instagram. One girl wrote, why can't I follow her though? And Jen replied to her saying, sorry, I think I broke it. And she did. She just broke Instagram. She did because so many people were trying to follow her. That is what could be potentially very funny about this. She is, she is new to Instagram. So she's just like replying to like a bunch of regular people or just asking her questions. She's just like, oh. Why I said we need to make a presence so that she can,

we can catch her eyes somehow. We probably should have commented on on the Instagram. We still can. There's time. There's time. her next Instagram. Maybe, Noah, maybe toss a comment on there from chicks in the office just to like get in the mix. Yeah. Get in the mix somehow. Think of something witty. Do you want to like brainstorm right now?

You've watched Friends. No. I don't like Friends. What? Seinfeld. You don't, see, this is the thing that I... You don't have to pick them against... I just don't like it.

But I think you don't like it because you're one of those snobs. I'm not. Because I love Seinfeld and I actually think Seinfeld is funnier than Friends, but I also do love friends as well. Yeah. So I think it's... You got to appreciate it. Both for what they are.

You can't hit. You can't pit them against each other. Friends is, you know, it's a little corny. That's why it's good. Yeah, but it's, I like corny stuff and I like non-corny stuff. So I like Friends. Seinfeld is not corny in the slightest bit, like, not even a little bit, which I like. But it's a little mixture of both.

Noah, I think you're just shutting off friends because you are like, well, Seinfeld better. No, actually recently, like, in the last few weeks, I was just bored and, like, scrolling Netflix. And I, like, came across it. And I was like, let me see. Like, I put it on after 10 minutes. I wasn't taking attention. I turned it off. I don't know.

I just clicked a random one, but. No. Like a random one, like in the first season or later? I don't remember, but if it was the first season, I mean, that's tough. Well, you need to start somewhere so you understand what's going on in the show. Like, do you know anything about it? I know all the characters.

Like, I've seen like reruns on TV before. Yeah, but you don't just, it's still like just saying, oh, I'm going to watch like any show for, like, I'm just going to pop into one. I'm going to just pop into one trail. Like, you don't need to watch it in order. Wait, what did you say? That is not true. There are huge moments that you would not understand. Like, you need character background on so much of it.

I know the gist of everything. Like, what's his name? Sister. Oh, wow. It's really, really sounds like you know it. Like, you need to know the context of what's happening to. Courtney Potts is David Swimmer's sister. Correct.

And she's married to Matthew Perry. Yeah. But that doesn't. But that doesn't happen until, like, late in the show. They're not married the whole time. Like, at least four seasons where they're not married. So you're saying, like, all the, like, will, they won't they? There wasn't any will they, oh my God.

See, you don't even know because there wasn't. I just don't like the humor of it, really. What, damn. You don't think Joey Trujiani's funny? He's from Newton. I do think he's funny. I mean, if you don't think Joey is funny, I think he's like a funny guy. He has laugh out loud lines and friends.

I think he's a funny guy. in real life. In real life. Oh my God. Sometimes Noah just like, it's his birthday so I'm going to be nice. We are going to be nice, but he is a little bit of a like snob. Like art snob. Right.

Like I feel like if we were all art people, this would be like an art shaming moment. Like Kardashians art shaming. Yeah. Noah, I just, I'm confused still. I'm not, when people say they hate friends and they give it a legit reason. I don't know if I hate it, but I don't get it. I don't think I hate it, but it's just like I don't want to watch it.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, it's just one of those shows that's so universal. We universally love that you're kind of the outcast. Can't you just accept that like, I like Grace Anatomy, I like other shows that you like. I get it and I get that other people don't. I mean, this is, we're talking friends. We're talking friends. Like, it's, if you don't like friends.

If you don't like friends, I think that there are a lot, but. There's a lot of people that don't like friends, maybe more than people that do. Oh, shut up. Now, now you're just wrong. I mean, that's just a wrong statement because friends wouldn't be as popular as it is if people, more people hated it. You're right. You're right. Okay, thank you.

And I also, everybody's different. I like friends more than Seinfeld. I like, I like Seinfeld, but like if you put, if I'm going to bed and I had friends in Seiflein as my only two options, I'm watching Friends. Oh, I would bounce back and forth, which I do anyway. I do bounce back and forth. But like the laugh tracks just make me cringe for the most part, like in general. That's why I like it, like Kirby enthusiasm is like, I like that more than Seinfeld anyway. When there's a laugh track, I just feel so, it's just so weird to me.

I mean, that's like every old TV show though was. You just hate all sitcoms? Yeah, I mean. Noah. Wow. Just Noah just hates friendship and love and laughter. No, I hate when they're like trying to tell you. It's like Big Bang Theory, which I think is like a terrible show.

Oh, Big Bang Theory. Have you ever seen those clips where they take out the laugh track? It's the most uncomfortable thing you'll ever see. Yeah. Yeah, you could do that for any show and it would be weird, though. You think that you're supposed to laugh at that point. I don't think like, I don't think I'm totally controlled by the laugh track. Like, I don't think I laugh every time there's a laugh track.

I kind of ignore the laugh track. But like they have to act around that. Like when there's a laugh, there's like a big pause in the acting because you have to let that play. And then it's just kind of like a weird. Well, a lot of these old shows, they did it in front of live studio audiences, and there was real laughter. Like, it's not all manufactured. Sometimes they did a lot. But I'm just saying that, like, it kind of kills a vibe.

No, uh, listen. I love Seinfeld, though, and that has a laugh track. Which is why I'm ignoring your point about friends in the laugh track because you love Seinfeld. Right. So, like, the reason that, it's not the laugh track. No, no, no, but I don't think that Seinfeld needs a laugh track. Okay, but also maybe friends doesn't either. You know, this is a stupid argument.

If you want to find other reasons to not like friends, go for it. But the laugh track and then also the laugh track being in Seinfeld and you love Seinfeld, that doesn't add up. Give us different reasons. I told you. I just don't like the kind of. He doesn't like the humor. He thinks it's boring. I just don't like the show.

You don't like a million shows. True. No, not really. I just don't watch a million shows. Not that I don't like them. I just don't watch them. All right, Noah. Well, we'll just move on from you because whatever.

I understand that people, there's some people that don't love friends, but I will say that Hank was one of those people for a long time. Yeah. Like, fuck friends. And then I started watching it back from the beginning again, which I've done before. And then he started watching every episode and he was into it. And he was genuinely laughing. So sometimes you just got to take it from the back, restart, go from the beginning and just refresh your brain. Actually, not refresh it.

Delete everything from your brain. Yeah. Start new. And maybe you'll like it. Clean slate. Clean slate. Probably not, though. Probably not.

Let's give him, like, the funniest episodes to watch and see if that hits. Yeah, maybe tell me, like, which ones to watch. What? If you tell me which ones to watch, like, the best ones. I will give you a list of the funniest episodes to watch. Like, you have to watch at least two of them, okay? They're, like, 20 minutes. I'll give you two of those.

If you don't like them, then you are not going to like the show. Fair? Okay. I'm going to have to think about it after. I can't give it to you on the spot right now. No, no, I mean, there's so many. There's so many episodes. There's so many.

But there's some. Trying to pick the shop too. There are some that just really made your belly laugh. Like good cackle. So, all right. Noah, we'll get you those because you're going to have to rewatch them. Shout to Jennifer Aniston.

Aniston. Yeah. She's about to crush Instagram. Also, how- She's going to get like Thotty on Instagram? No shot. But I do think,

I was going to say, like, how cool do you think it is to be one of the 98 people that she followed? Right. Who's going to be the hundredth? Like, if you're a celebrity and you just woke up to Jennifer Annes. following you on Instagram on provoked.

It's just awesome. She followed comments by celebs. Oh. I know. That's so fucking cool. I mean, obviously, like literally every single person. Oh, she follows Sarah Foster and Aaron Foster, Wendy Cummings. They're friends.

Basically, every person she followed is a fellow celebrity. And a blue check mark. There's a few that are not, but a majority of them. A majority of them are. So what's the deal with her in Justin Throw? It seems like they're friends. I mean, he commented on her Instagram. She followed him.

If anybody can be friends with their exes is Jennifer Aniston. True. And it seems like they have maintained a friendship. Like, I feel like he... Except John Mayer. They have been in social settings together. I kind of love that the first people she followed. I really always forget that she dated John Mayer.

Oh, true. They were, like, very serious, I think. I forgot that, too. I just totally forget that all the time. If you see, like, if you scroll to the bottom, I think you could see, like, the first few people she started following. Do you think it goes in order? I think when you first start out, I'm not really sure, but I don't know. But if I had to guess, maybe.

I mean, they're really good ones. But I love that she followed Selena Gomez because Selena Gomez is one of the top fall, or is still the top. Yeah. She followed Michelle Obama right away. Kerry Washington. Oprah. She was in Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Leonardo DiCaprio is such a snooze fest on Instagram. He's just trying to save the planet. Yeah, no, I get it, but... Oh, no, I mean, Leo could have, like, a fire Instagram account. He could have a fire Instagram. His account, like, this... Leo's Instagram account is more like a... A foundation's account, you know?

It's more like a... Spreading awareness, which I guess that's a great thing for Leo to do on his platform. Hell yeah, it is. I mean, he's... But I need thirst traps from Leo. I'm not going to lie, I don't even... I don't even follow Leo. Mixing in thirst traps.

Do you follow Leo? I followed him and then I unfollowed him. Yeah, I don't... I don't think I've ever... That sounds rude, but... I don't think I've ever felt him. But I do like periodically go and look... Like when I see his name on things,

I'll look and scroll through what he's doing. And I know it sounds bad, but truthfully, I mean, it's... It's tough because you go through his Instagrams. You're just like, oh boy, we are... Our planet is going to shit. It's so sad, but I think that's what Leo is trying to do here. Like, hey, guys, I'm going to use this Instagram. I'm not going to post pictures of myself.

But I'm going to remind you all how much we're trashing the planet. Yeah, correct. So thanks, Leo, for spreading awareness. Yeah. She followed, like, Netflix and a couple of those accounts. Apple TV, obviously, because she has her new show coming out, some charities, because that's, you know, St. Jude and is a Vino. Maybe that's why- She's very loyal to her brand partnerships. Right. Did she follow Avino? Hell yeah. She did. Thank God. Thank God. She's the reason I started using a Vino products sometimes just because I'm like, oh, Jennifer Anderson is using it. I use the Avino Daily Moistriser

Daily Moistriser Every day Gotta get that SPF. That's the best Moistriser, I will say. The best moisturizer I've ever used is the Avino Moistiser. That's not like an ad for

Jennifer Aniston. It's a fact. I used to use the 15 one And then I went to The last time I went to the dermatologist And she was like, I can't recommend anything That's lower than SPF 30. It was like, oh shit, all right.

I guess I'll buy the SPF 30 one. Well, she was saying she can't recommend No, no. You could go buy less than, Of course, but I'm saying like, oh, if my dermatologist says that I should be wearing 30 or above, like I'll wear 30 and above. Oh, well, that's good. You listen to your doctors. Not everyone does that. No. I probably would only stick to 15, mainly because it's getting cold and I'm not going to be out and stuff that much. So I don't need that struggle with us. Skin damage is always scares me too, I feel like. Like I always see those before and after photos of people and their faces. And I'm like, oh, God, I don't just want to make sure I get my SPF.

Yeah. Moistrise everybody. drink water. That's what... You know who has great skin? Like Liz has great skin. And Liz always just swears by like always wearing SPF. And moisturizing.

Exactly. That's why everyone is always like, moisturize, moisturize, moisturize. Then I try moisturizers that don't work for me. But if you know, it does. Sounds like that was an ad. Once again, it's not. All right, everyone, the news is confirmed. Alexis Red and no Centeneno have to be dating.

Yeah. They just have to be. Okay. So we've been speculating about this for a while. I will say, you know, not to, to toot our own horns here, but a few weeks ago we were talking about this on radio and then a day later, E-News posts an article about them. So it ended up not even going in the podcast because the segment was outdated. But we have been on this for a while. Yes. And we feel almost

like somebody from E was listening into our Chicks in the Office radio show and then decided to write an article on it because it was very weird timing how we talked about it. Yeah. And then all of sudden there was an article. A huge part of the conversation was how is nobody talking about this? We were like, nobody has written any articles. Where are the articles? And then boom, an article was written. Exactly. And there's really been like, there was one YouTube video that really just like was putting all the puzzle pieces together since the beginning of summer of all the times that they've been in the same places together or at the airport or taking pictures with fans at the same time. And then Tuesday night really sealed the deal. Alexis posted on her story a table with two coffee cups,

but no other person. And she wrote, where's my baby? And then Noah Centineo posted on his story, a selfie with I'm right here holding the other coffee cup. Yeah. So this confirms it. Noah Santoneo had a shaved head in the picture. So instead of people, instead of people focusing on the fact that he was responding to Alexis runs. story. Everyone was like, oh my God, Noah Centenoos shaved his head. Guys, oh my God, he's dating Alexis Wren. That's where we need to focus on. To me, it's like they're both hot as fuck. They're also both cheesy as fuck. If you read Noah Centeno's Twitter and you read Alexis Wren's Twitter, she's just the girl version of Noah Centennial and vice versa. That's made in Twitter happen for sure.

Exactly. They're both corny as hell. But they're also, like I said, super hot, beautiful people. it doesn't shock me that they're dating. I actually feel like they're a good fit for each other. I think that Alexis Ren and Noah Centenoo, they make sense. If you read their social media, listen, we don't know them. We don't know much about them. They're not like actor. I mean, no, Centeno is an actor.

But Alexis Wren, we don't see much of her besides her pictures and what she tweets out. She used to make some YouTube videos, not really much to see her personality. And no, Centeno, he's an actor, so we see him in movies. Dance With the Stars. Oh, she was on Dance With the Stars. she was. But so we don't know them that their personalities that well, but from what I see on social media, I think that they're a good pair. Some, some say that Alexis Wren is too hot for Noah Centoneo. I think Alexis Ren is the perfect amount of hotness for Noah Centeno. Yeah. Like, I think they make

sense together. Totally. And like, you always joke, I feel like girls, like Alexis Ren has dated some very hot guys. And Noah Centeno is very hot, but he's not like, the Instagram shirtless like Jay Alvarez situation you know what I'm saying He's not an Instagram model Yeah like exactly

And I feel like That's who everybody's used To seeing Alexis Renwith So this is kind of I don't want to say normal guy Because I mean it's still Noah Centeno But I like it And clearly I feel like they

Really are trying to build their relationship Because they don't like They don't talk about each other They don't post each other They don't follow each other They don't follow each other Which is bizarre.

But can you imagine? They just don't want anybody knowing. They don't want people knowing. Then they do shit like this. They kind of do want people knowing because they do shit like that. And do you ever just think to yourself what their conversations are like? It's probably. No.

You're so hot. Oh my gosh. Oh my God. You are as hot as the fire in my heart. Like those are the things that Noah Centeno says. Like he and they're just going back and forth saying that all day long. And you know, good for them. Maybe one day they'll follow.

of each other. That's how I think like all hot couples just sit and talk to each other. No, I'm not saying just from a hotness standpoint. I'm standing from a tweet standpoint. From a straight cornyness factor. Like we cannot forget what Noah Centeno's Twitter looks like. We can't forget that fact. I'm really looking at this picture, the selfie that Noah posted. He has great nail beds.

Like look at his hands. He has phenomenal fingernails. You rarely see men with fingernails like this. a pet peeve of mind for guys when their, when their fingerna fingernails are dirty. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're getting a disease like that. I took my, um, I took my boyfriend to get, like, he's gotten pedicures before, but he never got a manicure. And I want to say like a few months back, I was like, just try it. Like, just get a manicure. See what you think. And I mean, he loved it. He was just like, my hands look amazing. It's like, yeah. It's a little self-love.

All men should be taken care of. their hands and feet. Pedicure. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look how nice Noah's nails look in this. I'm shocked. I'm not shocked because it's Noah Centeno.

Yeah, that's true. Although, and he did buzz his hair, which is what everybody's freaking out about. But, I mean, I think he looks kind of cute. You know what he tweeted one time? What? I don't know a lot, but what I do know is my baby sends me better music than your baby. Ooh, when did he tweet that? September 17th.

Last month? Yeah. I mean, Alexis Wren is sending him fire music. Fire music. And you know what? He strikes me as the type to only call her baby. He never calls her Alexis or Lex or anything. He might have like a really bad, like pet name.

Oh, like poochy. Yeah. Something like that. Cupcake. He's probably like Justin Bieber where he talks in that baby voice. Oh, I'm cringing. Oh. Oh, baby.

You digged my Lamborghini. You're so cute. You're so cute. What was it? Haley and Justin, the Ferrari? Was it a Ferrari or the Lamborghini? That's your Lambo. Oh, I'm so sorry.

But you look so cute, your little pigtails. Yeah, that's definitely how Noah and Alexis talk. Except he's like, oh, you look so cute in your bra. And also, like, they're clearly the couple. I don't want to get into it, but they're, like, we talked about this the first time we talked about Alexis and Noah on radio and go watch this. If you Google, like, Alexis Ren and Noah Centeno dating on YouTube, like this video will come up.

I think like gossip girl or something is the creed. I forget the exact name, but I think it was Gossip Girl. Hopefully the video is still up. Yeah, it was Gossip Girl something. But they're also like the kind of couple who has their girlfriend or boyfriend's like baby picture as their phone background. Yeah, they do. Like that's in the YouTube video. They're like, there's a picture of Alexis Ryan as a baby that you can see she's holding it in her hand.

And then there was a screenshot of Noah, like somebody took a screenshot of Noah's story when Noah was showing off a song he was playing. but you could see his lock screen in the background and it was said baby picture of Alexis. Couples like that always kind of weird me out. I don't know why. Yeah, I would never have my boyfriend's baby picture. My boyfriend was when he was little. Right? Like that's creepy.

I don't know. Yeah, I don't like it. It's creepy to me. I maybe could. Yeah, I don't really like it either. Unless it's like a super funny picture, like maybe like I don't, I'm trying to think of like they're doing something funny as a baby. But what's the point if you can have like a hot picture of Alexis Run as your background?

Right, right, right, right. Picture of Alexis Run as your background. Yeah, when you pose the question like that, it seems like a no-brainer. No-brainer for me. Yeah. Well, I don't know. You know what? They're weird.

They're hot. Yeah. It is what it is what it is. I'm just trying to think of what he probably calls Alexis and it's like probably Lexi baby. Golden Bear photo. I don't even, I'm trying to think of like. I think it's just a pouty, baby, golden baby.

Like loving bathing. suit lady. You think she, you think he calls, that was maybe the worst nickname I've ever heard. Bathing suit lady. I was just coming up with buzzwords

that remind me of Alexis Redd. Oh, you're my cute bathing suit lady. I'm truly just thinking like bikini. Like I'm just thinking of like buzzwords that I think of when I think of Alexis Redd That's like curious George, like the guy in the yellow hat like Yeah. They're laying in bed and he's stroking

Alexis's hair and he's like, oh. My little bikini baby. I mean maybe. Pekini baby, yes. Bikini bathing suit lady. Yeah, no, no. Baving suit. I should have said bikini to begin.

I should have said bikini to begin with. I think we just ended there. Oh, my little baby suit baby. Now I can't even remember it. I think they're going strong. It seems like they're going strong. And you know what? It may be because that nobody knows.

But now you all know, so ha ha, Alexis and Noah. I think you really got to keep an eye on both of their Instagram stories now because they drop little hints like this. Blyster eggs. And this one, I think, is the most obvious one they've done. Just a clear question and answer. Clear as day. Yeah.

Same coffee cup and everything. I should make it into a TikTok. Yeah. Or like flashed back on. You're always coming. Just your brain is working. My brain works for TikTok. Yeah.

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Okay, so I want to say that I support Miley Cyrus and whatever she does because I love Miley Cyrus and she's a queen and you guys know how much we love her. She can do no wrong in my eyes. And but I feel like we've really been promoting. I really want her to like go out and date a bunch of people and live her best life. I feel like she's getting into a serious relationship with Cody Simpson.

Yes. And it's worrying me because number one, the way she is acting. No offense is not normal. Like, I don't, I don't want to start accusing people of anything right now. Yeah, yeah. But I would not be true to myself and to the listeners if I didn't actually say what I think about these things. And I just sat here and I was like, oh, yeah, they're nice.

I have to say what's on my mind. Yeah. I am worried about Miley Cyrus because this, and listen, Miley Cyrus is a very eccentric human being. So, of course, she's different than you, me, anybody else. Everybody's different. But the way she's acting is crazy. Like you don't jump from you, yes, you can go hook up with whoever you want, go do your thing. Of course, get out there.

But jumping from serious relationship to serious relationship to serious relationship is not healthy. In my opinion of what she's doing right now. I think she really is like just going head first into this. And the way I see it or the way I look at it, I guess, is maybe like a coping mechanism, you know. Like just don't have to think about anything else When you just can throw yourself into a brand new relationship With a super hot, 22 year old or however the heck oldie is And they're just like

And she's blocking out everything else Right, but I feel like it's also That's a very easy way to get hurt Like in the end, Miley Cyrus is going to end up being unhappy If she just, if this is a coping mechanism And she's not truly moved on And this is just a way of her to move on She's going to end up being more sad in the end

because she's suppressing all these feelings. I don't know if that's what she's doing at all. She could just be really, really in love with Cody and wants to be in a relationship with him. Because I bet Cody Simpson's big time following love with her. I mean, yeah, I mean, if anybody dates Milo Cyrus for five days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Milo Cyrus.

But I just, I think it's crazy what's happening, although I support it because they're both, you know, they're just living their lives, they're getting tattoos, they're living it up on Instagram. I just am confused. I don't know how. one could jump from serious relationship to then like married yeah then new girlfriend then new boyfriend really fast everything's going so fast yeah I was really worried when I first saw the

tattoo thing because I my first thought was oh god they got matching tattoos and that I feel like would would be a sign for for worry that's what people do when they're on drugs and they're dating somebody for five days and they go get matching tattoos yeah you're fucked up So they did get tattoos, I think together, but hers is a different tattoo from what, from what Cody got. But I don't, I, it is, it's crazy. And like you said, Miley, I don't know,

I get so confused because I'm like, I feel like this is just Miley. And she, what, everything on her social media has been, obviously she's been sick recently. But before that, she's like, always doing yoga. Cody Simpson's talking to the press about how they're like not really, down for partying right now and like that's why they work so well because they are like same they've got the same mindset on life but but look she's jumping at first we didn't even mention

the fact that she did comment on this photo saying need oxygen can't breathe I stand forever ship ship and then she also commented a bunch of ship emojis right like she's already throwing out forever yeah you know she's throwing forever out there already you've been dating this guy for literally two weeks and maybe you know they've been friends for a while. You know him and you are really in love with him right now. But just be careful, Miley. And be careful, Cody Simpson, because you're going to get your heart broken. Yeah. I keep zooming in on her hand down her pants. Let's be honest. Boxers are real low. Let's be honest. Miley Cyrus, is she going to settle down with Cody Simpson? No. No. I'm going to remember this clip when they

get married. Yeah. I mean, get married and then get divorced. Like, come on. I agree. I mean, I would think that... Let's not be as naive as we act. Come on. I would think that after having a marriage lasts for like nine months that maybe she wouldn't want to rapidly get married again. But she's also a celebrity and celebrities to get married like pop in a tic-tac stuff. Yeah, multiple times. They get divorced multiple times. It's no big deal to them. So they could get married. And she's a rock. Like she is a rock star. Yeah. Like she, my sister is a rock star lifestyle. Like my sister is a rock star. Like my sister is a rock star. and rock stars marry tons of people.

Rock stars marry tons of people. Fax, Fran. That's what rock stars do. I wish I was a fucking rock star. Not that I want to marry a rock star. Marry a bunch of people, but I would love to be Miley Cyrus. Be a rock star.

So right now, she's dating Cody. It's burning bright. Hands deep. I'm not going to hate on it. I'm just saying it's worrisome a little bit. Yeah. I agree. I would love to just see her out

with different people each week. I think that would be fantastic. But we don't own her life. so she can do whatever she wants. Exactly. Exactly. She was just going to keep kissing Cody Simpson and getting tattoos. And you know what?

And shipping it. She's shipping it. Kissing Cody Simpson is not bad. No. Disney Plus tweeted out basically like every single movie TV show that's going to be on their platform once it comes out November 12th. I bought it. I bought it already.

So did I. I just said I was like, you know what? I'm going to do it eventually. I might as well just do it today. Put my credit card info in $699 a month. Not bad. Yeah, I did the same exact thing. They sent me like a code to get into this like founder circle thing online after signing up.

Oh my God. You got the code? I didn't get the code sent me. I mean, I'm waiting for the. They said they're going to send it. And I'm just have the, have the page opened up waiting to get into the founder circle, but I don't have the code. But I'm assuming it's coming at some point. Yeah, I, I googled it.

And apparently like there was some other, I don't know. You don't think the code's ever coming? No, I don't think so. I've been under this whole, this whole time that the code is coming. No, I think that. I think like you had to be in the founder circle before signing up for... I thought it was because we signed up early. I saw that too, but apparently there was people if you were at the D23 Expo or like

if you already, if you were already like a Disney member or something, then you're in the founder circle. Then you get a code when you sign up for Disney Plus and you get like $23 off the year subscription, but you have to sign it for three years. I was on some mommy blog. Trying to figure out where the code was. Yeah, because I googled it. I figured it would just like comment something.

Yeah, I googled it and I found a mommy blog who like obviously has kids who love Disney and that's, and she was like in on like everything Disney. Like a member for like all Disney things and Disney events. And she broke it down. I was like, I don't think I'm getting this code. Well, I want to say that I have the Disney app and it's free because I could log in with my cable provider. Yeah.

But they have all of this shit on there. I have a feeling that's going to. disappear once Disney Plus comes out. That's what I'm thinking because I'm looking at what they said that's going to be on there and then I'm thinking about what's on Disney the app. Right. They like have they have everything. So I was like Cody that's a Raven can pop like all of that shit is also on the Disney app. I think everything's getting wiped because it's the same thing like with Netflix. This Disney stuff that was all on Netflix. Sianar it's all leaving once Disney like it's all going to be gone. I'm going to be like an exclusive Disney streamer. Although it is still

Disney so I don't know but maybe they're they might also like just be eliminating the Disney app and you're going to have to like upgrade to the Disney Plus app you know what I'm saying like they're going to be like this app is done you have to get Disney Plus now they're going to trick the people to get Disney Plus uh huh exactly although I'm pumped like they have it's going to be a ton of great stuff a lot of new stuff they're going to have obviously all the old Disney movies all the Disney like decomm originals it looks like are going to be on there there's so many D-Com's on the Disney app. That's why I'm confused what this app is going to be. Yeah.

It's taking it all from there. I think the apps, I don't think you're going to be able to watch it on the Disney, normal Disney app anymore. That's fine because I already paid for this one. Yeah, exactly. Whatever. And we'll have like all of Lizzie McGuire and Jonas, which I have watched in a very long time. I'm sure the Jonas brothers are not happy with Jonas Bids up by Disney Plus.

Like their least favorite thing they've ever done. Like their worst nightmare. When we were doing the trivia and I was asking for questions, the two girls that I was talking about my neighbors, their mom threw a question about Jonas and both of them answered like, no, do not bring up Jonas. They will get so mad. It'll leave a stale taste in their mouths. Right, because during the documentary, when they talked about Jonas, it was, mom, ma-ma. Yeah, they were like, that was a really low point in our careers. They seem really sad about Jonas. Which sucks because I love, I love Joan. I mean, I love Jonas because I love them.

looking back, boy, was the show bad. But, like, I loved watching it. And they actually had some pretty decent songs come out of Jonas that I, like, when they come on. Like, sometimes I'll listen to Jonas Brothers and just put it on shuffle. And a Jonas song would come on and be like, damn, this was a great one. Do you remember the show as the bell rings? That would be the show leading into other shows. Yeah, wasn't Demi Lovato and As the Bell Rings?

And what's his face? from 17 again. Sterling Knight. Yes. And Sunny with the chance. Yeah. It was Demi Lovato, right? Yeah, it was Demo Lovato.

I don't know why. I don't know why that. I got popped in my head, but it just reminded me of Jonas. It was only like five seconds, right? It was like short. It was five minutes long. It was a five minute long TV show. And it only took place in this one part of the hallway.

Oh, yeah. But. Oh, no. It was not. It was not. not Shirley Knight. I'm thinking of this guy. What the heck is his name? I'll find it. Tony Oller. Tony Oller. Wonder what Tony Oller is doing right now. I don't know, but I wonder if we'll get this series on there, you know? Like, throw everything on there, even this stuff that nobody really cared

about, but still watch as the bell rings. Sunny with a chance. I think Sunny with a chance was on there, although, who knows? Hmm, Tony Oller. I wonder if he's been doing anything else. Oh, no, he has. Good for him. Yeah. He's been in a couple TV shows. What's MKTO? I don't know. Looks like he's done some very,

some small acting parts in TV shows and TV shorts. Oh, that's his band, his pop duo. MKTO. Oh my God. Tony Oller is MKTO? You just said you didn't know what MKTO is. No, I know, I know, but I was thinking MKTO is. MKTO was a television show.

I remember they have that song Classic. Come on. You know the one I'm talking about. Noah, can you play it? Classic by MKTO. Yeah, that's the first thing that popped up. Yeah, yeah. In 2003? This is like, this is their song. Like, this was the one

that I think propelled them into stardom. Yeah, I know the song. Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, it's all right. Okay. Wow. That's, that makes sense. Because when I Googled Tony Oller and I was looking at pictures of him now, I was like, he looks very familiar and I don't know why,

but it's definitely because of MKTO. Okay, well, Malcolm Kelly. I'm really glad we got to the bottom of that. Now, do we know what Sterling Knight is up to? No, but I feel like Sterling. What Tony Aller's doing? What is Sterling Knight up to? What bad Sterling Knight? Lemonade Mouse?

No, it was. The famous one? Yeah, I loved that one. It was, uh, I forgot the name of it because the girl was like, he was famous and then the girl was normal. That was truly one of my favorite ones. Starstruck. Starstruck.

That was a good one. Fran, that was real. Starstruck was past my time. So that must have been way past your time. It was. It sure was. But I love a good movie, a good bad. I love a good movie.

Like a good bad movie. You know? Yeah, Starstruck. Starstruck? I mean, Starstruck is a good bad movie. Teen Beach. Teen Beach movie I watched. Teen Beach movie is good.

The time traveling movie. Remember that? With one? On Disney. With Nicholas Braun. Yeah, yeah, Minutemen. Minutemen. Minutemen.

Nicholas Braun was in Minutemen. I love that movie. Yeah, Minuteman's going to be on Disney Plus. Wow. Those were good. Those were good. What were your favorite Disney Channel movies? No, I feel like we never ask you those questions, but me and friend always talk about ours.

I can't even think of like Disney Channel movies. Like DeComs. Minut Men was a great one. Yeah. I can't think of any others. What about Smart House? No, I never really watched it. Really?

Stuck in the suburbs. One of my favorites. Oh my God. Is that going to be on there? Look at the Irish. Yeah, I think they're all on there. I love stuck in the suburbs. Damn.

What was the one with a read it and weep? Yeah, I don't know. I got to go back and look because there was a lot that I was like, oh shit. I would think they would all be on there, but there were some that I feel like we're not. And now that I'm looking at Nicholas Bronze, I am doing. I'm so happy that I remembered his name was Nicholas Braun while I was talking to him because I was like, oh, we always say like Nicholas Braun and Eric Andre are two day one followers. And as I said Nicholas Braun, I was like, wait, that's his name right in my head.

Because he was like, I think he was looking at me like, wow, you know my name. And I was looking at myself like, did I just say his name correctly? Yeah. Yeah, thank God. Thank God. That would have been so. Oh my God, I'm a big fan. Your name is just totally butchered his name.

I've been talking about him for so long. So weird. Another manifesting, one might say. All the high school musicals will be on here. Cheetah girls? Yes. Rattitoui. I love Rattitoui.

All the Pirates of the Caribbean. Jump in. Oh. Return all the Halloween towns. Jump out. Cheetah Girls too. Oh, read it and weep. Here it is.

Yes. Yes. Yep. I mean, it really goes on. And there's, and then you get to like the movies from this 70s, 60s, like the Disney movies. And you're like, holy shit, what the hell are these? I know. I feel like I got to go back and watch them all.

And what are they about? I think it'll be pretty funny to watch. Right. Like was Disney Channel. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. It was just like Disney.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just like Disney made it. Like it's like Escape to Witch Mountain, you know, like the movie that, uh, Kim Richards was in that she always talks about. Yeah. when she was so young. When she was like seven.

She was like, oh, this is my acting days. She's probably so pumped. That's going to be on Disney. Right. It gives a little boost to her fame again. Everybody starts downloading that movie once again. Twitches. Twitches.

I'm sad because we're going to miss like, I mean, obviously free form has the, you know, 31 nights of Halloween and everything that they do. But this doesn't come out until November 12, so it's going to be past Halloween. Because there's a lot of pretty, like, there's a lot of good Halloween stuff on here. Obviously, like I just said, all the Halloween towns. It kind of sucks that it's going to be November 12th, because if I feel like if they put it out, like, releasing October 30th, and then bam, everybody will start streaming the Halloween movies.

Princess Diaries, Cadet Kelly, all those ones. Oh, Pixel Perfect. You remember that one? Pixel Perfect was a great one. They, like, make her to look like the model. Stuck in the suburbs is on here, fill the future, Xen on. Oh, Eddie's million dollar cookoff. Tell me that's on there.

It's definitely on here. I think I've passed the time. That's one of my favorites. Confessions of a Teenie Dramma Queen, Lion King One and a Half. I love Lion King One and a Half. Lion King One Half. Have you never seen Lion King One and a Half? It's just about Timoan and Pumba. It's a great one. Lion King One Half. Lion was a Mariano family favorite. Like we would have it to play on the, like we had the minivan with the TV in it. Oh, you had a minivan going on? And we would play that. We would play that in the minivan all the time. Did you have a minivan? Drive into Martha's Vineyard.

You guys both had minivans? We would drive We have the same family We all have the same family We would drive to Martha's Vineyard every summer With like It's like a long ass drive Five plus hours

Sometimes I drove to Florida a few times 20 hours And I like have a very similar Well you guys are both We're like from the same area I don't want to say it but You know Rich people from the same area

So yeah You're just saying that But you guys No I'm not just saying that But you guys also had minivans So Chrysler minivan I don't think it was a

silver. I cut the seat belt of it when I was like seven. It's like I have a weird memory of that. I got in so much trouble. That's weird. It was like one of the first, you know when you break the rules for like the first time and you like really remember what it was? For some reason, that's what I did. And I really remember my parents being like, why the heck did you do this? And I just was like, I don't know. Did they punish you at all? I think so. I don't remember what exactly my punishment was. But I definitely, like I feel like I'm traumatized enough from the event that I still remember it that there was definitely a punishment. If you don't remember the punishment, Fran. Cut it like to the point where it was just hanging on by a thread and they just like never,

it was like that for the rest of the time we had the mini fans. They should have punished you hard. I drew on my car once on the inside when I was in kindergarten. I remember it too. I got in a lot of trouble. It was the father-daughter dance that night. And my parents locked me in my room the entire night with nothing. And they told me I couldn't go to the father-daughter dance.

So that was a punishment that sticks with me. How old were you that you had a father-daughter dance? Kindergarten. Oh. Wow. That's cute. That's a cute thing. We always had father-daughter dances.

I never had that. Up until like fourth grade, I think. No. I've never been to one father-daughter dance. What? Yeah. Oh my God. That's so sad.

We didn't have them in our town. Really? Well, once again, we went to different schools. The thing is, once we got to a certain age, I was like, Dad, we don't have to do the father-donner dancing. He was like, no, fuck that. But like, all the other girls in my grade would do it. Yeah.

And I would feel kind of left out. But at the same time, I was like, now, me and my dad are. are cool, we don't got to go to the father-daughter dance. Like, you know what I mean? Father-daughter dance was for dads who, you know, they don't sometimes. Spend enough time with their kids. My dad spent enough time with me. Right, right, right.

Like, for sure. Yeah. So we were good on that. Yeah. I'm still scrolling some of these. Like, it's really a long-ass thread of all these Disney Plus can confirm Eddie, Eddie's million dollar cookoff is on here. I just passed it.

Thank God. That's the only reason I bought it. Even Stevens movie? Lizzie McGuire movie. Is even, like, the show going to be on it? God. Those holes a. Right on track.

Do you remember this movie right on track with Reeves. Was a Disney Johnno movie, right? It was a Disney movie. Because I remember it premiered in theaters. It might be on here. It did. No, it totally came out in theaters for sure. I watched it like a hundred times.

Yeah. I actually like didn't love holes. I really didn't either. And Hank gets mad at me every time. People always talk about how fantastic holes was. But I really think I've only seen a few times because it scared me a little bit. Holes scared you? Like when I watched it for the first time.

It scared me too, but I liked it. There was one scary part, and I can't put my finger on it, but I know you guys were I'm talking about. I mean, there was a pretty freaky stuff. No, but the commercial that they used to play for the, like when Holes was coming on TV. The witch lady. Yes. They would play part of her, and it would be really scary for the commercial, I remember now.

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We love, we, we obviously, we love the show. We love you. We have loved watching you on the show. I was born on Paradise, though. Yeah, but that wasn't really, like, I feel like that wasn't really your fault. Fair. Yeah, like, it feel like sometimes Paradise, when I watch it, I always think that the most normal contestants get the least amount of airtime.

I can agree with that. Yeah, like, that's normally how I see it. Like, we joked with Dylan that, like, we joked with Dylan that, like, Once Dylan and Hannah really formed their couple, they disappeared off the TV screen. They were gone. It's Hannah and Dylan. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It is Mr. Dylan Godwin. Exactly, exactly. Exactly. But yeah, you take it as a compliment because at least, you know, you're normal. Right. Facts, facts, facts.

But how has it been since the show has ended? How has it been since the show's ended? How are you feeling? I'm feeling great. Yeah? I'm amazing. I'm just too happy right now. I'm here with the YouTube beautiful ladies.

Oh, my God. Thank you very much. That's going to be something. Mike's hollering or somebody else. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Can we go on a date? Yeah, yeah. All right, put that out there.

I mean, it's good for us. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're going to say it's good for us. We'll get clicks. Right. No, life is good. Life is straight. Yeah.

I'm good. I don't got a W-2 no more, so we're blessed. Love that. How do you like being, how long are you in New York? Do you come to New York often? I do come to New York often. I'm like trying to, you know, whoop Tyler in, like, a bench press competition.

Okay. Yeah. And you guys always talk shit on Twitter about basketball. He thinks he can beat all of you guys. That's false. That's fake news. I feel like you guys really do need to play because the argument's been going on for so long. Well, now Clay been talking noise too.

Clay was saying that him, Colton, and Blake need to be versus me, Mr. Godwin, and Tyler. Okay. They're going to get the ass whoop too. Oh, my. I would actually really put money on you, Tyler and Mr. Godwin for sure. We're going to do it. Like we're going to have three on three. Let's do it next, fellas.

Let's do it like next spring break maybe. So it'll be hot and fun outside. Yeah. And then we could do it outside like a Rucker Park or something. Yeah. You know, all the money raised for charity. Let's do it. What's good?

Seriously, I was going to say like if you sell some tickets, people would buy it and go to a good cause. That would be awesome. Yeah, it would. We'll host if you need. Yeah. She's like, we got it. We'll host. Let's do.

No, we'll record everything. We'll put on a host. I mean, we'll do the podcast live from the event. She's like, you know, we don't get that above. I do great basketball play-by-play. I would be a great color commentator. I don't, but that's fine. So when I throw a oop to Tyler, he dunks over Colton,

you're going to be the best commentator ever? Oh, yeah. I'd be like Gus Johnson out there screaming. It would be amazing. Yeah, that would be very interesting to watch. I would just sit there. I would say a word. She's like, what my water stock do this,

cuff flip? Yeah, I'm just going to do this on the side the whole time. What about Tyler saying he's like LeBron? How did you feel about that? Laflop? Yeah. Yes. Oh, man.

Definitely so. Clay was saying that Ty can't even tie as in Tyler. Clay was saying that Tyler, he's decent, but he's not like as good as he talks. And I've never seen Tyler play basketball, but I just know he ain't Mike Johnson. Right. Very fair. Very fair. I love the confidence.

So what's been going on now? What are you working on? Because obviously we were really upset about this. You're not The Bachelor. Y'all wanted Peter to be a Bachelor. Come on. No, Mike. You can go back and watch the tapes because we were, we have the receipts.

We were rooting for nobody but Mike to be the Bachelor. I love Peter. He's just like a little too vanilla for our taste. Well, you do have on brown. You nails are brown. Yeah, yeah. He's just like, he's cute, but he's just. Yeah, he just like doesn't do it for us.

I think he's going to have, I think you have a great. season. I don't know if you've met Ben Higgins. I have. Ben is... Yeah. Like, we love Ben and Ben's awesome, but I feel like Peter and Ben are very similar in that they're just like, they're good guys. They're good guys. They're going to treat all the girls well. Would I not? No, of course you would. I'm going to be a little rough around the edges. We need a little drama. We need some drama. It's like a little boring. It's a little boring.

But look, the homie Peter isn't boring. He's going to have amazing dates. And I think that's why he chose him because he's a pilot, right? They can have some really awesome dates and he does dance he likes to dance he can't swore that ass like me right he's like a little more calm on the dance floor possibly possibly once again not what we need i just yeah i mean i'm excited to see what went down with him splitting his face open i guess he really i guess he really hurt himself that's crazy i mean i just saw what everyone else saw yeah was at like a golf resort or something like that and just had two cups and fell i don't know yeah that's i mean i mean i mean i know People were saying that that wouldn't happen to Mike.

No. I am a tequila connoisseur, I'm just saying. Ooh, tequila connoisseur. What's your favorite? Classic Azula. Don Julio. Okay. Don Julio?

Yeah. You know, a little too classy for us. I mean, we can go like some, well, what's 1800? We got the military special. So I was using the military, right? This is what you do not do. Do not buy a bottle of liquor that comes in a plastic bottle. Oh, just don't do it.

No. Just don't do it. So, I mean, I got all. levels of degrees where you want to go i can meet you in the middle somewhere i like is it weird of me just like patron silver is that like a little too basic of me i mean like if you're a real tequila person you don't we don't we don't do we don't do we don't do patron okay so i have to like but you don't got to move up you can just move lateral move to a different direction yeah you can get some eighteen hundred are you like uh do you like the silver do you like the like the repisados

and like the darker colors yeah i was really feeling that she was like every time i say it i I feel like, well, because they, like, try and say rapistado, like, playing like that. It's boring. Yeah, like, it sounds so boring. Like, you got to add a little, you got to add a little flair to it. Can you roll your tongue? Reposito. There you go.

I don't know why. I don't know where that came from. Where that came from. I liked it. But I liked it. It felt good. Maybe we should do that too warm up the podcast. Got really, really high.

You reach like. So we have a whistling competition today. See, exactly, but I think I could do that instead. Yeah, I'm participating in the competition. Okay, ready? Do hips, don't lie. You're that good? All right, that's all I got.

That's my song I'm practicing. We're doing American Idol of whistling, and I've been practicing all day. I wish the homie can was here. He would like freestyle today. Yeah. Let's talk about Cam because. Is he a homie? Yeah.

I have loved. I have love. He said what? He told us to ask. We can cut this. Dylan likes to stir the pot a little bit. I've learned that hanging out with him. Yes, he does.

It was so funny when he was here too kind of left and you guys all work with Lori, who's awesome. We love PR Lori. Put her on the spot shot up. But she's funny because when Dylan was here, he would start to say stuff and she'd be like, shut up. Like you can't talk about that. Lori has never been with me.

any interview that I've done. Wow. I mean, she must really trust you. I'm actually not surprised. She has all the trust in you then. I don't know. I just be going off the top of my dog. I've messed up, you know, and I'll correct myself and people are going to slander me.

Oh, I think you've done a great job. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Yeah. I would high five you, but I'm too far, so we could reach over here. Oh, my gosh. A huge hand. Holy shit.

I feel like it just ate my hand right there. Next topic. Let's talk. about because obviously we're talking about you going to these interviews lorry's not there you're just speaking coming to the top of your head um and obviously everybody talks to you about your whatever happened with demi demi lavato and now kiki palmer sir you just asked out kiki palmer on national tv can we like in however you guys do it can we play like the audio back on what i did of course because what had happened was when somebody started off a story like that yeah but anyway what i happened was she was asking me questions

about Demi, I really, I've messed up in the past by speaking public about my personal things. Yeah. And so I vow not to do that again. And so she was asking me questions and she had asked me a second question. I really didn't want to speak on it. And so I did what most people would do in the situation that are good at doing interviews. They flip it. Yeah.

And so I was like, you know, I don't want to talk about that. I messed up in the past, but what if I asked you publicly on a date? Or what if I asked you on a date? I didn't say the word publicly. I said, what if I asked you on a date? I thought I was being cute and funny and innocent. because I flipped it. Yeah.

But then the internet was like, I got like the most unfollows ever one day yesterday because like, they're like, I thought you were in love with Demi. And somebody said, I am the complete epitome of trash. And then somebody else said,

oh, that was cute and funny. And then someone said, hey, I like how you flipped it. Yeah. Because like if I don't want to talk about something, I'm starting to learn. Yeah. If I don't want to talk about something

and you guys ask because that's your job, I don't want to be mundane in the ass. I'm like, I'm not going to say, I'm not going to respond. Because then the interview is boring as hell, right? Yeah. And people have said, I'm super boring.

And so then it's like, well, I'm going to play with it. Let me just flip it on you, right? Yeah. I could have did with Sarah, but she's married. I'm not going to be disrespectful. Right. Very fair. So I'm like, damn, what you want from me?

You feel? So at this point in time, the homie's telling me, I just don't care. I'm complete trash in your eyes. Cool. Or I'm a great guy in someone else's eyes. My mama loving my sister, loving my grandma, I love me. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Love that. Mike drop. I mean, look, we watch it and we just assumed like, you know, it's funny because it was a joke. It was a joke. But then that stuff, it always gets taken so seriously. It's taken out of context. Yeah. But also, she, I definitely find her attractive.

And I think that she has a wonderful personality and she exudes excellence. But at the same time, people have to realize that I have made a mistake. And I said publicly that I won't, I will try not to make that mistake again. So therefore, I simply flipped it. It's like the 13th grade. Right, right. People literally have said, oh, my God, you're supposed to be in love with this individual. It's like, y'all know that I went on one day with this individual.

How to hell am I supposed to be in love with this individual? I'm not Luke P. Yeah. I told y'all before. In the history of man, 20 minutes, no, bro. Come on. Yeah, exactly. It just doesn't make sense, realistically.

Like, in the real world, you go on a one date with somebody. You're not in love with them just because you're being followed by all this people. It doesn't mean that you're dating this person right away. The funny thing, back home in San Antonio, don't nobody follow me. I'm a regular person. Like, I read. He'll tell you, I got three books in my backpack right now. I'm an avid reader, right?

I'm just to be chilling. Yeah. And decorating my place right now. What's on your nightstand right now, Mike? It's a book called All About Love by Bell Hooks. Okay. Yeah. What's it about?

All about love. All about love. Nailed it. So is it like teaching you about love? This chapter that I'm reading right now, rereading right now, shall I say it's about, you know, when we grow up as children, or that's the most ass backwards thing ever. When we grow up, but we start off as children,

the love that we receive, she's talking about getting disciplined and the way that we discipline as parents may have a profound effect on us when we become adults, right? And so if you get whooped and get his spankings or whatever, love doesn't have cruelty in it, right?

And so I think a lot of people when you become adults, we are in abusive relationships at times and we think that that person still loves it because they give us affection. But affection is different than love and I can go too deep in life. Yeah, yeah.

It is deep, but I mean, it's a great reason. Yeah, you could probably put out voice recordings of you reading the book to people. Yo, what's up, baby? How you doing? Yeah, yeah.

There you go. Let's do it. I mean, that's like... That would be a nice audio book. I could fall asleep to that. Yeah. Right? Totally.

I mean, well, that's great. So look, now moving forward, are you're going to be a little bit more hush, hush on the love life? You know, the funny thing is, that's when I actually met Ben Higgins at I Heart Media Music Fest, which is an amazing time. I'm so blessed to have even been invited to go and so appreciative. That was when I had slipped.

up when I had too much tequila. Yeah. And, but in media world, I've had like 10 interviews since then, and I haven't said shit since then. A brother messed up one time. It's like some IG meme I follow. It's like the professor says, one time seven is nine, two times seven is 14, three times seven, 21 all the way to 10, right?

And he messed up on the very first one and all the kids are making fun of him because he messed up one time, right? But he had everything else right. Look, a brother messed up one time. I apologize to the people that would be, and I have yet to mess up since. I've literally done like 10 interviews since. But guess what?

That doesn't get the clickbait. Yeah. The clickbait is why, Mike slip in the lips! Well, we're going to put it out there that you are not, like you did not talk about it anymore. You know what we're talking about it right now, but we're not going to talk about it after this.

But it's cool, though. It also teaches me and gives me that drive because I want people to want to do an interview with me and talk about things other than what gets clickbait, right? Right, right, right. And also, like you said, like you want to be a good interview. Sometimes people get into interviews and they don't talk. And it's like, okay, then why are you even here?

Exactly, right? So I'm trying to find, I'm trying to be like Hannah. I talked about Hannah yesterday on an interview. I think she does such an amazing job of like being an ice figure skater. And she just be slyd. Oh, yeah. She knows how to do the interviews right. She just slide right on through.

And so I'm trying to be like her. Yeah. We've interviewed Hannah twice and she is very, she's very, very slight. I watched one of them really today. Yeah. No, we love Hannah. She's awesome. All right, so we'll talk about, let's talk about the Bachelorette.

We can talk about anything. Okay, before we do that, I'm just going to establish for everybody. You can answer, you cannot answer. You are single now. I am going to be private. Oh, okay. We can respect that. Okay.

All right, we will talk, I want to talk about the Bachelorette. How did you get onto the Bachelorette? Like, what was that process like? I like, you know, it just seems friends. It seems more personal. I talk in my hand, so like if they're not, like, moving here, they're moving in there. So, like two years ago, I was at my own apartment complex. I'll say this, this is cliquetish.

I had like the dopeest apartment in that complex. It's the big tech in San Antonio. And like I had the corner view. It was super dope. My next door never thought I was an escort. She was like, you're like home super late in night every night. You're always gone. You're always traveling.

You always wear suits. And you're good looking guy. You got the most expensive place here. I'm like, I got to be an escort. A brother came to be a financial advisor. You know? But it is what it is. And one of the ladies that lived in that apartment complex,

she has bachelor parties, like Bachelor Mondays, right? She was like, yo, you need come over. And she, like, made me come over one time. I watched it, never watched it before. I thought the show was cool. And she said, you're going to be to Bachelor one day. That was two years ago, right? And then, like, maybe a year after that,

I threw my phone at work one day. I was like, ugh. I threw it, right? It didn't hit nobody, though. And my homie was like, what's wrong with you? And I'm like, bro, I just want to, I don't want to have a sexual relationship. I want to have a full loving relationship, right?

I want to be in love, whatever. And he's had to deal with my heartbreak story. Definitely was. You know what I'm saying? And I show emotion. People are tripping on that regard as well. But I told the homie, I want to be in a loving relationship. He started laughing for like 30 minutes.

He was like, what guy says that? I'm like, a guy that's matured and that wants the real thing, right? And so after him laughing at me a few months later, he said, hey, you should apply for this show. And it was a bachelor and I was off work that day, so I applied. Wow. And then that was it, the rest is history? The rest of the history. My family and friends were like, yo, when the process was happening, I was like, they ain't going to pick me.

They don't want me on that show. And then my family was like, you're going to watch it? You're going to get some, you know, watch Colton season. Yeah. Because that was the most previous season. I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm just going to be 100. Be me.

And that's what I did. Damn. So sometimes, because sometimes you hear about people, they get cast on Instagram or whatever. A couple of homies from my season. Yeah. But you actually applied, which is awesome. And then how quickly did they get back to you after? I legit, 100% forgot.

Yeah, yeah. Like, it was a long process, I think. Yeah, they called me back. And I think the month was October or whatever. And I had somebody else answer the phone because I don't like answering phone numbers. I don't know. Or if I do, I'm like, bueno? Yeah.

Just to throw them off. Bueno? And then, yeah, they're like, Mike stopped playing. Yeah, yeah. We know it's you. So I had someone else to answer the phone and the person hung up on them. And I was like, we started talking again, like 60 seconds later. I'm like, yo, let me call them back right quick.

And the person, the other line was one of the producers. Oh. And like, yeah. So you got lucky with just your instinct being like, let me call them back. Yeah, it was strictly pure, you know, based on vibrations and, you know, things of that nature I'm not going to get into. Right. Right. No, I feel you on that.

Yeah. I totally get what you're saying. But, I mean, that's awesome. So now you've ended up here. And do you see yourself going on any other franchises now? Or are you just going to see where life takes you? I would say a mix of both because I'm extremely ambitious and have my goals written down. Like, I posted an IG story of all the things that are on my board.

Yeah. Right now, I have some go. I have four goals for next year. None of them are to be on a TV show again, quite honestly. They're about positive vibes, getting my business off the ground, get my book out there, maintaining a better body percentage than Tyler, you know, things like that. So you're writing a book? I am writing a book.

I'm more sweet. It means self-love in Latin. Wow. Nice. So you're just working on that. I'm working on my body. I'm working on my other business that I have going as well. You were just in a music video too that came out.

Hey, shout out the Bailey Brown. What's up? How are you living out there? It was a very cute music. It was a very cute video. It was. She's a very talented person, a very talented person and a very talented woman and a very talented artist.

You filmed it, and you filmed it here. We filmed in New York, yeah. It was really fun. I was just giddy. Yeah. By the way, I swear I have conversation outside of just smiling. But like, because all they do is show me smile on TV, which I'm not, you know, mad at. But it's like, yeah, but when you're on TV, you have to be smiling.

Yeah, you're smiling and then you captivate everybody with your smile. Definitely. But when I was with Bailey, it was just smiles all day, right? Like, I was just, I was just so, I'm so appreciative and grateful every time somebody want me to come out and holl out. So. Yeah. How did you guys, like, link up?

Like, did she reach out to you to do the video? No, I was on a toilet, you know, taking a shit, right? And, like, I had ran past one of her videos. I'm like, yo, I reached out to her. I'm like, yo, what's up? Can I brother be in a video? You got the perspective of EP dropping? It's out now.

Are you being serious? Like, this is a real life story. I'm being facet. I actually wouldn't even be shocked. I'm like, if you're just sitting down and you're chilling, you're like, all right, I'm going to reach out. Tell me y'all. I'll be on your phone sometime when you take this. I mean, people do it.

Yeah, do you like, this is probably a weird question, but if you're sitting. Their team reached out to me on a series now. Okay. Do you like, is there etiquette? when you're DMing girls or something if you're like on the toilet you're like I'm not going to DM them right now because I'm you know no so Dustin the homie from the show I feel like that's when he it's like a time for scrolling yeah it's a scrolling for time but like what if what if you see somebody that you want to like reply to you know you should have to remember that after you leave

I can see I can say I think I think I think I'm first maybe two people yeah if I think and I think both times were prior to the show yeah and it would think it might have been on some business type stuff, to be honest. Yeah. I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of weak on that. Before the, after the show. I mean, I'd rather talk to you and highlight you in a person. But, I mean, we do live in this day and age where.

Right. It works. Yeah, if you have everything that I find, you know, attractive, you know, looks and personality. Right. Brother my DM, you know. Yeah. We never know.

And expect, like, you hear all these stories of, I guess it's less like regular people, but celebrities, like celebrities will reach out to. to each other and that works. Yeah, Tyler is a celebrity. But like, hey, sometimes it works. Yeah. So I'm being told me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know about that life. Yeah, exactly. He's keeping. I did. I was on the, yeah, I'm getting, got to. I told you I'm trying to become better, right? Right, I could sense it. I'm really trying to become better.

I'm a little mad about it, but what? Yeah, yeah. But I did, I had a full on FaceTime with Dustin from the show. I was taking a shit. Just bonding. bonding moments. It's Bonnie time, you know. Like, bro, I have a moment.

I have a moment right now, so, you know, let's talk. Yeah. It's a perfect place to talk. Sometimes when you're busy all day, it's the only time that you can sit in chat. Exactly. I don't even know how we ended up here. I don't know either. I have no idea either.

I love it. Well, thank you for joining us. It's been a blast. I mean, we could sit here and chat all day. When do you think, so you got, you're working on your business, the book. Yes. what's the next thing that's out for everybody to see? The next thing that's out for everybody to see.

This is for the homie Wells, Adams. I'm going to do some more Thurstrap for him. People love the third straps. That's Tyler. Who takes the pictures of your Instagrams? Because I saw people commenting that yesterday, and they were like, who was taking these pictures? Yeah, that was the, I'm going to look now.

Yeah, this one. Yeah, who took that picture? Like, you were, what do you want, a bathtub? It was you? there? No, I can not have another. Is the shower on? Yeah, like it was cold that day.

So I'm glad I had on jeans. Oh, yeah, Dylan commented, I swear. I don't know who you have taken these pictures, but they need a raise. Yeah. The homies. The homies, you know. I need to learn how to take pictures like Tyler.

I wonder how Tyler takes good pictures too. Connor takes a really good picture. I feel like Connor is on that male model ride also. So I feel like he's got very professional photos being taken. Yeah, mine are a little more ratchet, I guess. Yeah. We got to, Connor's the next one that we have to get in here because we, yeah, we interact with him on, we interact with him on Twitter sometimes because.

I want to know. What did you say? Yeah. Well, okay, Connor, very, very, very attractive guy. Human being, yeah. Very attractive. But I may have said that his voice threw me off a little bit when on the show. That's not bad as saying.

I just feel bad because I'm like, your voice. Yeah, we do recaps with one other guy in the office, Trent. And Trent and Ria, during Paradise. We were joking around and I've always I've loved Connor since Bachelorette and They were just like Fran I just I don't think that I can listen to him anymore It is it is tough and I just I don't want to say that because of course people hate my voice People hate every you know what I mean like but it was it was like sad because after they talked about it The next episode I watched I was like oh they like they ruined this like now I'm not watching him

I'm just thinking about his voice and I tweeted about it and he like responded was like wow I was really sorry to hear this. That's why I feel bad because he is. Connor don't feel sorry, though. When Connor and I hang out, which we hang out the most, that's my brother for real. Oh, nice. Girls run past me and he goes out to Connor.

Like, straight up. Conner is not. Really? Yeah. Like, dead ass. Connor's very tall. I mean, you're very tall. Connor's taller.

Really? Yeah. Connor is a giant. Like, straight up. He's 6-6, I'm 6'4. I'm regular guy height. No, that is not regular guy height. Six-four?

You're very tall. Go take a lap around this office when you're finished. And you'll see a bunch of very average tight men. What bad things did y'all say about me? I just learned. Mike, no, I really don't think we've said one bad thing ever.

Can you think of one bad thing we've said about Mike? They definitely didn't say anything bad. No, like for real. You were probably the only person we didn't say a bad thing about. And, well, no, that's not true. Dylan and Tyler as well. No, you kind of said stuff about Dylan at the beginning, right? Or no, that's Trent.

No, that was Trent. Trent did. What do you say about Dylan? He said that he, you know, Hannah. A little bit of a baby running around. just crying on paradise. That's paradise? Yeah,

on paradise. But that's fine because then trying to dill in their friends and they talked about it. I ain't worried about, I don't care about that. No.

I'm trying to think of what we said about no, honestly, because we loved you and then Hannah dumped you. We were bad about that. Yeah, why you had to put someone in this? Did she dumped you?

She dumped you? I mean, it was unexpected. She dumped you? I didn't see you coming. It was honestly. Unexpected. And then not to pile on, but then you went on Bachelor in Paradise. And honestly, I cried when you were like, nobody, you know, wants to be with me.

And I was like, Mike, that's not true. I was yelling at my TV. I was sneaky kind of happy because I really wanted to be the bachelor. So I was like, yes, nothing's working in Paradise. He was going to be single. No, I was. I'm not going to lie. That might have been the only bad thing we said.

I was rooting for you to get off paradise. It looks like nothing working. Guess he got us to be the Bachelor. Well, I really appreciate that. I really felt that I was really sad. and I left Paradise. When I was in a car, I said some more things, but they cut it out.

Yeah. As they do with everybody, of course. But I was, I actually shut a tear that day. Oh, no. Me too. That's home we don't even know that. Shut a tear. I was like, man, don't nobody want a brother.

It was good. Yeah. It's just not true. It's just not true. And you know what? I didn't get it. Some of the guys that they were, that those girls were going for,

instead of the ones that we've liked, we were like, oh, man. Who was the ones that they were going for? Um, I mean, I like John Paul Jones, but like Shay's a spirit animal He is but I don't know There's so much more

I'm based on like boyfriend material Like a lot of them I love and think they're so fun But I'm like I don't know if these guys Are necessarily boyfriend material So I think you're ready for the real thing If you know I already have it I do I already have it

I just want to let it be known I'm not hollying Like brother ain't holling No no no I have to make it clear It's very yeah No I really your sentiment That you just gave is really mature

And I really like that Thank you Because I think that with men and women, both, you could tell when somebody, you know, is there for the real long term or somebody's just there for an adventure. Yeah. Right. It's different between having a wonderful time with someone, an adventure of fleeing versus, you know, I might see myself with this person for the long term. Definitely. Yeah.

Yeah. And like France said, John Paul Jones, he's a fun time. Yeah. He's a fun time. That might be a long time. Yeah, maybe. We'll see. We'll see.

We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. I'll try, Ray. I try, man. I try. I try. I'm not here for a good time. Okay.

I actually do have one last question for you. Okay. And it's about your eyebrows. Okay. How do you maintain those bad boys? They're just regular though. But do you thread them? They're awesome.

But like men normally don't take care of their eyebrows. I feel like you take care of your eyebrows. I appreciate that. Yeah. Right? Like I don't know any really guys that maintain their eyebrows. Noah, do you do anything to your eyebrows? I do not.

I know some people, but I'm from Long Island. I'm still a million though, right? Let it be known for the record. Yes. Let it be known for the record. You feel me? Not like you got like, you know, tiny little eyebrows. No, no.

Big boy eyebrows. Do you thread them? Hell no. For all the people that thread their eyebrows, you're the real G. You deserve a real MVP because that is, that hurts. Yeah, it does hurt. I've done it one time, never again. He started calling me Sensei Bushie brow.

Oh, no. I would know, but look, sometimes you need your friend to give you like a little bit of a wake-up call and be like you got to take care of your eyebrows. Back in the day, a dude named Michael Goss, he, the homie, I hope he hears this. I remember this from like seventh grade. He said, bro, I need my lawnmower to cut your eyebrows. Yeah. All right, you had to take care of them.

Yeah, I know my barber today. He just... Oh, he just comes up. Yeah, I don't know guys who do that. I'd say it to my guy friends sometimes when they're like starting to get a little bit of maybe a unibrow situation. I'm like, just take some tweezers to those things. We can't, yeah. It feels good when you got somebody take care of it.

Or I go to Walmart in my area. Go to the Walmart. You know, my little ladies hook me up. Oh, my God, my little ladies. Yeah. The ladies at work in the Walmart, the salon, hook a brother up. There you go.

You got to be like politically correct. I love that. All right. Well, I think this wraps it up, Mike. Thank you so much for joining us. Always wrap it up. Yep. Message.

Great. Great point there. I don't know if anybody's following that, but yes. I actually think out of all the times that you've closed an interview by saying that, nobody's ever made that joke. And I'm really impressed that you did. But it's because.

Because they're not. Have you had Demi here? No. Baby, Demi, come. Oh, God, they're going to say something about that. Demi is the funniest person ever. She's even funnier than Dylan. He's my little brother.

She's hilarious. We have. We've tried. We chasimed her. She's hilarious. She would make every joke under the son. Oh, yeah. She is hilarious.

I have talked to her and hopefully, like, she's in New York City, not sometimes, but like. Not too often. Not too often. I know you're trying to talk to y'all forever. I know. I mean, we got nothing to do. We consider our own way. Yeah, we just don't want to take up too much of your time.

You're good. We ain't got to fucking away. What's up? Like, we literally about, I'm about to say, I'm going to say where the shoe boutiques at. Like, that's all about to ask. Like, we're going to go downtown. You got to go to Soho.

Like the town, Soho, not the town, but. Just downtown. Just downtown. Because they got all the, all the good shops. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to, how do I get one of them deals like Tyler? I'm trying to be a campaign for like Banana Republic or something.

That's a good question. Why don't you, why don't you get to talk to. modeling agency. I'm not a model. There's a difference. But you can be. But you don't want to be. See, Tyler has an agency now.

Do I look cut or in person or on TV? In person? Tell the people that. They didn't even know that. Because I'm a brother looking ugly on TV. I'm sorry. No. No.

I'm not asking for that. No. My brother was looking ugly on TV. I'm telling me. I'm saying you myself. A brother was looking ugly on TV. I promise you, when I got an edge up, sorry. When I got an edge up, I ain't that bad.

You're not ugly on TV. You're not ugly in real life. You could be a model. I can't do modeling. Model. And I was talking, I said on some podcasts. What do you mean you can't do modeling? Your last like 10 Instagram photos are modeling shots.

If you asked me, I would have said those were professionally done photos for a campaign. Which means you're a model. It means a brother liked to take a picture. You could be a model. You could slap like, I'm trying to think of you can get a contract. I'm six four. You got to be like six. Do you need a beer agent because I can market the deal?

I'm getting frustrated right now. Your last picture slap like Georgio Armani men's clone. Right? And like boom. That's a, that's a. It's a men's cologne ad right there. We're just wasting. I'm just saying, you got to be talking to the right people.

Lori, what are you doing? Hook it up for him. About to text Lori after the send me, be like, Mike needs a modeling contract, ASAP. What I do want to do, I want to do a campaign, a beauty campaign with a company that talks about self-love. Okay. Oh, that's nice.

That's what I want to do. See, you can do that with an, like. You just need somebody to. Hook it up. We don't know the right people. I mean, if we could hook it up, I'd hook it up for myself. Facts. We don't know the right people.

It's going to happen. But those people exist. Yeah. And if you're listening. You could ask Tyler. I mean, Tyler's got it. Why don't you and Tyler do, now this sounds, this sounds. I was thinking of Justin Haley, but now it just sounds like I want to see you guys in your underwear.

If they did like a Calvin Klein like a couples ad. Tyler, she said it. Yeah, yeah. I said it. But I meant like a Calvin Klein couples ad. Yeah. Maybe you make some girls in there. Yeah.

Yeah. some girls around you. And get some girls around you. Yeah. How about instead of ladies, it'll be some puppies or some cute animals. Yeah. Just because I don't want nobody because I'm trying to.

No, that's a good thing, too. I've seen you take a lot of, you like the zoo? I love animals. Okay. I love, I love life. What was the animal? You're just so bad.

Was it an otter? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that's a picture I was thinking of. Yes. You know what animal I want? Yeah. A hedgehog.

But they're like illegal to get in New York. I'm about saying not in all states. I don't think in all states. I've looked this up. No, I know. So have I. I think in New York. In New York, I can't get it, but I've always wanted one.

You could have one illegally. Can't she move to, like, New Jersey or Connecticut? Hey, she could go. I don't want to move there. She could go to a different state and just, you know. Bring it back. Nobody would know. Like an office hedgehog, that would be fucking awesome.

That would be dope. We had a chinchilla here for a while. Yeah, we did. That actually would be dope. You're giving me ideas. Yeah, we had a chinchilla. And unfortunately, he got kicked out of the office because people were complaining about the smell. I mean, he smelled terrible.

That's why I don't have a city fox. Yeah, and so now he lives with one of the guys who works here, but he's great. He's a good luck chinchilla. He is a good luck chinchilla. He's the reason the blues won. Facts. No, he actually is. The guy who bought him is the St. Louis fan, diehard and Boris is the name of the chichilla.

Did he your tattoo of his chinchilla? He doesn't, but he should. He does it, but Boris. Y, P is his name. YP, not Y, Y, G. Hey, I'm going to need you to get that tattoo your chinchilla, honey. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

He's because. He actually might now. He might. There's pictures and videos of Boris the chinchilla sitting in the Stanley Cup. Yes, that's how important this chinchilla is to St. Louis now. It's a very important chichella. So I'm going to eat this chinchilla so my Dallas Cowboys can like win a game.

I don't like being 500. I have to say it. We went this whole interview not knowing we hated each other. Damn, all right, let's end it now. I mean, I like the Annie Reed air. I'm not going to lie about it. Yeah, okay. I'll take that.

I hate Jerry Jones. but I'm not the most avid fan of Jerry That's okay I'm a even he hates me for it I'm a realistic cowboy fan Okay I'm not like that Yeah I'm a realistic cowboy fan I'm a ride it down for my team

But I'm not gonna say we're gonna win a Super Bowl Every single year Right because you're not I'm like that with the Eagles You can't see that but he just gave me the finger She likes the Jets I can't even talk I know that's why I was kind of staying silent

But you can talk they literally Yeah they beat the Cowboys You know that was the first time I tweeted about my Cowboys this year because y'all be us. Yeah. I was so annoyed. I mean, but it's actually embarrassing because the Jets are so bad.

Yeah. It's so bad. You said it. Yeah, I mean, is brown your favorite color? Yeah, friend, what's going on? I wear a phone case. I know. I'm a neutral, neutral zone.

Neutral gal. Yeah. I'm sure I was going to show you a picture of Boris in the Stanley Cup. Here he is. Yeah. That is so dope. Yeah. That is so cool.

I've been to a hockey game. I love. Have you been a hockey game? They're amazing. Have you been? Yes. I've been to quite a few hockey games. Probably the most fun game to attend.

In my opinion, actually. What, stars? No, I went to one in San Antonio. Oh, because I live in San Antonio. I'm from, I was from Dallas.

I was born in a city called Colleen, but I've been to San Antonio for six years. Okay, I live in England prior to moving to San Antonio. Okay. Yeah. Well, and that's what, military time? That was military time. Yeah, yeah.

You know, did that stuff, you know, all that. Yeah. I've lived a little. I'm a little older than my brother Dylan. Yeah, I mean, Dylan's young. He's 25. He's a, yeah. He's a good age.

Yeah. Where are y'all? I mean, I'm 25. I'm like, yeah. I'm 22. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You're old to me. No, I'm kidding. You know, I do got great hair, though. I'm kidding. Oh, thank you. I'm learning. Step by step. See, like, this is a, but that's the way you do it.

Like, you say it. Then you're like, I'm not going to say it, but. And then you say it. That's what our boss does all the time. It's like, the disclaimer is there, but you're still kind of saying. But no one cares about. disclaimer all the headline says is this right yeah that's true he said this that's true he doesn't say that kiki was asking multiple questions about dimming i was trying to be respectful

it's mike johnson asking mike johnson asked kiki exactly but if you watch the whole thing you get it was a joke so if you're listening and you didn't watch a whole thing watch it even though we already told people to do that no yeah i mean i'm not gonna lie i was kind of hoping i was hoping it was real well so if it was real i want to do it on air yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly so that everybody sees all right all right we can wrap it up yeah i mean Sadly, sadly, wrap it up.

Always remember, like Mike said. Yeah, wrap it up. All right, thank you, Mike. Thanks, Mike.

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