Chicks in the Office - Bachelor in Paradise Week 6 Recap

Episode Date: September 22, 2021

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Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne, giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. Of course, we are talking about Bachelor in Paradise because it is Wednesday.

That is when we talk about the Bachelor franchise of all sorts because it never ends. It goes The Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor it again. It keeps on going. Fortunately, we do not have our main squeeze. I didn't want to call him a name squeeze. You didn't want to call him that, but you did it anyway.

It came out and I pictured us squeezing Trent like a big orange into a, can somebody make that graphic? I think that's directed towards Noah. Noah. I want quigs to make a graphic of Trent and we're juicing Trent and we're juicing Trent. And it's like he's orange juice. And then we call him our main squeeze. His body is like. Just, or yeah, he's upside down and his head is going into the cup and the juice is coming out of his cup and we're squeezing it.

That is graphic. Yeah. Let me make a call it Pixar. Yeah, yeah. That is graphic. We do really miss Trent, though. You just want to grab Trent. Yeah.

Yeah. So hard. Social harassment training this week. Two weeks without him. Very sad. It has been sad. Fran turned to me yesterday and said, I miss Trent. I miss Trent.

And I miss him too. We obviously love having him on the recaps. He adds a certain little flare. Yeah. And we don't have that tonight. We do the group chat with him so often, too. You know, we get to, we do work with him every day. He really is the third shift.

He really is. And we just, he's just all talking about golf. Our big boys growing up. God, the Ryder Cup just lasts forever. It's finally starting now. It seems like he's been gone doing all this stuff. But now it's finally here. Well, Trent, we miss you.

Just know that. Every week we will give you a shot. out like this until you come back. Yeah. I love you. Right to this thing over there. Yeah. I love it when you call me big pop.

I want to dedicate that song to Trent. Anyways, let's get into the... Oh, man. Well, don't you picture... I'm sorry, I want to get into The Bachelor in Paradise recap, but can't you picture Trent sitting in between the three of us and... I love it when we come with Big Pop was playing and Trent's just like...

Yeah, Trent's just nodding his head. Yeah, we're in a convertible, it's bouncing up and down. Let's not tell Trent about this. And the next recap, when he sits in between us, I'm just going to start saying, I love it when you call me Big Pop and just see what he does. If he does exactly what we had thought he would. That's a good idea. All right, let's get into The Bachelor in Paradise Recap.

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Bachelor in Paradise. We're back. We picked up where we left off. Kendall. It was just a moment of, that's not what I wanted to say. Matter of time. Not a moment of time. It's just a matter of time before Kendall packed her bags.

and headed home. Listen, I was very confused when Kendall said to Joe, I thought we came to Paradise for the same reason because they clearly did not come for the same reason. And his face said that too. And not only did his face say it said it, not only does his face say it, he said it as well. Kendall thought that she could come to the beach and maybe have a little reunion with Joe and it's where they met and they can rekindle things, rekindle that flame. Joe went to the beach thinking,

I want to get over Kendall and find someone new. You said he knew it was over between us. I came here because I knew it was over between us. Exactly. And he wanted to move on and he wanted to experience other things. And I think if Kendall really wanted to be with Joe, then maybe she should have reached out to Joe before the show.

Yeah. Okay. Like, what are we doing here? You guys had a real relationship outside the show. Reach out if you want to be together that badly. I know in her mind maybe she was like... We're moved to Chicago. Yeah, we're moved to Chicago. Move there. because I think that would have done it.

I think really all she needed to do a year ago was moved to Chicago. And they probably would be together. Yeah, and she looked. Hey, but hey, maybe it's not meant to be. So it's not meant to be, exactly. Like, at the end of the day, she did not want to do that.

They had love for each other. They had a great relationship. But now, you know, they could find other people that could potentially make them happier. Yeah, exactly. And I feel like, you know, people are saying, well, maybe,

she wanted to have this extravagant entrance that would like, you know, sweep Joe off his feet. And it's like, wow, I haven't seen Kendall in a while. Maybe she did try to reach out before and he wasn't having it. She thought, oh, now I'll go to the beach and bombard him. It's like too much at this point, you know? Yeah. I feel for Kendall.

I understand. She thought Joe was her person. She really loved him. She's got to let it go at this point. If she really, really wanted to be with him, she would move to Chicago. And he was so sweet. And he did try to live in L.A.

I think that people, we left that out and people pointed out to us that he did go to L.A. with her. Has he had that conversation with Serena? Well, he lived in L.A. also because he was on Dancing with the Stars. Like, you know, he was living in L.A. He was on. I'm sure during those times, like, it was much easier for them to make it work. No, but it did seem like they were going to have that conversation. In the preview, it was like, we got to talk about, you know, logistics here. I feel like they should have had that at the very beginning. Like, why go through all this? she's like, I don't actually want to live in Chicago either.

And it's like, well, then... I don't think, I don't know. I disagree with that because I think you have to truly try and form a connection first and then you can figure that stuff out. Like, you don't, like, I don't know, you're not gonna... If that is a deal breaker and it broke your last relationship up, then why? I know, but you could build a connection with someone. Like, I could meet someone and think like, oh, I'm never fucking moving to

Iowa. I'm gonna fight you. right now. Iowa, bitch. I know. Why Iowa? I did it on purpose. But then you meet someone that is from there and you're like, oh, God, I would never

fucking live there. And then you fall madly in love and you think like this person is my person. I'm now willing to move to Iowa. Straight up, I'm moving to Iowa for right. He asked me, I'm going. So, like, I just think that's, like, I don't think you can have, you have to have an open mind. If you're already so, like, close-minded on potentially living in other places, then you're

just pigeonholing yourself to dating other people that are from where you live. Yeah. I think that if you really, really love somebody you're madly in love, you're like, fuck it, I'll move wherever. Yeah. Take me wherever. Or you like make a plan and vice versa. Maybe it wasn't actually the place.

That was just an excuse. Well, that's what Joe was saying. I don't think it's meant to be. Yeah. I think that they had love for each other, but I don't think they're in love. Joe definitely seemed to be alluding to that when they were having that conversation where he was like, I know you said you never wanted to move for a man, but I shouldn't have just been like a man. Like he thought that their connection was strong enough where exceptions should have been made.

If I'm in love, I'm just moving wherever. I've actually had this conversation with myself. Like, I'm like, I've thought to myself, like, what if somebody from a different state swept me off my feet? But I have this podcast, right? Yeah. And they're like, come. Like next week. Yeah, like next week.

I'm like, I'm like, what would I do? What about a different country? A different country? I would never leave this podcast. I would keep doing it forever. Podcast aside, like just relationship. Would you move to another country? It just depends.

I mean, it really depends. If I'm really in love. I can't just say like I'm willing to move to any. No. State is different than country. Yes, extremely different. Well, not if you're in love, you're saying. All right.

Let's get on with the recap. Trent. I mean, oh my God, I just want to do Trent. I can't get the man off my brain. Noah just always Playing devil's advocate Yeah I appreciate it

You need somebody like that on the show The Um Joe was very sweet to Kendall though Like it was like It was a nice moment You walked off cutting stems Because I said this

But while they're having this conversation This man is in socks and sandals On the beach I can't I can't get over it I really can't It's like calf socks And do not walk out again Oh my

Calf socks and And slides He's looking comfy. When I'm in love, I'm in love. And I see no flaws with grocery store Joe at this point in time. Yeah. Not even his socks and sandals. If grocery store Joe said, let's take a stroll down the beach, you got to put on socks and slides.

Yeah. It doesn't bother me that much. Okay. Fine. Fair. Very fair. That's like a Lexbro thing, too. Yeah, I don't think it's.

I understand why people don't like it. dad type thing and then it's also like a cool thing. I don't really know if it's necessarily cool. I don't agree with it. But it is like a kid thing. That's where I said on cutting step. It's like a high school, like a freshman in high school leaving his like basketball practice with his bag and his fucking slides and his socks on.

I just think it makes you look kind of like a little kid. I see your point now. I'm literally envisioning there was. Oh my God. I'm having such a flashback of being a freshman in high school. Yeah. in my high school hallway after cheerleading practice talking with the kids on the basketball team and they got their socks and their slides and us thoughties trying on their slides with our socks

obviously there you go perfect example perfect example um but kendall realizes that this is not working they're clearly there for different reasons and joe has moved on so she leaves It doesn't really, she kind of like hugged Ivan was like, peace out. Like, thanks for giving me that one rose. I don't really know what Ivan was thinking, giving his rose to Kendall, because we never saw them speak. So, like, maybe there was something there, but we just never saw it on TV. So for us, it kind of seemed like Ivan may have wasted an opportunity to get to know one of the other girls potentially, but it was time. Ivan and Kendall had one makeout that Kendall used Ivan for, and that was that.

So Kendall leaves. She's obviously very upset, but with her leaving, brings in Lil John heading down the beach. He's got a new surprise for everyone. There's two new guys coming. Demar and Ed. Ed? It was nice to see him. I'm not going to lie. It did feel like home, didn't it? It felt comfortable. I kind of missed having Ed on TV. I did. We didn't really see too much of them in the episode. but everybody's talking about his abs, their muscles, they all look great. I didn't miss seeing it on TV. Really?

It just kind of made me chuckle. Like, oh, we had some good laughs about you. Yeah, it's like, ah, ha, it's Ed, but I could do without you. Is he made it to the end of this somehow? It would be very impressive. Yeah, definitely would. So they go and they're speaking to the girls. Ed kind of seems like he beelines to Natasha.

and Damar talks to Chelsea, talks to Marissa. So, of course, that maybe puts Riley a little bit on edge. And they say that he wanted to meet her and she wanted to meet him. They had each other in mind when they were coming to Paradise. So right off the bat, you think like, ooh, this could, she could ditch Riley. I had a bad feeling. I kind of thought she was going to go on the date. I thought he was going to ask her.

I thought so too And I'm glad that didn't happen Yeah I'm very glad That would have hurt me Yeah to watch Riley be sad Like would have been really sad And I really think they have a great thing going

It seems like they have a lot of chemistry It seems like they're on the same page about a lot of things And I think that would have hurt And I'm glad it didn't happen Yeah And it's interesting because Watching it feels like Riley has shown his affection

like shown affection towards her and things like that but she was saying like she was wanting more from him it seemed like they were kind of on the same page but when you're in those situations you obviously just want to be like reaffirmed all the time and maybe that wasn't quite happening

but and I feel like in paradise you want to be reaffirmed all the time too especially because there's so many different people coming in there's so many people change up all the time on this show that you almost need to be the type of person that's going to constantly remind the other person that that's it for you yeah i agree so chelsea damar natasha and ed go on this date it's uh they're painting the guy's shirtless and that was kind of about it i almost forgot that date even happened i know it was it was it was uh it was like they painted them shirtless and then they put paint

on them i think but it wasn't too eventful nata They did cut to, like, Dr. Joe saying, like, oh, be sad if, like, Natasha went on a date. Like, I think there's some potential there. It's like, Dr. Joe, love you. Love you. You know I love Dr. Joe. You do. Big fan of the Joe's all around.

Like, Dr. Joe, grocery store Joe. Great name. Great guys. Joe. Riley. Wasn't going to say it. I will. And he says, like, oh, I have the potential.

I'm like, you know there's no potential. You fucking friend's own hugged Natasha at the end of that date when you were like, ah, why did it have to be Brendan? My Brendan? My Brendan. I mean, there's a point in paradise and there's a point in the season where people just don't matter. Oh, yeah. And this group of people just doesn't matter.

that are still there that aren't in like a couple it's like we know that realistically they only have like four days left yeah of filming and they're just enjoying the sun yeah exactly they're like oh maybe i'll get a little a little tan dr jo's playing the ukulele out in the rocks it's like okay we're just having a good time does everyone on this show play the goddamn ukulele like where that thing come from you can just start strumming random strengths and it it might sound good yeah somebody wrote maybe they have one on set. Connor, maybe Connor left his behind. Somebody wrote in the Cunning Stems live chat.

They said, would you rather get serenaded by Dr. Joe or Connor? And I thought it was a stupid question because it's obviously Dr. Joe. 100% Dr. Joe. Sorry, Connor once again. It's Dr. Joe. Yeah. Does Connor ever win? Sorry, moving on.

But Natasha, Natasha and Ed seem to be connecting. Like Natasha seemed very happy. She was like, this feel, you know, she was like, ah, it's finally happening for me. So that's kind of all we want. I don't really think that's going to be anything in real life. But for her to like kind of finish Paradise on a good note, that is great. And then Kenny and Mari got their own date, which was sexy eating on each other's bodies.

naked once again once again Kenny is getting naked on this show for technically I feel like the second time even though the show would like us to believe it's the third time and of course we are also eliminating the times that they're in the boom boom room and they're you know night cam they're also naked there

but it's not as obviously like naked Kenny needs to get on only fans or he's doing himself a disservice and meaning I'm not even saying people want to pay to see Kenny he wants to be an naked and fray. And somebody needs to allow him to do so. Well, he has said multiple times, you know, I got no problems being naked. He loves me and naked. There's many shows for him naked and afraid. Yeah. Dating naked. At this point, you know,

they have the things black box and whatever. Like, what's the point of these little leaves covering? To show us his dick. It's just like, um, so they're, it's just funny because there really is just not like a sexy way to do this. Like it's like he's making a taco on his stomach. Like putting down the tortillas and filling them up. And then like you can't eat a taco with your hands tied behind your back. Like it was like a ooh trying to be sexy like licking it off. It's like that's not sexy.

Even when you have, even when you're holding a taco in your hand trying to eat it, it's not sexy. Yeah. I will say it's not sexy. but it didn't gross me out. Like it grossed you out a lot. Yeah, it grossed me. It didn't gross me out because I love tacos. And if there's taco meat and sour cream and lettuce and everything involved,

like I'm just excited to eat it. The whipped cream and toe was way grosser. I disagree. The toe? I would lick whipped cream off of anybody's toe. People like toes. I don't know. Toes don't, I'm not a fetish person.

Yeah, but feet don't freak me out. Feet don't gross me out that much. I'd lick your toe right now, Noah. straight up. And not even like in a weird way. Stop that right now. Not in a weird way. No, I know.

But you would lick Noah's toe. Right now I would. What if I told you, I had to do my laundry today and I ran out of socks so these socks I wore? Yesterday? Yeah. I would still lick your toe.

Really? Yes. Because I have done that before. I don't believe you, but I'm not going to test it out. I don't believe you. I personally don't want to watch that, so I'm not going to know.

I don't want to test it up, I'm just saying, but I don't, I'm not grossed out by it. Okay, you would suck any random person's toe. Not any random person's toe. Not any random person's toe. No, not any random person's toe. But like, if you're in a relationship and maybe, you know, it's like, they like it's like, yeah, I'll suck your toe.

A little whipped cream on that bad boy. It probably tastes good. Ooh, lick my toe like that. I'd rather, I'd rather whip cream on a toe than tacos off an abdomen. Yeah. I think, like, taco meat getting in your vagina is great. Gross, but sour cream, I love. So I would be open to looking at sour cream.

He's like eating a taco very close to like, I'm assuming that he's clean shaven down there. Tacos taste good. He's eating tacos very close to some. Squeeze some lime. Oh, taco meat and stuck in hair is another level. Gross. Gross. You know, like, hey, put limes in tacos, that would.

That would be terrible. No, no. Lime might burn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my burn, but. Oh, my God. Like you do body shots with line like you know. Yeah, good point.

Yeah, you raise a point. Yeah, but you go one point for Noah. You got a little hot sauce in the wrong place. Oh, that'll burn. Well, you just got to be careful. Yeah, you got to be careful. Yeah, I just think that. All right, so all the ladies out there listening just know that Noah would be interested

in licking taco meat off your body. I just think that licking. I like tacos. Yeah. I like tacos as well. I would just prefer not to eat them off someone else's. I don't see whipped cream alone is overrated anyway. Whip cream alone is overrated anyway. Like just whipped cream? Doesn't do it for me.

I usually ask to take the whipped cream out of. Oh, I like whipped cream a lot. Oh, I like, oh, I'm the opposite. If I'm anywhere and they say, oh, would you like whipped cream on top? What the hell not? Love it on there. It's so fun. Yeah.

Oh, I'd love some whipped cream. It's for a little extra? Yeah. Okay, no whipped cream and toes for Noah, but tacos, yes. Now, Mari also was rubbing sour cream like all over his body. Yeah. So fairly close to whipped cream. if we're getting technical,

but something is a little bit grosser about sour cream, I gotta say. It's a little more sour, one might say. Yeah, like, spoiled milk. Do you like sour cream? I love sour cream. He was pouring love. What do you use it for?

If my mom makes tacos for dinner once again, I am a long, I'm living in my house on Long Island. Yeah, every time I say, talk about my mom making dinner, I feel like I'm a 40-year-old stuck in their parents' basement. But when my mom makes tacos, and there is no sour cream, I flip out. This happened last week.

Got home. Tacos were made. Yep. No sour cream. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Big problem. Kenny was pouring sour cream all over her as well.

She, this, there was something kind of, I'll say it, kind of sexy about the little tortillas over her boobs. It was like, oh, that's like, I don't know. Like you eat the taco and then you get to the nipple. Yes. A journey. Yes. However, it was another thing too that was like, these two, these two definitely, I could see them get a little freaky.

Like I think Kenny said like, you know, she's a freak. Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, am I talking too horny on this show? And then I remember everything they're giving us on Bachelor and Paradise. How are we supposed to do this? How am I supposed to react when Riley and Marisa last week are fucking licking whipped off each other's body parts of their toes their bodies. And now this week they're naked eating tacos off each other.

I'm going to get a little hard. Yeah. I'm going to get a boner. There's just there's really, it's really the only way to discuss it at this point. Honestly, there's just not really another way to talk about it. They also cut to Tia and James who James is really trying to fight his way back in here. We saw that date with Blake last week. It looked really.

and it looked like it was done already. Like they mesh so well, it was over, done for it for James. And James, I don't know who made this for him, what producer painted this or got this, but it was like two planks of wood that were supposed to represent Tia's hometown, the one stoplight town of Wiener, Arkansas. So one is like a little skyline, and then the other is a stoplight.

He said it took us coming to Mexico to link up and kind of have a connection. and it's like, you know, the two different places of where they're from. He's from New York and the stoplight. I don't know who thought about that, but I guess creative on their part. But Tia did like it. There was a kiss. And I think she appreciated James putting in the effort. But she also said, still trying to listen to my vagina.

And I think her vagina is telling her Blake. Her vagina is telling her Blake, although I wish it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Because then we get to Blake. I know. Yeah, we'll get to that as well. But then we also have Mari and Kenny telling each other that they're fallen in love.

They're moving. And they're like actually starting to talk about real things. Kenny's like, hey, the next step here, we don't have to do it right now, but like tomorrow is, you know, an engagement. So pretty crazy. Not now, but like in three days, we might be walking off this beach, Mary. Yeah, absolutely. We also had a very emotional conversation between Riley and Marissa that got deep very quickly. But guys, a reminder, if in case you forgot, because we didn't, we're going on tour, baby.

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So it's like, oh, he wouldn't have liked it, but he wouldn't have shared his feelings, which is not really a good thing because, you know, once you're bottling things up, things can explode. And she's like, you got to, you got to tell me how you feel. So instead of backing down, he did open up. And it was beautiful. And he really explained and talked about his family and his relationships and how that is shaped. him and how he tries to handle his life now compared to how he used to. It started to cry. It was very intense.

I believe in these two. I know. I hope so too. That's what I took away from this whole conversation is I just believe in these two. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And it's really impressive for a man to identify.

Like, it's one thing for a girl to be like, ah, open up, open up. And they're like, ah, you know, I've just, I've been through a lot. and it's hard for me and like I can and then they kind of just leave it at that he seems like he is really working on himself and like digging deep to like where some of those relationship fears come from unraveling them unpacking them and I think that's all Marissa wanted to hear like she it sounds bad that like she like looked happy after this because it's he of course he's sharing his story but he did he was like that is all I wanted all I wanted was to to um here are say that and then Marissa says she's falling in love with him and he says I'm falling in love with you

too and they were so happy and it made me so happy because well I'd also like to add that it seems like all the girls have to say it first on the speech that they're falling in love with the guys because the guys are just afraid to say it and then the girls have to say it and the girls are so nervous because they're like well what if I say and the guy doesn't say it back but he always does yeah so shout out to her for taking that initial step but it seemed like they're really happy and they are falling in love. Yeah, yeah. And he said that, you know, he wants her to meet his mom,

which he was very happy about. It was all really, really sweet for him to, you know, actually break down and talk about his family dynamic and reach that point. So we get this beautiful moment. We're very happy for them. And then, dun dun, dun, dun, storm of the centuries, headed for paradise.

They all have to evacuate the producer. are on screen. You never want to see that. And they're like, there's a tropical storm coming. It's not safe. We have to evacuate. Everyone pack your bags. We're getting out of here.

Okay. Fake a storm of all time because they turned right back around and walked right back onto the beach. Well, it's just funny because they clearly didn't film any of the in-between. Like, it's like, we don't know how much time they weren't on the beach because it would cut to commercial and then after commercial, they were coming back to the beach. So we have no idea, like, if was it days, hours, like, what really happened? I'm surprised we, like, didn't get any, you know, phone footage or not that they would get their phones back, but, like, I don't know. If they were in a hotel or something, they're talking to cameras in the hotel.

But no. And it's also kind of wild to think that because we always have our phones and you get weather alerts and you got the apps and all, you know if something's coming. There's something that's terrified me thinking of not having my phone and like being on the beach and seeing some clouds and being like ah it's cloudy and like having no idea that a potentially deadly storm could be

headed my way. It's kind of scary. I was going to say there's something pure about it. Yeah. Kind of like have you been cast away? Think about it. Before there were TVs, before there were phones, before there was anything.

They just had to look up at the sky and say, hmm, a storm is a broom. I it's it's it was pretty wild pretty wild so they're all leaving it's all very dramatic it's like will we ever see you again i don't know am ever going to see this person so clearly they must have separated um by gender at the you know the other girls got in one car men got in the other so i'm guessing and i didn't think about this but devon pointed it out when we were watching that like they clearly separate them because they don't want any funny business happening and off camera where they're not filming and we miss something,

but it seems like maybe that happened anyway. It seems like in the previews that we did miss something with the cameras being. It does kind of seem that way. And then, like I said, they come back for commercial. They try and show this, like, some of the chairs, like, don't have cushions. There's one dead palm tree branch in the pool. They tried to make it seem like the place, like, got. had some damage when it was like, it seemed like it was okay.

It was like that step where they're like, there's so much blood, there's so much blood. And then they go in, there's just a tiny cut on his arm. Yes. Or in couples, in couples, the shark bite. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Exactly.

Exactly. So now they're back. Who knows how, like I said, who knows how much time went by. But they're in enough of a rush here, I guess, that they're like, daytime cocktail party. Get dressed. Get ready. We're having a roast. We're behind schedule.

So we got to get all this stuff done. The girls are giving out the roses. So the guys are going home. There are a bunch of guys that are like, you know, not in relationships. So I think people are nervous. Then it kind of focuses on Tia's situation with James and Blake. Tia wants Blake to giving to give her a little more, show her more. He seemed like maybe he wasn't talking to her.

And they have this conversation on the on the daybed where like, He just came off kind of rude. Like he was like, I want to be here with you. I don't want anything more. And what's funny is... He had a major attitude. He had major attitude. Major.

Because when you hear like the word... Tutty daddy daddy. When you hear the words that he was actually saying, it was like they were nice. Like on paper, if you read them, it was like, oh, that's exactly what you wants to hear. But it was like the way he was delivering them were so sassy. the way you deliver something means so much. Like, you could be like, it just, I don't even know, but it just really matters how you deliver something.

Because like you said, you could be saying something so nice. But if you say it with an attitude, it just comes across mean. So I didn't even hear a thing he said. I was just like, oh, he's a dickhead just because of his attitude. Yeah. And they were fight, like, they were arguing like they've known each other for a really long time. That's what confused me That it seems like these two

Have had many of conversations before Because what two people who just met each other Would start giving each other too like that Yeah, and I don't think I would ever Feel comfortable Telling a guy that I've been on one date with Or what I mean, obviously they've been spending time together But like I just want you to give two fucks about me

Like it's like, I don't even know you, ma'am Yeah, right? Like wait, wait, wait, wait, chill, chill, chill, well, just take it easy, man. Yeah, so, but at the end of the day, we can agree we did not like the way he handled that. If he just showed Tia that he was into her, it would have been fine. So it does kind of feel like maybe James could sneak in there a little bit. I think so.

But her vagina is not dancing for James. She did say she wanted to listen to her vagina. Sometimes your vagina doesn't dance for the person it's supposed to. Or should not have been supposed to. Every time we say listen to your vagina, listen to your heart plays in my head, but with vagina and said, listen to your vagina.

You need to find one syllable word. No, I know. Listen to your vaj. Listen to your vash. What else? That's kind of catchy. Listen to your vaj. When he's going for you.

Listen to your badge. Yep. Tio, we got a hit for you. Call us. Ivan looks very sad He's sulking around He knows he's not getting a rose

I don't know what's going on But he says that he was not there To take anybody else's rose His only chance to be if somebody else came down So they're all talking And Aaron is with Chelsea Aaron's trying to make that effort with Chelsea Because you know Chelsea went on another date

So he's trying to put in that time So he does this like fake runway situation out of sticks where he's like, I'm going to do my runway walk. You're a super model. I'm going to do this. And I guess it was like, fine.

Cute-ish, I guess. If you're like, if that's about you. Yeah, the only thing I was focused on was Chelsea's dress. Like, I didn't take away anything from this moment besides I love Chelsea's dress. And that's that. Yeah. I absolutely agree.

But it did seem like Chelsea liked it. She was enjoying it, having a good time with Aaron. I have always had the feeling deeper down that there is more and of course I mean there's more to all these people than what they show on the show but that there's more to Aaron and the like all he does is argue with the other guys because that really is the only thing they ever show us on this show but there has to be something more to him and more like charismatic and charming that these girls do like him and think he's funny or like have nice things to say about him off camera.

But it's just all we get on camera is him fucking fighting with these dudes and like talking and just like, I even went to go talk to Chelsea. And Aaron and James are watching. And Aaron's like, he's a fucking snake bitch boy. Like it's so dramatic and unnecessary. Like I understand Ivan is talking to Chelsea. you like Chelsea, but like, shut up.

Aaron's got some major insecurity issues. It's very clear that he has some major... Are you laughing at my tweet? No, no. I was laughing just because I was thinking some of the sound bites he said. Oh, I mean... He's like, I'm gonna slap that stupid beard off his beard.

He said, I'm gonna slap that... Bro, he just lied to me. I will slap that stupid beard off his face. Bro, bro, bro, bro. Bro. Has to start every goddamn sentence with bro. Bro. It drives me nuts.

Aaron only talks about the other guys and how much he hates the other guys. It's like maybe he even stop a little chit-chatty about the other guys and focus up on some relationships. You may find a little lady, Aaron. But until then, you're talking about the guys the whole time. You're focusing on how mad you are at them. You're never going to find love that way.

He just takes out all of his anger on the other guys instead of like working on his actual relationships. Work on your game. Or having normal conversations. Like if the girl you like is with, someone else go talk to that girl and be like hey what's going on with with Ivan like do you like what's what's happening there you don't need to like stomp over to Ivan and be like yo can have a word bro get over here come over here come over here it's too much so lame it's too much it was so lame

I think that's a perfect way to describe him lame I'm not gonna lie I did giggle at his uh when they were like face to face I did not think I haven had that in him like I think I thought I saw a little like well I think he's put on a front a little bit. Aaron said, why is your lip quivering? Which did kind of made me laugh. But they, you know, and of course, just to slap us all on the face, we get left on a cliffhanger about an Aaron and Ivan fight that nobody fucking cares about. So we don't get to see the Rose ceremony. And now we have a three hour episode next week. We got a three hour episode next week. And I probably will only care about one half hour of that

because they're going to show us a bunch of Aaron and Ivan that we don't care. Although there's a lot of crying in that trailer. No, no, I'm kidding. I think it'll be good. I'm excited. Next week will be when, this is what I was saying before. This episode was the one where like every couple's like, ooh, I'm falling in love.

I'm so happy. This is amazing. And then next week is like when everyone's like, oh shit, I got to propose in like a day. I think we maybe have to break up. So next week will be do or do. time for a lot of these paired up couples because it was very lovey-dovey for almost every couple on the beach this episode everybody was in love and like you said next week that means tears yeah how normal is it for a couple to be like we want to stay together but we're not going to get engaged like

i haven't watched that many pair um it it happens a lot i feel like that's gonna be yeah that's what joe will do it happens a lot it does look like we got a kaelin and dean appearance so who's better than them to be like, hey, you don't need to fucking propose on the show. You guys can leave, travel in a van, buy a house in Vegas, and be happy. Yeah, exactly. So I don't know, like, is Dean the one you want coming in before the proposals to give that the guys that extra push of like, you can do this? Dean's coming to be like, guys, you don't have to do this. Yeah, exactly. You can still stay on the show or leave the show and be perfectly happy and stay with the person you met. He's like, don't do it. Don't do it. The couples that I think

do have potential here to be to get engaged are the three Kenny and Mari, Joe, Serena Riley and Marissa I think everybody else not gonna happen You don't want to do it again right? Joe never proposed

Oh he didn't? Joe never proposed to Kenton and Joe said that the first time he was on Paradise meant a lot this time means a little bit more yep so a little bit more means maybe a little engagement comes back next year. Yeah, I don't know.

I think I feel the most confident about Kenny and Mari. I feel the most confident about Riley. You think? And Marissa. Yeah. They do seem really connected. I don't feel confident about Kenny and Mari at all. Really?

Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like Kenny's like, you know what? I'm 40. Now or never. I think he's like, I'm on this show. I might as well just do it. Bite the bullet.

Fuck it. Get down on one knee. See what happens. What is there to lose? I really like Abigail and Noah, and I think they are a really cute couple. I don't think. I don't think Noah is going to propose Joe and, no, Becca and Thomas. I don't think Becca wants another TV engagement would be my guess.

You never know? It does kind of look like they're still together. I know the internet sleuths have been all over that, and I've seen that, that it does kind of seem like maybe there's a couple or I don't know if they broke up or got back together or whatever. Everything else I haven't really seen. Are there any other current couples? I think that's all of them, right?

I think we covered them all. If they got three proposals, that producers are going to be fucking pumped. Three proposals is a win. Three proposals is a massive win. I don't know if they're going to get it, but it'll be close. So next week, guys, we will be back to recap.

Cap three hours. With Trent. With Trent. Please, God. I hope. Sweet baby Jesus. I really hope. I really hope. Because we only have two episodes of Paradise left. This is it, folks. It's next. Finale is October 5th. He'll be here. He'll be here. Or I will be so upset. We all will. I think the listeners will be as well.

So, Trent. Trent, you better be here. You know where you got to be at this time next week. Hollywood.