Chicks in the Office - Austen Kroll & Craig Conover Interview + RHOBH Reunion Pt. 1

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Ria almost killed Noah (00:00-15:38). RHOBH reunion Pt. 1 recap (16:42-34:41). Bethenny Frankel drama (36:04-43:11). Chaotic interview/conversation/hang with Austen Kroll & Craig Conover – talking Winter House, playing Answer the Internet + much more! (44:45-1:34:05). MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday. Hopefully everyone had a fantastic week, headed into the weekend. How are you guys doing? Halloween is around the corner, everybody.

Spooky Can you do that again? Spooky Give me your best Happy Halloween Happy Halloween Oh that's not what I was I was too shipper

I was making Marty and his family do this this best weekend What do you want like a scary Happy Halloween? But I feel like you don't say Happy Halloween scary Happy Halloween Yeah yeah

Happy Halloween You want me to do it Yes More than anything like in that way. Yeah. In whatever way you feel like in your heart, happy Halloween should be said.

Happy Halloween. That was worth it. Now we are deep. That was actually pretty good. We will do that again when we are way closer to Halloween, so I apologize for getting everybody excited, but as people call it, the spooky season.

I know. I'm kind of just like skipping Halloween this year. You're not celebrating? I have a wedding that weekend. Oh, wedding after wedding. Oh, that's fine. No, that's fine. song makes you think of Halloween the most.

The monster mash. Yeah. It was a monster mash. The monster mash. What? Thriller. It was a graveyard smash. Thriller doesn't remind me of Halloween.

It does. It used to always play my house. This is Halloween. I think I literally only know Monster Mask. I want candy. Aaron Carter, you're telling me. I want candy. It reminds me of Lizzie McGuire.

Not Halloween. Oh, that's a Marilyn Manson song. What's the other words to Monster Mash? It was a graveyard smash. It didn't hear me before? It was a graveyard smash. It was a ballroom dance. It was a ballroom dance.

I don't know if that one. Monster Mash. He did the Monster Mash. The lyrics said. It was a graveyard smash. Monster Mash. It caught on in a flash. Monster mash.

He did the monster mash. Ah, ooh. I saw a tweet the other day that said, how come we all think Monster Mash was a dance and not just one big orgy? Oh. You're really turning a lot of songs into real sexual things. Is that where your TikTok is these days?

I am not turning it into that way. People online are fucking perverts and sickos, and they turn everything into sexual. I'm an innocent angel. No, I'm not. Anyways. You keep sharing these fun tidbits. Fun facts.

Yeah. A Monster Mesh. It was a graveyard smash. We used to, Monster Mash playing is a just core memory of grade school art class around Halloween. We had an art teacher. We had an art teacher that

always, like when we would do Halloween projects, things we would do for Halloween, she would always play Halloween music, like on loop. So every art class, we would just, it would always be Halloween music. We played and listened to the, Monster Mash like nine million times.

It was, that's how I was first introduced to the Monster Mash and introduced to Enya. Because when it was not the holiday season and any art projects we were in the art room, she would play Enya. Which is very soothing. You wouldn't recognize Enya. I can't sing Enya.

Like it's not, it's very like, moody and... I had that same thing when I was a junior, senior, I think senior in high school, we had to part of the gym thing was we had to do like Pilates. Who can Oh, that?

Yeah. And they would all, our t-shirt would just play the Adele album that was out at that point. Just the entire thing. So anytime I hear which album was it, it was like set fire to the wind.

Never mind. I'll find someone like you. I think that was part of it. I wish nothing but the best. Someone like you, like all that stuff. you. You know I didn't.

Don't forget me. I beg. Sorry, everyone. Did you guys have to pass like CPR training in your gym? That was part of it. And she was like, I'll pass you for the class,

but I like just can't knowingly give you your certificate for CPR because. I cannot hand you. There's this certificate. Speaking of CPR and bad things, should we talk about what happened before? Yeah

You tell the story I'll tell the story Well it's funnier if you Explain how trivia Ended How trivia No no no no no no no You won't spoil

You can't explain how trivia ended Because no one knows Like it'll just spoil trivia Yeah yeah Right so anyways I ordered a salad A Thai chicken crunched salad From just salad

We didn't know That wasn't made known You just ordered the salad I ordered the salad But it's already made, you know, one of those... It's a preem... It's on the menu. No, no, I know, I know.

But... From my perspective, you just had a salad. Correct. I just had a salad. You didn't know what kind of salad I got. And as you may know, tie salads usually come with a peanut meat. Tie anything. Tie anything has a lot of peanuts in it.

And this salad had a peanut dressing. And there was a lime on top, which I asked to not include, by the way, because you could either do dressing. with lime or dressing without lime and I click please dressing without lime. I don't like limes I love lemons but someone about lime doesn't do it for me so open up my salad big lime

cut down the middle on top of my salad and I said oh I did not want a lime and Noah said I'll take it and I said you just want to eat the lime which I think it's more normal it's more normal to eat a lime than a lemon I'll be completely honest it's kind of weird to

eat either just like taking a bite out of a I just love the same. I'm a big sour. I don't disagree because honestly people when I say eat lemons say judge me hard. Yeah. I mean I also like I love to

when I was little I love sour stuff. I would love to like put a lemon in my mouth. However I do understand that that is not like a standard thing. So yes it was a little bizarre anyway that Ria had a half of a lime in her salad and you were like I'll eat it. I didn't find it.

I said you just want it and then you said yeah and I said. So then you left. No but then I said I won't judge. I used. usually eat lemons. Yeah. And then I handed you that lime.

Yeah. You walked out. I kind of was just like. No, you walked out. And I was like licking. I don't even, I don't,

yeah. I just like, because it was big, it's like, it wasn't like a tiny piece of a lime. It was a half of a line. If you guys weren't here, I probably would have tried to just like fully

crunching them at all. Yeah. But I was just like taking little licks. Yeah. And then I don't, I think I'm, I don't know if I tasted it or I started to smell. Yeah.

Well, you came back in and I'm like, what type of. salad is that? Well, she was gone and you took a bite and you were like, oh, you, you looked at me and said, what dressing? Well, I know, I was sitting here when that happened. No, I didn't say what, I was. I said, what type of salad? You said, what type of salad is that? And I said, I didn't think anything of it. I said, tie, I threw it in that. I said, Thai, chicken crunch, like so casually. Okay, but there was also a point when you were not sitting right there where I said, oh shit, it's a

peanut dressing. But that was after she was, no, she was. I was here. I was here for all that. Okay. Because she was here when you said tie, I threw the line into the garbage. And then you said, that's a peanut dressing. Oh. Oh. When did you even get up then? I don't. She walked by, gave me the lime, and then you went somewhere.

I don't know where I went. Oh, I went to go get a fork. Yeah. Oh. You weren't digesting this like it's a murder. I mean, it really is. So it was a, it was a peanut dressing. It was a peanut dressing.

And the lime had peanut dressing on it. And Noah almost. It touched his lips. It touched his lips. Yeah. So then you should have seen Rhea's face. I felt bad and Noah handed me his EpiPen. Yeah.

And then I handed it over to Fran. And she said, no, this is your responsibility. And I said, oh boy, I don't know how to work one of these things. But I know, like, because if it really was bad, my whole mouth would have been numb immediately. Like, I felt like if something were to happen, yes, it would have been an immediate reaction. This one, like, I could just tell, like, part of my, like, outside of my lip started getting numb and a little puffy. But that happens with limes. No, it doesn't know.

Lime gives you that little feeling, though. No, trust me. I know the difference. Okay. Well, I apologize. I might have like a cut open or something on my lip. I don't know, but like, uh, and then I took a Benadryl, so I'm kind of loopy right now. Right.

So, Noah might be wilding out on this podcast. That was, uh, but yeah. An unfortunate accident. It was an unfortunate accident and I apologize, Noah. Yeah. Thank you. I am deeply sorry. I would never want to hurt you.

A lot of people, you're my best ride. I posted it. And a lot of people were like. Damn, let's see if Rhea posts on Instagram when you die. I would, by the way. Especially if she was the killer. You're going to tell me... This is probably the second or third time you've thought you almost killed me.

Right, but I'm not doing it purposely. I would never want to be a murderer. That would hold way too much guilt in me. And I especially wouldn't want to murder you. Would you guys visit me in the hospital? Yes. I would. I'd take you there.

Yeah. Remember you wanted to come pick me up when I got my wisdom teeth? To film it. Yeah. You already filmed me. yourself though it was good stuff. It was funny. Fair warning. We have Craig and Austin on this podcast and it is

quite chaotic and now I know everyone hates when we all talk over each other. You hate when we have guests when we talk over each other there. There is a lot of talking over each other in this podcast but I still think it's very funny. It's physically almost impossible because I love Craig and Austin already talk over each other

you know, like the two of them and then we like we'll do it on occasion as well. And so you put the four of us together and it's just crazy. Right, but if you go into it knowing it's going to be crazy, it's funny. It's very funny. If you go into it with the right mindset, like I'm about to listen to a chaotic fucking episode. It's good. It's a great one to watch on YouTube. I think the four of us are so fun together. And so I, don't be like, oh, they're talking over each other. I'm not listening. It is so funny. Like, there are some really, really funny moments in that because we didn't

really talk about their shows at all. We kind of just talked about a bunch of nonsense, random shit in life. And we also played Answer the Internet, the KFC radio game, where we asked them random questions. So that was a really, really fun time. Love those guys. Genuinely, I just love when we have such a fun interview like that. So please listen and don't get mad at us for talking over each other. And if you start commenting saying, oh, my God, they're talking over each other. We already fucking know. So don't. And it's not our fault. They brought two bottles of champagne. They did. And, you know, things just got a little loose. You can't. I, I am chatty already. I am a chatty person. Give me a couple of drinks and I will

chat your ear off. So that's, that's their fault. Right. And I thought it was a lot of fun though. So if you go into it with the right chaotic mindset, you will have fun as well. This is kind of like a Bravo. I want to say though, like very maybe just Bravo themed episode. Bravo con starts today. It is a Bravo themed episode. We're talking about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Yeah. And we're also talking about Bethany Frankel wild and out all over. over the place on the internet. And then we have Craig and Austin. Exactly. So very Bravo themed. If anybody's going to BravoCon, have a great time. Send us some details. Send us some picks. I'm jealous. I really actually wanted to go to BravoCon. I have a wedding this weekend, but I really

did want to go to BravoCon. God, you're so famous. By the way, we got our plaque from YouTube, the 100,000 subscriber plaque. Thank you guys so much. This plaque is really cool. And it means a lot. And we've worked really hard to get there. And we wouldn't be able to do it without you guys. So thank you so much. we will be bleaching Noah's head blonde when we get to 200,000 subscribers. I did mention that. Oh, so please. I was, I haven't heard this idea. Well, the thing was, I don't know if I told you, but I wasn't told this.

When I got my haircut last week, I just was making small talk with the girl who cuts my hair. And I was like, yeah, just wondering, like, how long does like a bleat? How long does it last? Because I think you said on the podcast recently as a joke, like, oh, yeah, that could look cool. like yeah I thought it looked cool with your dark beard yeah and then she was like my the person was like what like you want to bleach your hair but it wouldn't last that long because she's like once my hair grows and my hair's not that long and you could just dye it back I was like yeah I don't think so but then I jokingly said to really oh yeah I'm only hit 200k and I said you would do it and he said yeah

just as like it was like it's an excuse to actually do it just to see what it would look like so I think 200,000 subscribers which may take us years I mean, I don't know. Chugging along. We're at like 103 now. Yeah, yeah. Thank you guys. But subscribe away and we'll dye Noah's hair blonde.

Or maybe we could do 150. Noah. That's up to Noah. 150. We dye your hair blonde. Fine. All right. 150,000 subscribers.

We're the ones dying. Wait, wait. Oh, you're the ones dying? Yeah. I mean, I guess it doesn't matter, right? Come on. Hair styling runs in my family. Sure.

I mean, it doesn't matter. Like, it's hard to mess up, right? Doesn't it burn? Yeah, we just don't want it to burn. Doesn't burn my head? When you bleach your hair. When you bleach your whole head. Guys, my grandma own her own salon.

My grandpa owned his own salon. My cousin had her own salon. It runs in the family. I understand, but it is not, it's, there can be a burning sensation. It can be a burning sensation. It can be a burning sensation. I could probably like it. I think it would be better if I bleached your hair blonde.

I also like, like, for the YouTube video. Yeah, we could do it. All right, done. $150,000. I'll have my cousin come in and she can assist me. How about that? Yeah, I don't really, I feel like it's hard to mess up. Yeah. Okay. If your whole hair is just one color. Famous last words. 150,000. I don't want to just don't get out of my beard. No, no, I won't. Actually, that doesn't matter. 150,000 subscribers. We die. We'd be kind of funny if we bleached his beard. That would look terrible. We die Noah's hair blonde. So subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. And we get to 150,000 subscribers. We will be doing a live stream.

of us dying Noah's hair blonde. Perfect. So lock it in, subscribe away. I have a feeling this may hit. I have a feeling this may get the people going. Uh-oh. Would you? No, he'd rather dye his hair blonde than have the dance video.

No, yeah, 100%. No, yeah. I think that's how much he hates that dance video. Buda Ben messaged me. Or actually, Devin also sent me. She, like, just wished him a happy birthday. It was Buddha's birthday. And he's like, thank you.

The only gift I want for my birthday is that dance video. And then yesterday, he said, He was, like, going to send me some of his merch, and he's like, I'll give it to you. But she sent me the link. Fair. Fair. It's fair. It's fair trade.

All right. Let's get into the show. We're going to be talking about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. And we're going to be talking about Bethany Frankel. And, of course, our chaotic fun interview with Craig and Austin. So let's get into it starting off at the reunion. We love going to concerts. So much so that Noah went to four last week.

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Last night was part one of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. I caught up on most of the episodes before the reunion because they were playing. Well, a couple of hours. How many do you watch? Three, two, four. Okay. That's not most, but that's more than, I feel like that was more than enough. Yeah.

Well, for you, this was probably more confusing because the part one of the reunion was from like the beginning of the season. season. Right, but I also had watched a couple episodes even earlier in the season. So like I felt like I was pretty caught up. Yeah, I mean, the reunion always plays the clips too. So it's like not impossible to follow. I didn't feel like I was missing out on stuff. And I also have been keeping up with stuff online. And my dad is a very avid watcher of Real Housewives. And he talks about it with me every week. And so I learned from him. And we've talked about having him come on a segment and do it. But we think he'd get us canceled. So that won't be happening.

Yeah. Although maybe one day and we'll have to filter his thoughts. Impossible. It's impossible. You can't hold down my chiffel. People would laugh. They would enjoy it. But some things may be cut out.

We'd have no control. Yeah, he's an uncontrollable man. Yeah. But part one I felt was kind of a, all right, let's get all of these things out of the way so that we can get to the real juicy drama in the later parts. Yeah, I was definitely a little disappointed to see that the, I don't know, I guess they did say it in the, trailer, but the trailer was just so juicy that I wasn't even paying attention to like three-part

reunion. So when they were like, oh, this is part one of three, I was like, damn it, three parts. I wish that it just, two parts is good. Two parts. You know, give us two hours a night. Yeah, yeah. Or just even extend it. But they obviously filmed for a very long time. It was very dramatic, but this was definitely the first part. This was just the first part where they covered like the crystal stuff. from the beginning of the season a big thing that they wanted to talk about was the social media attack on Garcel's son

which was absolutely absurd and Andy did make sure to make a statement about that and then you had Diana come in on the Zoom or whatever we can get to that there was a nice little Jamie Lee Curtis

Halloween movie promo plug, which of course they had to throw in there because that's basically a paid ad for a new movie. I, I, it didn't have to be that long, but I personally love it just because it was, there were some heavier moments this season and the Doreat's so chic moment with Jamie Lee Curtis was like the funniest part of the entire season. Just laugh, actually laugh out loud funny. And even, Even Doreach is sitting on the couch, like looking at Jamie Lee Curtis. Like, she's just... And I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis is awesome.

So I think she loves the power that the show has. I love Jamie Lee Curtis. I just was like, all right, we're sitting here talking about the movie Halloween. Let's get to the drama. But I thought she was going to talk about the drama with the girls, which is what I would have enjoyed. But, yeah, that was kind of pointless to me, although it had to happen. And then, yes, Garcel, I really like Garcel. She's always just like, good head on her shoulders.

nobody's going to mess with her nobody's going to mess with her friends I appreciate Garsell I She's logical She is she just thinks straight Like she's just like People are so like their minds are warped

They can't just like decide what's right What's wrong whatever Like she's like no I don't fuck with this No I do Just head on straight I am so not an Erica Jane fan At all I know

She's just gotten And granted, I can't imagine what it's like to go through everything that she has gone through, but the chip on her shoulder she has now is a lot. And if we do get to the point where every lawsuit that she has has has has ended and everything is case closed and she moves on with her life, like she's still going to have that chip on her shoulder and like now she's so obsessed with well that there was nothing found in court like the fucking Michael Jackson thing yes and she was like well those were accusations well those accusations that what happened in court like it's just like okay I get it you're so obsessed because you want it to be so clear that if she's clear in

court then she's 100% innocent but sometimes that's just not how it works and if we're going to Play the Michael Jackson card. That made me laugh so hard. First of all, I'm just like, I don't know. Whatever, but. No, I understand that Crystal can be a lot. And Crystal being like playing his music. It's just like a lot.

But that, her defense, her, Erica's defense to that was like, all right. When she goes, well, they were accusations and they were dismissed in court. And it was like, all right, Erica, you want everyone to know that you're so innocent is making me believe that you're just not. So whatever. But. And also. her thinking that she's more famous or well-known than Kathy Hilton.

Crazy. The name Hilton. Have you heard her last name? You're out of your mind. The only reason people care about Erica Jane and her lawsuit is if you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and if you pay attention to the Bravo world. Otherwise, you don't give a fuck what is going on with Erica Jane and her lawsuits. That's just a matter of fact.

People care about the Hilton's. Yeah. Like a lot of people care about the Hilton's, not just people on Bravo. though. So her being like, if she wants to play the game of who's more well known, like, all right, Erica, just because the Bravo world cares about you does not mean the entire world does, like, relax. Cathy Hilton, Hilton more known than you are. That's a fact. I've always liked Kyle Richards, although she has her, she has had her moments where she's wrong and whatever. I've always been a Kyle Richards fan from the beginning. She's always been my favorite. And

I am just so Lisa Rinnah's not. it to me. Yeah, it's been... I'm so out on Lisa Runa. It's been tough because I just, I really think like, and we see Garcels say in the trailer and we saw Garcels say it in the finale, it's just like okay, I understand

you do not like what happened with Kathy, but now bringing Kyle into it and dragging it out is affecting their families. So it's like if you actually care about Kyle

as a friend, which Garcella said many times, like, just drop it. Like, just move on. Like, if, because if Kyle, like, if Lisa Renna wants to be like, I hate Kathy Hilton because of things she said about me, fine. But if you're going to be like, I hate Kathy because of things she said about Kyle, well, Kyle's moving on from it. So now you have to move on from it. And this whole, I mean, the literal, I think it was like the American Cancer Society or

like some foundation or society came out and like condemned what Lisa said in the where she was like, I can't keep this in. I'll get sick. I'll get cancer and die. Like I have to love that. I get, and they were like, no, no, no, no, no. You can't just throw that out there. Like, that's so absurd. That was the most dramatic fucking thing I've ever heard. I was like, shut up, Lisa.

I couldn't keep this in. It would literally give me cancer. It would give me cancer. Shut up. Are you kidding me? And also, no, I think that Lisa Rina is having a hard time separating reality TV and real life. And she's not thinking about Kyle Richards and Kathy Hilton

being family. Like she's totally disregarding the fact that they are... I mean, she's done it already. She did it with Kim. Right. They are family. It's not friends. It's not cast mates.

It's they are actually family. So like let's chill for a second. Let Kyle handle it. They're just going, I think Lisa and Erica are going so overboard. When Crystal completely backpedaled on her whole conversation with the, she said something dark.

And then she said, no, it was more the tone of the conversation, not what she said. And then even Andy called her out and was like, you can't say that on TV, Crystal, because people take these things seriously. So. Yeah. And it's the same like it's the. And then Crystal's a whole mess. It's right. It just feels like everybody, they say things for the shock value.

And then it's like the underlying story is actually not that bad, which is why everyone's like, well, Lisa, this interaction with Kathy, like, was it really? that bad. There was definitely, she brought envelopes. There was definitely some, I know, there was definitely something that happened, of course. We do know that, like, there was something that happened. And if Kathy did have some full-blown, like, meltdown and was awful, then you got to, like, you got to deal with it, but just to keep bringing it up over and over and over again when Kathy did, I mean, basically apologized. I don't know. already. If Kathy had a meltdown and she was wrong about that, it doesn't make what Lisa Rina and Erica is doing right. Like they could have went about it in a different way and then it

would be like, oh, okay, Kathy Hilton had a meltdown, went off on them messed up, blah, blah, blah. They're just making Kathy Hilton look better because the way they're going about it is making her look better. And so much of it too is it comes down to like now they have to talk about the actual leaking, like the stories that came out when they finished filming, there were all these details coming out from like, well, there's all these articles that came out from what happened in Aspen. And the original rumor was that Kathy had like used as some kind of slur, I believe,

which is why everyone was like, oh, no, like that's really bad. But I don't think there's been anything else from that. It's like, oh, that didn't happen, but she had this crazy meltdown where she said she's going to take down everyone and ruin whatever, everything that she said. And it's just, but it's just like if Lisa is going to operate that way and Erica where it seems like going out on a limb here that they had something to do with all those stories coming out, Bravo's not going to like that either because it just hurts the show too. I think Lisa Renna is guilty of leaking stories.

I think Erica may be too because she wanted to get the focus on. herself or maybe she loves the attention on herself. I can never tell with Erica. The envelopes that Lisa Renner... She just wants everybody to have to like pay. Like if she has to go shoot through something, like, then if somebody else does something wrong, it's like, well, everyone's been coming at me for something I didn't do. So now we're not going to go at Kathy for something she did do.

I also think Lisa Rina bringing envelopes, like, what are those going to consist of? Like, I'm dying to know what those fucking... I'm sure there's, like, text messages. But as of right now, I am. team Kathy and team Kyle. And if it comes out that Kathy Hilton did something awful, then of course we'll talk about that. And, you know, if she really did something awful,

then we'll talk about it. But as of now, it's just like... I think she was mean. Like, I think she was really mean. Right. And like, okay, if somebody's really mean, okay, but like, what was so bad that they're like, I would have cancer and die if I didn't tell people what happened. Yeah.

So that's where the confusion is. I think that I liked Kyle going back at Crystal about the using the word violated and she was like apparently Kyle said like your like millennial terms violated safe space whatever and then Crystal was like well you said you were violated when your house got broken into and Kyle was like well my house got broken into like that is a violation of privacy like that I understood what Kyle was saying there I was like the two different two different terms of violated here. Yeah, there's just a way

that Crystal explains herself that she does I think try to come from like a moral high ground and then it's just like well, what's actually what do you actually think? Like we're let's talk about like your and she she's a my truth person too like which is just we got to get rid of that like my truth is not

that's just an inaccurate way to use the word truth right because when you say my truth you're basically just saying well my interpretation of events is this right which doesn't make it to be the truth so she you know has that

she throws that out there a lot I think in the preview she said that a lot too so I think you know we'll hear more regardless of Crystal Garsell's my favorite because I will say that But like, I did get a, I did understand what Crystal was saying when they were talking about the 14 friends. And she was like, well, no, they, they, they, when, she was like, well, when I got the show, when I did the show, like they dropped me. And Kyle was like, whoa, did you film or was it before? I was like, no, no, no, does that even really matter? Like, it was just like she, no, it was probably what she said. She said, she said on the reunion, she said, they stopped being my friend when I got on the show. When she did the show. And then, but then, yes. But then she said that they stopped. And then. But then she said that they stopped.

stopped talking to her before the show. So that's why Kyle was like, okay. Yeah, but I, but that, I mean, like, that's really nitpicking there. Nobody, it is. I don't think. I, I think that's really nitpicking because Crystal just being like, when I did this, like, when I, when I got the show, when I was announced that Crystal is the new cast member, those girls were upset. She worded it like they stopped talking to her when she was on the show.

If you, like, that's my interpretation of it. But it's like, is it really that big of a difference between if they talked about her when they started filming versus when it was announced she was going to be on the show. Well, I think Kyle was wondering like, is it because you were on reality TV or is it a different reason? Like, did you do something else to these girls? Or is it because

you're on reality TV? I think they were trying to figure that out. Diana was the worst, maybe one of the worst casting this show has done in a while. I think that they really thought that one's going to work out. And it was just like disaster after disaster. She was mean. She was rude. And then she, I personally, I

personally, like, there's some conspiracies that are totally, yes, fucked up to think when it comes to this show. Like, people thinking Dory set up her burglary, I think is absolutely fucking crazy.

People thinking that Diana faked getting COVID so she didn't have to actually go to the reunion. She didn't look so sick to me. I could maybe lean into that one a little bit. She didn't look so sick to me. So she, you know, she zooms in and she, and Garcel, I thought once again, like, clearly made her point.

And when Diana's like, okay, really says a lot of what you think about me if you think I would do something like that talking about the messages to Garcel's son. And Garcel was just like, yeah, like. I also love how Garcel was like, I don't hate you. I just want you to leave me alone. Yeah, literally leave me alone. She just has a great head on her shoulders and just knows what the fuck she's talking about. Like, Garcel is not into the nonsense. And I know, I know.

It was straightforward. Sometimes I do wish Kyle just, like, didn't say anything. Like, Kyle didn't have to make a clarification for Diana. And when Diana was like, I just wish you took my name out of the screenshot. Like, it was like, and Kyle, Kyle wasn't trying to take a side. She was just saying, oh, no, I think Diana's trying to say, like, you could have deleted it and then put it up with her name taken out of it. And, I mean, just that idea is ridiculous because all their names were all over those comments. What are you going to edit?

Erica's name, Diana's name. Like, you're just going to, in that moment. Then you're faking the DMs. In that moment, you're worried about your son. You're not worried about Diana. Right. And this person's writing good things about Diana. Right.

And she's screaming about threats and real threats. And her country. What's a real threat? What's not a real threat? And I don't discredit anything that Diana has been through in her life at all. But in this scenario, like, it's just, it got pretty serious you can't like start comparing things it did get very serious can't be comparing things and garcel has their investigation i think diana is also claimed to have you know big

powerful people who are investigating this as well as to who bought the bots and who orchestrated that when she said i have the means to help you i was like i think garcel has the means as well to help herself you know what i'm saying like i was confused by that but there was something else yeah There was something else I wanted to say. I just, Diana is a one and done. If I'd like a guess, I don't think she's coming back. I don't think she's coming back either. I am excited for next week, Kathy Hilton comes.

And we see whatever disaster goes on there. Yeah, I know. But I am no fan of Lisa Rennah. I know, which I honestly, like, I really did enjoy Lisa Rina a lot in previous seasons. And I felt like she did. mix more of the pot stirring with moments of actual making sense

so that it was a balance where you could be like oh you know she stirs the pot and she knows how to make good TV but she's not totally out of it and I think she's too far gone at this point where she has just lost now she's just like trying to make TV and she's just in reality TV world you guys know how much we love Therichie on this podcast we think it is such a great alternative to

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Reality TV helped them shape their names and then branch off into all of these businesses that they have made into their empire. So why does Bethany Frankel hate them so much? and why can't she let it go? Why is she going on and on and on? It's also, it's not, like, there's that, but it's also just like, the, like, suing these small TikTok creator, smaller TikTok creators is crazy to me.

Because her entire TikTok brand now is, she claims to be honest, honest reviews. She's talking about beauty products, makeup, skin care. She says like, you know, this is terrible. This is good. What makes her think that she can talk shit about other people's businesses and give her honest opinion?

But other people who may talk shit about her business or give their honest opinion about Bethany's business, she's going to send them a season to sis. Like, and then she put this whole video where she was like... She's made a whole thing on going to drugstores and buying these brands and testing them and Seeing what works. I have no idea. And she's, and she critiques all these other big celebrities like,

I mean, maybe the fucking Kardashians or Haley Bieber's just under a season is desist. Like, it's crazy. And so, um, she basically, like Meredith Lynch,

who had talked about this idea, right? She talked about it in her TikToks. She was like, you know, it's crazy that Frankl can rip other people's brands and products because she just wants to tell her fans the truth. the truth. But when she did it, Bethany considered a defamatory and she was legally forced to

stop. So this article says Bethany claims that cease and desists were sent to two women because misinformation was being spread about her nonprofit organization, Be Strong, as well as her trademarks and business dealings. But that's just like not, I didn't see one thing about someone talking about Be Strong. Maybe I'm wrong about that. But I didn't see anyone like talking shit about Be Strong, her nonprofit organization that it's does good work. Like, it was more just talking about Bethany's businesses and past businesses, which if you're going to talk about other people's businesses, this is fair game. I agree. I think that Bethany, something's going on with her deeper than whatever we are seeing on social

media because she's losing it. Like, she's just going after the wrong people, in my opinion, or just pointless going after people for pointless reasons. Mind your business. People were enjoying your reviews of products. People were enjoying those TikToks. Keep doing those and cancel out the noise of whatever you think people are saying about your products and

carry on. It's just what people are doing what you're doing to other people. You know what I'm saying? Like, I bet if the Kardashians started going after fucking skinny girl Margarita, Bethany would be pissed. And yet the Kardashians have said nothing about Bethany going after them.

I know. So it can't go one way. And, you know, Heather McDonald had said, called Bethany Franklin the biggest hypocrite in Hollywood. She, like, made a video about it. And she's like, look, these are all the things that Bethany is going to say back me. I'm irrelevant. I wanted to be how. Like all these things. Like, she made a video being like, this is the only foot that Bethany has to stand on right now.

And it is, it is weird. And it was weird. Like, her stance of, um, after Kim, Kim was booed at the Rams game. I saw that. And, like, Bethany put out a statement about, like, Bethany put out commentary about it. And it was just like, what? What, like, what world do you live in that you think, like, yeah, you may not think Kim is a great role model for your child.

That's fine. You're a parent. You can, if you want to teach your kid that you, that you're not looking up to Kim Kardashian, that's fine. You're the parent. But, like, there are. That doesn't mean the whole world has to agree with you. And also, like, Kim Kardashian is there with kids and her kids.

So it's like, you're not. you approve of an entire stadium of people who don't know someone booing like a mom who's there with her kids and like, you know, it's just, I hated that. I hated that the entire stadium booed Kim Kardashian. I think it's such a joke. I think that people think things are funny and go after people that are so rich and famous because they think they don't have real feelings and that they aren't allowed. I think they truly think Kim Kardashian is not allowed to have real feelings because of how rich and famous she is. Yeah.

That hurts to have an entire fucking stadium boo you. you're sitting with your son. And you're sitting with your kids is, I hate that. I don't think it's funny at all. I think people think it's funny to do these things to people. And yet they forget what it's like to actually be a real human being. And on top of that, Bethany, there are so many things in the world that are wrong with the world that you could be focusing on that are bad influences for your kids that have nothing

to do with Kim Kardashian. What are you going to shield your kid from every fucking thing that exists in the world? Just tell them. You don't agree with them. you don't want them to look up to them. That's kind of what parents do. Like, if you don't want your kid watching something when they're growing up, you don't have them watch it.

Like, I just, I think Bethany's being ridiculous for the sake of her, she thinks Kim Kardashian isn't a good role model for her kids. Well, get over it. There's a million people that are rich and famous that are awful role models. Yeah, I don't know if it's like if she's really liking the attention

she's getting from going against the Kardashians and her name is in the headlines now all the time because she keeps doing it and articles keep being written about it. but it's not a good look and to sue to send out cease and desist to TikTok creators um like I said the one girl Meredith Lynch has

you know she has like 150,000 plus TikTok followers and she talks about pop culture and like really you're just got it's just it's so ridiculous it's so hypocritical unlike like Heather McDonnell said it is very hypocritical she's just being annoying like just shut up yeah yes I just saw a Yahoo article that was calling her a Karen, which does feel like she's falling into that role. He's headed in that direction and it's annoying.

Yeah. So that's that is something that Bethany did this week, which is absolutely nuts. If she's going to continue to shit on people's new skincare or makeup products, then if she wants to put out like a new product and everyone on TikTok says like, hey, we really don't like Bethany's new product. She can't send them easy. So be it. She just can't. No. Now a word from our sponsor, BetterHelp.

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slash office. All right, everyone, we are here with two very special guests. We are joined by Craig and Austin together. Finally, we have them both in the same room. They've come prepared. They bought two bottles of champagne, and we are ready to go.

Yeah, you all. Austin finally made his flight. Yeah, Chin-Chin. Cheers, y'all. Finally showed up. Happy. Cheers. Love that.

And I would also like to say, say that they brought glass vehicles for us to drink they were bought with cash under the table the guy guys the story goes we sell champagne glasses under the dollars a glass and Craig didn't know what to do with

change so he was like just keep it it's like Craig dude it's like you know three bucks he's like I don't want it and he just who wants to bet that Austin doesn't remember the story he was going to tell oh yeah you were going to tell a story they haven't shut up since they walked in in and out of why you haven't shut up

since we walked in. Your hair is falling. Don't do that. I have a hat for that. That's not cool. It was something along, something about your first season. Oh,

oh, yeah. Craig loves this story. Oh, this was it, yes. It better be good. Well,

don't put the pressure on me. You're telling the story. You know how I said that when we walk in a haymaker, which is our production company for charm. And, like,

they have to look through so many hours of footage, like so many ungodly hours of looking at our face. Isn't the story? Yes, it is. So, my first season, they come over to do like a morning wake-up scene and I get butt naked

to get into the... Yeah. And so, like, somewhere... I just watched that episode. Somewhere, you know, editors are like looking at just like a close-up of my dick and they had to look at it for like 30 minutes. He calls me and shit. You know, to get it out of the shot.

It's a very bachelor-esque shot. I like... Okay, no. that's what they showed but I was like walking around my room and cameras were like close up but he called me in Shep and he was like guys I just did like my shower scene and we were like what?

You know that classic show us? Yeah and we're like what are you talking about and he's like the shower scene and we're like what shower scene and he's like you know when you get naked and we're like what? And he was like so producers told him everyone did it and he's like tell me you guys did that

and we're like no there's no shower scene Austin. There's a producer and so what happened too is that there are people in like and he was like yeah you guys did that right and we're like you actually showed up to a porn set it wasn't Southern Charm he said there's a can our camera guy's just like sitting there going tight oh you know it was uh John yeah anyways anyways but what's funny about that is I'm watching um I I Southern Charm I'd probably say

from like season what season are you guys just finishing nine eight so probably from like six on I would watch randomly, but had not watched the earlier seasons. So I watched from the beginning for the first time in like the last couple months. And I'm actually, I just watched that episode. I just finished season four. You can't mix the episode. Oh, you did.

I just finished season four. And I had never seen it before. So that really rains. It sounds very familiar. I remember watching. It's like, I was like waiting for Austin to finally be like on the show. And it was like, yeah, bam. Awesome's ass.

Austin's, you know, kicking out a one-night stand and showing his bare ass on the show, which I just thought. And so what's even more awkward is that in another room, while they're filming, there are like all these producers. And these producers, we talk to, like, every day. And they're like, there are, like, three of them back there and they're watching the monitors and they're like, there's his dick.

And he keeps on showing it. And there is again. So they're back there watching these monitors like, well, this story's taking a little longer. I was going to say, what is the point of this story? Why were we talking about anything that way? It's just content. If you want to use it, use it.

No, I know. No, I know, but there was a reason this story was brought up. Oh, yeah. Welcome to this week's episode of pillows and beer. The reason the story was brought up was because we were talking about. Because we drank champagne and I talked about. We were talking about Noah having to listen to our voices all the time. Yeah.

And then Austin said the people editing their show also have to listen to them, which made him remember that they have. They have those eyes of his naked body that they've had to watch. In the footage vault. there's a reel that's probably just entitled Austin's dick. Employing hackers to go after Haymaker production. We know what? I didn't say Haymaker did. We called this the Katie Perry game where like you start off on something

and you just end up all the way in a spot where you don't even. It's called ADD. Yeah, that too. I have a severe case of it. Yeah, that too. What is the correct term for a guy's part right now that doesn't sound weird? Like I just said penis. D.

I feel like that's weird. Dic? Dic. Okay. Like what in this room? is the most appropriate. Dick. I feel like we probably go

with Dick most of the time when we say it. Cocko's sexual. Yeah, that's like aggressive. Okay. Like that, that is... And penis is nerdy. Like, if I was sitting here and I was like, penis is like we're talking about

your actual function. There's something happening wrong. Like if there's something wrong with it, there's something. Then we're going penis. Like, his penis is doing this. You have a UTI. What is penis?

If you have a UTI, it's vagina. Austin shows. Makes sense. So Austin's, Men do get UTS. Oh, they do. Alston showed his dick on camera is what we would say. Yes.

Yes. But his penis got a UTIS. Yes, exactly. Scientific terms. Correct. Correct. Okay. Anyway.

Sorry, Katie Perry. You guys are here to talk about Winterhouse. Which show are we here to talk about? There's a ton of them. There's a lot of them. You're finishing Southern Charm. Which you guys want to talk about? Winter House is coming out.

I don't really want to talk about any of them. Let's just hang out and talk about Potter. Well, Winter House, Winter House should be a lot of fun because we had a lot of fun. Craig, we say that before every season of any show we've ever done. Have you all seen the first episode? No, we're going to the premiere tomorrow.

Oh, yes, you are. We wanted to be a surprise. Yeah, I actually came to Scottsdale and Austin went to Napa instead. So I should be better friends. I miss the wine tasting to go to Scottsdale. Craig was our Scottsdale guest with Paige. And we had a great time. Yeah, because you didn't show up to our interviews.

That's actually factual. But now we're all back. We're not. We're good now. We're good now. But it's also, Austin has been here on his own. Since then. Yes, yes.

And you have been here. When I heard it was funny, they were like, so did you miss the point? We were like, we know you. We know you're backed out. Like, you could just say you backed out. The way that y'all asked me clearly told me everything that I needed to know about my friendship with Craig. Was that he came here and immediately it was like, Austin didn't come. He's a bitch.

That's a real friend though. Is it? Yes. I think there's both things like a friend that'll cover up for you and then a friend that's going to call you a bitch is also like a good friend. Okay. Well, Adi called me a pussy. Does that make him like really good friend? Yes.

No, I agree. Winterhouse should be fun. Does Andy one said to someone that doesn't like? No, because you know, you wouldn't. That's like when people are mean on the internet and they call. call somebody ugly, you wouldn't call somebody you actually thought as ugly ugly. Well, I say that you'll never call someone that's heavy or like fat

actually fat. Right. Because that would just be fucked up. Exactly. So does Andy actually think you're a pussy? Probably, but he's also likes you. Andy texted me. I was like, I'm so sorry that's, I did that. He was like, the next time that you see me, you can punch me. I'm like, it's okay, Andy. Because I can take it.

I didn't remember that either. But if you would have said it to someone else that wasn't named Austin Shepard Craig, like that person would have had like a meltdown. And I'd been like, oh my God, Andy just dog to me. And we were like, oh my God, he loves us. He really does love us. Yeah, it's a compliment. No, winter, look, Winter House is going to be fucking crazy.

And it's, we got an extended. Are we talking about how many episodes we have or no? Okay, well, it's more than last year. A couple more. And, uh, here you go. And Craig's like, I'm going to do this. Well, it's a couple more than last year. Amazing.

Um, Stowe was open. Which I am pumped about because I remember watching Winter House last season being like, it just ended. Like I was just like, oh. Yeah. that last year We could have stretched it but it should have stretched it. No one knew what was going to happen.

Yeah. So many awesome things happened last year and it was all, you know. So many awesome things did happen. It's like that like, you all have heard. Life is so awesome. I'm totally fine.

That's awesome. Y'all have heard that there's also a PG-13 and an R-rated version of Mrs. Doubtfire, right? That's kind of how I feel, yeah, they filmed so much stuff and they didn't know what they wanted to rate it. So Rodham Williams did a whole bunch of stuff

where it was like, really, really like, you know, a bunch of like a cuss words and stuff. And I want to see that cut so bad. That's the version that you want to see last year's, you know, winter house. There's a cut out there where it's like 12 episodes. I want to hear more fun facts throughout this interview. I want you to just throw in a couple fun facts. Yeah, that was random as hell.

I love that. I want you to bring this energy on our podcast. Is there anything that you two are dying to say, right? Like, sometimes I go about my day and there's something I'm dying to talk about and I get to the podcast and I'm like, oh, finally. that can let this out or on somebody else's show. Yeah, but we get fired. Is there anything else you're,

is there something you're dying to say on this show right now? Doesn't have to be about your TV shows. It doesn't even have to be about your TV shows. Just like a PSA. Something's been on your mind. I wrote things down last night when I couldn't sleep. I'll read one. Wait, can you read it all of them?

Um, yes. I was like, I mean, I've always just, I've always just wanted to come here. I wrote something that too. That could be, like, the way you just frame that could have been exactly something This was written at 603 a.m. Because I woke up and I was fuming about something. And I was like, I just need to write it out. And that relaxes my mind.

It says, insecurity screams, confidence whispers. That's one of them. Were you high? That's like Tony Robbins. Yeah, I was. That wasn't even a question. That was just a deep thought. And then the other one says, but honestly, it says, true.

It says anyone that says mean stuff about others is online as a bully and says, more about them than the person they're talking about. Wait, can I just say that that's just like the most straightforward thing ever? That can be your new book idea. That's what I had to write down last night. Inspational thoughts. I wrote Craig. I wrote something on a pillow.

Like the whole entire quote on a pillow. I wrote something this morning. It's so simple. I didn't even need to write it down. Favorite time of the day? What is your favorite time of the day? I just want to talk about what everyone's favorite time of the day is. Yep.

Let's go around the room. Favorite time of the day. Early afternoon. Okay. Give me a time. Two to three. Okay. March 3rd because it's not too high

and it's not too cold to wear a sweater. No, that's the day. See, I want time. Isn't that April? Yeah, it might be. Yeah, March is so too. Honestly, six to seven is real great too. Six to seven later.

I would go between five and six. Yeah, that's pretty good. I like that too because then it's like acceptable to have a drink. Yeah, and you have enough. The night is young. You can have a cocktail. Okay. But it's not like, you're not drinking in it.

You can eat an edible and just be like, I can, I have enough time to watch two bread and more. That's also appetizer time. She wants to answer this question so bad. You know, I love appetizers. I love appetizers. I love apps too. How many things can we talk about before really tells us? We, we.

What's your favorite app? Sorry, I'm kidding. I was going to throw these cards. Okay. So if I was going to do just a classic answer, obviously it would be later at night between 7 and 9 p.m. Why is that obvious? Because none of us said that.

No, wait. None of us. No, no. Because my answer is the non-obvious choice. Okay. Middle of the night. You ever wake up in the middle of the night and it's finally you can feel like you could relax?

Yeah, and I write notes down. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I have a great being awake in the middle of the middle. I love it. So I was, I got food poisoning the other night, which was awful. Okay, so I woke up at like 2 a.m.

It usually is. Was puking. I've never had it before. Puking, whatever. And I couldn't fall back asleep for probably until 6 a.m. But I watched like a whole season, not a whole, but like a good majority of episodes of a season of entourage in the middle of the night. That's great. With my phone down.

And I was like, damn, this is relaxing. I get that. You know what I mean because your phone, you know that there's nobody's going to be bothering you from the hours of 2 to 6 a.m. It's like 3 o'clock? Yeah, 3 a.m. But as long as sunrise is far enough away. As long as sunrise is far enough away, I will do that. What is happening there?

Oh, I saw that. Okay. Okay. I have a quote. So someone sent me a DM recently and said, do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and got downstairs to find a snack to realize that you're the only snack in the house? That's a great slide.

That's a great slide. Did you answer your questionnaire with that answer for? Yeah. That's a good slide. It's just, it's the only time nobody you need to take. answer to anybody. So I would say though between 12 and three after three are getting too close to sunrise. Right. But when I was in school, now I'm talking high school because I didn't, I dropped out of college. But there was a period of time where we would have these tests that they called, say no to

trimesters or comps. And basically accounted as 50% of your grade. And this was at the end of the year. And so I would do bad all throughout the year. And then I knew it was go time. And my sister would give me one of her V-Avance and I would stay up all throughout the night and a couple of other kids would do it too 2. 3 a.m. We thrived. It was like everyone else was asleep. A couple of us were awake and we were studying. I know. I'm well aware. No, I know. I know what I'm talking to you here. Yeah, you're staring right at me. My, yes, my favorite time of the day used to be shared with you. Now it's not. Yes. But the world is asleep. The world is asleep. The world is asleep. sleep and you're awake.

I don't like it. I don't like it. Well, hey. Why? I don't like it. So this is, I agree with you. I don't like to be awake in the alone. This is a funny winter house story though.

That has to do with the winter. You're sitting next to the king of not being alone. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't like. I mean, last interview I did without him, I was like, we need to fix this. I actually engineered his whole comeback tour just to start doing press with me again. He hates what I say that.

I'm just kidding. How was your guys show last night? Come back door. He had more fans than me, so it worked. Did I? That's strange Wow So the comeback tour is really

I didn't realize It's not a comeback tour It's just life Like I live my life in Charleston And that is And growth is okay And that's something that we don't do On these other shows

You can change Right Well so many people are like You messed up Screw you You know cancelled It's like all right Well let me get better

I don't believe Wait now I want to hear The Winter House story So I can't believe Craig's wearing a hoodie I'm like sweating Yeah I'm wearing his friends I'm representing my friends

Come back Yeah. He's wearing his friend's hoodie. So, so Austin, and I'll let him tell as much as he wants about this, but I told you a little bit in Scottsdale. Austin started to take Vivance before Winterhouse. False.

And or at Winterhouse. Ambia. Oh, sorry. Ambien. Ria's got on. I'm like, I'm thinking about Adderall. Sorry.

I'm sorry. Dude, I used to crash at Craig's house, right? So we'd have like a night of drinking or whatever. And then Craig would have to fly out in the morning. and I'd wake up and Craig is like I haven't been a bad Keen shape like and he just wouldn't go to sleep He wouldn't go to sleep for like days on end

That's no good But so he took He started taking Amby and anyway We're talking about his favorite Oh shit should we answer Shep's call? No Yeah I put him on speaker

I think he's going through right now And ask him something really unk Ask him one of these questions He thinks his phone got hacked Oh I've been there It's awful That's really

I've been there I've been there A terrible A lot of times. The anxiety that he's having right now with his last interrelations like what I used to feel every single day with my last one. All the time. I was like,

what's happening? Like pacing and I think he's going through that. Well, Taylor's good with social media too. And so. Story? Yes. So Alston's favorite time of the night at Winterhouse was between two and three in the morning.

And he would wake up in the morning and be like, Craig, I went to bed at like 11 or 12, right? And I'd be like, no. And he'd be like, what do you mean? I'd be like, you came back. in my room at like two or three in the morning and woke us up and told us stuff. And so I don't know how much we... You ever take an ambient?

No. I haven't either. So I... But the intent was pure. I got prescribed to it because I was like, Austin, when you go to Winterhouse, 11 o'clock hits in your shit face to take a fucking ambient and go to bed. The intent was good. Now, it should have been like an Advil, you know, PM.

Yeah. Because apparently Ambien, if you fight it, you turn into like, you black out. It's like fighting NyQuil or fighting Xanax. And you trip. You trip. and you don't really remember what happened. So then I began to do that. And people were like, you popped in my room at like a, you know.

Well, and it's a surveillance show. At an uncomfortable hour. It's a surveillance show. So there's footage of all of this. And so if it's done right, they just have Austin going to bed and then getting up and just like walking into someone's room and just telling them stuff and leaving. Yeah, I don't know. Telling things that you wouldn't want to tell. Yes.

Oh, it's going to be a big part. And then I went shopping on Amazon and don't remember things that I bought. She's big on that time. He came down to me and he was like, why is this a story now? I was like, because you walked into our bedroom last night and told Paige and the girl. And he was like, oh, my God. So that's why you don't like this time of the night. Well.

You just look at me, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I just don't like it. It's probably because Ambien. Yeah. That makes sense. The shopping I can relate to.

I do that all the time. I just bought a pair of Birkenstocks the other night. Berks. He loves these things. Yeah. The clogs. You bought the clogs. Oh, you bought the Boston.

Him and Bo. Stossy's Bow. Oh, I have the other ones. I already have the other ones. Well, I don't wear them as much as I should because every time I wear, I'm like, you or someone else is like, what are you wearing? I'm like fucking Perkinsdogs, dude. Yeah, I mean, it's whatever. Craig, you wear sandals with pants.

No, I get it. I'm working on it. I feel like that's the page's biggest thing for you is the flip-flops. And I'm working. Well, and I never realized how silly it looks. Yeah. And she's got a big mirror before you walk out her door. And now I have to look in the mirror every time.

I'm like, how much easier would it be to just put socks and shoes on, Craig? Yep. And it really completes the outfit. I saw her post. She said we're working on the sandals thing. Yeah, because if we're being honest, like, people really shouldn't see. Well, I've only lived in beach environment.

Like, a lot of men's feet just, like, really isn't attractive. Correct. So you look at it. I don't like meat in general. You're like, your feet are pale. There's like some hair. Like, no one really wants to see it. Sometimes just long toenails.

Well, if I'm being honest, I have pretty feet. So I can, I can wear. So you clip your toenails? Yes. That's good. I would hope everyone does. Some people are animals. I have nice feet as well.

I have. Do you? Do you? Personally, yeah. See, I'm not like a foot guy. They could be a little smaller. What is the alternative? What do you mean?

What is the alternative? Oh my God. People biting their toes off? No. I wear size eight. They're pretty average. But I'm saying as far as like the feet thin. Is this something you do?

We're having two completely separate conversations on this show. It works. People are going to be listening and there's just two completely different conversations. Okay. If you want to know what's true though, if like you want to know what's true that. Did you ever do that as a kid? Yeah. Craig is you.

And I am. That's very. Do we all agree on that? It's true. And I've spoken to this about like to Craig and I'm like, don't you get it? Like that is totally what it is. So obviously, we're ever getting up. And you do you're talking about biting toenails.

Have you ever bit your toenails up your feet? Yes. Only when I was younger. And I was flexible enough. I enjoyed it. I get in. Oh, man. You're like, get it.

I just fucking clipped that one. Spitting it. Then I saved it. I mean, where else you do? You don't swallow it. No. No. You don't swallow it.

I mean, you can take it out and place it on the table. You don't place it on the table. You got to flick it somewhere. Like, Brianna's like off to loogie. The only one that I could reach was on the hardwood floor. I did have carpets in my room growing up and they changed to. Your carpet, you can hide your toenails. Yeah.

I could only reach my big toe by that. When I was like, I probably did in middle school. I think I definitely did. I would do it on the couch. Yeah. I would just like leave them. I'm immediately. This sweatshirt is getting hot.

They're disgusting. No, it's really. I'm sweating. Are you guys going to watch? Are you going to watch our new show? Are you going to watch Winterhouse? Yes, we are. I love Winterhouse.

You guys know how much TV I watched with the two of you in it. Now I'm watching. Entirely too much. I am watching. I watched Southern Charm up to date. I watched every episode of this season. You watch the reunion? Currently, yes.

And while also rewatching the old ones, which let me tell you is actually a pretty funny way to do it. When is your favorite Craig? Let's make this about me. Ooh. I don't think I'm. I don't have gotten to him yet, but I think currently. Ria is watching as much other charm as I have.

I think current Craig is my favorite. Growing, I'm all free. Yeah. Okay, good. Because I'll be honest. Really? This is the main. Well, look.

Multiple conversations again. People are going to get so mad. They have to watch this one on you. Do you know what I will say? It's the dumbest show ever. You know, what I will say about old Craig? That's where. I have a thought about old Craig.

And now it makes sense. I watch, like, when I would watch current seasons, I was like, I don't really get like the Shep dynamic. I felt like there was a lot of times that I was like, I feel like Craig might be being a little sensitive. And then I watched the old seasons. And I was like,

Shep's kind of mean. Oh, so you had only seen the new ones where I had like a chip on my shoulder. And I was like, yeah, you were very like, well, everyone's coming at me. And then I watched the old ones and I was like, God, it's been eight years and they won't let it go. Can I say that there are multiple people I

talked to in my life that say you guys are the only two people they like on Southern Charm. A couple I'm very close with actually was talking about you guys one time and the boyfriend, well actually, Dana, he works here, so people listening will now, he was like

Craig and Austin. He was like Craig and Austin or fucking awesome. Like I want to hang out with them and I was like I'm actually like friends with them. So maybe you guys. Well you guys make the show because I'll be honest this last season the girls aren't given too much. God, that's a sensitive topic. You need drama for a reality TV show

or you need something to happen. We're struggling with the girls. And like sometimes with like Leva where she's like I'm not going to be at that party. I don't want to go there. It's just there's too much drama. It's like, well Leva, you're on a reality TV show. You can't avoid drama.

It's your job. Like literally you're supposed to be at these things. Who do you think I was writing about in my notes? Oh, yes. Right. Wait, I mean, that's what it was. Because, no, I really, this past season, I felt it a lot. I was like, I feel like there's some people that really, like, you're, you are still making. I know it's your real life, but you are still making a television show.

Well, look, we're allowed to say, and we have to be, because it's, reality TV has been on too long. There is some stuff that. You have no choice. You have no choice. The rosé's gone. I have to drink it. Oh, it's gone. We finish it.

That one smells. Dave, same thing. Dude, that was really good. I like to remember. Should we answer one of these questions? Wait, wait, wait. Well, she was in the middle or something. Oh, I was just saying, yes, you got to play.

Oh, you were in the middle of something. The reason that this works is because we show our lives and we're transparent. And we play in the in bounds and the rules. And some people don't understand that anymore, but I mean, look, look, it is. Every season that I've been on has been connected to a girl. And some of them have been really, like, uncomfortable. And there are people on our show. that don't show that side

and it's like you can't do that. You can't do that. Cameron was the only one allowed because there are girls on our show that were dating people throughout the year and didn't bring them around it. It's like how is this happening? How is this happening? Yeah, we would all love to do that and they're like well anyway but then

okay let's say something positive about Winterhouse and then we'll play the game. You said something super positive I mean I think we're I thought you're so positive I'm pumped about Winner House out. Oh okay good. Oh wait can I ask you guys about the Tom going to Winterhouse. It was awesome.

Do you guys know them? Do you guys know? Yeah. Did you know Not biting toenails? What were your relationships like with them previously to doing Winterhouse?

So, okay, I'm going to answer this because I've heard Craig in the past four freaking interviews and I know the whole spiel that he's going to say. Let's discount our chicks in the office interview. Well, give us something new. Craig. Craig says that he has hung out with them

more than I have and that you had more of a relationship. Before crossovers were allowed, I used to be on set with banner pump rules. On set. Man, Bravo loves when we call it that. They love that, Craig.

On site. On site, it sounds even crazy. Craig's like, I'll be in my trailer until it's my scene. Bravo loves when Craig talks about being on set, you know? Andy, I'm sorry, I take that back. So, okay, I was in L.A. While they happened to be shooting their show. Okay.

And you were in the area. I have, I was getting a martini at Sir. And it just happened to be filming. Happen to be Stasi's OOTD day. Funny, no. I probably shouldn't tell it when we ran into James at the Abbey. No, please say it. Yeah, I would say.

We were also with James. You might have to cut it a little bit. I'm going to cut it. Okay, so. So just don't say it. Yes, maybe I just don't even say it. Well, it was exactly. Oh.

Well, we have a story with James at the Abbey. Well, it's season five, you know, Craig. We'll tell you after. Sorry with James still. We'll talk about it after. Okay, we'll tell you after. Okay. So what were you going to say?

Sorry, listeners. That's most annoying thing ever. What I was going to say is that the two tom's coming in, we all have been partying for like five or six or seven days straight. Yeah, we were on. And so when they came in, it was like a much needed like breath of fresh air. Yeah. And Sandoval, I mean, they're both like on board for everything.

But Sandoval is like a special breed of, you know, maniac. And he was on board. He was like. He came in the energy. He wanted to do it all. He, he, he, he's a, he's a musician. He brought a trumpet. He just started playing.

And finally, now the three franchises have like, finally. Oh, you haven't? So, Schwartz is awesome. We haven't? No, I guess no. Schwartz is awesome. And, like, what's crazy is I had started. So I, a lot of times know.

More than Sandals. A little bit more gossip and shit than Austin. Because you hang out with them more. Well, and I just. One. Yes. A lot of stuff. Yes.

Crack and his ear to the ground. though. Let's be real. He does. He does. He does. And then when I bring up things, when I bring up things, Craig's like, yeah, I have to hide it sometimes. I'm like, yeah, crazy. You're like, wait, I know everything. I read it on one of those. She was like an escort. I'm like, no, I didn't know. Well, I'd know for months. He's like, well, Schwartz is going through something. And I was like, yeah, I kind of saw some stuff on Instagram. But Katie posted a really cryptic message on Instagram right when we were filming Winterhouse. And it was like, something about divorce makes you happier. And I was like, dude, I think. Something's going on. And so you get to see that kind of interaction on the show. Yeah. I know him and Kyle have a talk. Kyle cried multiple times, you know.

He always does. I don't seem such a crier. I am too, I guess. Shit, I cried at the reunion. Did you cry to Taylor? Did you cry at winter house? No. What's funny is you said in an interview recently,

you've never seen me cry. And it took Paige off guard because she was like, Craig cries. I've never seen Craig's dick and I've never seen them cry. It's weird. Page has seen both. That's good Paige has seen proof

Well, I'll ask Paige to draw me a picture And one day Well, recently he's just been getting guys To show him his dick And that's not entirely show I mean you guys talked about at the reunion For what reason? Just curiosity

Just like friendship You're like, you're like I should know what my friend's dick was like And I'm like it's got a lot of character You know like what it's Because everybody's is different Well because Shep said it to me first and I was like you're right and then

you're for like you know six years and that I haven't seen your dick so you guys just like take your pants off in front of each other okay nice and then I did it with I have a lot of questions that I did it with Kyle Winterhouse what's the react like what's the proper reaction and also great dick dude and also like wait but question

though like this is now like dope dick like soft yeah you're like yeah no I'm not a wrecked I'm not like let me get it going and go like no I'm I get that question No one's asked it yet, remember. No one's asked it yet.

Wouldn't ERACT be in its fullest form? Like, you want to see your friends taking its fullest form. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird. If you show each other, you're a wrecked. Show me your erect penis. Our friendship is totally changed. I don't know if I could look at Craig in the eyes again. It's like that T-T-T-T-T-T.

They were like, it's okay to pee in the pool next to someone. But if your buddy got out of the pool and started pissing into the pool, you'd never talk to me. Yeah, that's true. You're like, what the hell are you can suck up that? So you can show a soft dick. Definitely. Did you follow in the pool thing? Yes.

I think that actually makes sense. Yeah. Well, because I feel like also a lot of people pee in pools and they just don't say anything. Well, of course. Yeah. I don't. Did you pee in Scottsdale?

No, I get staged right. No, I get staged right. When it, yeah. So like, even though no notions and stuff either? No. I try. Like, I have. The whole beach is watching me.

I know I have. That's the most freeing place to do. I have done it in the ocean, but I will say not often because there was one time where I really, really, really struggled. and when I got back to my towel, all of a sudden I felt like, oh my God,

it's gonna, I can do it now. And then I just sat there and peed on my towel. Wait, where was that? What? The fuck just happened. I was not exactly. I have told that story.

I was going to say, she's told that story. I was telling you this. So my dad was for me. You guys had such a. A. silent reactions that I feel so uncomfortable

I'm trying to decide I mean some people lay on some guys like lay on they were laughing wait I mean I peed on the beach out of the water and people not know and me look around and guys have easy

guys like dig a hole it feels good to pee she got out of the ocean sat on her towel and looked around and pissed herself and I did and I just peed on the towel and then I

the fact that you peed on your towel is the most what did you do with the towel okay so Throw it in the ocean? No. My town got ready. Come back from once you came.

So I was staying in a house where there were other people there and there wasn't like a washer-dryer situation with the towels. Like they would just bring the towels from the beach and hang them back up on like a clothes line. Yes, I think it's, trust me.

I think it's weird in general. I would not sign up for that sort of thing. Oh wait a second. They just reused towels. But a beach towel? just hanging up, let it dry, bring it to the beach next day? Yeah, people are pissing on them and shit. Okay, well, so then in the middle of the night.

Not peeing on them, but I do that. Well, yeah, I hung them back up. I'm being self-righteous. I do that too. Hung them back up, and then in the middle of the night, whenever everyone was asleep, I went out to the cold time. My favorite time of night. And I took the towel, and I, like, hand-washed it in the same.

And then I put it back out there. It's incredible. How old were you in that? This was like two summers ago. My dad will kill me for this. But when you pee in a pool, do you let out a little bit to make sure that that chemical we were all taught that exists over a little doesn't actually exist? 100%. It doesn't exist.

No, you just go. I don't pee pee in pools. Oh, well, okay. So I have peed in a pool even though it's terrible. But I always let it out a little bit. And I look to see if it's blue or, you know. Or you see it like in the movies. Because grownups.

No, because our parents tell us. I said like if you pee in the pool It would turn like a color. My dad just recently found out that people pee in pools and my parents have a pool and he lost his fucking mind. He's like no they don't. And we're like,

and we're like, what, you don't pee in the shower? And he's like people don't piss in showers. And he had, well, he owns like a cleaning business and shit. And he's like, we have some OCD that runs in our family. But he just found out that people pee in his showers

and in the pool and he's having a really tough time with it. Do you ever find? So now he gets a porter potty delivered to our house when we have big events at the house so that people will use the porta party. Let me tell you something. People don't use that port-up. Nope. Nope. It's not going to change. Maybe the most useless port-a-potty

ever ordered. Question. Do you ever find that because my dad, my parents are honestly, people get annoyed when I talk about my parents because they're like, we don't care about your parents, but whatever. My parents, I think are super cool. They're like not strict at all. I'm like friends with them. I can tell them anything. But my dad will find

the strangest things to get mad over. Like something will set off that I do not think he's going to set him off. And one of those times was we were sitting around my kitchen table and I had mentioned, this was years ago, I piss on our beach towels. You know how girls get like peach

fuzz like on their like mustache whatever? I hate calling it a mustache because never full of upper lip. They get like hair on their upper lip and then they do whatever to get it off. I mentioned that I once shaved mine off and my dad lost his fucking mind.

He was so disgusted that I did that. Like he was like What are you supposed to do? He was like Your mom gets it wax Like he was like He was like the fact

You shave like a guy Like I have You're just like this is his weird trigger No this was it was a very weird trigger That we I did not see coming Well you have the microblade things Yeah no I know

Like use that thing from CVS It's a bigger conversation about how like It's the same exact products But because it's marketed to men It's like Oh we were just My dad lost his fucking mind And we were like

Can we have? we have a razor and they were like, girl or guy? Just give me a fucking razor. And I was like, what is the difference? And then... I think guys are probably a little sharper because they're like, I don't really know why. Let me tell you something. The razors are the same.

They are. My dad, I just, I remember he lost his fucking mind. He couldn't, he could not believe that I... No, 10. We haven't even done anything. Yeah, we will... All right, let's get to the questions. We're going to answer the internet questions.

We'll put you in the middle of 10. All right. We are going to do answer the internet questions. All right, we're going to play answer. the internet now. Yes, we are. We've gotten some Coors lights. Yes. And now we're ready to go. KFC radio question. Doesn't matter. We can just get them out of the way.

We can move them out of the way so it doesn't, so it doesn't just look like we have two empty parts. All right. Yeah, we did drink them. Let's start off. Should I shuffle them or just go right off the top? Go right off the top. Rip it out. If every time you finish sex, a song played, what song would you want it to be? All I do is win.

Down by A-Con. Jason. Down by Jay Sean. Baby, are you down, down. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. I'll be honest. I would say that pre-sex,

during sex or after sex. My crush in sixth grade, I remember I heard sixth grade dance. We formed a circle around him. He did the down, like the temperature, you know, like the low-wain part. And I was like, ooh. That got your beans going.

Yeah. Wait, what's yours going? I said all, all the things is. Is he got your beans going? I don't. Okay. Would you go to a football game at a 70,000 seat stadium if you knew that 500 seats would get ejected into a black hole, but everyone who didn't get ejected would get $5 million? No. Yeah.

You take the risk. I don't know. I think it sounds. I mean, after two bottles of champagne, I don't want to die. There's no way to hedge that. Yeah, no. Yeah, the odds are in your favor, but it doesn't, it's not sure. 500 random people get ejected.

Right. And imagine you. one of those people that sucks. A section or just like random? Random 500. Like you could be gone and he's sitting there. Yeah. What I would do is make a deal with someone in the stadium. Yeah, I think I would too. What deal would you make with somebody in the stadium? But like $5 billion. It needs to be like $20 million. It was $5 million. Yeah. Five million. I don't know, man. Because five isn't like also I'm not going to space. That's my biggest fear. I don't want to get ejected to space. So the next question kind of leans towards that way. I don't know. Would you rather see

everything that has occurred in the history of the world or everything that is going to happen in the future. That has nothing to do with space. Yeah, what? Well, you don't want to know what's going on in space. History because if it was future, I'd be way too jealous and drive myself in crazy. I also would be scared. Yeah, I'd be scared too. I'd rather know history.

Oh, wow. That says a lot. Actually, that answer says a lot about your psyche. I got excited. Because I got excited. I saw Star Trek. I see it's like traveling the galaxies. You guys see the world burning.

I don't see the world burning. I don't want to die. It is my biggest fear. Well, we're all going to talk. I understand that. I get crippling fear. And you know when that happens at your favorite time of day? And that's what I hear of.

Because I wake up and I'm like, shit. Death is coming. No, I know. Oh, God, stop. All right. I know. If you could only have knees or elbows, what would you pick? I also want you to answer too.

I'm answering. Knees or elbows? Elbows. Nees. I'm going to pick elbows. So basically you wouldn't be able to bend your arms Or you wouldn't be able to beg your legs If you give knees up you walk like chef

I already drag my feet We said that when Shep's drunk he like walks with Like a pocket of wooden legs I would go I would still go knees Yeah I'll swing my arms I'll swing my arms around I'll swing my arms around

I'll just knocked everything I like why I said this is I like sitting way too much Like I like folding Oh right right Everyone loves a good sit Yeah like I imagine just having every life find a place to sit in any situation.

All right, you guys pick the best answer on this next one, and the loser's going to drink their beer. Oh. Okay. Finish. Finish. What is one vote? Shit.

Yeah, we'll have to discuss. Yeah, you just finish a little goblet. That's it called a goblet. What is one thing that someone can say that makes you immediately hate them? Say? Yeah, what is one thing? Why are you laughing so hard? What is...

What is... Craig has an answer, clearly. I just had like five things. I don't have a... a clear answer in my head. I mean, I'm a really big fan of your ex-boyfriend. I have a lot of, I have a lot of answers to this.

One is when they, if someone immediately brings up money and how much money they make. Yeah, that's a good one. I hate. And also, if someone is rude to a waiter. Right, but I need, I need like a one phrase. Oh. I don't think I'm allowed to say mine.

Do it. I can't. I just said mine. You didn't. What was yours? Yes, he did. He said, I miss it. I'm a big fan of your ex-girlfriend. Oh. That's funny. I would say, okay, I'll say recently and easy. This isn't what I said, because mine are all, like, crazy, like, stuff.

Okay, okay. I would say recently, the thing that bothers me the most is when people look at page or me in front of the other, and it's usually page and they go, oh, my God, we're so, I'm so glad to see you guys are still together. That makes it happens a lot. I get that all the time. Really? Why are you saying that? People say that to me and my boyfriend. Oh my God, you guys are so another. Defide the odds, you crazy.

And they'll say it to her and not me and they'll just go, I'm so glad to see that you guys are still. Yeah, that's my recent one. Yeah, I hate that too. We won't use that as the contest. I would go money, but I don't. That one drives me nuts too. I'm like, what did they think? Also, what a rude thing you say to something. I agree.

Although, Rhee and I do get a lot of like bar stool focused ones that can get fairly. What if it was like I voted for? and then depending on if you hate that person. Yeah. You know, like, I'm not really like. And then you're like, blah, you voted for. I'm not like political like that. I wouldn't say that who they voted for would make me mad.

I think sometimes when people are not tolerant of other people's like voting with, but that's a whole other. Yeah, yeah. Next question. Right. A whole other conversation. No, I would never get mad at who someone voted. I'm not immediate like I fucking hate you. Yeah, no.

But I don't like the person that is immediately. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's what I don't like. Yeah. That's a skip. Okay. We have five minutes.

Mary Fuck Hill. Brad Pitt. Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum. God almighty. That's a good one. Because I'm going to have to kill Channing. I'm going to marry.

You know yours. I'm going to marry. McConaughey. And we'll bang Brad. I mean, because after I read green lights, I was like. Oh, that was out of control. You guys. After I read green lights, I was like, you are close to you.

Actually, you know what mine would be, though? I would actually switch. I'd marry McConaug. Conahey, I would bang Channing Tatum kill Brad Pitt. You're gonna kill Brad. I mean, I've been out of baggage

I've been out on Brad Pitt these days. There's like nine kids and then like the stories about Brad There's been some tough stories coming out. Yeah. I will say step up is one of my favorite movies. It is. His relationship with his kids is on the rocks

which is a bad side. Chene Tatum seems like a good guy. Okay, but that's why I'm banging him. I'm not married him. Right, right. I'm going to go with Fran. But we can all agree we'll marry.

Channing Tatum we know is a good dancer which I think translates to sex. You know, MFK, Austin Shep, Craig. You guys are sitting right here. I don't want to answer that. Guys, I'm not going to actually bang or marry Matthew McConaughey's.

It wasn't really madder. That's the only person. Tim go. I know the answer for this for you guys. Would you rather be drunk 24-7 or never be drunk again? drunk 24-7. I can't imagine not being

fucked up again. You want to see us on TV? Yeah. It'll be very sad to not be fucked up again. These are boring. I'm sorry. I'm going to pick you.

This is like, what is the game that we like? Another Mary Fuck Kill, but it's snacks. Okay. These are the best cards you can pull. They're what's coming up? Okay.

How about, let's split the deck and I'll look at some and you look at some. There you go. So we can really get the best swat. And we'll do speed. What's it called when you go fast? Speed dating?

Yeah, speed. No. All right. So immediately I picked a porn question Which I don't, oh, I don't This one's very sexual as well Okay, you go with that one Okay, what would you choose if you could only have one

For the rest of your life? Blow jobs, regular sex or anal? Regular sex? Regular sex. That is the cheese question. That is the straight down the road. That is. If you choose any of the other ones,

Then you're not with the right person. Yeah, and also I think you have something wrong with you. You're doing it wrong. Yeah, exactly. That's what it is. It's not the right person. Are either of you vegan? No.

Okay. Would you rather have to? piss sitting down. I hate the word piss. Would you have to pee sitting down for the rest of your life or go vegan? I don't mind peeing sitting down. Because I don't do that when I wake up in the middle

the night, I pee sitting down. This one, is that weird? That is the most absurd question I think I've ever heard. Give up everything that you love or have to sit down while you pee. Would you rather fuck the most hideous girl in the world or an average looking guy? Who is the most hideous girl in the world?

Most hideous girl in the world Or an average looking guy I would still go with most serious girl in the world I would Because you don't have to look at her face I don't know that's almost mean It's a mean question Oh I'm sorry you guys are

No that's a mean nice guys I'm like, he's like, that's really fucked up y'all. Oh, this one doesn't play because you guys are both, you guys are both tall, so this one doesn't play. Austin is just so. Would you give up an inch of penis length or an inch of height? You guys are too tall already, so it doesn't matter. Would you rather live for the rest of your life with the sensation right before you sneeze,

shit, or come? I mean. Wait, what? Would you rather live for the rest of the sensation? So, like, they say that when you sneeze, it's like one 16th of like an orgas. Right? It's like a really awesome feeling. It does.

You die when you sneeze. Your heart stops. Oh, oh, oh. So that feeling that you get right before that happens. It's about to happen. Oh, God. I would, I think it's an easy answer of come. Yeah, I would run around with a ton of energy.

Yeah, yeah. This is funny because you guys are on reality TV, so it's like you've lived through this anyway. Would you rather get videotaped every night you go out and have to watch it with your significant other's mom or have their mom get a copy of every text you send? I have to. I mean, you already do it, right? Yeah, we already do it. Mom, I'm sorry.

Would you watch your buddy's sex tape with their ex? Would I watch my buddies sex tape with their ex? Not his ex, but, yeah. But you have other friends that you would. Oh, yeah. Like, if his sex tape leaked with Madison, yes, would you watch it? Well, 100% I'd click on it, yeah.

Okay. I mean, that would be a lot. You're like, what have we got going on here? Yeah, no, honestly, I'm with you. I watch a lot of weird shit. So, like, not even for like a purpose. Right, just like you're curious. Like, if someone's thing leaks, it's obviously a breach of privacy.

Two more questions. All right. I'm definitely. I'm definitely watching. Oh, no. Is this like a bar still game, by the way? Yeah, it is. This is KVC.

Shout out KVC. All right, we'll do two more. Yours and then. Yeah, I don't like this one. So you go. All right. If you got a one-time pass to do whatever you wanted, what crime would you commit?

I love this question. So much. Oh, I like this one, actually. I mean, I love the thought of robbing a bank. Just gets you going. Because Jumper is my favorite movie because he's able to jump into the bank and take all the money. I love that movie. So a one time.

Yeah, if I get to, yeah, one time pass, I'm going to rob a fucking bank. Yeah. A big one, too. I'm going to plan this shit out. Pick one of the biggest banks right now. Big bank job. Okay. It's TD Bank.

You're going to see me on the Citizen app. Like, bank robbery and process. I don't know. I would, I mean, is it sick that my first thought went to, you know, the purge where the whole thing is, you know, to kill somebody? No. I'm like, would that be a thought in my head? Like, would I literally be like, I'm going to kill somebody. I don't know.

So I had the same thought. I don't think I would ever want to. Well, no. No, I don't either. I hate the most I wouldn't want to buy with that. Yeah, I don't either. My thought went killing. Cool.

But then I couldn't say one person. That's when I get started. Yeah. And at least you get money from robbing a bank. Like, what do you get out of murdering something? No, but nothing? Yeah. Like, I don't know if I have it in me.

Like, even if I'm getting robbed and I had a gun, like, I don't know if I have it in me to, like, actually shoot it. No, I definitely do not have it in there. Frang gets the last one. Guys, I wish I had a better one for the last one. If you only had $5. Okay, you can pick. Pick another one.

Pick and pick. They re-went through all these ones. Oh, do you have more? Okay, this is really fucked up. Oh, good. I don't, because I didn't like the ones in my hand. Okay. Would you watch a 25-minute sex tape of your daughter for a million?

million dollars? No. No. A million dollars is not enough money. No. That's a fucked up. That's a fucked up question. No.

Yeah. If someone says yes. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. No, I told you like I would hurt people and rob banks and shit, but I'm not going to watch that. I will watch Austin and Madison have sex. I'm not going to watch that.

This wasn't the same question. All right. That wraps it up. This has been quite a joy. Cheers, guys. We're going to end this, though, by making sure everyone watches Winter House. Oh, yeah. Watch Winter House.

Is that why we were here? Thursday nights. Let's give really quick favorite parts of it. Craig doesn't want to leave. This is hilarious. Yes, but also let's talk about

winter else. We, we, we, we, uh, okay. Yes, never mind. Just go.

All right. It's going to be awesome. Everyone at Thursday nights. Winterhouse is on Thursday nights. 9 p.m. Eastern on Bravo. Cheers. The first one,

when you guys are hearing this, the first one is out. Make sure you tune in Thursday nights. Boom. And thank you, and thanks, thank you guys. That was absolutely chaotic.

We should just do a podcast together. once a month. I'll be how fun would it be if we did a Chicks in the Office Pillows and Beer live show collaboration?

Are you even allowed to come on our show? Yes. Oh, well, why don't? Oh, because we've never invited. You never invited? Would you like to come on pillows and beer? Hey, how about we talk to you guys

about something else in the future when we end this? Yeah. Love that. Cheers. Cheers, y'all. Yay! All right, that wraps up

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